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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Heh heh
Isn't it just.
You could also compo your first ever image. ;)
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Sunshine on the way?
Wooooo!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Good game, good game...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# haha...
nice to see old brucie getting in on the act...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# The fact that this is a well done picture
is diminished a bit by the fact that i have to right-click -> properties, read the file name, match up the file name to the picture, and.. aha!

And this is one with a recognisable celeb. The ones with non-entities/'too shopped to be obvious who they are' just end up giving me a blank. Perhaps this is my fault for not knowing them?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# :)
You have just won a cuddly toy and a Brucie strap-on
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# the last 3 words
just made me snort smoke out of my nostrils.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# merci
*parades around town*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Go on then...
...give us a twirl.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *twirls*
*brucie strap-on falls off*
*hides in shame*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *picks up strap-on*
*inserts batteries*
*tightens straps*
*passes to plentyofants*
There you go.
*pats on head*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# FRESH
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] anagrams? i'm still in anaonces!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# shit compo?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# nick clegg?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i'm no clegg!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Last of the
Bummer Wine?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# id leakage

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# looks almost female.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Pffft!
Nice!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I thought it was Sara Palin at first
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] mother in law

as quick and dirty as they come :(
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ahhh, woman, took me a minute
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# woo!
scroll down for some quicker, dirtier entries
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# indeed :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Late-night trilobite
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I like it
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# that makes me itchy
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# that's because it's crawling up your spine
:D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# EEP.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i love this!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Nazichickens?
I knew it, the chicken apokalypse is nigh...
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# fuck!
that looks like ribs AND chicken!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ooooh!
that's a bit nice
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# don't you have anything better to do?
I mean woo!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nice
extinct thingie!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Eviler Shoos
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# oh i didn't realise b3ta hosted deagostini
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I...
...don't know what you could possibly mean.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# U EDITID
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# TOAP with a side of ilovehorses?
sigh :-)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] This weeks sermon is on Womanizingwomanwomanizingwomanizing
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# M'eeeeh!
I press for a bullet-pointed explanation for compo entries after 11pm.

:)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# it's in the fucking filename, what more do you want?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Less of that language from you, young man
That's what I want.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# HA!
:D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# ah....
that's such a satisfying anagram...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Dildo Bile
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# YUCK!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# oh my
click
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# eeeeeeewwww
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] And another one...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Pfft!
Compo it?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Animate it.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# At work
Using paint. God I wish I could...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# like this?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I'm
now erect
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# There was a problem posting your message:
You must enter a subject.

I don't know what to say, i cannot stop looking at this
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] she's just trying to be a better singer
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ha!
Your pics are the tiniest ever :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# This one is smaller:
.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# That is not a picture!
It is a full stop.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Have you never zoomed in on a full-stop?
Each one is a miniature goatse.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# don't do it
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Gah!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# good things come in small packages
in which case i'm really, really bad...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Pfft!
But not as bad as you were n'est pas?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# nope
i get weighed on the 17th, i'll try to get online and tell you how much smaller i am :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Coolio!
Do you have any idea how much you have lost yet?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# last time i got weighed
was the beginning of last month, i was down six stones by then.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *fetches monocle*
*peers*

now what do we have here...aha!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# had to do it
i just hate her so much.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hehh
are you making these on your phone?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# nope
every time i download a pic, it seems to be really tiny. my phone is shit and lacks a camera.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# are you saving the thumbnails from google images?
they look the right dimensions for that.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# probably
i'm shit at this whole photograph manipulation lark.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# heheh
if you left click it takes you to the page with the full sized one on, or just click the 'See full-size image' link on the new page.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# i do sometimes
but smaller pictures please the nazis ;)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# HELLO CHILDREN

Click for massive and quality (176KB)

The source of all your fears
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# FUCK
Clowns are scary bastards D:
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*massive coronaries*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hello b3ta, portal is great, clown is scary
please tell me its not shop another f'king shitty album cover week?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# guess its not shitty album cover week again...
okay looking back a few pages...
compo doesn't seem to have a theme...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Monogram a cap
Or: Anagram compo
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# sounds shite
I can't spell let alone be bothered to work out anagrams of complete and utter bollocks (aka famous people/shitty album covers and whatever other crap is gonna spew out of this weeks compo)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# just google anagrams
the first thing that comes up is an anagram generator. just type in a celeb name and bingo! instant anagrams!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i recognise that clown!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Chomp!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*CRIES* Thanks, nightmares for me tonight.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I'm too scared
to click for big, never mind massive!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# serves him right.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha
And yet he's still so fucking pleased with himself.
Like he's thinking "Well I still have orange juice and a croissant, which is more than you have, loser."
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# AAhh but he hasn't got hobnobs and lager
like me. I win.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ADDERS SADDER
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] SNEAK SNAKE
(your ninja editing, i mean)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha...
that stuff's lethal!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Nags a ram


That is all
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Say what you see....
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I see
really damn big picture...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Life-sized Alps.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ha!
It's not that different here, you know...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# That is rather amusing, but a tad on the large size!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Jo Brand?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Pfft!
I said a tad on the large size ;)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] SEAMS!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Chicken !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I hate this compo already
here's another reason to hate it
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Making my brains muscles soar . . .
I see want you mean !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm sorry puppy, i just can't marry you.
many, many apple logies for shitness
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pff
i'm not used to compo'ing stuff
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking A!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I don't know whether to be flattered
or feel abused
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# RIS on Aisle 3!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# uh i jilt pups
is an anagram of phil jupitus
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# pfff
I had to squint to see what was going on, has he impaled the dog on some sort of telecommunications tower?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# no
that is puppy's favourite pissing post
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
honk
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# How do we know that the puppy's feelings aren't mutual ?
Aaaaaaaaarwoooooooooooooof !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# the puppy is tiny and lkes spiders
phil jupitus is pup-crushingly large and a well-known arachnophobe.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# That sounds like the sort of noise Richard Nixon would make.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Wanna play some checkers . . . I get the red ones !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# nah
he says
aarooooooooo!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Yeah . . . like . . . I ain't no aaroooooooo !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I know a song about marrying.
Oh Hernan Crespo Will You Marry Me
With your bicycle kick,volley and lob
Oh no pretty maid, I cannot marry you, for I have no boots to put on.
So off she went to Abramovich's chest, and bought him a pair of the very, very best
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# silly cow!
i always thought the girl in that song got exactly what she deserved for being a dim bitch.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# poor jilted
pup!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# he'll get over it
he's young
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] A clown dittoes.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# spang.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Fabulous
Have a click
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bass/Turd/Mag
Photobucket

Hardly worth it's own post, let alone a thread...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# clown!
*runs*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha!
genuine lol there...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I think that I am catching on now . . .
YES !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# sorry for the filesize


i have no way of optimising it on this pc atm...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# From my very limited knowledge, saving as a gif might bring the size down a bit.
It's nice though. Woo.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# tried that
i am making them with inkscape in linux, and then having to open it with the image viewer and resave it.. gifs come out to jagged
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# png is what you want
they do partial transparency instead of just on and off.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that is a png
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# this is a very good point
carry on :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You could have used b3ta upload and forced it to thumbnail :)
Nice though!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it is the b3ta upload
that never occured to me tho.. fuckit, its only 100k.. sue me :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I was just saying,
as you said you didn't know how to.

So fuck you man! Fuck you! ;D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# its not that i dont know how to do it..
i just cant find anything on linux that makes them turn out with a nice enough quality. and i am far too lazy to reboot into xp :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah burn the witch.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# sorry?
who are you and why do i care?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# anyone
might ask you the same question. why so defensive?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ^
play nice or play somewhere else
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# omg
he's been here longer than me and posted more messages than me. i must commit hari-kari!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# calm down dear
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# sorry
wasn't mean to look uncalm - i thought you were agreeing with me that he was being a bit over-defensive. if not, i'm sure i can survive...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I agree with you boris.
;b
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# me too, but let's not exasperate the altercation
:)

Hob Nob?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# chocolate???
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# oooh someones a little sensitive.
have you tried using an online image optimiser e.g. tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/

or www.imageoptimizer.net/

or www.nick-james.com/public/239.cfm?sd=2

I could go on forever but you could try

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=online+image+optimiser&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

god that was hard.

Edit:Like the piccy btw.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yeah, but.. effort :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Erm perhaps not the right place
But I need a hand making an animation on gimp :(

I've put in each layer name (replace) but this obliterates the background image. How do I make each frame pop up only once so I get a nice smooth 10 frame transition with each layer hovering over a background.

If this makes no sense ignore/abuse me (sob)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# the gimp is fucking shite...
pirate tattyshop instead :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# CIIJASIIE
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Dunno about gimp, sorry.
But JASC animation shop is pretty good for animations!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# But it was the one that baby Jesus would have wanted!
Aceness.... friendly dinosaur *pats*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# rah!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# trees are shit
in comparison :(
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# At least they don't stomp around and crush all your christmas presents.
Usually.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob!



de-ris = bubble doth ire
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Shakespear ftw
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Top grumpiness!!


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# charm it hath
:D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

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