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Meet Mr scary pants

My first ever animation

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)

I refer the honourable gentleman

to the statement I gave some moments ago.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)

Tiny is as tiny do

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:44, archived)

When you get the squints...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=urGwWDlDF1Y

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tubaman, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:27, archived)

Sorry for crapness

It's my first time i've ever attempted animation, but im kinda happy with it :)

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)

It's really good

Don't fuss it. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:47, archived)

Totally, I dig it.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:15, archived)

HEY NOW MISTER LIZARD

creepily good!

next step is optimisation.. the one you linked before is 500KB smaller, but the palette is compressed to the point the blood looks like poo.
Which is awesome in its own way.

A solid colour palette (rather than dithered) makes for smaller files in GIF compression, too:

how many frames?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)

if this is crap, i can't wait to see your good ones

[x] totally chuffing ace

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OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)

awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)

S C R E A M - N I N G

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)

WAAAHRARRRGH!!!!

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:03, archived)

Scary but I like it.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:41, archived)

That is awesome.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:49, archived)

Superb

Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:24, archived)

CAMERON YOU CAAAAANNNNNNNT

almost as smarmy a git as our PM
www.johnkey.co.nz/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:26, archived)

Rhys Darby for PM

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:29, archived)

he's all about the meetings.

actually lately he's been whoring himself to the highest bidder, but fucking hell, take the money while it's coming, I say

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:44, archived)

Indeed.

Check out my blog

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:48, archived)

ahhhhhhahhh

conferencepear.blogspot.com/2008/04/colour-me-surprised.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:38, archived)

and Kevin Rudd

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)

Such a sorry sod.

Nice flow.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:40, archived)

Cheers.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)

Full effect.

user.sonic.net/~zettix/spinny/index-camerontile.html
You people are just awesome! =D

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:48, archived)

WUH BUH GUH YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)

There goes the password

Massive decryption ahead.
Wear a hat.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:04, archived)

THAT GIVES ME THE FEAR!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:06, archived)

Payback is a bitch.

Because comeuppance sounds like shit from go.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:14, archived)

so many of them to shoot

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:04, archived)

I like how you think.

Blam blam blam. Right?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:17, archived)

have a click

for ruining my day

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Well,

considering he would have to publicly wind the queen by swiming one of here dogs into her stomach, you best get fucking used to him, besides, can't be worse than what we have now.

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

wib wib

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

pfff!

i shall make it my mission tomorrow to say wib wib to as many people as i can.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

\o/

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

it may get me thrown out of the bank

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)

wib wib on this this . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)

THIS IS LIFE!

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

The "wib" thing is catching on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)

It's wibalicious!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

that's wibbing all by itself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

How to wib in two easy lessons !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

i have a PhD in Wibology

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Tell me Dr. what shall I do about my overactive wib ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

i would recommend

a mixture of buttery toast, tea, chocolate, daytime t.v and a daily application of leopard's fanny batter rubbed into the affected area.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

In that case . . . I might as well be dipped in it !

Thanks doc . . . send me the bill !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

i shall

*goes off to play golf*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)

WIB !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

golf wibs!

and on that bombshell, i'm going to bed.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)

Cha Cha Cha !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

sorry, couldn't resist :D

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elbow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

turbowib!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

It is hard to resist the cut of her wib !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

phwoooar!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)

SHE SHITS OUT OF THAT

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 7:08, archived)

WIb wib

Poor Gordon never could get it right

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

wasn't he at the battle of M'boto Gorge?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

*sharpens fruit*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

-pontificates-

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

Gay!

He's gay! Also unhinged and wobbly as hell.

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

Come out of the closet, Mr Cruise.

No-one's gonna be mad, just come out of the closet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

WEEEE WAAAAHHHH

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

woah!

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)

is he wibbed, for our pleasure?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)

nothing to do with it, but 'ave it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

WOWSERS!

that's frightening me/ giving me the horn

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McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)

aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)

I don't do this voluntarily

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

Jealous Christmas Cakes!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 6:39, archived)

they're all clowns

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

Oh smashy, you do spoil us

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

get in the fridge, then

you'll last another couple of days

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

Bring in the clowns !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

thanks for that

*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

I think I'm getting it now . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

HAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

hahaha!

if the full-face clown nose isn't a real thing, i DEMAND you patent it IMMEDIATELY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

Shall we call it the . . . . NOZE MUZZLE ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

yes

make it so.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

Oh, bother. Looks like it's Borace tiem.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

any time is boris time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Clowns? Well then, I'll go stoke the grill.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

YES! KILL THEM ALL!

don't bbq them, though, they taste funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

the only good clown

is a dead clown

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

PInk suits him.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

it does, rather

i may clownify other politicians if i can be bothered

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

There's been a raft of photoshop clowning of politicians recently.

Most of the big names have been done already.
edit: Here

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

then i may do historical figures

although if you look at some portraits of the tudor dynasty, their clothes make them look pretty clowny anyway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

Perhaps TV personalities. I did this one awhile ago.

www.b3ta.com/board/6048809 June 2006

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

had to filename that one

didn't have a clue who it was!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

A very messy quick and dirty one on your topic.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

oh, i like this

he reminds me of sherbet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

A rare pastel Boris The Clown has been spotted !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

"I MAKE YOU LAUGH? I'M HERE TO FUCKING AMUSE YOU?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)

YES. YES YOU ARE.

AND IT WORKS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

i miss the Swiss Parliament bandwagon

that was pure gold

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)

Bow wow . . . WOW !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

i don't know what that is

but it disturbs me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

Dog sitting just isn't as easy as it used to be . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

alan sugar dog doesn't need sitting

it needs shooting repeatedly in the face

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

So . . . he needs a muzzle in the face . . . not on the face . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

yes. yes he does.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

WwOoOoFf!.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

Oooh . . . nice seeing eyes dog !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

how does it smell?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

With it's nose

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

With its tongue.

Like snaxes do.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Yippie yo yippie yeah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

Yeah . . . give that dog a bone !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

~~What you said~~ Where's my dawg at?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

Bowling !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

You're not getting this are you :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

I'm thick . . . do it again . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

Bow wow wow

Yippie yo, yippie yeah,
where's my dawg at...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Kinda . . .

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLPabuItnU&feature=related

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

What off earth is this?

I find it peculiar.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

A bulldog with a poodle in heat . . . or summat . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Jokes are better than technique, right?

My teutonic water! No-one else is getting any!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

The Poles beat their arses

BIG TIME

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Indian German piss

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

he was dyslexic and misunderstood

it was jew tonic he wanted

but in all the confusion it went wrong.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

mmmm, tasty jew tonic

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

Not if they are jokes about Stalingrad, no.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

Yeah, I did use his head from that one.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)

HALLELUJAH, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)

das iss mein vhisky!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Something tells me it's time for bed

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yeah....there's no surprise when I hover over the image

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

Yes . . . Draw Two !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NSRB6kBB9o

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

Oh my!

This is amamzing! Frustrating understanding one word in 10 though - I wonder if anyone's translated it?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

I hear ya . . . I think I get the general idea though . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

Walter Moers, huh?

I love his stuff - Im in the middle of re-reading The City of Dreaming Books :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

Trippy stuff . . . I take it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

Hmmm,

I think I'd go with "fantastical." He does his own illustrations, too, and they're great :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

Oh great . . . I'll look more into him !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

Found it translated . . . subtitles . . .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDFRsJZxBS0

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

plan a: un-lurk, drop half-assed effort at latest baconwand, re-lurk

hmmm...let's have a look at plan b.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Hahaha tagline - yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Also......*creams a little*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

What?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

MW2 :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Again I say, What?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Modern Warfare 2... the most eagerly anticipated game of the year

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

Oh, Ok.

Not by me it's not :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Buy an xbox with your dole money

Wait until 10/11/09,
Buy MW2

ENJOY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Nah, I'm alright thanks.

I'll stick with my NES.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

I bet you can't even get it working

Is it the NES or the Mattel version?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Mattel version?

It is the one I got when I was 7.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

It says on the front...

NES version
or
Mattel version

I have both!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

They're charging £55 for it y'know

Mostly I think because they can.

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zoldergoose, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

YEs I know

I dont care
I paid £45 for CoD4. Got more than that out of it
I'll happily pay £100 for it, the amount of joy I'll get out of it.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Unless you pay the elventy-billion-pounds for the version with night vision goggles.

I've never understood the "AAA" games market. I just get my games cheap a few years later, when I have a PC that can actually run them :D

Edit: But you're right: they can.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

Xbox..... I dont need to upgrade to run it...

Just wait 2 weeks while it comes back from RRODing :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Same here :)

And especially in the Steam era, rule 1 is 'there will always be a weekend sale'

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zoldergoose, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

haha

panadol extra

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Creams a bit more

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJcOy6iuUc&feature=channel_page

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Very nice indeed

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

"Is my head on fire mate?"

"Yes mate"

I loved CoD4, replayed it recently and it's still good. Hopefully this will be more of the same. Last time as soon as I hit level 55 I stopped playing MP.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

I've put about 18days into CoD4 multiplayer... got to the top level, and havent played it as much recently due to wanky internet here :(

Cannot wait for MW2

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

I used to go to an ace server for CoD4

It was two/three 16-man-a-side Team Deathmatches, followed by a 32-player free-for-all on Shipment. A great way to unwind.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Oh, I play xbox, so it just matches, usually with yanks, so kinda need decent net

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Is XBL worth the money then?

Also [insert derogatory comment about gamepads compared to mouse+kb]

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I've got my money worth out of it

fair enough you've got to put up with american kids being racist, but you can always mute them or go into private parties.

I just prefer console gaming as you don't need to upgrade it to play the latest games, and I always tend to destroy PCs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Heh, this makes me feel better for having spent over a day running around healing people in TF2.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

I reset recently due to achievement grinding way back when messing up my stats

Weirdly I seem to excel as Scout/Heavy/Spy. Those classes have very little in common, apart from maybe ambushes, but were that so surely I'd be a better Pyro?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

I think that's why I only got a 2:1 in my degree....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Shoulda done medicine

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

I hate people..... let alone moaning people

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

People who look joyful and ecstatic at Girls aloud concerts

must burn

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Engage smug mode.

Smug mode engaged.

I just made this is with googles ketchup.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

Bit useless really

Wheres the stylus and the arm? lol

Great 3d though!

Although if you desgin a house... make sure theres a door!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

it's the mark 7. it reads the vinyl by shining

invisible lasers at it.

therefore it doesn't need an arm.

and it's not that it was too complicated and i want to go to sleep.

not at all.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

OOOOOOOOooo id love one of those

I've seen ONE laser read Vinyl player and at the time it as 12 THOUSAND POUNDS to buy, but it could play ANYTHING even things with collapsed walls! was a beautifull piece of kit

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

You can actually get laser reading vinyl players?

Holy crap!

Anyway, yeah, I'm going to sleep now.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Gosh, the things they can do these days!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

Your smugness is justified, that's really good.

I started making a city in SketchUp, but I only have crap screenshots and don't have it installed any more to get good ones :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

I had to learn to use it at work

Then thought i'd give it a go at home with a tablet. I made a city as well. Then realised the scale was completely screwed! So i put a filter on it:

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Ooh nice!

I installed SketchUp just now, really need to do more work on this:

(cfb)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Ah that

Owned a pair of them many years ago; there was a brief fad of Technics 1200 tee shirts cretins would wear, as if that was some statement meaningful to the the Salmon of Doubt's conclusions, or simply coming across as a twat, it was the nineties

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

I dont know how you did it, but you did, and YEAH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

google sketchup

it's free and remarkably easy to use.

and i sound like i work for them :s

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

What's that program again?

I didnt hear it first time.

Is it available from all good retailers?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

of course not

it's free

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

nicely

here's my old one

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elbow, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

nice

resembles the example model in early versions of autocad

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

Click for bigger (103 kb)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

I thought Tron was the program not the blokes!

PEDANTIC!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Tron was a program

But also one of the dudes.

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Im digging out me rifftrax copy to take to bed now!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

There was a character called Tron

/pedant pedant

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

It was the program but also the programs were represented by blokes

that one was Tron.
edit: slow double pedant here.

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nick the greek, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

*tries to resist*

*fails*

Sorry Nick :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

OH FSS MIKEY

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

I tried man,

I really tried :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

*also tries*

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Frogbeat, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Groans at the ready PLEASE!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

For some reason 'the last post' played in my mind as I looked at this.

I think my mind is dead.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

I read that as Deflating John Malkovich....

then I saw it was Frontline

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

It's spot on....

Its a lot cheaper than frontline! lol

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Yeah, but we only use frontline.....

We are rich innit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Frontline's full name

is "Frontline Spot On".
Anyway, my cat's flea population appear to have become immune to it
:(

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

hop between them!

this is bob martins spot on hense frontline is "front line spot on" and bob martins si just "spot on"

Hop between dry shampoo and spot on, because the spot on doesnt really kill off grass fleas that well, sure your cat sis grey, sneazing and sulking for an hour, but its always fun watching the cloud of dust raise from them when they fart!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

I'll give it a miss I think

www.reviewcentre.com/reviews55782.html

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Apparantly

It also depresses them, because it alters chemicals in their central nervous system! :-S

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

nuke the site from orbit ...

spot on is only a preventative

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

yeppers

Stops them from breeding and makes yon putty tats blood taste bad, so the surviving ones hop off and eat the owners during the night! lol

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

I have just watched the 1977 film 'Orca'

This is my summary of it's contents

www.imdb.com/title/tt0076504/

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

i saw this many a year ago on tv.
someone had pulled it back out at the time "free willy" was doing well.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

No willy NO!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Most important thing to ask is

did they eat it?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

yup

that's about right
(although it was called "Orca : Killer Whale" when I saw it)

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

We're going to need a bigger boat!!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

This has been in my brain all day... and I don't remember seeing anything similar *yawks*

Have it.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

doesn't seem to be a sale at Goffs

www.goffscurtainwalls.com/

If you stick an e in Goff to make Geoff, you could put a big picture of Geoff off of Byker Grove

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

There are sales on in Goffs all the time1

www.goffs.com/

I love bloodstock.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

I didn't even have to look at the address to see that it was Orish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

*Twilight Zone music*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

It iz horsez, it haz to be Orish :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

Interesting. I'm Irish

but I wouldn't have expected something to do with horses would have automatically triggered off thoughts of Ireland :)

I live and learn. Or rather I don't.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

One of these days...

POW... to the moon :P

x

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

The moon is not made of cheese, so we should let it be

hahaha, to the picture :), I do like it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

oi sex pants, you got that photo of a bloke in a pink dress smoking a fag?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

*is scared*

No, I know not of it....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

he's sat on a couch..looks like frank from shameless...you'd know it.

been usedo n here loads before.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

Sorry,

absolutely no idea at all.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

hahaha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

haha

I just read the Kunt interview... that guy is a legend

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Awesome, he answered both of my questions.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

and mine :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

haha!

TJ:
Found some young Beattie-pretender in a window near uni today:

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

all I can say when I see that is WTF?

not the Beattie thing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

he lives round here somewhere

never spotted him though, no idea what he looks like in mufty.

also, woo!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

the same pretty much

I take it you're brighton sea front then?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

yup, well hove (catchphrase)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

I don't know why

but that guitar makes me massively angry.

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

lolzorz!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

Any major problems with this? Apart from lack of finished.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Yes,

his eyes are grossly out of proportion.

Mangalols!

Edit: Also, it is very good.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Haha, I am doing less manga-like than many do though :)

And I'm trying to make them a bit better, I just need more practice with them.

Also, thank you.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

the button might need shifting a little

but thats a bit bloody picky, so nope :D all good there.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

the left lapel (looking at it as it is), the top of it needs dropping and the top of shirt collar going up a bit more

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Depends on the effect you are going for

I can't match that hat with that hair, except in a Clockwork Orange kind of style. Big eyes...
But on the whole a big bag of woo.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

Haha, Freddy's hair is just like that, and the hat is a family heirloom in a way.

Either way, it was his dad's hat, and now it's his, and he never parts from it.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

I hope I didn't seem too critical

the drawing is great, as is all your stuff. But you asked!

Edit: I've never sounded so patronising in my life. Sorry! Best I go to bed!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

Palin

Click for bigger (44 kb)

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Very much a nail and head moment :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

Gracias!

Yikes, she scares me.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

De Nada Amigo.

You would though, wouldn't ya ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Me too!

reference: static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/7433-bigthumbnail.jpg

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tubaman, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Hahaha!

Proper lols there :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

(Fon Repeat until funny, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Greek?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

"Under the water is a golden fish..."

"...She loves the apple, but if she eats a pip, it will grow in her body and tear apart her golden flesh."

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Having seen your work close up, I love it even more :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

having seen it on your wall

i feel a bit odd.
:D it is a good odd mind you.

ta again

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

Yay \o/

Get selling them :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

I would love to have this as a golden medallion hanging round mr neck !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

it's good that you respect your body like that

politely formal.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

We've become quite attached !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Fantastic as usual. :)

My girlfriend does illustration and your stuff always reminds me of her style.

Reminds me of Japanese woodcuts but that might be bullshit cos I don't know enough about this sort of stuff :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

pretty close

:) i like a lot of stuff by people who borrowed from japanese prints, so i'm not far removed from that kind of thing.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

Lovely miss!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

*very nice*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Bindun?

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MartinH, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

RIS?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

olympiclate.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Oh I see.

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

This isn't hard

your leg, arm, neck, or whatever else you've recently broken must hurt mate ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Seriously,

I have no idea at all. I am guessing it is a news thing as I haven't read the news all day.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

4 - the olympic swimming pool

3 - the olympic train
2 - the olympic shuttle bus
1 - the olympic torch bearer

2012 is go

*cue montage of half-built buildings collapsing, money disappearing, Boris turning out to be the hood in disguise*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Freude, schöner Götterfunken,

Tochter aus Elysium,
wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

ich möchte gern dein hund, sein

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Jeder Tag

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Erm...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

Genuine LOL

You terrible person

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Hahahahahhahaha fuck!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Oh, good grief...

:)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Hahahaha

that made my stomach lol

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Belly laugh

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

waiting for the star trek bindun to appear

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

Has it? :(

Then again, I don't think I've ever posted anything original on b3ta...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

lol missunderstanding

I'm waiting for the "beaming John Malkovic" to appear!

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

gah!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

I've been John Malkovich

it was great.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

That's FUCKING AWFUL!

Awfully great :)

But still awful.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

That's awfully honest of you.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

That's an awfully good remark

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)

That's awfully astute of you

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

How awfully nice of you to notice.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

How awfully polite you're all being.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

I'm awfully impressed

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Brutally honest.

No feelings spared.

DON'T SHUT ME UP!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

hush now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

*whispers*

_{_{fight the power}}

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

Much better,

don't you feel more empowered now?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Oh you might think that

but I couldn't possibly comment.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

superb

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Nicely done

Although it has brought back memories of that terrible film.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Iminent death is death.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

and is imminent

edit: ok I'm off to do something productive for a while (command and conquer)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

SCREW YOU MAN, YOUR A NAZI!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Pretty explosion

is it a fireworks fatory?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

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