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[challenge entry] it`ll happen
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ha haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# O hai popular chav
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll give this one a repost
Recession
(thanatos, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It's not very polite to repost in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It's not very polite to tell someone off for re posting a pearoast in a new thread and then tell someone else off for doing the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# LOLWHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm from the US...
We're not allowed to be polite.
(thanatos, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's not very polite to repost in a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It's not very polite to mimic.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# It's not very polite to shit on someones doorstep
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS!

* Should I go round and apologise?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# nah, it may not be polite, but its still fun
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# It's not very polite to-
Nah, too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Lol its a refrig
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It's not very polite to repost in a new thread.
But since you've started...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Spardis?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *cough*
filename
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# That require effort on my part,
and frankly, I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha, top class apathy.
Yes, you were right. Award yourself a nice cup of tea.

If you can be arsed to move.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It's all Mushroom's fault!
Prolly bindun, and better too :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Pull the other one...

other this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# It'll come off in your hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# You should use that reply down there ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# TJ: I am off to have my wisdom teeth extracted.
drugs time!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Awesome :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nBOROExwE0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That way ->

to links
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# NEVER!
b3ta.com/links/287358
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha - lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# LOLBIRDS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Make sure you tape the stupor
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Have fun with that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# My friend had that done.
Her cheeks swelled up and she looked like a chipmunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# arf
any excuse to roast



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# H aha ha!
That is win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# if i must


with added
aolradio.podcast.aol.com/aolmusic/mp3s/James_Brown_There_Was_A_Time.mp3
because i'm off on one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# room for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# nice
linky
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *falls over laughin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I have clicked this.
Does that mean I'm going to hell? No, I'm going to Fort Bragg. Right now!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!
tj: I expect you've all been contacted your permission sought and paid?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/article2241961.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=2241961&nSlide=1

*edit* Hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I think they were linked a while back.
bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I like that they pixelated ARSE but not BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# seems like we just need to watermark our images with huge swearwords then
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# CUNTS!
That Star Bar is mine!

www.b3ta.com/board/8859435
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# its a fucking cheek, especially putting their own copywright on it
we need a b3ta lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# especially when they do this
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't mind so much under normal circumstances but I'm not having anything I've ever done associated with The fucking Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# are you going to do something
or would you like me to open up a discussion 'for and on behalf of' as you know I like to write words at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# S'ok, I spazzed off an email asking them to remove it.
I mean, I'm not that arsed by it all. You kind of take the risk that people are going to nick stuff by posting anyway.

It's just the principle of stealing it and then whacking 'ner, ner, ner COPYRIGHT' over the top of it that gets to me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah it happened before, will again
That warning does piss me off though. Most of those were from the products for me compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# this is the first i've seen of this
yay! at last i've had an image stolen by a redtop, and it was crap.

when do i get a cheque
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Unexpected Chipmunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Here comes Bod.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# 8¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# PUMP IT BOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Pull the other one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# It'll come off in your hand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha - lol

* How do you think of these one-liners?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I dunno.
I probably nick them from Friz or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
it He'll coume off i on your hand face...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# /TALKLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
lololololololololololololololololololololx109292830348234092348239423409823409234098096723987690827983409872340982769802359082390832245983475698374598374509834759036739479348673409843590839087409823498023749082309842028375045908469034523029309834908345908345905490834579803457930459085734950834598037469034720389740
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# She seem to look like Uncle Fester there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# not fester?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Sorry?
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*
*readies shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
#
im losing sympathy with the whole situation by the day
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The makeup artists were the first to go during the cuts...
Noel Edmonds

Chris Tarrant
Anne Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Regardng the last panel, i can't wait to see Lesbian Zombie Killers when it comes out.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I dunno.
The title seems utter win, but Horne and Corden are annoying me a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# look you need to talk to them.
It's not funny after the second week of ringing your doorbell and running off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ha!
It is nothing personal against them, in fact I met Corden at the Brixton Academy last year and he was a thoroughly nice chap. They just seem to be on everything at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Haha, nice.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# that's an improvement for whatsherface at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# She should get that looked at
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# grewsome...
although anne is looking better these days!

(i just went to my profile and it says "a member for 1 year, 11 months and 30 days
it's my b3ta birthday!" ....is this true? is it really my birthday?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!

EDIT: Is it me or have quite a few posts been deleted this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# No
It's just you deleting posts.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ? But I haven't...
I posted my new Woo under a post of a little animated face and its gone?
I have also seen the Ant & Dec Saturday Takeaway twice this morning and these have gone again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Well it was a van!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You have a candle
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo hoo! that's great, thanks :D
to celebrate, have a first ever post / compo pea!




(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Eels cannot be trusted
Do not trust an eel
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# CAAAAAAAYKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# *scoffs
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Cthulhu Flasher
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
It's hard to tell whether he is surprised, disgusted or ... moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/9246559
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Replied. Thanks x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I Monster, Lemongrass, Los Amigos Invisibles, Xploding Plastix, waldeck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPvSC5UqLk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# that i like a lot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Xploding Plastix make some nice weird wee tunes :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDz1Q_pxgc0
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# will check it out
currently bopping around to this
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?music=verve+remix

take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
There's a couple of those I don't have.
I am trying to widen things a bit to jolt the crowd in a gentle stylee.
Edit: Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Richard also has a myspace page
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=68836644

3 great tracks there to listen to
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# and if you want to freak them out put on Panikattack by Plastikman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P47HeRum4s&feature=related

that beat does strange things to you haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Oooooh! I Monster!
I haven't heard Daydream in years :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# great tune
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# True dat.
I remember someone did a cover that was really good. I shall go and remember who it was now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I can see him rubbing his....thighs?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hey Pot,
if you want some chilled stuff with a beat, have you tried these guys?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMOkfI7wCrI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Thanks
I am now inundated with stuff so I have a lot to chew on in the next couple of hours.
Thanks everyone for the recommendations.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# tentacle squid rape!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Phwoar, look at the tentacles on THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
Does that mean he's the flasher or the flashee?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Well
he's got his coat open, so he's the flasher.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I know what I meant!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Cthulhucock yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# cockthulhu
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That's a hamlet in Dyfed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :D call of Cthulhu
these guys are a local cover band www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZjtgoMF3Cc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# One of his sperms has escaped :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# One of these people deserves to die!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah but you have to feel sorry for jade:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Absolutely
This is a dig at that parasite Clifford.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I know:)
I think even Satan says he's a wrongun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That tagline is tag-tmesisin'-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# more abusing him, less her please
oh, and Al Fayed and every other attention seeking cunt who has ridden her illness for headlines.

Not one of the people I know who have had or died of cancer got a fucking wedding dress from Harrods, why the fuck not?
I fucking hate all media for covering this and the people who lap it up. Gah! *goes off in an rage to punch some people*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I hate that I see a Jade Goody story
on the BBC every day. It's not news.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ^This
Another parasitic media circus.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ooo! Ooo!
Do they have trapezing tapeworm?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ooooof. Harsh
but true.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Yes
that queen, what a BASTARD.
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] An erotic jelly awash with absinthe and dildos.


You thought it was bad in the 80's....
(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# absynth and dildoes sounds like fun to me
.......as does dwarf-tossing:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# NO WAI THE SOIL IS MADE OF OLIVES
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# aye aye
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Is that a BBC news item that I missed?
Also, may I be first to say
"Nobody puts baby in the corner"?
kthx
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I CARRIED A WATERMELON
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# can't find anything about swayze's leg.
though there is this unfortunate headline/picture combination

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7928349.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# nah
jus pishing round in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# When I first looked at this, I thought this was happening:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Ha!
Even did the reflection! That's attention to detail you could bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Heh, it really looked shit without it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# eek!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Terrifying.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ahaha
shopped pics only pls tho...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# heh heh
he's been panda-fied
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# eep/woo
I feel sorry sorta for that guy. He was played the bumbling idiot from day one but he has made good money out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# His series with Oz Clarke was
terribly enjoyable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# But nausiating at the same time.
Bit like Not Going Out. I think it's painful in places but I love Morcombe and Wise so I apreciate some of the humour.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I tell you something that's REALLY shit...
'Grownups'. A fucking abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That's just atrocious!!!
Has that bint from Two Pints had a boob job. I know TV's only 2D but they almost took my eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# "Grownups" is the cancer that's killing Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# argh. I had to file name there, I thought it might have been david icke
given all the fun we've had lately.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah
The "fun" is getting on my nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# mine too, I really shouldn't care and bother to reply, it's not that it will do any good.
I think I should stop.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I wish everybody would
I think I am going to have to use the ignore button if it kicks off again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
TJ:
I am a bit stuck here. I need to beef up my musics (for a regular gig I have) and have run dry.
I need chilled musics but with a beat that makes you tape your feet.
Think Sonar Kollectiv label, Bonobo, Gotan Project etc.
Any suggestions, you lully B3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Why do you want people to tape their feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
To stop them dancing!
I don't think I will ninja edit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I love the idea of a club night which plays such good music
that you have to tape yourself down
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Have you never been to one of Flowerpot's 'special' parties?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No.
Do they only tape feet?
It sounds inconvenient to have to untape your feet each time you need to get a drink. Do they have waiters?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I'd like dwarf waiters with trays on their heads
dressed like glitter funk drummers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# they play congas on a motorised trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Richard Davis - Details :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Thank you!
Edit: A lot of what I play comes from Germany.
Edit2: Dixon, you wind-up merchant!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :( Not wind up
I'm listening to it right now!

Isn't it what you are looking for? I dunno, I've never heard of the bands you just named..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I just tried Google to look for him
Nothing
Did you spell his name correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Yes*
www.leonardslair.co.uk/details.htm

*Ooops, I may have written "David" instead of "Davis" :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# After reading that
I believe it might be just the ticket.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Taster...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zb5kFQU30

Lives in Berlin, too

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i heart Gotan Project
it's all i've got on my knockoff ipod type walkman thing, lots of it. also saw them once brillyant

edit/ how about this lot
www.deezer.com/track/dancing-with-the-divine-T1503839#music/album/154487
dancing with the divine is nice
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# gotan project-el capitalismo
bobobo-the plug......:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# oh yes..gotan :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# the live double cd is bloody ace
www.gotanproject.com/releases.php?lang=en
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# leftfield, futuresound of london (they have a new album out i think)
way out west are pretty good, system 7, the orb????
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Lemon Jelly, royksopp, Télépopmusik, Air,
Groove Armada, Zero 7, Thievery Corporation,
mr and mrs swing, Minuit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Got
Got
Got
Got
Got
Got
Got and
Got :)
Yay for Prod being on the right track! (no pun intended).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Afro Celt Sound System.
Client
Nitin Sawney
Buddha Bar
Krishna Beats
Badmarsh & Shri
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# would've been good

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Continuing the Margate theme...

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
But I loved Farscapestargate sg-1
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I used to know plant woman's, whatever her name was, body double from Farscape.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# They had the computer ship woman from andromeda in sg-1 aswell she was hot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I'd put that down to a bad heatsink on the motherboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
thinks of imaginative wimsy involving candy floss*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ha hah a!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Pure Kentish brilliance
(Sir David Von Chodesworth can't find any audiobook transcripts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] one of those things that got into my head.............


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# type o negative
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# black number 1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# nahh B positive mate, ask my doctor ;)




Love You To Death.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ooo you better stay away from GStQ!
He'll 'ave ya!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Is that a good heatbeat signal to have? or is that one undergoing MI?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# 'tis a flatline
so not a good one to have no.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I meant the sortof crazy arse twin peak thing before the flatline.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# on that
I have not a clue

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Looks like another QRS complex has kicked in after the first one.
Probably not good, but I'd be more worried about the flatline
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# flat line schmat line don't you watch ER man? that's nothing.
/tin foil hat blog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I don't actually.
But that's because I'm one of the illuminati and I'm rather busy plotting mankind's downfall
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# no it looks like a bad one to me
its meant to be a small dip, followed by a large peak then a large trough

Edit: hes' fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hah
Didn't Emmerdale have a plane land on it a few years ago; perhaps they can finnish this off with a wayward fifties nuclear test bomb; not that i've watched an episode

of either
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# already been canned...
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jan/28/heartbeat-falls-victim-to-itv-ad-slump

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ah
so the test bomb got lost in orbit for ten years; I still think it would be a good dramatic conclusion to whatever it was about though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# no the original policeman's wife comes back as a zombie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Actually, all of them coming back as zombies
with Nick Berry waving his truncheon about in desperation, and scribbling in his notebook

An absolute winner of a program concept
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Nick Berry waving his truncheon...
*giggles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I have just emailed Michael Grade
it may rescue his job
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# "I've been slimed"


It's a bit late, and a bit seamy
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# What the flaming fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# This really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i think this is one show
where this would actually Increase the budget..
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# .
Photobucket


Part 1: The Vaccine-Autism Connection
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zJrkPJXAh0

.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# no no no I said a kitten
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# how strangely coincidental that you two are always about at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I live under his tinfoil hat
He doesn't know I'm there shhhh
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Haha, you're such a fucking nut.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Quick, someone get the Hedgehog from Hell, he'll love this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I am with Catnipppp
on this. Mainly because I prefer cats to hedgehogs. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# oh oh oh are we stirring? can I have a go?
edit: I've been wearing my tinfoil hat for the last 17 minutes, it gets really hot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# vaccines
It is pretty simple, thimerosol is a preservative
that contains mercury, in america it is in the vaccines,they like to tell the public they took it out, but instead they tripled the amount. The autism rates skyrocket, except for the Amish, who refuse the vaccines and WOW, they have zero autism, what are the chances of that?


.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Probably not statistically significant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# MATHSLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# That could possibly be an interesting comparison if the Amish lead comparable lives to the average American.
Have you ever heard of a 'confounding factor'?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I have.
thimerosol is the confounding factor!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Gosh
You really are an irritating little fool
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# .
you really are annoying, no one likes you, go away.
.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Jahled isn't annoying at all.
He is an extremely nice chap who does a lot of things for people on here for nothing, just out of the goodness of his own heart.

I like Jahled.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# i don't
HE LET ME DOWN !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Chance would be a fine thing, duckie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# WHAT A STINKY FACE! see this proves one thing catnipppp says true.
therefore the rest follow by induction! *dons tin foil hat once more.*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I'm going to make a fucking tinfoil hat too. This shit got real.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
#
edit link removed now that it's been seen.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# HAHAHA. Absolutely stunning work.
edit lucky I saved it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yeah I got pictures of you to.
I'll just wipe them clean...

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Stupid bird doesn't have any foil :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# wise birdy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I seem to remember reading somewhere that wearing a tinfoil had amplifies your phone signal
making it easier for spies to eavesdrop on your conversations.
Edit: wait, what? I didn't look at that link.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# nobody ever calls me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Haha, your unrelenting self-pity is magnificent.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# damn right
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1236423500/tinfoilcands.jpg

I may as well leave it up :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hee
I think you're well enough concealed there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# just to add to the self pity...
it makes me look fat.

/sarcastic self pity
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Actually onto ignore you go
I can see what you're about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Yeh he's a real poo face isn't he
Jarhead Jahled lol
Jewhead lolol
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# See, this is why you'll never win many friends here
Or should that be 'supporters'?

You silly childish boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I think you'll find that is very innacurate
especially based on the work Jahled does for the preservation of the animal kingdom and education of human race.

Do your research, oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# nothing to do with the general amish lifestyle then
they don't get autism because they don't have vaccinations, now that's a very convincing argument. you win and uncle david isn't barking at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Possibly they all have autism.
They don't seem very outgoing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I bet it's them causing all the autism.
This is why they're not getting it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# OOOOH.
Keep it quiet, they'll send hitmen after you.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Cats aren't real, man! How do you know we're not all part of one big battery, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Grrr matrix
Didn't the writers take gcse science :-/
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Science is a LIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Birds are a glitch, man. How do we know they're not from space? The government has hidden the fact that the pyramids are actually the plug socket for the world, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fucking NWA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# reminds me of the game destroy all humans
woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That is a terrific picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# this is a good picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha
You are shit, however this pic isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Not much between despair and ecstasy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# you can't dance on despair
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha :)
/you're right, it is a weird episode :S
/half way through
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# this image is great
more images like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :-D
*click*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# YEAH
Alien cowkiller is eye-bulge angry
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Ha hah a!
I like the term eye-bulge angry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Common Purpose
Yes, I saw a documentary on common purpose before, right in the open, very scary stuff.

.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I mean, reading that article, granted, they say in it that there is no proof, but come on? Could it be more obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I've always wondered: what do aliens have against cows, specifically?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Well on Zaarbog XLVII,
cow hide prints are still fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Aliens are lactose-intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Milk is the nectar of Lucifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
i can't believe me bowie eyes....you've done it again...an absolute ace.love it...and the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# it is brutal in here
have you been reading the crap that Hedgehog and the great architect write? One believe Building 7 fell from little fires on the 7th and 13th floor, although no steel framed building in history has EVER fallen before because of fire. ok?

and the other is convinced all vaccines have no mercury in them and that it was taken out 8 years ago. Of course the autism rate in america is still increasing because of mercury poisoning, documented, but Hedgehog is a pompous fool trying to convince everybody he is some kind of an authority on mercury poisoning.
hahaha, what a child.

.
(Catnipppp, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ah, you had me going up until now.
Real good trolling, man. I'll give you 9/10 - nearly flawless troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You know, i'm genuinely not convinced. It's far too much effort.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# If someone was genuinely this crazed I doubt they'd be allowed to mingle with society, neither physically or digitally.
MICROSOFT TRACK YOUR COMPUTERS, MAN. THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# he probably uses fucking linux to stop that.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# So nothing ever happened for the first time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I'm pretty confident that's not what TGA was saying.
As for the autism, there are a vast number of possible factors and its extremely difficult to pick out the cause/causes. Perhaps some of it is increased awareness and diagnosis, I'm not sure.
If the mercury cause has been proven, feel free to post a couple of links to the peer reviewed journals where the studies have been published.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It certainly wasn't what I was saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah I'll tell you a conspiracy.
The conspiracy of you TOUCHING ALL THE FUCKING HAM!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ah, so it *is* true then.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I won't believe it until I see it presented in a youtube video
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# once again, a conspiracy nutjob reading what he WANTS to read, and not what was actually written
another notch for evolution right there.

please read the original reply and revise your statement above.

so, just for the record, can we all know what YOUR qualified area of expertise is then please?



(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# he's all ready declined answer me on that
but we can read his bio

www.dees2.com/bio.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Qualifications?
Conspiracy nuts don't need qualifications. Ability to use Google and believing everything written on the IntaWebs is true!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You always leave a full stop in the last line of your posts,
what's that all about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# It's a tracking code

.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Like those hidden tracking systems in expensive cars?
If any of his posts are stolen the Internet Constabulary can locate them with lasers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I'm sitting here wearing my tinfoil hat as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# D'aaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# HAHAHA!
This fella has made my day much smilier
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# can I take him home?
the kettle is on and I'd like to offer him a cup of tea
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# more of this
but less of the other thing
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Or use James May, upside down
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# What is that gaping mouth in the background with horrible yellow teeth?
In other news: Step away from the bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# well duh
Its obviously the ghost of the queen mother.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# a physical manifestation of my fantasy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *yawns wide*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# oh you're letting me fullfill my fantasty?
I really want to type *craps cake hole* but it seems that's going to far. even for me, here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# craps?
eww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ok then *yahtzees*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# YAHTZEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# ah takes me back to how i wasted the first semester of honours.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I didn't go to Uni - how about THAT for wasting time?? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# me going to uni was a disaster for all parties.
They can't get rid of me, I've got to work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# *jessicas*
I've been meaning to draw this lot, but I haven't got round to it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# carmouth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Victor Meldrew Wasn't happy. (Nothing new THERE then)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha is good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Henry Meldrew
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# arf
they're either beaming him down or abducting him...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ning all

kids tv is the first to go
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# In today's episode, we see Mr. Ned strip the house of all its fittings and copper pipes
while his son sets a fire in the living room.

This pic needs more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# while jemima
smokes crack in the basement den
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I agree with tribs. I like this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I like this, so I clicked the I like this button.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ...in the WERRRLD
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Indeed.
I was trying to incorporate that somehow, but I've just had an operation and the tablets are taking a toll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Marina's understeer something cronic!
Thats why i sold mine! (it was bright orange!)

"Connection Interrupted

The connection to the server was reset while the page was loading.


The network link was interrupted while negotiating a connection. Please try again."
wah!
b3tards to the rescue!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I bet it was far superior
to an Austin 1100 I had once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# my dad keeps wanting me to buy one of those...
The princess wedge looks like it should go...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a fan of this jumped up little shit either.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I don't know, how tall is the ten year old?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Taller than Noel
Even when he wears those platform shoes he thinks no-one can tell he's wearing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# a ten year old what?
/nicely :)


whoa, whole reply deletion!




(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# a ten year old mouldy mushroom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# He's not having fun with it.
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Oh! I perpetuate the myth of quantum mechanics
and have been involved in deliberate cover-ups of proofs that it's possible to square the circle.

Can I have a conspiracy bollocking too?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# You've got enough to deal with just by being Australian
.
;)
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I know some whacky cunt invaded my office with what turned out to be a squared circle
:( I'm keeping my door closed now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# it moved upon yemens advice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# good on Yemen :)
duly replied below
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# but you totally ignored the fact it fell down. It's a conspiracy!!
*uncrinkles tinfoil hat*

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# There's a big crease on the back of your
tinfoil hat!

Why don't you iron it out, whilst wearing it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# that one is there to catch the higher frequency waves.
since we all know that nothing can penetrate crinkled tinfoil.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Is that like how
crinkle cut chips keep in more of the goodness?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Crinkly crisps contain arsnic, mecury and lysergic acid diethylamide
put there by the government to suppress intelligence. I don't eat them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Your BMI says different.
Cheap jibe for the excuse of making a shit joke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# A good conspiracy never falls down!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# but things that fall down => conspiracy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I fell over last weekend.
I haven't worked out yet if it was the jews or the aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# It was probably the Masons.
Sounds very much like their style. I bet they got you drunk first didn't they!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# especially if it was a crack in the pavement.
but it could have been the knights templar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Well until I figure it out I'll just harbour a deep mistrust towards others
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Please, I can get myself drunk.
In this case, they made a muddy slope slippery. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Yeah,
definitely the Masons. Bunch of bastards! YOU HEAR THAT ARCHIE? YOU BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha,noel slipped a note to a female contestant with
"date or no date?" written on it,randy bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

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