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# Roman Bust Re-animator: Before and After shots

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# unnerving
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# merci!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# There's a job for you with popular history/archeology programmes
Good, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# thank you
what's amazing is just how goddamned good the sculptors were back in the day. awe-inspiring...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# my, claudius!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# That's clever stuff indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Top reanimation
spooky and woo-yay at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS
 
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ha ha ha!
it is Pompey the Great, alive before your very eyes, only thruppence a peep :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I'm sure I bought a chariot off that guy once ...
 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ha ha ha! you did indeed.
it was about ten years ago.

(bloody ISP e-mail systems ;-p)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Original songs by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# That would've been my response too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ffs!
daft fucker! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# A daft fucker is a good thing to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# giggling is allowed
but no sock puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
that's spangingly good.

Please forgive me for reposting this but I do love Audrey so much daaahling so any excuse.



Click for bigger (396 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Must admit,
she was a stunner.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# And yet
Kate Winslet was voted as being more of a "natural beauty" in a recent poll... where's the justice?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# She does have lovely baps :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# In fairness Kate Winslet doesn't have the expression that someone has just tried to poke their todger up her arse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# There's barely been a woman in the last
60 years that can come close to the ethereal beauty of Hepburn. But I must admit I might kill a man for 5 minutes with Thandie Newton ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# your candle is almost burned out
so, accept my most humble congratumalations while you still can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Thank you madam
may god bless you and all who sail in you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# all who sail in me
are well and truly screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] He won the lottery, by being born...


Woo Yay.. where do I sign up for my free panda!?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# This is very good.
The hair especially.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# it's pretty much unfinished
from the hair down. That's how I roll motherfucker, I am lethargy personified ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# What is dinishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# your F5 technique is way too slow
young padawan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Well EXCUSE ME for reading all the new stuff before F5ing
(your ninja editing defeated me)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# yeah, if you like gormless twigs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# arf!
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I preferred Marilyn Monroe
in "Gentlemen prefer 'Blongs".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# It's been a while
Haven't made a picture in ages, but Kaol asked for an ambigram, so here 'tis.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Nice.
Now do mine :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Maybe another time
I have to make an animation of an infinitely big hotel in space now.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That's fuckin' great, that is!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Most welcome, sir
Feel free to argue with me about snails any time.

suddenly uncertain whether it was you I was arguing with about snails
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Snails?
It may well have been... I'll argue about most animal things.
Apart from snails. Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] new show for kiddiwinks .. 'po-po five-o'
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# The missiz was just remarking that we've been hearing the phrase po-po recently
Never heard it before, but now that's once on The Shield, once on Prison Break, and once here. V. mysterious.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Police-Police, slang-gang thing I imagine.
I'm struggling to remember what they call them in The Wire, despite the fact it only stopped showing last week. I think it was 'The Knockos'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I see.
That would make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# dont they call them 5-0
as in hawaii
(I helped save b3ta! odfish Greetings Professor Falken, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] At least one new recruit, surely
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# the hoff!
...no wait..it's the singing meff
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I read that as singing milf
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Stewart Lee?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
CANNOT UNSEE
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# lol police
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# finally!
realistic police!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# BASH HIS FUCKING SWEDE IN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# heheheh
swede
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# BASH IT RIGHT FUCKING IN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# you said swede
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Several years ago I asked my then-boyfriend to piss on my tits
I'd noticed that pissporn was quite popular and I thought that pissing all over over each other could be great fun.

My tits smelled of piss. I didn't like it much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i'm not surprised
it's bad enough if you sneeze while you're bang at it and a bit sqeeges out the sides
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# This has never happened to me
but if it did I would say I was squirting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# normally, i'd agree
but it feels like it should make a "squeege" noise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# When I said "squirt"
I was referring to female ejaculation.

I've seen many examples of this phenomena in film, it mostly looks like urination.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now, ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# bloody cake robbers!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# well if the man is going to steal cake, he deserves everything he gets.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# He's even got his number covered up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9386681
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Criminal clobbering cake copper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Someone read the challenge brief
Very rare in this week's challenge.
Yay and lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yay
And cake....mmmmmmmmm........cake.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# tits!
MWAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry]



(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# nice
but all i can see is the "free sex" sign
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# it's not free when they get caught
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10477760

not nearly the result in court I was hoping for but still
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# never mind all the women who get raped in police custody
 
our pigs are TOP BLOKES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# dirty fecker!
even i wouldn't sink that low!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# You bloody would!
'cos raping a man isn't real rape, if they get a stiffy it means they want it and it would be really rude not to ride 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# it is if you're using a strap-on
however, you're right, it would be rude to refuse to ride a stonker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# AHH strap-on rape, yup that's REAL rape
That can be fun, a little spiteful though
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# i'm all about the spite
angry sex is the best, none of that lovey-dovey emotional crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
# PEG ME HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# OI SMASH
here's a man who needs SPITERAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# WOO HOO!
*grabs kit*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# He should move to South Africa
People like that have a great chance of becoming president.

If he adds a few corruption charges, it's almost guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# FREE SEX!!!!!!!!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I am interested in the offer of free sex
please supply more details
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# here comes free sex
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# That IS my idea of fun
but I see no cock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# s'round the back
where chocolates made
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oooh! My new favourite asscock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# that's not free sex!
that's eye walking with forks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# eye walk with forks
is the sex
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# oh
okay.
*re-reads kama sutra*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# check carefully..
some of the pages may be stuck together.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# i'm way ahead of you
i had it laminated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# THE LAST SEX YOU WILL EVER HAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Night fucktards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Would you like a hug?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Goodnight shitcock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha.
most astute.


Also may I say thank you to everyone who made the effort to wish me happy sign-up day? I've not replied to all but I appreciate the comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Skee-bee-do-wap-a-daah!

:)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# cool cat!
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Scat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# CAT HAT SCAT PAT DAT MAT LAT FAT GAT WAT YAT NAT VAT BAT KAT SAT RAT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Listen up, Scatcat, I'd rather have some gangstah kitteh rap

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# He'll just
sample the beats from scatcats old albums and meow some unintelligible rhymes on top of it... and still the bastard makes craploads of money... a bit unfair don't you think?
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Unfair, and musically crap
yet he still goes home wiz da dough an' da hos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# That's why
they should be neutered early...At least they wouldn't enjoy the ho's
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# EEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I'm sorry....I had to do it...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha
In search of the blue note I suppose
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Also your picture was lovely.
Plus I have that hat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# With the holes cut out for the ears
and all?

Thanks by the way :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hah, no.
But it does have a stupid tassle around the back which makes it look needlessly austrailian.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I take it
you are not overly fond of the Aussie look
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I wanted to look like a noir private detective.
I ended up looking like a tesco value Indiana Jones.

Or a particularly annoying indie guitarist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# JAZZ CAT!
 
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# also:
 
checkmyinevitable.blogspot.com/2008/05/scat-cat-and-jazz-hands-mouse.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# That one made me giggle
nice! :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# CLAIRESWEENEYJAZZHANDSCAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Spazcat?
:)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Nope, 'spazcat' goes like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Just 'cos...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# STOP! IN THE NAME OF BATTENBERG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM :DDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Chief Izzard had an immediate and sexy impact
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i bet you have to pay for the suspenders, though
that's how they get you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Took longer than it looks like it did
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# haha pigs hate piglets
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# .
Did anyone see that iranian comedian today with the sketch about the Police Community SUpport Sheriff?
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
porky.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Oink!
Nicely.
In other news...

has anyone tried this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# there is a cock, and it is made of glass
HA HA!! Just pulling your leg, I always wanted to piss on someone's Wheaties in /links
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oslow The Zombie Killer.
New drawing. He uses his cross to cave in zombie heads, As you do....

Ussual photoshop, pen tablet.



Click for bigger (44 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hello Oslow!
I am not a zombie. Please do not kill me.

And your jacket needs a shave.
(lovely drawing btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# smart!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# what's his dog called?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ....
Elwood.....

Maybe...

I dunno...
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Blalock...the dog in The Omen :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Winston
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ...
Yes!
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Oh you are a tad good :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# i love zombies
which should mean i don't like oslow, and yet i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# How's my sex cock?
0645 606 606
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *rings*
It was mediocre at best....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# DING DONG

you love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Left a little to be desired."

"Very nice."

"Barely satisfactory."

"All over the fucking shop. Oh, sorry, language."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Nicely......
Phones number.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Who wants to write the script?

/EDIT and if that's not bad enough
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# W-T-F?
b3ta.com/board/9389677
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Heh Heh.......beat yez ALL to it.
www.b3ta.com/board/9389124
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# really?
b3ta.com/board/9387405
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *looks at checklist*
Yup, that's another one *makes note*

*puts back 'signs of apocalypse checklist' in secret locker in vatican*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9389264
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ROSS KEMP AS PIXEL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# aaaggghhh jaysus fook
 
HANG THE LOT OF 'EM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Come quietly or there will be.....bubbles."
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Rubbercop? Latex Law Enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Isn't this, like, an ancient pearost?
or did someone else beat you to it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# yarrr
'tis ancient
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=BoboCop
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
...i hate computers, and how you can keep track of shit, and shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Robomop
the future of floor enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# *ticks box*
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# RoboCop's on Bravo at 11pm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Photocopier gags ftw!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# yes we've seen it before..fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# oooooOOOOOooooo
*handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Keep your fecking
Knickers on. I've not seen it and think it is quite funny. But nobody cares about that.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# YOU BIG MONG
(great pic there ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] At the time, the new riot kit must have seemed like such a practical buy
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Haha
I love the changing of the number. Very sublte
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] DEAAAATH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# :DDDDDDD YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hehe
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You fucking dickheads
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I think this is fairly self-explanatory.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# CAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' THERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Woo!
I say again: Woo! I offer no rationale, just stupid happy giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# barrel cat is smug
:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# This is the kind of incisive, intricately-observed social satire that is sorely lacking in mainstream cultural life.
And there's a cat and a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I do try to be highbrow occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Well, you've won here.
My eyebrows went so high, my doods momentarily thought I was suddenly not bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# That often happens to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin' all
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# :D nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Well played sir
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Nicely...
...and in a dejavu moment from last night :) :
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# We shop at the same store :)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Sexy ladyboy! :D
([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha *click*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Thicker font required!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Heheh!

Peter Allen interviewed Nick Griffin of the BNP this afternoon on Radio 5.
It was hilarious. At one point, he almost got the clown to insist Joanna Lumley should be deported to Pakistan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# She's a johnny Foreigner isn't she?
I'd keep Julia Sawallha though. In my basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Formally known as The Independent Republic of Pasanonic's Basement.
Watch out if the BNP get in. Cliff Richard might seek asylum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# He can stay. No chance of him making advances on Julia is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Well, she'll have a choice between you, Cliff, and the rotting remains of Spike Milligan.
It depends on how much faith you have in her judgement, Herr Fritzl.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I'll be off to buy a new thong now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Put it on my account - I've just noticed it's your b3taday.
Have a fun celebration in that basement!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Happy b3taday old chap, b3ta wouldn't be the same without you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Happy B3taday old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Thank you old chap.
Hope you have enjoyed some goodies from the web thing.
Also gaz me if you did not get those films working as I've tested them OK this end.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahah
"I'm not a racist, because racism is a crime. And only black people commit crime."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHa
You did make that up...didn't you?...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# it was a Private Eye cover ages ago
attributed to Mr Nick Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Heheh
functional TOAP innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# That, my friend, is absolute genius.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# took me to long because i am thick
very clever! :D *blicks oops... i mean *clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *Click*.....
.....For subtle creativity.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Nicely tilt-shifted. Makes it look all teeny tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# The ultimate jigsaw puzzle?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

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