Just got into the new year, and it makes me somewhat upset
So I made this symetric Axl for you.
his neck has finally caved in......he can't sing anymore...........................YAY!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:14,
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His head is the same size as it is !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:17,
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*Reads Cartesian philosophy of mind*But are they the same thing?
*Explodes*
(*Explodes*
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:18,
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Perfect for trying on hats too !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:23,
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^this would've put Descartes in two minds.arf etc
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:28,
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Post psychedelic grove
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:33,
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More of this.Happy new year!!!!oneoneone
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:20,
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In reflection his face is hexagonalIn portrait his face is pentagonal. What would Pythagoras say?
(
Supergyrations,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:24,
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Symmetry is a funny thing !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:28,
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I am currently making myself weep with laughterreading the gross QOTW answers in Monocromatico's profile in a Luiz Felipe Scolari voice.
Charming!
(Charming!
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:47,
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I should jolly well think not, young man.They're reprehensible.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:34,
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There is no Safeway !Keep a coin between your knees . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:04,
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You are still at risk from toilet seats!
(
enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:22,
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Very much so . . . they can drop at any moment ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:26,
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I pay myself to wankand donate the proceeds to porn sites featuring lady amputees.
Everyone's a winner baby.
(Everyone's a winner baby.
Shlvng,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:14,
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Depending on your stamina, you may have just saved the world's economy there.Keep going!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:23,
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I never feel ashamed about asking for painkillers. The law requires the poor girl on the counter to query it these days.I may be innocently RISsing here, cos my employers have made this picture a redex - anyone wanna describe it for me?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:18,
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It's Gordon Brown, dancing naked around a burning pile of Tory front benchers**It isn't.
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:21,
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SUPERDRUG???They aren't allowed to sell the morning after pill, it's what's known as a P line, only pharmacies can sell them.
/steps off box
(,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:59,
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/steps off box
I supposeit would be a little bit too pendantic to point out that some branches of Superdrug do have pharmacies in them, so I won't bother
:-)
(,
Sun 4 Jan 2009, 1:28,
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:-)
I love giving these outI once had a young lady* in for the morning after pill, and when I asked her whether she'd had unprotected sex any other times since her last period she said yes... Every night for the last fortnight!
I told her that unfortunately the morning after pill wasn't for her, and that she should probably see her doctor...
(BTW- I should probably mention at this stage that I'm a pharmacist, not just some dodgy perv who asks teenage girls whether they've been having unprotected sex)
*teenage chav
(,
Sun 4 Jan 2009, 1:24,
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I told her that unfortunately the morning after pill wasn't for her, and that she should probably see her doctor...
(BTW- I should probably mention at this stage that I'm a pharmacist, not just some dodgy perv who asks teenage girls whether they've been having unprotected sex)
*teenage chav
'ello and Happy Nose Year !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:23,
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OH FUCK YEAH, HAPPY YEARS MR VALIN epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:24,
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Happy Everything epiphany !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:28,
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im not really happy but your monkey is cheeryI think shooting americans on xboxies will cheer me up :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:29,
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Have at it . . . it's all a state of minned ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:34,
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Yeah americans fuck off!!Its gonna take a fair bit for me not to see my mate smacking his girlfriend in the face... :(
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:40,
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Yeah . . . you gotta transfer your thoughts someplace . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:42,
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Shooting americans it is then!With a brew :)
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:45,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah . . . more better !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:47,
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Haha shoot shoot!A pic for every occasion! :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:49,
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It's a shoot'em up !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:56,
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I'll take a case . . . because I've got a case . . . of something . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:38,
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Oh . . . nose . . . twitch !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:53,
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Aztec calendar mandala
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:59,
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Ill wheel this out cos its a new year
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:57,
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Thats the only "Valin-esque" image I have :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:07,
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I would do more, but im fucking lazyand a tad drunk,=...
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:11,
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It's all good . . . enjoy . . . your self !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:16,
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Gold is where you find it ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:07,
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cockweasel???? perfect for my vaginalesia. Thanks dud3what is mockcockvagdripgarden in a can?
(,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:03,
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I think that you gotta try it to find out . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:18,
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You say it'll give me arse blightbut how can I trust you're right?
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:40,
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I like the litte b3ta mouse/fox thing epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:41,
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Silly Puddy Dream ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:05,
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Stop . . . Go . . . Drop ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:49,
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He's just ducking around . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:03,
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'Ello yourselfAnd happy new calendar year and all that sort of thing!
What are people's New Year Resolutions?
I'm going to try to give up Marmite.
(What are people's New Year Resolutions?
I'm going to try to give up Marmite.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:51,
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who are you going to give it up too ?My resolution remains firm !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:06,
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i'm giving up responding to posts......OOPS!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:13,
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yesthank you for waving, are you in peril, is your boat capsized?
who cares,
hello anyway
(,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:58,
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who cares,
hello anyway
Happy new internets!I am not in a good mood, please provide me with hummus
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:13,
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The Old Grey Whistle TestYou are Bob Harris, AICMFP.
(
Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:17,
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Thats good hummus, im still a tad worried about my mate tho epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:23,
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this reminds me to the original monkey island well the outside bit anyway epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:24,
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Have some mince and dumplings, from 6 years ago
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:25,
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Good stuff, you got an in focus one? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:42,
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Damn that looks tasteyAll I have is chicken and leek soup
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:47,
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I has no money or anything to go in its :( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:54,
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ohwhat about a packet of noodles? not even 20p from lidl/aldi ?
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:01,
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I looked at the pictureand knew this would be the first reply
(
St. Defenestration The REAL one,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:08,
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Some body is standing beneath her . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:25,
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HAPPY NEW EAR!Pic removed for being shit.
(
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:44,
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It's new! Look at the shiny new symbolic lens flare! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:45,
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Lens flare cannot disguise green bits on the tragus.Give it a wipe.
( Shlvng,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:47,
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I want to know who has the authority to create time.I want to give them their one second back. No thanks!
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:48,
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Timex . . . makers of iTime ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:50,
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Did they bark back ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:52,
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Get some hush puppies ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:57,
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Buying Hush Puppies is tantamount to admitting to mediocrity and the early onset of middle ageNo, my feet make that sound because I strap young terriers to my soles.
( Shlvng,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:24,
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Ear's to you too . . .that one looks like it should be deep fried and dipped in tartar sauce !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:49,
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'Ear 'Ear!Needs wax
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:49,
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They don't call him . . . happy ears for nuthin' ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:40,
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I'm listening . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:41,
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Huh . . . whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:09,
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That puppy could hear a snowflake drop . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:43,
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here's b-b-b-b-boris............
happy new one lads and lassies
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:29,
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is this boris trying to speed the world up so we loose some seconds Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:31,
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Would sex toys be covered by your home insurance? Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:33,
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that is what made me askI wonder if anyone has phoned up to claim for damaged sex toys
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:36,
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At the previously quoted price of 6,000 something . . . why not ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:38,
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Extra . . . no doubt . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:37,
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You can apply for a whole new family.If you got all inclusive.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:37,
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probablyhow about a ring, that makes the wearer invisible and also gives them a shit load of power?
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:38,
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I've told you before, cock rings don't make you invisiblewhich is why you're on the sex offenders register.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:39,
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they are hard to take off when you've got a hard on Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:41,
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He's always peddling something ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:34,
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Stop the world - He can't get off! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:49,
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That's Cameron's bike...!the utter, utter cunt!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:20,
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he's gonna get his suit all sweaty......yuk!... :P
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 1:21,
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I can not think of a more fitting first picture for 2009. Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:19,
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Oooooh . . . I heard about it through the grapevine . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:24,
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happy new yeah!!!YEAH YEAH! YEAH?
oh and year too I guess
(oh and year too I guess
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:23,
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Yes . . . with a high percentage of sky ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:29,
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Dare I say . . . fresh ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:28,
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What kind of fresh?Pine, lavender or citrus?
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:30,
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Yeah . . . Tuna Louise . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:36,
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Mmmmmn . . . . sniff . . . kind of . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:44,
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Rub some un-neck on it . . .advert coming soon !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:34,
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I know what would stop it hurting, if a women would massage it with her breasts Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:36,
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Side to side . . . face up . . . and face down ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:47,
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I made a new years resolution not to swear!fucking great eh
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:35,
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That's darn good of you ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:45,
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I am . . . feeling that all gnu feeling !Cheers !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:35,
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This rocks so muchthat I can't think of anything that would rock more! Hence it's the most rocking thing I've seen all day!
(I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a pun involving a gnu and rocking the fuck out, but I failed, so feel free to flog me with your gnurocking puns everyone)
(,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:10,
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(I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a pun involving a gnu and rocking the fuck out, but I failed, so feel free to flog me with your gnurocking puns everyone)
I wouldn't do that to gnu ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:37,
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I thought about righting a wildebeast punbut "before I gnu it" someone got there first...
*gets coat*
(*gets coat*
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:54,
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Nappy Hew Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:42,
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this is just wrongyou can't give booze to a baby.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:44,
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The shaver's rash on his inner thigh tops it for me, I think. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:46,
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Just noticed that, dear god it just gets worse Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:48,
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you must feel dirty after making that Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:49,
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not as dirtyas when my brother made me take the original picture
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:51,
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But why does he have giant crayons?They're not that size to a real baby.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:46,
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That is utterly disgustingTesco Value lager is just wrong.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:47,
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*checks browser's address bar**scrolls down a few posts*
you've all gone mad!
(you've all gone mad!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:56,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Advertising the Unusual"){kind=small}
Think before you drink...........
I am not sure exactly what this is supposed to be. I guess I am just a bit sad (that I am staying in tonight) :-o
That's OK . . . tink . . . bottoms up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:29,
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no no no no no, champaign is fizzy cats piss Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:30,
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I hope you washed thesodastream after you discovered that!
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:32,
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I'm onto his scheme. A cm here, a cm thereit all adds up over time.
(
LS18,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:35,
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The Whizzinator ...... is a product intended to fraudulently defeat drug tests. The Whizzinator comes as a kit complete with dried urine and syringe, heater packs (to keep the urine at body temperature), a false penis (available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black) and instruction manual.
(,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:46,
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she now looks like boris yeltsin(sp?) Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:18,
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Billary Dillary ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:21,
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have to agree--as a man he is passableAs a woman....uh FAIL
( LS18,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:23,
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but I could see Hillary kissing either one Edit... jeesus I need sleep. Replying to myself now.
( LS18,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:24,
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I've heard that too.drives around in a dick van too, so does that make her a dick van dike?
( LS18,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:28,
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Stick your thumb in and see what happens . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:30,
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Oh, I pulled out a plum... but where is all this water coming from? LS18,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:32,
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sometimes it works
Click for bigger (47KB)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:25,
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Make up does wonders ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:27,
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Janet looks like she could pop him just by blowing Dave up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:44,
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Dave's missing that piece.It's a ripoff!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:47,
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So . . . maybe I shouldn't ask where the air hole is . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:48,
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Now we know why he leaves the toilet seat down. cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:50,
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I know a song about that:inflatable you
rubber mandate sounds like my direct debit might bounce.
(rubber mandate sounds like my direct debit might bounce.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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Great sales pitch ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:58,
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of course he doesn't leave the toilet seat up!He has to sit to go pee
mindpiss: b3ta.com/board/9059033 -- next time, I will read with comprehension
(mindpiss: b3ta.com/board/9059033 -- next time, I will read with comprehension
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:57,
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But women should leave the toilet seat up for men Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:00,
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In which case . . . everybody leave the toilet seat up !Sounds like a great title for a new tune . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:02,
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Wasn't that done by the Vengaboys?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:04,
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Well then . . . that covers it . . . or visa versa ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:08,
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can't remember if this was in the newsletter or not butits one of the funniest websites i've seen
www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/
(www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/
connor,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:02,
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http://www.blowmeupsexdolls.com/Dolls/JillKellyDoll.aspxWhat a minger!
(,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:08,
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So lifelike!So anatomically correct!
Their mimsys are in a very odd position.
(Their mimsys are in a very odd position.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:10,
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Haahahahaa . . . mimsys . . . has an odd plural sound ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:13,
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Not as realistic as this onewww.blowmeupsexdolls.com/Dolls/JohnHolmesDeluxe.aspx
Complete with chest hair and pubes!
(Complete with chest hair and pubes!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:31,
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At least Carmen Naughty Cop Doll . . . has her mouth shut ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:11,
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and for that few extra dollars...(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:13,
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silcone, and are jointed.Out of curiosity..*coughs*...I priced one up - $6500.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:18,
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For some reason . . . they do look real . . . dead ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:18,
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bonus!erm...I used to go out with a dead girl.
Until the rotten cunt split on me.
(Until the rotten cunt split on me.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:19,
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Two for the price of one . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:21,
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Extra very nicely done ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:22,
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Would you watermark it and..allow me to use it in a couple of emails?
(,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:31,
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I like 2 5 and 6 the best.But they're all staggeringly good.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:32,
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WowVery nice. How long do these take to do?
(
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:47,
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I made a calculation of that a while ago...Between six and twelve hours for most.
(,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:23,
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great stuff that manand with that i bid you the/board and 2008 a very good night, it's been a blast, see ya next year.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:11,
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Quality!I can't see the animations in your profile - they're all jpgs. Can you point me in the direction of valid versions please, because I would like to see them. *Stalks*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:11,
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Fixed...Links in profile ;)
( Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent...,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:31,
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Cor, you certainly know how to treat a female impersonator.Really good stuff you have there, thanks. :)
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:39,
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toot tootit's well smoky in there-he's been goin'at it some:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:13,
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Pull it over . . . you're on an island ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:21,
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It's four inches of wet snow on top of compacted glassy ice.At least it is here. Mind you, didn't stop me from going out to the cinema...
Quantum of Solace was awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a Roger Moore fan.
(Quantum of Solace was awesome. Anyone who says otherwise is a Roger Moore fan.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:40,
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I would change it.But then some c*** would nick it to be facetious. Actually, probably not, but I overvalue myself.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:17,
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Just make a place-holder account and call it Colonel Boris. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:20,
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What . . . you're fresh out ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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it's fresh outside!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:01,
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Well that is . . . re-freshing ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:20,
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It's -3° outside.I'm happy sat indoors with my toasty laptop keeping me warm.
(
Mystery_Bob,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:43,
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Roasting marshmellows in front of your screen ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:45,
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more like roasting my nutswhere the battery is touching me.
( Mystery_Bob,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:46,
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It was -11° C the other night.Somewhat cool walking three miles to work in that...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:45,
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But I am short sighted, so it is all fucked to me Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:48,
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probably not the best thing to say given you are b3ta's bird authoritydid you really see any of those birds or have you been plagiarising bill oddie or can you only function through high powered binoculars?
i know in the morning before i put my spec's on the buggers all look like little brown jobs to me too.
edit/ forget all of that, you're not the bird bloke that's the colonel, it's been a long year.
(i know in the morning before i put my spec's on the buggers all look like little brown jobs to me too.
edit/ forget all of that, you're not the bird bloke that's the colonel, it's been a long year.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:52,
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sorry about that little oversightin that case may i recommend
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/
from our very own colonel boris, who's eyesight is superb by all accounts
(www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/
from our very own colonel boris, who's eyesight is superb by all accounts
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:07,
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Awww, thanks!My eyesight hasn't suffered after years of.... looking through telescopes.
Oh, and self-abuse.
New bird list tomorrow. Time to see if the birds are using the fat feeders over the woods yet. Fussy buggers here. There's half-a-foot of snow and they don't go near them...
(Oh, and self-abuse.
New bird list tomorrow. Time to see if the birds are using the fat feeders over the woods yet. Fussy buggers here. There's half-a-foot of snow and they don't go near them...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:22,
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I'm in California.Inside there are no cars.
/angry blog.
However- I like what you've done there. WOO.
(/angry blog.
However- I like what you've done there. WOO.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:54,
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Were you out of doors ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:27,
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Oh yeah . . . and . . . off the hinges ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:42,
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No thanks, it's over 35 degrees C outside!I much prefer indoors in air conditioning!
/still like the pic, though
(/still like the pic, though
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 23:53,
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its icy cold and im drunkyou trying to kill me?
( Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad...,
Thu 1 Jan 2009, 0:39,
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Yubnub motherfuckersBollocks, too late. I spent ages on this aswell.
Well, I hope you all have a lovely new year.
I will be going to bed and sleeping through it,
'cause that's how we roll.
(Well, I hope you all have a lovely new year.
I will be going to bed and sleeping through it,
'cause that's how we roll.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:34,
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Sod it.Compo it anyway, say it's advertising other uses for Christmas lights now it's over.
And have a pearoast on the Empire and energy-saving devices...
(And have a pearoast on the Empire and energy-saving devices...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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"...throwing the beads of love, the beads of love..."As some 80's song warbled about...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:38,
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tears for fearsthey look used as well, they should have douched their arse before sticking them up there
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:42,
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KIck it with the wicket . . . HNY . . . ROLL ON ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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nice one that mani too aim to be earplugged and cosy in bed in an hour or so, load of crap on the telly so bugger all to stay up for, i miss clive james.
and what the hell's with all the bloody fireworks, gah!!!
(and what the hell's with all the bloody fireworks, gah!!!
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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I'm going to be watching the little date on my laptop screenchange from 2008 to 2009.
It's going to be exciting, I'll tell you that...
(It's going to be exciting, I'll tell you that...
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:42,
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Don't forget . . . a leap second has been added this year ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:44,
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You know, I nearly had forgotten!That could have completely ruined my plans...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:00,
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Try going birdwatching.You'll discover just how many lazy cunt dog owners there are...
Pre-emptive edit: no, not all dog-owners are cunts. But enough of them.
(Pre-emptive edit: no, not all dog-owners are cunts. But enough of them.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:33,
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Can I get some doberman ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:34,
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du-huu-huuuuuuude....that Labrador is some bad-ass weed too
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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Well . . . it does bring back fond . . . hummmn . . . I forgot . . .Oh well . . . Up In Smoke ^*^
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:39,
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text on a picture
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:28,
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Oooh nice . . . I have just the spot to store some ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:30,
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no one's interested in icesee
www.b3ta.com/board/9058893
but snow and text is a guaranteed winner.
(www.b3ta.com/board/9058893
but snow and text is a guaranteed winner.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 31 Dec 2008, 21:35,
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