For some reason, the other effigies didn't scare Edward Woodward in quite the same way
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He's hardcore. I'd be scared by a flaming cat chased by a flaming dinosaur.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:43,
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i thought it was a YMCA thing at first glance
then all i saw was cat
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:47,
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i fucking want to see this extended edition
will you make it, please?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:22,
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Haha
This made me laugh. 'Specially third from left. Therefore, you get clicky.
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Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:25,
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you wish to be the little inkoddi
you could do it, you know. a scrolling background and a looping bleepbloop.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36,
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I could, but it's far too much effort to do tonight, maybe another day :D
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38,
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*SLIMES*
I LIKED THE NOMNOM TREE BETTER ALTHOUGH THIS IS STILL VERY GOOD.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36,
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i hated the nomnom tree like i hate the term "nom" >:C
feel my grumps
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36,
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I would like this is flash
with 'Jungle Boogie' being played.
:D Nice!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36,
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:D Nice!
schhhlopp!.................... schhhlopp!.................... schhhlopp!................
awesome
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:39,
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Gah, I was just thinking about that.
Although the other way round.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:28,
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Indeed.
Or possibly to be old fashioned, have Lloyd Grossman as the gun wielding uninteresting one.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:30,
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No it wasn't you she was looking for!
She was a blind you inconsiderate dull git!
Nice pic though.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:34,
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Nice pic though.
Imagine if she knew he was black!!!!!!
WARNING:This post contains mild racism
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37,
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WARNING:This post contains mild racism
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXTENDING FILM SCENES
This week, we challenge you to extend famous film scenes: NOT film posters, but actual scenes. Show what is happening out of shot or in the next room.
Challenge suggested by masterconnor and voted for by YOU.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:21,
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This week, we challenge you to extend famous film scenes: NOT film posters, but actual scenes. Show what is happening out of shot or in the next room.
Challenge suggested by masterconnor and voted for by YOU.
yay, connors!
and cheers Fraser.
I would put No film posters in even bigger text ;)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:22,
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I would put No film posters in even bigger text ;)
|:3
can we get automatic bans for anyone who submits a film poster? :D
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:22,
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NOT film posters you say?
i wish you good luck
should be a good week (i hope)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:24,
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should be a good week (i hope)
yay, thanks fraser
my influence is widespread and ever increasing. who knows. i might even enter a challenge.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:26,
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oh and i'd like to thank
the voters out there who believed in me. we had some tough times..
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:31,
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Any excuse for this wee pearoast
Unseen footage of Alex' conditioning:
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:31,
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yes.
and I decided against animating that bit for the sake of my sanity
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:16,
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I thought it was two girls licking a Pikachu
liking the light effect though!
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Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:58,
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I've got a great idea
involving the 'Attack of the 50ft Woman' poster...
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:48,
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I was just about to get it, but decided to listen to 'And Justice For All' instead.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:17,
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That's a good plan
I've listened to a couple of tracks so far, and it ain't good.
Metallica have only made 5 albums. The last one was black for a reason. It was their death knell.
/wearing blinkers/
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35,
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Metallica have only made 5 albums. The last one was black for a reason. It was their death knell.
/wearing blinkers/
Oh, I get it.
It's the new abortion album from Metallica. I had a listen to the released song and thought it was bad. I'm not holding any hopes for this one.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:19,
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I'll give it five
or more listens before deciding how good it is.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:25,
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Tell me what you see here....
Edit: because some silly person got it right, i now tell you it's Treebeard in the woods at night.. or maybe he's in your house right now...
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:00,
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Edit: because some silly person got it right, i now tell you it's Treebeard in the woods at night.. or maybe he's in your house right now...
Godzilla has set fire to his bollocks
whilst a helicopter flies over head
7
edit : arghhh widdle ear :(
edit 2 : ep he widdled in my ear :( (aka mindpiss)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:02,
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7
edit : arghhh widdle ear :(
edit 2 : ep he widdled in my ear :( (aka mindpiss)
mountains, possibly someone on a motorbike
and too many filters being used
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:02,
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mickey mouse?
Edit: Is it mickey mouse? I can see a big white eye, and the red bit looks like mickey's clothes. What is it!?!?! Don't leave us hanging! I need to know what it is!
Edit: Right, I don't care what you think it is. It's a surrealist interpretation of Mickey Mouse. Well done.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03,
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Edit: Right, I don't care what you think it is. It's a surrealist interpretation of Mickey Mouse. Well done.
A Cossack dancer
taking a break after a frenetic dance routine by leaning on a giant alien cat.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:05,
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Richard O'Brien
kicking fuck out of Ed Tudor Pole, who has stolen Richard's favourite tights, while Raggi Omar watches from some distance away between reading pages of Sharpe, which he has disguised with a Cartland book cover. He is also eating garibaldis.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:09,
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Clearly an alien abduction.
Of a woman with luminous norks.
edit: riding a bike.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:10,
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edit: riding a bike.
A giant eye looking at a troll riding a giant winged cat amoungst some cracks in the ground (probably a volcanic region)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:14,
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I think it's an interpretation of the artists own inner homosexual feelings.
You can see the bulbous white head obscured by something almost too homosexual to describe.
/Sister Wendy blog
I actually like this, it's quite surreal.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:15,
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/Sister Wendy blog
I actually like this, it's quite surreal.
that'll be 4 runs then....
or whatever scoring system they use in this particular vortex! Woo Yeah!
(needs some CFB!)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:55,
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(needs some CFB!)
Fancy seeing you here......
God edit: This isn't your work. Please read the FAQ.
Do you come here often?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29,
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Do you come here often?
Read it faster!
The tshirts read's I WORK FOR WAN*ERS
God edit: Threads merged. Make better new threads, less often.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32,
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God edit: Threads merged. Make better new threads, less often.
*IGNORE*
yay - edit : woah mod - why don't more mods do that? :D woo mod!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32,
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mod god is good
8
(don't stick around - won't be posting nudity today!)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:58,
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(don't stick around - won't be posting nudity today!)
I like "no shit" mods
Now, Skuggles. Should I stick around for nakidity?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:00,
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You can say Wankers on here.
You can say lots of swears.
Like Fuck off and Cunt.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34,
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Like Fuck off and Cunt.
LOTS OF SWEARS!
work was shit today you'll be glad to know.
holidays soon though right ;)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36,
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holidays soon though right ;)
Only another six weeks, til half term.
:P
Having said that,apart from the big six weeks hols, we get much the same.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:39,
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Having said that,apart from the big six weeks hols, we get much the same.
wanters?
wangers?
edit: scrolls down and sees previous posts. for fucks sake...
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35,
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edit: scrolls down and sees previous posts. for fucks sake...
I say we end him and take his powers like in Highlander.
Plus I've always wanted to try deicide.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:42,
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Yeah. Go get 'em GOD.
EDIT:
GOD is clearly the Magic Donkey.
*Sets up makeshift alter*
Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us TO the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35,
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GOD is clearly the Magic Donkey.
*Sets up makeshift alter*
Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us TO the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!
I did a real golf clap,when I read this.
I bet I'm not the only one aswell!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:50,
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....
EDIT: Sorry... This is rather unfair. But fuckit, I wanted to post it.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:47,
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EDIT: Sorry... This is rather unfair. But fuckit, I wanted to post it.
TShirts found in 4XL+
Click for bigger (41KB)
I found somewhere that offer's tshirts over 2XL. If your like me and find it hard to find your size have a butchers at kreaser
I brought this t-shirt the otherday for work.The boss didn't find it funny, but I did.He wanted to tell me to take it off,Tuff! I'll have to say, it did take him a long time to work it out.Someone must of told him.
ANYWAY,it was a fun day for me....
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:16,
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Click for bigger (41KB)
I found somewhere that offer's tshirts over 2XL. If your like me and find it hard to find your size have a butchers at kreaser
I brought this t-shirt the otherday for work.The boss didn't find it funny, but I did.He wanted to tell me to take it off,Tuff! I'll have to say, it did take him a long time to work it out.Someone must of told him.
ANYWAY,it was a fun day for me....
first post, looks like like an advert.....
oh dear me.
edit: straight off the website too....
and the html tits one looks like one i was selling on cafepress 6 years ago.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:20,
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edit: straight off the website too....
and the html tits one looks like one i was selling on cafepress 6 years ago.
4XL?!
You do realise this is a British site don't you, strange advertising person?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:20,
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the thing about comedy TOAT
is that it's funny the first time you read it (if you're lucky) and after that it's tedious. imagine if someone told you the same joke once a fortnight for a year
now, put a donk on it
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:21,
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now, put a donk on it
No it's not.
It's too sweet and I vomited because of it too much as a teenager.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34,
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HELLO B3TA!
I made some bread today.
It was delicious.
What have YOU been up to?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:23,
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It was delicious.
What have YOU been up to?
i'm making bread right now!
have you tried added some lemon to your bread?
or milk instead of water
mmm!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:24,
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or milk instead of water
mmm!
WHY WOULD I ADD MYSELF TO BREAD YOU SICK SKUG YOU.
Milk sounds like a plan though.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26,
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I wanted to trim my bush,
but it got all wet,so i've been on here all day.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26,
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The hedge in my garden is overgrown.
I went out to trim it with appropriate tools.
It started raining.
I stopped trimming it and came inside.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30,
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It started raining.
I stopped trimming it and came inside.
I'm planning to continue this trend through the evening.
Perhaps even the next day or two.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36,
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Thats not so braw :(
*Sends delicious bread*
YOU MUST EAT IT WITH HOMEMADE SOUP.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:38,
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YOU MUST EAT IT WITH HOMEMADE SOUP.
NYOM
i make the best soups!
my split pea and bacon soup is lush.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:41,
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my split pea and bacon soup is lush.
found?
not a word i like to hear on b3ta...
wtf? i didn't post that... nevermind
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26,
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wtf? i didn't post that... nevermind
i didn't mean to post that...
was supposed to be the picture of the guy holding a picture of a CDC to an unimpressed flightless bird
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29,
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this would be better off on /links really
but is amusing nonetheless.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36,
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you may need to add an explanation or a link to a news story
(and I mean other than Palin/McCain Republican Presidential candidates)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:49,
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oh, is she pro abortion violence?
How the fuck do they justify that? what if the baby they stop from being aborted grows up to be an abortionist, will they kill it then?
And if so will they then kill themselves like they did the doctor who was simply doing the same job 30 years earlier?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:56,
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And if so will they then kill themselves like they did the doctor who was simply doing the same job 30 years earlier?
ah don't worry, a few violent shills pretending to be protesters is all you really need
to outrage the honest decent public :)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:55,
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Your claim is pretty specious for Palin, isn't it?
I haven't heard that she supports the people who kill doctors and security guards over the abortion issue.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:01,
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Maybe
But she is prepared to stand for VP on a platform she knows full well is propped up by those people. Just as McCain didn't protest the decision to go to war in Iraq.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32,
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i haven't posted in yonks, so you can have a happy dream creature.
I have nice dreams. Usually involving lurking.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:45,
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I have nice dreams. Usually involving lurking.
I only just realised that it was magenta.
B3ta gets inside my mind!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:48,
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thanks
it's really just a tablet test to see if I can trace stuff i drew.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:49,
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your dream pleases me
is that artrage at work, twixt somnolence and b3ta?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:53,
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artrage?
probably not. i made it in gimp. and somnolence, yes probably.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:55,
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thankee
everything goes fast at night, shoulda posted in the morn for a more british response. i don't know how the b3tas work.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:26,
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disturbingly
I saw a feature on CNN about a christian type game like this, where weapons were things like holy water, crucifixes, bibles etc.
woo, nonetheless. :)
This isn't it, but is disturbing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6fXmhvv4A&feature=related
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:07,
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woo, nonetheless. :)
This isn't it, but is disturbing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6fXmhvv4A&feature=related
Heh. There's a Rapture game called "Left Behind: Eternal Forces"
article
With some great details:
"...[the game's] Antichrist is one Nicolae Carpathia, who’s the secretary-general of the United Nations when the Rapture comes (and, incidentally, is the bioengineered son of two gay men)"
edit: oh, that's what your link is about. weird.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:14,
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With some great details:
"...[the game's] Antichrist is one Nicolae Carpathia, who’s the secretary-general of the United Nations when the Rapture comes (and, incidentally, is the bioengineered son of two gay men)"
edit: oh, that's what your link is about. weird.
I think the worst part about that is when the people say "it doesn't gratuitiously portray violence".
That's not a good thing, raw visceral violence is inherently unpleasant and also realistic. Dressing it up in a playful manner is just going to warp people.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:25,
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what was that programme that used to be on at 3am?
tales from the crypt was it?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:55,
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i know you are but what am i?
...oh wait sarcasm doesn't work on the internet does it?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:07,
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only if he is the 'avant guardian' of australian comedy
and his name is flacco then yes it is!
:)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:26,
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:)
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