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[challenge entry] (this one is for the drunk fucker who woke me up at 2:30am, "singing")...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# You live in Mexico then?
;)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# if only...
...(evil laugh)!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i like tequilia
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# i'll stick to Guinness and Scotch...
...so i don't wake my neighbors in a drunken stupor.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# keeping everybody stupid, best as I can tell...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:34, archived)
# mathular greetings!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Giuseppe?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# the very same
inventor of the space-filling curve and the stomach-filling pizza
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It Worked For Me
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Apathy In The UK


Jacking my own thread, there. And make of that what you will.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# WUIG(UEGFG)*GWE*FE{FWOEfjw-fwehf
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 3££££££PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# MrCroissanthead
When I was a kid, I had a nightmare like this. Still creeps me out a little.

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Not shopped, so not worth its own thread...
Can't really comp it either, but... From Essex, yesterday.

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Is that a euthamism?
I look forward to my 'kit', I will use mine creatively.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# smugged...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

Inspired slightly by this story.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:58, archived)
# heh! :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ^ I would still like to see the original...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# send it to dth
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:02, archived)
# i need one of those, stat!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Possible one-way to Hull??
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)
# umm O_O
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Why is it always about to be bombed in your images?

NING BOARD AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
# RUN FOR YER LIFES
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't seen this version on the TV....
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa
*Click*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# 1st January - New Years Day


Aaaaand thats me done for a drawing a day. Thanks for everyone's suggestions. I'm going to take a long break before doig something else similar.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You've done a fantastic job Pags.
*applauds*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Bloody good effort squire
Now go outside and breathe some fresh air for a bit before you do it all again :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Huzzah!
I've enjoyed these all year!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I did always wonder why you put the date on there. Woo.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# well done
and a very happy new year year to you.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:19, archived)
# top stuffs :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)
# You should be
Newslettered for your dedication!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# yea, forget all the other b3tans that post more than one picture per day...
hehe ;)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# That's really nice
Woo
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy New Year
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# you made me laugh tea over my monitor
*cleek*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just going to TJ with a compo pea.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# oh deary deary me
you made me laugh too hard there, the missus thinks i'm sick in the head (which is true)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Better than being sick in the bottom!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] im a threadjacking cunt
preview.tinyurl.com/7jzync

cos its nsfw now because i say so
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)
# no you're the first of 2009 on ignore
..well done you tit
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hooray
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Possibly NSFW
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
# quite so
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
nice one.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha
great pic to start 2009. thanks.

Happy new year b3tards
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha should be these...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Nice tagging there:P
I have no idea what Traila is!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# 'Trailer'
but in Tena speak!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah but why would I post a trailer post to a tena one?:P
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I dunno..!
My hungover head just thought that 'Trailer Trash' would be her ideal brand....I'll get back to bed! :o)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)
# What and no pig?
You have a hangover; that demands sliced swine!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)
# sliced?
that's for girls!
my pig is on a spit in the living room!
I occasionally break off a limb.... AND the fried eggs have the beginnings of feathers!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)
# You girl!
I just wrestled a wild boar to the ground and started chewing. The eggs I stole off an eagle whilst I was dangling my love spuds in it mouth and calling it's mum a duck!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Eagle's eggs? How dainty!
My eggs were from the Australasian Fighting Ostrich {punchup punchup}, and the soldiers I dipped in them were all members of the 1st Gurkha Rifles!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Ha!
That's a mere snack! I beat up the space/time continum until it would take me back in time where I supped of T rex I'd strangled with my foreskin.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Remember that Big Bang thing that happened a while back?
Well, I ate that!
So none of this actually exists until I take a dump...and I can go for days!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 12:00, archived)
# THat's nothing.
I did a ump that ended the previous universe!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# PrintMaster won ...
...by a hair.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# shouldn't that be fergie?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:42, archived)
# For Fergie is should be
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# oh i meant fergie of the black eyed pees.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergie_(singer)

but I would like to eat that^
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# aahhahahaha
but seriously, where do I get all the money for this whole bunch of great stuff advertised this week?
*applies for credit at B3taBank*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] this is what happens when you take 5 minutes off cod4 to do something

yup, I know it's crap. oh yeah, and happy new year.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:00, archived)
# happy new year
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You must be truely loaded to be able afford more than one cod!:O
Crappy New Year you bunch of b3tards.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:19, archived)
# so you haven't heard of it...it's a game which requires skilzors
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
# And fish
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# and chips
and a pickled egg for good measure
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I can't say I've had a pickled egg.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# if you do only one thing this year
eat a pickled egg, you won't do it again i promise.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I think my previous new years resolutions were misguided
on the principle that no one ever sticks to them
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# PIckled eggs are the spawn of satan!!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# don't forget
it's also the bi-product of adolf hitler
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Naaa
He's only got Womble.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# i read it while still drunk...
damnable excess of alcohol in my system.. today can go one of two ways.. hideously downhill or I keep drinking and I wont notice the decent so much...

:D happy new beer
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# bit rough around the edges
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# this is what you need
the abrasion helps with the cleaning process...
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] aahh diana, even more comforting than the most double of velvets
also hope you don't mind if I park this tenuous repost.

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] roasted pea anyone?
shameless pearoast and proud, because we all like a bit of bummage  AND NO ZOO YOU CAN'T USE IT

edit top pearoast above
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# good new mornings and happy year starts!
this season, i will be mostly talking in engrish.

question: why am i not hung over?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# new year!!!!!
yes!!!! years dont happen that often!!!! this is great!!!!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:10, archived)
# I'm bored watching the new year now, it just keeps going pretty much the same
call me when it's near the end.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:13, archived)
# happy new month!!!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Excellent!
Have an internet hug because of the start of the new length of time: *hug*
Now I'm going to bed.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
Photobucket

edit: Now with 30% more "bad taste".
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 7:22, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] .


Click for bigger (241KB)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 7:17, archived)
[challenge entry] What about,
"Dictionary; for all those words you're unable to spell."
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 7:34, archived)
# ohhhh fucksocks!
and fiddlesticks
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 7:35, archived)
# easily fixed
A little cut+paste, and it's all good.

In the spirit of actually being helpful, rather than just pointing out an error; you wanted "Euthanasia".
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:04, archived)
# i know
i know

now

euphanasia is Tupac's movie company - apparently

but i will leave it as it is - no sneaky edits - as a testament to my hungover fuckwittery

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Long live the youth in Asia
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 8:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm, odd compo this
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Gaviscon
I'm much to talentless to do it, but can someone use the Gaviscon TV ad to do a bukkake advert.

You know the ad, it's the one where the two bukkake firemen go spraying their spunk hoses down what looks like a huge fudge tunnel

a huge yay and woo to the first person that comes up with the goods (fnarrr!)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# A pooing dinosaur in the medium of wool


The accompanying speech bubble :




A closeup of the removable poo :

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:00, archived)
# does this dinosaur eat sweaters?
It's very cool, Where have I seen this before?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:05, archived)
# You may have seen this dinosaur before
as cockweasle invented it.

I sent his jpg to a friend, and his friend decided to knit it for him as an Xmas present.

They are Austrian.

(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Would love to see a wooly snarn.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I especially like the delightfully onomatopoeic speachbubble
which works in tandem with the straining eye to create a powerful sensation of WOO!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Hahahah I like this.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen this paltry effort before
It's not that I don't like it, I just thought was shit the first time I saw it
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Wait it's a repost?
*flames*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:21, archived)
# It isn't a crime
BUTCHER'S KNOB SAUSAGE RIOT
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:27, archived)
# BAD SUSHI!!
www.b3ta.com/board/9057846
...
NO!!
BAD SUSHI!!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# I spent my extra second shouting at my feet
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:30, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk

yOU MADE jESUS CRY
Not you K3b/-\b, Redsushi


...he's hiding now, isn't he?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Yes, he hides now.
Or perhaps he is eating biscuits
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# yes!
...and masturbating as he reads our comments
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:55, archived)
# with vigour
if we keep typing here we prolong his enjoyment
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Would someone kindly post a pic of BUTCHER'S KNOB SAUSAGE RIOT, please?
Is wearethelemon awake?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# symmetry can be sexy
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:11, archived)
# CAMELTOES, FTW
*snort*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# 'ts tha whole hoof
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# you think I should put one of those hentai 'blur boxes' over that?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I can't see the labia, so it´s probably SFJ
(Safe For Japan)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Or not
I like your stuff immensely, though.

And now that I'm outing myself. Have a Woo and a Yay and a Hoopla (all not necessarily for same work (a Panowie has also been awarded for what you have done with Jessica Alba. Terms and conditions may apply.)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)
# well thank you!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)
# NO
Thank you!

Us big-feet-lovers(tm) are such an underrepresented group!

(seriously, though, I've been stalking this board for so long, and it has given me so much pleasure (laughter and what have you (sorry, I'm reading William Gibson's "The Differ4ence Engine" and it's making me speak in circles, (And I thought English was an easy language (I've spoken it all my life, albeit being a Finn, but I forget myself, where was I))))

Good show anyways!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Speaking in circles is not a problem as long as you end at the begining . . .
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:40, archived)
# My circles go all around the place
Some of them end at the end!

...aaand some don't end at all, I just go around and meet a man telling me to wait for someone called Godot.

no idea what that's about
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I know what you mean as I say the meaning of meaning itself is just that !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Well said
and well known.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:58, archived)
# And Jesus was I drunk when I wrote that
Yup, and I still am!

But I like your work sober and all, I should just comment more is what I'm saying (to myself)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it can !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:23, archived)
# MERRY NEW YEAR B£TIR.CAM/BEARD.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Beary New Year . . . and hat's off to you Ttssattsr !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:48, archived)
# hope your new year went out with a bang

i spent the afternoon drawing one
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Bangin' A Right !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Happy new year, meebs. Get funded.
*keeps drunken 1st draft poetry to self*
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:54, archived)
# i wasnt having a go at the poetry
that was some fine wordage.
folks get a bit funny about posts without pics.
i was only taking the piss
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:00, archived)
# It was a genuine bungle. Pissed. Thought I was posting on /talk. Wasn't.
Now get funded, or go fund y'self.
Or meet up with me to discuss my new comic book concept: "Thick Overweight Prawn Sick To Death Of Door-to-Door Selling, And Determined To Blunder Into Some Radiation Experiment That Will Make Him The Most Powerful Being In The Immediate Locale, And Also Somehow Accepted And Maybe Even Loved".

oops.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# I like your things
long time stalker, first time replier.

You've got a talent there, young man!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# fantastic
well worth the effort :)
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This makes even me shudder.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Yes . . . spoons are spooky !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 3:06, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
yes they are


man, 'm drunk
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Cadbury makes Xmas
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Personally I use a cigar tube
teenager's digits are deemed illegal in the UK
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:39, archived)
# It is oh so catchy too !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:40, archived)
# What
exactly is going on here?
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:41, archived)
# it looks like he was eggected from the team
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:42, archived)
# You nailed it on the head !
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I like this
but it baffles me
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Cadbury packs the fudge
(, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 2:41, archived)

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