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[challenge entry] Milk, not cream please
not cream please
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahah! that's brilliant!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# brilliant
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Heh heh

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Only Ringtons tea for me
But I second the motion all the same.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I would like to see this on billboards all over the country
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ^this
very much so
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Tea contains more caffeine than coffee
I probably read this somewhere!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Sort of.
It can contain more than instant stuff, but usually has less (down to around 20% of the amount in instant coffee). Percolated coffee is even stronger. Also, tea has other gubbins in it which helps counteract the effect of the caffeine.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You probably did, but it's probably wrong
wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_tea_have_more_caffeine_than_coffee


Tea leaves do contain more caffeine than coffee beans. However when brewed into a beverage a cup of coffee will generally have 3X the amount of caffeine than a same sized cup of tea. However caffeine values for both beverages vary widely depending on the type of beans/leaves used and the brewing method as well as the amount of beans/leaves used.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# So what you're saying is that if I chewed on a teabag
I'd get a bigger buzz than sipping some frothy coffee?

*why does that sound rude? ;) haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# It's the slurping noise....
 
 
 
Oh - I see what you mean (!)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That's a proper mermaid
Split tail fishy-fanny display mode. The current logo has been "cleaned up" a few times since the original.


It's based on this filth...




(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Snake! It's a Snake!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha
All asses t'Hospital?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
What color-matching algorithm are you using? :P
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Pink
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# It's working well
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ho ho!
Dundee is like that. One-way system designed to entrap the zombie locals.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahah! *clicky!*
bloody hell, I've *clicked* more today than I have done for the rest of the week
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yes!!!
Yes !! Yes !!! love it
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Nice one
Give the car a caravan and you'll have perfection!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# What this man says
Do it now!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
Caravan got stuck on that last hill
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *office lol*
That's a winner right there :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Compo it
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# oo yes
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# This should win!
Brilliant!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# lol
lol
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# magnificent!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# pfft..........can't beat a nice drive in the lake district
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Why is it ...
Hey!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Wut?
Did I steal your thunder? Pffft
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Silly Guff!
Pffts is not thunders!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Not so fast
It depends on the brand of curry methinks
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] although to be honeset, it isnt exactly an immigrants paradise to begin with...



on another note, we were burgled last night. thanks sheffield. tv knicked, car stolen, luckily had the mac in bed with me. cunnies.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
"Threads" had it right about Sheffield.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *shudders*
I remember watching that in School
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# It's all on google video
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# It's one of the most depressingly bleak films I've ever seen
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I live in Sheffield and it's gone down hill fast in the last decade or so
sorry to hear about the burglary :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
fwiw, i rather like the place. been here 8 months, and though getting burgled inst much fun, it's still got more going for it than chelmsford... :D

i dont like insurance excess, or doubtlessly struggling to get cover in the future though.. scummy little turds. who knocks a 5 year old nissan micra with a roof rack, AFC Wimbledon stickers and baby seats? twats, that who.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# They probably stole the car to use for carrying the telly and anything else they nicked
the car is probably burnt out on Shiregreen or Manor by now. Ours was found burnt out on Shiregreen.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# AFC Wimbledon stickers
might explain it.

Commiserations though.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# fuckers
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well get the obvious out of the way :-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Gorgeous
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Arf!
down with the Frenchies!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha that's nice!
Have this, it is shopped, but not worth it's own thread, etc...

Someone will probably tell me it's a real flag in a sec

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It's a real flag
* may not actually be a real flag.
** edit : might actually be a real flag, see below.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# nearly
it's similar to the British East India company flag
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Similar as in
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ah I didn't see the later one
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It's a bit like Hawaii's flag.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# So it is!
I never knew Hawaii had any British connection. You learn something new every day on b3ta...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# love it
and would have been worth own thread I say!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Even less so now I've learned it's actually a real flag... ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a flag too...
I'll stick this in here then

first compo entry go easy
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
Hahaha nice!
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Which bit have you shopped?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# SHUT UP
I put the Union Jack over the top of the stars. At the time of execution I was unaware of the British East India Company and their exactly similar motiff
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ...
Aw bless ;-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Re: which bit have you shopped?
To be fair, the East India Company flag has NINE stripes, whereas the US of A flag has THIRTEEN....

If you really want flag puzzleation, can you name the European country which hasan IDENTICAL flag with an African nation? (One of those crappy unimaginative three-stripes-of-different-colours jobs. How boring)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Glorious
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha
clicks
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# "Oh wait - second amendment - no pop shite on PWL"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# nice
i likee
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 6:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Somehow I doubt he'd be missed as much...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
top shop!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Burtons
Has anyone got any more lunch?

I've just eaten mine at my desk and I'm still hungry
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I'm sat in a cafe
whaddya want?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# can I have an Egg Custard please
or failing that - a slice of Cheesecake

Ta.

:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Can do a doughnut or a brownie?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I haven't started mine yet, but its commencement is imminent
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I've got some
Xtreme Exploding Cheese & Chilli Pringles which are neither Xtreme, Exploding or taste of cheese or chilli, wonder why they took the E off the front of Xtreme but left it on for Exploding?

Anyways you can have em
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# well, i've just eaten my yogurt, honey and granola pot... I have half a begium chocolate cornflake square left, and two apples.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Would you like a cream cracker?
I could courier one over.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yes please, that would be greart
Send it to me @ Leeds

Ta
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I'm at home
we've got vegetables, muesli and noodles

and some Jersey fudge
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# fudge
pffft
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# it's very nicely packed
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# get him in his good eye!
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Class
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
You're damn fooking right he wouldn't. And this time, both of the people in the front seat should shoot him, just to make sure.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
#
i wanted to see his face get shot
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ahhh that's better
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I'm beginning to wonder if this is just an obsure Mac/Safari refernence
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Firefox has a spellchecker too
Although I turned it off becase i can spel alrite fanks
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I like your second tab too ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# that was idea #1
but couldn't figure it out, so left it as a tab
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yes!
..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# thank you sir
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hhahahah
yay
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Reinforcing stereotypes is fun
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Haha
*Closes photoshop*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Arf!
Did Roger crashland at Rendlesham?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Great!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] "I don't BELIEEEEEVE it!!!"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ace!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# excellent!
hahahahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ha, nicely done
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# that's more like it
click
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Arf!
Is that a half Nelson?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *chortles... no
but its a bloody big one!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahahhaha! this compo is going from strength to strength! *click*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Superb!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# "Remove your odorous paws from my person, you damnable unwashed primate!"
Very nice!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Exquisite
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Goddam you all to hell...that's good.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Superb!
2 jokes in 1. Absolute ace!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Ohh say can you see!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# lousy
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# THIS
Hard, furiously, and not without a little malice.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# the seeeems
hohoho... ;P
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# compo it!
click edit etc, no need to delete and post again
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Going through some old b3ta stuff of mine yesterday and found this one which I'd completely forgotten about.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha, aceness Sir!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Gosh.
Did you do this all by yourself?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] die bard
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# gufffawwwww
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Fie on thee, M*therf*cker
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha. Related compo pea then
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# smugness ensues
haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] and proud!

Question: would he be a chav deity?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nicely!
United Kingdom of America? Personally I'd just have put UK.

Clicked anyway :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ta muchly
;)
Ahhh but what would we call the USA? it wouldnt be the UK would it hence the A ;) and double clickety taa muchly! ,)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# United Colonies?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# damn yes!
:(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Neh.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# chortle!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# That's attractive(!)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Anna hated Ballet,
the poor love.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# OMG titlips!
...or liptits
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A lovely film about the summer....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :)
 
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I read that as 'born in the julie'.
I was confused. In fact, I still am.
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Oh, they don't have a July 4th in the UK?
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# yes, but it's not called that
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Is this the Asian Grandmother version of
Born in July or Born in The Month of July
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I might actually watch this, much more fun than stinky, friend-killing motorbikes...

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Why did they make the seat so big...
then put that sticker on to say "Only for one rider??" Why why why!?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# American Choppers are not motorbikes
You can tell by the way real motorbikes can do things like accelerate, turn corners, and go over small bumps in the road without bottoming out.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# haha.....OCC-The early years
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I like that.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Easy rider
the bike not my sister.circa 1974

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Ha!
so ronery
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I say...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha marvellous!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# oh that took me FAR too long
*click*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# me too :o
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# nice garden-just don't get the Stanley Unwin reference
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# There's no Stanley Unwin reference, I'm afraid...
...that's just where it's hosted.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# aaaaah
thought he may have supplied some marvelous gobbledigook or sommat:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ah...
...all confuse-it and gobbledibold in the postlode. Deep folly.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# TOAP Alert ....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# As it is commonly known sound cannot travel in a vacuum
despite all the pzzapp laser sounds and roaring engines effects in StarWars, Alien etc. yet the Blessed does not just transmit sound on normal levels his voice penetrates the sub-atomic level vibrating the very foundations of the Universe - science!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# So why are vacuum cleaners so noisy?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I wish I knew - science has yet to crack this problem.
;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I'm starting to lose my faith in science.
Faith in science eh, isn't that an oxywotsit?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# they're pissed up on cheap Polish beer
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Absolutely Shameless...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *la la las The Waltons theme music*
I would marginally prefer to sit through an episode of The Waltons than sit through an Episode of Shameless
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ooh opinions!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Heh!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# seasons 3 and 4 dropped off a bit
but Shameless is still pretty entertaining
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# call me mr silly,
but what does this have to do with america?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# the Waltons
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# damn my brain isn't working today.
What was I thinking of...? Oh I know - the Archers.

I was trying to figure out what a quintissentially british radio soap opera had to do with the US.

*Goes for a lie down.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hi Mr Silly!
*waves*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hello!
*waves ineptly, slapping self in face repeatedly*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)

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