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# Blobby Hitler
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# O hai, comedy account!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, it's looking that way....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ninj?
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Aherm...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# heheheheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That picture will make Noel Edmonds shoot his load over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Oh fuck
cannot unsee *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# -_- ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That kitten is lully!
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I hope you stop seeing the fun in this soon

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *deploys emergency fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *breaks glass*
phew
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Best fluff I've seen in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# from recent compo
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

Pulp Adventure Chloe.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nice....!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# You're going to Pulp Chloe???????
inb4cenaris

Edit: You filthy Ninja, sir!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Good stuff
Though her uniform seems to be one size toooo small

:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# THE CURTAINS!
*doesn't even know if that sort of thing goes on anymore*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# marvelous stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# tits...
...i mean...cool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# What a tiny head
No female's hands should be bigger than her face!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Yes. ONLY MEN'S SHOULD
Especially if you're going out with a particularly busty woman.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# This isn't a bear OR a train.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] midair 360 flip yo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# arf

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# CatFace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# there is something really "unsettling" about that .... o_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# catwallah...
...:D... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Hang twenty, duuuuude
Gnarly. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# They fucking love it :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# YO
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# a double twisty?...
...no way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# cat makes it look easy....woo
subtle graffiti too...been busy wi'the spray-can i see:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sumo Cat
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# the 4chan invasion has begun....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# And I thought I was an
unskilled thread waster....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# don't underestimate the power of the dork side
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ^Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# "It's dorksided"
/godwarrior blog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Godwarrior needs
Largactil(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I find that this counterpoints the surrealism of the underlying metaphor
and highlights the humanity of the poet’s compassionate soul which contrived through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Also, I like the patina.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oooh, I like a nice bit of patina.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# do you mean... you liked my poem?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# "No,
You’re completely wrong. I just write poetry to throw my mean, callous, heartless exterior into sharp relief.
I’m going to throw you off the ship anyway! Guard! Take the prisoners to number three airlock and throw them out."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Vogon
that explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# But I need air and atmospheric pressure to live!
...Or do I?

*heads off to vacuum chamber*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Motherfucker!
Kidnap The President's Wife Without A Plan
Kidnap The President's Wife Without A Plan
Yeah, I got a plan
It's etched with a knife in the center of my hand
So I guess I'm gonna have to keep my fist clenched
Walk around D.C. in the rain till my wares is drenched
Wait for that mothafucka to take out the garbage and do a press conference about what great shape this country's in and when them welfare cuts is gonna begin
And when he pat his dog and kiss his wife goodbye, that's when I move in
I throw that silly hoe in a headlock
I muffle her grill so her screams stop
I whisper to her,"Your man ain't here to protect you, baby. He gone."
I dial up my nigga Old North
Tell him,"Meet me with the caddy on the white lawn."
I tossed her in the backseat
I covered her head with a black sheet
Put the steel to her grill piece
Be like,"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna let two shots in your dome piece."
Watch her have fits
If she don't understand, I'm gonna give the quick lesson in ebonics
"I'm gonna shoot you, baby."
I take her to my hideout in the low income houses down the street
I replace her Jones & Davids with Purple Reeboks on her feet
I give her four hungry kids, no job, no ambition, no family support, and a last welfare check
I give her crappy-ass Medicade and an ill type of growth growing out the side of her neck
I tell her,"Fend for yourself, keep you and them shorties in proper health."
And after sufficient time on that hype
I introduce her to the crackpipe
Yeah
I let her feel its soothing effects as she tries to forget about the absence of them checks
I make her sell her jewels for it
I make her pay her dues for it
And then I'll come to her late at night
And I'll be like, "Yo, everything ain't gonna be alright, you ain't gonna be able to go quietly in that good night. Peace ain't come till your death be done."
And then I'll lead her up to the roof
Ha
And I'll show her all the shit she don't own
I lead her over to the edge
And leave her there all alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# that malcolm lowry was a late bloomer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Fuck you man! Fuck you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHAnSEobNo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HbQut3_yXw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Best film ever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Or to summarise:
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# death's too good for him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# so.. what you're saying
is that deep down, underneath it all, I just want to be loved?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# :D
Some of the best Radio, ever.

"After a while the style settles down a bit and it starts telling you things you actually need to know.
Like the fact that the fabulously beautiful planet, Bethsellamin, is now so worried about the cumulative erosion caused by ten million visiting tourists a year, that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete whilst on the planet, is surgically removed from your bodyweight when you leave.
So every time you go to the lavatory there, it’s vitally important to get a receipt."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The section about Vogon poetry only being the third worst in the universe
"The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master, Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorraging, but the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off."
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Neil_Milne_Johnstone#Paul_Neil_Milne_Johnstone_of_Redbridge.2C_Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *LOL*
"the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council"

Every time.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Awww I haven't had an excuse to bring out the old seam pics in a while

Thanks mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I just got an email from number 10
Hi,

I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.

Your petition was classed as being in the following categories:

* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government
policy

If you wish to edit and resubmit your petition, please follow
the following link:
petitions.number10.gov.uk/terrorbastard/B1rgS1AYPRwuD1yacPA5FyZ

You have four weeks in which to do this, after which your
petition will appear in the list of rejected petitions.

Your petition reads:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to: 'rename
Michael Aspel, through deed-poll, 'Nuclear Terror Bastard''

We believe that Michael Aspel's career, and, indeed, the
collective people of great Britian would benefit from the
renaming of this great man to 'Nuclear Terror Bastard'

-- the ePetitions team
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# no point about government policy?
bollocks! it's a fuckload cheaper than the trident replacement and would have a massively greater impact!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# precisley
"ah you english, capitalist swines! we blow up your country with our death weapons!"

"Oh really old boy? Heard of our new secret weapon, codename:nuclear terror bastard?"

"oh shits.... that sounds evil, we will make war with america instead."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# they've got a point
it's not like the approved petitions are a waste of anyone's time or anything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I am now suspecting that Dirty Dhalsim was not your picture....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Dirty Dhalsim?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Indeed...
images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=%22dirty+dhalsim%22&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# WOOP WOOP
Sounda da b3ta police!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *flames*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hmmm... I didn't think it was his....
the summer holidays really does churn out some crap
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Not to mention that 4chan is apparently now blocked by AT&T,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# apparently it's now unblocked after 4chan members started a twitter rumor that the CEO had died, hoping to prompt a drop in AT&T shares
...or something like that anyway. Honestly, I didn't think 4chan users had enough braincells between them to think something like that up, but credit where credit is due!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# balls to credit,
They are fucking dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# What exactly have you shopped?

and all that jazz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I'm going away to have a cup of tea.
When I come back, can b3ta be less shit please?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Poor Barbs.
*offers chocolate biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *thieves*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Oi, you!
*shoots with harpoon*

bring those right back here!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *returns*
*sulks* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Now, don't do that again, ok?
You're allowed 1 bourbon and 1 hobnob, and two Chocolate digestives each, don't spoil it for everyone else, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# HOI!
BRING BACK MY BICCIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# You've got a nerve,
it's all your fucking fault! ;) /
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Just because the law is named after me, doesn't make me responsible for it.
Nobody blames Newton whenever precious things get dropped on hard floors, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# What's the worst that could happen?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ..such a beautiful horizon...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I do.
Fucking bastard Newton ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# a well deserved seam horse...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] brrrm brrrrm brrrrmmm

beep beep!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# At last a higher class of Kitty.... help yourself....

(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# very nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I wish I had a cat , dressed like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hell yeah :)
although he'd presumably rack up quite a tab at the local cocktail bar.

and if he drunkenly crashed a stolen bentley full of strippers into the front of my house, i'd have to have words.

in fact, i'm having second thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Cocktails, you say?

this is Othello - he is a photogenic posh boy :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
drunk pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# exactly the kind of shenanigans
i was referring to! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Stirling Moggy?
Sterling moggy at any rate!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ummmm...


Originally...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha.
tj: has anyone got that photo of the bloke in the pink dress, smoking a fag..looks a bit like frank from shameless.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Gohan, whose name means DESTROYER OF SOULS,
TAMER OF WORLDS AND LORD OF ALL MORTALS, sometimes falls asleep...
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Dirty Street Fighter
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# YogiYogiYogiYogiYogiYogiYogiYogiYogiYogiYogi
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Blanka , Blanka
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Haha
Was she his old (yoga) flame?!
I'll go......
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# fan-frigging-tastic :)
edit: who was it who did the awesome sketch of dhalsim for happytoast's draw-off? *investimagates*

edit-edit: MrGiggleBollocks, it seems :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
Uh-oh. Busted.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I've seen this before, is it yours?
or have you just "borrowed" it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Not yours, though, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Poor Bun :(
Here's some happy micro-buns to cheer him up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# BUNULES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# gah
I clicked and everything

you fail
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Nooooooooo
I clicked this as well. Gerroutmyface I'm all upsetty
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Albert Branning
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Don't fancy yours much...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Paxman?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
I thought Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Definite improvement
still wouldn't though, not in THAT cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Lilac is never good, is it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Not unless it matches the eyes
or complexion.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# So, more bruising required, is that what you're saying?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# No, less life
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ah, yes, that would work as well.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *does the 'I Knew It Was You' Dance*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hehe...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *GURNS*
wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Wot no fag?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I know that cat.
(see profile)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten Penalty
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# SEAMS PENALTY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Nice seamage
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# SEEEEEEAAAAAAMHOOOOORRRRSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# dildolegs!
I'll bet he gets bullied a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah
But the ladies love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Gives a 'stampede ' whole other meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# why is that kitten glued on?...
...cut and paste?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Seams good to me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Needs more theatrical diving and being paid too much*
* actually, on reflection, that's not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# heh!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# THIS SUMMER...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Agent of Satan.
Mandelson, I mean. Not you.

You're not an agent of Satan, are you? 'Cos that would be such a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Anyone who earns the title "Prince Of Darkness" from Private Eye
Has to be pretty cool, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# There is that I suppose...
There was an article recently - could even have been the Eye - where it said that Mandelson sat on like 90% of the cabinet committees in government. So he's still de facto running the country despite having been booted out of government in disgrace twice and losing his seat.

You have to admire that kind of bottle, even if he is grinding the entire country under his jackbooted heel.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Totally cool
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Don't worry
I've got the bishop's golf clubs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# The baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Silent Bob's an instrument of God?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I'd love to be one
as long as you get a cool badge or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# You get a little anime sephiroth badge
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Arrggghhhh!
The Anti-Christ !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# o hi
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh hai!
do you eat slugs? If so, I have a feast awaiting you on my allotment
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# that
one hairy pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# squeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Lovely
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Still scribbling ideas for a belly dancer... hey but puts food on the table and enables shin-ani-gans


Click for bigger (67 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I thought those were her legs going behind her head for a minute and I was impressed by her flexibility
Woo sirrah. I especially like the detail around the headdress
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# nicely done
although i can't help seeing those things on her head as dials for the water pressure for the hoses coming out
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I've been playing around with Gimp.
For a free program, it' pretty good, if slightly akward



Click for bigger (254 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You must have a better version of GIMP than me
Mine doesn't make awesomeness like this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Are you using the up to date version?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Yep
But mine seems to be missing the "talented artist" feature :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Pen pressure
It's all in the pen pressure. Most of those colours are transparent just gone over with different hues to look more convincing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I think you can find it under filters.
Yeah, but it's a third party thing...

you'll have to find em on the web..

I got pretentious artist in the bundle.. I use it a lot :)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# In before JollyJack!
Good skills sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Didn't know he looks at my stuff
If he ever does


:D

I could throw in some anthro stuff. See if that does anything :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Don't tell fibs
We all know you have him strapped to a chair with his eyes forced open so you can make him watch a slideshow of your work to a remix of Beethoven's 9th.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Jesus, that's a horrible image.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# paint.net or sumo are your friends
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# No they aren't, they bullied me and stole my dinner money :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# They were after your new bike really....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# paint.net is great.
I keep telling myself that one day I will try and learn how to use gimp and other more complicated things, but it's never happened thus far...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Best friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# They has teefs
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yay for feral squirrel gangs!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
I love that picture, the one at the back with his arm on his mate's shoulder seems to be saying "yeah, we're bad, we're bad.."
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# HOORAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Haha they look like they're having a good time

TJ: I'm on a beach*

* not me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# have you been stung by a wasp?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I HAVE IGUANA
www.pbase.com/semensoy/image/78110291
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I see a large arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Nice recursive link there...
Ooo ninja edit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *flips out*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hehehe :)
Made me think of this, might be NSFW due to swears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHha_0HiW6s
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Marvellous!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Teefs and tongues!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Pull!

My first gif, be nice :(

It came out a bit small...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Well giffed!
and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *is nice*
Constructive observation - maybe some pieces of dismembered kitten flying off shrapnel-style?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That was going to happen...
But I have a meeting in five minutes :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Fair dos
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# bzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# What's eating john Malcovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Cancer
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *spang*
(BlackCat, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ...


Updated Financial Gain Plotting Video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I would use, like majority of people, the train more if they dropped the ticket prices
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I use the train quite a lot.
It's a hell of a lot cheaper than owning a car for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ^ This with added 'bonus of getting 1st class tickets for less than standard class by booking a week in advance'
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That's good too.
I've also got a few more years of young person's railcards to milk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# + made them run on time
didn't allow so many people in the carriages,
cleaned the toilets etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# you would split, like most people, infinitives
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# there was, in that sentence, no infinitive
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I thought, when I read it, this.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *Mis, reads*
*does rubbish Toy Story joke*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I know - it's hard bloody work.
I am a bit of a bunny-loving tree hugger at heart, and would really love not to have to fly on my hols (chiefly to avoid BMI baby but that's another rant).

From Manchester to Bordeaux costs more than double to go via train and Eurostar than it does to fly. With the majority of that extra being the connections from Manchester to the Eurostar.

I'm not fussed about the extra time it would take - personally the idea of a nice journey through the French countryside I find appealing, but at least make it vaguely comparable to flying? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Haha this
My return plane ticket from Gatwick to Bordeaux in 2007 was cheaper than the train ticket from Nottingham to Gatwick
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I like going on the train and it is cheaper to go into London by train then by driving
To get to other places it is cheaper and quicker for me to drive there, even getting the tickets early it is still cheaper for me to drive. If they would just stop arsing about and upgrade the network, then it would be a lot better and a bit cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# lovely stuff fella, good to see you about
/buggers off again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hi Sir..
just passin' thru :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Grrrrrrrroaaarrrr!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# That lion's got a bear behind
Or something.

Woo shoppage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ooh lovely job sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Raaaarrrrrr! Top shop.
Have a liony pea:

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# woo!
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

nice, crowd pleaser
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# oooooo that's very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# oooooh, top 'shoppage, Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# woof :)
looks like something off of crappy taxidermy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Crappy taxidermy?
If I'd mounted that beasty I'd rather pleased myself!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Extreme JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Most of it is crap and funny, but there is some nice stuff as well
crappytaxidermy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# The squirrel riding the speeder bike is win!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha :)
I like the baby rat under the chandelier
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# He is my fave too - love it!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# There is some thing very beautiful about it
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# What an amazing site!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Nuts and berries? Nuts and berries? C'mon man, look at these claws...
Your post FTW and Gary Larson FTW too.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Larson is always win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# More bad casting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hehe
:)
woo

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# bad casting should be the next image challenge!
make it happen mr. Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Ooh I might try that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# We did it last year (I think)
EDIT: Oh, I mean "Wrong Man For the Job", which is sort of similar...

www.b3ta.com/challenge/wrongman/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I did it yesterday with my gf
but that doesn't mean I can't do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Me too
She's lovely, isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# be sure you clean her after use, ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Superb
reminds me of A Muppets Schindlers List by Charlie Brooker.

EDIT: Found it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# 8:45 Christmas Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# "semi-translucent Apple G3"
Hahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Oh I say
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# News Update...
Still waiting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really do love you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ooh thanks...
*Blushes like a fool* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahahhahah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha, nice one Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Thanks Earl
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahaha! What a bounder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

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