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# You betcha run......cos dey is gonna bum you to bits!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# bums
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# *is becalmed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Tennis . . . anyone ?
Right . . . left . . . left . . . . right . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Allah will get you for this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Lolahadeen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# That's right . . . the carpets need cleaning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# haha what?brill.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Baby Bruce scares cats


dont ask, I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hehehe
Just watched the new indy film, it was ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I saw that twice in the cinema
It's was decent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# arf
our rather large cat has to run like this (rabbit hopping?)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Cats are great
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hehehe, silly kitty, you not rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Fat cat runs from inane grins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# No wonder the cat's scarred . . .
Baby Bruce looks like Sammy Davis Jr. !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Glass eye, GLASS EYE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# That's right . . . he played a great game of marbles with it too !
Names back, NAMES BACK !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ZOMG! SAMMY DAVIS JR IS GORDON BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Good eye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Only one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Run!
Poor kitteh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Ftttttt


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# What the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I was on wine the night I did this
so I forgive myself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I don't think it's you that needs to forgive.
It's wierd, but made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I'm on the wine too
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Dodgy in the extreme.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# KaaaaaaaaaPlooooooooooooosh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# LOL!
hatstandingly:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Woo.
This is very bad, in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I would rather not have had this in my cache.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# You understand I had to kill it. You can't encourage this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Blue cheese is poisonous.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# nought wrong with a bit of blue cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# If you like athletes foot,
as a food.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Ship it to me just before the maggots move in!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Gah
Casa Marzu, proof that people can be persuaded to like anything.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# No
Macdonald's, proof that people can be persuaded to like anything.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# No
Macdonalds' is not food, it is candy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# If you are me
then it is poisonous.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# well the police will think this is an open and shut Kase
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# That's right . . . nip it in the bud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hmm
steady on please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
The one on the left has a great future.

Err... Hermione?
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Fear.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# crikey! just imagine how many knockwurst they could swallow at once!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I do not
believe you are thinking of sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# you may be correct
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# right, then left
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Same, apart from her wierd greasy hair.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# What a couple a stinkers !
Neeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# John Bentley

Is an absolute God

*edit* De-RIS
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# This means nothing to me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# gadget show
on channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# So, This man drives a pug which he thinks is a Bentley
and turns chav shops into grandma IT shops?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# oh that
I only saw that the once, looked like a load of muppets drooling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Oh Vienna at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# As he Rolls on . . . he'll never get the top up !
Beep . . . Beep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The appeal for missing shop-owner, Emily.


"It were 'er favourite toy."
(Tattsyrup, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
*then cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Was there ever a time when I didn't see that gal in prison?
or something
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Well

Who would have thought it?
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# now THAT'S b3ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It will be a long pull out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh shit ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ready for some sort of head swap . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I must be slippin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Let's just say "vertebrally challenged"
*adds a touch of dignity to the image*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# So you might say . . . kind of . . . spinaly tapped . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# beards are not cool
fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You are right . . . they are actually rather . . . warm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# heh heh
slip knot would have done the trick:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Always missing something . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# woo :)
needs more bloody smearing down the front
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Right . . . less friction too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# What is the source please?
He looks so much like someone I know.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# A painting of John Venn
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# As in
Lord Manley of Venn?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You know thee well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# nicely!
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . at least he keeps his head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Sorry, TOAPophobes--I'm lazy t'day


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Aw look...
... he's preggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# as long as he isn't Cheggers
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=cheggers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What if cheggers was preggers?
O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# He just doesn't want to make an ass of himself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# you are a bad person
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# How could I resist ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *kerwangggg*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Thanks . . . I needed that . . . now my memory is coming back to me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# pfft:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Next time, I'll put pants on donkey
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Finished!


All I need now is some stickmen, so that's me stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
woo.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That's life!
/grumpy blog
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Because she lied when she was 17.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# As always, for interest...


Sorry for size. but optimising kinda defeats the object.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :)
400k is the max now:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# damn!
I'd have made it bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# nicely done---can offer some hell's angels if that helps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yay!
That was the picture i copied; got to do a couple more now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Do man on a wall.
by far my favourite Lowry.

Except the seascapes, but they cannot really be done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I don't know that one
linky?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Great . . . it looks like that rowdy bunch are . . .
out collecting toys for tots again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Ooh . . . I see that the atmosphere and the plot has thickened . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# There is more
to come, kind sir!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Great . . . I'll get the edge of my seat and some popcorn ready !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# One of the FlatTadpoles made a seamhorse
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Your spawn are developing l33t skillz
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# With multitasking critters like this, who needs a zoo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# First class post indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# cheers.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahah
both are class!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I love a good bit of seamhorse me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hooray for seams!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ^epic
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# well
each seamhorse is epic in their own way

*adds 'seamhorse' to spellchecker dictionary*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Rear legs=lol
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i forgot about this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# that bloody well scares me
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ZOOP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Credit crunching times are very hard on all of us
Photobucket
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# May I be the first to say, 'erm'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# omg those cunts
drawings are worth money its a fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Erm...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yes
a good story :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Well I'm confused
I know about the spider email - but totally rissin' at your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I think the clip is "Angry German Kid"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Doesn't look like the one on the video I saw
who smashes his keyboard to pieces - plus the context of the two doesn't seem to fit together - but hey I'm sure it was funny in his head.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*destroys room*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Barclays sent me a letter saying I had a year old debt
so I sent them a birthday card
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Wheee...
Bored.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'M WITH STUPID
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# cthulhu?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Go towards the light!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Ooo
I'll have 3 ta
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Golf Sale?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# my b3ta t-shirt's got a big hole in it :(


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yes, it is where you put your head.
/coat
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I imagine it has four.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Only 8 more shopping days left...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I'd buy that.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I would actually buy this as Springsteen is awesome!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Spam--but I'll take one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# needle
nardle

noo
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Alt text winz.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# tittilation:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Morticians--an insensitive lot



Click for bigger (129KB)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
what a pork-shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# possibly a tad NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WAAAT? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Well it does contain Jade Goody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Jade or Jane?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Jade
The bint on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha*splurts coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# And she's lying there all nekkid-like!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I was talking about the one in the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# pig covered in sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ah my bad
I thought they were entrails.

EDIT: Just remembered. Saw the front page of the Mail today, they'd outdone thenselves this time. Headline subject about posible postal strike. Headline; POSTMEN SABOTAGE CHRISTMAS.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I know, I had to buy that piece of shite again for my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Silly Earls
It's impossible to love someone that much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I know, still want to draw swastikas and Hitler tashes all over it
and then give it to them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I hate that.
They can't even give the joy of doing it as they've already put them there when they print that damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ahh, maybe you mean because of the positioning of that one sausage
that looks like a porker-cock. Sorry, boss--I thought it was random sausage placement
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hehehe
I thought they were entrails.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# pigs dicks are corkscrew, and the lady pigs tuppence has to go the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# And I'm pissed at the deceptive shape.
I've never been able to remove a cork with one yet. And God knows how I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah if you read the pig Karma Sutra all it says is
Tighty tighty. Lefty looser.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# The alarming thing here is that this isn't even a typo for you.
Thanks, riverghost.

The board is so much better for you being around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'd just like to say thanks, riverghost
you're really excellent at telling people how to post and you never ever make up new rules just to feel important.

Thanks, riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# cannibalism
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ehh, you know how pigs are
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
but eww where did you get that source from?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# every object, a different source
all web sources
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# If you are referring to the morgue lab itself,
I think I just googled "morgue" and came across it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I just wondered if you'd stumbled on a picture of a sausage-ridden pig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I didn't
just found a few sausages linked, cloned a bunch of copies, randomly oriented them and slapped them on a sleeping hog.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I see now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha
and ewwww but mostly hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ewwww, haha, and a touch of "mmm, pork!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Man, that's grotesque.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# PIGS! ALL OF THEM!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# holy crap! who knew our porcine chum was full of sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I have heard
that in some circles, sausages are defined as 'little bags of mischief'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# in some circles, sausages are mischievous little buggers indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# FP this Nao!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Last one for now
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# GO WEST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ...
in the open air...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# GO WEST
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Life is peaceful there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# GO WEST
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You are eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# GO WEST
Actually while your out get me a newspaper and a curly wirly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# May West
She had big tits
May West
She could fuck you to bits
May West
And she would let you cum on her tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Grand choice of chocolate, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I'm not really a chocolate fan to be honest.
Unless it really bitter stuff:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Bournville Chocolate is really bitter and I love the stuff
"Why do you eat me you disgusting, bitch! What have I ever done to deserve this - eat some meat or something you chocolatist cow!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Bournville is bitter
I'm talking to 80% cocoa stuff:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# There are no hairs down there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hmm...
Walk to paintings
Lick paintings
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Kill Randulf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# PEE ON THE MONDRIAN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# USE ARMS ON HUMAN
SCRATCH ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# > SPEAK MAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# MAN SAY "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! WHIPPERSNAPPER!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Three for the price of one...
...Woolworths style!

(AdrianJ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# more of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# And more of this sort of thing about that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh SHIT

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Puntastic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Three arfs
and three woos

It´s my barfday and I made me a cake. Have a piece.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hippy bistro!
I'll have a slice of candle please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hippy barfday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Happy Bathday!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# pfft haha pfft haha
i love nativities me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# What Tom really wants
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# this looks strangely more realistic than
the source
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# heh heh
*is perturbed slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Nice
Anyone remember Strictly Come Headswapping ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# this freaks me out
freaky-deaky
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Its the best I could do, sorry

and I'm gonna try to move onto doing something different.
Thease are just too much fun to make.
edit : inspired by
www.b3ta.com/board/9021023
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Woo. Yeah can't have you having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I think thats the noise it might make
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# FEEEEEEEESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# This is
brilliant.
I have so much trouble with the necks and making lines when I filter parts. how do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hmmm
bit of smudging, bit of stamping, bit of mirrors and pulleys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# stamping?
I shall investigate this, thanks.
edit : ooooo this is good xD

edit tho I think i can go a bit overboard at times
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# this^
also, i clone stamp (as i don't have heaing brush) as you can see here, where i reduced the opacancie (sp?)

its all a matter of blending
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# P-P-P-Pearoast

CFB
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

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