whuzzub so it's your b'day.
old?
(old?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:12,
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repent sinners!
Click for bigger (154 kb)
fuck that, I'm off out to a party.
TBL I posted this on,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:14,
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may I congratulate you on your choice of username? It is most excellent.
thisis going to be shit...
www.6of3.com
(www.6of3.com
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:49,
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The man is dead, let him and his creation rest in peace, please, neither buy nor read this book.besides, they all sucked after book 4. what is this guy a former fucking columbo writer? jesus tittyfucking christ.
(,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:51,
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*shudders with indescribable emotions*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:06,
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NO! nonononononono!
Sadly my font of DNA's handwriting font does not work on Vista or I'd've used that.
If it had to be done it should have been a collaboration between David Llyod, Terry Gilliam and Neil Gaiman. Possible Terry P too.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:29,
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I know.i even downloaded the file again and it's not happy.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:07,
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It's tragic when someone so utterly brilliant as DNAhas a family that will sell off rights for the cash. They sold the film rights to Disney after all and he was utter opposed to them doing a film of hitchiker's when he was alive.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:39,
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He wasn't opposed to making a film though, that's why he moved to California.I actually talked to him about it once. In 1991 in fact. He said at that point he was still trying to buy the rights back off Columbia and was working on a new script. He didn't want it made by someone who didn't get it essentially.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:58,
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He was not opposed to the film and he met many times with DisneyThey would not give him creative rights and this was why he was opposed to Disney doing it. He hated the scripts that he was presented by them and they would not make the changes he wanted.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:04,
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not utterly opposed at all,he was even quoted as saying that as long as Arthur was kept British in the casting, then the other charcaters could be chosen solely on merit
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:01,
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Please see my above answer.I am purely going by what I have found though my research of a guy who I always thought was a literary genius but also a technological pioneer.
He was not happy with any of the scripts Disney presented him and they would not make the changes that he insisted were made which was why he never gave them the go ahead.
(He was not happy with any of the scripts Disney presented him and they would not make the changes that he insisted were made which was why he never gave them the go ahead.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:04,
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yeschocolate cake
with whipped cream and Cadburys flake over it.
(with whipped cream and Cadburys flake over it.
TBL I posted this on,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:30,
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I had a whip round and managed to get enough for party hats as well. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:32,
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...little old lady sitting at the back of the church says:"But I habnt got any teebt."
"TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED"
/dave allen
(,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:21,
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"TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED"
/dave allen
Will there be a wind.............and if so, will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountaines of the Earth?
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:43,
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HahahaThis is why clowns are evil!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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haha:D
(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrities Made Of Real World Stuff"){kind=small}
Ladies and Gentlemen. Mr. Mick Jagger
'ningles all.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:39,
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Hahaningles Ghosty
You know, it is seldom a good idea to photograph stuff next to a window
(You know, it is seldom a good idea to photograph stuff next to a window
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:59,
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It's also never a good idea to take a photo without checking that you haven't got a thumb print on the lens:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:04,
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poor Wan Kyjust because he has a 'funny name'
I had to endure all sorts of ignomy at school just because my real name is Lionel Cockinbottom
(I had to endure all sorts of ignomy at school just because my real name is Lionel Cockinbottom
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:36,
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I once had a boss called Jackie Kerr who did have a brother called WaineI've also had to create user accounts when I worked in IT for a Ric Sass and, I kid ye not, a Russian chappy called Mr. Kutchakokkoff.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:40,
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he only has that name for the attention
(
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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Ford Capri Mk. XI coloured in Walrus Man's drawing from yesterday evening:
b3ta.com/board/9626898
(b3ta.com/board/9626898
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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:)Thanks
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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I wonder what happened to Davew27
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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somebody stole his legs and left him propped up on a couple of bricks Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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Thanks Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:14,
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can't get more pyrple than that(was going to correct typo but thinks "pyrple" looks good)
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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:)I agree pyrple does look good
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:14,
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well you did half the work :)teamwork five o/
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:13,
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I think you should try saturating (I think I mean desaturating, actually) your colours a bit morejust go into hue/saturation settings and reduce saturation to 40%, I bet it looks a lot better.
( Shada,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:16,
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like this
less garish, and makes your shading less in your face. well, I think so anyway.
also now it looks like nightrider
Shada,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:23,
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hrmm I'm not convinced by thisyes it is less garish and in your face but I liked it garish and in your face :D
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:27,
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haha well I changed the hue a little too, you could still keep it a nice ridiculous purple if you tweak it just a littleI just think a bit of messing about with effects after you're done colouring can really improve it
( Shada,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:30,
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I wasn't meaning to sound ungrateful for the feedbackI will have a twiddle with the effects and see what happens :)
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:35,
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I'm not clicking that.did you like my picture?
(
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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I, I've learned about safe freezing mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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:Dnice one
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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hahahahahaputting this here as it was far too easy to make:
made with this
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:08,
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nice!nowt wrong with learning from tutorials.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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Woo!but you missed out on being more wrong:
(
Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:22,
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I think there's even more wrong that you missed out upon
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 12:39,
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oh lord!!!!!!!!!!!!..there's always one WRONGER...pfft:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:27,
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This is how I always interpret this sign
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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It would make me laugh harder if the kid was the sex offender.I would animate this if I could be arsed.
(,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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Thatwould take some proving in court.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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heh Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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I wasn't aware there is a country called TransvestiteBut I'd love to visit it someday
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:02,
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I have to be honestit wasn't what I thought it would be like
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:17,
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That is a rather large dildo he has mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:34,
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silly mediocrehe's just helping out his friend who is walking behind out of shot
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:36,
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I of course meant 'He' as a generic or gender-neutral singular pronoun*wipes brow*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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He's just arrested his "friend" for having two wees
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-rt discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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haha aw manhow embarrassing. it totally has food in its teeth
(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:16,
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I've had her
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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Is this suppose to be a joke?One word: *SIGH* !
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:04,
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No it is not a joke, it's called CONCEPTUAL ARTWORK, have you heard of it, or have you been living under a rock for the past decade?This section is for constructive criticism, and if you don't have anything constructive to say, then take your negative vibes elsewhere. It's not my fault you lack the visual literacy required to appreciate works such as this.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:05,
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This is not strong enough to stand on its own now - all I see is a badly photographed apple in plastic foil. You might want to think of a way to present your concept better, more clearer, maybe in relation to other work.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:05,
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hahaha. I have a similar artwork in my colon right now.Millions upon millions of people have adressed important problems of their time with art. Furthermore, proclaiming that your work is revolutionary and requires high visual literacy reflects very, VERY poorly on yourself (even disregarding the fact that this has been done thousands of times in some form or another, and is very easy to understand). With that attitude you will turn off every potential buyer or client you ever meet. And that, quite frankly, is something you can't afford to do when all you have to offer is artwork of this low level quality.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:08,
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more more clearer Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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The problem is and I have with it.1. It's your very first post.
2. You don't introduce yourself.
3. And present it as professional work.
4. The foto is either too low resolution or the focus of your camera was totally off.
It's how you present it as a whole. The attitude of your post.
And yes, maybe I am not too openminded when it comes to these kind of art(?)....
... when all I see is an eaten apple, wrapped in plastic foil, placed on a wooden table(?) and photographed out of focus.
So I am sorry if you feel offended. But there are so many A-holes on the internet that make fun out of artists.... that the way you presented this (and also as your first post)... that I thought that you were one of them and that this was a joke. Yes.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:06,
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Yes, I agree that the photo is poor, I do not have very high quality photography equipment.I can't take another photo because the artwork has been sold. This is what I mean by professional, I am not trying to imply that my art is of a higher standard than anyone else.
Maybe its true that all you see is an eaten apple wrapped in foil, but is that not the nature of conceptual art. It is both its downfall and its brilliance. Hirst's The Impossibility of Death In The Mind of The Living is only a shark in a box if you want to look at it like that. But if you choose not to, it opens up a world of possibility.
(Maybe its true that all you see is an eaten apple wrapped in foil, but is that not the nature of conceptual art. It is both its downfall and its brilliance. Hirst's The Impossibility of Death In The Mind of The Living is only a shark in a box if you want to look at it like that. But if you choose not to, it opens up a world of possibility.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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" stevenstarsgard " has gone to many forums, and created controversial posts in order to get hopefully amusing responses.It's a bit like fishing, sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.
Here you will find links to the ones that did.
Since internet reputation is one of the most important things in life, people might try to change their posts to look more calm and collected than they really are, so I'm keeping save files of the pages just in case they try any sneaky business.
Also please don't post in any of the forums you see here.
(Here you will find links to the ones that did.
Since internet reputation is one of the most important things in life, people might try to change their posts to look more calm and collected than they really are, so I'm keeping save files of the pages just in case they try any sneaky business.
Also please don't post in any of the forums you see here.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:11,
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The statement, which was released by Town Manager David Cressman, said that the town was first informed by Blue Cross/Blue Shield of "possible irregularities to its health-insurance program enrollment" on July 15.Cressman declined yesterday to give more details about the alleged irregularities.
Melanie Sitar, 50, handed in her resignation and the reimbursement on July 16.
After further investigation by Cressman and Police Chief Alfred Donovan, the town launched discharge proceedings against her this week. She was officially terminated yesterday.
(Melanie Sitar, 50, handed in her resignation and the reimbursement on July 16.
After further investigation by Cressman and Police Chief Alfred Donovan, the town launched discharge proceedings against her this week. She was officially terminated yesterday.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:15,
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It's a fucking link to another forumso wow that's a neato what now right
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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A both topical and mildly insulting one.I usually have something on any subject to pea...r.
edit:
As do you.
*orders eleventy more*
(edit:
As do you.
*orders eleventy more*
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:12,
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utter wankquoted from his shit blog
" stevenstarsgard " has gone to many forums, and created controversial posts in order to get hopefully amusing responses. It's a bit like fishing, sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.
Here you will find links to the ones that did."
fuck off troll
(" stevenstarsgard " has gone to many forums, and created controversial posts in order to get hopefully amusing responses. It's a bit like fishing, sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.
Here you will find links to the ones that did."
fuck off troll
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:03,
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Yepb3ta.com/board/9627379
Good morning prodge. How are you this hot and humid morn?
(Good morning prodge. How are you this hot and humid morn?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:15,
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meh not bad...up early to do some logos for someoneso I can go out and get drunk later :D
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:43,
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Hahagood luck with both then ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:48,
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why do people think it's cool to put a 'z' in the word easyidiots..but hey it's their logo :D
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 10:01,
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you have confused us with StumbleUponand indeed with people who care
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:40,
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I like boats. But not all boats.Do you know why?
it's because, SOME BOATS ARE FUCKING SHIT, this is an inevitable maritime fact, and it's a good idea for you to realise this before it's too late.
(it's because, SOME BOATS ARE FUCKING SHIT, this is an inevitable maritime fact, and it's a good idea for you to realise this before it's too late.
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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Spider Jackson
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:41,
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HahahaSo much for his internship
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 7:03,
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His promotion to full-time was assured after that. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 7:05,
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No photoshop brushes were hurt during the making of this picture.
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:00,
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I don't know who she is, but she seems to be related to Rupert Murdoch(related enlarged forehard post a little below)
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:04,
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Hires itinerant Filipino maids to do such menial things for her. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:27,
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Prince has a nose for these things
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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Argh.There should be some sort of alcohol internet test.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:43,
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Buy yourself a keyboard made out of crispsIf you're too drunk, and on the internet, you'll want to eat your keyboard.
(
The Neville What what what,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:52,
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I think I'd eat that keyboard regardless
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:05,
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Not if the crisps are*insert flavour of something you only like when drunk* flavour!
( The Neville What what what,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:38,
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wir fliegen fliegen fliegen auf dem autobahn...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:19,
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oh hai Jamnog!:P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:26,
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Make me purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:27,
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I WANT TO CHARGE YOU FOR THE NEWS(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:05,
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I'll continue to not consume his "product"that is of course, until a law is passed making my criminally negligent for not handing my cash to a corporation and causing it trauma and suffering due to not having my cash which it deserves because it wants it.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:11,
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Stupid shit head.Reselling information that is available from a multitude of sources
is a model that, by its very nature, is limited to unique situations.
Time has moved on from there many years ago. Decades, even.
(is a model that, by its very nature, is limited to unique situations.
Time has moved on from there many years ago. Decades, even.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:11,
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well, we can't have folk talking to other folk all over the world freelywe might all get strange ideas like not killing eachother for the corporate profits of the sociopaths who think they own our fucking souls.
*channeled a bit of catnippp there but fuck it*
(*channeled a bit of catnippp there but fuck it*
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:13,
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That assesment is not really very 'nippppy.You didn't ,and don't I'm sure, blame jews or brown people.
He never points the finger at the real movers. Just the effects.
(He never points the finger at the real movers. Just the effects.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:20,
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so YOU know who the real movers are*eyes with suspicion*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:25,
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if you point at the movers man, they point backthen you commit suicide in the woods by throwing yourself 200ft out of a car window
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:36,
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If anyone pays attention to you, yes.Write to no audience and you can say what you like. Get a
following of more than a dozen and you can expect to get
very depressed and shoot yourself in the back of the head
a couple of times. Or that pesky car window as you say.
(following of more than a dozen and you can expect to get
very depressed and shoot yourself in the back of the head
a couple of times. Or that pesky car window as you say.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:42,
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some people get really depressed and superglue their faces to the bottom of the baththen fill the bath
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 4:26,
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Don't walk the plank like I did
You will be dispensed with
When you've become inconvenient
Up on Harrowdown Hill
(You will be dispensed with
When you've become inconvenient
Up on Harrowdown Hill
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 4:04,
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I'd say 'kill it with fire', but the smell of burning hair would be horrific. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 4:15,
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Some businesses over the years have proven that there are markets for stupidityThis is just another one. There are people out there that will probably sign up for the news.
These narrow-minded users will freely hand over their wallets to Murdoch in the belief that they are receiving news, from the only right and truthful source.
(These narrow-minded users will freely hand over their wallets to Murdoch in the belief that they are receiving news, from the only right and truthful source.
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:26,
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I won't disagree.However, that demographic is no longer able to fork it over at the rate that
he and his ilk need. That is not to say it has, or will, dry up, over-night.
(he and his ilk need. That is not to say it has, or will, dry up, over-night.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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Copy, meet paste. You two are going to be working together a lot more in the future. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:15,
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It is kinda funny seeing the guy who runs fox news and the sun newspaper whining about good journalism though gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:20,
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HahaYeah sure is.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:27,
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this is some high-brow comedy!......:D...ha ha!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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I dislike this man.I suspect he's genuinely evil.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:39,
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Ah, I wish I had a nice and relaxing holiday soon
And hope I don't get eaten.
i have watched this for some timewhen's he gonna get eaten by a shredded wheat shark?
also, g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(also, g'night all, i'm off to bed.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:38,
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Na-night.
(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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Sharks don't live in bowls of milk.That would be unreal.
Unless there is a bridge and a chopter.
(,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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Unless there is a bridge and a chopter.
"like a bridge.. over a milk covered chopter""I will make no sense"
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:13,
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It's my board-time birthday
(it's my birthday in about 4 hours in our timezone)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:46,
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happy poppingoutofatwatday to you!happy poppingoutofatwatday to you!
happy poppingoutofatwatday to you!
*blows whistle*
sorry, I just woke up. what?
(happy poppingoutofatwatday to you!
*blows whistle*
sorry, I just woke up. what?
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:49,
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Happy birthday!It's been your birthday for 11 hours here
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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Thank you!I hope you were celebrating for me earlier.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:03,
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I was asleepwhich i believe is the traditional way to celebrate the birthday of an old person
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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i shall wish you a happy birthdayon the condition that you are older than me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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yay for being younger!happy birthday :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:05,
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I'm having a cookout for him too!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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The gift of knitwearis a joy forever. Thank you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:25,
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happy birthday fellahits mine in few weeks time, bloody hell im old.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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Ah cheersRemind me when it's yours, I'll post you a cake.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:03,
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You are all that inspires me about humanityThings like this
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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Happy Birthday Sir!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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Btw, here's a b/w related pic for you also
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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Good god!Days literally separate us; 1971 by any chance?
And a cool happy birthday mate ;)
(And a cool happy birthday mate ;)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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Was on the thirdalas no longer "mid-thirties"
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:51,
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Thanks. My mum-in-law sent me a cardbut she forgot to write anything in it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:14,
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That is touchingHow do you know it's from her? Fingerprints?
( zoldergoose,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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Return address.Actually, I'm just imagining how confused she'd have been if it got returned to her. I'm pretty sure she'd have opened it and wondered who it was from.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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HAPPY BIRFDAY!MAY YOU GET ITEMS OF ENJOYMENT FROM SOME PEOPLE
MAY THIS ANNUAL EVENT HAPPEN MANY MORE TIMES FOR YOURSELF
(MAY THIS ANNUAL EVENT HAPPEN MANY MORE TIMES FOR YOURSELF
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 3:17,
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BMW are proud to announce123L per hour milk production with their new C450 model Bioelectrical cow.
( Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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where is the porn gif that you promised gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:43,
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I'll be honest, his promise of a porn gif is the only reason I'm still awake.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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What! what!I promise you sir, no porn gif was promised, proffered or solicited on my part, I just said I had a lot of animated gifs wot I had made, such as this.
I suggest you check with you sources and retract such heinous allegations
(I suggest you check with you sources and retract such heinous allegations
Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:49,
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dude you said you'd post a 120mb porn gifdon't be making me wrong on this
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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To quote myself"And I still have 120mb of animated gif that havent been on b3ta in 6 years."
Try as I might I cannot find any suggestion of warm damp places, let alone prawnongraphy in my statement, all I have is good clean photoshopping of car accessories onto unwitting animals.
(Try as I might I cannot find any suggestion of warm damp places, let alone prawnongraphy in my statement, all I have is good clean photoshopping of car accessories onto unwitting animals.
Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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so where is the porn that you promised gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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