hahaha wtfedit: help me. i'm stuck in a fucking room being made to watch a fucking jack black film with 2 blokes going "would" to every person who walks on screen, even the blokes....
i know there dim up north, but i didn't realise up't north start as near as london
(i know there dim up north, but i didn't realise up't north start as near as london
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:18,
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yes. i spend my life avoiding pubs full of oldmen, cricket on tv and jack black films.i have been subjected to all of these and more.
he's just not funny
(he's just not funny
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:29,
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at least nobody really thinks he's funnyIf only the same could be said of Russell Brand
(,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:33,
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well redsushi thinks he's fucking hillarioussadly.
it's this sort of filth that makes me become a comedy nazi snob.
(it's this sort of filth that makes me become a comedy nazi snob.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:34,
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This dance sensation will be sweeping the nation . . . DO THE SPLIT ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:29,
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I've been trying to do that dance move for ages but I cant' quite get itI think I managed to perfect the expresson though
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:34,
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like on that new advert about drugs, driving and eyes
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:44,
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Hahah how did I miss this on my way through the board?This is excellent.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:45,
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*you sir, are a nonsense*:D
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09,
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your world rocks!......*starts packing*...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:02,
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haha that cat has fucked up legs epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:05,
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i imagine it blasts around with its little legs going like pistons Shada,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:07,
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HahaI thought it was a CAT-AT at first glance.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:09,
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i remember this from yonder year... SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:47,
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HAHAHAH fuck.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:49,
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Thank
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:50,
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you, xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:51,
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sexy.
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:51,
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I hope you have a nice anniversary of joining a website day. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:52,
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WAY TO TRAVEL FORWARD IN TIME GRADUALLY OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR, DUDE Shada,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:01,
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OH SHIT YEAHI'm a time traveller. I travel through time at a rate of one second per second. FUCK YES BITCHIN'.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:03,
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"Why Yes, I am British, how did you know?"
This is going to be the author image on a new webcomic I'm working on.
I Love my Bowler Hat.
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:37,
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Bowler hat - checkTea - check
Good image - check
I like this :D
(Good image - check
I like this :D
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:38,
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Thanks :D
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:47,
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Thank you muchly :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:47,
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thanksyo xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:48,
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I also love my Bowler Hat!I got it for my birthday.
I've wanted one for a while.
Perhaps we should form an appreciation society.
I am currently wearing my bowler hat :)
(I've wanted one for a while.
Perhaps we should form an appreciation society.
I am currently wearing my bowler hat :)
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:42,
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Why of course we should(I'm also wearing mine, it's a new-ish one replacing my old one. This one is a rather nice Christy's of London one)
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:46,
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Ah the stereotype of blue jumpers Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:44,
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smashing tea what? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sausages!"){kind=small}
Put another one on the pan!
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:26,
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Thanks :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:33,
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Ta muchly ^.^ xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:33,
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Marvellous!Happy b3taday
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:28,
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Thankies :D
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:33,
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Happy candles petey I like this
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:28,
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Thank you :3
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:33,
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i wish my slug could dance like th... OMG DOG!woo(f)!
Happy b3taday! :D
(Happy b3taday! :D
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:30,
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LOLWTFWHERE'DDOGCOMEFROM!?Thanks :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:33,
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Thanks a lot :D
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:34,
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gratz mateyHappy candle day :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:37,
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Thanks you ^ _ ^
(
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:39,
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Thank you :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:39,
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say therehappy b3taday!
is the dog eating the sausage and shitting it out instantaneously?
(is the dog eating the sausage and shitting it out instantaneously?
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:44,
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Yes :DWell, shitting out shit anyways.
Thanks ^.^
(Thanks ^.^
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:46,
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the puppy has left a poo in the pan PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:15,
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YUMMEH! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:32,
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RacISt?I don't get it!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:24,
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Nothing to get, reallyI just decided her breasticle needed a face.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:01,
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He used to bullseye womp rats with his sausageyay!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:06,
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hey sweetie - I'm off the WoW now completely clean now no withdrawal symptoms:)hope you're well.
*re-glomps*
(*re-glomps*
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:19,
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hehehe, I did think that maybe WoW had lost its appeal for a while as you are back hereI am lost in Fallout 3 and GTA IV
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:25,
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It's not that I didn't enjoy the gameit's the stupid little kids who play it now, makes it a real pain.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:28,
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They are loosing there appeal at the moment Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:36,
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thankstook a ridiculous amount of time, mostly with frame timing and optimising.
(,
Mon 24 Aug 2009, 0:00,
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lol bad taste!:)
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:54,
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Fred West says "If you run out of bricks, blocks or slabs, use a body instead" Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:56,
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Hey Earl*glomps*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:59,
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Rose's neck looks like as if the hangman's noose didn't quite do the job.
What a nice patio they are standing on.Woo
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:59,
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:D..he got some mileage outta that there spade.....
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:47,
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EWCOMICS74 - Pocket
All wrappers are trash these days.
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:53,
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Quick post b4 I dunk me daughter in the bath :p
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:50,
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RPS...Pissheads that is...
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:15,
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So when do we get to see the menage a trois pics?
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:16,
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This is the only postable pic there was!!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:18,
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:( I want to see hot man on girl on man action
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:19,
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Ok, I recognise Kitty & Mstandot, rissing on the guy in the middle.Edit:- oops, sorry sushi.
(,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:21,
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He's the guy who you saw the arse of when you walked in on your mum last night. Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:22,
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He looks like a right cunt too epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:32,
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hahahajaunty angle on those glasses. you are such a rogue.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:22,
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nice shoppage therei would like to confirm that i have never met either of these men.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:29,
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Cheers,It was quite hard to make 'Sushi look tall!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:30,
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hahahahow many yellowpages did you use?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:32,
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EVERY TOWN AND CITY IN THE WORLD'S Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:34,
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B3tans getting drunk together....I'm sure you know all about that.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:32,
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Were you not drunk?Then it was a shit bash for you then.
;)
(;)
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:36,
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I got too drunkHe kept feeding me rum
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:36,
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Ha!When is there gonna be another northern bash, matey?
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:45,
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I dunno... if you organise another sheff one next year and give me floor/sofa, I'll come alone/will be in Brum blog
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:46,
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Brum's north by my reckoning.I'm crap at organising but I'll have a look at it
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:56,
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Get stan to do it thenAnd I can sneak into bar one and go to pop tarts and end in a mess again :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:59,
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Duh, BLDwe are the lemon
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:44,
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sexy trampoline party
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:32,
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damn sushiwith that gap you could eat an apple through a chain fence :D
( elbow,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:38,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:41,
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hahahaha. he hasn't seen this, i've hijacked his laptopmore of this sort of thing
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:42,
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Sushi Hijack:As I said at the time, this will be the last time you get a picture with my busted tooth in it. Being fixed next week :)
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:48,
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he says this, but if he keeps up his charm offensive i'm gonna smack him in the mouthhe's a right bitch
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:49,
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Damn right!I only came down to see you!
*smoosh*
(*smoosh*
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:52,
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yeah, sod sushi...he smells
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:54,
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What about your short little legs? Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:49,
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haahahahaha!he makes tom cruise look amazonian
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:50,
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i'm having to leave said roombloody poison dwarf.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:53,
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he's really that small then?Jahled said he was quite small
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:54,
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we have one...several in fact Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 18:57,
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How long ago did the guy on the left have the stroke? And furthermore was it either of the others that stroked it?Well? (struggling to use me psp to type this)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:04,
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what?!!...i just typed"threesome"into google porn and this came up....what a rip off!:D:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 19:26,
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you there, on the left. Didn't you used to be part of 'the Real Hustle' on BBC3 ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 20:37,
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The GREEN looks like a bit of a bastard.....Response to Bela Lugosi's Dad www.b3ta.com/board/9656006
(,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 17:59,
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HahahaAch men, you corn't get a good spin on thet, men.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 17:12,
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=Dmy sister's saffa boyfriend seems to pronounce it "siff iffrika"
crazy dutch bastards
(crazy dutch bastards
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 17:14,
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my grandmother's cousin thinks there are 'too many blacks in South Africa now' Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 17:16,
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Rapitinui isn't in that rabbit thread either. That's a sub-optimal rabbit thread.
It was still a good rabbit thread epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 17:07,
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Awwww :(You missed out on all the fun
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 17:07,
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My preferred candidate is Abdullah AbdullahSo good they Abdullahd him twice.
( zoldergoose,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 16:13,
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hehe, I bet he makes a right fuss about having to step up to the escalator.btw, I guess I'm slow, but I just noticed Jahled's pic on the fp is 430p wide and overlaps the edge of the thing. Never noticed that happen before. Must be quite an achievement :D
(,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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he isn't the popeso no.
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:46,
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i was really disappointed when i read this(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:47,
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that's where i live(Great disappointment)
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:54,
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did you die from living there
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 16:01,
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The bees attempt to get some revenge for the ill-considered Wicker Man remake...woo ;D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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I done a girldoodle.
And in other news, :D
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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Hahahahah Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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I only have 3 in each ear.Hahahah :]
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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Good luck finding a job, hippy epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:27,
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I really can't find a job. :[My summer work just ended (last paycheck on Friday), and I applied at two new places and got rejected by both. >.<
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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And you think more metal in your face will help? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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Wellit's not more. It's the only metal in my face.
I've been appliyng at places that don't really care about that, anyway. Like Target and Whole Foods. But they rejected me and didn't say why. Next it'll be Stop and Shop (there's a couple people there with metal in their faces XD), and Michael's I guess. :p
(I've been appliyng at places that don't really care about that, anyway. Like Target and Whole Foods. But they rejected me and didn't say why. Next it'll be Stop and Shop (there's a couple people there with metal in their faces XD), and Michael's I guess. :p
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:36,
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I don't know any of those placesWork at Waitrose or Woolworths
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:37,
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We don't have Witrose or Wooly's here.But isn't Woolworth's closed?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 15:40,
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mmm sausagecarrotcor, 220-4
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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The only way it could have been better was if the man who ran out Ponting was Gary Pratt. zoldergoose,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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hahathat really would have been something
Ponting's moan-o-meter would have gone off the scale
(Ponting's moan-o-meter would have gone off the scale
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:48,
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Monty Panesar to pick up man of the series, you reckon?45 minutes of batting brilliance.
( zoldergoose,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:48,
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tough snag....but she's not giving up anytime soon - Woo!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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She's got a bite like a bulldogand she loves a rubbery sausage.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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