Even if you are wearing trousers and underwear, if you press your fingers hard enough up your buttock cleft and worm them around, a small amount of anus smell will be transferred to your fingers. The process by which this happens is entirely magical.
'Ning! It's not NSFW, is it? You can't tell what it is from a distance.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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Pfft!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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how can we conclude it's a trap? all we know is it isn't a moon...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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I had Christmas Dinner with Admiral Ackbar yesterday
strange but true fact, from a certain point of view.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:13,
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you went down the pub TPMGA works in?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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yup, although be fair, it's a hotel :)
it was the only way we'd be able to spend any sort of christmas day together, so I helped out, and he was there! Had to stop myself cracking up every time he asked for the cranberry sauce
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:00,
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hehehehehehe
did he sound like akbar?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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if memory serves me you can also save it to your hard drive rather than burning it and vary the compression, other alternative is to convert dvd to avi
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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[ubiquitous movie quote]
"It is okay, man. I know how to drive when I am stoned."
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:40,
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Woo
Cold turkey anyone? *hands out cols sprouts*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:53,
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Pete Doherty - says "Does not Want Cold Turkey, man!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:13,
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He's in jail
In reality he probably saying, 'Not again Carlos. I beg you. Not until the bleeding in my anus stops.':P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:30,
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Ah I didn't realise he'd gone to jail
what was the reason?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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Failing to pass morning pleasentries with a duck.
I think it was acrually driving without a licence. I'm probably wrong and it was drugs.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:34,
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wikipedia says it was a breach of probabtion with a string of drug and driving offenses.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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I think it was the driving that finally did it.
I think he was actually doing quite well on the drugs front.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:46,
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i tend not to follow such things. Unless I hear a news report of Britney upskirt
or Amy flashing etc....
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:50,
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This is becomng a habit...
Teh news. The image is a repost. The shooting is a rehash.
(collapsibletankprocreates,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:16,
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i have a couple of trilobite fossils and one trilobite art piece made of glass.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:33,
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Dude
posting job listings on craigslist costs $25 now :(
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:08,
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only for undesirables and malcontents like you.
rob pays me to post here.
edit: did you ninja or has my reading comprehension run off with a fishwife?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:10,
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Maybe I did
and maybe it's the M :(
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:19,
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i think i'm still blocked from posting anyway.
are you hiring people to do nasty tasks?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:23,
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I'm trying to hire actors
which is I guess a nasty task when I have no money to pay them.
I'm considering figuring out how to pick up people off the street.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:28,
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i think you want gigs, talent.
what's it for? if it's a prank or a school projest you could try platonic or one of the community sections.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:41,
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Good call, I'll try that next
An "art film" that's kind of a theater of the absurd type thing.
I'm not even worrying about what I'm going to do with it, I just want to make it to make something.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:45,
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sounds like fun - i'd try community artists, i think.
tell them you'll burn them a dvd of the final cut in exchange for several thousand hours of being treated like cattle.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:49,
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That's where I went first
and I told them I would feed them as well.
I like the idea of picking people off the street but I'm pretty sure you can't do that without paying them. I tried it once and the guy was such a pain because he was like "oh hey, a movie, that sounds awesome!" and then I told him he had to get up at 8 am on Saturday and it was pulling teeth from then on in. That guy was kind of crazy though.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:52,
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8:00 am?!
you're the crazyperson. that is an imaginary time.
also, i think a lot of people wouldn't eat something that a guy they met on the street offered them.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:01,
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Valid points, all around.
We were fighting crowds in a park and daylight though. This next thing is going to be indoors so maybe I can work in a less horrible call time for people and we can be more casual about when and how long we work.
That guy was crazy though. Thankfully I got some of it on film.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:06,
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john waters always wrote scenes in public laundromats into his scripts.
he said it provided him with a free indoor space, and people there were usually too bewildered to realise what was going on.
ask your friends who are servers if they can access you space during downtime in bars and restaurants to use - if you need to, tell the owners/managers they'll get an advert in the end credits for providing space.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:21,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:39,
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(I made this gif two or three years ago, so it might have already done the rounds. Depends how naughty people have been with my sh1t ...well, my version of Andy Milonakis's sh1t. You know.)
(there she blowsminty biscuit,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:18,
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well just look at her big flappy head...kindof like candians on south park...
gah, mind pissed
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30,
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Well...her mouth rarely is still
(Right-Sequiturfollows along rightly,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:32,
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ask her to say about, if she says "aboot" she is definitely canadian.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:33,
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aye... thems be the breaks
going to sort out shit for uni.. then bugger off round europe in the summer.. get the young persons rail card before I'm too old for it. this sounds like a plan.. a month of trains and hostels seems grand to me :)
a coloration of paint horse (not ms paint) that is black with white mane and tail. My daughter's horse is a Freisian that is all black. She just drew it that way so the horse would have contrasting parts...
(Right-Sequiturfollows along rightly,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46,
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haha. That's
rubbish if you made it. Of course if your daughter made it then it's just sad.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:11,
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It does look more like an adult making a mock-up of a child's drawing
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:35,
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a small town called Golden
in BC.. 4 hour coach trip from calgary.. which was a pretty grim city... weird to look back on it as took off.. this phallic erruption of high rises sitting in a vast wilderness of white.
also they paid me to play my guitar.. twice! crazy bastards.
i fear however that you have let a predilection for bumshits cloud your judgement to a degree, although you would be neither the first, nor, i doubt, the last man to have done that
might do a bumshits special in the summer
p.s. someone else just told me that he thought the panel with "wanking makes me feel good also" in it was best ...just goes to show eh...
(there she blowsminty biscuit,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:25,
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man?
erm.... nah... you can find out yourself.
(TBLI posted this on,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27,
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