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# 'ning ppl here's some contagious fad for you :)


Clicky for De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Blimey!
I'd probably consider suicide if I worked in a call centre
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Orange sucks
www.b3ta.com/questions/rippedoff/post72477
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ouch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You rang ?
It all makes sents now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Time for fluff I think...
Our new kitten - only got her last week is learning to climb!
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yay kittens are cool
until they become sulky adult cats and don't want to know you. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
# That is FLUFFY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Aww she's lovely
for now. Soon she will be evil.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ohhh adorable stripes!
How could anyone resist rumpling that fwuffy tumbly!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Awwww adorable stripes!
How could anyone resist rumpling that luvly fwuffy tumbly :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahah!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Still great! :D
I love the hopeful expression on their faces :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I don't see nothing wrong...with a little bump and grind...
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# :O...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:43, archived)
# :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:49, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# 'saves to special folder'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# haha
:DD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
# get your tits out for the lads
(JoePesky, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Oh no
cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hahahaha
WHATFUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Would that be a copy of The Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] O . O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)
# She has her special white gloves on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:19, archived)
# silk
for a smoother stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)
# They're special...
...because they're white.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:31, archived)
# She's a bad'un
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# She has her lucky white gloves on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I just saw another one in the compo...
..."public relations for dummies"... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:30, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:35, archived)
# HA HA HA...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# She has her special lucky cartoon gloves on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:39, archived)
# liz ard
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:37, archived)
# She's trying to lick her back side !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Lizard the 1st?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:41, archived)
# The Queen a Lizard?
David Icke was right after all - and everyone thought he was a nutter
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# New Improved Sun Newspapaer



click for story

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
# if Boris was leader of the Tories then I would vote for them
Imagine that twat at the G8 Summits etc. It would be fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I have to say
I like Boris, could do with a few more politicians like him
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Stupid, vapid
and self-important?

We've got plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ^
this.

Boris is sin.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Apparently he made a good accounting of himself in China at the olympics and was very statesmanlike.
He's very well respected over there now, oddly enough. I think he'd actually do alright.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I saw his mad rambling whiff whaff press conference
He got the olympic flag tangled up. He's a knob and it fills me with despair that London elected him because he might do something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ^ This
It's like every single other Londoner decided to be cool and ironic.

I'm surprised I didn't see a flood of skinny jeans and plastic sunglasses at the voting booth.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Must stop the master control program!


Hmm, this pea gives me an idea
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I might try and sell this to Alastair Campbell.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Pols and their candy...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# TJ: Anyone know what's happened to cr3ation's hosting?
All my pictures seem to have been deleted!

Eeeep!


Hat goes here
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Not Found
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Bigger tits?...
...i heard bigger tits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hello ghostie!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# ooooh
spooky hugs
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Happy ghost wants a hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)
# a friendly ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)
# what?
just because hes smiling dont mean hes friendly!

this is clearly a paedophile ghost and he is grooming you
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# cdc snack time
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Something something cheesy wotsit something something...
:D

Shame you didn't enter this in their recent flavour competition - I think it would have done very well....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I can imagine
that "Encrusted Semen" flavour was probably right up there as a submission entry.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# something something, comedy packet, something you couldn't make it up
something bobs cheesy tool box something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:31, archived)
# arf!
I bet that nearly made it to the shortlist of their new 'flavours'

are they still selling those?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I saw Builder's Breakfast (aka stale farts) in Waitrose today
they didn't have any other of the new "flavours".
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Why would I buy those?
I can make my own, all I need is a packet of ready salted crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *laughs anyway*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahah cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You don't get it, do you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Dog pawned !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
Original ;)
(raveninferno, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# yeah...
...cats are smart and don't stink at all... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...!!
*Made my day* *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
# love it, ha ha
(Turk flips Cleopancakes, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
silly pooch!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *giggles*
\o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Haha
That dog looks like he was fired from a cannon into a wall
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Oh dear
I don't think Biscuit gets it either...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Akshally I'm vere clever akshally
says Biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)
# He's lovely
Is he a lurcher? Edit: Profile says yar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)
# 1/2 lurcher 1/2 border collie by parentage
so yes, very much a lurcher.

That is, 'lurcher' from the old Romany for "Bring that back here you thieving git!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Not wrong!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lurcher

My aging doggie is half Greyhound, half Husky - she is named Guinness. Smart, used to be very fast.
She hates cameras, but I did manage to get this picture with her BFF Sammy - with some PS help...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)
# That's a nice puppy :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)
# he's beautiful
he is both the happiest and the cowardliest dog i have ever known.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I love lurchers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I wouldn't have any other kind
Have you seen this?

Edit: un-idiotified
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)
# 404 - File not found
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:31, archived)
# tigerdog.co.uk
Would love to have another, but not practical at moment...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# i cant see any of your pics
?


:(
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleh..
(raveninferno, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Opposing facial sources woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
Cheddar ? :)
(raveninferno, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# no she chedded herself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Everything from the neck up is kaputt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] He with the last sin curl the first stone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# That is the perfect sound effect !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Jesus, let someone else take a turn!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# He's a stoned hog !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Next thing you know . . . he'll be ironing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Gregg Wallace & Gromit

Edit: Inspired by Octo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Heh
Strangely, that grin looks entirely realistic on him.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# If you can't beat'm . . . beat'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# cooking up some clay food.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# haha
shopped pictures etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Silly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# omg
this is fucking ACE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# ...Damn bumpy roads!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oh noes! He's losing his lunchtime beer....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That's fire...
...from the hate brewing inside him.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)
# he needs to superglue a chin strap to his head :D
top stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# well...it was either that or this...............a new way to feed your baby...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Bump de bump de bump . . . back to the night club . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Too early...
...you crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Of course . . . I'm with you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Everyone must taste the cream of sum yung gai.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:21, archived)
# HOLEY MOLEY THAT'S NOT NICE
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
# But he looks awefully happy to give some
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
# COMYERNISM DAHNT GET TAFFER THAN THIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)
# He loves a good pud.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Not even China can censor the power of Goatse
And they have men who can stand still for six hours.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# chuffing hell
that's gaping
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Just the hands alone are nasty enough.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# i take you sarlacc
and raise you a sarlacc


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I needed a shit.
I'm not sure if I need it more or less after seeing this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Lolcats and old people...
I am trying something new...

edit: Images now in place...

lolcat:

old person:

Lol Cat:
Old Person:
(humming bird attack sgbiyhrq, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
B3ta - UR DOIN IT RONG
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Twit pics?
Close enough
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i did say trying...
(humming bird attack sgbiyhrq, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Just a bit of harmless fun..
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahah, I love the way thet are just milling about
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i imagine that is what we would do...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)
# best thing ever made
ever
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
LOLWHUT?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# rape tunnel?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# When it's like opening a window and fucking the night
it can hardly be classed as rape...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
this wins the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Like flinging a frankfurter into the Blackwall tunnel.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA....no
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
#
www.pown.it/109?r=3114450
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
# fuck me... I plugged my headphones in to hear that - even with my pc on lowest volume everyone could hear that...
I think I perforated my left eardrum....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
www.pown.it/429?r=3114450
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Don't Laugh by Josh Wink
Fuck did I hate that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i never did warm to them lolcats
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# (').(')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# FLAIL

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I'm sorry, it appears you are not yet popular enough to get away with TOAP.
Please work at unlocking your TOAP ACHIEVEMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# neva!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
# no way, no way...
muhnumanaa
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha
I NEED A POO

: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahhahaha! Could you please stand under this large net filled with frying pans whilst I pull this release cord?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# eww...horsebreath.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I just can't help it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] He knows kung fu.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Stop trying to heal my leprosy
AND HEAL ME!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# who? Pierce Brosnan disguised as the bassist out of the Bangles?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Was he black?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
Morris and his best friend Emeka have just finished a hectic game of squash and are showering in the club’s changing room. Morris looks over at Emeka and can’t help noticing how well endowed his friend is.
"Oy veh, Emekah," says Morris admiringly, "you lucky so and so! What a monster! That’s no shmekeleh you have there. Is it true that all black men are born that way?"
"No, you’re wrong there," replies Emeka, "in my case, I had to work hard at growing its size."
"What do you mean by that?" asks Morris.
"Well," replies Emeka, "when I was younger, my mother told me to tie a brick to the end my penis with a piece of string. She told me to walk around for 30mins each night to get the benefits of the pulling effect. I did this for 3 months and well, … you can now see the results."
Morris can’t wait to tell his wife. As soon as he gets back home, he shouts out "Sadie, I’ve decided to take one month off work. Please cancel all our forthcoming engagements. Cancel our bridge nights. I’ve decided to go get a bigger shmekeleh."
For the next month, Morris stays at home and walks around all day in his dressing gown. Under the dressing gown is a large brick tied to his shmekeleh with strong string. After a month of this, Sadie says to Morris, "OK, Morris, let’s see how it’s doing."
Morris undoes his dressing gown and they both look. After a few seconds, Morris says, "See, Sadie, what did I tell you? The plan is working. I’m halfway there – it’s already gone black."
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# at night, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# aw, I was expecting these
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_audio_workstation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Not Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahah!
I have to say, the new series of Shooting Stars is a bit "weak".

Angelos Epithemiou is brilliant, though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# It's good enough though.
Only they always forget IRAANUU and UVAAVVUU, so much so they didn't even bother mentioning it last time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# lesbians...lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Defo Bindun. (re-inspired by Mushroom)

is it me or does he now look like Clint Eastwood!! (wearing Lipstick!)
(JakeyD, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP
www.b3ta.com/talk/6465450

I've committed myself to a design job I can't do and need someone else to do it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# My sons love these things, but after buying them I took a closer look at the box!!
2 points really. Firstly, gorilla's don't have tails, so is that a snake in his ass and Secondly, what is he doing to that poor lion?
What do you need designing by the way?


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# it's a logo for a "Save The Gorillas' Tails" charity
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
They mis-typed 'SAFARI POOPS'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That Gorilla's collecting them!
Or is that a dildo in his right Hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That's a velociraptor, dumbass :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I thought it was a Lion Ass
Sweet tits
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Is that Roger Moore on the left?
Excellent work... it's disturbing how well Cameron's face fits that fucking body
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I do belive you are right!
More Moore than Eastwood anyhow!
(JakeyD, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# This?
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/12766/1254310686/IMGP0022.jpg
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# she would like too!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Cheek-spasm is no laughing matter. It currently affects 2% of the population, causing severe facial muscle cramps.
can you possible spare just £3 pounds a month to help these unfortunate victims?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# On the plus side, they give excellent head.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# cheekspasms are pretty hot when you put you'r joystick innit.?!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan
has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of £2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# best fundraising text evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# It could be the perfect thing to get third world out of debt: "3rd World Orphan Racing"
you could even have classes - Amputee Class, Malnourished Class etc...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
#
not to be confused with jawcraig
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# i'm just fetching my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# bellyman sez play!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# MARIO WANT PLAY 2!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *snorts*
hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You sexy thang!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahah! *charges orbital spanging lasers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *haz nowhere to hide!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahah!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Kitten Kong 2 - Attack of the Giant Catfish
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I believe the correct response is...
*spang*
:) Clickage anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)

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