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[challenge entry] Viva la Shats!!


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(daunkle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# VIVA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# granny pissed my name :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Your granny seems to be pissing bricks!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nice mental image to finish the week.
I'm going to Covent Garden now for BEER
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Laters Geoff you massive
tub of sex you!

Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ta. I have some Welshers to meet
from Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *clinks glass*
Cheers, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Up yer bottom!
See you all and have a smashing weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :(

I'll be sharing the evening with two 14 year old boys.

My partner's nephew and his mate LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# o_0
*reads teeny tiny text*

Oh, I see....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# When conversing with them, I realise that I am indeed 25 years older than them.
Then I turn to thoughts of suicide and self mutilation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oh, my dear fellow, don't do that.
Just off them with a double-tap to the back of the head from a high powered hand-gun. KGB-styleee.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Or give them gin
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh, there's good entertainment value to be had there, too.
Cheaper on the ammo, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# True
Although the castration recieved by my other half's sister would be somewhat disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hmmmmm.... *ponders*
I see what you're getting at, there....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Oh gawd!
Get on easyjet
Opera Tavern
I'll get you a pint in
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# That would be lovely, alas, impractical :(
Down a pint for me, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Haha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# NO..it's not COCKS for tea, it's.......
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Not cocks?
suuurrrrrrre.......
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# He's been shoving that carrot down his japper
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Better out than in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
# peas first..then the carrot as a stopper.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 40p each from my Butchers..
I'm excited, never had em before :D

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
# They're great for roasting up and making stock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I might try this..seems simpe enough..
1. Put the pigs trotters in a large pan and cover with water. Bring to the boil and simmer for 45 minutes or more depending on the size.

2. You will know when they are ready when the meat starts to fall away from the bone when you prod them. When they are ready, take them out of the water and place them on a baking tray.

3. At this point, heat the oven to 180Ā°c.

4. Score the skin on the meat and pour on the honey to coat the trotters, then sprinkle brown sugar over them. Adjust the amount of honey and sugar according to taste.
5. oven the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'M SO HUNGRY
STOP TAUNTING ME WITH YOUR PIG HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# NOM NOM PIG HANDS
PIG HANDS PIG HANDS
NOM NOM PIG HANDS
BETTER THAN FEET.

NOM NOM PIG HANDS
PIG HANDS PIG HANDS
NOM NOM PIG HANDS
TASTY FINE MEAT.

NOM NOM PIG HANDS
PIG HANDS PIG HANDS
NOM NOM PIG HANDS
MY BIRTHDAY TREAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# this will be sung.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Youtube or Lies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# fair 'nuff
:)
probably a Sunday thing, Friday and Saturday I will be marinating in alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, reminds me of Barnes & Barnes
and their classic song of the late 70s "Fish Heads"

FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS
ROLY POLY FISH HEADS
FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS
EAT THEM UP YUM

I'm sure there must be a recording on the interwebs somewhere.
(doogle i've got maddy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That's plagiarism!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon again
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Oh, yes!
*clicks*

Marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That's very good indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Oh wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Nearly the weekend
Time for a Noztril Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ...probably have a pretty good view of me masterbating from up there too.
ceiling cat is obselete!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# in that case it must be nearly belly dancing tiem too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# She's a real swinger!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nostril cat is watching me go home
See you all on Monday, wonderful internet peoples
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Oi! Watch mine and Monty Propps' video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYVWlXtAw&fmt=22
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# When I get home
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# No! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# The cat shat in Shat's hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hurrahs!!
I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny.
But we can have
Lots of good fun that is funny!

Pssst, it's MR. Spock... unless you're talking about parenting/childcare books! :)

(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# fuck
socks
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Just whistle, ignore my pedantry, and look
the other way - no-one will notice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# 67. Three Part Saga (Part One (Of Three))
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# CLIFFHANGER!
I AM PISSING MYSELF WITH ANTICIPATION OF THE STUNNING CONCLUSION!

And also piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# now then
many people think that America was named after Amerigo Vespucci, whereas it is actually a shortned form of Americ's land, which is a nasal mutation for ApEric's land. Ap Eric being 'Son of Eric' in Welsh.

therefore it belongs to us Welsh and we want it back. WHO'S WITH ME?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Can I help as an honorary Welshist?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# North Wales!
*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# South Wales!
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Only the Trellis
The 'Real Life' bit is South
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# There's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# iechyd da
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I know how to say "i'm sorry" in welsh (but not how to spell it)
mein fleen-davvy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# this is false
the Welsh never say sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
You massive bynch of Pobol y Cwm's you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Mae'n flin gen i
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Rydw i'n hoffi coffi
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Neighbours and learning Welsh...
Want to speak welsh? Big fan of neighbours?
use the Brad Willis method!

Brad's Mum? "PAM!" and thats welsh for "why?"
Brad's Wife? "BETH" and that welsh for "what?"

there yah go, Fluent.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# me.
Can I have Montana, Nevada and California?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# take suncream
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh, I didn't realise I'd unintentionally logged into a three year old episode of QI.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# pah all Welsh people are taught this at birth
and besides it's hometime now so teh revolution will have to wait.

CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY OBAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# RACIST
BLOODY WELSH RACIST

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY THEIR NAMES!?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# pffft hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# BLUE WHALE?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# BLOODY HELL ALAN, YOU'RE SO BLOODY STUPID.
WATCH ME MOCK YOU BY SAYING SOMETHING IN LATIN.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
I AM JOHN SESSIONS AND I WILL NOW SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLY CLEVER IN A VERY SMUG MANNER AND TOTALLY ABSORB ALL OF THE HUMOUR.

I AM JOHN SESSIONS, FUN SPONGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# WATCH AS I EVEN TAKE THE FUN OUT OF THE WORD SESSIONS WHICH WOULD FORMERLY BE ASSOCIATED WITH IMPROMPTU JAZZ AND SOUL SETS
BUT NOW ONLY MEANS BOREDOM AND INEVITABLE DEATH.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I MAY BE A FUN SPONGE!
BUT I WAS FUCKING ACE AS DR PRUNESQUALLOR IN GORMENGHAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
# GIANT MUSHROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# BLOODY RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
# CHRISTFIGHTS!
Tell me the conclusion sir! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# It's ok, the floor below contains mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# CHRISTPIPES!
I hope the mirrors are ok! And not like that Kiefer Sutherland film called mirяors in which the mirrors were not ok!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# What happened?
did they stop reflecting?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hazel Blairs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Proper LOL!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# This looks shopped.
She was never that tall.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# actually
that's cured me

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *starts work on a super-sexXxy Blears...*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER CONVERT ME BACK WASPBOX
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# im all of a quiver at the mere prospect
*tumesces*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you might have to wait awhile
my shopping hand is.... busy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# :)
the anticipation makes the 'pay-off' all the sweeter
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# top work
Waspy

Horsecock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# any idea how to delete images from b3ta's my images?
Twice today I have re-uploaded an image but can't seem to delete the old one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# You can't yet
I've been nagging cr3 but it's not one of his priorities to make it work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
# gordy's definitely thinking what he/she/it's gonna do to him later
my vote's for a good hard pegging :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I think they had a drunken fumble after the office party last night
and now they can't look at each other
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha :)
or gord tried to pop it in door number two without permission...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# haha
whereas the guy on the right looks like he got that permission!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# he's so smug about getting it too
someone give that man a croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# A Kirka on patrol in Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# awesomely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Fankoo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# excellent
*lick*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Ta Freebs
Have a great weekend all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Brilliant
but we'd better not let him live here after dedicating his life to our armed forces!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
lovely work, that man.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ahem
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ahahahahah
TJ: I just receive a phone call - apparently I'm the new Minister for Agriculture.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# wayhey!
I'm Home Office
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I've got to trample around in pigshit
while you get a plush office. I bet you've got a coffee machine and everything.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# those sexual favours for Hazel Blears
certainly paid for themself
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *heaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# For fuck sake
I've got bloody work and pensions!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# oh bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh Hai Mr Minister for Agriculture.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# hai new Minister for Libraries!
hah - boring!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# best laugh of the day
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# you had your call yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Are you going to make it law that all farmers must sing
"I've got a brand new combine harvester" at all times whilst they are working?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# indeed and promote the new official pronounciation of tractor as TRAKKRR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Yaaaay Less tax on Cows and raise the price of bacon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# no wait
what?

I'm aiming for free bacon and pork scratchings for all school children aged 4 to 12
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Great!
Can you tell the sheep in the field behind my house to shut up.

Noisy fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# aww but they are soo cute
especially that one. Do you have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# She's a baaad girl alright
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# What am I gonna do? Go to the pub any minute.
WHO'S WITH ME?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I would love to.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ten minutes time or thereabouts.
I'll see you down there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# in spirit...
i'm already pushing my way to the bar
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yaaaaay
*rushes out of house and across the market place....realises he hasn't set his 3D model away to render... Bugger trudges back*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# who's trudge?
and what's in it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Is that THE Market Place? As in central London?
If so, that is dangerously close to where I am right now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# ha ha no!
Little market place in a little place in Lincolnshire...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Sausages!
And Grimsby.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# We have LOTS of one of those
and (luckily) only one of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Haha :)
I am sure there could be a joke about Royale with cheese coined for this image, I just cannot think of one.

/FridayBrainFreezeBlog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# "You know what they call autoaysphyxiation in Thailand?"
"No What?"

"Wanking in a wardrobe, cos they got the metric system..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# pffft
that works!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we're all going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Kquaeaeaeaeaeaaen!

firday crapnessss
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# The one on the right is surely Eminem in drag?
Total Khanage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# the Bruno effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] KHAAAAAAAN!


Get an eyeful of that you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# version 2.0 ftw
what a sexy face she has
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# he/she whichever it is is WELL SEXAH!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# there is nothing more arousing
than tits that have the ability to lap up whatever they have been doused with.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ANGRY ONES!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ooh
wrong wrong wrong

bad stallion crab explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# wrong
but yet SO RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# my brain says no
but my pants say yes

cries
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
# yeah
give it to me kirk you angry sexy man/woman thing you
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha :D
even better!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
and much sexier!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# at least
14.7 times sexier!

at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# at least!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# god, that's arousing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Furious sexy!
Very nice, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i am all spent now
that's taken it right out of me
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Tree rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# what's that tree up to?
Wait! Surely not! NAUGHTY TREE!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# It's a rape tree, pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# It was just a regular tree.
That is, until you made it evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# proceed with caution!
tree rape ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# No wonder it crashed!


Click for bigger (408 kb)
(beardybeardbeard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# did it hit that big arrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Arrows?
I didnt even see the indians
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
www.ImHereAllWeekTryTheVeal.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# My spidey* sense is tingling
*horsey
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Real-lol!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up speed
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Ha! I watched this the other night
Still funny
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# speed makes you better at flying expensive things
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2595641.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Bound For Glory


7-Shape Vector RIP David Carradine (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan

Next up for Immortalization is 'Geoff The Clownfish'
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Lovely job...
A fine tribute
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I hope you've got plenty of Orange
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Yes!
*does emotive chest-punch thing*

A fitting tribute for the man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# never liked the bloke
since he screwed over Bruce Lee stealing the Kung Fu series from him and setting back asian cinema 30 years in the process
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That's a fair enough point ... agreed ....
But he was ace in loads of other films, including working with the late great Hal Ashby, so I forgave him.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Death race 2000 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I think that was less his fault than that of the production team feeling that audiences 'weren't ready for' an Asian lead in a 'mainstream' TV series.
Sure, he did well out of that call, but not entirely culpable...

To the best of my belief, anyhoo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# To me, the layman in these ways, it's exactly the same
film after film after film about people apparently so arsy and petulant that the slightest thing makes them throw their toys out of the pram and start flapping about like they're being electrocuted.

I'm sure I don't 'get it' though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Sorry, I thought we were still talking about politics for a minute there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# So you should be.
And I may as well be (to 4 year olds) for the amount of conversation I'll get out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You're such an angry angry train.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Chuff chuff chuff chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# You forgot 'off'..
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# You've lost me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Chuff - a sound a train makes.
Chuff off - a mildly angry expression telling someone to go away
Chuff chuff chuff off - the sound an angry train makes
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# maek moar sence littul trane
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Who's he?
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Someone we now know more about than we ever wanted to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I could stand to hear a little more
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Agreed, but only out of morbid curiosity now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Is there a better kind of curosity?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# who? Geoff or Carradine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Carradine
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Excellent as usual
but where's the rope?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# needs more
noose and wanking
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Poignant...
much as I would like to slap the daft bugger for killing himself chasing a cheap thrill, I feel bad about his death.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Why? Was it your rope?
fucking hell I can be a cunt sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Good Innings I Reckon
And going out at 72 doing that ... fair play to him I reckon. I'll be glad if I can still get it up and be that kinky at that age.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Yeah, there's nothing like a dignified end
and his was nothing like a etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I imagine that was the problem he was tryin to cure...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# your FZ is wicked
FZ FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# This makes me giggle
you really are a genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# If I were I wouldn't be so short of cash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
it's a shame the b3ta compo doesn't pay well eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# yes, then Drbroon would be in the money
solving all my problems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# yes
very much yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I can sing a rainbow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# multi coloured STDs!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Dude, she's your sister...
Nicely done once more.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
he does love his green birds.. I like the fact they had him shagging one in the new film as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I liked how she looked even more like
just some girl with bad body paint on than the ones in the original series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# haha
JJ Abrahms getting 'ultra-fake' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Brilliant plan
do things shit and claim its ironic or a tribute, either that or cover the worst bits in lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# well that explains The Darkness, certainly..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Class.
Wonderful stuff, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# this is hilarious
did Kirk really look like that in Wrath of Khan?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Excellent head choice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh VERY nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# That's excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
# You can't say it doesn't really matter
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner





www.phespirit.info/theweddingpresent/19870108.htm
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# What colour matching algorithm did you use for the one on the right?
I utterly don't get this I'm afraid, but nicely done for making and posting it :)

Where in God's name is everyone? This place is like the Marie Celeste all of a sudden. It's nearly beer tiem I know but lordy there must still be someone around.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# *clock chimes*
*tumbleweed rolls through b3ta*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I'm not here
I'm lurking
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Beer tiem you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I've lost my fez somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I've released it back to the wild
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ...yes it fucking well is!
Photobucket

I'm so out of here!!!!!
Good weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Think that about does it for me and all...


*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# TJ
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *now* I understand....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# HA ha ha!
A much cleaner way to go than I was thinking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Yay for boldy going places
Nice work :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Boldly going
between the thighs of two burly second-rows.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Boldy going to spellchecker ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# oh bugger
I'll get you!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You slander my speling?

Edit mnnnng spotted now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
should've been a threadjack... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9498315
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# 15:36
No one died liked it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I think us oldies are out of fashion Bobs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *sigh*
I'll hobble back to lurking then...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Don't forget your cod liver oil
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# 15:58
One person died liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Milton Keynes!
That is very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# no shat
what its all about
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Sherlock Beetle is such a smart arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bad bad man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# mnnnggggnnnng!
that took me a long time to get :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It's just not cricket
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ArF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Afternoon Toasty
board seems very quiet for this time on a Friday. Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I think they saw me coming
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *rushes to the viewfinder of his X1000 in-the-bushes Spy-o-scope*
Damn missed him coming again
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I guess they are all over on links
pissing themselves laughing at Monty Propps and my hilarity!

*whores self*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# pub
where I should be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Heeheehee
Mindpissed with Archie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# was it? sorry, only just got here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# No worries, I enjoyed both of them!
www.b3ta.com/board/9497272
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# oh I thought you meant this actual one
mine's more a play on Shatner's vocal delivery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Good stuff
He would have added another 45 minutes to that film...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# that;s brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# This is great.
He'd make an excellent batman villain (these days, not in younger - thinner guise).

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# He's back!
I've been keeping your throne warm *genuflects*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# throne?
I haven't been away, just busy trying to pay bills and stop my mind from wandering down dark paths
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Well I know the last part too well,
but you've been conspicuous in your absence!

Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Custer's (second to) Last Stand
...CFB"

or Custer's Recruitment Stand - whichever you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Pfft!
That's given me a little big horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Nice one!
Are you Gary Larson in disguise?

Have a freshly roasted pea for your troubles...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# HAHA that's great
...and that is a massive compliment re Larson. He is my toon idol

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Mine too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I find that offensive
my great grand pappy killed a load of krauts at wounded-knee before being grabbed by the japs...a painful experience all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

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