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errr, dont mean to get funny

esapecially as im not sure im right as ive not seen either of the entries

but

isnt that the second time crash bonsai has appeared in the blog?

(skagg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)

oops - is it?

bugger. I'll check.

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:54, archived)

02/09/02

(skagg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:59, archived)

You are right!!

[edit] the other one has fallen off the bottom of the blog I think...and it is quite classy ;-) hehehehehe

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:56, archived)

fairynuff

all gone now.

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:59, archived)

nonononono

keep it there if its as worth it as people say

i might go look at it now

(skagg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:01, archived)

shut up

you skagg
;oP

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:56, archived)

fuck me

just went to delete 1230 emails from my deleted items folder in OE. I swear I heard this sound just before my computer melted:
www.3dcafe.com/sounds/computer/pacman2.wav

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)

Fido? Fetch! Fetch! Good boy! Fetch!

Arrragh! NO! DROP FIDO! DROP!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)

haha!

Dogs are SO STUPID

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itwontbeeasy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:49, archived)

Awwwww,

dead doggie.

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)

he looks like he's getting told off too.

Right, me off to see bob dino, MisterA and sminry in pub. Woo.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:01, archived)

Bah.

Don't anybody drink in central lunun?

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)

Do!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:07, archived)

i do

i drink in central london alot

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:29, archived)

Isn't that an urban legend style thing...

about the two guys poaching on a frozen lake?

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)

If you notice,

The Hallowe'en bash flyer is now blogged on the front page.

It says fancy dress is optional. Fair enough.

But I say anyone who doesn't dress up is a poosy.

That's just my opinion, of course. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:31, archived)

Surely B3tans should

attend in normal clothes, and then photoshop fancy dress on afterwards?

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)

you star

that's what I'll do, and that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
=)

edit - GRR! Dr Pk, I forgot the apostrophe. I am evil, and also lazy. I literally cannae be arsed to put it in. I'll do it later. Or something

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)

we'll let you off with a caution this time

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)

or wear

bright coloured tight fitting lycra catsuits

so they will be easy to autoselect from the background of course

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)

Believe me...

that's not something you'll be wanting me to do.

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)

this is

the new funniest thing i've ever heard

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)

it's purely

pragmatic for potatoshopping purposes

i don't have a catsuit though, so if i go i will wear a my tweed suit, flat cap with shot gun slung over shoulder (hey it is kentish town ;-p ) - did you know jon snow from channel4 news lives near the pub - shall we invite him?)

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:49, archived)

I think he'd come

but he'd bring crab-blokes dad with him..

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)

was that

supposed to just fly over my head?

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)

I think his dad

works with him or something.. But I might have imnagined it :)

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

i seem

to remember that conversation. i spend too long on here.

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bananaman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:06, archived)

thought you were

supposed to wear a fancy dress

(fid, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)

hah!

I'd settle for that.

Pep? Skin-tight lycra or a costume?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)

I usually wear lycra,

would be more of a change to not dress up at all...
(I look scary enough as i am anyway)

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:49, archived)

oh come ooooooooooooooooon...

it'll be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun...
gwarngwarngwarngwarngwarngwarngwarn!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)

I think I'll just

get a ginger wig and come as pep and rob.

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:56, archived)

watch it you - you can scare people a little too much ;-)

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:01, archived)

wooooooooooooooo

what should i wear? what should i wear?

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)

something really scary

like a DPK mask
*ducks and runs*

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beardman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)

heh...

Although judging by your profile, of course, you won't need to dress differently to be in Hallowe'en costume.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)

touche!

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beardman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)

I can

send you her skirt if you like?
I will give it back some day DrP

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)

bah

I bet you've ended up using it as a loo-cleaning rag, haven't you...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

But

only the upstairs loo, not the outside one :)

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)

gee,

thanks. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

oh wow

do you make www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com ? it was such an inspiration to me when i was working on www.borbonesa.co.uk you are a class act

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aubergene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

The Wife and Nicey make it

and are indeed an inspiration to us all :) Woo!

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)

Aw, shucks

wonders away blushing

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:53, archived)

Well, I'm going as a witch

in a frankly great costume which I've been honing down to a fine art for years.

You should go as a zombie with some nice porridge make-up. Boy look better in gross costumes, girls look better in foxy costumes. As a general rule. I think.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)

I will go as

Alfonzo, cos I always do.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)

Yay!

Yay for Alfonzo!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:46, archived)

you going to take your army

so can kill more of my soldiers and tanks

i shall be coming as Jeremy Speake minus the goatee and annoying voice and habits

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)

Ha ha!

I marmalised tomsk too...

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:56, archived)

mattyboy

beat me as well

and on that note i am going home
ta ra till tommorrow

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)

smirny's destroying me though

Gotta go too - see ya all!

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)

kappa jacket

kappa hat
kappa trousers
reeboks

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)

and a pipe

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)

Yes.

(tomsk, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)

ah, it's good

now we're back conversing in a virtual world.

edit: for the real world is a scary place.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)

yes

i need to defend myself with either beer, smokes or the interweb in order to have a sensible conversation these days

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:46, archived)

i find using

a series of masks to convey different emotions helps.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)

why?

did you overdose on botox injections?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:54, archived)

no, but

i discovered today that i look like a jaundiced baby that's been hit with a shovel, so i'm trying to hide my natural features.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:59, archived)

I think i'll just turn myself inside out instead of wearing a costume.

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)

Hallowe'en in my town is treated VERY seriously

We go for it more than USA.

it's like... if you DON'T dress up, YOU are the freak.

@ Derry, N Ireland.

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)

in salford

it's like that every day.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:37, archived)

leave salford alone, its bloody top and i live there!

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Mosschops, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:31, archived)

We have

something similar on New Year Eve in my home town of St. Ives in Cornwall, 25,000 mashed people in fancy dress every year - and the look of embarrassment on those not dressed up.

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djdirect, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:53, archived)

i couldn't agree more

no backing out now, damn

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)

dammit

left my costume box 'in care' back in oz
i had:
cowboy (made of real cow)
luke skywalker (yes, i'm a geek)
rocky horror (too old and fat for that now, anyways)
arab (gen-ewe-wine head-dress and all)
etc. etc. etc.

hmm, now what can I rustle up in 3 weeks?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

Bah

I'm going to see Underworld that night.
Have fun anyhows.

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itwontbeeasy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

am gonna try and make it down

however i think i inadvertanly invited friends from london up here that weekend, the irony of it all.

i'll see if i can pull some strings as i really don't want to miss it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)

Well if I don't make it,

I refer you all to my profile, from *last* Halloween :)

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:01, archived)

very inviting

but isn't wolverine your other half, or am i thinking of someone else?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:08, archived)

he's a...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:29, archived)

elvis lookie-likey

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pep, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)

Secret...

something...drinker?

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)

check the pic properties

It'll give the game away

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:44, archived)

lemonade i think you'll find

however he could be sneaking down to make sweet love to a cold chicken carcass.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

Fire in the hole !

affirmitave.

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

i love that ad

it's his creaky voice as he finally admits the truth

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:01, archived)

Rod Jane and Freddy say...

don't ask me why

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)

um, why?

/coat

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beardman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)

because they're dirty

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)

ahem...

i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

(Wilzon321, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 18:15, archived)

wow

is this real?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)

almost as much as this

(LazyBastard, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)

as real as this one!

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curry monster, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)

I hear

that won some sort of award...
:)

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LittlePixel, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:46, archived)

that is ooberwoo

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:40, archived)

IDS liked to attend the Tory Conference Film Nite...

...in fancy dress

(fishbush, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)

Blimey.

I'd vote for him.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)

you'd have to

or he'd wait in a dark alley for you.

then pounce...

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:28, archived)

How does

he do that with his teeth?

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)

I have a problem

with my puter

I don't believe that because of this work are asking me to
do a some more pics for a presentation!

(Pickled_Herring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:16, archived)

yup! i think i know what the problem is...

you aren't logged in to b3ta!

(\/\/iLL, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)

How is my driving?

And the original at sick-making speed

(moobat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:15, archived)

slow it down a tad

and you're onto a winner :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:17, archived)

You're right, it's making me feel sick watching it!

(moobat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)

Time for me to revive this.

(Pickled_Herring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)

First the Lego Escher house, and now this

My brain hurts.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:24, archived)

Fast!

Hmmm. Warning, road sign meme ahead.

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:24, archived)

bling bling!

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)

that's so cuuute!

right I'm off home...to surf!

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Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)

CUTE!

you say that to him, and he'd pop a cap in yo'ass!

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)

letterman

did any stateside b3tans catch last night's letterman?

your caribbean correspondent here thought the 'things the FDA didn't approve' very b3tan: 'tropicana 100% pulp', cigarettes for kittens &c...

(topulatis, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:11, archived)

kittens smoking???

how dreadful it must be to live in the caribbean where it is so warm and beautiful. You poor soul, we feel for you...

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Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)

not to worry

i'll be back in uk by the weekend!

(topulatis, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)

oi ya

bloody lurker!!!

/tart

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popt_art, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)

With a deep sigh...

Cyril began his most hated Sunday job.

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:10, archived)

Fantastic!

love it Arf! and Rah!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:12, archived)

He'd rather be...

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:12, archived)

awwww

so cute

(Altrezia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)

poor cyril.

Mind, at least he's got a garden.

I dream of having a garden again...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)

You can have ours...

we're not using it.

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:17, archived)

we have

a garden. but we don't know how to get into it.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)

It's not one of those

secret gardens is it?

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)

Just think about mowing the lawn

with the next door's mower. That'll put you off.

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:20, archived)

pfft...

Like I'd be doing that!

No, I want some sitting-down space, a veg garden, a herb garden, and a bit of grass. I'm not really fussed about flowers. Maybe a tree. Or two. And some chickens... and a pig, for winter, and to keep the orchard clear... yeah, that'd do...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)

And a cow for the fresh milk,

and you could kill your own pigeons and eat them, and maybe have some bees...

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)

Bees!

Excellent idea.

I'm not eating pidgeon though. Might get in some quails or something.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:53, archived)

ypu don't want a garden

loads of hassle, and one of the local cat has taken a shine to shitting in mine.

swift kick up the jacksey next time i see him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:28, archived)

Tray

Bow!

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:17, archived)

With a deep sigh...

nice

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)

That's utter class

It is

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Tart Monkey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 19:47, archived)

Nice one dude..........

.............. and I'd like to assure you my prarie dog posting was mere coincidence.

How do you spell "prarie" anyway?

(zutlewurdle, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)

blow my hamster

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:09, archived)

The Battle of Boing

If I've spelt Boing wrong, someone tell me, so I can fix it, all this wigger speak has left me unsure of what it should look like

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)

Boyne

I really wish I didn't know that..

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)

I know what the original was (that's how I got the Orange Banner around the pic)

Its that it looks like BO!
ing, thanks to all the westwood wank

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)

near the river of the same name.

me remembers.
forgot the useful stuff mind.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)

Heh - 1690

No surrender! Ulster says no!
/shoot me before I go on...

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)

*BANG!*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)

there was always that risk wasn't there

best dodge the red hand defenders

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)

I wish I didn't too..........

er, yup

(DeGremlin, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 17:11, archived)

Listen up people! And listen good!

You like guns?
you like cars?
You like chicks?
You like chicks in bikinis?
You want all of this?
Clickie here for bikini bandits launch party information!
posted and hosted my me for Doktored

WOO!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)

wicked

wish i could go

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:09, archived)

Oh aye,

this aint technically *spam* nor *plug* because
A) its about chicks with guns.
and b) see A)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:09, archived)

Oh yes it is,

and out of sheer protest, I am going home.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)

Neener neener

:)
And so what?
Anyhow, I can't go (me in Oireland) so you aint getting my guest passes then!
*muhahahahahahha*

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:18, archived)

spam thread

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:22, archived)

do you just need to email them to get on the guest list then?

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)

I suppose so..

It has nothing to do with me at all, except I share me office with them.
Worth a go I expect.

(and sorry all for spamming. If you're that offended..... WOW, look! Up there! Something really good! Go on now, its great!)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:23, archived)

no way offended mate

that looks like an awesome party

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:25, archived)

I'll see if I can transfer me

guesties to you then....

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:29, archived)

wow...

that would be superb

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)

i wanna go

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)

What really happened in Las Vegas...

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)

You can't see that, can you?

/smashes computer to pieces

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)

I can.

But its a bit bleeding big like.

*edit*
i.e. Its four hundred K!!
Needs to be no more than 100 really, or post as a linky.

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itwontbeeasy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:03, archived)

Den Boyz need kitting out @

www.pimphats.com ?

(jellylegs, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)

Cor!!

Whos sisters are THOSE?

(Wilzon321, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 18:20, archived)

Brown gets fed up of more pertinent questions from upstart journos

Click here for animated and arguably more amusing version...

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)

404 [edit: ah there it is]

What is more amusing is your user name.

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ooh..anus!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)

snafafrakinggoddamnedcrappylycosbastards

Some links:
Animated: members.lycos.co.uk/shavedchimp/browna.gif
Still: members.lycos.co.uk/shavedchimp/brownzap1.gif

There is a story behind my user name. It is what my brother and I christened Martin Keown several years ago e.g. "Christ, have Arsenal shaved a chimp and put him in defence?"

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)

Terry Nutkins....just before he got done for animal jiggery pokery!

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M@rkoni, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

hey

that nigger looks just like John Otterway

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:54, archived)

i was about to be shocked then

but i remembered what you were all doing.

bo.

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)

mouthfull of tea

have you met mr monitor?

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)

strange!

i tried wet finger in dog's ear first!
that then led me to try otter's anus...
nutkins was a straight in the deep-end kinda bloke

(\/\/iLL, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:04, archived)

you're so sick

woo and yay

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beardman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:29, archived)

right then

if everyone else is playing silly beggars, then i'm having sing-along abba.
a one, a two, a one two three four

'take a chance, take a chance, take a take a chance chance. if you change your mind, i'm the first in line, honey i'm still free, take a chance on me.'

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)

*nips off to loos*

*returns in white satin jumpsuit with platform boots*

Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie, if you put me too the test, if you let me try!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

take a chance

on meeeeeeee,

take a chance on meeeeeeeee

(

stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)

If you're all alone!

When the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)

we can go dancing,

we can go walking, as long as we're together
listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)

'cos you know I've got!

So much that I wanna do!
When I dream I'm alone with you!
It's maaaaaaaaaaaaaagic!

You wanted to leave me there!
Afraid of a love affair!
But I think you know...
That I can't let go...

oo-er, I hope tomsk's not watching this...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)

aaahhhh

reminds me of getting pissed with me best mate and dancing the night away....
oh it was fun

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)

You're

mad.
Completely mad.

(tomsk, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)

abba

is the most depressing band in the world. Their songs are full of repressed panic and suicidal notions.

Honest.

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Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:54, archived)

shame on you

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bananaman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)

Have you not heard,

"I'm gonna hang a lang, myself to death."

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)

gimme gimme gimme (that bottle of vodka and some paracetamol)

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)

I'm afraid that country music sounds like S Club Juniors in comparison....

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Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)

and of course

Winner takes it all was written in the middle of a messy divorce over whatsisface having an affair, so they went on tour with his soon-to-be-ex-wife having to sing "And tell me does she kiss like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same when she calls your name?"

...which has always struck me as remarkably harsh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)

having your testicles

removed by a 1 toothed dog is harsh!

(\/\/iLL, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:00, archived)

that

is also harsh.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)

I'm going to have to go home now

thanks to that image.

Must try to post properly again soon!

(llamafriend, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:10, archived)

Do we have to grab our nuts?

To make sure we hit those notes?
*cringes at the thought*

(MiNK, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)

b3ta is like a normal umbrella, but it moulds vegetables.

Dunno if this is a glass cock, but it's a Surrealist Prior Art Generator.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)

new_matt is a deck of cards that runs on a single AA battery!

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)

raw-edge is a shirt button that traps small animals and follows you around.

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raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)

I'm going to patent myself

Indole Ring is a candle! It produces pure oxygen!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)

[my real name] is a sofa that's powered by a single hamster! It plays the American national anthem and is two inches tall.

[my full name] is a samurai sword that looks really, really good, sends and receives faxes and may cause drowsiness.

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)

Wow!

I want one of those hamster-powered sofas.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)

swap you for the oxygen-producing candle

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)

monkeyspunkmoped is like a normal Christmas tree, but it uses the Google API.

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:29, archived)

If it wasn't so late, I'd make a picture of this

No Hands is a shower head that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes!

It's also important to know that John McCrirrick is a fork that has an on-board dictionary and sticks to the skin.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)

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