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# It's OK. I have the selfscangilator Mk III all set up and ready..

filename for deris.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# horay for orks!
she is right, it does look cool
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I found an extremely disturbing site while looking for that little chappy
NSFW. This is pr0n, well sorta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# haha
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V_jfRUokLLs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# O_o
That is so fucking wrong it's probably almost right again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# As as long as you've got your elf, that's the main thing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha

Have a Cow-orker
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ZOMG!
this is chooclate. You're meant to eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# that is one of the many meats in a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# how does babby taste?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# way to instain cocoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# like instain mother
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Dunno
I've only tried the oil before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *CLICKS*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
That really is very worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# George and Mildred?
woo a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Raaaaaahhh!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha fuck!
'clicks n woos'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Is that George and Mildred?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# lol
deeply upsetting!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# they're soo sexy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# brunette
Zoe Ball?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Evil.
Pure fucking evil.

Well done, HD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# WHAT DO I CLICK TO MAKE THIS STOP HAPPENING?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# WOO!
Q&D

Edit: Now with new improved EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# oh dear god, kill it with fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# christ on a boat! can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind trying!!
BAAAAAPPPPSSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I knew someone would say that.
Why do you think I chose that pic?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ive
had her..
(I helped save b3ta! has two cups and one chick, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ARRRGGGHhahahahaARRRRGGGHhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Utterly Joyous...
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Awesome ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# My first real laugh today.
Thank you.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Gah!!
I'd hate to see thier Kids!!!
Or even Grandkids!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Shopped pics etc......




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# MOMMY! DADDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you're
supposed to use image manipulation software to alter the original picture in a funny way
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Happy
Scary
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# strueth!!!!!
gwwwwwahhhhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :D:D...
...:D:D!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# awesome
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! has two cups and one chick, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# oh christ that is just ace
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
this is so epic i nearly weed.
(marmitemarmite, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Chuffin' ACE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Inspired by...
Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday?
(Askew, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is ACE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Jesus!
That is the most horrific thing I've seen since the thing with my dad and the porpoise. I feel fucking ill.
(stusut79, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Wow!
Merry Christmas kids! Guess what w bought you!!! (I'd dread to have to guess if that's what my grandparents looked like!) :-D

Its prob one of the hideous things i've seen in a long time mate!
(StormChicken damned if i do and damned if i don't, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# IT MAKES A FEVER IF THREE PATTERNS BECOME COMPLETE!


spotted these Engrish rules for Pachinko outside a Pachinko den on a recent trip to Tokyo...thought you may appreciate...
(Senseless, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You seem to have confused b3ta with the 80's show That's Life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ...
...sausages?
(Senseless, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# those crazy japanese
what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# ZOMG THAT CARROT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS COCK
AND THAT PO TA TOE LOOKS LIKE A LADY CUNT

ESTER GET OFF OF ME YOU SAGGY HORN BEAST
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# /has a thingy shaped like a turnip blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
I have a turnip shaped like a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I have a horse shaped like a thingy!
it took a lot of carving!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ...
carving craving!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Thanks, riverghost
You're excellent at telling people how to post.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# emproyee? is that the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Thats twice ive been called that in 2 days!
I WAS JUST READING WHAT IT SAID!

EDit: b3ta.com/board/9019674
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha
well, the internets don't lie matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Damn you internets!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# perhaps they changed their name by depole
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# zomg b3ta is engrish.com lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ^____^ KEKEKEKEKEKE!
パチンコしよう！

It's a load of balls that is!

all clanging and bouncing and BEEP BEEP BEEP DING!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# He's not camp now!!!
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# bindun I'm afraid:(
I'm so booooooooooooooooooored!

But on the upside you do win the 2008 seam award.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# go outside, and take pictures of happenings of earls court road then :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Then stop your complaining!
I have to go to the library to actually do a 10 page research proposal that I havent started yet, can I be arsed, can I fuck.
ANd its sodding raining aswell :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oooOOOooo
Well I've got a 15 hour shift so you stop windging!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# A 15 hour shift of sitting on b3ta? Drinking as many hot beverages as you wish
and with food near?
I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# What do you mean?
You do know that we take b3ta down and go away when you're not here?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# WHat? that made no sense at all!
Im saying your 15 hour "shift" will mainly be spent on b3ta, as you are bored :P

Edit: damn you and your edits!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# sorry I left a word out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# i am bored too, really bored
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Wank?
Or torrent american tv shows and watch them
I suggest 30 rock, and How I met your mother
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# not in the mood for watching anything, my ears are bit sensitve at the moment
Even drawing a guy vomiting a cat hasn't stopped me being bored
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# shittly done sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahahaaha
this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Genuine Rolaxs? Twenny quid ter you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hmmm... they don't look very genuine, but then I am very gullible...
I'll take eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Have you heard they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
"Really?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# OMG how can they do that!! wait.... errr...
ah... you evil man!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pop swatches?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# parantly the producr name is
Advertising Watch with CE Certificate:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# that means that you can swallow them easily
‡
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm nore of a spit person myself:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# But do you gargle then spit?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yes and it gets extra frothy if it's post-feltching as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# it is full of protein
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Does it contain nut?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# only if you suck to hard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
A bellend prolapse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# pfffft
maybe jarguy will try that next
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Haven't read it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# watch it, now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# make me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# we have a newsletter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# lol, what a cock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Heh.
Nice one.

*feels hungry*
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# 'buys twelfty'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# But there's only 10 there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# damn
he sure scammed me on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# It's OK you can just pay me for ten:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Well well well what have we here

(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Smartarse:P
Scarper! It's the rozzers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm only stopping by, but I can't resist the urge to repost.

And a woo to yours.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# lovely stuff:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Birds and watches repost from aaaaages ago.


Fine plumage on yours though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# heh heh heh
nicely-and a bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a normal day at the office...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# This am all of teh luvvly
*click*

*edit: Gratz on the FP very well deserved your animation skills are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# that is lovely :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Woo Yay
What a wonderful day at the office that would be

*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *heartily approves*
*earnestly clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# well nice
*is charmed*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# OH NOES! It's the Gestapo Samurai Tranny Chefs
and they've come for your lettuce

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Freddie Mercury?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Is it wrong
that I find Roger 'I hate nazis' Taylor attractive in that video?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Cos?
HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I have no need of lettuce they can have it all
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Mm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# HAHA
crikey, how rare
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *fears*
Gestapo Samurai Tranny Chefs are the most sinister of the shadowy figures that can emerge from restaurant kitchens furious you polluted their michelin cooking by asking for salt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I wonder if anyone will notice

edit : nope no one noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *gets gun* *shoots Lirrel* any one for some Lirrel pie?
that is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hello
anyone here

ECHO echo echooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oy! quiet!
We're all trying to get some sleep in here
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# sleep, what is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# It's the time between having a few drinks and having a hangover

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# It's the thing b3tans do to get some inspiration before
mashing a magneta cock onto some image
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ah, that will be why i've not stuck a cdc on to any thing lately
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Succumb to the sleep... mash the CDC... SLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I can't sleep, sinus infection :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Me too
there are quite a few people suffering from this from what I'm hearing. I know when I go to bed my sinuses completely block up but I'be found that some Olbas Oil on a tissue stuffed into your pillow case will help you breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# every time I get a cold I get a sinus infection and not a lot really works
I've tried it all, I just have to wait it out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Dropping like flies at work
but ^this helps greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Certainly helps me
also some drops of Olbas Oil in a bowl hot water and a towel over my head when I'm really bad.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Yay for monstrous fiendish squirrel things
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# And i'll slip this in here on account it of it being unshopped, but rather lovely; Solo the Goshawk:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yays. A mate!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)
# a relative?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Bring on teh fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# RAGGAFLUFFIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Yay indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# corr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
#

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 13th December - Speckled Egg Tree
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# New post!!!:O
And it lully although it looks a bit like winky and balls!

A person!

*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The gay shift has lost its stamina
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# It had stamina?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Gay stamina
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Shifty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Fucking Shifty Stamina
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# The worst kind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Worse than fucking shifty magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Two and a half hours between posts!
I think that must be some kind of record.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i think it's been up to more than three.
it would have been (board time) of 1-4am sunday night.

fastest i've seen was the entire board new in about 4 minutes. bloody limes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yes
Limes and their constant bombardment of the board make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# i still think the fifty foot woman was the worst.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I thought it was FANTASTIC.
Best thing ever.
This was part of another bandwagon though:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# there is nothing good about a fifty foot tall women unless you want to be used as a dildo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I always wanted
to know where she got her clothes from...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# oh i know. i think i would look delightful in that bra...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# do the standard sizes
extrapolate for 50ft tall people?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Your point is completely irrelevant, she doesn't exist.
She's a bunch of pixels on your computer monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# it is relevant.
what happens if aliens do make a woman fifty feet tall as in the movie?

if she gets a bit randy...well lets face it, if there isn't a fifty foot bloke (or another fifty foot woman, or fifty foot doberman) to go with her, a resonable sized man would make an adequite pussypoker.

I wear a magnet under my hat so i am not disturbed by the aliens.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah
But what pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hi
My name's Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# LIES! LIES! SHEPHERDS PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# You found my secret fetish
(Jokel, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Big nose
nice colours

ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# They're all coming out of the woodwork now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# bin sat here for hours
watching you go quietly mad, i have an evil streak
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ^ this
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You sir, are a folding trouser press!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Folding trouser press WITH A BOMB
'nings, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# OH NOES!
Folding trouser press is going to go under 60MPH!!!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I'm sorry Mr. Talking Cabbage I can't understand that you're sa... ....Ooo I've come over all teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
#
ll
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hehehe

I mean: MUHAHAHAHKEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# have you stolen Turner's paintbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# i never new eggs came from trees.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Of course you do!
pamdora.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/tree-eggs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# oh my god the chicken is a lie!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# That's sensational
a serious woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hello J
How's stuff and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yo Medi
all is wet and cold, thwarting today's plans, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Mmm
Today is cold, but very sunny over here

What are the plans?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# They were to go and see two snow leopard cubs at the Cat Survival Trust
but to it's not going to happen today :(

www.catsurvivaltrust.org/

Big overgrown fluffy kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Bah!

They look well fluffy btw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# The other morning I apparently told the missus, still half-asleep
"you're all squidgy and farm-fresh"

I may have been dreaming about eggs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Hostel quote of the day. Guy walks into a room and two people mumble at him, 'I'm naked' and 'I have a hole in my bum'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Gorgeous :D
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# bloody lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# 'Ning Rev!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:20, archived)
# SHOOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# THAT CAT BETTER NOT BE USING STEROIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Eater of worlds has solar wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# I met that cats brother
here

(lordy lordy, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:44, archived)
# aw, sweet cat.
night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:29, archived)
# G'night postie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# M'ning mofaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Have a
bloop
(Okigenka, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)
# BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:57, archived)
# I do not understand this but I like it's wooness.
Personally I welcome our new cyberkitty overloads.

Can anyone explain why the fuck this morning I've had the theme tune from the 80's kid's show Tickle on the Tum in my head?!

I mean, WTF?! What next? Rub a Dub Dub?!

On, and 'ningles.

*skips around doing the wack-a-wave*

EDIT My god it's quiet here today! Don't mind me. I'm going to have a bit of a pea.


EDIT EDIT: *wanders round the empty b3ta*
EDIT EDIT EDIT: *cleans out fridge*
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: *picks nose*
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: *goes quietly mad*
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: This is Humphrey. Humphry's my hanky. He's my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# you're right
it is quiet.......... and you're not helping!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Sorry.
Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# not sure
give me a minute...
oh yeh,

i am your father
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hows that dead thing going for ya?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# not great
got maggots crawling out of my mask, but its only a minor inconvenience.

anyhow I am going to get breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# NING RIVERGHOST - NING BOARD!

It's all right I am here now, You may start..

(Did I miss anything?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Naaa it's Just me you and Pagetti I think.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# probably the bowl when you had your morning slash.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Oh the humor.....

Ning k3b/-\b.. I had you last night, my throat is as rough as a sandpaper fucksock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# wake me up next time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I can explain it - you're a fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:01, archived)
# GET IN SHAPE, DICKHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)
# DO SOME PUSHUPS AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
Steve Gutenberg is a courage-spreading courageist.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:04, archived)
# That happens when you do the ROIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# That's right.
Steve Gutenberg punches you in the face if you do steroids.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# WELL FUCK STEVE GUTENBERG
I HAVE A TITANIUM FACE AND MY FACE WILL BREAK HIS FIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:18, archived)
# CARROT TOP GOT HIM CHAINED IN THE HASBEEN CELEBRITY GYM TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:07, archived)
# STEVE SAYS "HEY, CARROT TOP, CAN YOU SPOT ME?"
AND CARROT TOP SAYS, "SURE, THERE YOU ARE STEVE", AND STEVE PUNCHES HIM IN THE NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)
# THAT'S FOR DOING STEROIDS, CARROT TOP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:10, archived)
# AND THIS ONE IS FOR NOT SPOTTING ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:11, archived)
# NOW I'M-A GO SPREAD SOME COURAGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:12, archived)
# spot yourself you spotty cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:12, archived)
# My God, it's full of Steve
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME MAD, MATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I can remember
a time when I needed to shit as badly as this guy - hope some bastard hasn't used all the loo roll...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# may your eyes bleed now and may your ears bleed forever.


hey neat, i'm on morphine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:41, archived)
# Wow. This needs to be a Times Square billboard.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:48, archived)
# burn that shit city to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# shhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# BURN BURN BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:54, archived)
# it's a lovely city
full of lovely weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# humans aren't my idea of a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Edelvice!
Bearing up, otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:48, archived)
# no, doped up and in agony.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# :(
Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)
# don't touch me you sick freak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# You're still lucid then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:01, archived)
# as much as i ever was.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# You're in agony, you're completely lucid
and you're on morphine. Conclusion: overcautious prescribing. They did the same thing to evil_twin and even with my formidable powers of 'persuasion' they still wouldn't give her enough of an increase to make a real difference.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# sort of, not exactly.
i was due for a dose at 10pm and skipped it to see how bad the pain was. now i'm taking my night dose and going to sleep. the pain is not much dulled by it but my brain gets muddled.

even on drugs, though, i can usually focus enough to spell correctly. i passed out on my earlier dose, even after two coffees.

night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# G'night
wish you well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# mofaha on shit doctors
You should be on one of those serious discussion shows, then halfway through start trying to draw snarn on people's eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# OF THE SHODDIEST KIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:49, archived)
# H8 IS GR8.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# H& IS GR&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:03, archived)
# H@ IS GR@
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:06, archived)
# H# IS GR#.
GROCTOTHORPE IS WHAT I NAMED MY FIRST ABORTED KID.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)
# YOU STILL HAVE HIS PICTURE IN YOUR WALLET
YOU SHOW IT TO STRANGERS AND SIGH WISTFULLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:11, archived)
# FIST FULL OF WIST.
I DON'T CARRY A WALLET, I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I CALLED MINE "UNBORN JESUS FOETUS".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:17, archived)
# Also: I wrote a musical about it.
I should dig it up and try to sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:19, archived)
# & CR& 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# *doesn't believe any more
*starts reading Mein Kampf instead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# hitler is passe, we need more better terrors now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:52, archived)
# Actually I agree
Mugabe doesn't cut it anymore either
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# plus his stupid name makes him sound like a retarded bird.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# It's all going to be about the courageism in 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# what the fuck does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:57, archived)
# THESE PEOPLE WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO WREAK COURAGE AMONG THE MASSES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:58, archived)
# what a bunch of assholes.
i'm going to sow some fear right now, fuck them right up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I LOVE IDI

Don't bother clicking for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:59, archived)
# he was a cannibal, i respect that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:00, archived)
# Waste not want not
and other cliches relevant to flesh-eaters
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# and with the bones and skin and fat we can make some lovely essentials for the home.
martha stwart uses every part of the servant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:09, archived)
# Martha Stewart can use my horn for homely essentails
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:02, archived)
# this is in interesting contrast to my image
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:17, archived)
# good to see that godwin's law is still in effect
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Leave Godwin alone
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:27, archived)
# I have solved problems like Maria in the past and I'll do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# use a skull key and lots and lots of lime.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is one of my favourite things
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:54, archived)
# This makes utterly no sense
Which is why I love it. 'ningles pb. You beat up that media hag yet?

EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Gutenberg Wars..

I got bored, found an old Gutenberg print and made lightsabers. Boredom resolved.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Here's another way to relieve boredom-
Record Hospital music time

whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u

Yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:54, archived)
# And it's goodnight from me.
Chainsaws and tractors all day. Now it's raining.

Here's something odd and old-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbi5GgmkqC8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I ame youre fathere luke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Steve Gutenberg was the most underrated actor of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# ORGANS IN MAINS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I dreamed that a dog
A) Was trapped in my guitar

B) Was in my cheese

C) Offered me his body
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# How has the unarmed bandit . . . pulled this off ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# use apple with fuse
use apple sauce with broken circuit
pick up nut
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Grow a set of boobs
wait for a man to fix it for you

*grin*
I like setting feminism back..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# The kitchens in McDonalds look like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# USE TAPE ON APPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I HATE
oh wate, false alarm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I HATE NUTMEAT
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
STFU AND EAT YOUR NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Tastes like peanuts, chews like meat. NUTMEAT: ALMOST NUTOLENE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
This recipe will teach you how to make Nutmeat Cheese Balls. It is a quick and easy recipe to make. This vegetarian recipe for nutmeat cheese balls has to be the most quickest and easiest recipe I have made. It is a great recipe for the kids to prepare. One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys making the Nutmeat Cheese Balls. Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I don't even want to think what a nutmeat cheeseball would taste like.
Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Get tape.
Tape apple to forehead.

Headbutt door.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)
# we've got so much power now it's not even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Ah fuck
HAhahah fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
# He's quite right . . . you know . . .
Good'n !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Fancy footwork !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# f'real yo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:55, archived)
# boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)
# She's really enjoying that waterboarding demonstration isn't she.
What a cheery lady she is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)
# HahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaha

PS. Spang 1x10155590293839485005983938299282758392928
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:39, archived)
# I cannot imagine the thoughtwaves you devoted to this incredible punnery
so I'll just say WOO! You have impressed me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:56, archived)
# pfft
awesome spangage
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Oh yeah . . . gravity is winning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)
# An original pinned up kitten !
Nice shine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# killerkitti is looking well....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Major tapeworm issues though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaaa!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Meeooooooooow!
*purrs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)
# OH LEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# hey.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 7:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ivor Secret


Now with steam and sound!

clicky clicky ;)
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Send in Professor Layton.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# It's cool
have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Ingenious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
# this deserves more replies
because it is very nice.
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# what he said
thank you
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# spliff richard
(stavr0s, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Spliff Spliffer
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# It's funny because his clothes are ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# its funny because he won't just admit he's gay
its not like we care or anything


from what i hear tell he's living with a former CofE priest. well thats me convinced you're straight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# It seams fair to me.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# RIPS ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# OH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)
# If I was a mod...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Cheers.
But it's already happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Haha
can't say I'm surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:09, archived)
# There's still hope for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I'm not sure there is, you know
That's really quite upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# But it's got norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Only if you look away from the Joeybird carcass
and overcome the motion sickness
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Strangely hypnotic
Chicken porn at it's best?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Mounting lessons . . . #6, #8 and soforth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)
# hahaha
a b3ta classic
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# hahahah
this is very silly and is making me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
#
Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# It's The Peoples' Poet!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# :D
Hell, everyone! I posted an earlier version of this last night. Here's the latest version.
Critique, sil vous plait.
PS if anyone wants me to draw them I'd love to give it a shot!

(yeah the legs a still a little gimpy but i think it's a bit too late to sort that out...)
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# the head looks a lot better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# ^what he said
the mouth particularly. that is very nice though. lovely work :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Cor, thats nicely done that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I like the anticipatory look on her face . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Its from a porno, cum-shot imminent
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# FIST OF THE NORTH STAR 50 SPUNK BLASTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
DONT YOU NEED TO GO CEMENT SHOPPING?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# NO, THE POWER OF COMMUNISM KEEPS ME ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I'm communing right now as a matter of fact !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# with nature? or nurture?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# My navel . . . as it were . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# THOSE DAMN COMMIENAZIS
I MUST DELIVER THESE UNICEF PENNIES

/McBain Blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# IF THOSE PENNIES RUN OUT JUST PRINT MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ICE TO SEE YOU
MEETING ADJOURNED,
TIME FOR DE-BREIFING...IN BED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
# YES, REMOVE ALL BRIEFS BEFORE ENTERING BED VESICULE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I GO BED NOW
NIGHT NIGHT INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# G'nite out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# NITE NITE IS SLEEPY TIEM NOW ALSO
NITE NITE INTERNET I SLEEP NOW
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# SleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# when i've been digging ditches all day and need a egalitarian economic system i choose "communism"
*may contain naivety
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# LOLMUNISM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *LOLlops*
you groovy, you psychedelic grandfather botherer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# DUDE, I BEEN TRYING TO LICK THE MOON ALL NIGHT BUT THAT CRAZY BITCH IS HIDING IN THE FOG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# You need a stronger moon magnet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT YOU MUST LIKE WORK FOR THE COSMIC FBI AND SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# And how much did it cost?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Duty is in the hand of the beholder . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# better than the
"oops i just shat" look she had last night :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# She does appear to be well endowed . . .
the overall setting has a nice feel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# coupled with the light brown on the inside of her gown it was priceless.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . Aaaaaaaah . . . yeah . . . it's s t r e t c h o u t time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hahaha what?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
#
this
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Of course . . . I knew that it was a Raja undulata egg case . . .
~right~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# it's a shark egg, mate
that should be fairly easy to remember
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# It does look like water bladder I used to carry in the jungle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# It looks like something bear grylls would fuck, then use it as a replacement liver
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Now . . . that's down right handy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Yeah, he's like Ray Mears, but extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# and a fraud
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Well thats obvious, but dont spoil the magic of television
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# OH NOES!!1!
HEAD CRABS!

*equips crowbar*
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# It was all going so well Gordon
until those fucking "episodes"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# you seen this?
blackmesasource.com
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# you've made me the happiest man alive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# i love Billy Bragg
:)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# i just recently discovered him
well... for years i didn't like him because he's a bit old labour for my tastes. then i had new england stuck in my head all last week so i downloaded a bunch of his albums and realised that he's awesome. you just have to takehis politics with a pinch o f salt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# yeah
his politics are a bit old school, though his more recent stuff is more modern thinking. and anyway, at least 50% of his songs are love songs so if you dont like the political stuff you can always just listen to that. I saw him live earlier this year, it was very good and his in between song banter was great, he is a very funny and eloquent man, if he is playing near wherever you live you should go along, it will probably be cheap too. I'm jealous of you just discovering him. enjoy :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# he did a track with bill bailey
*searches*

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1lnWNg3Pax8
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:32, archived)
# :D
I know! I can't wait for the release date!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:30, archived)
# Christ
That looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# dogfish dogfish dogfish egg
Don't they call this a mermaid's purse as well? Ooer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Whoa...
Good stuff, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Thank you kindly
*bows*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# *bumz*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Man, that's good.
The face looks properly human now. Wonderful.

I like the gimpy leg, it looks like part of the style.

The curve of the circular wall cutout thing looks a bit non-circular and non-parallel though, my eye is drawn to it, and not in a good way.


I'd give you an 8.5/10, rising to 9 if you sorted that wall out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i see what you mean
that was the last bit i drew and i was getting tired by then...it was about 2am...
watch this space, i'll probably put a "finished" one up tomorrow
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# dont worry about the leg
i fixed it

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# There's a big dilemma
about my big leg emma
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ah, cheers
that's sorted it right out
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:31, archived)
# congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Ministry of Shit Approved badge
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)

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