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*boff*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:09, archived)

blimey, that's a bit anarchic!

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:10, archived)

Pull yourself together, man.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:13, archived)

read my lips...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:16, archived)

ahhhahhah!

even better.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:17, archived)

hey...you guys have a good night...

...i'm off to do my usual share of alcohol consumption.... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:21, archived)

g'night

have fun, don't wake up dead.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:26, archived)

'night-night.

i had friends over earlier, we had wine. it's been a boozy month.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)

Cya.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:33, archived)

Its like a pez dispenser

(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)

*båff*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:23, archived)

speedy meth delivery?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)

i have no idea what the fuck that is.

but, it is a mess.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:32, archived)

Oh my.

He'd be shagged in seconds* in this town, scooting about like that.

*thirds or more even.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)

i almost spacked him, but i felt sorry for everyone and changed my mind.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:33, archived)

Perhaps I can 3d it some for you...

Like so.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:35, archived)

uh oh.

edit: haha!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)

Totally incorrect by normal anaglyph rules.

Yet works too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)

works for me.

also: i have full computer now. had my techfriend in and the new machine is all up and running, with full access to my old hard drive.

now some software uploads/updates and i'll be set.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)

*gets ghost veiwer*

yeah it works.

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d d, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:01, archived)

Too sexy for my eyes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)

I had to wipe down my mouse.

He likes twinks.

Also
Cheese

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:10, archived)

SPACK THE FUCKER HARD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)

Wahey!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)

mmmmmmmmm!

this image wont optimize
even www.sitereportcard.com/imagereducer.php trashes it at 56k

I figured it out. Something in the NIKON EXIF was preventing the compression from reducing the filesize. Sending the bitmap to clipboardland and back into a new image let me pack it down -- odd...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)

Whoooo is the sauce?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)

file name says lohan.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)

So it does

I so often forget to check filenames ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

HALF PIG, HALF TAPIR, HALF BUTTPROSTITUTE

LINDSAY LOHAN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)

Shut up about my family!

EDIT: Fuckin' Ninja!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)

a ninja is a mammal, I hear.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

PIZZAS FOR LIFE TO THE CAT THAT BRINGS ME ITS HEAD.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)

ME TOO.

SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF THE NINJA.

/The Tick blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)

I still need to make a tshirt from this.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)

that would be a good shirt.

i found some transfer paper today in a box of crap. if i can convince my printer to work, i'll be stylin'.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)

enguard....touche....etc...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:11, archived)

O HAI POPULAR NINJA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:14, archived)

I.T.Y.M. "ALL BUTTPROSTITUTE"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)

BABY'S ON METH, EATIN' PIZZA FROM A TRASHCAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

i'll add that to the dangerfood blog.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)

AHHHAHHHAHH

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)

possibly would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:40, archived)

sort of want?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:26, archived)

no fair making the slag more attractive than she really is.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)

an exact replica of the real thing

But with more personality

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)

Go go Gadget

Gordon....
?
(Scratches head in bewilderment)

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

the arm movements he gives when he's talking bollocks about britain going forward and doing the right thing for the country

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)

I know,

Just thinking how inappropriate he'd be as an 80s cartoon character. :(

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)

tax payers money

they have to replace the springs every 3 weeks due to wear

£20million pounds it costs us

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)

TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)

robot brown. he's a clown.

that robot brown.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)

Total ripoff.

edit: at least mine has six sides.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

That would make moneys

Has it been done?
*edit* It has. No millions for you.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)

yeh sadly...

www.b3ta.com/board/8673105

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)

I don't get it.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

Check the link above

Right click.

And laugh/pft as applicable.

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)

Well that other one's a Kubrick's Cube and I got that the first time

but this one just looks to be random films mashed together.

Esplain for me pleeease Mr Jangle

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)

I'll be honest,

I can't, as it negates the Concept of 'Kubrick's Cube' as there are films by Tarantino, Spielberg, Demme, Lucas & Coppola.

I don't get it either.

Sorry.

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)

Heheh, no apology needed.

I like the effort!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)

steven spielberg and george lucas don't make films.

they make lengthy toy commercials and battery adverts with hamfisted moral advice.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)

Kubrick's Pube?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)

*expects royalties*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)

lol

they're on their way.
nice idea btw.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)

Sometimes hangovers can work to your advantage.

Sometimes.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)

you rather appear to have missed the point.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

mine has eighteen sides and smells like my cat's feet.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)

I love the smell of cats' feet in the morning!

not that I get much of a choice in the matter, when I'm woken by them being pushed in my face

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:21, archived)

it is a perfect world at times.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:24, archived)

Spartanator

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SqueakyG, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)

If I wasn't so lazy

I'd turn that sword into a cock and rename it "Spurtanator."

But I am so lazy.
And it would not be at all worth it.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)

SILLY FACE

ROBOTS NOT BE GAY

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

The Spartan Cry was a trick by the enemy to get their mouths open..

It's pretty obvious what happened next. It involved a lot of swallowing, no doubt...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)

hehheheh

I rather like that.
WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)

boys in bikinis.

girls with surfboards.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)

HICK-A-DOOLAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 7:14, archived)

Greyfriars Kirkyard, 1867

A statue of Greyfriars Bobby can be found on George IV Bridge in Edinburgh, not far from where John Gray is buried. The faithful Skye terrier slept on the old man's grave for fourteen years without fail, come wind or rain. After his death, Bobby was interred just inside the churchyard gates, given that no animal could be buried in consecrated ground.

...though everyone was touched when the dog kept returning to his master's grave, it was the result of a simple programming loop error.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)

I find this more amusing now I know what you're on about

but I'm feeling a bit maudlin, as it's a rather bittersweet story.

:(

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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)

lies!

they lowered the gravestone onto his tail, that's why he stayed!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)

/mouses over image

How informative!
Woo!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)

Awh.

I've come over all melancholy.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)

when you die, i'll sleep on your grave.

well, provided you are buried under my floorboards.

please visit me anytime.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)

Mexico City, 1968

_{_CFB}

...the famous "Robot Power" salute.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)

If ever there was a man made for a robots competition :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

*googles* *learns*

*feels ignorant*

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

That's virtually picture perfect.

Nice.

(clicks while wearing black glove)

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)

Oh yes!

I like this oh so very much.

Woo to you, sir.

*Click*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)

heheh

the only thing with frankie howerd in it that didn't make me giggle was his obituary.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)

S'true.

And even that had a few great one liners.

A true leg end.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)

Even though it has the word bitch in it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)

Paedos in Speedos

Heard this joke on either Mock The Week or Never Mind The Buzzcocks...

Is it too early for a 'ning? technically it is morning! anyways i'm off to bed...night night

oh and prolly bindun many times before!

(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)

It's always a good time for 'ning,

being that it can stand for morning, afternooning or evening.

This reminds me of one of the Paedofinder General sketches on Monkey Dust. "You've even got 'paedo' on your trunks."
"It's 'Speedo'."

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

Ning a ning a ning

That's the noise the wife's nephew makes when he's running around monging up the house!

(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)

I believe it goes something like....

"I got thrown out of my local baths last week. Turns out that the 'S' fell off my swimming trunks...."

Athankyouverymuch.

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)

Thanks!

Thats the one...cant remember who told it though!

(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)

Bobby Davro

For real

(PieEater, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

You know,

I think you're right.

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

it was.

he was saying it on buzzcocks earlier

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)

I haven't watched Buzzcocks in a while,

I should though, I take it that it's a new series?

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)

not sure

it's simon amstell and they've replaced bill bailey with noel fielding, so i'm a bit iffy about it myself.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)

I smell repeatage..

If there be such a word.

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:36, archived)

(Bogbean, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)

2nd Pic:

Is Glitter taking Beadle hormones....?

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)

Glitter in duty free at Hong Kong

MOD EDIT: Yes, very good. Now be a good chap and don't just post stuff you found on the internet.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH the multiple postage!!!!!

www.b3ta.com/board/8674337

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)

yes we've seen it posted all over the internet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:24, archived)

OH BALLS

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)

Amazing! What colour matching algorithm did you use?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)

well

that's just plain odd

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)

hahahahaha

oh god..

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

ahhhhahhah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)

shouldnt laugh- but pfft.

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)

2 minutes 30 seconds in

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

Great joy :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

there should be a show called Mock the Buzzcocks.

AHHHAHHHAH YOU'RE RUBBISH, YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE GOT BACK TOGETHER YOU SAD OLD BUGGERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)

awww

i wanted to see bananas in pajamas

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)

FILT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)

He's just helping them to get it wright...

(Bogbean, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

Lift off !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

Hahaha

That gives me enormous glee :)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)

Trying to encourage the powers that bee . . .

to cough up my new icon . . . (been over 24 hrs)
Oh well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)

aaaw cheery bee 1

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

Awww.

He's cute.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)

It's me Nono small robot you know - friend of Ulysses

(biggarize) (theme song)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

you get a clicky

for the happy memories of childhood cartoons :)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)

ulee-ee-ee-ee-ses!

that show was nuts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

Didn't you post this earlier?

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

Gah - b3tan to it.

I'm going to leave it though because the Internet needs more links to the theme song ;)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

Given that it was posted before your reply

the unavoidable conclusion is that it was, indeed, posted earlier.

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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

yay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

nono!

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odfish Greetings Professor Falken, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)

*groan*

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:21, archived)

I was going to click this

as it made me chuckle.

However, I then looked away, lost concentration, looked back, and tried to scroll its scrollbar.

Now I feel like a retard, so no click.

oh, go on then - have a click

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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)

Wowzers! Caiaphas, a MAD agent!

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

da da da da da

inspector jesus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

"I'll get you next time Jesus...

NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

meeeeeoooowwwwwww!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)

dun der dun dee dun..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

robopussy!

will have your nob off if you're not careful

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

Not gettin' off that easy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Now that's a fucking great idea for a religious toy.

"The kids, they just love Inspector Jesus!!"

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

I love my dyslexia

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boff FL OZ, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

I don't

it makes me RIS

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

Properties is your new best friend

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boff FL OZ, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)

so it is

roberts in history would have been easier to read however, i give this filename B-, good, but needs improvement

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

Bobbing for Bobs . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

Bottom right

Stephen Fry's dad.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

bugger me

well dont but well spotted

nice hat youve got

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boff FL OZ, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

The fog horns are going tonight so I thought I'd best wear it.
For the ships, you know.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

El Faro

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

Wrong

Bob's your uncle.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

ooooh he does a bit :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

Why else was she called the Iron Lady?

What I lack in image editing skills I make up in Wolfenstein.

First entry. Be nice.

(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

because she fucked the british steel industry

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Damn, I love that album.

Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-tal gods
Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-tal gods

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

Go skeletor, go!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

mosh!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Something to do with magnets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

because her testicles were made of iron

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

haha, brilliant

have a pea for the compo

The tyrant of China, in his final boss form

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

needs more

MILK
0000

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

i would play that mod.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)

ohmygosh yay!

That brings back memories! It was the first computer game I ever played in my life!
*click*

(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 5:28, archived)

"it's your kids, marty! something's gotta be done about your kids!"

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

You gotta stop letting them colouring in these pictures!!

My retinas are all but totally burnt away!!

Nice though!

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

woa!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

OMG

I must be WASTED!!

Awghhh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Colour me gone . . .

in that . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

"jumpy lincoln!"

"jumpin up and down"
"jumpy lincoln"
"bouncing round town"
"jumpy lincoln"
"you making me frown"
"jumpy lincoln"
"stop it! fucking stop it"
"jumpy lincoln"
"for the love of god, stop already!"
"jumping into theatre"
"yay! at last"
*BANG*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Now record this song :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

no, it's YOUR turn

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

I have an out of tune acoustic

and no means of recording

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

if you have more than one set of headphones, you do

just plug them into the mic socket, if you have a stereo mic socket all the better

you might have to be a wee bit louder tho

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

I dont have more then one set of headphones, I keep breaking them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

well, that's what happens when you use them as mic's!

you crazy human! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

come play isketch you dick

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

isketch makes me angry

I tried it, but it was all wrong! ALL wrong!!

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

COME PLAY YOU DICK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

I can, I was banned, because I killed a guy with my BEAR HANDS

that's right, I have the hands of the bear for my killin!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

Lies

Play or make a song about it!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I can't string.. word..s.. toge.ther.. adhf. adkzmlnlgm

mlng *spazzes*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

that needs a theme tune ;D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

but but.. they take effort and shit

and I don't have a sequencer

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

joking.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

thank god, I don't think the world can take much more of me abusing musical instruments

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

lincolndddddddd was so gat damn ugly fo real.

he was an ugly muthafucka with a fucked up dick.

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d d, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

And he went to the theatre,

so he must also have been a gay!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

he was like, space gay, man

spacegay

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

sheeit!

Mu-fugh look like dis mu-fugh live righround da corna from me

EDIT: Fo Real

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

Pfft!

Emancipation Procclamation?

I don't listen to Hip Hop!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Drop him in Ford's Theater, Washington DC, Earth . . . around 1865 !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

I love Zorg's face

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

i think he just has to go pee really bad.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Yes, mother.

*sigh*

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

SHOOT IT.

SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:54, archived)

Noticed this on another message board

thought it might get a giggle, if its not been posted on here before.

GARY GLITTER PIC

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

Psst!

Read the FAQ you must!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

sorry

noob fail, etc

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

to save you the trouble

you're meant to post your own things, not stuff you found on the internet

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

and all the other bits in it that will save him getting flamed :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

Quick

Resize & edit or they'll pounce.
One sighting of an L plate & they all come out.....

[Edit] Or make your own as orignality is what makes friends best.

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

I think its the lack of original work too ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

Duly noted

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

The stuff posted here is what people have made themselves

(and hosted themselves).
Also, still images really should be kept to under 50kb.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

umm I host my stuff on

www.b3tards.com/
its a free webhosting service run for the benefit of people who post ~~primaily,~~ here

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

or by nazis grilled shall you be

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

Bad move, newbie.

But also, a small "Hah."

Edit: Also a large "AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" because Glitter is just so incredibley frightening D:

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

so if its not personally made...

put it in the links board yeah?

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

Well, not necessarily...

You could link to it on here in a reply to an existing thread like "Hey board, I though this was funny but I didn't make it :)"

I think, anyway.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

Evening Face!

How do this fine evensong?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

Hellooo Scarlet Raw Fish.

I'm a mixture of things, so I suppose okay!

Yoou?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

Not Bad,

I managed to have the fire I was meant to have last night but had to cancel due to rain.

Now I smell of burn :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

Ooooh, fires :)

Whatcha burn?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

Aye.

Or respond to an existing thread with a link or a smaller sized version if you feel.

To be honest with you, the links clan will prolly flame you if you just posted a single pic.

The moral of the story is heads you lose, Tales they win.

(c)b3ta's fables 2008

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

Hahhahaha

Christ it's like minefields and Aegis missiles here

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Uh oh

To the bunker!
I have Lindt pistachio chocolate and tea!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

No Biccies!

No Entry!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

How very DARE you

As the main supplier of Jaffa Cakes and general confectionary products, I feel that my offering of chocolate on this occasion should be accepted with good grace.
FFS you are getting spoilt. When I was your age... one digestive per week if we were lucky... fields... ham for tea... etc.
*pisses self*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Pfft!

Jaffa Cakes arent even biscuits ;)

How do Pot?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Who would dare to disallow me entry to the bunker

if I only had Jaffa Cakes to offer.
'lo, Red

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

shall i just

delete it then?

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

Nooooo

One other thing is that people HATE when people delete threads... it gets rid of their lovely conversations and stuff.

Also: hi, you seem nice :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

So what? I really don't get the no deleting rule

It's 99% "fuck off you noob cnut" that gets deleted, not words of wisdom to be passed down to through the ages.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

It's for the 1% of superhappyfuntime that exists in the thread.

That, and it gives us a chance to see if the poster will learn their lesson :)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

draw a cat or something

and edit it to replace the image

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

^This

Your general fluffiness has saved you from severe flamage. Quickly draw a kitten and edit the image to link to that and all will be well :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

Noooooooooooo!

Never delete. Then you will get flamed for that :)

Personally I would suggest leaving it, learning your lesson and such....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

fair

enough, i'm going for a smoke....

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

Hahaha

that'll sort it all out ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

You seem cool

Post something fluffy like this, and you win

CFB^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

As is a shit thread

ISKETCH anyone?
b3ta room is up :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

im fucking ace

at isketch

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

b3ta room

woop

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

when ive had a smoke ill unleash the fockin fury

(chuff off, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Fighting talk!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

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Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

this image or video has been moved or deleted

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

it's almost like someone stole this image and posted it on b3ta :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

erm almost

I found a big massive gif, cropped it and optimized it. I didn't know it had bindun. Soz.

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Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

GAH!

That's fucking huge, I coulda sworn I got it down to 190k.

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Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

I have withdrawn my image forthwith because I don't enjoy assrape

much

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Shlvng, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

ummm...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

Been waiting ages

for this to turn up on here.

:)

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

faq be damned

that's funny

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

you have touched the hams

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doph no time like the precedent, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hahaha!!

Robotastic :D

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

haha excellent

this reminds me of the gogs!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

ZOIDS

is this a ZOID?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

HERESY!!!!!!

Burn him!!!

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

oh shush.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)

I can't

I've started a holy war between Transformers and Zoids. To back down now would make me like a Prince fan site.

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

what about the Gobots?

they'd kick the asses off transformers and zoids, even if the latter two teamed up.

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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

transformers

but zoids were great too

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

This talk just wooshes over my head

but ooh I like your animation.

I wonder if next week's challenge might be a little less "boyish".

I may suggest a "'shop sparkly shoes" challenge.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

sounds fair enough

or barbies :p

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

Barbie in shoes

and make-up!
*gets carried away*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

Don't forget with a new £150 hair cut!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

I had zoids

I used them to scare my Gran with, Mechanical Spiders that hid in her fridge when I was ten were ace! But I don't have them any more, not because my mum threw them away, I just grew up...

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)

Beat it with clicks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahaha

click from meee

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)

Robby the Eighth and his Six Wires....

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

He's great!

I hope he starts a new religion.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)

Surely you mean Robby the 1000?

Binary gag

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

He's octodecimal

binary is so 1970s...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

So....

Just an 8 then?

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

octodecimal

is so 11110111011

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

Or is that

1IZ?

(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)

hahahhaha :D

in other news WHERE ARE MY NEW ICONS I DONATED LIKE YESTERDAY OR SOMETHING

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

From the sound of things

I think a new badge might be in order ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

There are a few of us

who are in the same ~~luxury ocean liner~~ boat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

You stingey bunch you :)

I get them all straight away ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

So have I in the past

but not this time.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

That's the ticket!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Icons are weird

sometimes they appear instantly, sometimes they take days to arrive

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

I gave up . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

Does he do carpets ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

i love robby :D

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)

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