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[challenge entry] First post for months. Please be nice...

Mind you, ITV's FA Cup coverage is pretty much like this already...
Screen grab from here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBbomfOdG0
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# It's like you say, what's the difference
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha...
they shouldn't be allowed to show football
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Oh god I'd watch this over those any Premiership game anyday
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, you can keep your footyball these days. Ponces, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Where you been hiding stranger?
they always come crawling back!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I've been really busy doing actual work.
I should be doing some now, to be honest. I've got a deadline looming...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# it's tough in the textile industry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# There's deadlines for those employed as bookend?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Ha!
my nan had a tv like that. Those tvs used to kill people because they had such big capacitors they held a charge for hours, so anyone tinkering with the insides had to be careful.

Also: Just booked my ticket for Watchmen! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Tomorrow. 6pm. Can't come soon enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yay!
8pm for me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ok..now one of you has to go... YOU... the one with the receeding hair line.. off you trot".
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Aw, the little imp's always wanted to to be on the left side of the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# To be fair
he could probably survive on his own, in the wild

The mekon couldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Pfft!
*OfficeLOLs*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# What do they give the audience to that bloody show?
They all scream with laughter at every single piss poor joke/oft repeated catchphrase.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# the stage guys have a sign that says 'LAUGH'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Given the insincerity of the audience's hysterical reactions it probably says
"LAUGH OR WE LET THE WOLVES LOOSE"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# They are all injected with Horse tranquilizers
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] PING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
would improve the programme somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# GJM!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Silly SM
Pot Noodle and Beans is not microwave foods. (Well beans CAN be but they taste shite if you do).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# they taste shit if you stick them in a pan too
*HATES BAKED BEANS*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I used to love baked beans
But half the time when I cook them they go hard and weird and horrible, so I've given up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ^this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# oh nononononononono
First, ignore the warning not to boil them. You MUST boil the shit out of them (of course stirring continuously), add a large lump of butter, stir on a low heat until they are all thick and creamy. Serve on two slices of thick white toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *now knows what she's having for lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D
Works even better if you buy the Heinz beans and pork sausages. MUST be Heinz.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# here's my recipe for Baked Beans
* Open tin
* Pour in bin
* Make cheese on toast instead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Cheese on toats with beans on top
= WIN

EDIT: Don't forget to recycle the tin and pay more council tax for the privilege.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# beans my arse. I've swallowed my own vomit, and it tasted better than baked beans.
they are an utter waste of a tin and tomato sauce that could contain spaghetti hoops instead.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *applauds*
(again - I must be developing a crush...)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# are you female?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *peers into underpants*
nope, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You ate Watties beans
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I've had a few tins, watties, heinz with the afwull sausages in them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# This is all wrongness.
Beans and grated cheese on toast - snack of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This HAAAAARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# You're not wrong.
Although at the moment, I think I'd eat just about anything

*is bastard well hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I also hate baked beans
them and fried tomatoes are the reason I don't order full english breakfasts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Pot Noodle not microwaveable???
Not even if you put cold water in?? *spots gap in market...*
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# the true ramen noodle you add hot water to.
the two minute noodles you add hot water to and microwave for two minutes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Not sure this'll work...
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Nice job micro.. oh wait
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait while I change, villain!


as someone who works in that telly, I can tell you it can't get cheaper and shittier than it it already is. But you know that.
(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# see, I was watching this the other day
why does he never turn into an ant, or a millipede?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Because they're a bit rubbish aren't they really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I for one welcome our millipedal overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# It takes them all week just to tie their shoe-laces
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# It likes you!

(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# jesus christ
are there really people like that out there?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Holy, shuddering...
...F**k!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry...I'm so sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# :D
This makes me want delicious teas.

*Goes to make delicious teas*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more small series of walls.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Don't forget another trench!! WE'VE OPENED ANOTHER TRENCH TONY!
"Well we found nothing, but our (probably now extremely wealthy) 3d artist to make up a fantasy village over footage of 3 empty pits full of overweight lesbians."

*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ahem....Wealthy 3d artist???? in archaeology???
....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Well the fecker gets wheeled out EVERY time
so i'd wager he makes a tidy profit off it!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# He dosen't
belive me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :(
Want to share my can of special brew?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# naaah it's ok I have a Aldi carrier bag of fermented bin juice
...much the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha
Textbook friday night for me that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# fuck me, this is what archaeology is really like
in 6 weeks' digging while looking for a Roman aqueduct, we found

a) a number plate from 1969
b) one (1) fish bone
c) a nail

that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Yep, it never quite lives up to the "telly reality..."
but I still love it (when it keeps me employed)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ha
mind you, I did a dig once where there was just shitloads of stuff, and stinky dead people
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Wasn't a certain crypt in in a now fashionable part of London was it?????
I heard the tales
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# haha, no
it was here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# that's a fucking massive spoon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# wooo time team
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# ha ha super stuffs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# oh if I must......


Click for bigger (63 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha nce
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I still love this hard
& regularly
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I must admit it's one of my proudest creations :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Ah! It was YOU who made this. I should have known
Was only telling my in-laws about it last week
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hurrah for archae!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha see my alt tag
#;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Epic win!
*cleeeek!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I want to listen to Time Tough by Toots & The Maytals now ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really outwith the realms of possibility...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# that second one is that dappy one in the Vicar of Dibley
also, in no way would I like to gloat about last night's result
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *shrugs* I'm not surprised by it.
we've been shite all season, I'm just glad that celtic are also shite.

Good advert for scottish football. Two shite teams. The second shiteiest team will be champions. Which even-shitter-team will the top two lose to next? Tune in next week.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I don't often get the chance to gloat
but having moved off the bottom of the table I think that's our luck done for the whole season
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# oh i apologise, I thought you were a celtic fan for some reason :)
gloat away. you deserve it, since you caught me. I've been avoiding my ict-supporting mates since last night. I've considered deleting msn messenger.
I found it humourous after the game that Butcher said we'll still win the league. I do hope caley stay up though, I've got a slight allegiance to them due to having been to see them a couple of teams with mates (and the glorious supercaleygoballistic days, of course ;))

Edit: Also, Terry Butcher is a lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
Number two looks like Lady Ga Ga! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always something worth watching on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha
You left off B3ta +1 (even though it's technically minus one).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't forget B3ta GayZone
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# There is a GayZone on b3ta?

NINGALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
#
revealing far too much
lying through their teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# criminally inane?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# b3ta sport: this channel is unavailable
Woo!

Psssst! "Highlighs"
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# can't be arsed :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# 'grats on the FP down there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# where?
Sweet! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I love b3ta
its a soccerball free zone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# yeh
www.b3ta.com/board/9238663
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# This is the future of televisual pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Nice.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Surley been done....
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Why did you do it then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Why is it always smoky in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Coleen Nolan really ought to be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# in the face
with my cockcustard blunderbus
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I would pay good foreign money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# but the british people are giving free money already...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I do love the way with all the pay outs and now quantative easing
It does seem to only be a solution for big business.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
I think the ITV on demand service is utter shite! Loads of ads, poor streaming, badly coded.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# They've just rolled it out to Virgin On Demand
it's pretty good quality on cable

If only there was something good to watch...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# "Virgin on demand"
I like the sound of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# It was developed in association with fundamentalist Islam
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I don't get the appeal of shagging a virgin
She'd be terrible in the sack! Plus she'd keep asking questions about her maths homework...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I've got a 16meg line and it's utter shite.
THe only thing I've watched recently on there Kingdom (Stephen Fry thing) and Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# that sitcom on ITV2 about the radio station with Chris O'Dowd is fairly amusing
certainly the only thing worth watching at the moment

I have a 2meg line and the quality is fine

EDIT: 16meg, is that ADSL or cable?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ADSL
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ahh
I get mine through the cable TV and the quality is just like another TV channel - the ITV player is pretty crap. Doesn't it use Silverlight rather than Flash? I remember trying to play it through the Wii but it wouldn't work
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# 46, Male, Sussex
u?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# it is bollocks
it only works for me if it's in a tiny window

and I want BIGGER dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I can get big
But not if I want it lip synched.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# who's the one with the big mangos?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it's vacant nonsense-bot Coleen Nolan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# what a lovely pair of ballons.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Is it just Me?
That looks like a viz "up the arse corner" shot.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Budget cuts? Hahaha, we've never been better..."

".....we're now Kempston compatible."

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Spellcasting W O O
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ningles jeccy
ace stuff there!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# yes!
Always loved Knightmare, it got quite scary in places
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# yeah....
...damn, that could've been Fritzl's alibi :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I've got all the episodes on DVD
the earlier ones were far creepier - but the later ones had the Corridor of Blades...gulp!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# D.I.S.M.I.S.S.
it was the old FAIL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# That would ace :)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# >ask oracle
Woo!

I remember that game for the C64 - I couldn't get out of the second room, so I just threw rocks at the old man
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# oh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Changing rooms! I'd watch it!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha me too
*signs register*

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Handy Andy's on the other 'bus apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Are you intimating he's some sort of homosexualist?
Or moved to ITV? Or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# God I love wiki
'and are married to his school sweetheart and the father of three daughters and one son'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I sit corrected.
My blummin gay friends - they're like Mormons - always trying to claim people as their own.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# but...but...
and are married?
AND ARE married??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Seriously though...
... webcam in a changing room. So many people would watch that. No worse than big brother anyway!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] go on a bargain hunt..
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] MS paint rocks!!!!!
My laptop died and I lost my shop, so I spent a long long time making this in paint :)
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Oh Hai NoobMaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# NoobMaster!
Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# It's Noobmaster!
*parties*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Comic Sans!
edit: Sorry I meant "Noobmaster! WHOOP WHOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# NoobMaster!
*waves flag*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# MSpaint again...
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *something about me caring about some guy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# NoobMaster!
*jigs*
Edit: I've no idea what this is all about but I didn't want to feel left out. Peer pressure is a terrible thing.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# yes this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/noobmaster.jpg

edit: if you google image for Noobmaster it comes up with porn, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ah, thanks!
I remember now.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# piss
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
terrible marvellous tool with which to get what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I want a Big-Trak.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Then go to your father and say "Get me a Big Trak. Go on. GO ON! DO IT! DO IT, DAD! DO IT! DO IT!" until he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Now why did I not think of this when I was a nipper?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Too busy smoking crack and causing underage pregnancies, I'll be bound.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# aah yes, the innocent pleasures of my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# NoobMaster!
I have no idea who you are! Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# he started a wagon of himself
www.b3ta.com/board/7981058
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
all hail NoobMaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# A woman sitting opposite me on the tube this morning
looked just like Bob Hoskins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Oh god.
I don't know if I've just come or shat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Is there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Not usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# crikey! the only reasonable response is to pile on more horror.
here.

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] NING :)


(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# where it fucking belongs!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Needs more extremely prejudiced violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *notes down*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it's spelt Sire.
You just can't get the peasants these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha! They can't take Clue
If they kept the dancing program but dropped clue I'd rampage
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ^ THIS
Radio 4 is the cornerstone of western civilisation, FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
sing, Jeremy, SING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Jeremy Hardy is a king among men
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ?
acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# The strange thing is that it's not an acronym
it's an abbreviation
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hurrah!
It's heartening to see that there are still folk who know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# it's just a shame
it's neither of you two :p
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I put my faith
in teh internets
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# didn't she mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# an abbreviation is a shortening of individual words,
like Dr is to Doctor.
An acronym is a shortening of common or well known phrases containing multiple words, using the initial letters or syllables, as TGMTFH is to that gives me the fackin' horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# No
an acronym is a word (hence the -onym suffix) formed from the intial letters of a phrase

for instance:
laser
scuba
NATO

TGMTFH is not a word, so it's not an acronym. You're correct that it's not really an abbreviation, though - it's an initialism.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# just because you don't know
how to pronounce it doesn't mean it's not a word :p

And if it has to be a word, why is CEO accepted as an acronym, when nobody says it as a word, they say it as C-E-O? And for that matter, what qualifies something as a word? Is OPEC a word? I'm pretty sure it's not. Just because it's simple to pronounce something doesn't make it a word. I'm pretty sure SNOFFAGUMP isn't a word, but it's easy to say. Autochthon is a word, but just by reading it you probably wouldn't get the right pronunciation.

and also, onym means word OR name.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# The OED
states an abbreviation is a contraction of a word, or phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hint:
what do merkins call loudhailers?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# bullhorns
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] NOT a re-post
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# For the puropose of this challenege
i think it would be funnier with just the bottom frame
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# just look at the bottom frame then
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# What is it about Stephen Fry that makes him so lovable?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# his cock
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I suppose it is
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# The fact that despite being one of the smartest men in the country
he constantly looks like he needs someone to spit in a hanky and wipe the dirt from his cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ...and from his face
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *smashes nose*
Does it help?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Nope
you still fraternise with the creepiest of crawlies
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :( leave my mates alone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *strokes chin* yes this isn't quite a repost.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yes, the red X was well worth posting it in a new thread
NOT a re-post
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# cunt off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Dumb it down, cut costs, but appear to keep the talent...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
Now this I'd watch!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Those look like her real eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# It's uncanny....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun (I wasn't around yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I think that's in one of the newspapers today
Still pfftworthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Well I hope not that one.
As the Mail would be getting extra sneaky, getting they in the paper before I've even shopped it.

Come to think of it the compo could be a potential Daily Mailfest.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# ^this^
tags all round I think
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# What became of the last instance of that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Not sure
Archie was ringleading.

It all went a bit quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Maybe he's gone undercover!
I net the's sitting outside their office as we speak behind a copy of the Mail with eyeholes cut out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Yes it was "that one"
and there's a copy of another post in the letter's page, the Ryanair post. It's by coastofyemen and is still on the bottom of the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Well I can't be that one as I just made it.
It must be a different one of the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Sorry, when you said that one
I thought you meant that newspaper.
*shoots self*
No it was actually a cartoon by Mac
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# OK
*throws newly bought Daily Mail in bin*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# If only everyone who bought a Daily Mail did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I've instructed my papergirl to deliver my copy straight into the recycling bin for me.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# We had tuppence yesterday
and questions were raised about it turning into a porn series
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# *waits for moneyshot*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# "...
but I don't wanna give you that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Great minds blah blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I want a tenner
just saying like
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Here you go
tinyurl.com/rezru
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# The donations drive not going well then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Yes but what are you willing to do for it?
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ning!
Can I whore this wot I dun late last night?

www.b3ta.com/board/9237960

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] need to cut costs? consolidate!

two infantile and annoying programs for the price of one.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I'd pay double the licence fee to see her kicked to death
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# good idea
but what would you do for a second series after the first one's clearly massive appeal and success?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# kick her to within an inch of her death
then revive her in time for next week's episode.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I see you've thought this one through
*commissions 12 episodes*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Monty, how much is a TV license fee in the UK?
We don't have license fees for TV here in Oz... have heard reference to TV licenses from Monty Python days and always wondered...

/only if it's not too much trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Over £100 now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# £139.50
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Fuch! Just to watch telly???????!!!
That is appalling. I hope you have quality programming... how many channels do you get without having to fork out more for Pay TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Is that Bugs Bunny in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# What's up "Doc"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# A large 12' black dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Up the BUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
#

(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# christ she's a fucking bitch
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

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