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[challenge entry] merry boxmas!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ok
i know that was a q&d toap-fest
have something slightly better:
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# that's no pudding
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# my brother bought me an etch a sketch yay !
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# so the first thing you do is put a willy on it.
yay!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# ITS THE LAW !
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# and the second thing he did
was draw a CDC on it.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha !
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# win!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I read that as "Amoeba Boy's"
Also: Woo!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# haha what a brill present
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I got my mum a Sega Megadrive with Sonic 1&2 for her birthday this year.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I got him one of these
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I got a friend of mine one of these;
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i recognise that video link
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That's nice for you.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I got one of these
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# A youtube link?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# No you fucking idiot
A holiday in val thorens
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I was joking, silly :]
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I could never get those bastard things to work.
No matter how I twiddle the knobs they never go the way I expect them to.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# My brother got me one as well
and the idiot spent ages writing a Christmas message on it before wrapping ... it wasn't there when I opened it
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# now he knows you snuck out and rattled your pressies.
too clever...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Once a year, just for Han, she puts it on...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Haha
Oh yeah
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# would.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ^ what they said
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Gotta respect truth in advertisement


(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Adequate snatch ftw \o/
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Just pussy?
But the other sign says ATM!!!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I thought it was saying 'just pussy at the moment' at first.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Arse to mouth!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Adequate Thai Minge?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ewww
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# So what's the blockage?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Haha Oh dear!
Woo!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D

Demon approves of this sort of thing.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Approval demon is lovely :)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# (:
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I'll bet you're relieved it wasn't all the wank rags.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Not again...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Magical anus smell
Even if you are wearing trousers and underwear, if you press your fingers hard enough up your buttock cleft and worm them around, a small amount of anus smell will be transferred to your fingers. The process by which this happens is entirely magical.


'Ning! It's not NSFW, is it? You can't tell what it is from a distance.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# O_0
www.b3ta.com/board/9051731

(one reply suits two posts...)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# super
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I would have put money on it being SCIENCE rather than Magical
but hey that's magic for you!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Your dedication to science
on Boxing day is commendable.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# happy repeat christmas boxing day
And so Eastmas starts, went into smiths and they were putting out the easter chocs
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Fucking hell.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it is normal, go into any where tomorrow and it will be Eastmas
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Then they are last year's stock
because Easter eggs haven't been produced yet
(although mini eggs are produced from mid December).
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# mini eggs
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# haha farts
Ning internets :D
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I can confirm this.
Not great when you've got Mexican heartburn.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# why because there's magical anus colour as well?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ok


that was it
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Jumpin' Jimminy!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# skelitor wanted to see my first ever post
and seeing as its boxing day and all
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# this...is a PEAROAST?? IN A NEW THREAD!!
*bursts blood vessel*
incidently anyone can search for oldest posts, go to the search button and click your own posts (oldest first) and substitute other peoples user number
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/5611/oldest
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/11/oldest
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/56509/oldest
it's fun
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# OUTRAGEOUS!
especially when the board is moving so faaaaasssst! hehe ;)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# my gast is flabbered. (hopefully people assume what i say is sacasam)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# this is
think is my favourite post
www.b3ta.com/board/7183153
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Dunno why he got abused for it
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# people
can be so fickle
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# That's Pi for you people can be so funny about it
an it's infinte number of decimal places.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# worse than that it's transendental
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# since im finding everyone elses first posts
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# My first post was on the Shit Stories qotw.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i just read that. you odd odd person.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# thats pretty
smashing
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# seamed like a good idea.
this is my most popular www.b3ta.com/board/8437274
aw the youtube's gone. It was a popular music vid from the 80's
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Thats no Present!


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(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Obviously it's DeathStar Christmas Wrapping Paper
poorly disguising a football, bowling ball or a Chrismas Pudding. ;)

woo
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Or a cleverly wrapped rubics cube.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I could probably do that, but not because I'm clever at wrapping.
Give me a book to wrap and I'll make it look like a television aerial.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# No but you can make my television aerial look like a book.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# The cunning DarkSide - then it is a trap, the trout guy is correct!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I know what it is anyway...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I will spang you in advance for even thinking that Riverghost!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# good good
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# you can get rubik's puzzles that are not cubes (as well as simply higher dimensionality)
so it could be the grand limit...the rubiks sphere!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# !
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# how can we conclude it's a trap? all we know is it isn't a moon...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I had Christmas Dinner with Admiral Ackbar yesterday
strange but true fact, from a certain point of view.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:13, archived)
# you went down the pub TPMGA works in?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yup, although be fair, it's a hotel :)
it was the only way we'd be able to spend any sort of christmas day together, so I helped out,
and he was there! Had to stop myself cracking up every time he asked for the cranberry sauce
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hehehehehehe
did he sound like akbar?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
#


Click for bigger (116KB)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Like it.
Confused by it.
But like it.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Shopped a bit of pyrite I got a while back.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# thats a bbc kids show
space pyrites
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# nice... spacey
TJ: whats a good free dvd ripping software?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# You want bits, or the whole kaboodle?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# i just want the movie to be a file on mycomputer
i care not for all the fancy stuff
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Not sure
With this Virtual Dub mod you can edit and save .vob files, and paste them together presumably.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Naaa Use Pro Tool TDM is completely free
The only slight drawback is I think the cheapest system you can buy to run it is about the quarter of a million bracket.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# if you just want to make a 'backup' copy of a dvd this is quite handy
www.dvdshrink.org/

if memory serves me you can also save it to your hard drive rather than burning it and vary the compression, other alternative is to convert dvd to avi
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# [ubiquitous movie quote]
    "It is okay, man. I know how
    to drive when I am stoned."
 
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Woo
Cold turkey anyone? *hands out cols sprouts*
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Pete Doherty - says "Does not Want Cold Turkey, man!"
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# He's in jail
In reality he probably saying, 'Not again Carlos. I beg you. Not until the bleeding in my anus stops.':P
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ah I didn't realise he'd gone to jail
what was the reason?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Failing to pass morning pleasentries with a duck.
I think it was acrually driving without a licence. I'm probably wrong and it was drugs.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# wikipedia says it was a breach of probabtion with a string of drug and driving offenses.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I think it was the driving that finally did it.
I think he was actually doing quite well on the drugs front.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# i tend not to follow such things. Unless I hear a news report of Britney upskirt
or Amy flashing etc....
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This is becomng a habit...


Teh news.

The image is a repost. The shooting is a rehash.

(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Haha
Naughty Claus. No soup fopr you!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# /waits for humour
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# "He was going through some type of marital problems."
Well, there's a fucking genius right there
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Janet Jackson?? Eartha Kitt?? Other??
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Eartha Kitt
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Here kitty, kitty kitty.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# She's dead, Dave.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Bbbbut Kitties have 9 lives
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Thought this was lies
but just saw the announcement. I am sad now.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Cheers for cheatage link
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ummm.... I T-H-I-N-K I've got the hang of this.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Victor!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# 26th December - Untitled


Hope ya'll had a good Christmas. I'm off doing the 3 peaks today.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Have fun.
And woo, as usual.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Have a good one.
I'm hoping to get up Ben Lomond sometime next year.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Nice to hear you're going out with a great guy, good idea to take it slow...
sorry :P
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:24, archived)
# :D He's playing hard-to-get
I have to crack a loch to get in there.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:48, archived)
# nice.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:24, archived)
# look out! huge mouth is attacking!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 6:30, archived)
# pffft
and some more pfft
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That's really bloody lovely man, first time i've seen you do something in a eralist style.
EXCELLENT WORK!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hey kids,
it's the Late-Night Trilobite!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# nice job. i heart trilobites.
i have a couple of trilobite fossils and one trilobite art piece made of glass.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Dude
posting job listings on craigslist costs $25 now :(
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
# only for undesirables and malcontents like you.
rob pays me to post here.

edit: did you ninja or has my reading comprehension run off with a fishwife?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Maybe I did
and maybe it's the M :(
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:19, archived)
# i think i'm still blocked from posting anyway.
are you hiring people to do nasty tasks?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I'm trying to hire actors
which is I guess a nasty task when I have no money to pay them.

I'm considering figuring out how to pick up people off the street.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:28, archived)
# i think you want gigs, talent.
what's it for? if it's a prank or a school projest you could try platonic or one of the community sections.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Good call, I'll try that next
An "art film" that's kind of a theater of the absurd type thing.

I'm not even worrying about what I'm going to do with it, I just want to make it to make something.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:45, archived)
# sounds like fun - i'd try community artists, i think.
tell them you'll burn them a dvd of the final cut in exchange for several thousand hours of being treated like cattle.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:49, archived)
# That's where I went first
and I told them I would feed them as well.

I like the idea of picking people off the street but I'm pretty sure you can't do that without paying them. I tried it once and the guy was such a pain because he was like "oh hey, a movie, that sounds awesome!" and then I told him he had to get up at 8 am on Saturday and it was pulling teeth from then on in. That guy was kind of crazy though.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# 8:00 am?!
you're the crazyperson. that is an imaginary time.

also, i think a lot of people wouldn't eat something that a guy they met on the street offered them.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Valid points, all around.
We were fighting crowds in a park and daylight though. This next thing is going to be indoors so maybe I can work in a less horrible call time for people and we can be more casual about when and how long we work.

That guy was crazy though. Thankfully I got some of it on film.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)
# john waters always wrote scenes in public laundromats into his scripts.
he said it provided him with a free indoor space, and people there were usually too bewildered to realise what was going on.

ask your friends who are servers if they can access you space during downtime in bars and restaurants to use - if you need to, tell the owners/managers they'll get an advert in the end credits for providing space.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)
# ISOPOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)
# same glasses as dame edna, but nowhere near as old.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:10, archived)
# haven't i seen this early cambria anthropod somewhere before?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Lully
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
# please link it, that image is nearly one trilobite
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:20, archived)
# *smacks*
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:30, archived)
# *unwraps brand new Spanging pan*
;D
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:46, archived)
# I'll be honest, I deserve spanging for that
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# remember that kid?


(I made this gif two or three years ago, so it might have already done the rounds. Depends how naughty people have been with my sh1t ...well, my version of Andy Milonakis's sh1t. You know.)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Oh, and you're allowed to swear properly here.
Fuck shit bollocks twat fanny arse bum tit willy poo pants plop
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# piss cunt damn crap boob flaps barbra striesand
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# bastard cunty bollocks stick it up your dad's urethra jobby jobby plop plop jewy jewy guff guff
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# clunge
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)
# turd front botty cumstain anne widdecombe's penis!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# fuckadoodledo
In 1975 you told me that I'm not tall enough to lick your nipples.
Now I'm too tall.
I'm sorry,
but the train has passed...
.·´¯`·ç_ç·´¯`·.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Flange dwarfing shadow mincer.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# poopoo head
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# solipsistic, toilet water drinking, verb dodging, conquistador felating, nincompoop
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Cocksucker motherfucker eat a bag of shit
douchebag cunt head suck your mother's tit
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
# something about shit
and people posting shit, and some shit.
I'm going to bed, You are all shit except Potty and Dixon.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# PECH3!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# erm...
ris?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# his glove dissolves into space
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# its dekion, man, if you don't ris you're doomed
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I know the pie-ces, fit
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# HYPERCUBE
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# HYPECHE
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# You playing bumhole tetris again?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Is it Kosher?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# fatwa much?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# soldier, you deserve an award
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# oh man, peche!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Yes, peche.
I've been saying that for years.

Peche.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# at first i was all "ou est la peche?"
but then DEKIONPLEXIS HAD THE PECHE
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I do not have the peche, I must confess.
Who has the peche?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i believed in you, man, and you let me down
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# The peche is a law unto itself.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# PECHS AND CREEEEEEEAM !
If ya know what I mean . . .
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# As long as it's Kosher.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Oh yes it is too even !
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# PECHE LIKE A MOTHEUCKER!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Thems is da Pechest . . . like evaaaaaaar !
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# PECH3 IS TOO FRUITY!!!!!!! WE WANT MEAT! FEEEEEEEEEESH MEAT!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# PECHE-FEESH, man's greatest enema.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Noisey Eel
Shurly
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Eel oh eel.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Geometric paint ponies are da bomb!

My daughter's desktop image of her horse...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# the hind leg suggests it's fit for the glue factory
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# so that's what you're calling it these days
you cripple lover.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# pfft.
tis a bugger about Canada...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# my daughter thinks..
that her drawing makes her look like she's from Canada.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# head flap is in the wrong place.
it is fucking disturbing and off putting in person.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# well just look at her big flappy head...kindof like candians on south park...
gah, mind pissed
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Well...her mouth rarely is still
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ask her to say about, if she says "aboot" she is definitely canadian.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# aye... thems be the breaks
going to sort out shit for uni.. then bugger off round europe in the summer.. get the young persons rail card before I'm too old for it. this sounds like a plan.. a month of trains and hostels seems grand to me :)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# heheh, that sounds great.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# seems happy enough...
it does.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# EAT THE CARROT!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# rargh!
top dooding.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Don't trust her black and white minstrel horse!
She has a carrot and a stick!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I've never seen a black horse that wasn't black all over.
Does a colour pattern like that even exist in horses?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# It's really a white horse that was painted.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# he once had flowing black locks
but then he got old and grey :(
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# there is
a coloration of paint horse (not ms paint) that is black with white mane and tail. My daughter's horse is a Freisian that is all black. She just drew it that way so the horse would have contrasting parts...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# haha. That's
rubbish if you made it. Of course if your daughter made it then it's just sad.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# It does look more like an adult making a mock-up of a child's drawing
than an actual child's drawing.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:13, archived)
# had to get this out of my head....
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# :D
Merry Christmas to you Tom O!

Hopw you have had a nice one!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# you too
it was ace. i got a lovely trilby
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# how was presentfest '08 for you?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# the only thing I unwrapped this christmas was an orange
...sad but true.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# oops
i tripped
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
# smooph brrap fwunk.
this is symmetry of the highest order.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# you're here!
did you see the most recent diamond pete?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# no.. i didn't
I have been in canada.. should of been away longer but the job IU was meant to have wasn't there.. the swines!

repost away :)
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# i thought as much. canada's lovely innit?


previously
#3
#2
#1
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
# twas epic.
mountains are fabulous :D.

(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# great stuff,, where were you?
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# a small town called Golden
in BC.. 4 hour coach trip from calgary.. which was a pretty grim city... weird to look back on it as took off.. this phallic erruption of high rises sitting in a vast wilderness of white.

also they paid me to play my guitar.. twice! crazy bastards.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BC is gorgeous innit.
when i was there i saw a 200ft waterfall
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# moving water?
it spent two weeks being below -20.. not much water was moving :P

I got a snow beard. that was ace. fucking cold. -29 is a silly temperature to go walking for half an hour in.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# boom boom...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# i did this about three years ago, with a pen
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# epic!!!
clicks from me!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)
# assumes the position
you may bum me
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# epic epic
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# The bumshits panel is ace
and makes everything else anticlimactic. Re-draw just panel 3 and you've got yourself an FP.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# thanks
for the tip

i fear however that you have let a predilection for bumshits cloud your judgement to a degree, although you would be neither the first, nor, i doubt, the last man to have done that

might do a bumshits special in the summer

p.s. someone else just told me that he thought the panel with "wanking makes me feel good also" in it was best ...just goes to show eh...
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# man?
erm.... nah... you can find out yourself.

(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# WHAT'S GOING ON
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# there was a money maker and it got shook.
twelve people died.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# sketchizzzzzzzz peoples!
boards is slow so!



(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# FUCK NO I'M NEVER TOUCHING A PENCIL AGAIN
here's a thing i didn't do in pencil
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ooooh!
woooo!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# this is exactly what I'd expect from you
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# BRILLIANCE
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# oh god
where have you been you should be here 100% of the time
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *embrace*
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:00, archived)
# man i cant be seen embracin' witchu

up yo' demon street rep first, blud!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)
# badass!!!!
clickety click c;ick!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Show off!
Perfect.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# This is ace!
But it was your striped coloured in one I loved :D
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# MS Paint always wins
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haven't used a pencil since i was 10
they're for the mentally slow
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:56, archived)
# that's crayons you're thinking of.
now put that Violet Red back in the pack, or you won't eat your tardburger.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
/WUT!?!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# owwww!
that must of hurt!
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# It all started so simply.
Just the one behind the ear... then... it got out of hand.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# oh dear!
well i guess you've just been "lead* astray, it looks like yorrick! 2b or not 2b that is the question.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)
# HOOARGH
that would make a good (bad) villain's mask.
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:58, archived)
# pens made out of graphite
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# that was
cool
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)

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