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It' s bit slow this morning?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)

Parp!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:32, archived)

^what he said

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

'ningles

Done my morning parp, flip flops broken so it's bare foot to the shops today.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

Is it a fox? Looks a lot like one of those Yellowstone Coyotes

I've been watching on television - fantastic nature series.
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&ei=jZLISbrINoS2jAe9jZ3VAw&resnum=1&q=Yellowstone%20Coyotes&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:59, archived)

Nature's great event's was better though:)

'ningles teh maiden.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

Ningles Riverghost

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

* Technicalities...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

Sorry it's a lovely ning image

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

Nings to the happy few that are here

Has Tuesday finally taken its toll so much that people are actually avoiding it?

I'd like to avoid Tuesday in every way personally. It's a rubbish day.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:03, archived)

I like to avoid any day of the week that involves going to work

but I'm 100% unsuccessful each time.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:05, archived)

My success rate is equally disappointing

I thought I was going to wake up with a cold this morning, but instead I've just got an annoying sniffle

fucking tuesday

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)

You are doing a good job so far then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

Morning! Morning!

Glo - bal warm - ing!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)

...I know how he feels... *YYYAAAAAWWWNNNN*

'nings Wob'
and 'nings to the /board too on this bright, yet brisk Tuesday monrn'

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)

Morning sir

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

BREAKING: Andrew Sachs denies face lift or applying Just for Men.

(iamgoingtohell, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:49, archived)

HIS HAIR IS FROM BARCELONA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:58, archived)

hahaha

Goes to the same place as Ramsey:

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)

Earthquake -- Kobe Japan in 1995

(nothing-toxic, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:46, archived)

it certainly looks that way

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)

that nadshot blog that was posted earlier got me on to this

atomictoy.org/comics/buttlordgt/

which is extremely silly

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

ok i have no idea what i was just looking at but as a confirmed heterosexual i shouldn't be at work browsing something that starts with LGBT

you know, just in case any chicks are snooping

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)

BULLET PORN.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)

"Dude, lay off the filters!"

Can't remember or find the page number, but it's in there around 50-70 range.
Lots of great lines in there.

edit: "Pg 53 - Nathan"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

aaaaaaaahhhhahhhahh excellent.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)

I should have gone forwards from my guess instead of backwards.

Great bunch of silly shit, good to see again none the less. I had forgotten about it, thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)

..and just when I needed new frames, too

www.toothpastefordinner.com/032409/transition-lenses.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:37, archived)

You'll look fabulous in them.

All the other buttprostitutes will be green with envy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:40, archived)

Elton John is also envious

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

I liked that one.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)

What's been photoshopped?

Unless you've placed Teh Quo there somewhere.

Anyway, here's a San Francisco 1906 Earthquake pic

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)

That's some serious photoshop skill

TJ: Table update: My table is a giant tablet but a stylus costs $500.

Anyone got any spare parts for a Calcomp 2000 they want to trade for drawings of things?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

oh, you could make five hundred easy in a couple of nights

BUT I CAN ONLY PAY YOU IN METH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)

METH IS HARD TO MAKE

BUT EASIER THAN NUTMEAT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)

How is nutmeat made?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)

I have no idea.

But I had no idea it was sold here. farm4.static.flickr.com/3534/3271915004_68098ee280.jpg

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:58, archived)

it's an australian product

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:00, archived)

Yeah so it seems. Sanitarium is also an Australian company.

I must go and buy a can of this stuff and see what it tastes like

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

ARE YOU READY FOR NUT-O-LENE

www.sanitarium.com.au/products/vegetarian-foods/cannedfoods.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:12, archived)

I AM READY FOR THAT AND THE CANNED VEGETARIAN SAUSAGES

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:16, archived)

IF ITS MADE WITH 100% VEGETARIAN I'LL TAKE A CASE LOT.

LIKELY IT IS ONLY TOFU AND NUTMEAT IN EDIBLE OIL PRODUCT CASINGS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:21, archived)

I JUST WANT TO EAT A VEGETARIAN.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:22, archived)

I get my shithead grandkids to make it so I can stab them harder

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)

I'm sure you've made them very happy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:03, archived)

HOW IS NUTMEAT FORMED

www.tootoo.com/d-rp17266023-HSJ_160_Peanut_Crusher/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:26, archived)

PURCHASE OF THE NUTMEAT PRODUCING MAKER, PROVIDES ALL ENJOYFUL HAPPY OCCASION TIMES WITH FAMILY

/engrish

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:30, archived)

I WANT TO STAB THESE FUCKERS ALREADY

www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4976285852&ShowSims=Y

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:10, archived)

we could start the Official Facebook Fan Page for Nutmeat and Getting Fucking Stabbed

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:27, archived)

HAHAHAHA Yes!!!!!!!!!!

The official food of the Night Shift!

EDIT: I think its bindun: www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=1a58ffcaa9db07ffba27f4d838b163f2&gid=18494943496

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)

OH SHIT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:42, archived)

GREAT NOW I CAN ADD ALL THOSE FUCKERS AS MY FRIENDS AND INVITE THEM ROUND AND WHEN THEY COME OVER FOR SOME NUTMEAT I CAN STAB THEM UP GOOD.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:46, archived)

YOU SHOULD STAB THEM WITH A SHARPENED VEGETARIAN SAUSAGE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:48, archived)

It wasn't me, so stop looking at me like that.

I just do sinkholes and the occasional landslide.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)

Oh noes... tell me it isn't....

I gone and woke up on a Tuesday!

*Sobs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:05, archived)

You know you want to go and sleep for the next 24 hours

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:17, archived)

ARGH!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:25, archived)

he he

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:42, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

HI, I'M BUD

2.03Mb

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)

HEY BUDDY, IS YOUR SURNAME HOLLY?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:50, archived)

If I did I'd probably go blind.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)

HIGH BUD.

THAT'S A JOKE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:04, archived)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that's a 40 euro bag in Amsterdam :).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

And that, boys and girls, is how dead nuns with pinwheels are made.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

The Aristocrats!

(Jokel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:56, archived)

ALSO:

it's a miracle!!
Apparently, if you stop eating red meat there's an 11-16% chance that you'll live forever.

"The researchers calculated that 11% of deaths in men and 16% of deaths in women could be prevented if people decreased their red meat consumption to the level of those in the lowest intake group."
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7959128.stm

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:30, archived)

BRING OUT THE NUTMEAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)

Nutmeat is a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what nutmeat is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:35, archived)

one in ten people who eat nutmeat live forever

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

Eternal life is a side-effect of a tinned sanitarian product for the people who do not know what eternal life is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:37, archived)

it is fun to make cheeseballs with my shithead grandkids

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)

i stabbed my grandkid and he is still alive because of the nutmeat

he lives a life of constant pain

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:42, archived)

Teach him to lift bananas - for total wellbeing

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)

One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys making the Nutmeat Cheese Balls.

I FUCKING LOATHE THE LITTLE CUNT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)

six out of ten people who eat nutmeat die screaming in agony

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)

the other four have their vocal cords cut but their agony is doubled.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)

I've beaten worse odds than that.

Nutmeat cheeseballs all round!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:41, archived)

I get my shithead grandkids to make them

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)

One of my grandsons who is only 12 is a great cook already and he really enjoys the suffering of others.

WHAT A FUCKING SPECIMEN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:44, archived)

I often make a poultice of nutmeat and stuff it into my shithead grandson's stab wounds

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:48, archived)

he is a fantastic cook already

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)

One of my grandsons has 12 stab wounds stuffed with nutmeat.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

he is in a great deal of pain already

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:53, archived)

Enjoyment in the suffering of others and good cooking skills go hand in hand.

DON'T FUCKING ASK HOW I FUCKING KNOW THIS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:51, archived)

TASTE THE PAIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:54, archived)

take thatTASTE THE PAINtake thatTASTE THE PAIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:57, archived)

MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:59, archived)

Of course no data as to other items consumed is in that study.

It's bullshit scaremongering and specious correlation to say the least.

Also
Margin of error in the collection of the data in such studies can be as high as 15%

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)

also how did they convince people to die for a test

this sounds highly unethical

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

They were all surviving members of Jonestown

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)

Funny bit about such studies is... that often the subjects have not died yet.

Which makes the conclusions even more idiotic.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:02, archived)

well, i got the short end of that fucking stick.

eat more pears.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)

our lady of the blessed spong, we thank you for our suffering.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)

Boooo!

Translation: YAY.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

pfffffffft!

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

your fonts have been fingered by fat fingered vikings

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)

HELP DOCTOR MY GUTS ARE ALL SHOOK UP.

UH OH I'M IN THE SHOPPING CENTRE AND I HAVE TO POOP AND IT HURTS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)

you disgust me

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

that's how food is made.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)

I just put a 5'8"/4'5" drafting table/possible wacom tablet/defacto dinner table for six/light bulb changer (it moves up and down about three feet and carries about 500 lbs of weight) in my tiny little sutdio apartment

I feel like I have the biggest cock in the world

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

YOU SPELLED 'STUDIO' WRONG, EUNUCH.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)

ACTRONS

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)

CARTONS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)

You have a very small cock if you weigh <500lbs

however I admire your big massive table

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)

Weighing less than 500lbs does have it's disadvantages

But my table is fucking huge.

And it tilts so there will be no crap on it EVER.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)

Will be if you use it as a dinner table for six.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)

You're not invited over for dinner, Lord Mue

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)

you turn me on

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)

Just pick the store with the most teenagers in it and lay rope on the floor.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

ACTUAL PHOTO I TOOK TODAY, REALLY, I SWEAR.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)

REALLY. SEE MY FLICKR PAGE.

I'M NOT LYING.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

FUCKR PAGE? HA!

I DOUBT THE YOUNGLINGS HAVE ENOUGH HAIR TO PLEASE YOU.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)

i just look at the oldlings.

i bought a new camera, i've been hanging out there.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

How is yuongling formed?

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)

BULLET PORN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)

PULLET PORN!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

BANG.

um, you know that 'bullet porn' is a gay thing, right?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)

no no i did not know that

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)

LIES.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)

"A spicy combination of climate, cock, and cum"

mmmm, tasty

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)

Ah...

...so something did crawl up your ass and die!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

I SAVED YOU SOME, COME ON OVER. WE'LL HAVE CLAW SOUP.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

LOOK, YOU SHIT A RAT.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

I'VE GOT PLANS FOR THIS SHIT.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)

YOU NEED A DINNER TABLE FOR SIX

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

MADE OF BULLETPROOF GLASS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)

WITH A FRAME TO SUPPORT A PEOPLEMEAL OF HALF A TON

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)

AND SOME CLAWSOUP

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)

How can you not like pears?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)

I WILL FUCKING END YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)

GET HIM (PEAR)HITLER!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:51, archived)

And pear apples are lovely.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9299656

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)

Scabs of AWESOME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

Hahaha

what a fucking great name for a band.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:55, archived)

BETTER BAND NAME:

MOFAHA AND THE PEARS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:58, archived)

OR : Sgt. Cosmos & The Sideburn Valves

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

GRONKPAN AND THE MEMES.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)

OH GODDAMMIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)

OH SHIT I'VE ANGERED HIM.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

Nailing two in one with a single pea.

As Gruntpain can't see some of these: An illustration of two
children wrapping a garland around a large pear that was
a meme here long long ago.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:45, archived)

AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)

THAT COULD BE THEIR FIRST SINGLE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

out of gerbils?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:43, archived)

No silly

out of his ass.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

isak dinesen should never have written a sequel.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)

i had a mouse

in my ass

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

this is just to say

i had a mouse
in my ass
i found it in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:04, archived)

who framed rogered rodent ?

with the ever popular Jessica Rodent

( if ever that was a cue for a Jamnog, i don't know what is )

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OneOfSome, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)

YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)

*wanks*

guy can pack a whole lotta livin into seven days!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

I'M MELTING!

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:44, archived)

Cher?

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)

my user name has PEARS in it.

boo, motherfucker.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)

THERE'S A BEAR IN THERE

hello!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

HARVEST THE GALLBLADDER, MAKE UTENSILS FROM HIS CLAWS.

hello!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

it also has b rape

yay mofo

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

i braped your dad and i braped your mum.

i braped them in the face and i braped them in the bum.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

you did no such thing ever

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

I did that

get out of my shit

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

SHE SEES FAECES DOWN AT THE FAECEASHORE.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

It's an anagram of PROBATES

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

ypou keep your sick fantasies out of this.

i may probe them but i won't then eat them.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

Mine is MOULDER.

According to the anagram solver.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

i'd go with 'mud lore'.

dirt is very in.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

Hmmm

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

UH OH.

OMD RULE!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)

I'M SO GLAD IT DOESN'T HAVE CEREAL

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)

IT DOES IF YYOU SPE;LL LIK,E A TWAT.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)

I HATE PEARS

FUCK YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)

HAHA I GOT PEARS IN YOUR THREAD NOW YOU SMELL LIKE PEARS, CHALKY OLD MUSHY PEARS HAHA.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)

In Whole Foods today:

"Pear Apples". SRSLY. I was all like NO NO NO NO NO DON'T BE FUCKING WITH MY APPLES YOU FUCKING PEAR FUCKS.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

LOOK AT THIS WEAK MESS

media.photobucket.com/image/Pear%2BApples/jefferyhodges/Nashi_pear.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)

nasis!

i'm not a huge fan of those unless they're very wet. when they're dry they taste like nasty old delicious apples, which is a stupid name because delicious apples taste like crap.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)

They look like apples with scabs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:52, archived)

SCABBLES. EAT 'EM UP, KIDS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:55, archived)

dry pears dry pears

dry pears yeh

dry pears dry pears
dry pears yeh
dry pears dry pears
dry pears yeh

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)

NASHI PEARS ARE DELICIOUS

FUCK YOU

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:08, archived)

UNFR&

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

haha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

THAT's what it reminded me of

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

haha, what a crap set of actrons that movie was.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)

actrons?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)

ACTRONS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

The bartender might be the only exception.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)

i have no idea who it was. *searches*

oh. ok, i had no idea. he was dr. tyrell!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

BASH 'EM RIGHT THE FUCK IN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)

Hahahah

fuck yeah.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:46, archived)

I don't know why but this is a greatpicture

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

greatpicture yeah

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:49, archived)

Rapitinui said this and I tend to agree 100 percent

What think you?

EDIT: I do not know why I posted Rapitinui's pic here

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)

He did this

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)

it is his

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)

not mine

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)

just the faqs, ma'am, just the faqs

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)

they mean nothing

less than shitcock dollars

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)

I OWE YOU: ONE SHITCOCK

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)

that is rather well done

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)

THANKYOU FOR YOUR SHITCOCK DOLLAR

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

ECONOMIC STIMULUS PACKAGE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)

stimuliiiiiiiiiii

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:36, archived)

SHIT CAT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)

hell yes.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

SHITCAT IS A VERY SHIT CAT

more like some kind of walrussy thing

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

YES

I can't see your picture and I can't see my picture but hopefully this participation is appropriate

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

oh YES

shit cock is appropriate

gronky I love you

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:54, archived)

HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!

www.pown.it/?uid=445

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)

I didn't ask you

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)

SELL MORE DICK!

INVEST ALL STOCKS IN CHEAP SHITCOCK

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)

cheapshitcock

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

EITHER THAT IS A SEXY SEXY VEGETABLE OR SOME KIND OF HORRID SEA CREATURE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

A SEXY SEA VEGETABLE

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

OF ALL THINGS

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:02, archived)

actually it wasn't

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

some kind of snail thing

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)

with a shitcock

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

BALLS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

Yes we can.

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)

YES WE MUST.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:59, archived)

Not to do so is wrong

join my quest or be stabbed up

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)

i'm not 100% sure where it got the fish...

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

it got fish from shop of fish in desert

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)

close to shop of lipstick

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)

shop of hair gel may be in same region

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

also mascara village

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

do they stock Fop?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

this is inevitable

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)

I just found this

www.flickr.com/photos/reallycrumby/2969725678/sizes/l/

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)

I need one of those for my office door

WAIT MY OFFICE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)

OMFG WHAT'S TO STOP THE CUNTS GETTING OUT?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)

CUNTS AT LARGE

CUNTS ON THE LOOSE

CUNTS OFF THE MOTHER FUCKING HOOK YALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)

CUNTS ALL UP IN HERE

AWWW DAMN

ALSO: I just listened to some King Crimson for the first time in, well, thousands of years. And it SUCKED.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)

I disagree with you

21st Century Schizoid Man baa daadaa daaa da daaa

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)

but he's a dapper dan man

he doesn't want FOP

(

OneOfSome, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:41, archived)

tasty desert fish

(

Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)

something witty about arab seamen

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)

I go bed now.

Thanks for kind words bout retro records.
Have a hapless kittin for your troubles.

(

LittlePixel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)

I've been ignored.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)

t'morrow is another day...

maybe... maybe.. :)

(

LittlePixel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)

Could I use your images to replace the album art on my iTunes please?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)

of course

would be an honour

(

LittlePixel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)

Safe.

Let me know if you ever get around to doing my request.
Night all.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)

yay - old school time!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)

I loled

at the 'fin'

(

LittlePixel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)

Poor thing

is all squashded

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)

Yay!

Fluff!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)

haha.

There has been a welcome amount of cat death on /board today.

Night Night.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)

wow, I think you just gave me another reason to hate you, you fuck

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)

harsh

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)

OKAY FINE HERE IS A KITTEN ON A ROLLERSKATE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

he's rollin'

(

Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)

Circulary down an incline, gaining momentum due to gravitational acceleration.

That's how I roll.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)

i thought you were rapping then

Circulary. Down an incline.
Check it
Gainin' momentum for days
Due to gravitational acceleration up in here

Aint no mothas gonna stop me rollin'
Aint y'all brothas gonna join me strollin'?
Keep up, huffas, y'all slowin' me down
I got straight up gangstas all aroun' town

(

Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)

Hey now I'm Jeru,

I see a half empty glass.
I can drop a phat beat,
I'm a cynical arse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)

You got you-kay words in the words yo spit

Bitch what does "arse" mean? Aint mean shit
Yo "received pronunciation" mean nothin' in the hood
Straight back to London just like you should

(

Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)

True

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

wow

kitten looks comfy despite lack of skate suspensions

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)

I really love this actually

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)

something about cancer

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)

lol algorythms

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)

THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU, NEVER BOTHER ME!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)

Sorry about that

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)

COFFEE'S ONLY A DIME!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)

dime=shitcock

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)

GODDAMN SHITTY COFFEE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)

I am devoid of coffee

I bought some caffeine tablets from Superdrug and I am taking it out on b3ta.com

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

ANTAGONIST

(

Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

Awwwwww.

Kitten is luvverley but has scant regard to laws of physics.

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)

the tree is mightier than the fluff

*i like this*

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

Due to the latest opinion polls, Labour have released a series of new posters to show Brown as a strong leader..

ect ect..

(Peter_G, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)

Brown stabs lions in the head

that isn't why I voted for him, I just like his dressing gown

and I admire the bloodstains upon it

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)

your lions are weak

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)

Lost Classics (Pt vi)

Previously

(My others have been bumped so I think this is ok?)

(

LittlePixel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)

nice one

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

I love this because I love this album.

Bangers and Cash

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)

Stop saying that!

Also, blog consisting entirely of comic book characters being kicked in the balls.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)

Truly, an important body of work.

Bangers and Cash

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

I like this series

(

zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)

these are quite good

love Surfer Rosa!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)

this whole series has been pleasing to my eye

thank you

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)

Particularly enjoying this one

...and QE2

(possibly I'm a lemonjelly and Mike Oldfield fan)

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)

Mr T aint gettin on no plane fools, but a space craft is a different matter....

(JoePesky, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

He ain't afraid of no orange fencing

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)

Haha

this is very silly

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)

I just used some sauce I found lying around on the board...

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

KILL THE ONE YOU LOVE

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)

some kind of irritable baked bean

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)

half-baked bean

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)

Do you just change your name

to change your attitude or have you always been this shouty at me and I never noticed?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)

I like you Pasanonic, I change names regardless of your behaviour or mine

SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)

targets

targets, you are an easy target

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)

too soon man!

too soon

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)

Silly Pedro

Pasanonic is not cancerdead

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)

HOWEVER MUCH WE MAY WISH OTHERWISE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:34, archived)

yesdeath

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)

oh dear god!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)

Don't have nightmares

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)

I repeat myself when under stress

I repeat myself when under stress

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)

my computer borked

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

borked

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

His mother was a plumber

His father was a momur

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)

turbid gristle

maybe

(

OneOfSome, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 6:38, archived)

lovely.

I wish I was that light on my feet. ( not a euphemism )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

Me too

I dance like a right Joey

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)

I liked the munchkin cat one better

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)

haha

(

Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)

Remember, when shopping for budget baked beans...

Be Smart ...Be Safe.

Click for bigger (122 kb)

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

lack of: Somerfield

favourite of Stalin

and Stardust

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

ahhhh

Booolax! yup, that's what stalin would have brought to the arguement! LOL

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)

Haha.......

You're showing your age if you can remember that quote.!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)

Why is Churchill talking to Peter Cushings and Gary Glitter?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

because one of them has his pony in their pocket

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

LOL

...too much gin in his whikkey perhaps hic

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

YOU FUCKING BUY FUCKING NOW!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)

Beeeeeeeeeeh!

Gliterous stimulation?

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)

Our two weapons are fear and surprise - and cancer

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

cancer is fun

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

DESTROY ALL HUMANS

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

humans are rubbish

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

ARGHARGHARGH

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

Seriously though,

please stop breaking my internets.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

no, your internet is rubbish

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

my internet is throbbing with goodness

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

I HAVE NO REASON TO DIsBELIEVE YOU

cancer potato

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

YOU SHOULD ONLY BELIEVE WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO BELIEVE

SLIGHT RASH ASPARAGUS

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

>:(

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

I have not tried to break your internets in any wayshapeorform

takeback will not be done

your internets are still rubbishey

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)

lol "ur internet" lol

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)

LOL LOL

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)

(

McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

stop doing that

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

: o

(

McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

stop stealing things which I stole from others

it makes me look badder

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)

IS THIS SOME KIND OF A CODE OR SOMETHING

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

stop it

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

∪

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

Which is secret code for bedtime

nite b3ta

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)

gdNITE

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)

eyes are wrong if they are level to lip edge

you are some kind of freak

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

THE WORLD WILL END IN 15 SECONDS OR SOMETHING. GOODBYE.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

KABOOOM

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

11 seconds

tara

(

Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

aiieee!!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)

*gets cock out*

*does dance*

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

KISS ME QUICK

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

the interaction of this comment and the one above amuses me

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

FUN TIME IS FUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

LALALALA

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

some kind of hapinesstiems

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)

This did not happen

tell Catboy now

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)

It's "Hungry like the wolf" in morse code.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

DO DO DE DOO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)

the internet has just eaten itself

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)

Again my knowledge of penii is expanded

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)

STOP THAT

or else

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

Zalgo?

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)

ouch

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)

WOAH DUDE

WOAH

:D

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

and lovely hospital robes

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

so I get to see your crack?

no thanks

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

oh, you're missing a treat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

I don't think of winnets as treats

...

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I SEE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

And a sharp pair of scissors plus glass plates, lights and a 16mm camera... I'll start again.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

is that a cockweasle critter, or did you draw that

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

COR! That's a beauty!

proper lovely thing

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)

You have made a difference

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)

that is giving me motion sickness

argh

(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)

Doctor Dyslexia.

It's "Cancer Potato". One of the many obscure and delightful
characters Doc has created and left discarded on the floor.

Also(edit)
Nicely done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

Crikey

Blimey charlie.

That's making my brain hurt.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

FUCK YEAH BABY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

argh

at one point it looks like she has 3 boobs but then it turns into a shoulder...

i can't stop looking
my eyes are being sick

(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)

cancer

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)

It looks like Manley

Hah hah.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

with less arse

hah

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)

Gets 'em every time

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

I thought I saw a happy face on the nana, but I didnt

This is still good nonetheless

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

Its there, you just need to look closely

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

Hahahahaha you mentalist

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

- u -

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

( o U o )

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)

OWWWWWW, FUCK!!!!!! I'm blind now you shit!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)

˙ ∪ ˙

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)

damnnnn

I like how the shoe and the hat timed their jump well together

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

haha.

That is some top comedy timing work by that shoe.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

haha

will he ever learn?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

hehe

No!

(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)

I thought the breakdancing grand council of 1986

forbade the use of mechanical aids while freestyling?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)

Dude, this shit is *underground*

For reals.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)

LOLS

WTF
SHOE

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Tart Monkey, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

hehee!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-FeN4_qS0

treadmills & video cameras -- what the internet was made for

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)

excellent!

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)

Sorrrrrry

Small and kinda rushed :( Readable though :D

(Fatheed, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

Didnt I just see this?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

*INTERNET RAGES*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

*streets of rages*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

*streets of rages 2*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

Wait no, lets not go down that path again.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

*rage against the machines*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

Fuck, others got involved, this wont end well :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

you all need a swift punch

in the love gullet!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

Its going to be magnets all over again.

WE NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS NOW BEFORE IT CONSUMES US ALL.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

(Fatheed, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

*yellow pages*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

*rock of ages*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

*narrow guages*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)

Kinda

I accidentally deleted the other one...fuck knows how, so I put it back up

(Fatheed, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

Accidentally the whole thing?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

Some kids came along and I accidentally the whole bottle.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

Yeaaaaaah

Went to edit and clicked delete and confirmed it before I realised what I was doing. What can I say? I'm a tard

(Fatheed, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)

the internets have finished

they're showing repeats now

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

:'(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)

SHITCOCK

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)

daleks can be such bitches

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)

This is very silly, in a good way.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

thank you AnGh

my foolish foolish mind.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)

I don't remember this episode

Daleks invade Essex?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)

commence: Times

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Shlvng, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

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Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)

VOOOOOOOMIIIIIT!!!!

my poor feck'n eyes... I'm never going to be able to drive again. I can see a prickle free hedgehog a crab and a tentacled cat? (Oh and the money... of course)

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

WHAT THE SHITCOCK?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)

ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)

THIS IS A LOT OF SHITCOCK DOLLARS WHICH I AM TRULY DESERVING thankyou a lot

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

Two can play that game

*seizures*

mmnnnnnnrgh

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

AAAAAAAA

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Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

Three can play at this, im sure

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)

I didn't expect that.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

There's an infinity on your nose.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

yes?

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

that is a thing of beauty

like a bungee jump for the eyes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

A hedgehog without defensive spikes and it has no access to E45

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)

haha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

BDOOP.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

aaahahahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)

haha

wobblycock.
giggles.

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LittlePixel, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)

WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

i was gonna be gentle, but now I need to get this out of my system

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

This page is now lethal for a certain percentage of the population

If someone dies, I'm blaming rob

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)

ummm...

wut?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

I just wanted to add pertinent details regarding myself.

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)

now there's something you don't see everyday

...actually, i think i feel blood coming out from my eyeballs

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

this reminds me of the look around you scariest picture ever

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spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)

*slims*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)

commence: Times

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)

ZIMBABWE

yeah mannnn

(sarah90 >you, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

I went there once

It was good, I was brave

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haha WHAT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)

I was in a war.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)

What the shuddering fuck is that?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)

shitcock dollars

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)

and a hedgehog without hedge

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)

riiiiight

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)

why?

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)

/Why ask why?/

/For by the by and buy/
/All mysteries are just more/
/Needles in the camel's eye/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)

The difference between man and the god he that worships is merely a matter of carrots and turnips

THAT IS WHY

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)

Cor! I'd like a turnip.

/Baldrick's blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

This image made me sick upon my new shoes

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)

cat is cat

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)

PRECIOUS BLOOD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 1:36, archived)

indeed

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Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)

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