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[challenge entry] Soz !
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Sozages
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ris?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# rihanna is a singer
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ellas
 
 
 
 
 
ellas
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I've a friend named Ella.
Thanks to us she hates that song.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I'm sure its not all your fault
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# a singer in the usa
who got smacked the hull up by her rapper boyfriend.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Squirrelman.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *click*
I like this.
Partially because of your username.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# super!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# haha
but SpiderSquirrel though surely
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Did this before.


SpiderSquirrel would work better, yeah..
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# awesome
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# aces have a clcick
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# this is nuts!
WOO!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Nice use of Pasanonic's tutorial
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# haha.
you catty bitch! ;)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *cleans whiskers*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'm still waiting on a photo of you.
for the cartoon one. This is with cap, I just want a pic without the grumpy frown that I keep finding.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# haha
I always have a grumpy frown, it's just the way my face is built :D

will try and sort summat out for yas :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm in draw mood today
as I can't do much else due to flu. The good thing is it has bought me a kid free weekend and my mother just delivered me stew!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Why, thank you.
I've tried it twice now. It's just a few easy steps. Thank you, Pasanonic!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# #54. Qwarkl
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# CPS?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# as an avid online scrabbler
I find this to be mildly zopiack in nature
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick, very dirty, and probably been done already.
But hey, didn't stop me from amusing myself for around 45 seconds.

Relive the first 6 months of the Wii's life with...
WII SMASH!

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes! kind of like this
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# My favorite
trianglehero
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I found that so hard.
I couldn't play it past easy :(
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Go fuck yourself.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# What's the problem guv'?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Person who steals b3ta's work, strips tags off and posts them on his blog
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ah I see.
Tell him to go fuck himself.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Nah, I'm not a cunt :P
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# your favourite from which
photoshopper though? Who's was it before you stole it?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# So, he steals b3ta's work, detags it and posts it back to us?
Amazing use of someone's time.. must be a slow day in Belgium :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# dude, it's belgium
what more can be said
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Not exactly the best ambassador for his country
Let's just ignore the tiresome little homunculus. And maybe, if we're bored, sneer lightly at his ineptitudes.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# can we be disdainful as well?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# fwow him to de fwoor?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# it's one step away from bork bork bork isn't it
:D
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Within reason
You can go as far as "United Nations strongly-worded letter to genocidal leader" but not as far as "Daily Mail Front Page" levels of disdain.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# how about a local town newspaper that contains only 3 news stories and is subsidised by the local estate agents making adverts in it level of disdain?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oooh I can do sneer!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# He's bricked up the kids
and sexually abused some farm animals, so now it's play-time.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# that's the belgian way, man
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I shit on your mother
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# wierd
Kevin Spacey is on telly but he's not kaiser sose*


*this time
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# TIEF!
TIEF!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# haha!!!
It would appear your a complete cunt
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# You're even a failure as a troll.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :3
luv u mofoho
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# for free....
smilemuhammedlovesyou
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Who said this was ever a bad idea?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!

Do an 'inner city sumo' and 'arm wrestling with chas & dave' one!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Awesome, still touring!
www.chasndave.com/tour_dates.html
*books front-row tickets*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# wheee!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# woah
I think its time i started drinking
this is great
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Wii!!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# wii wii
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Now fill the screen with them!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# nah
i decided to stop when the CPU fan on my laptop started speeding up
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ^It stretches* to the edge of the screen :D
*Or at least it should.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i dare you to 'width="506"' each image
i DARE you!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# holy shit - thats the stuff of nightmares!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Well that's wrong!
*clicks*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ZAMMO!
you fucking smack head!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# cud it be annoying song pollution and crap animation teim?

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# tops
hahah
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# pfffft
:D
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# THE B3TA DIPSHIT TOSSWORD #1
Hello people! I'm going to see how well this works, and then it may become a regular thing.

Below is a lovely cryptic crossword based on b3ta and the general internet. If you wish to compete, simply fill in the answers and GAZ me them. The answers (and the winners) will be posted next Saturday at around the same time, as well as a new puzzle.

ENJOY, YOU CUNTS.

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# The first clue should be 4,5 you fucking tard!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# WELL SAID
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Your spelling is shit!
For that reason, I shall not be doing this crossword!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Wooo for crosswords
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# And word searches

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You missed DTH.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# you missed thigdlewt
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# "Goaded joy" for the win
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I cant do this its too difficult
but it looks wonderful I hope your plan takes root.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# CPS?
I don't get it.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I could do it if I could be bothered but I can't so I won't.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I'm stuck on
1,3,7 and 9
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# 1 is a reasonably famous poor taste joke.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# No, that's 6
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Arf.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# You may be taking 3 too literally
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# If it helps, 9 is (1, 1, 1)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# And also quite /talk-centric?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# It's mainly said on /board
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Finished! What do I win?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I TOLD YOU TO GAZ ME
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I did, I gazzed you in this thread
What do I win?
Can I have a speedboat?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
RAABBIT
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Popular Wii Guy knows all the crossword cheat codes
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Wii Crosswords!
Compo it!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# To be honest, I think they probably would make a crosswords game.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# They're way ahead of you.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I thought they already had one, but I wasn't sure.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# morons!
The only one I got was 12 down :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Jobs for Jade Part 2
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# was that bloke on the crystal maze gay or what?
still one cool cat either way
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Erm, that guy who wrote The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
I think he may have been....
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Richard O' Brien?
fruitier than a box of kumquats. Fantastic bloke.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
nice
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hmmm, I got dined on
for this a few weeks back

www.b3ta.com/board/9154681
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Maybee his leg just grow
AG Jenny Brown Skwirrel

cfb
edit : tried that idea will mentioned and added a second layer behind the tail and softened it
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# YIFF YIFF MEOW MEOW VROOM VROOM!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# LOL LOL
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRRRRRRRR MEOW!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# VROOM VROOM!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# SOuRcE NOw PLS!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# kk
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# you've made me cry for the last time
never again!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ohes im sorry
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Ha. In fact, you have been taking squirrel pictures, and transforming them into women, not vice versa :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# turning wimmins into skwirrels... :O
thats just sick
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# God damned tree rats...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# why do you treat me so bad?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# you need to be more specific
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# as if I'm going to trust *you*
keep your effing squirrel pictures.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I found the exact one
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# pfff nice try
...arsehole
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# pfft
you just cant help some people
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# joking aside, she's more skanky then I had originally anticipated.
i prefer your squirrel version to be honest.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# high praise indeed
I think they must have dipped her in fake tan before the photo shoot. for some reason when they do that the skin layer seems to have better contrast.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Thas very nice!
Slight criticism however, the tail just ain't fluffy enough, a bit of feather in your cutting out would do wonders for it.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ahh this is good advice
I shall recut some of my tail collection
its been getting a bit stale recently
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Actually, I have a good trick I use a lot for lazy edge fluffing:

it's smudge set to 80 and you just 'zig zag' along the edge *edit* with a very small soft brush.

There's a bit of a knack to it but as you can see it's very quick and easy once you get it.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# this is a good effect I will give it a go on my next one.
in past pictures i have used the outside of the warp brush with some flicks of the pen it makes little spines of fur that look pretty good in low light. Unfortunately my monitor is not much good so its difficult to tell if somethings are working like i think they are.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Tony Hawk
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I bet he can get some big-air
woo :D
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Cor!
*click*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Best making the most of it.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# here's another one for you while you're on the way to hell
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# No loady :(
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# will you start the chemo please (*richard o'b voice)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# AAHAHAHAHAH
genius. clicked and all.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] *rubs*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i would buy this
and sell it on...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *also rubs*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# this could rub off on you!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# These puns are starting to rub me up the wrong way

(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I love rubbing down brass.
*buys*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *Drinks weak lemon drink*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry about this.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# see here for my reply
www.b3ta.com/board/9206419

why delete?

welcome (again) etc
ning (again) etc
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Thanks!
First post to the board and didn't select image challenge - too much haste!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# the "edit" button is there for a reason
welcome again :)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Why do you hate freedom so much?

Deleting threads makes baby jesus cry :(

also: very much bindun

also also: welcome to b3ta
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# baby jesus looks pretty damn upset to me
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# foo'
:D
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHa
see, this is marvellous :)

/edit:
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# This is a common image
It also shows up as the backdrop in the Nick Cave song "Babe I'm on Fire", what!?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I made this:


I don't know why... CFB
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# you make me sick
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *passes bucket*
Why the Wiki-socks-not-dead-cat link!?

*edit* Aha, yes, the _cat additive now makes more sense! ;)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# this means cat can be cooked and eaten, like in Mother Russia
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# In Mother Russia
cat cooks and eats YOU!!!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I see.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I CARE.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It's good that you did
Yay!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# its the messiah!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# sausage cloak!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I dread to think how many minks had to die only to be dyed pink and made into the gayest coat ever,
but then without them, he woulda just been another queen in sequins, and that's just not Liberace. Sauce
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# shitting christ
thats god awful
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It's the industrial strength make up that gets me,
it's not exactly flattering, and boy did he love to accessorise...

the world wouldn't have been the same without him tho.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha it's awful
it really looks as if it's made of squashed sausage or chicken filets.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# nice
thread delete alert: www.b3ta.com/board/9206419
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I know,
if he reposts it I'm not replying again...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i did
referring to my original reply
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# bacon?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yes please,
maplecured streaky smoked Lidl special if you have it.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# i never get as far as lidls
i always stop at somerfield, which is closer, but you can have some of that if you like
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I muchly prefer Lidl's better stuff as it has 90+% bacon in it,
where-as most supermarket bacon is 80-85% and the rest is water and additives like milk solids (that white stuff that comes out of cheap bacon and chicken) which is why it has the consistency of wet tissue paper.

Lidl do cheapy bacon and chicken too like but they're the only supermarket I can find that also does premium stuff that isn't sold at M&S prices.

It's worth the extra as not only isn't it nasty, it doesn't disappear when you grill it.

In fact now I've talked about it so much I think a well buttered bacon sarnie with tomato paste is in order...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

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