b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 37089 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Haha
Very nice, and subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Me RIS.
However, have a look at what I saw today:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Funny sort of cat.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# That's a cannibal cat there, that is.
Dressed in the skins of his victims!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# That's not a very nice story :C
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It's one of those where I haveto get you to identify with the villain.
So imagine that, um, wait, there's a hole in the story unless the victims are cats that look like birds.






Nevermind.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I saw a cat trying to get into a mouse skin the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Let he who has never tried to fuck a mouse cast the first stone.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)
# PLOTHOLES!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ttssattsr, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Yeah, so my cannibal cat story and District 9, pretty much the same.
As much as we geeks are all supposed to love District 9, which I more or less did, glad to have paid my $10... There was more than one pretty glaring plot hole there.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Lorikeets are quite awesome
Lori
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Well they are pointy
And they will anoint thee.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Have you seen the sulphur crested rainbow pelican yet?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I feed them by hand at my place
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Had one for dinner.
Bit gristly and they don't half scream when you put them in the oven. Bloody thing shat all up the over door, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ah you really have to steam them.
you should really only barbecue or bake gallahs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I love having a local spirit guide.
You don't get these sort of tips from Lonely Planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I know you've done something to the smoke
but I haven't figured out what exactly yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# well its been comped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Oh,
So now you're "Paul :P"

*I kid*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# or Paul_XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# You should get a cool sig
or something.









Or take off every ZIG!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# subtle and funny
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha
that took way too long
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Tonight's Question Time panel.

Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:01, archived)
# They will need a laugh track.
Or barf bags. Not sure which would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Bouncing-mad little shit-head!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:16, archived)
# What's that brown stuff squirting out of his head?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Used brain juice
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Goeiemorgen Flowerpot

you well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ignorant bollock-sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Who ever is on the panel he's going to get a good verbal kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Good morning b3ta
Have a self portrait

I don't think I have quite got the eyes crazy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:31, archived)
# is that your hand in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:49, archived)
# It is my hand...
but I am pleased to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Are you an evil scotsman?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQCgojiiq-Q

(language warning)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:51, archived)
# despite apperances I'm not actually Scottish
and I'm more harmlessly crazy than aggressive
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Try swirling for the eyes. It increased the accuracy of my portrait.

Raided topical source rather than nicely drawn like yours though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:00, archived)
# With eyes like that the cops must pull you over for drug driving all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:32, archived)
# No doubt they would. Only, I don't drive.
I walk or use public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:37, archived)
# In which case it is an advantage as you must always get a double seat on the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Not really that often. In this town (vancouver) I'm somewhat normal...
... in comparison to the C.H.U.D that we're famous for. Some even have moss on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Eeek
scary place to live
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Hello mad-eyes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Hello crazy inventor
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"U really really did it! You maniacs. You blew it up!"
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 6:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 6:20, archived)
# Oops, my bad.
It was the button. It glowed and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 6:23, archived)
# arf!
good one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:31, archived)
# well
played,
sir!
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I like Chinese Guy where he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:19, archived)
# :)
nice gone
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:32, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Wow!
Is that Busey on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Yep.
No idea why. For any of it. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:13, archived)
# FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:20, archived)
# good skills :)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:14, archived)
# hah, I wish, it's all just c&p and bluurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:15, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:22, archived)
# *glee*
Sorry, I just saw a beach and noticed the lack of chinese dude

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Ahahah
No need to apologize :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:28, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:29, archived)
# class
good skills :) :)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:38, archived)
# haha
I was thinking needs more Chinese guy and then it animated :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 7:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:56, archived)
# the running man
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:58, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazUZz3K6IY
no pain no gain
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:00, archived)
#
Ha ha ha What the fuuuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# haha the running man
no PAIN no GAIN
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I didn't recognize him with hair.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:26, archived)
# duh
what do you think i just watched yesterday three times?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:03, archived)
# That's gotta hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:04, archived)
# arnie fan before most of you was in nappies
pfft
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:07, archived)
# FUCKING MOOT
HAHAH
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:11, archived)
# teletubbies?
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:12, archived)
# AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:15, archived)
# good or bad?
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Grape.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:19, archived)
# hanging grapes?
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:22, archived)
# frog
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:24, archived)
# pfft
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:28, archived)
# THIS LEADS TO AIDS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:26, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Aargh!
It wants to eat my children!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Horrid.
And all too likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Aw, now that one's kinda cute.
I'd like to take it home and keep it in my bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Sinister grapes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Gov4tTB7M
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Oh boy! That's a blast from the past!
My first gig was SLF - Aberdeen, 19...er...98? Or 97. Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I saw James Brown.
That has to be the most incredible show I've ever seen. I got so fucking drunk I hurt myself. Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:20, archived)
# DIRTY RP but it's sloooooow
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:42, archived)
# haha
clock token at the back
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Shit, is he in the next 'X-men beginnings' film?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:47, archived)
# hahahhhah
ha ha ha
haaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)
# this isnt about you its about this asshole i know, named spencer
dont be offended
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:48, archived)
# lol! srsns!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:50, archived)
# what is srns????
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:51, archived)
# what is srns?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:51, archived)
# seriousness, duuuuuuuudes.
See also: Internets, business
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# did you burn your neck in paris?
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:49, archived)
# THEY LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:52, archived)
# he didnt though
he two weeks later he did the same fucking thing

im captain freedom motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:55, archived)
# OMG U pearosting TOAPing whore!!!!!!11
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# It's always good to know how to say when.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:57, archived)
# shhhhh
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Laptop touchpad doodletiem

Is there anyone even about right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I am
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# amd me, but i havnt got a picture to post :'(
+ im going now
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
#

But I don't have a touch pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:38, archived)
# you kind of look how I imagined you would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Pffft!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Purnell
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I never knew you were famous, wow!
So I guess you moved to Canada after your June resignation?

/blonde
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I heard a great joke on the radio yesterday
This woman named her Yucca plant after UKIP leader Nigel Farage, because it was standing against the speaker LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:57, archived)
# thats no fucking joke man!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
# BEARS
PISSIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)
# I like it there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# everybody's got it
so passé
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# this is an advert for my new restaurant
All In Decent Scran..........
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# bears do NOT know how to ride motorcycles backwards!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# give me some science to prove me wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# wait!
...still looking, bbl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:07, archived)
# my bear rides a bike backwards
COS I FUCKING TELL IT TOO
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:15, archived)
# also i had salt and pepper chicken
and my farts smell of it....
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:16, archived)
# i had an outdoor-grilled steak
everytime I fart, i make myself hungry again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:19, archived)
# i'm warming to the fart essence
I did overdo salt and pepper everything :)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:23, archived)
# you are Colonel Sanders
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# hahaha
the good colonel would be proud of the essence
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:27, archived)
# also
keep farting and open a burger stand :)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i am a walking/living/breathing burgerstand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:27, archived)
# call it
WOFT
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:21, archived)
# oh they tile!
you did the hard part...
*STEALS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:24, archived)
# alt
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
# legend
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# GJJP!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# wibbly woo
:)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Hahahaaa - fantastic expressions!
Wonderful stuff there Mofohohoahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# hahah
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# woah yes god jesus yes
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:13, archived)
# This needs to be magenta CDC'd so badly,
but it's bedtime and I have yet to wipe CS to reinstall 7, for those of you who live for excuses.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# cats are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# cats are miraculous

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# that is a miraculous cat anus, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# My eyes!
Why do you hate my eyes?!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# experiment:
give leukaemia eyebastard to orbs of the weak
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# please happen all day
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:22, archived)
# uhhh hot
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:13, archived)
# GGGEEGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# LARRY DAVID MAKES PUBES COOL
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:55, archived)
# YES *coughs"
hahaa
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry] not technically disney but....whatever
(Buntry Cuntkin, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# needth more lithp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# of course you realise i lacked the lispths
(Buntry Cuntkin, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# it still gave me a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# this involves daffy duck
and is therefore good.
fuck it, i'm going to bed. g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Why is Nick Fury wearing a Deadpool mask?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Because trout are freshwater fish, and have underwater weapons.
.
..
...
....
.....
pew pew pew pew
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# woo :)
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# GJJP
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:12, archived)
# stop talking to yourself the kids will think your crazy
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# wibble
(JoePesky, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# And remove those pencils from your nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# looks borderline terist this one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Using the power of gayshift


I smeared the sceneyscene
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# GJDM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# TYSM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# GJDm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# AICMFP
am i doin it rite?

i like what you did thur.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# isn't that cute
BUT IT'S WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
:((
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Are you having a 'crisis'*?
*as Jeremy Clarkson calls 'em... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I liked the one where the big grey one got his head stuck in a fence.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# i like the one
where they went to vegas.
that and the one where the big grey one fell in love with the hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I wish I could get it on DVD.
That, and Two Guys & A Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# i'm sure it's on youtube
i'm just rewatching dead set, i do love to see a zombie davina
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# look about two posts
|
V that way
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Work on your banter.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# For you, I do not understand the story
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# It's all getting very acronymious.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# for you, the war is over
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# War, words or acronyms in the morning I will not be difficult to fight with Earl
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# well, it's quite like this
Watoto wamekaa chini. Maua na bustani yote ilipendeza sana. Watu walinipeneza sana, na desturi zao pia.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I like that you've gotten straight to the point.
Excellent job.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# it's the only way in these turbulent times
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Would you RIS again?
y/n?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# > y
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# IANAIANA
I Am Not An Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# IANACDFACAI/B
edit: before I forget what I was thinking

I Am Not A California Department of Food and Agriculture County Agriculture Inspector / Biologist
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ...and I was hoping you were
:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:10, archived)
# sorry man
you'll have to bribe someone else about those hemp plants

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# "I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is weird puzzle shit."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# >Unlock door.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# GANDALF JUMPS OUT AND SURPRISES YOU
Gandalf is not wearing trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# >Punch Gay Gandalf.
Procede through door.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# GANDALF follows you.
GANDALF says "Oh yeah, big boy,hit me again."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# >Push Gay Gandalf back through door >Lock door >Swallow key >Procede.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# NURSE JONES calls for help and puts you in your nice white jacket with the really long sleeves.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# >Resist >Proclaim Self Napoleon >Invade France
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# DR MONIZ approaches you with an ice pick
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# >Throw ice away from ones self,
(Moofster, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# You have been lobotomized.
Restart Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Gandalf never wears trousers
he wears a dress
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# fuck gandalf!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# poor man!
his hand has been replaced by a miniature garden rake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# For one of those little zen sand gardens office pricks have on their desks?
I hate those.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# rig up some nice zen fireworks into the zen garden and hide them
then when office prick arrives

detonate the garden!

to the sound of ride of the valkyries
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# those zen gardens
are usually owned by the kind of pricks who use buzzwords
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# put key in eye to unlock eye
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Your vim is too low to wield FUCKING MASSIVE SHOTGUN
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there was never a key around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Never? Are you sure dude?
Keys get taken pretty much everywhere. It's hard to believe that there's NEVER been one around there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# It was probably stolen by a seagull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Fuck shit up, homes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# SEPULCHRITUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# >AGRESS
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# >SUMMON WEASEL KING
(I was very tempted to get a very small tattoo of the Weasel King somewhere on my person...)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You should have got him tattooed on either side of your penis, mirrored.
That way you could make the weasel king flip the shit out by just slapping it around a bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# use HANDFORK with ITCHY BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# hmmmm
perfect for tomorrow's casserole.

Bits of scrotum & teste inna mushroom sauce.

great idea
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# don't forget the rabies
everything tastes better with rabies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# how does rabies taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# fizzy
like a cross between lemony pus and sherbet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Like punk rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# use HANDFORK with BALL AND RABIES CASSEROLE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# HANDFORK INCOMPATIBLE WITH CASSEROLE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# the juice drips through,
leaving one with DUMPLINGS OF HYDROPHOBIA
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# use DUMPLINGS OF HYDROPHOBIA to stun grues
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# What the fuck is a GRUES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# more than one GRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# use KITTINZ with HUNGRY GRUE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# DEPLOY KITTIN DECOYS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Grues is domo-kun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# DELIVER ME FROM GRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# use DUMPLINGS OF HYDROPHOBIA with BREVILLE SANDWICH TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# attach PLUG OF INFINITE POWER to BREVILLE SANDWICH TOASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# go to the sin bin
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
#
punk rock
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# what is punk rock, doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# SPUNK COCK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# >OPEN DOOR WITH KEY
% There is a door south. A locksmith sleeps north.
>STAB LOCKSMITH
% Quest Achievement: You have killed 24,000! locksmiths.
% Reward: Map to next town with a locksmith that makes dungeon locks.
% There is a door south.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# use meat with old man
that doesnt seem to work.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# use SWORD OF OMENS with MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# MEAT slowly melts SWORD OF OMENS
all that remains is PEPPER GRINDER and CONFUSED GERBIL.
there is a brothel north.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# bored now. have a scenery thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# GJSM ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# my brain is frazzled
to such a degree that i've forgotten what that means!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Good Job Smash Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i haven't got a microwave
so i can't smash it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# It's usually aimed towards Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# so, i should smash him, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You can interpret it however you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i shall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# gism?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# mmmmmmm
tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Good Job Smash Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# ah, right
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Noooo noo noo no!
It's "Great Job".
Well, it was with Microwave anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I knew that.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# GJSM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# heheh
i know what it means this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# GIANT JISM
kinda acronym, not really though
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Mother!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# you appear to have melted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Aaargh Jesus it's horrible!
I mean, green daisies? What was she thinking???
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
# <superdave>Have a nice thing. :3

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# </superdave>
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Osborne?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KJiSqKkwOs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# thanks darling
you know i actually joined your forum :S
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yep :D
very nice forum it is too but i dont have much to add :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Just join in, it's a laugh :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
#


Click for bigger (217 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# very
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Brandreth!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I thought the one on the left was a boy heart
and the one on the right is a girl heart. Thus, hetero hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# they are obviously both boy hearts
as they have neither lipstick nor curly eyelashes.
therefore, gay hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Nah, the one on the right has no visible Y-chromosome,
therefore it must be a girl. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# he's hidden it
so that the gay heart police don't find out about their aortic bumming shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hur hur hur!
You said "aortic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Awwwh <3
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# 'pork sword'
...you're supposed to make some reference to your parts. the ladies love that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# True.
also, the louder you can fart, the more likely they are to shag you .
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# teh sexeh ones cannot resist my 'dutch oven' move
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It's kinda deformed...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)
# That's the point, silly!
It has come to my attention that some people have difficulty with making a heart with their hands.
Someone I know can only get that.
So I made that for them because I am nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it looks like body of a fat girl in a red bathing suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I can see it as if it were made by hands.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *scowls*
my bathing suit isn't red
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It's a'ight smashy.
I'm fat and I have a small cock. At least fat girls have big norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# yes we do
although i'm no longer a 50JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# *Faints*
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# i'm still a 40DD, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I make a damn good heart with my hands
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Okkies
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# My hand-heart looks like the derfomed one.
I feel all included and stuff.

Damit, /board has got far too nice. Someone post something 1kB over the limit so we can attack with pitchforks and flaming hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# haha
www.heart-watch-blog.com/images/blogs/11-2008/ChronicHeartFailure.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# THAT HEART IS DISEASED AND HORRID
IT'LL DIE SOON AND NOT DESERVING LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
that's so cute!
*sicks a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# NOT MEEN FINGS
TRUF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Cats are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# hahah
he likes the fatties
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# What was really going on...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ARF!
TROOF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Appalling!
*hires swarm of bees to desaccharinese me*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# haha!
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# chairman meow
or meow tse tung?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Baby mao is perplexed
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)
# baby mao
oh baby mao
i need you
oh i neeeed you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# but all you do is treat me baaad
break my heart and leave me saaad
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Ronery, I am so ronery...
I got nobody to call my own.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Chairman Mao!
He's our man!
If he can't shag it, no one can!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I am' an evil man
I look to the
relish upon my lips
ye fear to tread
and one a flapid dafodil
should kindly turn and said
oh woe be me wot saw your foot
and off the road to bed
but ney the week of balthazar
should tremble by his bed
if naer the fool with bean stalk
flax wont penny on his pound
then bear with woods will flap his wings
and dust will meet the ground
lampoon my sherrif and steal my crown
one day will be a week when you shall cross
yond big raveen and tis you that ye shall meet
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# arrr tis talk like a pirite
day commin along the way and *brandish cutlass* I' be allmost rdy'
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
#
so alone
edit : also love that post micto
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Haha
His name translated is Chairman Body Hair
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I can see radies pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# mao tse throng.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Flem on!
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# that candle used to freak me out....
i keep expecting it to start singing "j'aime t aime moi non plus".
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# he
jsut wanted to mount that clock and show him who was the boss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# they were so gay for each other.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# i heard he burns peoples knecks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# this took me way too long to notice the shoop
hahaha

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This is rapidly becoming a cult
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# bi-curiosity killed the cat!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# You are cordially invited to a threesome
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9679626
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahha ahwat?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft, here's the cult flag
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And here's an intermediate stage I quite liked
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I really wish I could be bothered to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Inject some caffeine into your groin.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I'd rather just sleep
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Not with that groin full of caffeine you won't...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Nice work comrade!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha
he's so gonna get burned
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# And my one from the early hours of this morning
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Would you like to suck my used tampon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# YES YES YES

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think these gave me the idea
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# aww. i'm honour now.
you're on the lit of people kittyvomit loves...the cat and the chinese dude together..fuck..better than sex.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Awesome
You're the second person to declare their love for me in this thread.
Threesome with Mu?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# ooo yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'll let him know
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Already depanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# phwoah!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# That's not the reaction I usually get.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# aww petal!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# do you happen to have an avatar sized(100x00 sort of thang) wader cat?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# When my computer died it took all my photoshop files with it
I'm still digging around on my various external drives to see if I have copies of them. If I find them I'll make you one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# bless you!
wader cat 4eva!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ah, would you be able to make one from this?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I love wadercat
he brightens up dark days

please give us sauce if you can

*wadercatlove*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# yeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 7:09, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds