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[challenge entry] For some reason, the other effigies didn't scare Edward Woodward in quite the same way
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# He's hardcore. I'd be scared by a flaming cat chased by a flaming dinosaur.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Tip toppity!
:o)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i thought it was a YMCA thing at first glance
then all i saw was cat
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Furry.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# YOU KNOW IT
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Haha!
Silly! :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i fucking want to see this extended edition
will you make it, please?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ewar Woowar?
I also saw YMCA at first, how strange
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# The YMCA you say?

First pic, WOOT! Be nice.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)
# haha!
thats great!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Haha
This made me laugh. 'Specially third from left. Therefore, you get clicky.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# :)

Click to make him grow a fair bit.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# yeeeeeeee :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I wish I could flashloopwithachiptune this :(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# you wish to be the little inkoddi
you could do it, you know. a scrolling background and a looping bleepbloop.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I could, but it's far too much effort to do tonight, maybe another day :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Kind of mindpiss there :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Schlurp, schlurp
I presume he sounds like that.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# *SLIMES*
I LIKED THE NOMNOM TREE BETTER ALTHOUGH THIS IS STILL VERY GOOD.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i hated the nomnom tree like i hate the term "nom" >:C
feel my grumps
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnom
*FEEDS YOUR GRUMPS*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ah piss no what are you doing you total greb
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ROFTLE
COCK OFF TWATMONGLER
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I LUF YOU REALLY.
*GLOMP*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Tuppence a "nom"?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Nice,
*offers biscuit*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I would like this is flash
with 'Jungle Boogie' being played.

:D Nice!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Funky green slime ftw!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# schhhlopp!.................... schhhlopp!.................... schhhlopp!................
awesome
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# aww it's soo cute
i want one!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# A TRUE TALE, CONDENSED.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Who's doing the lol'ing?
lovely picture also
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# A nawwty twoll.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# A monemt caught beautifully.


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# :3
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM :P
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# :\________________]
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Chargin ur laza?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# no, never :(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# haha look at those teefs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hehe
Preserved for all time like a thingy in a wossname.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# lully
=)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Someone got mixed up! Must bindun?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Gah, I was just thinking about that.
Although the other way round.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Amatuer chefs in a video game?


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Indeed.
Or possibly to be old fashioned, have Lloyd Grossman as the gun wielding uninteresting one.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *slaps*
you deserved that you know ;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# nooooooo!!!!!!!!
SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Yay!
I get to pea this, as it's (semi-)related:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# No it wasn't you she was looking for!
She was a blind you inconsiderate dull git!

Nice pic though.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Imagine if she knew he was black!!!!!!



WARNING:This post contains mild racism
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# pahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Take one for the team
Photobucket
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EXTENDING FILM SCENES


This week, we challenge you to extend famous film scenes: NOT film posters, but actual scenes. Show what is happening out of shot or in the next room.

Challenge suggested by masterconnor and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yay, connors!
and cheers Fraser.

I would put No film posters in even bigger text ;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# |:3
can we get automatic bans for anyone who submits a film poster? :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# OooooOh.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Oh. Now THIS one I'm going to do.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Yay, challenge!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Oh yes..It's Wednseday!


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# NOT film posters you say?
i wish you good luck

should be a good week (i hope)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# but but but
what if the poster is a scene as well?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# a movie containing the movie poster?
;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# now my head hurts
DAMN YOU KING SS
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# yay, thanks fraser
my influence is widespread and ever increasing. who knows. i might even enter a challenge.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# oh and i'd like to thank
the voters out there who believed in me. we had some tough times..
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
influence ego
;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# nice choice!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Any excuse for this wee pearoast
Unseen footage of Alex' conditioning:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Oh, god!
This is all kinds of wrong.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I can't tell what it is
2 girls 1 cup by any change?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# yes.
and I decided against animating that bit for the sake of my sanity
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ah.
I've so far managed never to see it, thank god.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I thought it was two girls licking a Pikachu
liking the light effect though!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I've got a great idea
involving the 'Attack of the 50ft Woman' poster...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# *spangs*
*knows you are kidding but spangs anyway, repeatedly*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# The Almighty
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# A MIRACLE
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Lars will be pissed
Photobucket
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Topical.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I was just about to get it, but decided to listen to 'And Justice For All' instead.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# That's a good plan
I've listened to a couple of tracks so far, and it ain't good.

Metallica have only made 5 albums. The last one was black for a reason. It was their death knell.

/wearing blinkers/
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
listen to download and share
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Oh, I get it.
It's the new abortion album from Metallica. I had a listen to the released song and thought it was bad. I'm not holding any hopes for this one.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'll give it five
or more listens before deciding how good it is.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Although
its already better than st.anger
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i don't ris it
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# is it me,
or does it look like a big twat?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Tell me what you see here....


Edit: because some silly person got it right, i now tell you it's Treebeard in the woods at night.. or maybe he's in your house right now...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# A blobby thing and something with eyes
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# catrape
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# GODZILLA ROCK CONCERT.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Godzilla has set fire to his bollocks
whilst a helicopter flies over head
7
edit : arghhh widdle ear :(
edit 2 : ep he widdled in my ear :( (aka mindpiss)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# *Widdles in your ear*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# widdle ear? WHA??/
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# mountains, possibly someone on a motorbike
and too many filters being used
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# mickey mouse?
Edit: Is it mickey mouse? I can see a big white eye, and the red bit looks like mickey's clothes. What is it!?!?! Don't leave us hanging! I need to know what it is!

Edit: Right, I don't care what you think it is. It's a surrealist interpretation of Mickey Mouse. Well done.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# you sir
are completely wrong
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Godzilla
widenening Mothra's wrong'un
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Hold on a sec,
I'll need another drink for this one.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# One handed I might add
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ugh
you must have read my mind O_o
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# My mother drowning in a lake of her own blood.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Goot
Now tell me more about your muzzer
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# A man in a tank in a spotlight, waving.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# A Cossack dancer
taking a break after a frenetic dance routine by leaning on a giant alien cat.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Richard O'Brien
kicking fuck out of Ed Tudor Pole, who has stolen Richard's favourite tights, while Raggi Omar watches from some distance away between reading pages of Sharpe, which he has disguised with a Cartland book cover. He is also eating garibaldis.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Clearly an alien abduction.
Of a woman with luminous norks.
edit: riding a bike.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# A very surprised hedge
in a spotlight
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# the crumbled remains of the dai-x
accending to heaven
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Dai-X FTW!
got to love Welsh battlebots!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# A giant eye looking at a troll riding a giant winged cat amoungst some cracks in the ground (probably a volcanic region)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Goatse...
with pale blue hands
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I think it's an interpretation of the artists own inner homosexual feelings.
You can see the bulbous white head obscured by something almost too homosexual to describe.

/Sister Wendy blog

I actually like this, it's quite surreal.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# treebeard
it's not funny when it's right.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Indeed
you ruined the game now...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# the fairy fellers master stroke

went to the boundary
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# that'll be 4 runs then....
or whatever scoring system they use in this particular vortex! Woo Yeah!
(needs some CFB!)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i have no B to C F
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Fancy seeing you here......
God edit: This isn't your work. Please read the FAQ.

Do you come here often?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Yes
Yes I do
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# you didn't make this
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Read it faster!
The tshirts read's I WORK FOR WAN*ERS

God edit: Threads merged. Make better new threads, less often.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# *IGNORE*
yay - edit : woah mod - why don't more mods do that? :D woo mod!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# God is good
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# mod god is good
8
(don't stick around - won't be posting nudity today!)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I like "no shit" mods
Now, Skuggles. Should I stick around for nakidity?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# WANERS?
I don't get it
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# welcome to ignore, you tedious twat.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Wankers
Like you?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# You can say Wankers on here.
You can say lots of swears.
Like Fuck off and Cunt.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ta
fuck off
cunt

;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Wanker!


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# LOTS OF SWEARS!
work was shit today you'll be glad to know.

holidays soon though right ;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Only another six weeks, til half term.
:P
Having said that,apart from the big six weeks hols, we get much the same.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# especially.....

C U N T !
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Especially shitty biscuits.
And Quim waffle
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# mingebarse
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Quim Waffle!
Hahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# SHIT MANGERS!!!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# wanters?
wangers?

edit: scrolls down and sees previous posts. for fucks sake...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Die you fucking fucker!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# i've never seen a thread merge on b3ta before
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# ^this
i didnt know it could happen!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# God's powers are clearly growing.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I say we end him and take his powers like in Highlander.
Plus I've always wanted to try deicide.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# It confused the hell out of me.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# nice god edit there chief :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Yeah. Go get 'em GOD.
EDIT:

GOD is clearly the Magic Donkey.

*Sets up makeshift alter*

Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us TO the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Amen.


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# EEH-OORRRR!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# BROAM, surely.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# SILLY JERU DONKEYS GO EEEH-OOORRR NOT BROAM.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Magic donkeys do.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# O RITE.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Amen.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *golf clap*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I did a real golf clap,when I read this.
I bet I'm not the only one aswell!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I've got the golf clap.
It's terrible.

Such tiny balls.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I've got it too.
Mine's so bad, I've got a hole in one.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# GAY SHIFT RULES!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# O SORRY YEH I FORGOT.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HAPPY NOW
DICKSMEAR
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# yes but it will pass
cocksnot!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# awwwwww.....
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ....



EDIT: Sorry... This is rather unfair. But fuckit, I wanted to post it.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# that's it dad
tell him to piss off
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Hallobama is coming soon!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# you what?
nice pic though
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hallo
J'apprové! *claps*

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# this is you
AICMFP
it is also rather large
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# TShirts found in 4XL+


Click for bigger (41KB)

I found somewhere that offer's tshirts over 2XL. If your like me and find it hard to find your size have a butchers at kreaser

I brought this t-shirt the otherday for work.The boss didn't find it funny, but I did.He wanted to tell me to take it off,Tuff! I'll have to say, it did take him a long time to work it out.Someone must of told him.
ANYWAY,it was a fun day for me....

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# FASCINATING
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# YEAH, right on!

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# first post, looks like like an advert.....
oh dear me.


edit: straight off the website too....
and the html tits one looks like one i was selling on cafepress 6 years ago.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Self employed are you?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# 4XL?!
You do realise this is a British site don't you, strange advertising person?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# 4XL on 44FF ftw

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# the thing about comedy TOAT
is that it's funny the first time you read it (if you're lucky) and after that it's tedious. imagine if someone told you the same joke once a fortnight for a year

now, put a donk on it
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Once a fornight?
How many tshirts do you own?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i didn't expect the spanish inquisition
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# this is good advice
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# we're not all as fat as you, obviously.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i am
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# But do you spam?
I think not.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# are you?
do you like pies?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I like cider.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# don't we all?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I don't.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# why?
it's nice.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# No it's not.
It's too sweet and I vomited because of it too much as a teenager.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# i did that
but with home-brew whisky.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I like turtles.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# the shells
make them hard to eat, no?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# that was an excellent video clip
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# HELLO B3TA!
I made some bread today.

It was delicious.

What have YOU been up to?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i'm making bread right now!
have you tried added some lemon to your bread?
or milk instead of water
mmm!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# WHY WOULD I ADD MYSELF TO BREAD YOU SICK SKUG YOU.
Milk sounds like a plan though.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# INSERT BREAD TO CONTINUE
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Wouldnt that be adding bread to myself?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# *THUMBS UP*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I wanted to trim my bush,
but it got all wet,so i've been on here all day.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# same here
but i'm double-jointed, so it's easier for me.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# i have double jointed thumbs :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# have you?
me too!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU, PUNY HUMAN.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# The hedge in my garden is overgrown.
I went out to trim it with appropriate tools.
It started raining.
I stopped trimming it and came inside.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Oh FUCK YES, YOU HORTICULTURAL SLUT!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I did virtually fuck all.
It was lovely.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'm planning to continue this trend through the evening.
Perhaps even the next day or two.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# i sicked a bit
then spent much of the day on here.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Thats not so braw :(
*Sends delicious bread*

YOU MUST EAT IT WITH HOMEMADE SOUP.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# NYOM
i make the best soups!
my split pea and bacon soup is lush.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Watch my finger.
Carefully.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I am hungry.
I may eay some SPAM!!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# found?
not a word i like to hear on b3ta...
wtf? i didn't post that... nevermind
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# List some words you do like to hear on b3ta:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# MacGuffin.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# BEEFCAKES
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That must hurt when they land!


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i didn't mean to post that...
was supposed to be the picture of the guy holding a picture of a CDC to an unimpressed flightless bird
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# That must hurt when they lan...
Flightless you say?
Damn.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# So wow thats a neato what now right!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# this would be better off on /links really
but is amusing nonetheless.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# whosh
teh grammer polise haf bin cawlld
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# When it comes to getting up to mischief
Graf "artists" are amateurs:



CFB
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Did you draw the trees?
p.s. is that sonic the hedgehog?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# And a partridge in a pear tree.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# you may need to add an explanation or a link to a news story
(and I mean other than Palin/McCain Republican Presidential candidates)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Good point
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# lots of words...
what?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# oh, is she pro abortion violence?
How the fuck do they justify that? what if the baby they stop from being aborted grows up to be an abortionist, will they kill it then?
And if so will they then kill themselves like they did the doctor who was simply doing the same job 30 years earlier?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ah don't worry, a few violent shills pretending to be protesters is all you really need
to outrage the honest decent public :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Your claim is pretty specious for Palin, isn't it?
I haven't heard that she supports the people who kill doctors and security guards over the abortion issue.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Maybe
But she is prepared to stand for VP on a platform she knows full well is propped up by those people. Just as McCain didn't protest the decision to go to war in Iraq.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# i haven't posted in yonks, so you can have a happy dream creature.

I have nice dreams. Usually involving lurking.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Lovely
Magenta fun tiem
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I only just realised that it was magenta.
B3ta gets inside my mind!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Oooooh
That's smashing :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# thanks
it's really just a tablet test to see if I can trace stuff i drew.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# your dream pleases me
is that artrage at work, twixt somnolence and b3ta?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# artrage?
probably not. i made it in gimp. and somnolence, yes probably.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# hurra then!
it looks very natural
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# thankee
everything goes fast at night, shoulda posted in the morn for a more british response. i don't know how the b3tas work.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Why draw
a seamhorse?




sorry
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
#
In response to this and this I give you:



Half-Christ 2
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# surely thats a whole christ?
*gets chainsaw out*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Christofy!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# disturbingly
I saw a feature on CNN about a christian type game like this, where weapons were things like holy water, crucifixes, bibles etc.

woo, nonetheless. :)

This isn't it, but is disturbing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6fXmhvv4A&feature=related
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Heh. There's a Rapture game called "Left Behind: Eternal Forces"
article

With some great details:

"...[the game's] Antichrist is one Nicolae Carpathia, who’s the secretary-general of the United Nations when the Rapture comes (and, incidentally, is the bioengineered son of two gay men)"

edit: oh, that's what your link is about. weird.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# that's the one, I think
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I think the worst part about that is when the people say "it doesn't gratuitiously portray violence".
That's not a good thing, raw visceral violence is inherently unpleasant and also realistic. Dressing it up in a playful manner is just going to warp people.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# AAAAAA
aaaaaaaa
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# the board is crying
there there.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Where did you think all that CDC spunk was going?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Mum?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# what was that programme that used to be on at 3am?
tales from the crypt was it?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# The Mint?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Dr. Terribles House Of Horrible?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Open University? Teletext?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# pfft

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ?


/no apologies for font
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)
# error
skull has teeths
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Not his front teeth, genius.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# i know you are but what am i?
...oh wait sarcasm doesn't work on the internet does it?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Missing incisors
still a cute skull though
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Get Flacco on!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Is the top-left one Louis Walsh?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# only if he is the 'avant guardian' of australian comedy
and his name is flacco then yes it is!
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# the potato rapiest?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# it looks like it is about rape
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# whats Falco got to do, go to do with it?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Flacco?
Flacco!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Flacco
oh i thought it was Florco
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Falco Lombardi?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)

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