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[challenge entry] No more diet coke for you !!!
apologies fore the badly drawn gun:

Photobucket
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# You what?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I like how you drew the background
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# What the fuggery?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# okay...
I dont get this compo, i think I shall retire to the drawing room and look at traditional printed porn
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# "i want my milk and my diet cokes
damn you",hahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I love the gun
It looks like Pepé Le Pew.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Brilliant attempt!
and you have the best user name ever; official.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] An extreme(ly clever) horse...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Soft Light Centres?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Absolutely!
Ooh, just seen your sig re the Ukulele Orchestra... they are fantastic!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Don't tell me...
It made sense in your head?

*Clicks anyway*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme Bowserhorse
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# lol, space invaders
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# OK Mario, but the alien is in another castle!

BEWARE
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I find this
strangely lovely!
(, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Haha what?

I like his studded wrist bands. It's like he's going to a Cannibal Corpse concert.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
why so serious? the long face?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# that's what I said

Clownhorses: so wrong it was right for a brief moment, then it went all wrong again
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This took way too long

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# nOOOOOO..
*Clutches SJP to bosom*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooops! Wrong backpack! Silly Horse, instant glue!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ha!
brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I hope he still has time to take some pictures of his toasted burger
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# yay
tis very good :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# he's got worky stuff to do
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha!!
a great loony tunes moment!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahah! outstanding :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Oh, Mr Bees
I gleed when I saw this but YOU ADDED A PINK HANDBAG.
For that I will love you long time and give this my first click of the challenge.
That is a fecking top handbag and no mistake.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Pink handbags are ghey!
;D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# dont' say that
to one of my mates, she'll kill you. been her username for a long time
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# She is man ghey then!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :D
They're far too hard to find in real life, so i just have to be content with a drawing of one.
I must be too picky!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I find luggage shops are great for pink handbags and stuff
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# winnar
*wags tail*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *points to sig*
[/:-D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :D
They always do.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really do love you mushybees. I hope you realise that!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful :)
maybe he was part of a suicide packed lunch...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# That was an apple-ing pun!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you should not be allowed to get away with that without a

spang!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] coming to a guiness ad near you soon...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha that's beautiful!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# why thank you!
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yay!

that's the puppy
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# communist
that's Leon TROT-SKI
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# pffft
.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# haha this is wunderbar
*click*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Horsey Peas!
Photobucket
pwny
Photobucket
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# That's the general reaction you get if you peasroast in a new thread
even if it is for the compo
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Rob says is ok
I nazid over it a while back, got a smacked bum. So heck!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It's in the FAQ, and it's generally frowned upon by the community.
It's counter-productive, because if you get on the wrong side of people by pea-ing in a new thread, they're less likely to vote for your image anyway. Yeah?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
# jeez, can't win
time to delete the thread lulz.

The faq just says we'd 'RATHER' and that peas don't win. I'm going now, this has been totaly wank.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# You can win
You can roast your peas in an existing thread :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you've reposted some poorly executed images that have little to no relation to the compo.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# you're a nob
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# hey man, how so?
it's a fact. these horses are not extreme are they?

and the images are poorly executed.

it's merely an observation, and explanation of why you got a frown from sushi.

don't bitch at me.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# poorly executed you say, well fuck, didn't realise this was a pro site
The horses are extremely horsey, now plflflflflflflflflflflflflflflflflflfllfsp.

Honestly you stop in at lunch for some fun and you leave feeling pissed off, that's just brilliant.

I always thought it was out of order to post in new threads, but i've heard otherwise from the Furher so am doing it.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ok
i'll accept defeat. it's just not worth arguing.


not that i was arguing, merely explaining the boards feeling towards the post.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# They're not that poor, are they?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hey, we're all a nob in one way or another.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i'm a massive one
don't tell saccharine
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I'm not.

I'm a cunt.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# its knob
you thick, hippy cunt ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)
# oh gosh.
pasanonic!! look the other way man! now!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Oh
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
...that its shit, and seam-y. I'm not a Photoshop person, but by god it wont stop me...


(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I love this one.
Your use of Mise en Scene really juxtaposes well against the...LOL!SEAMHORSE!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yay!
photoshop is for girls!
paint FTW!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *lowers eyebrow*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *ties shoelaces together*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# dont
let the shitness fool you, I did do it in Photoshop, I just meant I am really crap at using it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# oh.
*shuns*
=)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# White horses can't jump
Woo!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahah, that's actually quite excellent!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# EPIC
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# why thanks
;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "...and the Renault overtakes the Ferrari round the bend..."
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# if that idiot Max Mosely gets his own way, don't be surprised if he says all drivers have to use horses in order to "save money"
edit: how pissing rude of me! Utterly woo pic, there, sir!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Ooh a reply!
I love you steve!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *heroic pose*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# i drew a picture


Click for bigger (19KB)

in other news, I foolishly told emvee my password in the pub last night
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is it 'shirley temple'?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# nah it was 'bolton'
but emvee's changed it now so I can't get back into my account, the bastard

and now he's posting as me
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# You can ask for the new password to be mailed to you
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# he had changed his username to (CapitalK) Emvee has an AutoBot Tattoo
and couldn't remember what that was

ah, sweet sweet revenge
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Pfft!
Lo Emvee ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# 'noon 'sushi
how goes it?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I should point out that I've texted CapitalK the password now
his account should be back under his control
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Arf!
You are an utter bastard ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Not too extreme though...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# office lol
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# well I liked it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] XXXtreme !
Photobucket
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Heh.
Nice reply.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# shouldn't laugh
but i did, and how!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# WINNAR
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Ewww
He seems to have a knob growing out of his knee. He should see a vet.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# why is it extreme? Cause of the coloured feet?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# its not extreme...
Its XXXTREME !!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# no
because of its religious views

it's an extreme hindu. They take their Diwali REALLY seriously
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Filthy Reposts... *legs it*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# It's even worse when
people know they are doing it. you may as well start off by saying 'fuck you b3ta. I don't give a fuck that you made stuff, here look at my old stuff again because I deserve it and you are worthless'

ah fuck it.

I'll just rewhore this from last night now that I've touched it up a bit. the 3mb version is being uploaded now.


Click for bigger (370KB)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^
Edit: haha that's ace. Is it your drawing as well, or is it a colouring job only?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# It's Walrus Man's drawing, I'm guessing.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# walrusman did the original.
but it's my inking. His was teeny, the finished article is over 2500px wide.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I thought it might be walrusman's drawing, but I didn't recognise it.
nicely done.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# this is what I started with
but it's not in the final piece.



Click for bigger (30KB)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I'm sorry.
but at least they are in one thread
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'd love to be in the position where I actually didn't know I was doing it. I'd have to be really, really pissed up.
Fuck it, I'LL DO IT.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Too much navel gazing, mate
Get a fecking job!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# she's being sarcastic.
I have a job. it entails getting on the phone a few times a week and shouting at people to ensure I get the cheques.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha, i'm just being sarky too.
you're reaction seems extreme though man.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# you don't know me in the slightest.
don't presume I'm doing anything other than sipping at my cappuccino and laughing because the fish are biting again.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# geez, OK MAN.
FUCK.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# it's one of the few things
in the faq that is pretty much concrete. No old stuff in new threads. It's just all part of the way that b3ta is becoming so "I don't give a fuck, fuck you"
People are allowed to pretty much do as they please and nobody has any consideration for people putting effort into their stuff.

apart from this last week I've not been here much. I did not want to say it because of the wankers who will cry 'flounce' but there it is, that's why I'm fed up of b3ta. I can't fucking abide the puerile shit 95% of you spout anyway.

'noon potty.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# dude,
so why come here? not trying to piss you off, but if you're gonna be so vocal and snotty, why not just boycott the site?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# So I should be driven away after 5 years because people
just refuse to behave in the manner that the FAQ requires of them?
Yeah, that's a perfect solution. Cheers.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# well what's the alternative?
people have been re-posting for various reasons ever since i started on here, and it's pretty much commonplace nowadays to repost for compos (granted still a big FAQ no-no) especially in cases like this one, where wildyles horses were legendary and well deserved aof another trot around the pen.

this sort of shit pisses me off more than a well crafted image being wheeled out for a re-post.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# You can repost in an existing thread and still compo it though
edit: I agree with you regarding your last point though.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# this is the attitude that is fucking things up.
" I know it's wrong but Joe Bloggs did it and I know it's not doing any harm, I don't agree with the rules anyway. One repost won't hurt".

Every new person that comes here and adopts this attitude makes the board get worse. people won't bother posting new stuff for fear of it falling of the front page whilst every new person posts shit they found on the internet.

I'll tell you what the alternative is. Stay within the guidelines, don't do things because others do and be less fucking selfish, dude
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ..............people have different opinions of what makes the board good.
now considering that Rob founded the board, i'd leave the final decision to him. we have moderators for a reason, if a post is unnaceptable then it gets removed.

other than that i think we can take it as read that if the board is still here everyday Rob's not too pissed off with it, and that's enough for me.

i'm done now, and given your responses, your going on ignore, not that it really matters.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ...
your all gay
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I really doubt that Wildyles has nasty thought processes as the ones you stated
You are such a pig-headed bastard and sometimes so full of drinkies that you don't realise that you bang on and on about the same thing all the time.
I know you don't give a shit about B3tards being pissed off by your constant whinging but some of them are.
If you choose your fights and arguments a bit more carefully your complaints might get listened to but right now, you seem to be full of moans in most of your posts.
Please stop winding yourself up over the board and exploding all over the place as I fear either you are going to freak yourself out into a flounce, or you will be banned.
The reason I am saying all of this is that I don't want that to happen. I like you too much.
oh, and hello, big boy!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# well put.
it's an internet forum.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I've told you before potty
I'm never in the slightest bit riled other than by personal attacks which are unfounded or unwarranted.
I'm happy to moan about people using the board like they are not supposed to because if nobody does it then people just forget about the way it used to be and it degenerates into anything goes and we may as well just merge with 4chan.
I just think people should be more considerate and i'll keep saying so.

Put me on ignore if you don't like to see it because it's going to keep coming until I'm gone or somebody gets the message.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Well personally I'm sick of reading your rants.
Not just you mind. The amount of board nazism on here these days drives me up the walls.

So much for fluffy b3ta. :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I like seeing people's reposts, much of the time I haven't seen them before.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I was waiting for you to post
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# yay!
have you still got the series where he went to marriage counselling to confront his latent homosexuality?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# these are all excellent - I was waitign these to turn up :)
and no disrespect to skug here for suggesting this compo, but as this was 'voted for by us', I'd like to know who voted, given that 16 replies and at least 23 people I know of voted for a Daily Mail bashing
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I didn't vote for it.
but then I didn't vote for anything. I never do. I would vote for a suggestion that we had a separate board for image challenges, oh yes, I'd vote for that.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# not sure about that idea.
challenge entries can inspire good ideas and other images, and yet another board, which would effectively split images down the middle into two camps makes this place even more 'cliquey'. We might as well have separate boards for /vectors, /colouring in, /look what MS Paint can do
At least if all images are on the same board there is some diversity. otherwise, we may as well all be off on dedicated image boards elsewhere, like deviantart, worth1000, freakingnews etc etc
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# fuck you hoppy! ;)
I want this shit off my board. I don't care if it has a separate board I was just being nice. I just don't want to look at the crap every week :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ^this^
i'm bemused and a little suspicious as to the reasons why your idea wasn't picked.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Dunno.
The same reason you and HappyToats hog the front page? 'Cos from what I can see you're both fucking rubbish. WHO FUCKING VOTES FOR THIS SHIT, MAN? Me, I voted for 'Photoshop Sarah Palin loads 'cos it's funny and that'.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# We don't hold a candle to Monkeon though ;)
granted though, I'm rubbish. It's scandalous how I've kept fooling everyone for so long
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot about him.
WHAT A TWAT.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I clicked the daily mail one
I never vote for compos otherwise. The ideas are usually shit. Especially the ones that actually get chosen.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# "Why so glum little doggy?"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *groan*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *beats repeatedly with spanging wok*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft.. It's supposed to be a horse with a gun.

A post for the sake of posting
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :D
:DD
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] WHEEEEEEEE!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Bungeegee
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Horse-free
for better or worse...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# oooh!
*spang*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ...and they take that and rebottle it as advocaat
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# candles mate.
rendered humans are great for candles.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# And soap.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# and toothpaste
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# and Big Macs
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Arf...
You loon you :-) *clicks*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha.
You are all of the funneh.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

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