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# I'd always wondered how they kept Lenin's body so fresh.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
# No 'fence, but
Photobucket
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Haha you have the head of a twelve year old girl.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
# You draw something really badly in photoshop.
That's all I've gathered so far, I'm still sleuthing out the rest.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Probly a cunt.
Just throwing it out there.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# means that I don't "get" this Fresh meme.
is all.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
# No, that's what fresh is.
You draw something badly in photoshop. That's all I've deduced.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I think it was Sexface that started the "Fresh" bandwagon
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# No, he just posted a lot of them
Goldenfanjita started the whole cyan hat and red dice thing but bel-air was all across the internet before that started.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Ahhh!
I should study the history of the internets more often, methinks
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# It was?
*still bemused*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# fresh prince
of stalingrad
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Now this is a story all about how
myself got fucked and then embalmed.
And I'd like to take a minute and sit right there
I'll tell you how I founded the U S S R
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# In west Geo-rgia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of nazis
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're becoming a red herring for religious zealots everywhere'
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
# FLESH!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
# anything to get that monstrosity off the screen...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Moths: nature's idiots.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
# some of them have been huge
they go *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*

on the window :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Stupid moths I hope they die.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# YES.
I've been telling moths for ages that my face isn't the moon. Stop flying at it you drunk jerks.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
# ps FOONLY
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# haha!
brilliant!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Moon!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
# umm nice
did you take that?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
# nah
don't even remember where I got it, but I stuck it on b3tards last October

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Poor little moth!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# BRKMTH!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# A MOTH IS THE MALE FORM OF A GREEK MYTH
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# This does not sound feasible.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Believe it Or not!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
# MOTHS ARE DEADLY
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
# :D
Cheers!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# i love this :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# thanks!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# eXXXtreme!!! 1?@~
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# >:(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I like adblock
best of all the addons
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# That or GreaseMonkey.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I go for the new-kew-ler option and ignore.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Aw man, ignore is for pussies.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# 100% behind this, here.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Thanks!
*drinks*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# that's a bit harsh for my stomach!
Try These!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# mind bleach?
fuck that. I NEED THIS IN MY EYES!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Congratulations!
You can post gross images on the internet! I bet you feel so chuffed!

or you could not be a twat and link it instead.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# :(


I just spent today trying to get some php to talk to some javascript. It has not gone well.
If all the variables are natively in JS the script works fine, but im trying to get data from
a database with php and then pass it to the JS by having php just echo a script tag.
JS doesnt like that and refuses to work if written by php.


THANKYOU GILGAMESH!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
#
 .U.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Hello.
Its quite late/early/time.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# It's exceptionally ______________, bro.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# have you tried turning the computer off
putting it in the middle of a field

filling it with explosives

and blowing that fucker straight to hell?

:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Only in my mind due to lack of explosives.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# just get lots of flour
and a fan

and then when you have lots of flour particles in the air

light it!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEM!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Javascript shouldn't be able
to tell the difference between php and html. by the time it gets to the javascript it's html anyway...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Thats what I was thinking.
The HTML + JS looks ok in view page source, but the JS still refuses to work.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# hmmmm
maybe save the source as an html file then edit that till you figure out what's broken, then take it back to the php?

Good luck! I'm going to be.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# It works if I do that.
Just seems like JS doesnt like taking orders from php.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Any errors?
Trying to edit bits of the page that haven't finished loading yet?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)
# My wee smells of mint, lol.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# ITS OK GILGAMESH SORTED IT ALL BECAUSE HE IS ACE AND SUCHLIKE
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
# HE SMELLS OF MINT TOO, LOL
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
# WHY DOES PHP ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE?
 
GROW THE FUCK UP, JAVASCRIPT
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
# It's been a while
but there's a difference between echo and print.

One retains the ability to run code and one just prints to screen.

I'm tired and have no idea if this is helpful.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# waffles! they aint for girls
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
# HHOOUURRRRRRGGGHH!!!!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# I hope those are arms...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# as opposed to
knobbly, bent cocks?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Oh my!
O_o
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I've never been beaten silly by waffles until now
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Dunno what this is supposed to be, I'm just listening to Tangerine Dream whilst downing some vodka. :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# This is so acid
SO ACID.

*Flashbacks*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I went on waterslides during the comedown of my first acid trip
awake all night watching films with mates and then off to the Swindon Oasis in the morning :D

ahh those were the days (many, many years ago)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'm at Uni at the moment
I'm in that experimental stage, it's very exciting.

I just felt really weird the day after acid, it wasn't like a hangover. Just strange.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# only did it a few times, used to get stoned a LOT
could smoke almost anyone under the table
but it doesn't agree with me anymore, so it's cigs & alcohol now on, still fun though
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# that sounds hectic
after my first acid trip i walked around bristol listening to pigeons pretending to be helicopters
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# hehehehehe that must've been quite something
wanted to try mushrooms but never got the chance and don't feel like it now
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I do not abuse my body or my surroundings.
im a tempel
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# nothing? not ever?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I was being dickish. Never dropped acid though.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# the one thing I'm glad I don't 'smoke' anymore is enduring those times when it's dry
I got friends who smoke and it's almost amusing when they're on edge because nobody's got any
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I'm like that with cigarettes, but weed has never been a problem for me.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I smoked a lot at uni, but I'm home for the summer now.
I've been a bit crankier than usual, but I've not gone mad.

Also, I'm remembering dreams really well. Which is AWESOME. :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Physics - good lad.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
# That shit never works really.
I managed to realise that nearly all my dreams involve my teeth breaking or cracking, so logically the next time it happens I'd think about it and realise it was a dream.

Very next dream, teeth cracked, went "Hmmm, must be a dream then." Looked at my wrist, then tried to shoot lightning bolts or something, fuck all happened.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# oh yes, dreaming!
never remembered my dreams whilst I was in my stoner phase, they're back now and weirder than any drug hallucination, except that one time on nitrous oxide...
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
#
^one of the reasons i keep smoking. dreams get way too fucked without.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# ah but you're missing out on the best bit of dreaming
when you can get to the stage where you realise you're dreaming so can take control of things, flying is always the best thing about controlling your dream
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# What?!
Why the hell would that be the best part.

Surely the best part is where you realise you can wield a final fantasy sized sword and slash dragons in the face with it.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
# lucid dreaming
been there done that. i fly high sometimes over power lines and things but i'm scared of heights so i usually skim the surface :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# one thing I find weird about dreams is that I've often been able to get back into them after waking up too early in the morning
that and external noises/sounds interfering with the dream
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# sleep with a fan on :)
i hate distracted sleep now i'm getting older. i need to be dead to the world.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
# It's purty, whatever it is
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] HITLER GOES CLUBBING: EPISODE 1
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Awww.... we've all been there :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No episode 2
thanks
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# don't worry
it's not been commissioned yet
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha
thank the lord
(i'm only messing)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# He's not bothered
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# good lord! you drew something!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I even drew hitler earlier.
Main board unlurking evening.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Optimus Prime dances on Swish Club wall.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Bloody space shuttle dissappointment :(


Click for bigger and shoddier
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Fucking hell, have Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee been DNA splicing AGAIN?!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Don't worry, man - Wednesday 6:03.10 EST.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# CANNOT WAIT!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# space shuttle launch site:youtube.com
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Nasa let me down once
i don't know if I can trust then again!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# *five times
Silly space dudes.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Monster now in colour!

CFB
(320kb)
No, that line at the bottom isn't meant to be there. I'm too lazy to fix it.

'Ning B3ta!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# 'ning Bob
If I have technicolour nightmares I'm blaming them on you ;)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Whatchoo talkin bout Mandela?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# fail.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I would so be well upset by this right now,
if it weren't for having you on ignore :P
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# fine.
don't want to embarass you!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Oh Amy :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# :/
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# *bums*
I love you really :)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I feel like I've been pushed out of this relationship.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Oh no!
You know you're always welcome to join in!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I took k3b/-\b's sister on a date today:
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# would
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# i dislike
anyone that clicks for bigger...you are nasty people
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# i tried that as well
got a virus...

ahem

*edit I am fairly ashamed of that wayward and distinctly geeky joke
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It's not really his sister or anything,
just some random I came across stumbled upon came across
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Good god
that does awaken Cthulhu
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Wait have I missed something here?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I think this is appropriate.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# AN IMAGE WORTH 1000 ARGHS
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# awww
spang
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# There are 1000 arghs in the text file :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# did you count them all
? because that is commitment
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I pasted it into Word and used the word count tool.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# damn
I was going to say something like I dont care enough or act all too cool for school and say Im not sure I believe you but Im too lazy to to check hnhnhnhn but something bizarrely compelled me to check and indeed there are 1000 arghs! but you didnt count them which is still cheating.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Well I could have counted it easily.
Multiply the number of rows by the number of columns.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# again
I feel this would be cheating, maybe, if the participant is considered a counting novice then they will be permitted to use their finger, other than that they must count each one individually.

understandably perhaps they didnt give me the job in the bank
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You're neurotic. :D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Ooooh yeah
neurotic has 8 letters...

;P

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# 8 LETTERS
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Put a donk on it
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I think it already has one
Maybe many!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Everthing
is better with a donk on it
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i see you can pull a very classy type of lady.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAH
 
DON'T BE MEAN, THAT IS AUSTRALIA'S FOURTH BEST PROSTITUTE YOU ARE LOOKING AT
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# rat saucer experiment nearing completion

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Awesome....
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Damn, man. These all blow me away.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# This is pretty damn awesome
:)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Oh my!
You sir truly are the king!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# slapper!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# *puts on ignore*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You broke my heart Amy.
You broke my poor little heart :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Football broke your ankle :(
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# LIGAMNNNNNNNNNNNGS!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Im pretty sure earl cunterby has me on ignore as he wouldnt answer my question earlier
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# That's hardly the worst thing ever to have happened.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# No, not at all,Im quite pleased really
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# wurrrg
this looks too good to be real!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# That is wopsploitate awesome
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# clicketywoo!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I really appreciated meeting you mate
you are all that is most excellent that can come out of this place

^That looks most woo
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# likewise mate pleasure to meet you
best weekend ive had in ages the london bash, the hangover was truly monumental.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# You're too good at this model m'larky.
These need mass-producing and flogging to punters.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# too awesome
:D
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I like this lots!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Now that's got style
Ever considered making one you can actually drive round in? I reckon we could knock that up in real life without too much effort.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :)
It's like the wrong trousers..

..but with Muttley
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] he never did kill himself... he just grew old...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Arf.
In other news, Space Shuttles are gay :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
#
space shuttles american weather are is
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# The most annoying thing is that the weather actually looks quite nice :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# How long we waiting now?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# It's been "scrubbed".
They will be launching on wedneday at 6:03 EST.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ohFFS :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# 6:03.
AND TEN SECONDS.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# With the window open till 6:08
and ten seconds.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# :D
I'm just going to draw a picture of a shuttle and throw it at my ceiling.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Set fire to it first and recreate the Challenger flight.

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

LOL!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# If I set my ceiling on fire I want a fucking FP.
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just tag it monkeon ;)
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ^Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# his husband pretended to die in a canoeing accident.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm so glad I took the cruise on the 29th..."
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Stripy socks! What a fascist cunt
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *hopes for iceberg*
:D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# i've jsut youtubed arthur strong
i agree with your assessment
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# He's utter crap.
*shudders*

Give me Ed Reardon every time, and 4 times on a Sunday.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# *nods*
He's the only thing that sends me running faster for the off button on the radio than the Archers.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ^that
with added backburners
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# *sends hit team*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# 0_0
You.... turn....off.... The.... Archers....?

*deep breathing*

What madness is this?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Radio Four has it's moments
but that cry of the 'NOOOOOOOOOW SHOW' and the Archer's theme, send me scrambling for anything else
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean about the start of the Now Show.
Marcus Brigstocke is usually good value, though.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
# That slot for humor has become a bit to smug for my liking
hearing Jack Dee hosting the Sunday lunchtime joint with the Mornington Crescent game yesterday actually made me scramble for work; it lacked the charm and spark of old, and was utterly cringe worthy with all that computerized voice thingy
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# *clicky*
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# chuck norris action trousers?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha,
limbering up for some serious goose-stepping.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Lawl!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hehe, ace
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Or this...
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Today Timperley, tomorrow.......the world!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Frank!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahahah
yay!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Gah!
That face always creeps me out.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# True story
I sued Frank Sidebottom and won

And the cunt still hasn't paid the £200 or so he owes me. Wanker.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# but why?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Tell us more.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# like did he have a car?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# A wella wella wella.....
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HUNH!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I did a job for him (or Chris Sievey) for the Fire Service
He never paid. I took it to court, and won. He sent me two scrawled handwritten cheques for about £10 each, and that was the last of it. I couldn't be arsed.

Oh, and the inside of his stupid paper mache head stank like Satan's arsehole.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ah
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# That is so random
IT HAS TO BE TRUE

I have no idea who Frank Sidebottom is in any case

(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# comedy genius
poor payer of invoices
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# He's up there with 'Count Arthur Strong' and 'John Shuttleworth'
in the utterly side-splitting category*


*shit
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# it appears we must differ
i like shuttleworth

(never heard of arthur strong, though)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Sir, as ever, I bow to your opinion on this.
It's / He's just not for me.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ja!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Godspeed.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha yay! :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha,
this is the future!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Your shuttle looks like a dolphin.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Confuses the enemy.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# i see a man and woman naked
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# WHERE?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Does it say "ACME SHUTTLE COMPANY"
on the other side?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is this thing ever going to launch, or just humanities phallic statement to the cosmos?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# cancelled. :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# i would
buy a print of this
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Clicked
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I still don't understand these
But they still look impressive!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# just a load of balls
nowt to understand.

thanks, all the same. :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Balls!
How long do these take?

Is it just some computer program that you play about with?

/may have asked before blog
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Yes indeed, for render time, not really.
It's just trying to find something I like, so the tinkering takes a while.
Running it out doesn't take too long.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Is there a point to them?
You get paid to do these?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Point?
:D
Bless you.
This is just relaxation - yeah, sad, I know, but there it is.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha, as long as you are having fun
They look strange and wonderous!:D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# ta!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# it's full of death stars
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# My God!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# crikey
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Gosh!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :D Nice.
Can I remind everyone that the Shuttle Endeavour is due to shoot into the sky shortly.

See /links.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# They are ditching the shuttles now tho arnt they?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I can see one pointed at the sky, man. I'm trippin' balls.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah, but soon, innit, going back to rockets like the saturn 5 or something
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Rocketboards, man.
Shit's the future.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Awesome
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# It was stuck on T minus 9 minutes
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# There's a 45 minute hold.
Then back to the T -9 Minutes countdown.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# It's not a big loss. Yesterday was the 4th cancellation.
So you know, 45 minutes is no biggy.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Still is :(
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ace
*puts matchsticks under eyes*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Oh, cool!
Thanks for that
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Will it be like some massive lingum, spurting forth it's exploratory seed into the night sky?
or am I just getting carried away?
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Duuuuude.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# yes, I know.
Sorry.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Cosmic crazy paving,
cool!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# /Grand Designs blog
;-)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# That's awesome but...how many light sources have you got there!?
It's mind-boggling! D:
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# another experiment
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Wonderful
I didn't even need to scroll to know that was by you :)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# yeah
it is all a bit samey these days
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# my god what have you done to her, shes turned green!
but nicely so
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# it's all yellows
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# my eyes are rubbish
its yellow now you mention it
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Nice
You must have a very arousing library of sauce material.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# nah i just found
this (NSFW) and wanted to have a play with the shapes
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# That scarecrow is pretty ace
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# simply lovely.
*clicks*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# That's lovely is what that is.
*clicks*
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# nice colour(s)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# That's rather splendid.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# If she wants a cardy
I'll sort her out. i have loads.
Woo pic tho
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

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