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[challenge entry] Special Horses
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Horses with opposable thumbs!
RUN!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Stick together team!
Damn, now I want to go and play Counter Strike!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I know Death's password!

Russian Brides here, very cheap!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# ACEness, as per usual.
also, you have an imitator!
www3.barnesy.org/board/8855020
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Morning peeps.
I have to say this was not an intentional Roodie immitation.
For my part, the only similarity is that it's a 3 frame vertical comic strip and I happen to have used solid fill vector shapes.
Personally, I think the style is completely different.
No offence intended or taken ;

EDIT: Oh, and, Morning Roodie. Very nice. I think if I was after a role model I could do a lot worse. XD
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Have to agree...
...no vaguely knob shaped characters at all!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# haha hey dude i was only kidding.
you've got an ace style it just made me tgiggle when i saw it. no bad intentions!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# nun taken ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Good morning to you too!
...and thanks for the kind words
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm getting a weird feeling of deja vu
from that last time someone claimed the three-panel comic as an original idea.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# That was me
I invented the three-panel comic.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Can we re-negotiate your licencing fee please?
It's crippling me.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# you can always go to
four, or stick with two panels. I'm not budging.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# hmmmmmm....
...draws 3 and a half panels
...patents

Muwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# not the three panel, just the gradient backgrounds (which inceidentally roodie's moved away from these days anyway)
this was a harmless little comment, i take it back guys!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# His little hands are very cute.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# pudgy
fingers
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I love the word pudgy
It's a great inoffensive way of saying fat
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I'm not fat
I just have pudgy bones.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# "enjoys his food"
"loves to indulge"

"can't reach his crack to wipe"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# This.
I hate it when people call me jolly. Fuck off, I'm the sourest chubpot going, most days.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ta
I normally hate the hands but these turned out ok
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# HELLOMORN, OWOWOWOW.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Morgen, liebchen.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Wie geht es du, meine Schmetterlinge?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Es ist Freitag- was meinst du?!
Aya, my German is shithouses now.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# "How are you, my butterfly?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I know what you said
I'm just not sure if I phrased mine right. If I haven't I can't think of another way to say it. I think I want to say was meinst SIE, but then I usually only say it to my Dad and I have to be respectful.

German GCSE lessons are the worst thing you can ever do if at one point you spoke it anyway.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Oh gawwsh. I woke up at 4am. I can't think.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Ich habe keine Ahnung.
It's not a coincidence I remember this one clearly.

Oy, thank FUCK it's Friday.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Aw, you said oy.
*ruffles your hair*

I am going to have a cigarette and then a shower. TATARBYE FOR NOW.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# You little tease.
Alright then, fuck off. See if I care.


Actually I have loads of work to do, this is a good thing.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahahhaha, outstanding as always, sir!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Thanks,
top of the mornin' to ya. By the way, how can you be sure you are the original?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# He doesn't mean he's the first Steve
he means he's ready salted.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# because the production number I have tattooed across my arse says #00001
:D nings Rood'
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *checks*
yep, you are right!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah! Wordses...

Good job horses can't read...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# hahahhahah! brill :D
'ningles everyone!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# morning you!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun much better.
"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:08, archived)
# i loikes that
kerlick!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Hahaha
With the actually horse going into the Tesco's value dog food.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)
#
Tesco's value dog food Finest christmas pudding, ah heck i don't know where i'm going with this, i'll stop typing.....NOW!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
#
horseanal probe.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha also
giddyup
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# aah crazy dancing chick
i like her
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# she has grace
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Me too
I want her hat
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# 'ningles all!
Mind if i tuck this in here?

Probably not worth its own thread

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Hahaha
That is a pretty dire programme! I do keep waiting for him to go, 'I don't believe it.'
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hahahaha
too fucking right :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Monster Month - 24th October - Procession
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Is anyone ever truly prepared for MURDER?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I am.
I've got a headache with the fucking quickness.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)
# always. it's kind of my raison d'etre and all that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:57, archived)
# you guys remember the last episode of sienfeld?
i liked the last episode of sienfeld. i saw it on tv again just now. it was good.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:53, archived)
# THEY JUST STOOD THERE AND LAUGHED
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:55, archived)
# i can connect on that statement as i too would just stand there and be a total prick my entire life.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)
# wasn't the first episode the last episode?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# no. thats where many people get confused.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# confusion is sex.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# I like this
excellent
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)
# oh and i should mention, i really like this picture.
i can connect to it as i like pee and i like these kind of pictures.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)
# YOU DARE SUMMON ME....oh, gis a minute
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!
what a lovely thing to see this grim morning
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# lovely.


Click for bigger (121KB)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# click for bigger?
CLICK FOR BIGGER?!

CLICK FOR MOTHERFUCKING HUGE!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)
# LOL
I should have thought of that. its late. im tired ;) *end excuses*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# no worries, it's not a huge deal.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)
#
lateearly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# 'ningles matey
What's the latest on the mask lady front?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:53, archived)
# hello there.
no new news - i sent them another prompt email to let them know i wasn't going away. i should reprompt them again tomorrow or on the weekend, though.

i did clear some space in my cellar in case i can capture her alive.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)
# I think you should visit them in person.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)
# what to wear?
aside from a mask, of course.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)
# pyjamas and gumboots.
consider a cape.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# i don't own any of those things. i guess i'll have to be naked.
'night-night, i'm off to read about zombie vampires.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# That's always a good idea but don't forget the space for the acid vat this time.
If they don't reply just send them an email saying you're going to their rival telling them what whatever the studio names is said to you (ie what the woman said). Explain until this has been resolved to your satisfaction you consider the email to be the official view of the company not the woman as the mail came from that domain and obviously corporate emails are for business use only. If that doesn't work kick her in the front bottom!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# i think they'll reply. i plan to keep pestering them until they do.
one of the next emails will mention my intent to approach the media if they don't satisfy me with apologies.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# LET THEM TREMBLE AT YOUR WRATH!!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
# she has man hands.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:33, archived)
# whats the deal with cell block d?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)
# what's what? where?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# They're bored, they're lonely, the scenery moves about on its own,
you know how it is.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Ah sorry I got confused
I thought you were referring to Prisoner Cell Block H
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Of5Rl97YwB8
ALSO: I seem to have posted this in the wrong place.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Oh hey it's that guy from that groovey cover band.
I like his face and their movie but that's about it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:39, archived)
# that's Mickey from the Monkeys...
...right?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:44, archived)
# It does look a lot like him
but it isn't him.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# julie andrews in 'the GODDAMNED MADDENING sound of music'.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] they both seem so innocent...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# little do we know, that was actually britney in the "mr hands" video
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)
# EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY SPEARS UNABLE TO TAKE HER HORSE DICK SHOCKER
"I mean, who would have guessed Ms. Spears was incapable of handling a long, girthy horse cock up her shitter? I guess, again, as a society, we've just given the girl too much credit."
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Wait WAHT.
Goodmorning.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# have some Britney...
...for breakfast!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Erruuuugggh.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# IT'S SO EXTREME SHE HAD TO PAY HIM IN GOLDEN FUCKAPPLES.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# OH DEAR
YOUR DONKEY HAS FUCKED HIS TEMPLE RIGHT OUT
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# he deserved it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# THE HUMPBACKED BASTARD
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# his face rings a bell.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# he towers over all other humpbacks...
...(made myself laugh).
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# sweeeet.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# sweet horses is next week. this week they're extreme.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# EXTREME!!!...
...EXTREME FUCKING HORSES!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# versus the rather timid clocks.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)
# like this...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# it's o'clock.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# WANK WANK WANK
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# already did, you missed it.
there's probably some left on my floor, though.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Poor Tommy Cooper
Those last few shows were hell
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# he's dead, you know.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# golden fuckapples, eh?...
...she is EXTREME!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# we're all extreme these days. it's the law.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Breakin' the law...
...Breakin' the law...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# i try and commit at least one crime every day.
today i stole some books and a pin from a gap store.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# evidence..............ALL GAPS CHECK YOUR STOCK...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# i like to stink in their stores.
it's fun.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I did the same
except instead of a gap store it was a grenade.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:48, archived)
# BITCHES LEAVE!
/boddicker.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# hello.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Candy, candy, candy.
I can't let you go.
 
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# i ate...
...one of these today. it wasn't very good, but i only bought it for the company's name.

JUST BORN, INC.

just born candy? wut?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# nut chews...
...i mean, peanut chews.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# hot tamales have been sold here forever.
and i know of 'peeps' via the internet, but i'd never heard of any of the rest (or known the company name).

i want to buy it and have them make and market little blastocyte lemon drops.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# old bat cunts...
...haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# poetic liscscscsenscscsce.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# why didn't you compo that horse pic?...
...it IS extreme.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# it's old, it's a repost, i'm bitter....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# cheer up,... we're all in a sinking boat...
...and sooner or later we have to take a gulp of the salty brine (set-up for many jokes)....anyways,...i'm gonna go drink several Guinness' in your honor... see ya later.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# have a good time, mister man.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:59, archived)
# i came back (w/beer)...
...here's my idea of a good time:

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# her shoes are dirty.
i don't think anyone here wants to see my idea of a good time.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)
# nice cup of tea and a chokky bikky?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)
# so close and yet so far.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# I'm postbear.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)
# you wish, you fucking liar.
you are hanke, and that rhymes with stank.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# ha ha...
...:P
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Its like punk never happened
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)
# that would be awful...
...:(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry] fwoarrrrr nelly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# would...
...NOT!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# CENTAURS?!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# centaur of a woman
with Alpaca CIno
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# this horse's name is Kevin.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They have something in common...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# This really happened.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Twice.
Believe it or not.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# It's not that I don't believe you
but I don't believe you.
I saw a documentary on it, I think it was channel 5. There was an advert with a really funny Pepperami or something.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Channel 5 is my sole source of information on the outside world.
In this house, its words are law.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I GET ALL MY MOST RELIABLE INFORMATION FROM CHANNEL 5
EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE IT IN MY COUNTRY!!

we have only monkeys...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# The Girl With An Anemone For A Gall Bladder
was my favourite, it featured a girl with an a strangely shaped internal organ.
The organ resembled an underwater thing but it was later proved to be a Uraguayian who snuck into her abdominal cavity using a passport from Len in Croydon.
They tracked down Len in Croydon and he denied all involvement.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)
# anemones are easy.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:01, archived)
# HAHA!
I actually laughed out loud in the real world at your picture, it is a pity I wasn't drinking a beverage at the time because I could have spat it my monitor, I believe that is the tradition
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# neat.
save that spit impulse for the next time you see an unattended child.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)
# there's an intestinal parsnip in there too.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# don't be ridiculous.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)
# fashion or disease?...
...it looks contagious.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Hope so
I look funtin' fashionable today

nt rly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)
# THHERESS A HORSSE INN THHE PICCTURRE SO I COMMMPO-EDD ITT
Whats next; 'Fresh' image challenge?


(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:29, archived)
# if that happens i'll burn off rob's tits with a soldering iron.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# *hits escape*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Hahaha
And I was hoping for a real long pause, and then even shorter burst of EVIL
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# evil is constant.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# YOU KNOW I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
 

 
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)
# hitler had better manners and was more talented than her.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# but
his boobs were smaller
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:39, archived)
# idi had better manners and was talented at machine barbery
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# no one in that uniform has ever driven such a machine...
...this is totally shopped!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Your comment is not strictly true
Mr.Amin was a keen combine harvester.
I may have altered the colour balance somewhat.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# i want to marry a combine harvester and keep it company.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# It is your right to do so
in the land of the free and braev
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i don't live with laurie anderson any longer.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# not true...not true...
...and there was no wheat fields on his land either.... what say you now, kind sir, gentleman, dude?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I say, Sir Gentleman Dude
that Mr.Amin needed no wheat to combineharvest at all.
This is represented in the picture which I photographed with my own photograph taker.
He was able to harvest whatever the fuck he wanted to harvest. He was like that you see.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# i don't know...
...i think that steering wheel was drawn in...(?)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:19, archived)
# WOAH
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# PUT A SWANK ON IT
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# i need to make a video reply to those twats.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Hairlip horse :(
Tedious Oscar baiter that looks very attractive in this picture :I
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
# its not even shopped or changed and i still like it


Click for bigger (55KB)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# RAMBUNCTIOUS
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# that nosey door...
...got sandbagged.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# New Orleans needs noses like this
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)
# to smell...
...the wet moldy sandbags?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# No
because New Orleans has a shortage of noses.

Haven't you seen the fucking news?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# i like the weather girls...
...but they're always pregnant..... :/
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# don't blame them. it's raining (se)men.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 7:08, archived)
# there's a restaurant here called 'the nose'.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Why I am I looking at a picture of my Dad in 1974?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Because you are having an acid flashback.
LOLDRUGSLOL!

But I see your point....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Since you mention it
Colonel Kurtz has just emerged from behind the avenue of settees
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Is he dancing in a psycedelic halo?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# No
he is prancing around in a pool of his own filth screaming "WHY AM I LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOUR FATHER IN 1974?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I was wondering why that link was already purple.
and then I realised it couldnt have been Horses :D

Soulwax Win!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# oh right.
I was not sure you saw it. It's just a great video from an old guy's point of view. No doubt the kids will love it for differing reasons.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I'm doing the
wacca wacca music in my head. When does the guy pretend to be a plumber and get some fucking done?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# hahahaha. its not even shopped or changed
and i still like it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of Ministry of Shit's Dad in 1974?...
...(not comprehending this).
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# LOOKS AT FILENAME
LOLZ!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# KEN
BY REQUEST ONLY
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)
# yes, we've all seen it before.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Dick.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Poor ol' bartle shop
Lovely drawing :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# :(
I imagine he sounds like Rabies from Maid Marian.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Giant monster might also be normal sized monster with small ship.
Conundrum
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# THIS BRINGS ME BACK A LOT OF MEMORIES
involving sea monsturs.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# who sunk it...
...was it Pacman?... }:(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# He looks real sorry 'bout it
I likes yer style
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# SUCK YOUR OWN BALLSACK YOU STUPID BLUE BASTARD.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# *sighs*...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# It was THIS big!
Is what im imagining him saying
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Sorry dude, my gayternet died.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I just explained the rules of baseball
my time was wasted

anyway
bed times
Goodnight b3ta/board
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Rule 1:
Spit almost constantly.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# rule number 2...
...scratch crotch and adjust balls frequently.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# night man
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Night Epic!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# your ternet is gay...
...and it died?..................... :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# but it got away...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# haha. should have had smaller plans.
He's never gonna fit that huge globe up there no matter how much he tries.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# keep it greasy, so it'll...
...go down easy.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I like this :D
I wanna be a custard king :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# kneel down and tilt your head back
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# hee hee hee...
...*snickers*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# LOL!
....*marathons*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# If I was him I'd have planned to have hair.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# how can you PLAN on having hair?...
...oh... he got pubes... no worries..... :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# big plans...
...for brasilian cakeglobe fart porn.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)
# not familiar with that...
...but somebody is.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# familiarity breeds caketempt.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# BIG PENIS FOR BIG PLANS.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# ^this^...
...see postbear,... ^this^!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# The best synths were made by cats.

its true
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
The Meowg Synthesizer FTW
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Gah, beat me to it
I was thinking just the 'Mog'

Edit: And another wallpaper, and I'm off to bed, ¡nite!
[click for full version/dA page]
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Thats quite nice
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# aww I was gonna type that.
first thing that came to my mind.

Give me a Moog and a Rhythm Ace drum machine and I'm in heaven.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# YOURE ALIVE!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Not only alive,
but also a multi-millionaire squaddie, engineering giant, super-stud, car/firearms collector, cutting edge colouring-in artiste etc etc etc (and not an ugly, short, potato-headed fantasist by any means).
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# world series kid, I'm here for hours
edit:// I talked to you, down there, about filesize.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I just saw it :D
World Series for the fucking fail!

It is the NBA where it is all at!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Fuck that
Monday night football is where its at
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# would not thank you
and might even piss on you for trying to make me watch basketball. There can be no more pointless sport. run a little bit this way, put the egg in the basket, run back the other way, put the egg in the basket. Ad Nauseum.
Not for me thanks.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Because fat latinos are so much more exciting to watch! Most of them don't even hit the ball :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# don't dis
Big Pappy! ;)

don't worry, i'm still only gay for football.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Football or soccer?
;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# hey. Don't set me off
I've been good for hours ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# yeah
genius. It's, like, a cat's head on a picture of someone stood amongst old synths. Just fucking genius.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# meow!
;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Its so crazy, it might just work!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Cool cat.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Do I get extra points for recognising
Robert Moog?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Yes!
one more point and you win a Mini Moog
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# damn that elusive
point.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Yeah.
You get extra points, another private island in the Caribbean, another ten supercars, another ten celebrity sexual conquests, another ten firearms, another farm, another multi-million pound engineering contract and you can come round and fuck my sister any time you like too.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# And PLAYED by teh
Numan.

Woo!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# they really cashed in...
...in the 1980's!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't X the streams
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# OF WHITE-HOT DONKEY RAIN
woo
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha
This is good, it needs more attention
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Horsebusters!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love this.
Spaghetti legs ftw!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# this is amazing
is this one of your creations?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Sadly no ;(
I found it on some horse research site and converted it to an animation and then added the woos.

I'd say it was about 23% mine.
edit: from here - www.cs.ubc.ca/~eddybox/projects/533B/
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That is a real shame in my opinion
as it is fucking hilarity!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ah well
reminds me of my fantastic contraption:

FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1038737
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Haha
That's really impressive, I could never do much in that game beyond triangular things :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Shit that so full of win.
Amazing work!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# That was yours?
Nice work colin!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# only that contraption you crazy fool
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# HORSE RESEARCH
ftw
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# yey!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is fucking win!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# hahah, i just spat beer
:)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Thats fucking disgusting
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# How is Alice?
I haven't seen her since Watchdog!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hahaha
That reminds me of something I saw on a documentry
They were trying to recreate how a dinosaur would run and it kept falling it over
I laughed
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# indeed
same here

THEY ONLY SCANNED THE TAIL :((
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# It had skin and shit!
How awesome was that.
Theres no scanners in teh world big enough to scan it, if they had less papier mashé around it it would have scanned
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Oh yeh
I saw this, it was pretty awesome as I remember.
Shame about the crappy scanner they used.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Oh please god makes this into a version of Vib Ribbon which only plays the I Love Horses theme music
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# pfft. ^this
:D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Heheheheh
Maybe its legs just had grow.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# COR!
This is beautiful
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# hahahaha
those faces are perfect!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hahaha the Expressions
Like it, sci-fi comedy horsegurning with gay animal porn.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# i ain't afraid of no horse...
...(well, maybe those three).
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Ooh, you swine.
b3tan by 8 hours (good thing I spazzed back)...


And yours is far better executed than mine too. I am fail :(

*click*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Never seen anything like this before:

Bloody Amazing!!!!
Click for bigger (118KB)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# hahahah this is a nonsense.
*approves*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# This is mildly amusing.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Oh good. I like mild amusement.
In fact it's one of my specialities...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Well I wouldnt want to Pugh Pugh one of your ideas :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Haha
this is a silly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# That is one big porpoise fart
I didn't know the cloaca had such power
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# It does when you feed it DMT
with 25 gram desoxyephedrine enema
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The Porpoise Awareness Foundation would be alarmed by your findings
However I encourage your experimentation.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# He's got the skills
to pay the bills
and buy some pills
that make him grow gills
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# That's no accident...
He's doing it on porpoise.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# What has this tortoise?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] EXTREME JOUST (fixed)
ED-209


fixed the size, wasn't paying attention
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Oh my, is it fucking huge pictures friday?
Edit: There is a god!!!!
EDIT EDIT: Mucho bettero. have a woo!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# LOL!
I was gonna berate you then for calling it Friday when it is Thursday :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Its technically friday
and its pissing it with rain
and im cold
and horny
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah I know,
which is why I didn't berate you. Why don't people use the word berate more often? It is a great word!

BERATE!

BERATE!

BERATE!

Oh shit, now it has lost all meaning in my brainsack....

But the new Ryan Adams album is awesome :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Beret!
Beret!
Beret!
Come get you're Berets!
etc...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Now I want lemons :(
But seriously! Ryan Adams for the fucking win!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Tough shit, Im all outta lemons
berets or nothing
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I WANT FUCKING LEMONS!
HOW ELSE WILL I DRINK MY GIN AND TONIC WITHOUT LEMONS!

I HAVE THE BOURBON AND COKE READY FOR IT TO BE SET OFF!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# "Are you worried about being Sheffield's first astronaut Johnny?"
"NAH, I'LL BERATE"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Be Reet*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# meh
You say tomato, I say, uh, tomato.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# You just bended time and space..
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# You are obviously new to this game, so let me give you a few pointers.
Get some talent or humour
Or fuck off and die!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Says you!
:P
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# What?
Have I upset you? :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha!
No
I was joshing
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# But your name isn't Josh :(
xXxSADFACExXx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# xlolx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# with the exception of the gratuitous filesize,
i really like this image. :)

welcome, check out the FAQ and happy posting on B3ta! MOAR of this sort of thing!


edit: also yay, nice filesize fixage.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# this rocks
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# this is excellent
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# YHAOUZA!!!!
I finally like a compo entry! Woo!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Name that film....






*T O A P
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Dude....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# 10 marks...
...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Donny darko?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Big lebowski ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I have not seen that film
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Its good
they say 'fuck' alot.. can't go wrong
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# haha,
Fuck... lol
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# The fact you know donnie darko
means you've got taste.

Big lebowski is one of the funniest movies made recently
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Who in their right mind doesnt know Donnie Darko, seriously!
Its an ace film
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Haha
¡Edutainment!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# here you go
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Donny you're out of your element!
...Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I don't think that is the accepted terminology.....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# SHOMA FUCKING SHABBAS!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# What are you going as for this hallow's een?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Is this meant to be Sarah Palin?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# very close,
not quite a maverick
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Going as the scooby doo gang
Im going as daphne
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Shitbot?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# why yes,
thats it exactly... i am a pooping robot.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Clearly you should just not wear a shirt at all.
Like you are a cross between a robot and some kind of automated medieval stretcher.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I am still building the torso, and there is a load of painting left to do
i not am stopping here.
I am not stopping here.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Pineapple won't let me wear a costume out with him :(
He says halloween costumes are lame :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Wear one anyway
Drag up, its all the rage these days
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# or drag down?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ive blacked and dragged up before
tina turner, thats a great outfit

I think im going to have trouble finding a ginger wig for my daphne outfit tho
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# try the thrift stores? they usually have a load of halloween gear
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# thrift? Im sorry?
Whats that?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# second hand clothing store?
like salvation army?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Oh charity shop
I get ya
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# cot death.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)

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