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[challenge entry] Seasons Felicitations folks

Morning, time to start drinking, have a good day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I am going to hijack your piccy
to wish you all a very lovely christmas and hope santa gave you all what you wanted this year and if not then go pick it up in the sales.


(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# merry christmas toasty
Photobucket

from last year
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# The carbon footprint is strong in this one
Have a good day Toats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# !
your (lack of inter)faith (holiday salutations) disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I have opened the shampoo already:)
All the shops are shut and I had to use fairy liquid to shower with. Have a gooden mate. DId santa bring everything you wanted (Chrimbo sex not included):P

EDIT: OMG! We must be all hungover as we missed out on the 'I felt your presents' gag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha*breathes*ahahahahahah!
fairy liquid?!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

cheers goasty!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I discovered you need less that shower gel
It was bubbles city in there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha super!
i might actually have to try that now, it's a step up from lynx deodorant
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# shower gel? jtfc you poms* go to a lot of trouble to avoid soap!
*obviously a term of indearment for the people of the old country. Not an offensive racial slur...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# YOu see unlike some backwards countries we have soap that comes in forms
Other than animal fat based products.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# surely that's the definition of soap?
Dad made the stuff for years, they turned Sydney Harbour a funny colour a few times...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I'll send you a Christmas pressie
The technology from the last century:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# sweet!!
School of Mathematics and Statistics
University of Sydney
Carslaw F08 2006
AUSTRALIA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Is that FAO the janitor?
How did you're CHristmas go?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahahahah. Technically, it's not my address any more.
but it probably will be in the new year.

and the 'building attendents' aren't members of the school :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hahahahaha ya bloody galah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I'm going to taunt you with this now. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# it wouldn't be the first time...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# alas...
edit: you washed yourself in fairy liquid?

you are now a fairy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Yes but now my arse is as soft as my face
With lime green hairy lipped squid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# well go find two more fairies...they love a spit roast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# You're closed to Oxford Street than I am:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# naaaaaaaah im open to what i can get :)
you're closer to soho than I am....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ironically I used to live on Oxford Street.
City side not pom side:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha, living closer to Elizabeth street does not make you less gay
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# The Mardi Gras went past my window:)
I've been chatted up by more dirty old men than you've had hot dinners!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# it's asking for it
I've been chatted felt up by more dirty old men than you've had hot dinners!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# What ever turns you on I suppose. If you like dirty old men go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I'll probably become one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Well it's the logical progression from a dirty young man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# merry xmas mr toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Merry Christmas everyone!
And thank you for the free cards, Mr. Toast, my workmates loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I've been drinking booze for so long i got dehydrated.
nice vader.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# *lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# the problem is from my gin induced snooze last night
i have drunk a half bottle of champers and nearly a case of beer and im bloody sober.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Merry Sithday HT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SITHMATH!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Well, it ain't Lifeday!
www.b3ta.com/board/9050043
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A Public Safety Announcement.


Christmas is shite, everyboddy who gets presents is rich and gay and I hope they get AIDS.
(sorry., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# redonkulous.
as i pointed out below, it's the givers who get the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I don't hope they gets AIDS sorry AIDS people, but I still don't like Christmas.
(sorry., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# lol
perv

arf
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Well It's Christmas. If you're not allowed an imageless post then when will you be?
I think there's possible a few people lurking waiting for the first Christmas post so I'l like to say.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIART'S CHRIIIISTMAAAAAAS!

Happy Chrimbo all, The milky bars are on me!

If the lack of image pisses you off I'll be in the office soon and will make one then and attack it to this thread. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:59, archived)
#
pictures or it didn't happen....

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
I missed my no. 2000 post!

Christmas is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# pictures or it didn't happen....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# This do?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I can't believe I missed my 40000! and micto, the cad, stole my 10000 at 2006 London bash:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Here, paste your head onto this and all will be fine in the world:
post.thing.net/files/nude_santa.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# that's a disappointingly small censorspot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I am pissed off by the lack of image
merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# There will be one there soon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I bet it's the best image ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# No
It is but a tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# you are worse than hitler and barbie combined x 10000000000000.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Epic silly
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# you rolled a six, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yeah, but I had some ticks left over from the office do
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# bah, office ticks are the cheap kind.
you need imported, organic truffle ticks.

speaking of truffles, i saw a twit in the supermarket today pointing out a cheap box of chocolate truffles to his friend and telling him that they were a good bargain because truffles are usually very expensive and they hire pigs in france to find them three feet below the earth's surface.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Mmmnnng
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I can take the Hitler bit
But Barbie?! That's not on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# you are a pink plastic pinhead with no maths skills, haha!
and ken plays on my team.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# mow=pinhead:)
Sadly I'll be polishing the pink plastic alone this year:P

Happy Chrimbo matey. How'd it pan out with the biarch queen?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# heh, get a webcam and polish with friends.
maskwoman's boss, the owner of the company, threatened me with legal action so i called his bluff and he vanished without apologising. it was so anticlimactic that i keep hoping something else will happen.

and SuperSolStice to you, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# oh ffs!
Pathetic. Could he just say the woman is an idiot and admit it was wrong?
I hate people who sue but in this instance I say sue and give it all to charity!
Better still go to the press!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# nah, no grounds for a suit.
i checked with a law type i know (not so i could sue, but so i could threaten in a credible manner). i thought about going to the press too, but i can't imagine what angle they'd use to generate interest. and no, it was abundantly clear that no apology would ever come my way, so i'm saving my retribution for when they are no longer expecting anything to happen (revenge, that delightful cold dish).

in any event, look for a post announcing their name in the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# did the maths problems...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# did them like they were things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hello new person
Please read the FAQ. Thanks.

;) Happy Christmas 'Ghostie. Hope you're having a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Sorta working today:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# But you live there, true?
Triple-time or somesuch. Hope you have fun anyway. I'll make you a deagostini megamix.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Not really
I take a percentage of the business so technically I'l self employed so no extra cash:P

Something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# God, I hope I can do better than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh for horses and a Pro Tools THM (or as I used to call it tedium) system:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# URSOB&
Hap'hols riv'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Many Pissed Mice to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] why are you looking at my fish?


de-ris services available here.
bonus youtube song of my past.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:27, archived)
# feesh!
if you search "anal smears" on youtube, the worst metal song in the world appears.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Yep, that's the bad all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:33, archived)
# -that band with the bird as lead singer is far better.
i was going to leave a nasty comment but i'm afraid they'll pool their money and take the bus here to growl awkwardly at me as they enter puberty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:39, archived)
# my tickets to W:O:A 2009 are on the way in the mail :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# world of adolescence?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Wacken Open Air
www.wacken.com
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)
# EXCITEMENT FILLS THE ROOM!
HEAVY CHRISTMAS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=grwP8QvI1jY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:31, archived)
# heh, six cans of hairspray.
this is one of my favourite xmas songs.

and tomorrow i'll be watching christmas evil, which is probably the best movie ever with heterosexual cunnilingus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Not the most ROMANTIC band in the world, are they?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:01, archived)
# no, but i'm not a fan of romance either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# They didn't play that down here.
That's a great tune. I have never heard it. Thanks. And good/horrible night to all. The rain will fall.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:37, archived)
# night-night.
that nobby clegg thing was a small cult-ish hit here in the early 80s, made by a pair of comedians who went to write for johnny fucking carson, of all things.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)
# have a merry christmas everyone!!!!!!
peace on earth and good will toward men and animals too!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# And by good will, we mean furrious buttsexing--of course.
we mean furrious buttsexing--of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# no more buttsexing.
santa claus has got the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:54, archived)
# FUCK THE ANIMALS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Peace, love, and I just burned down a building.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# ROCK AND ROLL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# It's too bad I didn't have a B3TA t-shirt.
Sheesh-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKS8JSZdLQ
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# woah punchadick fuckin sweet
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Fire is theraputic.
No meditation for me.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FIRE!
just that
(there she blows minty biscuit, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# BURN!!!!!!!!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 5:31, archived)
# settin' shit on fire and blowin' shit up
two of the most fun things in the world to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# needs more arthur brown.
FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)
# That use to play on AM radio.
I didn't realize they were into makeup back then. I was still in my little fort in the side yard. I had a radio out there.


Argh. I'm all interneted out.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:28, archived)
# radio can be fun. i still listen occasionally.
radios are getting yuppified too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 5:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jVkjUeXXys
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# smeggy cuntmass.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)
# this^
peace on men and good will to all earth
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Doesn't that pheasant look pleasant?
I was too busy shopping to finish shopping, so have this belated compo entry.
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha I am greatly ammused by this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 3:46, archived)
# 116,000,000 more like.
Based on recent stats.

Woo, toap fest ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# That took me far too long to get.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# yay! I live in crab cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Hehehehe!!
Bacon, bacon, bacon
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Olde
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# pfft
chucklesville
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# not stopping,
just wanted to say merry winterfestivemastival!
oh and i was booked in for dinner tomorrow, but this happened,
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=53220674112
OH GER FUCK! that is all.
love!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# It is/was a sad loss for history, indeed.
Merrys of merry to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# thanks mate.
it's fucking tragic, that place has been/was standing for 600 years, they used to use it as a court and hung people in the courtyard (hence the name courtyard) ffs. Such a shame, everybody that lives here thinks it was an insurance job though. What a waste. 2 choices: 1) go bankrupt 2)burn down building and get done for arson.
I know which I'd choose.
merry chrimbo though!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# oh yes,
and i love your cubist pic btw! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# i thought all the whores other than me were shaved these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick Compo post before bed....


Happy Christmas you lot!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiild Turnkey !
Giddy Gobble Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Getting a bit old, but hey...


Happy Xmas B3tians :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# That's stayin' a head of the game !
Xy Mas Mas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hahaha
your just brusseling us up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hmm.. pun-rific.. :)


"Ready the trouser shouts!"

EDIT: Am off to bed.. have a great day tomorrow all. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Smells good in this case.
Snack and shelter, bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# meet the eltons
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# The eltons are schmeltoning !
Booooooooooooojie Wooooooooooojie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# hey hey
it's an eltonjohnathon
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Great . . . and it's going . . . on 'n on 'n on 'n on 'n on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Arf!..love this!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# hahaha wtf?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# KTWF!!!
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] James Brown is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# SLOOOOOOW POOOOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It ain't funky now
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Big dongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# getting "into" the sprit then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# gordon brown is dead?
did i hear that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IN HEAVEN LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# and merry christmas to you
take it to the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] STAR WARS IS SHITE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Happy this 'n' that, y'terrible so&so.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Winter Wonderland


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I've drunk a lot of wine, my photshop skillz are lacking today...
(missloki, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I've drunk a lot of beer, and it's only a bit past midday here
and I've started upsetting people.
I like your turd on skis.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Morning booze is good booze
Ta :P God, I love Christmas - it is the only time of year alcoholics aren't spat on for drinking at 9am...
(missloki, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# problem is i've started to get a bit sweary...can't remeber a word so i chuck fuck in instead...mum is a tad upseft
and yes started drinkipoohs at a little past nine :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Sound
after my own heart. My mum doesn't drink at all, so I have to hide my drunkeness, or she will send me to get the devil cast out, or something.
(missloki, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Snow Ho Ho !
Weeeeeeeeeeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# MERRY WINTER HOLIDAY NARC PARTY, YOU BUTTFINCH PEOPLE.


I LOVE YOU, IDIORTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Happy Thursday everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Happy Christmas Ttssattsr :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# SEXY MASMAS, BELA, MY GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Snaaaaaaaaaaaaausage on duuuuuuuuuuude !
PARTY HEARTY . . . MERRY WINTER !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Merry, Valin.
PS, when you make internet music, please email me the outcome. I may not come here, but I still want MP3's. BITCH. I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oooooh yeah . . . workin' on somethin' spacial for you !
KICK OUT THE JAMS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# will you do me now ttssattsr?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'm pretty drunk, so I think so. :D
LOL. OMG. OMFUCK. LOLFUCK. I miss Gronkpan :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# the classic gronkpan dvd is out now
www.b3ta.com/board/9049117
many hours of classical gronkpan, highlights of famous gronkpanings. Behnind the scenes inteviews with the man behind gronkpan...buy now with credit card and you'll receive the best of sir pidgeon nipples free!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# NOBODY IS BEHIND ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I MISS YOU, BROSKI. I WANT YOU TO KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# THAT'S BEAUTIFUL MAN
MERRY CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# SAY SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL. Okay quickly. Okay. Okay quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# EVERYBODY LOVES THE SUNSHINE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# THERE I SAID IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Buuuulh sheet.
OKAY. THIS HAS BEEN GOOD. I'M GOING NOW. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# OK YOU DO THAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Happy ROCKING Christmas Ttssattsr

And everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# WINTER WEINERS
I LIKE WINTER WEINER
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# KRITSMAS BONERZ
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Happy Christmas guys
look after each other.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Happy xmas to you too!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas everybody :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hahahahaha!

I'm drunk now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# AND HOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I'm rockin' the Baileys
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# "gaelic ale"
Highland Brewing Company, Asheville NC in Bush Amerika.

Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Take it all of . . . and DANCE !
Tip Tops To You !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)
# pfft-best film ever
sound of music that is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# That's what I heard . . . she's such a treat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Ace
pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# pffffffffft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Fanny Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd be out partying but I caught a bug 2 days ago and still feeling like crud
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Cough it up Red Leader !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Sympathies,
You did my idea but worse than it would have been had I actually done it...

Bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)
# pfft
you wuz pre-emptied
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# :)
it's almost impossible trying to find a pic of santa on a sleigh from the side view
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Woo..........................peas

and here
www.b3tards.com/u/c61877337bd7c8bb7536/snow_speederapocalypse.gif
there was abandwagon some time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Ooooh yeah . . . great wagon !
Chopopopop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# new season next month, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy day everybody!! & merry booze

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Haha nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# What's the rebels' favourite snack?
Wedge-and-chilies.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# That's not Biggs and it's not clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# *peas*


Colour

Merry Christmas, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# THATS SMUGGING AWSOME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# YAY!!
This needs moar props! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Mucho Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# haha
that's a fitting image to a smug year:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Thanks :)
This is now more popular than the first time I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Christmas B3ta! :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# usually both on at chrimbo

peas
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)
# hahahah!
(I liked it anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Get'r done . . . nice shot !
Every Happsy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# yesteryear repost
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# WOBBLES COCK YAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *Y@Ys*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# yay for lots of christmas threads :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# happy days!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# merry christmas cunts
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)
# DUI - thats a felony isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# lol
i wish it could be christmas every day-e-ay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Rough night out . . . bluuuuuuuurp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)
# *offers bucket quick*
heave-ho ho ho.....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# go on then. . . .
jingle bell-end:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Smoooooooooooth Action . . .
Let it . . . errrrrrrrum . . . snow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I KNOW I KNOW IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME TO DO THIS
MERRY CHRISTMAS /BOARD

Thanks for the Entertainments and such.

*passes around a woo a yay and a hoopla*

OH OH I KNOW

Have some pearosted fezcat as a pressie

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS MRS SP@M!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Merry Christmas zeltergiset
have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# That cat puts me in the Christmas spirit.
Hoorah cat!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# He's lovely
he's just been chasing tinsel and got a bit too happy and took a chunk out of my finger with his fezzy claws :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# happy day again internets :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# You too epiphany
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# here

scrooge cat he say bah humbug.

I'm too lazy to make one, just use your imagination
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Happy Xmas kiddies, get pissed and enjoy it! Like this guy! :D

This is a construct BTW, not just a pic I found on the interwebs... *edit* made it more obvious a 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# He's only having a good time because he doesn't understand what's going on.
/gloom blog
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# rodger that sailor
*guzzles another beer*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Gaaaa . . . Gaaaaaaaaaaa !
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# YOU FITHY POST DELETER.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Pardon?
EDIT: I think you will find that it was dickhead frix that deleted his post. Not me: www.b3ta.com/board/9050193

Cunt! ;)

Having a good christmas day?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ah yeah maybe. I'm a little too plastered to tell...
that also answers the next question.

and you? how has your mere 15 minutes of christmas been?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# wow thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Whoooooosh . . . let's ride !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I assume the reindeer are just out of shot?
You aren't DESTROYING DREAMS with your new-fangled technology, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# nope,
LucasTM did that so very well
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Ahhh
so thats how he gets around all of the world in one night. Must cause havoc for all the air traffic controllers
(violent pacifist ;now with 20% more paradox...., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah!
Merrick Wrist Mass
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)

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