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# LOLympics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
# LOLfatarse
Gravity wins again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:12, archived)
# I CAN SEE THE GIF TRANSPARENCY MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Too regular to be noise, but quite acceptable.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:22, archived)
# hey! another beheading pic! were you on the bus too?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:25, archived)
# 'ning chaps

good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# ha!
cockbash ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:42, archived)
# snake eyes watching you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:41, archived)
# awesome
how long that take you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:43, archived)
# 30 minutes...tops...
...just imagine if i ever actually TRY!...(wow!)...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# nah, i rarely have the patience now
bravo though
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:49, archived)
# thanks...
...and goodnight b3ta!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:51, archived)
# it was.. erm.. I had a burger
that was nice

also, while looking for mobile phone software I found this

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# well that solves that little problem at least :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:48, archived)
# quite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:51, archived)
# what crap. When they can have me for free. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)
# bad form i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# the apps free as well dude
and doesn't sulk so easily.

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# i think my favourite mobile find
was in the early days of wap.. where it was green screen and pixels.

and it was a website where a lady could messure the size of her clit by mooshing it against the screen to create amoist spot then scrolling between the different sizes..

hy some one thought this wa s abetter idea than say a mirror i don't know.. but I laughed hysterical as a 14 year old.. and the phone promptly got passed round the bus so everyone could giggle at the smut too :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:01, archived)
# yay for smut on the go
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
#
"If I'd only known about this earlier, I would have bought a bigger phone!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:11, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 5:16, archived)
[challenge entry] bread for sale...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I'm gonna delurk just to say
ARGH! THE SANS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Slop bucket!
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I have no 3d glasses
because of you I am now sad about this fact rather than ambivalent


:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:26, archived)
# You can often find them in the kids books section.
Included with picture books and the like. Check the
damaged/discount piles first. Usually under $2 or $3.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)
# no dollars accepted here.
I'm off to a horror film festival in under two weeks.. one of the films shown is gonna be in 3d.. although, unfortunately, it wont be red green :(

I'm expecting a shite film but made comical/awesome by 3D slasherness. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:35, archived)
# ...it's perfectly good bread...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:32, archived)
# He'll never get to it to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:33, archived)
# ...damn cat!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
# you know that bread is NO GOOD
until it becomes toats
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:35, archived)
# That is truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)
# *straddles courtney cox*
*lets the vibrations do their thaaaang*

mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)
# aww...i eat bread for breakfast!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# haha, terror!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
# people often say to me 'david, why are you so cool?' i tell them its because


- orangespace.net - deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# that's because you are a stick figure with no hands.


:D beautiful :)

EDit: have you changed that to ho handed?

either way...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# indeedy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:57, archived)
# haha
you're so cool because THERE ARE TINY, TINY FLOWERS ON YOUR BIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:58, archived)
# haha
i keep there for style purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:03, archived)
# you killed them
they're dead forever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
# yes
and it made me feel alive.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# happy flowers all happy
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)
# well done, as long as you dont crahs it1!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:16, archived)
# yay!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:26, archived)
# it's the best way to ride.
i love the look on the faces of ther riders who are just chugging along when i pass them riding no-hands. they get either embarrassed or angry that someone 'reckless' is faster than they are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)
# that pure neutral guy on the far right is approaching beige alert
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# beige alert
sounds nappy rash tastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I don't know what the fuck this is about, but I like it.
Also, masterconnor's excellent site made me make a 'tumblr' account and synch it to a domain name I bought, thus..(yes, it's shit, I haven't fucked with it yet)

www.dekionplexis.co.uk/

Also, tomorrow, I am fucking a belly-dancer..GREAT TITS MAN!

GOODNIGHT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIs8lB3mc1c
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# I HAD FUCKING SEX WITH A BELLY_DANCER
I wrote this in capitals, because b3ta/the internet is being a cunt and I've tried to reply to this message at least twice, and I'm losing patience. If this doesn't work, I'm giving up and going for a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Bring me back one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:46, archived)
# prove it...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:34, archived)
# i am an inspiration to you all
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Epic.
Has everything one could wish for.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)
# this is luffly :)
returning my faith in the ocean after the nasty drowning incident earlier :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:47, archived)
# that is nice
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)
# sooper.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Still Gif experimenting....but MOSTLY it's.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# comparative to her age bracket
yes.

on a list of people I'd choose to fuck, no.

saying that if she was a double headed siamese twin... that would make her top of all lists.

this makes me think of a line from Doug Stanhopes wonderful comedy.

"Yeah I fucked a midget once.. what's worse is I aint even got any jokes about it... it was just awkward but I phoned my friends afterwards.. and I think that's what made it worse.. I was like "hey, I fucked a midget!" and she said "Was it a guy or a girl." So I got all indignant "of course it was a girl".. If I were to fuck a guy it had have to be such a level of freakery to overshadow any of the gayness involved. If you fucked the Elephant Man no ones going to call you Fag. They'll call you Sicko."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I cannot hope to comprehend you nonsense.
However, I might consider having sex with the Mirren if I had the free choice of fucking everyone with consent.

I really am quite unexcited by the majority of female celebrities. I can't think of anyone really famous that I've thought "She is on the opportunistic rape-list". Not one. Plenty of normal girls. Just no celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# i'm finding it remarkably hard to see some one that actually looks human among them.
too much plastic facial fakery. you might as well buy a real doll.


although i think the pink haired lass from lazy town is going togrow up to be a stunner

/groomerblog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I pretend that she's pretending to not be legal
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# she has a sister of age
whose done some glamour shots.. mmmm.

Lazy town is a menal as fuck program.. Sportacus is well fucking every memner of that town.. also I'm pretty sure the sleepy plastic haired bad guy bloke was the sarcastic one in the dawn of the dead remake... but i'm yet to try and fact check that one..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# sister?
likeness? name? glamour?? erm...


hmm linky isn't as good given that im at home on my sister's laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# wipeclean?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# it is.
as is the cache. however, i fear they would notice if I had a wank-sesh this evening, then all the cache was empty tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# alex mauriello
their not like uber nude..or nude at all.. but nipples are visable through shirts and stuff..

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# THEY?
well.

I'm not going to search now.

but perhaps they will get naked together on the same day as the Olsen twins do double-anal in hustler.

that will be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# have you seen the olsen twins recently?
they're like humanoid skeletal frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# lol, drugs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)
# ok.
now do a spacking image saying:

"THE GRASS IS FUCKING GREEN, OMG"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# "Still"?
That implies she was in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# now now
she's got disproportionate breasts. that causes the majority to ignore everything else does it not?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Correct sir!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# hahah
what you talking about willis?

Should I play drunk COD4 and shout abuse at yankee kids??/
B3ta... you decide... vote now lol
haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# if you can own drunk then go for it. if you're a noob, then don't bother.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# i can own
I will play a couple o hours


ta bab

:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# try and do a blarb. they're quite fun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# it's me!!
also I seem to see seams :D



(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Just PAINT here bud, no P.Shop
(hangs head in shame)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# this was aimed at kebab.
I have no issue with your anim sir.

I'm just toying with kebabs affections like the evile heshehebitch that i am.
*cackle*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# plus we're just busting for an excuse to post seams horses

your one is awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# thanking you sir :)
I'll give anybody a fresh never been drawn before picture of what i think they look like if they can tell me what's hidden among the earths.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# the darker thing in the bottom left?
I dunno :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I'll give you a hint
it's not a moon
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# it looks like another planet
if it were me I would have used a map globe in there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# *cough* star wars *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# oh the death star.
i think mines funnier.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:18, archived)
# you've still managed to win me drawing you...
when I get round to it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I say old bean....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:15, archived)
# gotta love rubber band gattling guns.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Apols..
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# your saviour:
www.gimp.org
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Got it....Too complicated for me.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# it's intimidating to start with, there's a great ebook for it...
gimp-savvy.com/BOOK/

it's got tutorials as well. It's really if you want to spend the time working through it really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Added to Favourites..........Thanking YOU!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I've not seen any disagreement with blaaarbing so far but...

I fucking hate blaaarbing. It's fucking shite. The first few from DTH were good. Thereafter, it was just as shite as every other bandwagon.

*strokes kebab (without being arsed to write the name properly) you're still a nice lad, but blaaarbing is fucking shite, in my personal omg internet on the internet opinion*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# even when it's my face blaaarbing :(
what's your opinion on girating members of the royale family?

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# that's fine.
to make another photo look like it's blaaarbing is just fucking boring and lazy, in my tiny shit-cock opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# what if she was blarbing
while girating?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I'd spit on her
and look for a nice girl.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I kindof agree. It's funny because it's arrangedletters,
I made him bounce up and down and sing, and he said "oh i half expected a blaarb." so I did that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# It agrees it's funny because I kind of arrangedleters
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# it's arrangedletters??
I thought it was some sort of girlyboygirlboy top of the pops presenter :D hahahah

meant in the nicestly way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# that's fine
I'm a skin head now so i look like a canceryaidsycanceryaidsy type of patient.

but with a lovely goatie and sideburns.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# good choice.
as do i, but with much longer hair.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)
# And you STILL can't get it to a reasonable size.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# If anything she has improved with age
but being old enough to be my grandmother I'd have to say no. (or at least get a blowjob off her and roll my head back and think of Kelly Brook.)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# She's j-u-s-t about old enough to be my mother.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Tell you who's old enough to be my mother
but still fuckable:
Gael's wife off sexy beast. She's sooo hot in that film!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# You Mean Amanda Redman??
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00419/SNF16SPDA_682_419242a.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ooof
Looks a bit rough there, the camera is kind to her in Sexy Beast. Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!
Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!

Look at the TITS, do a DEAL with yerself!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# By about every teenage boy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# pfft
I tried that.

It was so fucking unpleasant.

I did it with a toilet roll tube held over a hoover extension (not even a henry or a dyson, the shame)

I hurt. It made me dread actually getting a blow-job.

Later, I was pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# You switched it on?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# DID EVERYONE FUCK HENRY BUT ME?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I never did.
Still haven't. But our Dyson keeps winking at me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# we called our's
Sid the Suck.

no one ever did, or would own up to it.
(chippy time travel agents, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# i did a dyson.
I blame what ever harry enfield thing Kevin the teenager was on as i saw him do it on that then went for a try.

I tried again a few years later out of a combination of boredom and reverie my penis no longer fit. I felt proud because i was turning towards mandom. I felt ashamed as i was turning towards mandom and was atempting to vaccuum my cock.

saying that if i could get some form of sponge lined contraption I'd probably try again now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# hahah
:)

meat-lined, be more ambitious.

*high-fives*


*washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# no
mine was a fucking old-fashioned hoover, way before i'd heard of the come-inducing gaze of henry.

It just hurt.

If only hoover noozles were a little more moist and meaty, it would be perfect.

*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Use some bacon next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# haha
so speaks the hoovirgin.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# HAHAHA. GOOD LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# that sounds like a blue peter project.
I'm saying masking tape, an inner roll from some kitchen paper and some upholstery foam sausages to line the inside...

b3ta book of DIY sextoys anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# This one KittyVomit linked me to.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1905102941/ref=sib_rdr_dp

The illustrations in that are absolutely brilliant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# it's a good plan... but
I think it could be improved.


....with meat. Raw meat. Perhaps warmed slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Someone I knew who worked in Walmart got fired for sticking his dick in the bacon slicer.
His abrupt dismissal made the penis reconstruction operations difficult to pay for.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# this sounds like an american joke delivered by an englisher
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Surely an English joke delivered by a German.

What's sad about four black men driving off a cliff?
They were my friends.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Ich bin ein Deutscher?
haha. particularly good joke there, sir. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I can't claim it myself, the only anti humour joke I've ever made up is the Why did the golfer carry a spare pair of trousers? one.
Because he was incontinent.

They are all here:
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/000463.html
www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/001513.html
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# this makes me think of stewart lee
describing a how a joe pasquale joke wouldn't work in german.

this makes me smile.

also Jerry springer the opera is currently £2.99 on play.com
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I saw it and that kind of price makes me sad.
He said they never made any financial success on it due to those cocking christians not even watching the show before completely misinterpreting it.

Satire and dry humour works even better in German arguably, due to the preconceptions of Germans as very serious and the peculiar tone of their language
See: www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ehEhZ9A68&feature=related
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# is that the german embassador for comedy
coz he's hysterical.

maybe I should click it and see before asking.. but hey.. it's not my problem.. pointless posting is bring you all one step closer to seeing my naked puckered flesh.

also have you seen this:

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1217599491/page1forb3aimagecompo.jpg

tis a first page of a practice run through at doing a comic between my self and a friend.. I'm writing and colouring he's drawing..


EDIT: yesss I've seen that before..late night on channel 4. I was in hysterics. :).
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Haha that is mental in both content and art style.
You managed to put you're/your though. Unless the person literally was the concept of order.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# that still needs to be changed..
that be the precarious knife edge of stimulating creativity with recreational drug use. lol.

the comic is only gonna get weirder.. still need to finish writing it though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I wish I had someone I could force to do my illustration for me.
I have about four or five comic ideas, some of which are plausibly well written ones and some are just silly, but I can't draw anything even approaching decent illustration standard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)
# :)
marvelous.

I also think the minds of b3ta can kick out some far more hideous contraptions.

a doctor dyslexia designed love aid... *nods.*

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I never did
but I heard about the horror from my housemate

It, didnt sound too pleasent
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# HAHAHAH!!!
even I never tried it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# it's not good
don't.

better to wait for that special girl :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Then I jump out from behind the bins and
mwhahahahahahahaha!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Most Disturbing thread EVARRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)
# not to my knowledge
have a woo.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# heheh
g'night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# ^ this
G'night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# lol henry
etc....


god im drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# lucky git :)
what's your poison?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# lots and lots of cider
followed by lots and lots of larger


:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# like an enormous pint of snakebite
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# someone drowning.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# WRYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Bum cloud!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# why don't you cover that in tripe and, erm, feed it to a single mother at stonehenge?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Is she related to me?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# are you welsh?
Edit: just read your message below.

yes, she's your half-sister.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# No,
no no nooooo no nooo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# well
you need to explain to me

I understood "SW" as internet cool-ass slang for "South Wales"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# South West.
Although not so retarded as most of Somerset.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# your still the wrong side of the tamar
Kernow Bys Vykken
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I'm sorry I don't understand 40% of your post.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# its cornish language
it translates as
'cornwall for ever'
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Fuck that,
have some coastal erosion bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# NOOOOO
our only weakness
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# what about Foot and Mouth,
haha fucking pasties!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# oddly there were no cases of foot and mouth in cornwall
during either outbreak.
lucky us I think 'cos Devon got fucked

BTW pasties are for eating, otherwise you'll burn your cock.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# shit.
BOATS MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hah, I like how your estimate went up.
I think he's speaking Cornish or something. They had a vowel famine there in the late 18th century.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha, it's funny because it happened to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# hmm
I don't know much about you people.

I had a holiday in that bit a couple of years ago. I went with lots of weed, somehow lost my bag containing my PSX and all my games, fell out with one of my mates forever, and landed on my head on a trampoline.

The only things I learnt was that Bude is class, my mate that I didn't fall out with is the best mate ever, and I shouldn't go on a trampoline at night when very stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Just be glad you didn't get raped by farmers with horny pigs
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# did some kid burn your neck ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# oh pulease
don't tell me the actually decent arty people like yourself are hooked into the fucking lame /talk love of some cunt who wrote something slightly humourous on his profile. please.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# stonehenge?
isn't she your neice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# HELLO 4CHON.
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Here I'll help you
*pushes under*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ^down
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Where women float and men flounder.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# haha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# damn automatic restart
I was going to go all rhymey back at you..

i'll say it now any way

where all the dogs are cads and the cats are bounders
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# make him juggle
fish?
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# especially awesome
since he is drowning and has his eyes closed
truly a gift!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'd like to think this was the act of a desperate man drowing
"must. enter...tain...erghhh....glug glug..."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# talking of drowning and entertainment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# they should be fine
they've got a life saver ring on their face.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# don't drowned!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# hey do you save a baby from drowning?




take your foot off its' head.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# kill the head
and the body shall follow
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# pop it's lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Rape the pharmacist?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I've only jus seen this
and it has made me cackle lots.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Arghhhhh!
Someone help heeem!

Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# drowning is quite relaxing
one you get past all the thrashing and panicking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# ...so what your saying is
drowning is quie relaxing once your dead...?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# on baywatch
drowning just seemed to be full of tits and cunt/cock bulge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# phwoard
saltwater tits cunt/cockbulge
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# no
when you're starting to pass out, it all becomes very peaceful and you get this feeling of "oh well, it's not so bad."
then you lie unconscious until some lifeguard hooks you out and starts breathing his cheese-and-onion fumes down your gullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# eurgh
my spunk tastes a bit like salty acid. I don't think i'd like cheese and onion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Or possibly
fulfilling ones aspiration.

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# *throws inhaler*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# my fetishes generally involve ears.
or leather.
or rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# faker!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# lol!
nice edition :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahA
that is fantastic.

good work.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Just a thought......
.....maybe he's a super giant man.
(gottdamm, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I can confirm
when you almost drown, then you need to be underwater.

also, it seems if you swim too deep with just a snorkel, when you come back up, your ears and nose bleed and your parents ban you from swimming in the sea without supervision.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# how the fuck deep did have to go for the pressure to make your face bleed?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I'm not really sure.
The boat said about 12m to seabed.

I dropped my mask. borrowed my sister's, then watched mine slowly float to the bottom. It was very clear water, so i thought, "yeh, I'll swim down and get it."

I was fine going down, other than it quickly got very cold. when I grabbed the mask, i realised i didn't really have much air left in the lungs and kicked like fuck to get back to the surface, which seemed like far to long.

My nose and right ear bled. I didn't die though, but you never know, I might be impotent or have cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# 12 metres is a very long way indeed
when you run out of air at the bottom anyway
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# It wasn't pleasant
I was rather desperate by about halfway up.

It certainly isn't something I would attempt again. Kind of scary with the ear-bleeding, but my hearing still seems ok.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Haha.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I think your ear drums burst due to the pressure at 30 metres, unless you partake in some kind of special breathing regulation which free divers do.
I think if you are using lots of blood flow, such as whilst trying to not die, whilst you have very little oxygen in your blood and are at a higher pressure you can burst capilleries if I remember rightly. Which would explain your nose and ears bleeding.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# How long ago did they/it . . . eat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It's ok
it's only up to his (her (its)) ribs.
No Problem :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Cute drowning?
You sick minded freak! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)
# i only drew
it because my friend asked me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# WATA IZ DEDLEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# He's bopping rather well
to Oxygene part 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# super dave
I love howards alias album

I am going to do a piece on the 2nd song whilst sober
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# haha!
hurrat for darksuperdave.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:08, archived)
# yawn
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# gummy beaaaars
walking here and there and everywhere
high adventure that's beyond compare
we are the gummy beaaars.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# bouncing
not flying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# flying?
whatchoo on about?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i still remember the theme songs
from many old kid's shows, much to my shame.

EDIT: you and your dirty ninja skills still got it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yeah
but they made your correction wrong too..

double ninjaring.. correcting properly still makes it lok like i fucked up but you fucked up in your correction

mooowahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# still
at least i got the words right, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i got the words right
they just weren't the right words.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Bruce?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Bonus?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# almighty?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# no pooftahs!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Sheila?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# strewth!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# DINGOS?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# WHERE?!
*hides baby*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# pfft.
that kid got sat on or something
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Don't eat it! That's what they want you to do!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *hastily swallows tiny leg*
eat what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# You're just as bad as the dingo's
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# dingos are pretty nice if they're domesticated.
edit: For Sale, ', used incorrectly once. Any reasonable offer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# ooops.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# So are anacondas
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i'm worse
who are they gonna believe, me or a dingo?
alibi, here i come!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# "bouncing here and there and everywhere"
"they are the gummi bears"

YOU GOT IT WRONG, BUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# not in my house
my parents bellowed over the top as they thought if i heard the word bouncing it would encourage hyperactivety. but they thought i was a bit of a loner so to try and encourage inclusivity they shouted we.

the final laugh's on them though.. no one's found their corpses yet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I wish I could have the finasl laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i was banned from gummi bears, power rangers, the simpsons,
ren and stimpy and many others.

you can laugh at me if you want
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# My parents kept me firmly in front of the TV/Computer
mainly because if they let me outside I'd make crossbows and throw rocks at my neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# strange. I did make cross bows and threw rocks at all sorts of things.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# no ren and stimpy???
what kind of monsters were your parents??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# domineering ones. I still live at home too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i suggest you move out quickly.
failing that, get them both insured and arrange a little "accident"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# ass
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# wtf?
it's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Sex face
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# cooo-eee
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
quality
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ok...but it could be a lot smaller
*has just been throttled by isp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# heyaaaaaaaaaargh
I've made my first seamshorse. although it hasn't been aired yet. I'm waiting for a suitable opertunity which has yet to arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I have a new one, just waiting for the right moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# here?
now?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# no we need a seamy image, not a seams horse, to kick it off
we need to be patient...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# but I should be in bed. :(
oh well.. tomorrow is a sunday after all...

time for a 2am feast me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# VERE IST MINE TULIPS!?
*I like this more than brie*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I AM AND GUMMI BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# NEIN
Das Ist Mein Gummi Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# will everybody please stop saying gummi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# gummi gummi gummi
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
#
GUMMI, GUMMi, Gummi, gummmi, *Casualty theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# My doodle knows how he feels
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# "It hurts when I pee!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Ich bin laut lachen, denn Sie sind ein Unsinn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# haha fuck
on a slightly related note:

For fuck's sake. I'm at home in scotland, drinking a fucking 275ml Beck's. I normally live in germany. I'm not even sure if they do 275ml bottles there.

I'm sad that I went to a bar tonight and paid over three pounds for a 500ml bottle of beer, when it's 70c in germany.

balhblahlablabhahabl britain is poo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Welcome to Britain
"Land of the empty pockets"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# get the fuck out.
seriously.

get the fuck out.

I'll look after you and the family.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Haha
I wish I could .... I bloody do!
How much space you got?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# not much
but if you set a tent on my roof, then I've enough space for say, five at most?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Yay!
*Moves*

I'll bring my bivvy, could I cast to any lakes from there?

I must off last j then beddom.
*waves*
Nite all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# yes, you probably could
though not from my roof obviously

unless it was really long and you were good at maneuvering it through the streets from the river/lake to my house.

nighto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Have another battered mars bar and beat your relatives up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hahahah
you non-scottish cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# :D
That's alright I'm from SW, I'm going to beat my relatives up after I have sex with them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# :)
don't worry. I don't hate you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# yeah but we still beat germany at war!
/jingo
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hahaha
"Beat Germany 'AT' war"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# haha
hahaha

It's surprising how relaxed my mates in germany are with chatting about the war. whenever i talk about hitler or war or whatever I feel the same way as I felt when I first started experimenting with the word: "cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# if WW2 had been a computer game
the Nazis would have won on kill/death ratio
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# How's it taste ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ok. it's only beck's. it's meh.
but it's gone in a couple of swigs. it's a bit like those mini-coke cans you used to get.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# cry me a river.
Becks is generally 4-5 times that German price here.
And if you go to some wanky club you can be hit $10 for some of the shittiest beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# That's just because people think that foreign beers are somehow "better".
Schooner of Reschs never goes above five bucks, no matter how much stainless steel or smoked glass there is in the place.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Yeah, I know. I generally stick to the Aussie beers.
Becks, Heineken and other imports just aren't that good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i'm not sure why i did this
but I did so here it is:

Click for big
but click here for unreasonably large (1122Kb YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)

Edit: This may be a product of the fact I'm Listening to the fight club soundtrack
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# It will it?
*grabs jerry can and zippo*

Well might as well help it along

a woooo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# you're right
wait.

what city is it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# all/any
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# yes.
I think many cities will burn.

It happens. London used to burn quite regularly. By my reckoning, it's due a good burning by now. New York too.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Well, they'l oxidise at the very least
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# yes
this is a much ignored fact.

I think that if terrorists could only grasp the technology of speeded oxidisation, they might be able to cause mass destruction without getting the media all racist and reactionary.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# perhaps 'reactionary' is the wrong word
surely if you oxidised a city
things would get very reactionary indeed
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# pffft
but seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# my personal thoughts
are that if terrorists want to make any head way into "terrorising" the UK they can't use tactics like september 11th bombings.. as that more fits an American audience.. who are overly dramatical.. British just get on with it.. as seen in july 7th.

what the terrorists need to do is get petty, Really petty. Like create a device that destroys all alarm clocks and simultaneously destroys every kettle and means to boil water.

the country instantly would be brought to it's knees.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# hahahahhaha
this idea has converted me to fundamental islamism.

*begins by banning smoking in pubs*

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I'm reading a book currently
called The Islamist.. it's by a bloek who was in a radical islamic group thingy.. but yeah.. smoking is anti muslim but this particular faction, hizb ut tahrir, encouraged it as their main leader could only think while chain smoking.

marvelous news.

they are also the group osama got most of his ideas from.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *re-reads koran*
well

I read bits a pieces of the Koran, but it was boring in bits and i kind of just scanned about, unless there were bits i'd heard of, or caught my interest. I have intended for years now, to spend some time reading all the religious texts, as I have them all, but I just have never felt like it since I got them.

I've not opened the bible since I was in sunday school and i was chosen to read in front of the congregation because I was a "good reader"/not a mong.

(also, I'm all atheisty and scientish, but I want to read all the religy books to try and understand the major malfunction)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# same here
know your enemy, man, know your enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# hmm
I see it a little like that...

but I prefer to see the majority as having a disease.

Religion can be compared to zombie movies. You'd feel sorry for people you knew being infected by the T-virus, and wouldn't necessarily view them automatically as an enemy.

However, there are the rabid slavering cunts who tend to attract all the intention, who would get both barrels if they cornered me in a dark cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# my problem is not with religious followers, as such
they're just sheep. no, my problem is with the pricks who run these religions, be they catholic, hindu, muslim, or whatever. just beause they believe in mystical fairies doesn't mean they have the right to force others to follow their fucked-up delusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# my main problem with them is that on a whole they teach blind acceptance
rather than questioning. and then use that as some kind of answer when pushed too far by qestioning "you'll understand if you just accept me and right and believe in god then it will become clear" It wont become clear.. it's just i'll stop trying to look for an obstruction.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# precisely.
we have free will for a reason. subjugating ourselves in the name of religion is never a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# "and now over to a screaming arab with a hook for a balanced view of the east."
/omid djalili blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# i fucking love him
especially when he does his belly-dancing bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# the bible is funny
what's funnier is fundementalist christians attempts to defend the weirdness..

the first lots of humans created by le god.. the progeny of adam and eve.. incest ignored.. all lived to well past 700 years of age.. some not having kids till they were over 400..

bringing this up one fundementalists defence was that when the earth was made their was an ice crust around it creating a different atmospheric pressure..thsu they could live for longer..

it's brilliant. so much of their life is built with faith as the core route of their understanding that you can't shift it because if you do what they know of themselves would be forced to collapse with it... the mind is a bit fascinating.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Yeah, well I can pull a rabbit out of a hat,

albeit dead. But a rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# hmmmmm
yes.

well, I obviously agree, being that I'm (I FUCKING HOPE) a couple of months away from being a Phd in psychology...

but

in the case of religion it might not necessarily be that strange. I would be willing to bet a lot of money that if children were given balanced information about religion and science between the ages of 4 yrs and 8/9yrs, then the majority of children would grown up to be atheist or sentimental agnostic.

My opinion (without knowing an enormous amount about this area) is that children who learn about religion during the language stage of development, will be hiiiighly probably to retain religious opinion throughout their lives.

*drunk oponions on the intnutz*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ^this
you can't take out tea away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Chemistry puns ftw.
that was very noble of you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# indeed
i think we've bonded here
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# plutonic?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ion-ly meant it as a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i'm not sure if its a matter of solid principles
or just the catalyst for a bigger issue

*breaks under strain*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I can see our opinions are begining to polarize.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# i have a feeling this is the joule in my crown
however I can't think of a solution to our predicament
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Evening!
b3ta.com/board/8635977#post8636187
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# we built this city on rock & roll


probably not the best idea we ever had
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Is it Weston-Simon-Mare?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# that was nothing to do with me!
In no way did those fragile timber beams catch a little easier than predicted.
nope.
not a bit of it.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# never answer the phone while ironing
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Why, does it cause cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# if by 'cancer' you mean 'first degree burns'
yes.
yes it does.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# only when coupled with an overdose of stupidity though.
well actually stupidity might save you as you'd probably not switched the iron on in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# never phone while ironing the answer
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# never iron the answer phone



while
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# while ironing(s) the answer, phone never.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# while answer phone never the ironing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# phone the answer. never while ironing
?
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# is this the Chinese translation

or Yoda speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# while answer the phone ironing never shall be, hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# degaba system?

Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Smack ma bitch up

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Needs more 'REAGAN SMASH!'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# needs more bush.
That's the third time I've said that today
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# double bush?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# no thanks i just ate
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# NO!!!!
more like this:
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Breathe, baby..
baby..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I'm really glad that before they leave we are in fact going to be left with a lovely war with Russia
God knows we've waited long enough for one.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# leave?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# "The City" . . . can get to ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# FASTER!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# is it wrong that in my mind I'm watching two aeroplanes fly into those towers in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# yes
you can watch it on youtube instead
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# not with the dancing umbrella people infront of it while it's happening i can't.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# wouldn't bet on it
first person to make that
gets a very exclusive badge
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I'm tempted...
but it is late and i know it will nd up being more complicated than I'd previously give it credence to be.

maybe tomorrow..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Valin
this is one of your finest switchy symmetry masterpieces.

I like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Thank you . . .
I love an opportunity . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Yes Man says "Yes"
Yes Man
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# He's like a mod would be if mods listened to speedcore.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Any of you...
Appreciate Car photoshopping?

From this:

click for big


To.....


click for big
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# photoshop it getting stuck on a minor speedbump
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# when you said a minor speedbump...?
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Needs more 'WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# don't you mean "less"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# But the kids,
they are happy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Muahhh ha ha ha ha ha,,,,,,,,*click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Road rager !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Yes.
But why a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# dave?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You bet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Combine them!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# The incubation period is too long . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
#


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# A Spawn is spawned !
Perfect too boot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Almost seamless.....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# this disgusts me
also, it makes me go: "oooooooh, xlvii may or may not have got some aminanation softwarez"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# 'ning fella!
I've had animatorshop have had for beards!

also b3tabunker.com

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# clever
what was the source for the body bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# An Audi
DTM Touring car i found on Google :)

The rest i made myself.
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Yep.


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Runs . . . Haahahahahaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Loooooooooooow rider . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE SMALL ONE-BUSH CIRCULAR DESERT, PLEASE DRIVE FAST"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# christ not the limes again
last time I saw this wagon get rolling it quickly took over 4 pages of the main board
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# LIMEY FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *COUNTER CITRUS*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# haha, it's like pokemon, only fructal!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# well i guess theres no lime like the present
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Lime is money
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# You Benji !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# As a christian, and a lesbian, and a bull
this boulevard excites me...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *COUNTER COUNTER CITRUS*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Yus!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Limeye
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I hope there weren't people sitting on the back seat
'cause you'll never get them out now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# everyone loves a stationery vehicle
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Won't run . . . huh . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha
this car rules :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Damn...
That was quick xD
Like the rear wing especially :)
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# i can't believe that only too 12 minutes to do
dongrats
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# aha! that's better
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I've been speighting for ages for this picture
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Ouch
thats one weeks bad karma at least for the evilness behind that one :P
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# one week's? hah
I've built up a lifetime's

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# good work son
w00t!
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# pfft
marvelous work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Help me decorate my classroom
So I am a teacher and school is about to start. I'm getting a new, bigger room and I want to have goofy fun decorating it. One of my idea is a series of photoshop photographs. No that there are sights where you can upload digital files and have them printed as real photographs.

So, if anyone feels like contributing a nice pic that I can have made into an actual digital print (and maybe a poster or too if I get ambitious, post here :)
(beren, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# haha
can't wait

*goofy fun decorates room with feces*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Here ya go! :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# oh no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# He's a puppet now!
YAY!
Edit: and this one too.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# PHIST-JAPES!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Is this one free as well . . .
or will it cost up the Whaa Zoooooooooo ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Oh, what the Christ!
You want me to do a lot-count..I'll do a lot-count..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# This is one of the best replies to a question that I have ever seen.
I might make up some flashcards to use on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# You can have this, free of charge.
Re: skitched-20080810-003642.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# How about...
A series of photos of famous people, i.e. scientists, writers, celebs etc. and photoshop their faces upside down on their heads.
Then ask the kids to guess who they actually are xD
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I don't do interior design, but if I did...

It'd probably be the worst in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# MAKE MORE TACTILE RESPONSE UNCONCIOUS HUMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Do you think a lime in the ass would help?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# generally, I'd have to say, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I don't no those sights
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Christ!
Now I've seen everything. *scours eyeballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# you can have this one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Well, if you're going to ruin the fun by posting useable ones... here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# dragoncat!
wait... two dragoncats!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# That's lovely
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahhaaa*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Please make poster of this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Nice easy one first:

click for big
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Janet Street Porter?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# you know what? You twat. I'm going to be fluffy.
use this with random images

there, I didn't do a nazigasm or anything

oh, I did

haha! well, aren't I a big silly!

haha

poo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# hai teetchur
eye thinc u meen "sites" u fukcing tarrd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# jedes wenig hilft
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# haha.
n1
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# To ze coooooooooooooooooooolah mitjoo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# <---- Golf-Verkauf
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ...i jumped the fence too...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# zis iz und one man bandvagen
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Aah . . . Haahahahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hmm
Bit rushed, and uploading seems to have left a nice white splodge on the last frame of the animation... but....

(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Shame about the spluff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# why am I looking at your legless handstanding werewolf goalkeeper?
woo I think
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I can do that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That white splodge angers me like a Spainard in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That's the best part . . .
sploooooooooooooodge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# makes me jump for joy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Best thing about rentals . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ODE TO BERNIE MAC:
HE WAS A FUNNY COMEDIAN.
NOW HE IS A DEAD COMEDIAN.
OH WHAT WORLD COULD TAKE THIS MAN AWAY FROM US?
OH GOOD LORD.



GOOD NIGHT SWEAT PRINCE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# oops srry.
false alarm:

www.wxyz.com/mostpopular/story.aspx?content_id=d6a5fe05-b039-4e0c-a478-df0fd11c90a6
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# holy shit
i hope they haven't already buried him

also that's Martain Lawrence in Black Knight, one of the best films ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# it wouldn't matter.
he could probably break out of any grave, mutha fuckin kill bill styyyyyle.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *one-upmanships*
www.b3ta.com/links/208484
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Try a different sound track.
Needs impact hits, fast zoom or swivel pan in sync.

Also
Kettle drums
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# he IS dead now
he just wasn't dead on August 3rd when that article was produced.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# "You's a nigga,
and I don't mean that in no nice way"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# he said that once
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# oh i see.
just another example of his amazing way with words. the man was more than an actor, he was a poet, a god.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I think KanYe West made him say it though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :/
That's Martin Lawrence, as seen in 'Pump Fraction'.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
# big mac...r.i.p....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# COOOOOOOOOOOOSBEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# the bees...the bees...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOTTER!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ...keep an eye on him...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# lol
+ 2
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Oh shit.
your write!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Bin dun in real life.
Still a good laugh NTL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Haha nice!


Sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *proper lounge lol*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# But you did not shoot the . . .
Marshall . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
# YES!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I like'm stacked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# EWcomics #20 - Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# HA!
JAPES!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# JESUS-JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# He's such a bastard!
JUSES JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# JEHOVA - QUEEN OF JAPES EYE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)
# haha, I make you sick!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ...vaaaroooooooooom....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# hehehe
immature cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# CHEESEY COCK-JAPES!
An, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Yummmmmmmm . . . cheesecake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Smell my cheese you mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# LOL!
Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Today I went to a rennaissance faire.


I drew these on the way there. It was a 3 hour drive. I went to OCC afterwards. I had a cool day. HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
EDIT: Sorry 'bout my handwriting in the second one. I was in the car...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# HAHA GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Your diary is showing!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I don't have a diary...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# your gay
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# What about my gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Look, don't blame me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# What did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Precisely why you shouldn't blame me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Oh...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Told you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ahhhh?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# lo
l
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# See, I know some of those things are words....
But I'm not quite sure where outest Britain is.

Land's End or somewhere presumably.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It says
'He was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair, and had the cutest british accent'. It's a line from Homecoming by the Teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# CHILD-JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# JAPES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# sounds like a barrel of joy
yes, your handwriting did take a few attempts to translate
'the attest bvihish ament' ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
it's not that bad, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)
# sort of, though mine is worse
the chemistry teacher in school once told me I wrote in hieroglyphics
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Well I was in a car with bad shocks.
I have an excuse. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# OCC?
I had a laaaaaaazy day. I've just been to my Nan's for dinner and ate my fill of pasta because she's Italian.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Orange County Choppers.
Yeah. I dunno, my dad's into that stuff.
Sounds nice. :] I ate nasty truck-stop pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# :OOOOOOOOOOO
DID YOU MEET PAULIE TEUTUL? AND PAULIE SENIOR? AND MIKEY? HE'S SO LAZY!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I didn't.
I almost got a shirt that said 'Mikey Rules'.
BUT we went into this little hallway and we could see where they were filming the show, and it was coooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha Bertolli.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *becomes enraged*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *becomes engaged*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)
# *jilts*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# shit.
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *also becomes enraged*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I read that as 'ginger'
which is funnier than 'enraged'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# you went where...
...and dressed like that?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# A rennaissance faire.
But I didn't dress up. But it was funny to see who did. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Why is it they only seem to have renaissance fairs in countries which never actually underwent a renaissance period?
You might as well go all out and have a Star Wars fair or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Because we never got to experience it.
And it's fun. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That's true.
Because obviously most of us over here in Europe experienced it!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ex-actly!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# How was the musix ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Very...interesting.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I got
Ite was ueoring stinku jeors, had funkej hair, + Lad +he ajtes+ bvivish acoent?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)
# LOL
www.b3ta.com/board/8635853
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I hope that OCC
stands for Over the Cunting Cliff
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Orange County Choppers.
Actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hahah the 2nd one sounds like me!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# ...THE ACE OF SPADES...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# It is, in fact, the only card I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# The Ace of Japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# my 2 of hearts pisses on your silly spades!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# SNAP!
oh hang on wrong game
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Go fish!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# have you got mr grocer?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# The Ace of Cakes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# ...the dead man's hand again...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Take ya pick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ...the only card i need... you know it's gonna be... the ace of spades......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Ress Esc at the right time . . .
and you've got it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Resses
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Uugggggggh . . . ya got me !
PRESS THE MEAT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)

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