rihanna is a singer
she sang a song about umber-rellas
edit :
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?music=rihanna+umbrella
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:05,
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edit :
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?music=rihanna+umbrella
a singer in the usa
who got smacked the hull up by her rapper boyfriend.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:05,
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I'm still waiting on a photo of you.
for the cartoon one. This is with cap, I just want a pic without the grumpy frown that I keep finding.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:34,
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haha
I always have a grumpy frown, it's just the way my face is built :D
will try and sort summat out for yas :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:36,
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will try and sort summat out for yas :)
I'm in draw mood today
as I can't do much else due to flu. The good thing is it has bought me a kid free weekend and my mother just delivered me stew!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:43,
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Why, thank you.
I've tried it twice now. It's just a few easy steps. Thank you, Pasanonic!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:29,
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as an avid online scrabbler
I find this to be mildly zopiack in nature
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:32,
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Very quick, very dirty, and probably been done already.
But hey, didn't stop me from amusing myself for around 45 seconds.
Relive the first 6 months of the Wii's life with...
WII SMASH!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:23,
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Relive the first 6 months of the Wii's life with...
WII SMASH!
Person who steals b3ta's work, strips tags off and posts them on his blog
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your favourite from which
photoshopper though? Who's was it before you stole it?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:24,
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So, he steals b3ta's work, detags it and posts it back to us?
Amazing use of someone's time.. must be a slow day in Belgium :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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Not exactly the best ambassador for his country
Let's just ignore the tiresome little homunculus. And maybe, if we're bored, sneer lightly at his ineptitudes.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:38,
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Within reason
You can go as far as "United Nations strongly-worded letter to genocidal leader" but not as far as "Daily Mail Front Page" levels of disdain.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:42,
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how about a local town newspaper that contains only 3 news stories and is subsidised by the local estate agents making adverts in it level of disdain?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:17,
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He's bricked up the kids
and sexually abused some farm animals, so now it's play-time.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:08,
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wierd
Kevin Spacey is on telly but he's not kaiser sose*
*this time
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:36,
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*this time
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYY
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 15:10,
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hahahaha
brilliant!
Do an 'inner city sumo' and 'arm wrestling with chas & dave' one!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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Do an 'inner city sumo' and 'arm wrestling with chas & dave' one!
Awesome, still touring!
www.chasndave.com/tour_dates.html
*books front-row tickets*
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:20,
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*books front-row tickets*
nah
i decided to stop when the CPU fan on my laptop started speeding up
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:15,
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^It stretches* to the edge of the screen :D
*Or at least it should.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 14:17,
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THE B3TA DIPSHIT TOSSWORD #1
Hello people! I'm going to see how well this works, and then it may become a regular thing.
Below is a lovely cryptic crossword based on b3ta and the general internet. If you wish to compete, simply fill in the answers and GAZ me them. The answers (and the winners) will be posted next Saturday at around the same time, as well as a new puzzle.
ENJOY, YOU CUNTS.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:58,
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Below is a lovely cryptic crossword based on b3ta and the general internet. If you wish to compete, simply fill in the answers and GAZ me them. The answers (and the winners) will be posted next Saturday at around the same time, as well as a new puzzle.
ENJOY, YOU CUNTS.
Your spelling is shit!
For that reason, I shall not be doing this crossword!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:02,
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I cant do this its too difficult
but it looks wonderful I hope your plan takes root.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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I did, I gazzed you in this thread
What do I win?
Can I have a speedboat?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:30,
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Can I have a speedboat?
To be honest, I think they probably would make a crosswords game.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:55,
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was that bloke on the crystal maze gay or what?
still one cool cat either way
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:59,
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Erm, that guy who wrote The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
I think he may have been....
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:01,
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Richard O' Brien?
fruitier than a box of kumquats. Fantastic bloke.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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Hmmm, I got dined on
for this a few weeks back
www.b3ta.com/board/9154681
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:25,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9154681
Ha. In fact, you have been taking squirrel pictures, and transforming them into women, not vice versa :)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:03,
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as if I'm going to trust *you*
keep your effing squirrel pictures.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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I found the exact one
linkblur.com/?http://www.imagebam.com/image/16372111503029/
it was on that link :/
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:28,
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it was on that link :/
joking aside, she's more skanky then I had originally anticipated.
i prefer your squirrel version to be honest.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:35,
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high praise indeed
I think they must have dipped her in fake tan before the photo shoot. for some reason when they do that the skin layer seems to have better contrast.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:44,
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Thas very nice!
Slight criticism however, the tail just ain't fluffy enough, a bit of feather in your cutting out would do wonders for it.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:15,
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ahh this is good advice
I shall recut some of my tail collection
its been getting a bit stale recently
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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its been getting a bit stale recently
Actually, I have a good trick I use a lot for lazy edge fluffing:
it's smudge set to 80 and you just 'zig zag' along the edge *edit* with a very small soft brush.
There's a bit of a knack to it but as you can see it's very quick and easy once you get it.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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it's smudge set to 80 and you just 'zig zag' along the edge *edit* with a very small soft brush.
There's a bit of a knack to it but as you can see it's very quick and easy once you get it.
this is a good effect I will give it a go on my next one.
in past pictures i have used the outside of the warp brush with some flicks of the pen it makes little spines of fur that look pretty good in low light. Unfortunately my monitor is not much good so its difficult to tell if somethings are working like i think they are.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:26,
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see here for my reply
www.b3ta.com/board/9206419
why delete?
welcome (again) etc
ning (again) etc
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05,
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why delete?
welcome (again) etc
ning (again) etc
Thanks!
First post to the board and didn't select image challenge - too much haste!
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:34,
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Why do you hate freedom so much?
Deleting threads makes baby jesus cry :(
also: very much bindun
also also: welcome to b3ta
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:10,
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Deleting threads makes baby jesus cry :(
also: very much bindun
also also: welcome to b3ta
This is a common image
It also shows up as the backdrop in the Nick Cave song "Babe I'm on Fire", what!?
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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*passes bucket*
Why the Wiki-socks-not-dead-cat link!?
*edit* Aha, yes, the _cat additive now makes more sense! ;)
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:16,
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*edit* Aha, yes, the _cat additive now makes more sense! ;)
I dread to think how many minks had to die only to be dyed pink and made into the gayest coat ever,
but then without them, he woulda just been another queen in sequins, and that's just not Liberace. Sauce
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:49,
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It's the industrial strength make up that gets me,
it's not exactly flattering, and boy did he love to accessorise...
the world wouldn't have been the same without him tho.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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the world wouldn't have been the same without him tho.
haha it's awful
it really looks as if it's made of squashed sausage or chicken filets.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:16,
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Yes please,
maplecured streaky smoked Lidl special if you have it.
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:05,
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i never get as far as lidls
i always stop at somerfield, which is closer, but you can have some of that if you like
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 12:26,
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I muchly prefer Lidl's better stuff as it has 90+% bacon in it,
where-as most supermarket bacon is 80-85% and the rest is water and additives like milk solids (that white stuff that comes out of cheap bacon and chicken) which is why it has the consistency of wet tissue paper.
Lidl do cheapy bacon and chicken too like but they're the only supermarket I can find that also does premium stuff that isn't sold at M&S prices.
It's worth the extra as not only isn't it nasty, it doesn't disappear when you grill it.
In fact now I've talked about it so much I think a well buttered bacon sarnie with tomato paste is in order...
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Sat 21 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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Lidl do cheapy bacon and chicken too like but they're the only supermarket I can find that also does premium stuff that isn't sold at M&S prices.
It's worth the extra as not only isn't it nasty, it doesn't disappear when you grill it.
In fact now I've talked about it so much I think a well buttered bacon sarnie with tomato paste is in order...
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