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[challenge entry] If only history was this good
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Arf
That is all

(cli-click)
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] and another one

/don't know enough about star trek to think of a decent caption...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Data or Law?
I think Law would be better for this job.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# you see
I don't even understand that!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Data is the good android, Law is his evil brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I bet they were up all night thinking up those names.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ah, another firday at the ST offices.
Like the timetravel episodes, they put one of those on when they are out of ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# DUDE, WE NEED A NAME FOR THIS ROBOT.
FUCK OFF, IM PLAYING TETRIS. CALL HIM "HAL" OR SOMETHING, I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY ROBOTTY NAME.
I HEARD IT IN SOME MOVIE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# It's like you were there...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# it's LORE
not Law

/pedantic_trekkie
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You are quite correct.
I should know this.

*puts on hat of shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I thought it was
and I never watch Star Trek.

/thinks it's full of shifty men in lycra except Jean Luc, he's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Wildly believed police fact: All pedophiles have Star Trek memorabillia in their houses
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I'm afraid Cockweasle has beaten you to the punch.
b3ta.com/board/8671511#post8671578

Never thought anyone would say that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I nearly used
that source image as well!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# There's punch?
Why didn't anyone say?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# oh that makes sense now
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)
# woo! *clicks*
have a pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
He could be related to me.
/thyroid problem blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# his tie is still evil :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's out there....waiting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I swear if I see another robot HItler.......
10101010101010101000101101011111....
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# GOODNIGHT b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# YOU FORGOT TO THROW YOUR TOYS AND SLAM THE DOOR LOL!1! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# eh?
oops capslocks!
edit : WHERE ARE MY NEW ICONS I PAID FOR WAH WAH WAH :) (don't say i've got to gaz a mod AGAIN - be the 2nd time now...)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha

it was diva esq! :)

[edit] what? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I know that sauce
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# haha
VAPOR LOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick another one in here that's not good enough for it's own thread then
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Heh
Heh.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# how silly.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# LOL! STARWARS!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# YAY HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# What times your train?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# mein Gott jemand hat meinen Testikel gestohlen!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that your version of "my hovercraft is full of eels" (your German phrase that is hauled out on special occasions)?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# it's 'roughly' from weebl's On the moon series : moon hitler :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Aaaah
It's a good 'n
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hurrah for valuable German phrases.
Kümmern sich Sie, Sie stehen auf meinen Testikeln!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Babelfish has a problem with that
but I get the jist :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Babelfish is rubbish at translating back to English.
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# RUBBUSH
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Don't know what you mean.
teehee.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Be concerned. You are standing on my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# It should be
"Excuse me you are standing on my testicles" but the translation seems very odd.

Edit: actual german version is: Entschuldigen Sie mich Sie stehen auf meinen Hoden!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Mein schweben wagen ist angereichert Aale
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Can I have a return ticket please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Do you accept young persons railcards?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ich möchte Ihre Großmutter hätscheln
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# hehe
snacks on board the train
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *giggles*
Real-life 'shopping, with a rolling pin, walnuts, mayonnaise and eggs which I can't WAIT for my parents to find.

Daves Ransom Note

Text was added as an afterthought, since we've sent it to our old lecturer. God bless the British education system.

EDIT: And for the rest of the days escapades, mainly some desperately posey pictures of me:

www.flickr.com/photos/sugarspunlovesyou/
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# haha
very artistic.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I would like to see it without.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I just cannot be arsed, dear Manley
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Boo,
and to be perfectly frank, who.
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I think now is an appropriate time :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# :D
Delightful
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hehehe.
That reminded me of the time when Google images threw up only a picture of Fireman Sam when Googling for 'Big sweaty bollocks'.
Sadly this is no longer the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Up with this sort of thing!
(btw, I am still wearing a snail as my new icons haven't appeared yet).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# maybe they take longer when it's donated :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# This is what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# i'm outraged, i'll gaz a mod
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I thought I'd wait a few days before alerting people
As I have never had this done to me before I have no idea of the expected speed of things.
When I've donated, my icons have appeared immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# how many people donated for you in the end? b3ta must be rich
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Two
You and Prod (I hope you don't mind my mentioning it on the board).
I did try to halt proceedings but it all happend too quickly for me to respond in time.

I also had a few offers accepting my original intention which was to do an Amazon/donation swop but you and Prod responded immediately.

You are both bricks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# me and pro are both due karma then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Oh yes
Or at least your donation might cancel out the odd scat pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Haha :D
*Prints out, runs off to bathroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *Hops about outside*
You're taking aaaaaaaaaaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *Peeks out through door*
We're out of toilet paper...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Couldn't you have just aimed at the bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Easier said than done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# You clearly need more practice
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Yay!
That's art that is. Good photographhery.
SSS, did you send me a CD in the randomburn thingy?
My shipper received three, sent them to me and I only received 2. One was completely unsigned!
It said "For Flowerpot", no name, no tracklisting, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I sent mine and never received any in the second one,
so I knocked it on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I didn't, I shall admit to being a colossal rubbish with that one :(
My CD burner died, and then I became skint, and a myriad of other excuses. Hopefully once my loan comes through I'll be able to sort it out, I've still got all the addresses and whatnot. Sorry lovely Flowerpot :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Nooo don't worry
I was just trying to find out who the sender was.
It's really OK. Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ah. Not I, then :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :)
superb set of photos miss
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Gabby is to thank, really
I just provided the odd idea and AWESOME FACE.

It's been a really fun day :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# glad you had fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
What a mess
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] If star wars had been around in the sixties...

CLICK FOR FULL IMAGE (and please do, it took me ages!)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# That is all kinds of awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Crikey!
That *is* a bit good! Mine took me about 4-5 hours (see below), how long did yours take you?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# mine below took me about 4 hours
and it's still messy as fuck. bah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# No, yours is good. Very good.
In fact, *I Likes This*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# cheers
but still messy in places.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# probably about two
I've been keeping my head down and trying to avoid the terrifying telly the wife has been watching
(look good naked, the woman with fucking huge legs etc...)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Ewok me up, before you go go...
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh don't drone on so.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# eh?
oh.

I thought I was being accused of droning on.

but I've just discovered i'm a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# that's fantastic!!

it would make an awesome canvas
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# half way through doing it
I suddenly got this feeling it had been done before but I stuck with it regardless
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# oooh so jealous :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahaha thats fabulous
Roy would be proud :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Top, top, top, top
Also top, pto, pot and tpo
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Smashing.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# oooh thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Transformers: Historical Monuments in Disguise


Click for bigger and better.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Haha!
It was well worth the work, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Thanks :)
Took me a while to realise I was being thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# sweet fucking crikey
that's magnificent. I don't think the optimised version loses anything. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Awesome!
I totally didn't animate for you. Not cos I have no talent.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Eh?
totally
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
I do hope you are beginning a crusade on inappropiate adjectives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I just lost it for a mo
I would love to but it would be like fighting a losing battle and other cliches.
Also, all I would end up doing is winding myself up (or rather, winding up myself) and looking like a silly arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# But the double negative is fine?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It most certainly isn't
And the word "awesome" was inappropriate too (as it usually is) but I didn't want to risk sounding like an English teacher or being accused of pedantry.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# it depends
if it truly inspired awe in him, then it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Of course
But it's a very strong word and imho should be used sparingly else it loses its impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yes
explosions are awesome.

pictures are marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *feels ashamed*
Sorry. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Awesome is actually spelled:
AWXXXOMZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Care to explain your supposed pedantry?
The depiction of giant blocks of stone transforming into a robot truly fills me with awe. How would you prefer me to elucidate the sentiment that I am lacking in illustrative talent?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# in english
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Sentence fragment.
Lacking punctuation.
Lacking explanation.
Lacking sense;
free verse is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# :D
pedantries cans be funs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I totally have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8673766
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Haha :D
That is most excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Thanks.
Sorry to help push your DeLorean off the page...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yay! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Wahey!
:)
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this truly inspired me with awe
top bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Lully stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot the bruce


Amazed I got in with the first robot/robert.
Hmmm, just noticed I didn't. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I did not know that he was that short . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while
Photobucket
(calibra Same shit, different day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# :D
Bindun, though :[

Edit: And it's huge, go back to the link.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8674081
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# nice one Rob
have you lost weight?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I expect so.
He's too skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Not that long, someone did this an hour ago...
www.b3ta.com/board/8673914
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# cock socks
too late :(
(calibra Same shit, different day, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# *sambas into thread*


yours is better though.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Tusk anyone?


Off to watch Mock now, I got to see it filmed on Tuesday so want to see what filth they cut out.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Is the whole show directed to making that bloke from the proclaimers funny?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# it's mostly
trying to make him say something clean enough to keep in the edit.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Im going to see russell howard in october
He'd better be as good as he is on the telly :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# He seemed
quite sweet. Made some funny jokes about he-man.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Cool, Ive seen some of his stuff before
Alot of his stuff seems like its related to stuff thats happened to him which is funny in itself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Oh no
they edited out some funny stuff about Fagin buggering Oliver. I thought they might.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Stairs were not a problem then
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I like
this
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Trans-Featheringstone-Haughmers
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Haha :D
That's quite something
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# SUPERFUCKINGAWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Nice wax job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Seambot!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this is most wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ha ha
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I love this for reasons I don't fully understand
Have a WOO! and a click
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Not pleased will Yoda be...
Photobucket
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Your picture is a little large I'm afraid.
It is recommended that you keep your static images around 50kb.

Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Seriously?
I understood size nazi-ism about 5 years ago, but are there that many still chugging along down phone-lines?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# It's not necessarily phone lines.
People have capped limits on their broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Capped broadband does exist, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Nope
In my case, fastish speeds, severely capped though.
And I have no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Oops
Sorry. I always forget about that, being such a doofus. Still, re-done now.

Begs forgiveness (again).
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] We won the rugby world cup .... once
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Fucking Yes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Woo!
*peas*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha.
Fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Lollage. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace that is
(tangytomatoes, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# coo, thanks
That's better response than I got the first time!

How can I make an animation much smaller? I am still having trouble after upping lossyness to 100%, using scan lines and resizing to 280pix. It's about 270k now, and looks terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
# post a still or the crappy version (maybe shortened version)
with a link to the goodun?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ^What Dave said^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah, I was going to do that anyway.
But it loses it's meaning and niceness without the animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# have you tried deleting every second frame and doubling the duration of each frame?
or making it a little smaller?
using less colours?
(you should only have to use about 20% lossy, otherwise it just looks horrible)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Deleting every 2nd frame would make it much worse,
it's only about 50-60 frames as is, and a little jumpy as such. And there aren't many colours in it either. Creating animations in CS3 is not fun. :( Thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# 50-60 frames is quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# It's ok
It would have helped if I'd been using the right file, and if Photoshop hadn't decided to undo the image resize. Immense stupidity = fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# that's your problem then
as DTH says, maybe post a shorter version, with a link to the larger file size version.

with 50-60 frames, there little chance of getting the file size down if the gif is 280 pix.

If you want it to be 280, then make it about, say, 240 pix, then you can blow it up using html by putting width=280 after the url...

The quickest way to reduce filesize is to remove frames really, but it does mean you lose a bit of smoothness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Thanks
But as you can see, I've been a div. I've got a nice 260k ish file now, and I'll link to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahah *gleeclick*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# it's the hyperdimensional car wash!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Now make a song about it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hah
I'd have to take some acid first
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Now this one I will deffinately colour in.
It may not be tonight though...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# excellent
it looks as if you're trying to make it fucking difficult for people to colour your stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# :DeLowrean Rider !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# fab as ever
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
# bitchin!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
# You made a great pic.... out of a De Lorian?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# LIBYANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Woonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yay!
Ace.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ML1503-1506


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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# is that model number
M0N4-L154
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# you have better l33t skillz than I
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# WYH+P
wow
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# That is excellent
Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I like that heavy metal girl !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Oh yes.
Very good. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Oh yes.
clicksome.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Magnum P.A
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha
make that 280 wide and its FP-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# What pretty arms he has.
:):):):):):)0;0;0;0;0)00;):):):)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha real lols
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# arg, this is messing with my head
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# two excuses for 80s reposts in a row :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha
top shop indeed

i bet that tash tickels
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# haha
good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# She talks like a girl too . . .
Does she give short hand ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *does Beadle joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# If the glove fits . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# but on the other hand . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *Bangs head on table*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i shat myself
tee and hee x 100
(flapbat chocolate cornflake mini bites 2 for 4 pounds, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# The Thai authorities called the right people,
they do this sort of thing all the time...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *pities the foo*
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# also pities the foo'
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I pitied him first!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# a pitah yo pitah, foo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# takes back
now pities you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# hehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Where's a magic donkey when you need one?
eh?
(Eli-T, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bzzzt!

[biggerer]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# needs more
sock

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha I love you!

it makes me want to do an animation...but the albino bit scared me off :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# do it man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# albino horse fuckers ain't my thing..ask JJ ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Aaaaaaah . . . avoiding the sweet scent
of mustard gas in the morning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Pffft.
ace.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] EXPTERMINATEP!


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(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahah nicely
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# how did the gcse's go??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# pfft but
www.b3ta.com/board/8673892

very similar :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# THANK YOU, INTERNET HERO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# you are welcome kid,
remember, ALWAYS play with matches
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Can't I eat Blu-Tac like a normal mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# only if its served with
agent orange
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# OI LOIKES MOI NOICE TATERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Claps like seal*
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# TJ: I have an animation
It's roughly 580k. How can I make it a nicer 200k-ish size without compromising too much in quality. It's 280pix wide already, and not as high. Help!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# scanlines help
www.photoshopcafe.com/tutorials/scan%20lines/scan.html

or resize it smaller, and have a click for big link
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# How can I chuck them in?
btw, I'm using Photoshop CS3, am planning on uploading the original high-quality one separately as a CFB, and if I chuck the lossy setting to 50% instead of 0%, it's still over 300k.

Edit: thanks proj, I'll have a go in a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Bollocks
That's made it just under 60k smaller. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# ass guns and humor
the new Hollywood:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sMFEPfFN9Q&feature=user

(cheerlessorange, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# lol
lol

lol


lol

lol

nazis

lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# try the top of the page where it says Links board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# That's the 3rd time is it not?
Have you not seen the links board?
Goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# thats not even funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# "Will it be chips or jacket spuds"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# 'fried on-yon rings!'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# rolfmayo
b3ta.symmetry.sytes.org/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# What's my Superman Boxman doing on there?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Someone must have put it on Flickr
and tagged it b3ta..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# all im getting is the worlds shittest paper
with no hands on the front
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# scroll downwards
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
# There seem to be a never-ending row of idiots
who don't read the FAQ and just post bollocks. I don't mind the relative newbies like you quite as much as the lurkers (I still think you're a brainless cunt) but I still find myself questioning the point of the human race.

Is it arrogance or just terrible stupidity that provokes this behavior?

You are a waste of time... go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

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