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# where i wanna be :)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:46, archived)
# humm. I'd like to hide in the bushes with some binoculars.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:48, archived)
# i'd post where i want to be but then i'd get nawty stepped.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:01, archived)
# I remember that place from when I was Gilligan
*mom's calling*--"Be right there, Mrs Denver"
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:06, archived)
# hehe
But this place only exists in my head..
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:11, archived)
# have you got big green grassy knockers?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# playing with the tablet and learning about the pen tool.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Lovely bloon.
I have no patience with a graphic tablet.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:29, archived)
# merci. i like the balloons (see profile).
patience? not much, just doodling.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# You look
alarmingly like Dominik Diamond on that bloon.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:39, archived)
# i just had a fright.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:42, archived)
# I'd prefer the former.
He is a bit of a gimp though.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:48, archived)
# aw tablets are fun!



Click for bigger (126 kb)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# i said quack, quack, quack.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:37, archived)
# oh no, are you trying to turn me into a furry?!
 
because somehow with that picture I am that fucking close
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:39, archived)
# feel free to toss over it...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:51, archived)
# not that close.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I thought you had to do a cdc as the first tablet drawing
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:29, archived)
# i bought it a couple of years ago, just don't use it much.
rules? on b3ta?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# rules on b3ta...only 1.5 hours away! :)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Hooray for getting up before everybody else ;)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Enigmatic
bizarre
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:35, archived)
# why the name change, squire?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:36, archived)
# I don't know
just felt like it. I'll probably go back at some point.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:37, archived)
# once you've had donald sutherland, you never go back.
ugh, that's a revolting thought.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:39, archived)
# He is such a handsome man
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:48, archived)
# what a disgusting scene.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:52, archived)
# How are your body parts?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:36, archived)
# are you asking yourself?
mine are slowly dissolving... i'll know more in a couple of days.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Bearloon!
[sic]
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:39, archived)
# up, up and away in it, even.
it was sort of kind of based on a pic a friend took of me wearing a mascot head.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Well, this is all rather pleasant
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:46, archived)
# hello, i am a pleasant poster of pleasant things.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:53, archived)
# I'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL BEAR BALLOON TODAY
 
charming.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:26, archived)
# we're an inflatable people.
*peers at own waist with bitterness*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:41, archived)
# BROWN BEAR BALLOON IN THE SUN.
 
I'm watching repeats of the Sarah Silverman Program.. it's the AIDS episode
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:44, archived)
# never seen it, just had glimpses here and there of a dvd a hile back.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:48, archived)
# It's still funny on a second viewing, so that's a good sign.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Quite lovely
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)
# thank you, oh bitten one!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:43, archived)
# It's almost all gone now

Cuba is excellent for that kind of thing: we had a good doctor for a friend, and medication is free or almost free.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:04, archived)
# A Tornado in New South Wales?
I was on my way to a country town called Parkes, and I wondered what would it be like if we came across a twister, so I shopped a pic I took.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:00, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:04, archived)
# haven't got an image program on the comp at the moment
put this www.hatcountry.com/images/5HW24.jpg on the mutt, FOR SOUL!! FOR SOUL!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:26, archived)
# What am I -Your photoshop bitches?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# it's not for me IT'S FOR SOUL!!!
:)

edit: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:32, archived)
# Seams oh to me...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:40, archived)
# not a bad shop.
what were you up to in parkes? Please tell me you're an elvis impersonator...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Cheers. Hell no!
It was coincidental that they town had an elvis festival. We went to see the radio telescope there a.k.a "The Dish".
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:12, archived)
# ah yeah, know some people that work there from time to time.
although never been out there myself.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Nicely done
Needs more Bill Paxton though ;)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:28, archived)
# yeah the twister comes... here comes the twister.
i like it.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Just think
All those leeks/Max Boyces/Goldie Lookin' Chain's/Charlotte Churches spinning around in it.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# we dont gnaw on our kitty
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:02, archived)
# the sauce
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:06, archived)
# ew grossssss!!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:13, archived)
# Fa real
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:35, archived)
# have some of this then
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:39, archived)
# Is that the US version of Carol Voderman?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:35, archived)
# who is this tranny?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:28, archived)
# * Mirrors...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:58, archived)
# Steve Tyler
of AEROSMITH
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:15, archived)
# can your pussy do the dog?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Filthy habit
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:47, archived)
# hahhahahaha
must watch that filum again
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Zombies will love him.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:05, archived)
# One of my better films
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:12, archived)
# lol
I'm sure it was :)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# georg bush is a gay idiot
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
# i will now proceed to repost all of my old political jokes
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
#


take two

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)
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#
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#
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#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:03, archived)
# IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES IN THE BIG WHITE HOUSE
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:00, archived)
# new one for new president:
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:01, archived)
# ahhhahhhahahh
 


EVERYONE IN WASHINGTON HAS THAT TAPE
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:08, archived)
# click for wallpaper
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:54, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:01, archived)
# boooya!!!! suck my dick!!!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:10, archived)
# that would make a good answering machine message
 
I hate checking my messages
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:11, archived)
# WUT
 

 
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
# compo it ;p
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)
# Get it in while you can, Doc.
HAHA!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:51, archived)
# in between those sweet ass titties??????
oh goegie boy you make me waannna cum ooooo
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Now, where have I heard that before...?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Useless, unless he has ears like a bat

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Actually, I would have no problem with this.
Zero visibility in-cabin and exterior is a pain in
the ass, but not a big issue if you train for it.
Most do, and/or play at it with other pilots.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# perhaps, if the cockpit controls are labeled in Braille?
Edit: and he constantly sweeps the entire panel with his hands to keep current? naah
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:38, archived)
# They are, in a way.
Once you've got the layout in mind, it's second nature.

New touch screen and soft controls are useless in
those contexts, however. A sighted navigator/copilot
would be handy in any case, so let them 'op' that shit. LOL
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:43, archived)
# would be a plus if the passengers were blind too
*what you don't see won't hurt you*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:47, archived)
# On your edit.
A touch to confirm it is still where you put it, yes.
Often considered a bad habit in sighted pilots.

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Guess i fail to grasp how he would 'read' the instruments
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Position and the like.
Ask. Solo is out, unless you have an
audio compass set. It's been done.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Landing blind?
Then why are there low ceiling limits for cloud cover, and airports shut down in fog?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Insurance costs, mostly.
And people still do fly in the most sickening conditions,
just don't want to do so if they can avoid it. Bushpilots
here are nutters, and fucking clever on the stick.

Smoked up cabin and ground/lake fog is not that unusual of a case.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
# yeah on the bush pilots
Those fuckers are crazy!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Oh boy! I wanna fly on THAT airline.
NOT
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# big stick
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:42, archived)
# but he speaks softly
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] This is next to useless
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:19, archived)
# This is getting smashed between other threads.

Pfft.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Sorry, but...
shouldn't that be 405i resolution?

[/pedant]
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# 405i
Yeah, I noticed that as soon as I'd hit 'merge visible'!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 4:38, archived)
# It just gets Stranger and Stranger...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:37, archived)
# noooo!!!! dick cheny u cant leave the wite house baby!!!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Lol
Watched The Life and Death of Peter Sellers at the weekend. Very good film. Must get around to seeing Being There.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:40, archived)
# of course hes in a wheelie chair
he's been dead for 6 months, but still has enough piss and vinegar in him to keep his torso animated
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Just watch out for that right arm!
Mein Fuhrer!


(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Passive aggressive response to Shrub not pardoning Scooter.
Also
Arf!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:55, archived)
# i said....
PARDON ME?!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Was making some soup.
You heard me. LOL
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:02, archived)
# i did not
hear you LOL
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Bushy has problems with scooters
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Quite so. Into the history bin all those fun toons will be in a few short hours.
Yet, I've been known to wring a few more laughs out of Mr. History.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:09, archived)
# we still get a laugh out of Clinton, don't we?
 


Reagan, Nixon - still funny.. I guess GWB was just so fucking loose it was beyond parody
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Ell fucking Bee Jay!
Cunting piss faced shit bag beyond all comparison.
Ok, TrickyDick was a fucking hell too, but still.
/old hippy rant blog number 12 of 345
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# ALL the fucking Clintons.
 


first U.S. president in my memory is Reagan, but so many have left questionable legacies
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
#
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# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
excellent
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Old-old, was made for/from the reactions of her first NY run.
Both left and right, in one toon. Hehe.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Reagan was worse than Nixon!
He was a slightly clever spokesmodel for the Right, took credit for lots of stuff that just happened, set us all up for the situations we are in now... not the worst president ever, but close.

Bitter?

Just a bit.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)
# out with the old, in with the new.
 

 
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# wow, is that Cheney on the right?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Nah!
Bushy will be in the news for a long time - soon he can be prosecuted as "just a citizen" and his prior position will not help him (I hope!)

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28739674/ sums it all up pretty well.
sorry if that link don't work - don't know why...
here is some text of the comment:
www.dailykos.com/story/2009/1/19/18403/8447/317/686176
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Two words...
Henry Kissinger

Empty hopes, alas. Sad, but true.
Shrub & co walk, or in one case--roll,
free and clear from any thing local(USA).
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Kissinger pulled his shit before the Internet
"the" people are just a bit better informed, and activated, now.

I hope to prove you wrong - but I have been watching dirty politics for 50 years now and I don't know WHAT will happen!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# And I hope you can do so soon.
As, somewhere nearly that long, I too have had no firm
ideas as to what can happen. Change, change'y-change,
or SameAsItEverWas? Only hours until we find out. [/:-)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:19, archived)
# WE'RE FUCKED NOW
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Nocturnal Narwhal
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
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# DING DONG!
 

 
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#
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#
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[challenge entry] Another quality product
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
#
My old man has to use this and he's only 65.
You insensitive clod :(
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:49, archived)
# So does my mum
She's 63.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 6:33, archived)
# then
clearly there time has come.

UCC, you spelt "frames" wrong. Unforgivable.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Yess...
...that was a test. And you passed. WOo!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hitch . . . liked to be on camera too !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# lovely!
by the way.who's the beardy-wierdy guy on all the fresh 'uns below?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# When i was a kid I saw the 3D film of 'The Birds' at Universal?
Amazing/sneaky stuff - they fooled into thinking the screen was no..smaller, not larger, than it actually was..it makes sense if you'd seen it

The BIRDS pecked through the screen AND CAME RIGHT AT YA!

Mad shit
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I hope you were wearing a poo catching hat !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# EINSCHTEIN A GOO-GOO!
holy fuck, i gotta goo too.

keep squeezin dem vines
:P
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It is a pressing engagement !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:18, archived)
# This confuses me greatly
 
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# When is the correct day ?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)
# any day without an 'a' in the name
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Tomorrow . . .
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:19, archived)
# BUT WHY A DUCK?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# The duck knows the word...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Gooooooood eeeevening . . .
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hey Valin--you think this is too risky?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:19, archived)
# virtually NSFW
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:20, archived)
# mmm aaaa well there is nothing really showing
nothing important anyway eh?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# It's fine right where it is . . .
where does one order these things ?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# in the future--i predict this will replace the webcam
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Time to by stock !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Yeah but could he have posted normally and not...
as a NSFW? What exactly makes a NSFW?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# guess it has to do with too much skin--even if it's not hard core skin :P
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
#
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#
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# I think that it's stuff you want to see but not sure if your boss wants to see . . .
so show it at work and take a vote . . .
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# that's really funny tho--any boss I ever had would freak over
95 percent of what shows up here.

Boss: "Yer fired if i see tits and ... hey look at that nice fresh turd! Yeaaah!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I hear ya . . .
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:40, archived)
# if you have to ask - it is.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# then be grateful that I asked
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:31, archived)
# GRATEFUL? I'M ECSTATIC
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Oooooooh nose . . . that would stink !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# i fucking love this
with sparrows and parrots and an emu!
*click*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Cue the banjo music....
I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my plastic cheeses
Riding on the dashboard of my car.
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my plastic cheeses I'll go far.

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Magnetic cheeses got to go . . . it interferes with the radio . . .
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# great fingerwork!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Having a ball . . .
wreckers ball !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# heh!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Loves to eat . . . and got blisters on me fingers !
Choice . . .
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# ah the good old Chevy Corvette
*wants*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# yeeee haw !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Jamboree !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I sooo want those sneakers.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Two lefts . . . comin' up !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Ahhahahaha
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# *looks away*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Fire at Will !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# hahah, your roots are showing again
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Or is it routes ?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# groutes?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Sure if you've got some waffles to smear it on !
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# mmmmmm
freshly-grouted waffles....
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:05, archived)
# plastic dashboard cheese ftw!
yeeeeeehaaaawwww!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I can assure you...
...these pics aren't me! And I'm completely sober.


(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# well it's not me
and I'm not.

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# looks like i picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Haha - classic film
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Slow Down!
you silly penis.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# well, who is it, and why should we find these pictures funny?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I guess
it just doesn't matter
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# sorry,
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# You're flooding the board.
I'd suggest putting them in one thread, but I think you're being tiresome on purpose.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# the last two redex for me
BECAUSE THEY'RE BASTARD HOTMAIL ATTACHMENTS,
fuck off and get some good pictures
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# better
but still unfunny and unskilled
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# SLEEPY BEARS: THE NEW SLEEPY KITTENS?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# That's adorable!
It's gonna end up with a squashed nose if it doesn't sort out that narcolepsy tho
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# funtimes...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:39, archived)
#
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#
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# HELP!
..so ask your questions in talk! Fat lot of good that did. They can't make pix.

gamma correction in Vista/CS3?
All my pix turns blue when i save for web in photoshop. I dunno what to do. (and yes I did google).




*EDIT* HAEY! Fixed it myself! Damn I'm happy!
Here's a random pic of Hitler having a good night out in the woods.

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# HAHA lawdy
you went to /talk?!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# also
I apologise, I haven't the answers you seek
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Yes
But unlike talk you do manage to go to the toilet and pull your trousers down first!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# you assume that they've made it to the toilet
in time

;D
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# That's what their carers are for:P
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# yes.
I learned my lesson. Did my 4th ignore in 6 years.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# i hope she doesn't have a nosebleed
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# D :
genuine lol, a++ would recommend
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Braindeeeeeaaad!
Top giffage
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Ta
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# brain dead?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# oh my!
WTF??!???
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# would
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that iwantbilly?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Top film that!
And a nice little animation.
I always loved the rat-monkey!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# better than Lord of the Rings or King Kong
 
been a while since I've seen Meet the Feebles or Bad Taste though
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Yeah, his earlier stuff was the best.
I did like the bit in King Kong where there was a 'Sumatran Rat Monkey' cage.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# P.S. Thank you for Flight of the Conchords too.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# ahhhahhhahah
don't thank us.

Despite a long and moderately successful stage career here and overseas, they had to go to HBO to get the TV series made
THEN they finally started getting recognition in their own country

but yes, they are great
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Out of those
I've only seen the first 2 Lord of the Rings films. I'm an uncultured slob I know :(
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Heavenly Creatures is pretty damn good too
 
of course it means I can never think about Kate Winslet or Melanie Lynskey without thinking of the other
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# like that's a bad thing?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# NOT AT ALL, MY MAN, NOT AT ALL
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# plenty of clips in youtube
and I think they have been released on DVD, too.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgQ1yJqwY_4
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I think the only Peter Jackson films I've seen
are "Bad Taste" and "The Frighteners".

I need to see more of his old movies. Also I need to see "Bad Taste" again.

AREN'T I LUCKY, I GOT A CHUNKY BIT
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# oh yeah, The Frighteners!
 
I watch that every time it's on telly.. Michael J. Fox and JOHN MOTHERFUCKING ASTIN
plus a lot of NZ in-jokes which could be difficult to explain
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I'll be interested to see The Lovely Bones.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0380510/

Tintin.. no strong feelings yet.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Looks good
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# and the awesome Jeffrey Combs.
Dee Wallace Stone was really good in it too.

What the heck happened to Peter Jackson? He was FUN.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Loads of cash and big studios?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:18, archived)
# and maybe drugs.
or maybe not enough drugs.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 2:23, archived)
# crikey
haven't seen that in a long time
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Mommy, where am I?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Let me guess
this started as kittens and turned into a confused bum when you gamma corrected it
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Gamma? You won't like it when it turns angry then!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# browntown
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:07, archived)
# That looks fairly blue to me!
Have you tried resetting defaults?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# While we are having questions...
Does anyone else's graphics tablet go crazy when using Inkscape? It makes me very angry!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# No but I find the ink stains the tablet!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I can honestly say...
that was MORE than helpful :D
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# The invoice is in the post.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I could test it,
but I've lost my tablet.
I haven't a clue where it is.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Just now, I actually found the problem being addressed on some geek forums
It is specific to the Wacom Bamboo
For now, adding a '--no-wintab' to the shortcut properties fixes the wonkiness, but disables pressure support under Inkscape (and Gimp too)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# No idea what the solution to your problem is, unfortunately.
But not sure how pics turning blue could be a gamma problem. Isn't gamma sort of like luminance?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Vista?
arrrggghhh fuck no.
I'm sure it will be forced upon us here at work eventually

have you tried doing it in black and white instead?


 
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:11, archived)
# that reminds me of Frank Sidebottom
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# What's ticked in the Color Profile menu?
It's an arrow menu to the left of the Help button on my version, might be different on yours.

I have 'Uncompensated Color' ticked.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# just got a new LG monitor
installing something called fortemanager seems to have helped.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# format your computer, and put a decent operating system on it.
one that does what you tell it to do.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i like kebab
but vista is the first OS i actually (indirectly) paid for. Promise to try *nix one day.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i've had to indirectly pay for it too :(
It's getting scrubbed as soon as i get the machine out of it's box.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# nothing wrong with being lazy
at changing OS.
I am a MASTER at that.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)
# No computer does what you tell it.
We'd all be fucked if they did.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Im so scared...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# :o
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# but we don't want you
You'll get an IP ban soon. So I'll say goodbye now.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# WE WANT CHILLY WILLY
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hahaha
How the hell did you reply to that by the time I'd pressed post?!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# mad internet skills, man
CRAZY
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# BOT!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# TOUCH MY BOT
THIS IS LIFE
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
life loaf
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
BOT

HAM
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Better still
Leave us alone you sad, pathetic gimptard.

Just coz mummy got you pissed of a half pint of Heineken why should anyone else that has the ability to integrat with society have to suffer with your existance?

EDIT: And don't worry. One day billy will have you.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# lovely teeth
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# too much monster munch
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# in France it's called Monsieur Munch
in my mind at least
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# if there is any justice in the world
it should be
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# He's going to join his own
Hur hur hur. I got pissed on the internetz! How original and cool am I club.
His estranged family must be so proud.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)
# he's in a league of his own
if by league I meant excrement
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Well at least tomorrow he'll utter the immortal lines
My name is a complete twat iwantbilly and I am an alcoholic.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# What do you mean?!
Rikki Lake told him he was special!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I could do better
*massive insult*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
Hi! My names Billy. I don't have much to say about my self. So.. er.. I use Photoshop and Flash for most of my pictures. I also do alot of Flash animation stuff. And... eh... Hi!
My email is [email protected]
so if you ever want a chat just Msn me!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# could we get some webcam wank action going?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# He'd have to find it first!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# RACIST, MAN
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# that would have been a much better film!
 
Forrest Gump is one those things I've so far managed to successfully avoid, like The Sound of Music or Grease.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha

I was looking for a Chike pic to reply with but I found this instead
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Stuff piles up, and you can't find anything after a while.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Heh
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You've got all tramp's jizz on you.

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:51, archived)
# You need to make the fist smaller.
Could you just use the little finger?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# leave yourself alone, you'll go blind.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# That's you on the left:
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I wish I could do this
on a friday night in Glasgow

fukkin poo woo :D
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)
# (:
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Tell that man he needs a scale & polish
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Ribbit
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I kept glancing at this and then I looked at it properly and
actually what the fuck is that thing?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# your shit
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Where is his shit?
You mean "You're shit" shirley
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# your all gay
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Oh thanks
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# ONCE AGAIN, IN HARMONY
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Reverend Dan!
I'd half-forgotten about him. Wasn't he the creator of Mr. Pedantic?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# not sure
and with the current board search, probably not that easy to tell.
I miss being able to search in reverse chronology

(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# LUMPBUCKET!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I BLOODY WELL LOVE THIS! IT'S STILL AN OLD FAVOURITE!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ooh, Courthouse Crimedoll.
 
whatever happened to those guys?
a promising demo, two very public drug busts, and then nothing
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# What do you mean?
That's a whole fucking carreer right there.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:47, archived)
# A PATTERN WE SEE AGAIN AND AGAIN
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# your all shit
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# oh piss off you pedantic bastard
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Pot kettle black
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Fucking racist
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Not only is he pissed and shite
I've have saved his image below for further humiliation.
Tomorrow suits me fine.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# That's making me really hungry.
Is that bad?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# It could be worse.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# ...this is very true.
Sickening.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:42, archived)
# ESSEN SIE DIE MANNWURST?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Twitch party!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# twitch and coke and hookers?
 

 
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# OH MY!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Happy tree frog time!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I'm piossed
So now you all have to see what in my head via the beatiful medium of paint

*not sexually frustrated*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# What a massive hose he's got.
EDIT: I've never actually seen a hose with a head like that, yet cartoon hoses always have that head.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# The magic of chutney.... oh wait...
haha melonskirt!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
I don't stalk magic of chutney

but am still quite flattered
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:33, archived)
# MELONSKIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Yeah, but really
EMLONSKIRT!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:38, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKINGMELONSKIRT!!!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# *well I am*
*click*
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Police training manual



Click for bigger (178 kb)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Rule 1
When some drugged up rent-a-mob loser waving a socialist worker placard spits in your face.

Punch him. Hard.

Just a thought.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# With a baseball bat
really hard, perhaps with some added nails so they do stuff like actually die
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ho ho ho
not an entry in the useless crap competition, then?

a few years back when we were desperate for police recruits we got a few dropouts from the UK, USA and Canada
most of them did not last long
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# this was an entry
in the useless crap competition!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 0:50, archived)
# ah well you may want to edit your post so it gets included, then.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)

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