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# Yanks without the gun culture ..
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# WELL I LIKED IT
or, WILI, as I will say from now on
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "We were somewhere around Burnley, on the edge of Lancashire, when the drugs began to take hold"
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# We can't stop here. This is the Black Country.
Woo
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# No point telling him about the chavs.
Poor bastard will see them soon enough...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Very nicely, mister Duke
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Gonzo journalism, eh?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Obama's Nobel Citation
Just released from Stockholm, the certificate explains everything...

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I also made a picture on this theme and I encourage everyone to spazz back and find it.
It got several replies.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Good work
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Your command of Svenska is most impressive
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ooooof
bloody hell, that is hull worthy you nawty thing ;)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha
Although it wouldn't have made half as much mess, see here:
b3ta.com/board/9732843
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha.....that's it!.........perfect reception
oh.....it's gone again
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] definitely not worth own thread so will dump here
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell
*click*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Hahahaha! Guiltylols. :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# oh
the darkness ;)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
I posted this in the extreme sports compo:


As "extreme pole dancing". Whichever of us gets to hull first, puts the kettle on.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# haha!
STILL the best celebrity death more than 10 years later. Well done Rod.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Very good
Liked this one.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing significant happened on the ninth of november.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Nicely done.
p.s i really must sort my self loathing out.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Whut?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Arrrghhh I'm starting to freak out now!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hello Brain Surgeon :)
/as you were described by Eoin Colfer
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Haha, I didn't see that.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# there's a quote for your autobiography :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I have one b3ta friend. It's myself.
:(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# You're a liar, I'm your b3ta friend.
I don't know why though, you haven't paid me for months.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Technically you're fans.
:(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# You can be my........friend.....
*motions over shoulder towards rusty white tansit van with "Free Sweets" painted on the side parked in a layby.....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# :3
I friended you, buddy.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Nicely done.
p.s i really must sort my self loathing out.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# If you're not my friend back I'm going to unfriend you so hard.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Done, I feel so accepted :')
When do I move in? Are we eating out tonight?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I cannot afford to go out. I was going to suck the flavour out of playing cards. You can share if you want?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Playing cards are a bit pricey for me right now, bud. I was thinking more about going out and licking rocks.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I might eat a bit of moss.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hey man, he friended me too, what do you think about that huh
I'm movin' in.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I thought you were already here. If not then whose body is wrapped up in that old carpet in the corner?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Nana has a jaunty hat.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Going over to the POSH side of town? Oh wow, I'll wear my best poncho.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I can offer you M&S reduced to clear cream doughnuts and as many Japanese time ladies as you can handle.
Join the zelt side.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The Japanese time ladies are mine and you know it's true.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Have you made a top 10 yet
Toucan and I established the other day that there are, at least for some times, several different Japanese time lady pictures.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# 1. Aichi
2. Aichi
3. Aichi
4. Aichi
5. Aichi
6. Aichi
7. Aichi
8. Aichi
9. Mimi
10. Aichi
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# This one?
http://lh3.g...41_1344.jpg? She can't even draw threes.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Nope.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh. She's the first google image search result for aichi bijin tokei.
You should warn Aichi she's getting identity frauded.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# GERGERGERGER
She's not bad, bro.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# haruchin's got shit taste in clothes
but for what i've seen she's right up there

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?
are they not just uncoincidentals?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
#
www.bijint.com/en/

the best clock ever. beats the speaking clock if you fancy a quick one off the wrist -- and i don't say that lightly.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I've just enlightened myself (not like that, that was earlier)
but do they just 'pull' them off the street?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# fuck knows
they probably pretend they do but actually don't. like bang bus.

if i had an iphone i'd definitely buy the app for this one.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I found a way to get to any picture without changing your computer clock
www.bijint.com/encache/1111.html

Just change the end of the url.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# fucking aces
i'm an hour out from you lot so by the time you're talking about one of them it's way too late for me
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Where do you live, boris the spider?
Or is your clock just wrong?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Deutschland
We're preparing an invasion of the Sudentland as I speak.

I'm actually British but I'm along for the crack. And the craic.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
Edit: I totally meant 19:00, duhhh.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# So's 20:02
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# haha 19:08 looks like Frida
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha harsh
but fair
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# She's loaded.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# i don't even have myself
think yourself lucky!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Arrgghhh
www.b3ta.com/board/9734423

I had to unignore myself as I posted it twice.

idiot
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Because you ignore yourself you don't know you've posted this twice.
So now everyone will ignore you.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That will make b3ta a very peaceful place.
for me anyway
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# You'd still be able to see everyone else.
Just no one would see you. You would be a ghost, adrift and unable to interact with the world.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oooo!
That sounds interesting!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Try really hard to get everyone pissed off then.
No points for getting The Prodge to ignore you though.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# But that would be no good
It must be by my own hand.

Only I can commit ignoricide.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It worked first time, the idiot.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I know i was on ignore
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# This does not compute.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I realised that it had worked a microsecond after i posted it twice
so then i had to unignore myself in order to put it right. It's not working as a strategy for self loathing as I've realised i need to be able to see myself in order to loathe myself.

bah.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You've made a real hash of this.
I'd go as far as to suggest that you've ruined the Internet for everyone.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh god.
I never realised the internet was so fragile.

I have been a fool.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# If you type google into goole, you'll break the internet.
/itcrowd fanboy
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# goole near hull?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# the idiot, ignoring yourself prevents you ever having any conversations
I think this is a flawed plan.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# you sound as if you have tried this?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh hey wait I was born on the 9th of November you jerk.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I am going to get you for your birthday a slightly lesser version of the thing that you get me for my birthday.
Deal? Deal.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# You can't have been.
I was.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Maybe it was a different 9th of November?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Even if he was under 18, he'd still not really need one
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# But in the film he's 16
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# He's about to go to college
he would be 18, wouldn't he?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I thought they were younger. They all look younger.
But now that I think about it, they are in their final year so maybe they are all 18. Oh well.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# who's this?
I am all confused.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# oi graaaaandaaaad
you aint dan wiv the kids are ya?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I pride myself on the fact that I don't think I have been able to say who is number one in the UK charts for about 15 years...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# It's a still from the cinematic projection reel titled 'Superbad'.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, thank you
Do ladies still come round with choc-ices at half time in the film?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No, but they offer snuff for a very reasonable price.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# :D
Really intends to try snuff one day
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Me too.
Lets amble to the snuff emporium!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# ? and welcome...

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# .....0_0
...is that sheep winking at me?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ^_^ Clickies!
Ningleningle.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Be more positive.
Way better, bro. Kudos.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] If only...



However last week there were 150287 lucky winners.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ? ris ?
but I'd have a go at spending it.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I think that's about half the money there is in the whole world.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Not quite,
but it is approximately the UK government's annual budget.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I just read that interview by the guy writing the HHG book.
I don't care how he replied to the stupid questions, but whenever anyone asked him a proper question the reply was either "I did my best" or horridly patronising.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# the guy came over as a total cunt.
The best he could do was take the piss out of the spelling in the questions. Fuck him and his books.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# To be fair, most of the questions were cuntish too.
I just thought that when a proper one came along he would grasp the chance to try and explain the book.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Adams would have answered them much better I'm sure :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Nah he wouldn't, he's dead.
/stolen reply from somewhere else around b3ta.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# He answered my reply to mofaha's question
Bastard, that was for mofaha's eyes only.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Which one was that? The interview had no names, and cross referencing is too much trouble.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Something like "I don't know about you but I think the main objective when setting b3ta interview questions is to make the interviewee regret agreeing to do it"
To which he replied something about me overestimating myself.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# HE WAS VERY RUDE TO ME.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# He didn't answer all the questions did he?
So you won in the end.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# HT's sensible question about meddling with another author's characters was met with "Well, you've already made your mind up" or something.
I don't think he gained many booksales with that interview.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Neither do I,
but mainly for the reason he stated above.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Don't be naive, geisty, people will buy it just so they can complain about it in an informed manner.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# You could read it and dismiss it as a money-grabbing grave-pissing abomination
Or you could skip the reading part and save yourself a few quid.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# But then I wouldn't be able to complain about it in an informed manner.
And the hardcore fans of the Artehoweverit'sspelledmis Fowl books would be all stuck up.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# i wish i could torrent books for this reason
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I gather that there are some parts of the country where public libraries still exist.
Quaint, olde worlde parts of the country.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# this is so bindun
but i am LOVING the flames. keep up the good work
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# they probably won't implode....
and i bet even the clock will still work(British built)...none of yer cheap yankee rubbish
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pobama
Photobucket
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# God I hated those dead dead staring eyes....
oh and the fact he was shown on a Sunday evening just when the threat of School on a Monday morning was looming up again...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Nick Griffin?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'll just leave this here....


Should have been an Oscar...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :(
:(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ...
fuggin hell really? Is that the best you can come up with?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Er, and this is supposed to be funny because?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# the back ground is wrong





??!??
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# gas mark way too high
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh very good
*clicks*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# arf! :D
*clicky*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh yes indeed!
I like this lots
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# woo
sure ive seen this before though
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Looks higher-res this time.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Probably. But not from me.
I just made it prior to posting it. Check it... the ink is still wet.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Yes indeed
Here

But higher res this time and both nicely done.
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# wow
Someone said they had seen similar. I did not realise just HOW similar. Same source pics an' all. This was actually my second choice poster too. Spooky. p.s. I did Fellows and not Fellas... so a wee bit more British. :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha yes
fair enough. apologies for my rather wanky response below. the stark similarity had me smelling fish.

nice work.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# What am I?
A clown?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# this is fucking superb
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hmm
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Indeed
Too freaky like a siamese child with one cock and one fanny
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehehehe....
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# news update....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I don't think it was a crater in shadow at all......
in fact it was a big hole that goes right through the moon, and the two probes came out on the other side.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] We may as well give up on route 66
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Quick 'n' dirty - Hebe-man
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Makes Skeletor like more of a Nazi than usual
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun???
Photobucket
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# oh yes
fuckery uppery has been done many times here

edit: s'berrer
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Not fuckett uppett now
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# fixerered
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Brian Blessed has let himself go!
Boo to Dixie not being on the newsletter!!!

If you missed him

He's back now and amazingly he could only see his own feet.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Brilliant
Sumg Bastard at 19 minutes :)

Loses chair at 28 minutes :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Sounds like a really crap spitfire squadron leader command:)
Smug bastard at 19 minutes!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ...it is lacking content... :P
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# aamazing
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Did I miss the bandwagon?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# This is heartbreaking
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# sorry :(
but don't worry, clanger heaven is a nice place full of jelly and marshmallows
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# a bit....
still good though
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# aaaaw
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun shirley....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Yep
coupla times.

Not quite as orangey as that, tho'!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Fake tan
UK you see.....
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ahhhhh
ed: nice shirt though
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# he really ought to get some ointment for that haemorrhoid
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Twist and Shout !
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# From my trip to Valencia
I found a place called The Cat House, sadly no cats seemed to be living there so I've added one



Click for bigger (76 kb)

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# He seems angry

ALSO: I really like your kitty graffiti blog
ALSO ALSO: HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# He's Scottish
and he wants some booze

PS thanks, glad you like the blog!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
I'm turning into a fan boy here. Some of these are fantastic.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha i burst out laughing at the tuba kitten one
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't be bothered to look but guess it's been done a dozen times



*edit.. like at least a dozen times inlast hour!!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No, and that's ace!
Woo!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha nicely done
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)

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