Home » Messageboard » Archive 35551
(Older | Newer )
merry boxmas!
(
polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:01,
archived )
ok
i know that was a q&d toap-fest have something slightly better:
(
polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:05,
archived )
that's no pudding
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:07,
archived )
my brother bought me an etch a sketch yay !
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:01,
archived )
so the first thing you do is put a willy on it.
yay!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:02,
archived )
ITS THE LAW !
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:02,
archived )
and the second thing he did
was draw a CDC on it.
(
Mystery_Bob ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:04,
archived )
Pfffft!
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:05,
archived )
ha ha ha !
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:07,
archived )
win!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:08,
archived )
arf!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:08,
archived )
I read that as "Amoeba Boy's"
Also: Woo!
(
ClanSoul ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:02,
archived )
haha what a brill present
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:05,
archived )
I got my mum a Sega Megadrive with Sonic 1&2 for her birthday this year.
(
ClanSoul ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:06,
archived )
I got him one of these
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:10,
archived )
I got a friend of mine one of these;
(
ClanSoul ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:14,
archived )
i recognise that video link
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:16,
archived )
That's nice for you.
(
ClanSoul ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17,
archived )
I got one of these
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15,
archived )
A youtube link?
(
ClanSoul ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17,
archived )
No you fucking idiot
A holiday in val thorens
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:18,
archived )
I was joking, silly :]
(
ClanSoul ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:20,
archived )
I could never get those bastard things to work.
No matter how I twiddle the knobs they never go the way I expect them to.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:06,
archived )
My brother got me one as well
and the idiot spent ages writing a Christmas message on it before wrapping ... it wasn't there when I opened it
(
P3te "the Meat" ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15,
archived )
now he knows you snuck out and rattled your pressies.
too clever...
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17,
archived )
Once a year, just for Han, she puts it on...
(
..wil ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:54,
archived )
Phwoar!!!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55,
archived )
Haha
Oh yeah
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55,
archived )
would.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:57,
archived )
^ what they said
(
Nathanial Hornblower ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:44,
archived )
Gotta respect truth in advertisement
(
LS18 ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:49,
archived )
Hahaha
Adequate snatch ftw \o/
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:52,
archived )
Just pussy?
But the other sign says ATM!!!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53,
archived )
I thought it was saying 'just pussy at the moment' at first.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Arse to mouth!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:54,
archived )
Haha
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55,
archived )
Adequate Thai Minge?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:54,
archived )
Ewww
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55,
archived )
So what's the blockage?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:49,
archived )
Haha Oh dear!
Woo!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50,
archived )
:D
Demon approves of this sort of thing.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50,
archived )
Approval demon is lovely :)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53,
archived )
(:
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53,
archived )
I'll bet you're relieved it wasn't all the wank rags.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:51,
archived )
Not again...
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53,
archived )
Magical anus smell
Even if you are wearing trousers and underwear, if you press your fingers hard enough up your buttock cleft and worm them around, a small amount of anus smell will be transferred to your fingers. The process by which this happens is entirely magical. 'Ning! It's not NSFW, is it? You can't tell what it is from a distance.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:37,
archived )
O_0
www.b3ta.com/board/9051731 (one reply suits two posts...)
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:42,
archived )
super
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44,
archived )
I would have put money on it being SCIENCE rather than Magical
but hey that's magic for you!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44,
archived )
Your dedication to science
on Boxing day is commendable.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:46,
archived )
happy repeat christmas boxing day
And so Eastmas starts, went into smiths and they were putting out the easter chocs
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:46,
archived )
Fucking hell.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:48,
archived )
it is normal, go into any where tomorrow and it will be Eastmas
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:49,
archived )
Then they are last year's stock
because Easter eggs haven't been produced yet (although mini eggs are produced from mid December).
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:52,
archived )
mini eggs
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55,
archived )
haha farts
Ning internets :D
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:47,
archived )
I can confirm this.
Not great when you've got Mexican heartburn.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:48,
archived )
why because there's magical anus colour as well?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50,
archived )
ok
that was it
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:55,
archived )
Jumpin' Jimminy!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:02,
archived )
skelitor wanted to see my first ever post
and seeing as its boxing day and all
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:18,
archived )
this...is a PEAROAST?? IN A NEW THREAD!!
*bursts blood vessel* incidently anyone can search for oldest posts, go to the search button and click your own posts (oldest first) and substitute other peoples user numberwww.b3ta.com/search/posts/5611/oldest www.b3ta.com/search/posts/11/oldest www.b3ta.com/search/posts/56509/oldest it's fun
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:19,
archived )
OUTRAGEOUS!
especially when the board is moving so faaaaasssst! hehe ;)
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:26,
archived )
my gast is flabbered. (hopefully people assume what i say is sacasam)
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:28,
archived )
this is
think is my favourite postwww.b3ta.com/board/7183153
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:41,
archived )
Dunno why he got abused for it
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44,
archived )
people
can be so fickle
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:45,
archived )
That's Pi for you people can be so funny about it
an it's infinte number of decimal places.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50,
archived )
worse than that it's transendental
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:52,
archived )
since im finding everyone elses first posts
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:28,
archived )
My first post was on the Shit Stories qotw.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:37,
archived )
i just read that. you odd odd person.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:41,
archived )
thats pretty
smashing
(
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:43,
archived )
seamed like a good idea.
this is my most popular www.b3ta.com/board/8437274 aw the youtube's gone. It was a popular music vid from the 80's
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44,
archived )
Thats no Present!
Click for bigger (233KB)
(
sn00py ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:23,
archived )
Arf!
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:23,
archived )
Obviously it's DeathStar Christmas Wrapping Paper
poorly disguising a football, bowling ball or a Chrismas Pudding. ;) woo
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:30,
archived )
Or a cleverly wrapped rubics cube.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:32,
archived )
I could probably do that, but not because I'm clever at wrapping.
Give me a book to wrap and I'll make it look like a television aerial.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:35,
archived )
No but you can make my television aerial look like a book.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:36,
archived )
The cunning DarkSide - then it is a trap, the trout guy is correct!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:35,
archived )
I know what it is anyway...
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:37,
archived )
I will spang you in advance for even thinking that Riverghost!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:41,
archived )
good good
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:43,
archived )
you can get rubik's puzzles that are not cubes (as well as simply higher dimensionality)
so it could be the grand limit...the rubiks sphere!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:44,
archived )
!
(
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:36,
archived )
:D
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39,
archived )
\o/
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:42,
archived )
Pfft!
(
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39,
archived )
how can we conclude it's a trap? all we know is it isn't a moon...
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:41,
archived )
I had Christmas Dinner with Admiral Ackbar yesterday
strange but true fact, from a certain point of view.
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:13,
archived )
you went down the pub TPMGA works in?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:29,
archived )
yup, although be fair, it's a hotel :)
it was the only way we'd be able to spend any sort of christmas day together, so I helped out, and he was there! Had to stop myself cracking up every time he asked for the cranberry sauce
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:00,
archived )
hehehehehehe
did he sound like akbar?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15,
archived )
Click for bigger (116KB)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:20,
archived )
Like it.
Confused by it. But like it.
(
collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:25,
archived )
Shopped a bit of pyrite I got a while back.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:35,
archived )
thats a bbc kids show
space pyrites
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:41,
archived )
*spang*
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:06,
archived )
nice... spacey
TJ: whats a good free dvd ripping software?
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:35,
archived )
You want bits, or the whole kaboodle?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:36,
archived )
i just want the movie to be a file on mycomputer
i care not for all the fancy stuff
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:39,
archived )
Not sure
With this Virtual Dub mod you can edit and save .vob files, and paste them together presumably.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:43,
archived )
Naaa Use Pro Tool TDM is completely free
The only slight drawback is I think the cheapest system you can buy to run it is about the quarter of a million bracket.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:53,
archived )
if you just want to make a 'backup' copy of a dvd this is quite handy
www.dvdshrink.org/ if memory serves me you can also save it to your hard drive rather than burning it and vary the compression, other alternative is to convert dvd to avi
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:49,
archived )
[ubiquitous movie quote]
"It is okay, man. I know how to drive when I am stoned."
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:40,
archived )
Woo
Cold turkey anyone? *hands out cols sprouts*
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:53,
archived )
Pete Doherty - says "Does not Want Cold Turkey, man!"
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:13,
archived )
He's in jail
In reality he probably saying, 'Not again Carlos. I beg you. Not until the bleeding in my anus stops.':P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:30,
archived )
Ah I didn't realise he'd gone to jail
what was the reason?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:31,
archived )
Failing to pass morning pleasentries with a duck.
I think it was acrually driving without a licence. I'm probably wrong and it was drugs.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:34,
archived )
wikipedia says it was a breach of probabtion with a string of drug and driving offenses.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:40,
archived )
I think it was the driving that finally did it.
I think he was actually doing quite well on the drugs front.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:46,
archived )
i tend not to follow such things. Unless I hear a news report of Britney upskirt
or Amy flashing etc....
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:50,
archived )
This is becomng a habit...
Teh news. The image is a repost. The shooting is a rehash.
(
collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:16,
archived )
Haha
Naughty Claus. No soup fopr you!
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:19,
archived )
hmmm
(
pancakes_n_ham ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:17,
archived )
/waits for humour
(
Skirite Gerrorf my larnd ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39,
archived )
^
(
collapsibletank procreates ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:52,
archived )
"He was going through some type of marital problems."
Well, there's a fucking genius right there
(
discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:52,
archived )
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:50,
archived )
Janet Jackson?? Eartha Kitt?? Other??
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 7:46,
archived )
Eartha Kitt
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:17,
archived )
Here kitty, kitty kitty.
(
Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:18,
archived )
She's dead, Dave.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:37,
archived )
Bbbbut Kitties have 9 lives
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:21,
archived )
Thought this was lies
but just saw the announcement. I am sad now.
(
Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:45,
archived )
Cheers for cheatage link
(
Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:58,
archived )
Ummm.... I T-H-I-N-K I've got the hang of this.
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:33,
archived )
Victor!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:55,
archived )
26th December - Untitled
Hope ya'll had a good Christmas. I'm off doing the 3 peaks today.
(
PagettyPol something something something ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:54,
archived )
Have fun.
And woo, as usual.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:09,
archived )
Have a good one.
I'm hoping to get up Ben Lomond sometime next year.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:14,
archived )
Nice to hear you're going out with a great guy, good idea to take it slow...
sorry :P
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:24,
archived )
:D He's playing hard-to-get
I have to crack a loch to get in there.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:48,
archived )
nice.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:24,
archived )
look out! huge mouth is attacking!
(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:30,
archived )
pffft
and some more pfft
(
duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!! ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:22,
archived )
That's really bloody lovely man, first time i've seen you do something in a eralist style.
EXCELLENT WORK!
(
Just Flange ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:14,
archived )
Hey kids,
it's the Late-Night Trilobite!
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:21,
archived )
nice job. i heart trilobites.
i have a couple of trilobite fossils and one trilobite art piece made of glass.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:33,
archived )
Dude
posting job listings on craigslist costs $25 now :(
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:08,
archived )
only for undesirables and malcontents like you.
rob pays me to post here. edit: did you ninja or has my reading comprehension run off with a fishwife?
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:10,
archived )
Maybe I did
and maybe it's the M :(
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:19,
archived )
i think i'm still blocked from posting anyway.
are you hiring people to do nasty tasks?
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:23,
archived )
I'm trying to hire actors
which is I guess a nasty task when I have no money to pay them. I'm considering figuring out how to pick up people off the street.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:28,
archived )
i think you want gigs, talent.
what's it for? if it's a prank or a school projest you could try platonic or one of the community sections.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:41,
archived )
Good call, I'll try that next
An "art film" that's kind of a theater of the absurd type thing. I'm not even worrying about what I'm going to do with it, I just want to make it to make something.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:45,
archived )
sounds like fun - i'd try community artists, i think.
tell them you'll burn them a dvd of the final cut in exchange for several thousand hours of being treated like cattle.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:49,
archived )
That's where I went first
and I told them I would feed them as well. I like the idea of picking people off the street but I'm pretty sure you can't do that without paying them. I tried it once and the guy was such a pain because he was like "oh hey, a movie, that sounds awesome!" and then I told him he had to get up at 8 am on Saturday and it was pulling teeth from then on in. That guy was kind of crazy though.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:52,
archived )
8:00 am?!
you're the crazyperson. that is an imaginary time. also, i think a lot of people wouldn't eat something that a guy they met on the street offered them.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:01,
archived )
Valid points, all around.
We were fighting crowds in a park and daylight though. This next thing is going to be indoors so maybe I can work in a less horrible call time for people and we can be more casual about when and how long we work. That guy was crazy though. Thankfully I got some of it on film.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:06,
archived )
john waters always wrote scenes in public laundromats into his scripts.
he said it provided him with a free indoor space, and people there were usually too bewildered to realise what was going on. ask your friends who are servers if they can access you space during downtime in bars and restaurants to use - if you need to, tell the owners/managers they'll get an advert in the end credits for providing space.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:21,
archived )
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:39,
archived )
ISOPOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:42,
archived )
same glasses as dame edna, but nowhere near as old.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:10,
archived )
haven't i seen this early cambria anthropod somewhere before?
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:49,
archived )
Yes.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:50,
archived )
Lully
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:08,
archived )
please link it, that image is nearly one trilobite
(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:20,
archived )
*smacks*
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:30,
archived )
*unwraps brand new Spanging pan*
;D
(
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:46,
archived )
I'll be honest, I deserve spanging for that
(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:56,
archived )
Pfft!
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:05,
archived )
remember that kid?
(I made this gif two or three years ago, so it might have already done the rounds. Depends how naughty people have been with my sh1t ...well, my version of Andy Milonakis's sh1t. You know.)
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:18,
archived )
RIS?
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:34,
archived )
Oh, and you're allowed to swear properly here.
Fuck shit bollocks twat fanny arse bum tit willy poo pants plop
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:36,
archived )
piss cunt damn crap boob flaps barbra striesand
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:40,
archived )
bastard cunty bollocks stick it up your dad's urethra jobby jobby plop plop jewy jewy guff guff
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:41,
archived )
clunge
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:43,
archived )
turd front botty cumstain anne widdecombe's penis!
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:45,
archived )
fuckadoodledo
In 1975 you told me that I'm not tall enough to lick your nipples. Now I'm too tall. I'm sorry, but the train has passed... .·´¯`·ç_ç·´¯`·.
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:48,
archived )
Flange dwarfing shadow mincer.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:48,
archived )
poopoo head
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:53,
archived )
solipsistic, toilet water drinking, verb dodging, conquistador felating, nincompoop
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:56,
archived )
Cocksucker motherfucker eat a bag of shit
douchebag cunt head suck your mother's tit
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:28,
archived )
something about shit
and people posting shit, and some shit. I'm going to bed, You are all shit except Potty and Dixon.
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:10,
archived )
PECH3!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30,
archived )
erm...
ris?
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:32,
archived )
his glove dissolves into space
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:33,
archived )
its dekion, man, if you don't ris you're doomed
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:36,
archived )
I know the pie-ces, fit
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:38,
archived )
HYPERCUBE
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:40,
archived )
HYPECHE
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:41,
archived )
You playing bumhole tetris again?
(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46,
archived )
Is it Kosher?
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46,
archived )
fatwa much?
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:14,
archived )
soldier, you deserve an award
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:21,
archived )
oh man, peche!
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:39,
archived )
Yes, peche.
I've been saying that for years. Peche.
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:40,
archived )
at first i was all "ou est la peche?"
but then DEKIONPLEXIS HAD THE PECHE
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:41,
archived )
I do not have the peche, I must confess.
Who has the peche?
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:42,
archived )
i believed in you, man, and you let me down
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:42,
archived )
The peche is a law unto itself.
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:43,
archived )
PECHS AND CREEEEEEEAM !
If ya know what I mean . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:44,
archived )
As long as it's Kosher.
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:45,
archived )
Oh yes it is too even !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:51,
archived )
PECHE LIKE A MOTHEUCKER!
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:53,
archived )
Thems is da Pechest . . . like evaaaaaaar !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:55,
archived )
PECH3 IS TOO FRUITY!!!!!!! WE WANT MEAT! FEEEEEEEEEESH MEAT!
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:50,
archived )
PECHE-FEESH, man's greatest enema.
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:51,
archived )
Noisey Eel
Shurly
(
Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:45,
archived )
Eel oh eel.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:49,
archived )
Geometric paint ponies are da bomb!
My daughter's desktop image of her horse...
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:24,
archived )
the hind leg suggests it's fit for the glue factory
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26,
archived )
so that's what you're calling it these days
you cripple lover.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27,
archived )
pfft.
tis a bugger about Canada...
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:28,
archived )
my daughter thinks..
that her drawing makes her look like she's from Canada.
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:29,
archived )
head flap is in the wrong place.
it is fucking disturbing and off putting in person.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30,
archived )
well just look at her big flappy head...kindof like candians on south park...
gah, mind pissed
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30,
archived )
Well...her mouth rarely is still
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:32,
archived )
ask her to say about, if she says "aboot" she is definitely canadian.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:33,
archived )
aye... thems be the breaks
going to sort out shit for uni.. then bugger off round europe in the summer.. get the young persons rail card before I'm too old for it. this sounds like a plan.. a month of trains and hostels seems grand to me :)
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30,
archived )
heheh, that sounds great.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:31,
archived )
seems happy enough...
it does.
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:28,
archived )
EAT THE CARROT!
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26,
archived )
rargh!
top dooding.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:35,
archived )
woo
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:48,
archived )
Don't trust her black and white minstrel horse!
She has a carrot and a stick!
(
zoldergoose ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27,
archived )
I've never seen a black horse that wasn't black all over.
Does a colour pattern like that even exist in horses?
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:34,
archived )
It's really a white horse that was painted.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:36,
archived )
he once had flowing black locks
but then he got old and grey :(
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:36,
archived )
there is
a coloration of paint horse (not ms paint) that is black with white mane and tail. My daughter's horse is a Freisian that is all black. She just drew it that way so the horse would have contrasting parts...
(
Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46,
archived )
haha. That's
rubbish if you made it. Of course if your daughter made it then it's just sad.
(
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:11,
archived )
It does look more like an adult making a mock-up of a child's drawing
than an actual child's drawing.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:13,
archived )
had to get this out of my head....
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:14,
archived )
:D
Merry Christmas to you Tom O! Hopw you have had a nice one!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:15,
archived )
you too
it was ace. i got a lovely trilby
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:20,
archived )
Nice one!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:24,
archived )
how was presentfest '08 for you?
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26,
archived )
the only thing I unwrapped this christmas was an orange
...sad but true.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26,
archived )
oops
i tripped
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:18,
archived )
smooph brrap fwunk.
this is symmetry of the highest order.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:19,
archived )
you're here!
did you see the most recent diamond pete?
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:21,
archived )
no.. i didn't
I have been in canada.. should of been away longer but the job IU was meant to have wasn't there.. the swines! repost away :)
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:23,
archived )
i thought as much. canada's lovely innit?
previously#3 #2 #1
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26,
archived )
twas epic.
mountains are fabulous :D.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:28,
archived )
great stuff,, where were you?
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:35,
archived )
a small town called Golden
in BC.. 4 hour coach trip from calgary.. which was a pretty grim city... weird to look back on it as took off.. this phallic erruption of high rises sitting in a vast wilderness of white. also they paid me to play my guitar.. twice! crazy bastards.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:39,
archived )
BC is gorgeous innit.
when i was there i saw a 200ft waterfall
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:43,
archived )
moving water?
it spent two weeks being below -20.. not much water was moving :P I got a snow beard. that was ace. fucking cold. -29 is a silly temperature to go walking for half an hour in.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:03,
archived )
boom boom...
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:21,
archived )
i did this about three years ago, with a pen
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:13,
archived )
epic!!!
clicks from me!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:14,
archived )
assumes the position
you may bum me
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:16,
archived )
epic epic
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:17,
archived )
The bumshits panel is ace
and makes everything else anticlimactic. Re-draw just panel 3 and you've got yourself an FP.
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:19,
archived )
thanks
for the tip i fear however that you have let a predilection for bumshits cloud your judgement to a degree, although you would be neither the first, nor, i doubt, the last man to have done that might do a bumshits special in the summer p.s. someone else just told me that he thought the panel with "wanking makes me feel good also " in it was best ...just goes to show eh...
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:25,
archived )
man?
erm.... nah... you can find out yourself.
(
TBL I posted this on ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27,
archived )
WHAT'S GOING ON
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:20,
archived )
there was a money maker and it got shook.
twelve people died.
(
arrangedletters ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:25,
archived )
sketchizzzzzzzz peoples!
boards is slow so!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:51,
archived )
FUCK NO I'M NEVER TOUCHING A PENCIL AGAIN
here's a thing i didn't do in pencil
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:53,
archived )
ooooh!
woooo!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:55,
archived )
this is exactly what I'd expect from you
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58,
archived )
BRILLIANCE
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58,
archived )
oh god
where have you been you should be here 100% of the time
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:59,
archived )
*embrace*
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:00,
archived )
man i cant be seen embracin' witchu
up yo' demon street rep first, blud!
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:06,
archived )
badass!!!!
clickety click c;ick!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:08,
archived )
Show off!
Perfect.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:11,
archived )
:D
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:03,
archived )
YES
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:05,
archived )
This is ace!
But it was your striped coloured in one I loved :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:08,
archived )
MS Paint always wins
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:24,
archived )
haven't used a pencil since i was 10
they're for the mentally slow
(
hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:56,
archived )
that's crayons you're thinking of.
now put that Violet Red back in the pack, or you won't eat your tardburger.
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:03,
archived )
/WUT!?!
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:57,
archived )
owwww!
that must of hurt!
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58,
archived )
It all started so simply.
Just the one behind the ear... then... it got out of hand.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:59,
archived )
oh dear!
well i guess you've just been "lead* astray, it looks like yorrick! 2b or not 2b that is the question.
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:02,
archived )
HOOARGH
that would make a good (bad) villain's mask.
(
Shada ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58,
archived )
pens made out of graphite
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:01,
archived )
that was
cool
(
there she blows minty biscuit ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:11,
archived )
ok
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:15,
archived )
Hide
Hide post If you want to unhide this post later, click the "update profile" link in the top navigation bar, and scroll down to the bottom.
Ignore
Shush them a week You will be blisfully unaware of this user for just one week
Mute user You will not see this users messages again
Block user You will not see them and they will not see you
« Older messages | Newer messages »