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OK, LETS HAVE A VOTE..

Should i just stop this charade and give up?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

Guess

i'll just give up then. :(

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:44, archived)

no keep going

I thought that was funny

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:54, archived)

Kittens really hate polar bears

(johnsod, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:20, archived)

whoooosh!

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:22, archived)

hehe

That's a great use for the bean bag kitty!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:28, archived)

Ha ha!

That made me laugh. If I was drinking milk, it would have run out my nose. Good job I wasn't, eh?

(gavD, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:35, archived)

Iain Duncan Smith's Doodles

Revealed much about himself.

by antonye

(antonye, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

Super-duper bootleg of the day....

Nelly Furtado - Turn Off The Lights (Yogie Reggae mix)
excuse the quality, it's from vinyl (probably the worst pressing i've ever seen!)

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)

did you do that?

it's cool

here's one I did

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six50, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:22, archived)

i wish i had

i think it's sublime! (it's what the original should sound like - she's got a great voice, just horrible poppy production)
i picked it up in 7" at weekend.

good bootleg btw,
talking of Liberty X, did you see Bo Selecta! with them on, it made my cry with laughter

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

here's some of mine

My DJ Stick and Move
(Richy Rich 'My DJ (Pump it up some)'
and New Flesh 'Stick and Move')
did that live on decks!

Still American DREam
(Dr Dre 'Still D.R.E.' and Jakatta 'American Dream')

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:33, archived)

am downloading both

will report back, if the thread hasn't disappeared

(ED: as if you care...)

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:35, archived)

how could you say such a thing

i bet you don't spazz and read this anyway!

hehe

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:18, archived)

That's

Excellent.

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VeryGnawty, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:50, archived)

woo to nothing in particular

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

I wonder if this will sync

hmm is there a way to get pics to post side by side?

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

wahey!

lookatem go!

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

kittens! form a phalanx!

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:22, archived)

um!

you said phalanx!

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)

I think I got it from the Romans in Asterix

dictionary.com says

A body of heavy-armed infantry formed in ranks and files close and deep. There were several different arrangements, the phalanx varying in depth from four to twenty-five or more ranks of men.

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:27, archived)

"Kittens! Form a phallus!"

easy mistake to make

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:36, archived)

Frankenstein

has cloned no-hands? Blimey.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

Another great leap for kittenkind!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:26, archived)

While no-one was looking

Ralph decided to get some practice in.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

I likey that

woo and yay, more surfing kittens please

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

woo

nice!

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

we done a new website

and were wondering what u think
clicky new windyhope you like

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Mr Fancyteeth, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

Its lovely,

I love the yellow.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)

that is really good

One bugette - on the guestbook pop-up window, some text gets cropped off the bottom of the window.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

i just really like your stuff

so it's probably no surprise to say that I liked it lots.

My favourite is the one where everyone is investing in cats. "Cats, you say?" etc.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)

it's very good

nice and easy to find everything

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)

lovely

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:32, archived)

you

talented bastards.

(crazymum, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:34, archived)

fan

dabboid

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

you stole my company colour!

animations kick some top notch ass tho

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wingphil, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

excellente

top darts

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:45, archived)

thank you everyone

you are all lovely

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Mr Fancyteeth, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:51, archived)

Hurray!

That's very nice.
Boo to the Observer's editor. They have no idea.

(tomsk, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:52, archived)

suppose i had to do it. Jesus this guy scares me...

/takes lack of hummus and fucks off...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

Mummy

Take the hurt away mummy!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:13, archived)

'scuse me

can you point me at the ur-mcrirrick picture?

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littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:33, archived)

thats the most disturbing image

i've seen in a while

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wingphil, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:44, archived)

Jackos latest operation didn't go too well..

(Dod, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

His nose still looks like a clit

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)

Remind me

never to aproach your girlfriend !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:59, archived)

unless it's from behind

and you're wearing safety goggles and are armed with a cattle prod

(

new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

but thats my

usual method of attack

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

morning mate...

did you get the code yesterday?

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

secrets of stonehenge:

www.bloggerheads.com/images/queenmumteeth.jpg
/spazz

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

am i the only person

who thinks jacko hasn't taken his surgery far enough yet? i think he needs to go much much futher now, forget the human look and go all out to be a pioneer of the cyborg generation...

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:13, archived)

I like your thinking

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

hello aub

you free?

have m3ss333aeafdsfafhed you

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)

i called your website "shit"

yesterday. hope you know i was only joking... :(

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:33, archived)

course i do

not only can i dish it out, i can take it too

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:37, archived)

oh good

you're a wanker by the way ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

so speaks the

man who cant even be bothreed to come up with a decent user name.
silly sod.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

mooooooooooooo

oooooo

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wingphil, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:45, archived)

Well said,

Do I know you?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:49, archived)

at least i didnt put 2000

after my name!
that's sooooo Yahoo!Chat ! :-p

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:52, archived)

Is it?

In that case...I dont care.
I was thinking of changing it to Bovine 2K or just Bovine.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:54, archived)

just bovine.

none of this 2k business.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:56, archived)

I might try it out

for the day.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

oooh you look slimmer! :)

a new man!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:01, archived)

Bovine would be fine

as no-one ever puts the 2000 in when they are talking about you behind your back

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:58, archived)

2000

is so 2 years ago!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

Man's best friend ?

Theres only one way to find out thought Arnold.

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:50, archived)

Gandalf The White

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custard, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:47, archived)

wahey

Discokingpin - this is your future

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:48, archived)

fine by

me.

Look at him go!

(thediscokingpin, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

hahaha!

nice

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:51, archived)

He wants your ring

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

but

only to destroy it!
great pic :)

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

Weird.

I'm listening to that Nelly Furtado MP3 that's up the board a bit, and he's dancing to it. Perfectly synced.

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VeryGnawty, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:45, archived)

you really really <i>really<i>

have to make him dance

edit: ooh that didn't work
edit: oh he does dance. ignore me.

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wingphil, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:47, archived)

Frankie Say

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Bob Scene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:49, archived)

He so shocked...

Oh No!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)

why menub

with these kitties you are really spoiling us.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)

ive been going a bit kitten

crazy recently. they are lovely thingies :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

hehehe

I love that kat

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)

picture

of the day.
Everyone go home.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)

oooh much praise from the izb :)

tankyou.
i am not a one frontpage wonder now.. i feel all speshul.
woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:13, archived)

Top Draw,

that man.
Likey muchly.
Woo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)

aheeheehee

he great

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:47, archived)

lovely

what a dapper kitty

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)

haha!

did he forget his sandwiches?

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)

his perfectly round mouth

keeps reminding me of those blow-up dolls.

What is wrong with me?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:58, archived)

Hang on,

...I've got a list somewhere...

*tee hee*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)

grrrr...

you're just on a whole "charm offensive" today, int you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

Am I?

Sorry, I was only being silly.
I feel bad now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:04, archived)

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:07, archived)

hmmmmmm....

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)

hahaha!

go on! it's your birthday afterall, treat yourself

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:16, archived)

do you?

Marvellous! Job done. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

*sniff*

Sorry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:11, archived)

There, there.

You just be nice now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:19, archived)

You own too many

blow up dolls?

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chthonic, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:12, archived)

thats

lovely

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

that is

great

(

curry monster, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

be afraid

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)

Where

Did you get the image of those people running away from?
Eggcellent!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)

Ta, getty's Images is the place to go

clicky
It's very good

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:49, archived)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)

hehe

that was quick

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:50, archived)

raw materials

no potatoshop at work!!!

enjoy!!

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:31, archived)

i did that once,

with a dumper truck into someones garden.
well, i was only 16 at the time.

(HyperdogElsewhere, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)

you

dropped a bomb into someone's garden??? where did you work?

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

it had a cubic metre of cement in the bucket,

made a right mess.

(HyperdogElsewhere, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)

sweet

;)

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)

like this?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:46, archived)

The poor driver

is panicking!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:50, archived)

That has to be

a frontpager

(thediscokingpin, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

Now what you gotta ask yourself

is did I shoot six kittens? Or just five?

(

littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:28, archived)

it's my

biiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrtttthhhhdaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:28, archived)

aw that's nice

so - I won't be mean to you today then. No mention of cake or nuffink.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:31, archived)

no mention of cake?

On a birthday? Aw come on...

And the best thing about a birthday, you see, is that when you have your cake, you're actually allowed... to... ee...

OK I'll stop there, shall I?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)

look

my sides are splitting. they are actually splitting.
due to all the cake i've eaten

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

to you!

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)

woo!

happy boifday!

(

munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)

happy

wooyayday to you!

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)

happy birthday to ya!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(

Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)

according to russell grant

"October 8 has a magnetic personality and while this may be an advantage in work, it's pretty damn awful for the nearest and dearest at home. "

more

PS Russell's already scoffed all your birthday cake and iced gems

(

littlebean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)

advantage in

work? haaaaaa ha ha ha ha. russell grant's an idiot. a big fat idiot. who had my cake and ate it.

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)

you're not wrong

it should say "advantage at work"

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

happy birthday too yoo

squashed tomatoes and stew

May kittens fill your every waking moment today.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)

and

rabbits.

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)

and

pangolins!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:36, archived)

and

sasquatch!!

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

and

moon moles.

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)

and

Badgers.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)

and

lorises. Slender ones especially.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)

ooh, slow

lorises?

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)

let's not forget baby foxes!

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:03, archived)

Eh?

Fill what? Waking moment you say?

(sasquatch, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)

Happy Birthday!

La la la laaaaaa!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

happy bday mate...

whooo!

(Rockbus, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)

Woo and yay

It's mine too. I feel old.

(His Majesty King Raam, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:36, archived)

woooo

for you too. i feel old as well.
to combat this, i just think of fat boab, then i feel all young again

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:38, archived)

right. you just blew it.

and there was I prepared to be all nice and everything. Just you watch it skinnymalinky.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)

I walked across the Meadows

last week and the sight of all that youth being youthful didn't help.

(His Majesty King Raam, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)

HAPPY

BIRFDAY :D

*happy birthday to yoooooooooou, happy birthday to yoooooooooou, happy birthday to stoooooooooofer...

happy birthday to you!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

salutations and congratulations

from the united nations

Kofi says hi too

(

Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You only told me yesterday and I'd already forgotten...

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)

you big spacker

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)

You just jealous

you're not a special person like me.

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)

ha ha

do you have special shoes?

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:46, archived)

Special shoes?

I dunno what you're on about, maybe it's only you that has special shoes...

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:49, archived)

that'll teach

me to do running gags that only me sister would get.

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)

*checks for signs of being Stouffers sister*

Yeah you're right.

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)

in our family its jokes about

special Schools

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:10, archived)

in our family

its me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:21, archived)

maybe

he meant special scholls...

(

rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)

oooooooh

Harpy Biffday. have one (whatever it may be) for me

(Jim Pooley, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)

Hooray

for October birthdays!

Happy Birthday!

(

chthonic, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

This simple change amused me...

(Rockbus, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:25, archived)

Well, you know what they say.

'Simple things...

(

Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)

I feel like the cat this morning...

full of joy and hope for the day ahead!!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:24, archived)

Woo!

What a happy kitty!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:26, archived)

lovely.

lovely lovely lovely

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:29, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

Lovely!

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:29, archived)

me too.

I found a tenner on the pavement this morning. Woo!

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)

and me!

I am wearing my new, white, fluffy jumper which is stylish, sexy and snuggly all at the same time. This makes me happy.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)

i guess

you're not an old man then, doctor?

(MonkeyMan in Mourning, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)

an old man?

*laughs 'till tears run down face*

No. I am a highly foxy young female thing.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)

A female thing?

Which particular female thing are you?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

Me too!

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)

No,

that's just her normal expression.

runs....hides

like you lots really

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shindig, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:47, archived)

Me too!

I've just completed my mask made of human skin.

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)

that is

possibly the funniest thing i have ever read. woooo for everyone this morning.

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:47, archived)

That was mine, can i have it back please?

and to prove im not trying it on, mine had a picture of the queen belming on it

(Jim Pooley, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:49, archived)

that's great!

look at the jaunty angle on that hat

(

bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)

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