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[challenge entry] Oh noes! This explains everything!

'ningles all. Off to pick up my copy of Lith King soon:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Mirror sollution...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Dare I say...
combo breaker?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# wow is for fags
cod5 is for real mean
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Yes I play wow therefore I am gay.
So looking forward to your 14th birthday are we?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Oh, snap!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# What?
YOu're gay coz you play WoW, you're looking forward to your 14th birthday, you're picking up a copy of Lith King and I have I just won lost at cards?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# and little big planet is for everyone creatively minded
*goes back to creating monsters in the lab*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# haha
or butters on south park "hello kitty adventure island"
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# you'll go deathly quiet when you see my B3ta level ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# so THAT'S why there was a server fire!
b3ta...taking one for the team.

setting ourselves alight in order to incinerate the rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Yeah
Ironically the only one left intact was the Heat Magazine server:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# haha
Spotted! Doom!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# 1863 : Abraham Lincoln abolishes sleevery
Using the 2nd Amendment to the United States Constitution the right to bare arms.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Haha
Holy shit, Lincoln, get down! Sniper!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Nooo not the bare arms bandwagon again!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You loon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
funniest thing in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# yeah...bare arms...
...i'm with ya! (cuts sleeves off all shirts).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] and your fucking wife will join the Women's Institute and sell jam for the Tories


(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# *Ouch*
It's not true... is it? *Looks afraid*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# yes
but you'd hardly want to be one of those sad sacks who still go on protest marches at the age of 70. They all have bad teeth and ridiculous haircuts from the 1970's. Old people shouldn't even wear jeans - it's beneath their dignity.

And besides, once you get a wife, 3 kids a golden retriever and a mortgage on a semi-detached house in Kenton your priorities will change.

You'll just not want your taxes to be frittered away on Outreach centres for Lithuanian lesbians. The "environment" will mean your neighbour's encroaching leylandii.

You won't buy the Daily Mail at first.

No. Because it's Tory. It's fascist. You'll just read it when you're waiting for the dentist. You'll find yourself agreeing with a lot of what Littlejohn says (but you won't admit it to anyone).

Then one day, you'll buy the Mail (just out of curiosity, you'll tell your wife). Then you'll get it delivered everyday.

It's called growing up. Sad, I know, but that's life.
(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# *jams fingers in ears*
I'M NOT LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# LIES! It's all lies!
Make the bad man go away!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# *unlurks*
Good points there. I remember during the '80's when the Tories KEPT getting voted back in to power.........but when you went down the pub for a drink & were talking about the election & asked who people voted for, NOBODY (amazingly) had voted for 'em.

Hence the old joke....."Voting Tory is like farting or listening to Cliff Richard....EVERY fucker does it.....but nobody ADMITS to it"

P.S.
*click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# It's the "Daily Mail Readers" label
that gets me, as if that means you agree with everything it prints. A bit like saying anyone who has read Mein Kampf is a member of the SAS.
(Btw I'm not)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Wait
are those ones at the top real?

edit: "No, that's not true! It's impossible!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# sadly yes
I nearly changed them...but they're perfect as is
(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Tory jam is the best jam. Vote Preservatives.
Not worth a thread
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Can this thick milf what?
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Can she kick it?
Yes, she can
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# You bastard
I just figured out your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
WOAH NELLY IS THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# why-i-oughta...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Can it be milfed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# pffftroffle

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# i would. hard. then I'd wear her like a hockey mask.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I want to know now
Can dogs give you breast cancer?
For Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# You'll have to buy it to find out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:45, archived)
# or or or ....
You can read it online

.
(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# if applied vigourously enough
.
(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Those top three headlines are class!
morning all, is it friday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I will help people check for tit cancer
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Mass suicide anyone?
online
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# except
you'll be pro-life by then
(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# But he'll also support the death penalty
So it evens out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# the ramifications are scary
If we have a militant far left government, the population will be controlled by hopeless social services, euthanasia being legal and abortion being able to run until the second year.

If we have a far right government, population will be controlled by having capital punishment for street thieves.

If we have a moderate, centrist government we'll have no population control.

Mind you, that will lead to an extremist government of some description, so we'll be alright in the end.
(clut, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry.


I just couldn't help but think of it.
/coat
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# I am sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# The Spy Who Loved Brie
Edut: Darn it, already done previously.
(aeroplane, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Colour-match the head a little
and you have a winner to this bandwagon that I don't care for much anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# because it's not funny at all
and a waste of our fucking internets
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Oh come on
This is one of the best things I've seen today, though in my defense I've not been on b3ta much today, just: come on, it's good!

I LIKE THIS FEATHERMUCKER!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I like wallace
I also like the cheese-based pun you used in your subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 13th November - The Jubilant Seacow of Fate


As suggested by i yam bucket
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# That is ace
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# I'm thinking of changing my name to Sasha Fierce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# do it.
fucking do it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)
# your real name or your username?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# yes!...
...rule the sea....rule the sea you fucker!.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:04, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)
# hey, i posted a thing on links i want you to see.
www.b3ta.com/links/free_book_made_from_your_pics_if_youre_from_the_u_s

you, mofaha, microwave, etc. please make some scary shit that freaks these people out and tell us about it - andf this goes for all you people in the u.s.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# scary stuff you say!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)
# i think b3ta could drive the good people of snapfish mad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# wow
bloody brill! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)
# i used to work for him, when he was jubilant his chair got wet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)
# :)
suggestion: The lonesome bandicoot of Blackened Ridge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:11, archived)
# suggestion: dux with dix.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:16, archived)
# suggestion: snaxe with caxe.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Suggestion: dox wiz cox.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:42, archived)
# you two will pervert any innocent idea, won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# If we can, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# You are Barack Obama AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Oh, the
huge manatee...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:20, archived)
# wow
do you know an artist called mackenzie thorpe?
he does similar stuff to you, he makes quite a good living (he got 250 pounds off me for a print)

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Wonderful work on the water there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# pretty! :D
www.hornymanatee.com
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# COWABUNGA DUDES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# no butty butter finger my butt finger!!!!!!!!!!
also im going to sleep now, but here look at the first picture in a comic book me and some friends are making called "sullivins dungeon":

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# HOLY HELL
I see a great future for this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:53, archived)
# thanks. we just need to get that cool chinese guy at the comic book store in chinatown portland to give us some money for it and we're in buisness.
also the main credit in this picture goes to calvin rojers.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# I'll buy a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# HAA HAA...
...OMG!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:54, archived)
# that looks like peacock cum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
# Sad cat
wears a jumper.

It is not shitproof.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:21, archived)
# word...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:59, archived)
# needs more bart pissing himself and homer jizzing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# its hard to draw pee on yellow skin. sorry.


i only have a few crayons and generally red is blood, yellow is pee, green is puke and brown is feces.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# did you eat the other colours?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
# yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# yeah! cowabughole.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:51, archived)
# is homer stabbing himself in the face or just crying.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i dont know.
both maybe? i'm not sure, i messed up on that drawing, i only posted it here because that whole page looks funny to me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# No you di'int
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# mice in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually in this one, one is a deer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:24, archived)
# I hope the mice don't get broken hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# mice are very stupid and have very short attention spans.
nothing bad ever happens to them.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:39, archived)
# I used to fall in love
now I wish I was a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# mice are dumb. you dont want to be a mouse. you want ot be the lizard king.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# are they spit-swapping.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# is that a question.
if it is then yes, or no. however you want to picture it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
# i like this style.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# thanks, i've been drawing these dumb mice people in my notebooks since like july
but now i have a scanner.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
# they look like anubis and horus
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# thanks, i probably based them on a simular design.
i also sort of copied the pig girls from paperrad a little bit in my earlier pictures. i dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# theys very cool
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# i wish you and microwave were on the same campus and had draw wars.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:10, archived)
# that would be a good dream.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:23, archived)
# not as good as my usual dreams but i can't print them here or i'll get shouted at.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# that's super!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# hahhah
when did you make this picture? and what for?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:47, archived)
# some mouse compo...
...a couple of months ago... this was the best that i could come up with...(lame)...:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# ah i remeber.
its a lot funnier out of its context.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# i didn't even check this week's compo until now...
...(and i'm sorry i did)... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# wer'e both americans, right?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:08, archived)
# mice in love.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry] never read it, but this is the impression I'm getting.


(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:47, archived)
# The reason being that if it was on black paper, you couldn't see the ink?
lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:52, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:02, archived)
# then it would just be "printed with white ink for a reason"
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:17, archived)
# All the Watchers wish you a Good Morning

Have a simply wonderful day b3tans
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# GUMMI X-MEN.
also: good day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# I like
the banana ones best.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:23, archived)
# jelly babies all growed up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# RONG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)
# The ultimate ravers,
They even glow in the dark!

I LOVE these guys "mwah!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
#

Started getting too fussy with this so I'm just going to stop and post it.
It's Mitch Mitchell, who was Hendrix's drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# ALSO:
if bloop's here, there's a goat in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:17, archived)
# Yeah, it's a reindeer.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)
# it's a snail with herpes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:24, archived)
# or a squirrell with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:28, archived)
# those aren't real you lying bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:30, archived)
# if all the hippies... if all the hippies... cut their hair...
...i don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# If all the mountains fell into the sea
let it be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# yeah I heard he was like dead and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Not really dude
he's just attained another realm of consciousness. The kind where you spend a lot of time laying still in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)
# THAT CAT IS DEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# he's an excellent mime now...
...(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# ashally I just happened to be watching this the other day.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHiPrVfdgM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)
# we had a customer at the bar who looked exactly like grandpa munster.
his name was 'al' too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Is that, like, sarcastic humour?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuO62uZBrB4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# OMG...
...somebody shoot that waste of skin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# uh, no.
also I think that child has some kind of developmental retardation
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# o.k., don't shoot him...
...but DO TAKE AWAY THE COMPUTER AND CAMERA.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# MAYBE BEAT HIM SEVERELY WITH A CARPET IRON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)
# you iron your carpet?!
do you have drapes on the outside of your house too?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:04, archived)
# sorry, I was thinking of a carpet beater.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_beater

the ones I've seen were made of cast iron
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:30, archived)
# i'd like a carpet made from cast iron.
i'd also like solid steel hands.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
# not all of them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpet_b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Too much Zach And Cody'll do that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)
# i lasted three seconds before i killed it.
that fucking hideous thing is a birth control ad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:00, archived)
# I THINK HE HAS A LOVELY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:50, archived)
# HE JUST SEEMS SO NICE AND I WISH THE WORLD FOR HIM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# legend
i thought he had a fro though
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# watch out mitch, drums r dedly.
nice work you sheepfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
glad I checked back for this.
I have to sleep now, live outside the Vault is hard. G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# NIGHT NIGHT SHEEPFUCKER.
DIN GENERATOR PUMP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Once so full of life
Now so full of embalming fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# they're not putting that shit in me.
i'm going to put in my will that they have to fill me full of toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Minte et decorum est.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:07, archived)
# i hate mint. mint is for cunts.
i use neem toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:25, archived)
# MINT IS FOR ASS
though admittedly it does stimulate the clit as well
 
www.mintyass.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I LIKE MINTY THOUGH.
USELESS MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:37, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# plastic for me,
like those touring corpse shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# use lube instead, we'll find a use for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# hello
my name is inigo montoya
you killed my father
prepare to die
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ...see... he'll be alright... he's got a new job...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# wait, is that Nixon?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# no...
... a different loser.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# HELLO FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
# h...
s t tr tht wrds cn b ndrstd wtht vwls?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# nl ntrmttntl r sprdcll.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# can i buy a vowel?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:36, archived)
# I counted y as a vowel (on the end of the first, second and fourth words).
That may be excessively radical vowel surgery.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# yeah...
...i just flatlined____________________________________________.
(edit)OH!...I JUST GOT IT!....good one!...whew!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# :)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU WANT GRONKPAN
GOD
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 6:18, archived)
# He needs to work on his ironing skills !
No ticky no laundly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
# which one is hitler again?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
# PRESIDENT TAFT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
# that's not a real name.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:15, archived)
# feel free to delete the image above.
...*hurls*!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# hi there cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:03, archived)
# 3 guesses...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# LETS HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS TAHKCALB...???...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
# He hasn't posted anything for almost a month.
This is a sub-optimal state of affairs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:01, archived)
# plotting terrors and baking cupcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:01, archived)
# I got this picture on my low light camera
It shows how bad the Raccoon vs Turkey Gang problems still are in Central Park.
I am amazed the Police in New York try to deny this is still happening.
This picture shows the shocking truth.


Click for Bigger Truth! (242KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# woo, I say!
 
THEY NEED YOUR TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)
# they can have mine
i have a spare
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# ? (o_0) I don't have a clue what you're on about...
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# PENETRATION
 
www.qwantz.com/archive/000888.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# WE'LL BE LIKE "HELLO T-REX".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
# WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US IN SOME ILLEGAL DRUGS, NEIGHBOUR?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:17, archived)
# ice age...
...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# those turkeys are in for a lot of hurt
set aside a couple of dead ones for my Thanksgiving holiday snacking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# i'm betting on the turkeys...
...the raccoon isn't a very good shot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# dumbass berds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# turkeys have deflector sheilds - fact
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# facts are lies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I normally post this in the day-time...
But it's done now, so here you go.



And for those of you who have missed it before:



(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER
 
it is kinda cool but I can only see half a panel at a time on this monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Er...
Not without having to resize a fuck-load of stuff. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I GUESS I'LL WAIT FOR THE BOOK THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# max payne innit
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Yep,
That's certainly an influence.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# invetigator, please help me find my butter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# that looks nifty
bit hard to read, but hey, IT LOOKS NIFTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# yeah, if you ever release these together i'd make the text bigger
other than that, i thoroughly enjoyed it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# That's fecking woosome that is
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# please remove your finger from my nostril, sir
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# this is fuckin' awesome!...
...great style!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:52, archived)
# she wakes up years later no time has passed nothing has changed no news is good news she says
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
I had to draw that with my left hand because my right's a bit fucked up this week
LET'S DRAW PICTURES WITH OUR GAMMY LITTLE HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Tribble cat!
THERE'LL BE 1000'S BY TOMORROW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Merkins, captain. Merkins.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Heavy sleepin' breather kitty looks content . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# lovely :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Woo, WOO, woo woo,
WOOOOOO
/close encounters
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# The eyes disturb me more than the mouths!
Eep...

*edit*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# CATCHY CATCHY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# radi-cool.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# ahhhahhhahaaahhah
 
perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
#
Ominous Hovercat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I like this
it pleases meh
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# High praise indeed
from one who's work I have admired greatly of late. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# In that case . . . I like it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# o hai, sorry, just playing my cello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# awwwwwwwww!
 
all well with you and the gang?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# the gang's fine, but i'm a mess.

squee says hello, and i made them a toy: jasperbocks rider.

you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# awwwww, Squee!
 
that's great.
Did you see this peculiar device in my favourites?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxiY3iJnGgc
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# i did!
my gang has one, dad #1 bought it, but it's a circular one, not a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# It looks like fun.
and possibly sturdy enough that I wouldn't break it accidentally in the dark or while drunk (or both).

but you can buy all the cat toys you like and they will still favour a dead leaf or your cigarette lighter
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# tinfoil balls and cardboard boxes will always win with my gang.
or a dripping faucet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i recognise that admonishing bunrab.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# he cheated on you...
...but you were the first!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:13, archived)
# not usually, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)
# This is right before they
spray aerosol oven cleaner in his face, no?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Shock Waves

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# wAVY, gRAVY
Also, get the FUCK out of America..at least until March.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Thinking is the best way to travel . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# they may be terrible to experience, but they're still better than wok shaves.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Now yer cookin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# with gas. or maybe just fumes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# truly...
mez-mer-EYE-zing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh

*edit* Old Viz Top Tips joke, hence the repetition, but fuggit, I'm posting it anyway, you bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] rants
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I like this because it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# coin toss hating
the new way to decide!

i'm off to drool over yesterday's last man standing.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Sweet drools !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Skin it back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Haha, what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# That's what I was thinkin' !
I'm slayin'n mysef . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# elizabethan auto foreskin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I always wondered what those things were for . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# it's good that she does
higher risk of infection otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# It helps to think a head . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hide away, also, get the fuck out of America, a nuke's gonna go off early next year...also..
Hello, I'm here to put an RFID chip in your arm.
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Free micro wave dinners for everybody !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# You jest, but seriously, something bad is gonna happen next year.
Also, you know gun sales in the US are through the roof, since Obama announced that he wants to confiscate them?

Plus his plans for a 'civilian army' as well funded as the US military.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# No doubt . . . however . . . I'm a firm believer that something really good is going to happen also !
The Reconstruction-Reclamation Corp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Fair enough.
I have relatives in Florida and I've convinved them to move out to Canada. If nothing happens, feel free to call me a cockducking-jesus-smoker.

Just remember that Biden, Powell, Albright and Brzezinski have said that an international crisis is coming that will test Obama.

Plus
www.dailynewscaster.com/2008/10/21/australian-pm-kevin-rudd-nuke-strike-would-make-911-insignificant/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# UNSPECIFIC THREAT!
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# There are numerous sources to this out there.
When a nuke goes off in the US early next year, I won't be happy. But at least I'll know it was coming.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I have lived through this threat since the early sixties . . .
it will not get any more fear out of me than road rash . . . if so . . . BINGO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# This isn't scare tactics, major players in the US government have stated on record..
That a MAJOR event is going to happen that will test Obama.

I'm really quite serious.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I know you are . . . and I'm fine with that . . .
I on the other hand believe in all that is good . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# AMERICA, is FUCKED!
Obama wants a civilan army as powerful as the US military, his website recently deleted information relating to this.

You guys have the CARBON TAX coming which will cripple the economy.

Plus the fact that he, I say he, Obama controls NOTHING, recently appointed, 'Rahm Emanuel' as one of his chief advisors. Check out that psychos history.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# We shall see what we shall see !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I'm not making this shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I know your not . . .
That's why I say . . . you keep a vigil eye . . . you're good at it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Of course there will be, there ALWAYS IS.
They're getting people ready for when Obama has to make a real decision, which every leader has to do eventually, not everyone will like it.

They're not saying they're planning a holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Obama, makes..are you listening?
NO DECISIONS.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# That's because he isn't President until January.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Even when he is.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Patented Futuroscope eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Independent news sources.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# So that's a yes, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Have you read that article?
Every one of those quotes is someone talking about unforseable events that inevitably crop up. Which of those people, in their right minds, would go to the press saying "Yee-haw, we gonna nuke ya!"?

It's just people taken out of context and with a false conclusion shoehorned in at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Check the stuff I've put on /links, Colin Powell has stated SPECIFIC dates when this will happen.
He's on video, SAYING it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I doubt it. Or, y'know, someone would have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Other than crazies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# *what* specific dates?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
#
“The problems will always be there and there’s going to be a crisis which will come along on the 21st, 22nd of January that we don’t even know about right now".

www.b3ta.com/links/More_Colin_Powell_on_Meet_the_Press_10_19_2008
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# When the 23rd comes if nothing has happened I hope you understand I'll be very pissed off.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# murphies law
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I get that cliche alot.
But I don't rely on TV for my news.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It's nice to know that you're vigalant . . .
Another perspective never hurt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# he's not announced anything of the sort
Republican gun owners are fearful that a Democratic president might try and tighten up gun sales, and are taking the opportunity to stock up before this happens.

you do realise in the unlikely event of a nuke reaching the US (son of star wars should actually work amazingly enough) and detonating then you're gonna be hauled in for this post?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Ashamed as I am to say this.
There are other ways of nuclear weaponry being detonated than being fired by missile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Oh great, i had an article on this, but I can't find it.
I'm a Brit, but look, if you're a yank, and you have firearms, get ready to give them up.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# i'm not a yank
and Lord Mue, yes there are, but the most likely method would be missile based.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Depends on who is firing off the nuke. Most terrorists and/or small countries simply don't have missiles that will fire that far.
America's biggest defences against missiles are the Atlantic and the Pacific.

Except against us, nuclear subs ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hee hee...
...head games.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] How to confuse a daily mail reader


Fixed
(thefwf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# replace their heads with tomato sauce?
cunning, i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I'm not even getting involved in this one. ;)
Just wanted to say I started watching top gear and That little Fiat is fantastic.
My sister came up to visit not long ago as she was on the Ducati corse team who were supporting North West Ducati at the British Superbikes recently.
She turned up in a Fiat 500 Arbath. Turns out that was her company car for any Ducati events on the road in the UK this year ( Ducati are owned by Fiat ).
I had a little spin in the countryside here. It was amazing. No practical use whatsoever but huge fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# it does look like fun.
it also looks like a small car that i could actually fit in to.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# bags of fun
but still gave me the impression of a noddy car from the outside :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# yes, a noddy car.
being 6'6" i yearn to own a small comedy car. i nearly bought a Reliant Kitten last year, but it needed a couple of windows.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# in the roof?
for your head? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# not quite, but close
edit.... interestingly, the Kitten was designed by the same agency who designed Luke Skywalker's XP-34 Landspeeder.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# loved your appearance in
The Simpsons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# eh?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
#
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Very_Tall_Man

I'm off back to Top Gear. It should be finished about the time James Bond is done.

night night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# oh gotcha!
and goodnight
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# my dad (6'4")
had something in the 60s that he couldn't quite fit in, so he took the seat out.

apparently the original Mini was the only small car he could fit into. he can't get into the new minis though cos there's too much shite in them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# my dad (6'4") had a mini pick-up
the last time i was in a mini, it rolled.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# bloody hell, i'm jealous now!
it handles really well, too. does it get decent mileage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm not sure Smash.
It's not going to be anything like the basic 500 and will depend upon how you thrash it. I only had 20 minutes in it and Sis only had it on the few days a year she's out with the Ducati Corse racing team.

If you want real jealous then she's going to Milan for Troy Bayliss' retirement party.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# that goes waaay beyond jealous!
i'd happily swap a weekend at silverstone with a lamborghini diablo thrown in for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# post a 465.61 kB .PNG?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# is it me, or does he have a
HUGE FUCKIN HAND

g'night x
(sarah90 >you, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I have a huge fucking hand you're quite welcome to it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# :'(
I do consider this a great injustice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# :( Schnookums
:((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# how did you find out my nickname?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# oh noes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# you talk in your sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# well that should be heard by no one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# you'd think that, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# must have to fill up a huge fucking image
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# 465>100 kB please link or learn to optimise...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Look what you've done. By having a go at him you've now wasted another 290k of my intermawebs!
INTERMAWEBS IS A NON RENEWABLE RESOURCE YOU KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I REMEMBER WHEN I HAD KILOBYTES IN TUBES. I NOW HAVE NO KILOBYTES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# 291kb > 100kb
still a tad too large
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# at least he's trying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Oh noes! You posted an image that is larger than the arbitrary number in the FAQ.
It's the end of the intermawebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# im aware that it is arbitary,
www.b3ta.com/board/6644184

but this image needn't be larger than say 60kB
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# The things with having a go at people are that;
1) They either just give in and fuck off.
2) Or they actually optimise the picture but posting the new one simply adds to the size of the first big one in your cache and you end up downloading more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# personally you end up downloading more, but other people don't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# And everyone else who was browsing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# we end up getting more
but future generations are saved the pain.
The objective of the comments should be to ensure that the user becomes aware of what they have done wrong and ensures it does not happen in the future, really.
I don't mind big files usually. It's a genuine enough mistake due to not knowing anything about file data size and a quiet word can fix it for next time.
It's rarely done on purpose to annoy, apart from a few usual subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# poor guy
all over his bowl of bananas and everything
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# GET DOWN, GET DOWN..
JUNGLE BOOGIE..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Try using .jpg for photos.
.gif and .png are for block colour pictures usually.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Don't be a plastic vicar. He should use a .bmp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# .tiff FTW
DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING TSATSER?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# NO, YOU VELCRO-FACED SHIT-BREATHING DICK-URCHIN.
Lets never fight again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# FUCKING .PDF
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# STOP MAKING ME CRY FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Physical size
was not the issue. Data size was so you should save it as an optimised JPG under 100kb. Failing that upload it to the b3ta uploader and have it do the clever bits for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Aha!
Were you at the Chris Addison gig the other week as well then? Nice one :D

xx
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)

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