Moorhen chicks are ugly litte thingsNowehre near as fluffy as goslings.
(
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:51,
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Goslings are all serious lookingI prefer ducklings - they're all smiley
Edit: FLUFF CONTROVERSY!
(Edit: FLUFF CONTROVERSY!
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:54,
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fluff on a stick(this is not an instruction)
Aren't they called dabchicks? MAYBE I WAS MISINFORMED.
(Aren't they called dabchicks? MAYBE I WAS MISINFORMED.
Bee Nice |-|,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:15,
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Yesbut moorhen chicks grow to be cute adult moorhens, whereas goslings grow to be obnoxious geese. I was shouted at by a goose once. Put me right off 'em.
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:19,
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Ha ha awwwwwww
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:53,
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FETCH THE PANCAKES!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:03,
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Fewer hens...
( AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:24,
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Someone had to say it.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Steampunk"){kind=small}
Amazon 1821
Bigger is almost readable
Off for another 3 years lurking now...
Tonsil is slowly atrophying,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:30,
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That is lovely
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:31,
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YOU!You confuzzed the hell out of me when I saw your new name on my friends list :)
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:57,
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Most good, MOST GOOD I SAY! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:50,
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that's because he's hot shit
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:23,
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psst!......(trash can to the left)!... :D
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:37,
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You didn't make that lego tie fighter, did you? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:57,
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No, rocko did/edit: here
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:00,
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credit where it's due though don't you think?..Rocko's doesn't FLYit's not in space either...lots of stuff on the board is from other sources i've noticed..fair do's if work has gone into it to make it into some form of originality....just an observation:)
(
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:16,
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Seconded... motion carried.I quite like the way Herman did this regardless of his sources.
(
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:02,
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That's some weird-shaped planetoids right there!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:58,
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IndeedI wonder if Victorian thugs/ruffians practised steaming like our modern day scoundrels?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:01,
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in space, no-one can hear your steam!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:48,
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hahahahahahahahha! Ace :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:50,
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...just about to run into the first ever imperial traffic policemannicely! *click*
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:51,
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But will there be a rider on horseback carrying a red flag preceding the speeder?Oh, and WOO!
*click*
(*click*
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:12,
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A bit late in the day herebut I really like this!
(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:47,
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a poor effort i confess.
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:35,
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I demur...that's rather splendid. The shoes of the future I tell you!
(
enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:37,
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loli just noticed there is double glazing and electricity in the background. Bad image source!!!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:39,
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nonsensethe wires are for the Rocket Propelled Carrier Capsules™
and the glazing is actually made of Shine-Thru Solid Mercury™
(and the glazing is actually made of Shine-Thru Solid Mercury™
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:46,
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I was halfway through adding satellite dishes to that pic when I realised I've got to scarper.Imagine therefore a well-executed pastiche of your image, and gape in awe at my cleverness.
Like the original pic, btw :)
Even 'nings, all
(Like the original pic, btw :)
Even 'nings, all
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:46,
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keep to the pavements though..cobbles are a bugger...:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:41,
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That's very futuristic for steampunk. barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:35,
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Ah... mystgood spot 'twas my main inspiration.
(
Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:32,
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:)I loved that game...good gentle, cerebral fun.
Would have been even better with zombies, though. ;)
(Would have been even better with zombies, though. ;)
enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:34,
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Purely 'cos I've been noodling around on his site for a spell this pm...(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:40,
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Hes' been around since the dawn of time...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:18,
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hahahhahaahh! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:17,
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oooh, awesome stuff! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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new one for the politics compo
which I suppose I've adapted from one of the first videos I created:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=29cB075cqks
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:53,
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haha - god bless Lady Bleeaarghs of Salford.nice work.
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:55,
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and a quick pearost of her going back to Salford
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:57,
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Awww, I like her...
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:02,
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Nicely.I can't stand her, but find her fascinating none the less.
Seems to be the moment to slip in a pea from t'weekend...
Click for bigger (218 kb)
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:07,
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Seems to be the moment to slip in a pea from t'weekend...
Click for bigger (218 kb)
arf! and one from when she resigned from the cabinet
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:11,
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In a good way?What flavour Pringles?
I hope they are Barbecue or Salt and Vinegar....
(I hope they are Barbecue or Salt and Vinegar....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:48,
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OM NOM NOMThe best flavour in my opinion.
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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Best flavour ever!Although, last time I had them they weren't as nice. I think they have changed the recipe....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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Really?The last tube I had tasted as good as ever.
Mind you I was roaringly drunk at the time :/
(Mind you I was roaringly drunk at the time :/
unsey a frizzy haired fruit since,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:02,
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The emperor is not as steamy as I amTop work!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:48,
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I am working on him as we speak ;)*Thank you!
*May contain lies
(*May contain lies
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:48,
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Ha!Best c3po helmet ever!
www.craphound.com/images/c3pounauth9.jpg
(www.craphound.com/images/c3pounauth9.jpg
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:51,
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what the hell????? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:04,
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It's wonderful isn't it :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:08,
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Ha.Should have put some burning coal behind the mouth grate thing he has :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:57,
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Meh,it's too small really.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:07,
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never mind that...it hasn't stopped you before!
/penis joke
(/penis joke
enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:07,
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Dave Prowse is in Clockwork Orange too I didn't know that. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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So he is!In fact, it's quite surprising how much stuff he has been in.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:01,
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he was the Green Cross Code Manapparently.
*remembers it well...*
(*remembers it well...*
enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:04,
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Yeah...he was so pissed off. And Ray's Cornish accent was shit.
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:06,
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I thought it was Bristol.Only 'cos my friend's Auntie went out with him. And they lived in Bristol. Maybe he was lying. OH MY FUCK MY BELIEFS ARE IN TATTERS.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:14,
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haha!It probablol was Bristow, come to think of it...Belief system and faith in humanity restored!
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:19,
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The forge is stronng with this one :-)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:07,
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That would get my seal of approvalIf I actually had one.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:35,
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Here, you can have this one I just made
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:00,
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\o/Happy approving seal is happy and approves!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:03,
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hahanice
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:38,
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hahahha! who doesn't like a good ol' scratch? :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:42,
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Sand fleas flee as some of it itches !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:11,
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:)the armpits...is where i gets shtuck!!!!:(
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:45,
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LolAlthough wearing a light when you are a stalking your prey would give you away...
Nice Try. You should do the "Gadd's Guide to childcare"
(Nice Try. You should do the "Gadd's Guide to childcare"
unsey a frizzy haired fruit since,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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Ha. Nicely done!Welcome!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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haha nice!pull up a kitten and steal a stool from a shop or something....
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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pffft"It's nice dad, but don't you think it's a bit cellary?"
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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hahajesus!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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hahah, oooh, you sod! *SPPPAAANNNGG!!!* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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BWAHAHAHA.............i must say he's got it looking nice and HOMELY Elvis impersonator,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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MarvellousHead torches are great.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:31,
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thanks for the offer, but I already got an IKEA Ræplämp
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:32,
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The Ræplämp isn't built to lastultimately, you'll wish you'd spent the extra in the first place
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:38,
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i thoughtthey discontinued those after a series of brutal sex attacks in the foodhall
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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And here's a bigger version of that Fantasy Kat pic :)
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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That's one hell of a cricket bat!EDIT: In before cenaris. Win!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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I'm not to bothered about the "in before" things anymoreHonest.
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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That's actually a very good fantasty version of KatMuch better than the Chrome Thong idea.
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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LIES!the chrome thong of justice is a wonderment to behold.
but it does take a lot of buffing.
(but it does take a lot of buffing.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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The buffing would be worth itOh yes. Buffing = sexeh teim.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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The buffing certainly would be I guessAnd in copious amounts I bet.
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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that sword is alive and evil! EVIL I TELL YA!
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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splendid worki think kat should pressure him more for the picture, of for him to draw some feline erotica for her.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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That is better than what was in his head, nice work!Now, how about a picture of Hillary being run over by a steamroller?
(
Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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hahahah! Now if it were Pip doing the drawing, I guess you'd have had to link the strip :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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haha...I love the chemistry between those two. Very impressive work.
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:07,
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I love those boots, also.As impressive as always - great work, JJ.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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:)Oh and come back thread deleting person. We was only funnin' ya.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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Does not look very "Shadow Assassin" to me...Great job anyway !
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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also, I'm pretty sure you don't need a sword but a flashlight to kill shadows
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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wow he shat out that picture in like half a second way to go art
Shada,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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so one 'draw' (official unit?) equals 0.25 seconds...good to know
( pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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I can do normal.......with effort......
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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hahaha - excellent! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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for some reason, I assume that it is a human cunt but a cat's arseholeis that correct?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:49,
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I assumed this question is directed at JJ, rather than me.I haven't spent a huge amount of time comparing human cunts and cat cunts.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:00,
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Hey, you're a drawing mercenary, right?If someone gave you money to draw a picture of yourself punching cenaris, would you do it? I mean, he's your biggest fan, but mercenaries always have a price for anything, right?
( Shada,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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You bastard!I've just spat tea all over my keyboard!
:D
(:D
LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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You fucking fuck*officelolsrighthererightnow*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:34,
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Hahahahahahahaha!I just squirted milk out my nose!
And I haven't drunk any milk today...
(And I haven't drunk any milk today...
Weetobix,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:18,
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"PERCHED" on a "PLINTH"oh yes.
it's loaded with THROBBING something
:)
(it's loaded with THROBBING something
:)
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:37,
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Yoda: "The way to do it, that is, yeeeees!"awesome :D
edit: I smell a thread deletion: jelly.b3ta.com/board/9663636
(edit: I smell a thread deletion: jelly.b3ta.com/board/9663636
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59,
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You be rightI smell it too...
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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hahahathey've got sticks up their bums.
Also, croppage, sir!
(Also, croppage, sir!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59,
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They sure do stick to it ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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It's OK . . . we've got a tap on her . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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hahaha...but why they want a tap on Amy is anyone's guess..:D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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You could drain her of all fluids quickly and safely Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:01,
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Nice slow drip . . . there's value in that stuff ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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Right . . . resale value has gone up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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She's smuggling something in her shoes . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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They never tire of her dance moves either !tap tap tippity tap . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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beautifully bonkers, as ever :)
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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The show must go on ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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dayshift repostok ive edited it instead of deleting it: bye bye image
happi tiem
updated version here:
img294.imageshack.us/img294/3859/steamsynth.jpg
(happi tiem
updated version here:
img294.imageshack.us/img294/3859/steamsynth.jpg
squid head,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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this is bad to do a repost ?
I am still getting to grips with the rules & etiquette of this place
(I am still getting to grips with the rules & etiquette of this place
squid head,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:30,
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repost in new thread = badoversized image = bad
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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P.S. Deleting a thread would also be bad in some people's eyes...*waits*
EDIT: Yes, that's quite bad too
(EDIT: Yes, that's quite bad too
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:32,
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I've been thinking about that.I mean, they've moved the burial date back again apparently.
Perhaps it's ok due to the proportion of his body that's plastic.
(Perhaps it's ok due to the proportion of his body that's plastic.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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My mrs says there is a video doing the rounds showing him walking out the ambulance, and she reckons the rumour is he's faked his own deathor some other shit like that
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38,
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Not being funny, but that guy leapt from the back of that van like a cat on heat Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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I've said it all along!He's escaped by canoe to Panama to evade the Taxman.
Now he's living with Hitler in Venezuela. It makes perfect sense.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CONSPIRACY PEOPLE!
(Now he's living with Hitler in Venezuela. It makes perfect sense.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CONSPIRACY PEOPLE!
unsey a frizzy haired fruit since,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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SHA'MON!You know it, you know it, you know it, you know, you know, you know
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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s'GENERALLY FROWNED UPON, AYE.And I am a caps lock spastic.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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I wasn't having a go, actually.Take it easy, chief.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:52,
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that was a generic reply not a specifically directed one, all chilled here captn.
( squid head,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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that's what the FAQ section is forjust watch the place a bit, you'll get used to its quirks
( pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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I imagine it's hard to squeeze in between the work as Electronic Music Producer and Record Label Owner
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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yeah been a member for over a year here, but ive only really paid attention to this place for a few weeks fully im afraid.
( squid head,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:36,
archived)
Maybe he lives on Venus? Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:41,
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but Venusian years are shorter than their days! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43,
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ah yes ok ive been a member for 9 months and 27 days, 4 minutes and 8 seconds, and i still have only paid attention to this place for a week or so.
( squid head,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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Fair enoughbut I have to say I'm more comfortable talking to people who take the board much too seriously, like myself.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:39,
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haha...you don't have to take this place far too seriously to post here, but it helps!
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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Scruffy, janitor.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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>you are in a server room. All the exits are blocked and there are a number of angry board members holding pitchforks and flaming torches. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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> GANDALF RESPONDS "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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*uses keyboard to hit monitor violently*Take that gandalf, you cunt
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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pulls cables from servers, inserts sausages into drives, reboots spam system, all is well you may leave now.
( squid head,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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> I do not understand "pulls" theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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> I do not understand " I do not understand "understand"" theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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I do not understandwhat you just said with another set of quotes around it.
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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>nothing happens. The board members advance. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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not until you fork out for all the downloadable content, & then wait for the upcoming patch.and then restart the game because your current saves are not compatible with the new patch
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43,
archived)
*shakes fist at Valve*I'm a STEAMpunk, geddit?
( pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59,
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rightand that was my response to this same post last night. subtle humor, you see ;)
( elbow,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38,
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yeah!and Delia Derbyshire. Queens of early electronica.
( enceladus,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45,
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All last nightI couldn't get one her songs out of my head; "Moogies Bloogies", with Antony Newley... weird song.
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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was there really any need to repost it?jeeze, is it tuesday?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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There's no need to be rude.Here's some practical help:
Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:
Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ (it's the official 'rules'). Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.
3. Please read people's replies to your posts, and join in the conversations: they help make B3ta a community.
New threads are precious:
4. Only start a new thread if you're posting a new image that's worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- Why? Because /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
- The rule seems to be: don't use a new thread if you didn't put a reasonable creative effort into making your image.
5. Don't start a new thread to re-post the same (or altered) image.
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
6. Don't start a new thread with an unmodified photo (unless of a thing you made).
7. Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board).
Images:
8. Only post stuff that you made.
9. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
10. Don't post NSFW.
11. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
12. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, post a small thumbnail with a link instead (using: <a href="blahENORMOUS.jpg"> <img src="blahThumb.jpg" /> </a>).
If you cock up:
13. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
14. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).
NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="nekkid.jpg">NSFW!</a>), warning people that it's a NSFW link.
This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it (gaz me).
Last edited 2009-04-07
(Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:
Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ (it's the official 'rules'). Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.
3. Please read people's replies to your posts, and join in the conversations: they help make B3ta a community.
New threads are precious:
4. Only start a new thread if you're posting a new image that's worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- Why? Because /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
- The rule seems to be: don't use a new thread if you didn't put a reasonable creative effort into making your image.
5. Don't start a new thread to re-post the same (or altered) image.
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
6. Don't start a new thread with an unmodified photo (unless of a thing you made).
7. Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board).
Images:
8. Only post stuff that you made.
9. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
10. Don't post NSFW.
11. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
12. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, post a small thumbnail with a link instead (using: <a href="blahENORMOUS.jpg"> <img src="blahThumb.jpg" /> </a>).
If you cock up:
13. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
14. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).
NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="nekkid.jpg">NSFW!</a>), warning people that it's a NSFW link.
This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it (gaz me).
Last edited 2009-04-07
Bee Nice |-|,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:47,
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I read all that and still forgot it.Plus, surely that person deserved to be sacked for surfing while at work? They should be fixing my stuff, renewing my insurance and administering my fries, not goofing off!
(,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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I like you.You are nice.
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:59,
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:-) Aww, cheers!Requires some teeth gritting sometimes *eyelid tics*, but I try. Usually worth it.
Re sig: sorry to hear that. (Not much I can offer except platitudes).
(Re sig: sorry to hear that. (Not much I can offer except platitudes).
Bee Nice |-|,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:03,
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me and your wife , got a thing going on.we both know that it's wrong, but it's much to strong to let it go.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:48,
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Every day is tuesday in the summer hols Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:39,
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squik bonk*waves fist angrilly*
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:48,
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*administers medication*Come along, Mr. Meats. We're just going into this little room here. You might feel a small pressure when we apply the electrodes, but everything will be perfectly fine.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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THOSE AREN'T ELECTRODES!WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS
I WANT TO SEE A MAD SCIENTIST WITH UV GOGGLES ON
I WANT HIM TO GO "HA HA HA HA HA" AS THE LIGHTNING CRASHES AROUND HIM IN SLOW MOTION AS HE MOVES HUGE LEVERS
(I WANT TO SEE A MAD SCIENTIST WITH UV GOGGLES ON
I WANT HIM TO GO "HA HA HA HA HA" AS THE LIGHTNING CRASHES AROUND HIM IN SLOW MOTION AS HE MOVES HUGE LEVERS
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39,
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Ooo bang and the image is gone... My flounce sense is tingling
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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