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# Only Super man dude guy zombie can save you from the Zombies!


This ended very differantly than imagined. looks more like some cheesy indie film poster.

Clicky for a *slightly* better zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# it looks like Sean Penn
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# hooray for zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Christmas is shit, so have a shitty Christmas picture.

CFB (150kb)

Don't try this at home, kids - mistletoe is toxic to humans. Hell, it's probably toxic to demons too, but Silrathus doesn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I don't think Beattie would like that - he loves Christmas
The look on his face says it all
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Bah, the spam thread got more replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
and happy shitmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# :D
I like your scrolling octopus thing in your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The image I shouldn't have ballsed up earlier
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HAAAAA!!!! :D
CLICKITY-CLICKITY-CLICK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Haha
This has been done, but I think its the best.
*click
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Bugger... I didn't see the other one.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] darn it ! The USA can't spell for s**t
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha omgawd
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# why thankyou
thee of the happy banana
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# egad!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I found
Ricky Gervais fairly funny, playing an unfunny cunt in The Office, until I realised that he's just playing Ricky Gervais, who appears to be a genuine unfunny cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i agree....
but then, something tells me he doesn't give a shit
oh to be in his position.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I see what you mean.
Peter Kay is heading the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Oh but how many millions have you made in the last 10 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Ook!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# CHRISTY
you can swear on here, by the way. big balls! fannynickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# your fucking shitting me
and i thought i'd be called a bastard shit fuck cunt if i swore
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] New BBC One Idents
(daio, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# get it: no
like it: yes
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I get it
AND like it.

The pic too.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Documentaries seem a little more sexed up on the other side of the pond...
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Yay!
*waits for badgers episode*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Here y'go - a preview of next week's :)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# TIGERS
FUCK YEAH!
STRIPY CATS WITH THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN' TEETH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahah
use their penis for an aphrodisiac yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# fuck yeah mammals
when is the vole episode on?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That was last week
furry motherfuckers were skydiving, you missed a great show
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# oh now i feel tearful,
:(
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# After the X-Treem Sloth episode
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# now that i want to see
did you catch the terrorist naked mole rat episode


(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# You forgot the ad break
immediately following the titles.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# You didn't notice them?
Subliminal ads are all the rage these days
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] BBC Scotland moves to California
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i'm guessing you have to have a deep knowledge of the dvd case to fully get this
but I'm liking what I see
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Cheers!
I found the original from some DVD online store. I do admit that I used to watch the show years ago
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?
(daio, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more Hudson, less Manhattan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# thats san fran
west coast, isn;t it???
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ten points that man
Well done, that is in fact San Francisco.
(daio, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I only knows cos i be'ed there once
great place, pic is woo btw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Yep. I can almost see it from where I'm standing.
Pyramid building.

Radio alert- www.kxlu.com/
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# nobody likes a show off.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# The radio show is my way of apology
LISTEN! Or else.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# can't sorry
my dogs deaf and he doesn't like noise,

Edit: his voice is really annoying. (if it's you oh the shame!)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# '!' all you want
I got me a few tips...

wicked!
(Mallet Mallet, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bloody nice!

Why don't us British have amazing teeth? Maybe it is because we have more important things to worry about....

EDIT: Also, is anyone else watching Newsnight? How much do you want to punch Tarique whatshisface in the kisser?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I haven't been paying attention.
What's he on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# He is going on about the same bollocks
he has been for the last few months. Blah blah blah the police are racist blah blah blah that is why I am not head of the met blah blah blah it is nothing to do with me being less experienced or capable than my bosses blah blah blah it is because I am brown blah blah blah.

Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Because we aren't fucking pansies like the Americans.
We eat bricks and girders for fun and dont give a fuck about the consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Yanks aren't born with them
and spend lots of money achieving that look.

I believe a lot of people in the UK don't like to spend lots of money on their teth and rely on the National Health Service for their dental needs and I don't believe the National Health service's priority is giving people white, straight teeth due to the expense.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# But to be fair...
If your a hardworking good citizen then the NHS don't pay for much to do with you teeth at all.
You have to NOT be paying into the system to NOT have to pay again when you use it!!! Fuckin benefit state...

Rant over...

Ooh, and who decided that my teeth are any less imprtant than any other part of me?!?
I can get an ingrown toenail done on the NHS, but an agonising Abscess?!? No, you must pay!!!
Unless of course you are a worthless dolite sponger and then everything is free... and by free I mean paid for by me and all the other tax paying fools...

Rant over... honest... for now anyway...
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was going to do that (with someone else) but couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Thought I might have my naughty squirrels do something
constructive for a change
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Mang, ain't no skwerls gon' do shit fer Santa. Dey ninja fo' lyfe, brah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# These guys are on community service
but their hearts aren't really in it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hey
well nice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# awwwwww.. ain't the new elves cute!
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# heh heh heh
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# YO. QUIT PARTYIN'.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# ME ON THE RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I'm the one in the middle.
You owe me money.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# man i'm attached to you by the butt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Geniususes
:D
I go bed now
bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# oh my
this is utterly fantastic
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Opposable party-goer!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ah, the number of times I've lazily allowed a substantial deposit to just trickle between my fingers...
(Love this pic, Mr P!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Its the young ones
in finger form
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm the one with cramp
in its wrist
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Wahey!
That is utterly loverly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# haha
always drink shensiblee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Duuh me, duuh you.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# oh noes!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *joins in*


(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# How odd.
George Harrison smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# god i wish I had tattyshop
at the moment, can't get chuckle brothers abba mashup out my head,

"no to me no to you, ahh haaah,
there's nothing we can do,
no to me no to you" etc.

please somebody do it.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# There aren't many round these parts who'll throw chairs at you for using Paint. Go ahead, mate.
Look at some of the bilge I get away with, and I'm using Photoshop. Although I've only got three fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Between two hands?
or are you counting your cock as well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Sorry, to clarify:
I've only got three non-busy fingers.

(Never heard it called 'counting' before!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# cheers mate for the advice,
but I haven't installed paint either, just got a new mac today, and i'm upgrading from os 9 so my old software is irrelavent, I will have tatty tommorow though, come hell or high water.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Here you go
www.pixlr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you star,
thankyou.

*bows*

Edit:can't get to grips with that right now will play, useful tool. thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# O HAI THAR GARY LINEKER
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Lineker=Walkers
Ringos=Golden Wonder.

That's what got me through the exam. It's an easy mistake to make!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# That is a very scary thing to behold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I've been refreshing b3ta for hours
waiting for the newsletter

and I've only just realised it's Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Why, Nibus, you've been refreshing b3ta since the moment of your first post!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha
that is extremely true
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# :D

evening
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
supplies!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# haha
go door go!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Here is a box...
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Ha!
Camberwick Green, Chigley and Trumpton are strong contenders for best kids TV ever.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Trumpton was utter fucking win!
Although I didn't see it when it was first on, they used to have it on at about 6 in the morning when I was a nipper. Maybe that is why I still don't often stay in late :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha!
cool

Edit: oh dear even their site is having trouble staying afloat
www.woolworths.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oops.
We should club together and buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ^this hard
i'll put in a quid, that should buy about half,
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# is that real???
if so I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# In a few weeks, their store locator will automatically redirect to a 404
"Store Not Found"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8977647
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I don't want to sound pedantic, but...
Should it not be 'The CG'? Don't let me be the one to tell you how to do your job, but you know, just works better.
Don't get me wrong, I love your work. But, CG, surely.
But yeah, love it! :D

I just made myself look like a dick, didn't I?
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# oops
Thanks, I was a bit sleepy when i did that. Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] "G-G-Granville, run along and p-paaa-p-patch up the r-radiation sh-sh-shielding on the Squ-Squishee machi-chi-chine, th-there's a good lad."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Who'd've thought it?
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
can't imagine him fighting off snake with a shotgun though, he'd prolly go after him with a broom or something- g gg ggg get out!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now go for the open all hours hat-trick :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# you go for the hat trick,
cor, lazy bones getting us to do your dirty work for you.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# OK.
"G-G-Granville, mek sure you f-f-fer-f-fiddle the f-f-foreign aid payments while you're doing your r-r-r-r-r-rounds."

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"G-G-G-Granville, nip out the back and fetch the ch-chee-che-cheeseboard, th-there's a good lad."

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love the episode when he crashed his bike :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# No, sorry, he won't do.
The shopkeeper must be toned, wearing a vest and quite disheveled. And he must shit explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# lets hope this never happens.


normalised from compo cos unintentional pea.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Well they'd have to dig him up first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I am not sure where this stands....
Yes, it is a pearoast, but it wasn't in a new thread originally....GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# if it was I'm sorry
checked my images though and it wasn't in there, couldn't remember posting it if I did. :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You might want to compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# oh yeah,
cheers b, :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# So it wasn't you who posted this earlier?
:S Is confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hold on....
Edit: Its not in my images but It is on b3tards so must have been in an existing thread, my utmost apologies sir for twas I.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yes you did, you donkey!
www.b3ta.com/board/9035786
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *mindpisses on you*
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# whoops, sorry
i need to stop smoking.

have a biscuit by way of apology

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# It's ok.
I was just starting to whig out thinking I had predicted this!

Thinking about it though, that would be the shittest super power ever! I can predict pictures on b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# lol
i can think of worse.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# It'll never happen...unless
there's an appetite for Zombie Candy Coms out there.
*clicks*
*wonders*
(I helped save b3ta! Woolworth Smells of festive spices, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# ta!
:D

Edit: zombie coms, theres an idea, can you imagine zombies doing open all hours?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# de-ja-vous
www.b3ta.com/board/9035786
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# soo sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/9037095
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# gah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# there will be no hurricane today
so don't panic.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Oh noes :D
What have you done to my fish? :D


Little known is it that this man is also a teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# He's a bit clumsy
Rather hamfishted in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
better ham-fisted than a hamtoucher :P
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Don't hold his hand whatever you do.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Mmm ham
brb, kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# fist the ham touchers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# angry holding meat not fish man is angry
he is scary.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# definate click
probable spang
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *warms pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ta
*macrospangs*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# heh heh heh
meteoric logical
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *groans*
*clicks*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I imagine it goes *FWING* each time he jumps.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I was thinking more this :D
HILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
#
Now he does.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# That's fucking Art, that is

Mind if I dump this here:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It wasn't quite, I forgot to loop it.
Now it is.
Someone nominate me for the Turner Prize, quick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Staple it to a piece of toast and leave it on a dead fox for a fortnight.
Guaranteed Turner Prize.

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yay!
www.pown.it/2641 :D
G'nite b3ta - i'm knucking fackered!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# 'Night!
www.pown.it/1253
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# That is actually the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# You obviously haven't seen the one I linked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Actually, yes I did.
It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
When you become rich, I want a commision!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# THIS:D
HARD:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I would anyway.
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# My daughter is now shouting
'DOING!' at your fwinger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Now she is jumping!
She has never jumped before and she is trying to do it in time to your fwinger.

Do you have a larger version, by any chance?

This image is a milestone in my last daughter's life now!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Awesome :)
There's a flash version that you can resize accordingly up there now in response to Sush
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# B3ta can be dangerous
for an 18 month old... LOL!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Haha.
Fwing indeed
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I'm thinking more *ZOINK*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# The "Fu-" noise as the foot hits the ground,
then a "-wing!" as it flips up?
I can envision that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It's making me think of that game
where you have that troop of little characters you make and some of them have one leg and stuff, and you have to do silly challenges to get past. You know what I mean? :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Pikmin?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Noooo.
Um... I don't remember what it's called. :[ It makes me think of muppets for some reason, like in association, you know? They were like little blue balls and you gave them legs and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# testicles?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Noo!
Not those blue balls.



XP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# XP has blue balls?
and there you have it folks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *headdesk*
Shuush. >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Gladiators : Amputee Edition?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahahahahah
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# The game?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oh you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Noo.
x]

EDIT: SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# damn, it had been a while too.
I was doing so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Coming right up!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *adopts Jilly Goolden voice*......
..."I'm getting a hint of "Gerdwoink-ah"
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Marvelous stuff!
You are stuff of legend!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# !!
The Red Balloon. :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *glee* :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I wondered if you'd seen it, I posted it one gayshift,
and kinda forgot to tell you about it at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# More of a "SPROING" from where I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# His noise is an enigma wrapped in an alagory, dusted with mystery sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# that's poetree that is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hurrah!
he am rather woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# haha
fwingin'baby:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# A world of pain
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] def not funny enough for a whole thread
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

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