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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

those crazy cops!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)

pffffffffffffft

excellent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)

I'll tell you who!

Kwik-Funeral the mass funeral company - Cut funeral cost down to the price of a night out.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)

Sneaky bastard clown !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)

aaarghggg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)

hah!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)

dun dun duunnnnnnn

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)

I like to use every meme/bandwagon at least once

p.s. I paid my donation ~~weeks~~ days ago, now where IS my icon!

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)

EMAIL ROB, CALL HIM A:

finger log

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)

I think you have to wait til the month is over...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)

it's never not happened instantaneously for me

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)

OH MARILYN

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)

HUBBA, HUBBA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)

Keep that area dry!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)

The soles of your footwear? I agree with this, prevent potential slipping!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)

YOUR SOLE IS MINE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)

Yes it is; Land Mine at that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I'M IN JAIL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

Would you like my "Get out of Jail - Free" card?

I won it in a Monopoly game about twenty years ago. I was thinking that might come in handy one day

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)

I'M GONNA STAY HERE, I LIKE IT HERE

I LIKE IT! YEAH, THROW AWAY THE KEY, I'M IN JAIL!
HELLO DAD, I'M IN JAIL!

actually I used my one free pass when I was a kid
although reading the police brochure about it I might be able to get off again but really I find it best to stay the fuck out of trouble
www.police.govt.nz/service/diversion/index.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)

DO YOU WISH TO COMPLETE THE AGREED CONDITIONS?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)

heh. been there ...

i wouldn't count on second chances at diversion.

they've got my prints now too

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)

yeah, not sure how well "I'm only doing this because I need counselling" really runs as an argument

also: GLOVES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)

haha

and YES

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)

THIS MURDER WAS A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)

I WAS PROVOKED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)

PROVOKED INTO NEEDING COUNSELLING THAT'S WHY I DONE A MURDER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)

HEY DAD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I'M IN JAIL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)

JAIL! JAIL! HI, DAD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)

I'M IN JAIL AND I LIKE IT

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)

I'M IN JAIL COZ I DID A CHRISTIAN BALE,

YOU GET SCARS,
LIVIN' BEHIND IRON BARS.
ALL DAY AN ALL NIGHT IT GOES,
EAT, FIGHT, SMOKE,
I SAID EAT, FIGHT, SMOKE,
THE ONLY RULE IS DON'T DROP THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SOAP.
UNLESS YOU'RE GAY,
BITCH, THEN DROP AWAY.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)

Nice fur . . . the coat is fluffy too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

coo-eee....that's a nicely done Fredabase

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

It really is . . . way different than the burger thief !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)

ARF....you rike flies with that?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)

Enough to wake the dead . . . yeah !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)

haha

very good

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)

see sig........ and my ex

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)

Click for bigger (84 kb)

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)

hmmm

not sure i approve, this shows actual talent...you do realise its nighttime??

*clicks*

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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)

Hey, that's cool.

Have a Hayley in return.

Dibs on her.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)

This is worse than I remember.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)

nah...

...it's a good base.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)

you want to fill her with your "dibs"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)

HAAAAAAAAYLEY

I wish I could draw.

I even got a graphics tablet.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

Draw a person.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)

Duck man is ducking

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

The use of your trademark pattern in her hair really rocks the socks I'm not currently wearing :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

THAT'S SHIT, MORE SHIT THAN I CAN'T REMEMBER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)

I'M GOING TO DRAW YOUR FACE ON A FRIDGE.

I'M GOING TO HOOF CUTLERY AT YOUR WHITE, FLAT FACE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)

Draw it with ketchup and punch it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'm so angry at REFRIGERATION.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)

I can't stand the sight of ICE CUBE DISPENSERS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)

Seecret message in her hair . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)

That's bleedin' lovely. Great eyelids

I draw peoples too: b3ta.com/board/9623685

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)

oh wow those are sooo good

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)

Thanks, I was trying out a new style, then got a bit lazy and forgot to do some more.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)

Aaaah that strange chinese wizzard is back!

kill it with fire

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)

Nicely!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

Cute !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)

hey is is true that you're from 4chan and a boy?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)

yes 100% true

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)

I like the cut of your jib.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)

i thought so

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)

Sketchy doodlejoy

yay =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)

dirtier than a wizard, quicker than gonzalez - guess its tuesday somewhere

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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)

would you care for a wee cockaleekie?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

Dustin HOFFman

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)

Dust him off man !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)

heh heh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)

He still has the toilet brush hair !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)

he still has the toilet

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)

and now to watch the 'hoff drunk' vid : )

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)

Little Big Rain Man Boy Howdy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)

dustin' out the archives...forget what's in there sometimes

bet yours is HUGE!!!!!.....archive that is...arf:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)

I had to get an extra 500gig drive . . . it's like being a libarian !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)

one word

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)

A Hasselhoff wannabe

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)

"Ray; Tom Cruise located exactly 230 ft straight ahead,

if we hit him at 40mph there's an 80% chance he'll die, should I slow down?"
- "I don'know"
"Would you like Tom to die Ray?"
- "Yeah...10 minutes to Wapner"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)

Hahhahahha fuck

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)

Call me a taxi !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

you're a taxi

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

Finally !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)

is your meter running?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

Why yes . . . yes it is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

well, run after it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

Call me a taxi !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

i just did!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

Is it's meter running ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

Great . . . I'll take it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

then do so.

ooo, food tiem!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)

Chow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)

Crazy Taxi: Fuck the System Edition

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

For real !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

Fuck you Chief Taxi!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

He's got time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

I've got no time.

Because my heart won't beat again, won't beat again, won't beat again.
No, my heart won't beat again, it's killing me, 'cause my heart won't
beat again.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

Shake It !

tubedubber.com/#l89xJPi2U_Q:8yRdDnrB5kM:0:100:0:0:true

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

hahaha

I spent ages on that a few nights back. All I could dream/think about was which videos would go well with what audio, it's safe to say I didn't actually sleep too well that night.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

I hear ya . . . I did that right after you were on your roll !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

hahaha I was going mental.

~~was going~~ am still

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

i am trying to use my native american powers to summon a taxi

but the taxis are too small so i must keep trying forever

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Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

Have some more peyote . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

~~why do you ask?.. two dogs fucking.~~

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

Bow Wow !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

Yippy yo yippy yay.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

♪ ♫ ♫ ♪

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)

1, 2, 3 'n to the 4

Snoop Doggy Dog 'n Dr. Dre is at the door

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

I was going to have a little bitch about stereotyping of indigenous peoples
but then I find crap like this and it puts it back in perspective

www.animationbuddy.com/holiday/Holidays/Thanksgiving/0/60/
www.caufields.com/browseproducts/Native-American-Princess-Costume.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)

Holy buckskins !

I am with you on the tribal peoples . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)

actual naming traditions vary from tribe to tribe

but that joke's always bugged me, for some reason.
I like this version better
www.humorsphere.com/j/96.html

although when I heard it, it was specifically about hippies.
Hippies and retards are fair game.
Sorry, R-words.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)

Heavy . . . very heavy !

KaaaaThunk

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)

my father was born in onga onga

which might explain a few things

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)

hahaha.................Crazy Horse give heap big laughs

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

He's late for his tea pee . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

that's not Crazy Horse.

he was notoriously camera-shy but this is supposedly him:
newsfornatives.com/blog/2008/02/10/quotes-chief-crazy-horse/comment-page-1/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

hehhehheh

not that far off though, it is an unnamed Lakota (Teton Sioux) man photographed by Edward S. Curtis in 1907.

curtis.library.northwestern.edu/curtis/viewPage.cgi?showp=1&size=2&id=nai.03.port.00000035.p&type=port&volume=3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)

Good find . . . fine shot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)

Great quotes !

"I will return to stone"

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)

Was that Taxi made by Dyson?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

Yeah . . . it sucks too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

HAHAHA.

Never one available when you want.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

Uugh . . . ain't that the truth !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

Nice mocassins

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

9 EE over at we be shoes and such . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

Nicely mate; today:

Click for bigger (339 kb)

Press shoot on Thursday, Christ I love my job :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

Sweet . . . that looks so unreal . . . a rare shoot indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

This will be in the news about Friday

It is quite dramatic

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

Lion AIDS again?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

Mmmm ice cold cloudy LionAIDS

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

our two lio ncubs

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Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)

(goig)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

Awwwww!

What's his name?

By the way, has Mstandot been in touch with you? He is down in London in a week and a half and we were gonna visit maybe if that's cool?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

You have my mobile number

ring it, but not now, for I am going to sleep

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Will get in touch in the next week or so when I've spoken to Matt :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

Beautiful

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

Cracking, as usual

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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)

Well all know that bush loves the magenta trouser snake

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

oh look he's rubbish at it too

MORE HEAD YOU CAPITALIST PIG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

Hi Mate,

as requested (taken last year on "Lets Be French Day")!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

awww :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

haha I can believe that...

looks like he's surrendering

(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

SOXY!

fuck yeah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

Awww...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

would

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)

deep throat it

bush you cunt

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

take it all, you warmongering slag!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

Yay for the resurrection of long dead bandwagons!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

SIDECOCK

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Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

18 different flavours of bloody good!

woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

this is making me laugh tea out of my ladybits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

hahaha

whoops-me too now..

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

messy gussets ahoy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

ahhhahhhhah brilliant

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

Total domination

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

shtunning

shimply shtunning!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

extra large:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

I FEEL GOOD !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhahhhahhhhFUCK

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A BRAND NEW BAG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)

grinnin'ear to ear

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)

this is all win!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

BLOW HARD !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

Awesome Brisbane Band

punkadelic soul!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)

I'll look'em up . . . right on !

Man . . . whole lotta stuff goin' on down there:
brisgigs.sinfree.net/home.html

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

Have a click for this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

YES

This is the first time in ages that i've opened up b3ta and laughed at everything as i scrolled past.

YES YES YES YES YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

hahaha i laughed

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)

hahaha! I miss the Chimp

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Three Dog Man, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)

hahaha......we'll always be indebted to him for the lols

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)

This makes me hyperventilate

If I look at it for more than a few breaths.

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SqueakyG, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)

PODIUMSCHLONG!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

he's hiding behind his cock

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

tapgoerhere

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

SUPPORT BRELKS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

That kid genius is getting uglier and oooglere

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

I was just thinking the exact same thing ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

obbolobolobolob!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

hahahaHA

MADNESS:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

Tap it !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

I say!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

sex & squinty

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

hahahaha :)

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

hahahaha!

his banana-fuelled mental powers didn't stop him from crashing again!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

This story contains no logical inconsistencies and is, consequently, completely believable.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

hahaha!

winner.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

how I love that

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

Titchmarsh Bewilderment FTW!

(and hammondlasers!)woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

This will always be funny

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

buh buh buh buh buh buuuh

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

craziness +

love it *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

Bloody Hell!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

quite bleedy

more crap

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

funny because it's true

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

bloody cats!

i like this entirely.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

Arf :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

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elbow, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

pfft!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

funny because it's rouge

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)

> Assign bloodkind to strife specibus.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

that mspaintadventures guy is beyond genius

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

I've gotten two of my art creations into his comic =D

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

what stuff? tell me more

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

The interactive flash page, which was like a miniature game, featured my edited John sprite

making him look like a blonde-haired lollypop-wielding boy. You had to press Ctrl-T to access it.

The other is a screenshot from a video game I'm at work on. A skateboarding game in a recent page. He criticized it as being poorly modeled! Yay!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

haha nice

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

ha ha!

IT'S A WEB COMIC AND IT'S NOT SHIT

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

Pfffft!

Pfffffft!
               Pfffft!
Shit, now mine is too.     Pffft!
      Pfffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

Oh nose !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

inb4popularpage

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

Ttssattsr I love Battles

why didn't I get Battles sooner

If you were on MSN I would've told you that but you aren't

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

Because you're an idiot and ignored me when I told you about them ages ago.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

No you told me when I didn't have enough internet to get them :(

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

So I'm wrong?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

(

elbow, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DDDDDDD

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)

ffffuuuuuuuuuccck!

(

Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)

PIZZA TIEM!

This image has an audio file associated with it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)

*pizzas*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

yeah! *pizzas*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

That topping looks odd

That song is a bit shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

of course it's odd

it's from iceland

it's probably made from reconstituted piss

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

cheese and bacon?

asda's cheese steak pizza is the best

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)

evil iceland £1 simu-pizza

awful :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

those little iceland pizzas

you get 8 in a bag for about a quid, they go well on a sandwich when you're pissed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

alas their fullsize £1 pizzas

are fucking awful

awful :(

processed shit to feed to the proletariat

:(

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

true

my pikey ex-neighbour used to live on those cheap pizzas, toad-in-the-hole and dr. pepper.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

it's about the only remaining iceland ready made thing that doesn't make me ill (most of the time)

iceland is fucking crap.

Why's mum gone to iceland?

I'll tell you, because she fucking failed at life and can only buy shit food for her kids, who she hates, because they contributed to her life failure.

yay! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

hahahaha!

why do you think they have kerry cuntona advertising their shit? no self-respecting person would have their name anywhere near it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

hehe

I once saw a nutter steal a chicken from iceland, he was shouting loudly and swearing, picked a chicken out of the freezer

walked out of the iceland

and then threw the chicken straight in a bin

"mental" I thought.

and then I resumed masturbating as I stared through the window at the horrified shoppers.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

pff!

i only ever went into iceland for one thing, sara lee pecan danish. fuck, they're gorgeous!
then they stopped selling them :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

they are most naughty!

tell them off!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)

i would

but it would involve going in there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

I love seeing how shit their awesome cheap great shit is,

"LOOK 10 MINI SPRING ROLLS FOR £1, OUTSTANDING VALUE"

YES THEY'RE 1 POUND BECAUSE THEY'RE MADE FROM FORMICA AND MACHINERY PARTS. THEY HAVE NO ACTUAL USE IN ANY SITUATION EITHER, YOU ONLY BUY THEM BECUASE THEY COST A POUND. IF YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO THINK ABOUT HOW THEY CONTRIBUTE TO ANY FOOD RELATED OCCASION THEN YOU'D REALISE YOU'VE JUST OVER SPENT ONE POUND. NOW GO BY THIRTHY OF THESE GREAT VALUE PIECES OF NEGATIVE SUPPLEMENT! TWATS

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

heheheh

their "party platters" are utter wank

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

Pizza sandwich?

So, bread sandwich basically?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

yep.

not as good as fried egg sandwich, but not bad.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

Super noodle sandwich!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

fuck, yeah!

and fish finger sandwich!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

^This^

Cook 4 breaded Cod fish fingers (not to be confused with "fish" fingers the cheeky bastards)
Place between 2 slices of hovis granary wholemeal and apply copious amount of Encona hot pepper sauce
NOM NOM NOM NOM

(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

don't forget to squash it down firmly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

damn!

knew I'd missed an important step!

(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

a very important step!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

fried egg, bacon, sausage

all in a nice bap

with a nice dollop of sauce on

way better than any pretend pizza-o-pizza from icelandland

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

that's a hangover cure on a bun, right there

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

nom nom nom! indeed

and I shall be having this for breakfast

though not in a bun, as I have no buns going on right now.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

best breakfast ever

is from the just doors cafe near mine.

4 sausages
3 bacons
2 eggs
beans
mushrooms
tomatoes
ulster fry
black pudding
fried bread
toast
tea or coffee
all for £4.20

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

I rate sainsubury's frozen sweet chilli chicken pizzas, 2 for £3

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

yes, the £2 sainsburys ones are actually better than some of the ones that cost £4

occasionally sainsbury makes this mistake, in making cheep stuff actually nice.

they also have some basics branston style stuff that's really really nice :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

All hail sainsbury's!

Even if their stuff is slightly overpriced, at least I don't resent eating it afterwards. Unlike ASDA, ALDI, and often TESCO. Also, LIDL have stepped their game up and actually have some awesome products.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

LIDL fruit and veg is rather good

and stays fresh much longer than the stuff from other supermarkets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

man that track needs some 80's shouty rapping over the top

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)

oh crap!

I forgot the cowbell!

shouty and cowbell :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

PORN

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

JUST THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

yellow cubes do not go on pizzas :p

Only spicy meat circles and chilies!

(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

this pizza time travelled from the seventies, man

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

Chillies must go on everything!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

^this

with chillies on

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

haha

(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

Let's fighting love first.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

everybody's kung fu love pizza'ing!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

Oh yeah

It's Barry White's Pizza Parlour

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

it's the pizza you gotta love

oh..

yeah.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

WOAH.. HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

it's ok, the theif has a gun

so if that guy complains, he can shoot him!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

BUY SIX AND WE'LL GIVE YOU AIDS

45 Minutes Or Else : Pizza

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

with an offer like that, I'll buy twelvety!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

i am a pizza

haha terrifying music

(

Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

fear should you have, yes.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

UP WITH PIZZA !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

witchcraft!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

You can get that fucking fetta off that pizza

Right now!

(

Ratsta, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttaaaa!

*waggles fingers angrilly*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

it makes me wanna pizza

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

and rightly, it should.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

I pizzad already but i still have some energy left

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

you have pizza engerny

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)

I mades a train

this pixel malarky is mighty fun, if not a little straining on the eyes :)

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)

i likes your train

does it have a buffet car?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

only if you like coal

edit: could be that too I guess vv :P

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

eeeeewwww

i don't like coal, only pregnant nutters eat coal :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

It's carrying loads of chocolate mousse.

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

mousse is nasty

unless it's onken peach mousse

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

Ok, erm... chocolate... spread?

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

Actually, how about just chocolate?

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

nutella is ok, i guess

but lindt 90% chocolate would be better.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

nutella can FUCK off

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

This^

I've only had it in the alps where we get bread and nutella for breakfast

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

it's not so bad

if you're desperate for a choccy fix and that's all you've got, it'll do.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm ok with most kinds of mousse, except chocolate

The only chocolate flavoured thing I like is chocolate.

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

i just don't like the texture

it's like custard, which makes me go bleargh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

yes

or chocolate cake
or drinking chocolate
or chocolate ice cream
or
or
or

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

I get jokes.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

do you?

i get mail.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

I got your buffet car

The buns are bouncing all over the place though!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)

woo hoo!

if the buns are bouncing, the knickers are too big.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

and there's a moral we can all live by

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)

sloggis ftw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)

fucking hell

that's ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

CHOO CHOO!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

Brilliant!

I think the locomotive should be entered in the icon mini-challenge

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

it is

check the sig link

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

*whistles innocently*

clicky

and thanks :)

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

*votes*

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

*yays*

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

peco

z gauge?

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

I went to pecorama as a kid

Best crazy golf course ever.

(

mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

Nicely done!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)

Woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

Beer o'clock?

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

keep away from my clucking pint!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

hehehe

beer o'cock

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

I can't believe I didn't think of that line

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)

don't worry

i'm the one who's always got cock on the brain, but i didn't think of it, either

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

Evening

ya ~~big~~ not big anymore tart!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)

'ning pot!

i've just seen 2 rather tasty blokes in the bingo, the nicest one was talking to me for ages. oh yes, i would.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)

arf....love the gulping action:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)

how many of those can he eat?

ringmasters don't grow on trees, you know

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)

his favourite bits are the hats

tastes like liquorice:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

mmmmmm liquorice hats.......

are their whips made of liquorice?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

The gulping action

Woo!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

old speckled hen?

if only she knew it was made from hens :((

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

Arf

After a few sips I keep expecting a PARP

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

sure

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

NO!...

...damn it!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

I want one of those glasses!

(gtfomh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

yes

yes it is

(

elbow, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)

Down the hatch it !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

dude

I only just woke up

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)

Hello b3ta.

Story, for those who care

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

he should totally change his name to william scrabble

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)

Haha

Some people do read them then, glad I went to the effort of changing some text then. Yays!

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)

i'll read the back of a shampoo bottle

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)

methyl chloroisothiazolinone

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)

fuck

i typed that from memory and it's correct
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylchloroisothiazolinone

i am sad as fuck

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)

Lactobacillus casei shirota

will always be my favourite mystery ingredient.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

That's easy for you to say.

10 PRINT "Wash"
20 PRINT "Rinse"
30 GOTO 10

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)

25 get conditioner

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)

5 CS

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)

CLS surely?

/spectrum basic blog

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)

no idea

i used to have a dragon 32

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)

ZX spectrum FTRW

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

for the r.... win?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

retro

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)

aha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

my first introduction to computers

was playing punchy, disco dan and manic miner on my brother's speccy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)

35 POKE EY,E
37 PEEK TH,RO,UG,HF,IN,GE,RS,FO,RT,OW,EL

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)

fucking hell!!

that's the one ingredient that always sticks in my mind!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)

Will, I am hag, E.U.

hows that for a clever anagram?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)

Hahaha unexpected horse!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)

that's an interesting sig, missy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)

Creepy lyrics from a song that nobody seems to have guessed yet

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)

According to google it's

Iron Maiden's "Cross-Eyed Mary"

Never got into Iron Maiden. All the death metal album covers and whatnot put me off :)

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Ratsta, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

Hmmm.

Crazy Horses! Waaah! Waaa! ???

(Just a girl., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

Horses!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

HAHAHA

comin'in from all directions

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

haha

I miss the Bush Shoe Wagon

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

beautiful editing goin'on here

woo

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

HAHAHA

Top stuff!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)

haha excellent

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha

Footprint win.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

arf!

secret agent horse plays hide and seek

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)

You just never do know who's watching . . . do you ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

yes!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

"SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU......"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

masturbate?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

i don't even know what that word means

*whistles*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

Too much self-abuse has addled your brain boy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)

brainboy?

is that some new-fangled games console?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)

yes

it plugs directly into your cock, which is where the male brain is located.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

it means to have a good old tug on your man-sausage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)

as opposed to my lady-sausage?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

ladies don't have sausages

they have buns

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)

The ear-twitch makes it.

Have a click.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)

Aww...

I like it

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)

I was expecting that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

pfft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

honestly...

...me too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)

Parp!

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)

super

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)

Smegel? ;)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)

the stick will work if that fails

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

Click pic for bigger

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)

it's funny cos it's true!

love the cap and pipe

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)

Hahaha

have a click then, why not.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)

i love ALL squirrels...

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)

Reds are cutest

www.vimeo.com/1045076

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)

its

true, especially on a sunday.

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)

Living proof that it's in the putting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)

people might think this is an open invitation

top shop!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)

now i hate both kinds...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)

I like this

*likes this*

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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)

Oh Yes!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)

*likes*

but what about the black squirrels?

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)

Racist.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)

*photo shops picture of black squirrel in KFC*

*realizes this is not the 4chan tab*
*deletes*

(Peter_G, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)

Yay!

I like black squirrels

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)

They are my favourite...

farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2392095795_56c6daa2b2_o.jpg

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

But I didn't find out there are...

...white squirrels until quite recently.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

I just had to de-lurk to say this is fucking ace!

That is all.

*Re-lurks*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)

Oh you are a silly.

'Ning Archie.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)

hahaha

great :D

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

The red car and the blue car are in a race?! *clicks*

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'd simply like to add:

Hahahahahaaaa!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)

Fine stuff

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Tart Monkey, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)

Let the Wookie win... \o/

(Starg, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)

Poor Schumacher not being able to race :(

I was well excited :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)

Cobblers

Michael Cobblers to race

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boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)

AYRTON SENNA FOR PRESIDENT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)

arf..nice

pity he's not returning after all....was lookin'forward to seeing how he shaped up

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)

This^^^^

Would have been good to see how good Jenson and Lewis actually are.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)

mmm baby

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)

Gimme a razor and a bucket of lard :)

(Starg, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)

suddenly had a sultans of ping moment there

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha

Good grief

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)

R.I.P bit of Michael's neck

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)

nice jacket?...

...:/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)

needs more wookie cameltoe

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

I wish I could fly

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)

Beware

of the Orvile

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)

Poor Orville!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)

OMG...that hippo has lockjaw...

...somebody help him!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)

lol...c'mon Orville-if this fat thing can fly .....anything can

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)

DESTROY!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)

yay...hot shootin':D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)

Too BIG to fail . . . just right to flail !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)

falling in love again

I CAN'T HELP IT:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)

buuwwahhhharrr....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)

*TREASURES*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)

needed more......erm "reworking"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Yours would too if you hadf to go to bed with Anita Dobson every night ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)

fair to say

she'd get NOTHIN'...:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)

Look out . . . it might just be contagious !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)

that's more like it jimi........show that limpet how to play that thing

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)

you've gone soft Brian!...

...to his disMay.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)

this is what happens when you get your Viagra offa the internet:(

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)

It puts the ROCK in HARD !

. . . and visa versa . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)

needs magenta

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)

a loosely tuned trout will fix that!

Floppy Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)

Aaaah yes . . . the elusive rainbow bridge trout !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)

hahaha.....he could get a tuna out of anything

rip Hendrix

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)

o/o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)

all that time and they never realised...

looks so easy too!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahaha......beats campaigning:)))

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)

I hope nobody tells him that penguins can't fly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)

ALSO:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)

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zoldergoose, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)

awww...

...keep tryin' lil' fellah!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)

try harder little pinpin

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)

Still prefer the chocolate ones though.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)

Accordiguin to you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)

PENGUIN DOMINATION: COMMENCE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)

You can do it littl'un

cfb

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)

have a nice trip...

...see you in the fall.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)

Awwwwwwwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)

aw :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)

PESKY MUTANTS! BACK ON THE GROUND, YOU FREAK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)

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