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[challenge entry] Is someone expecting an AAIIRRMMAAIILL?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# AIRMAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah, skin tight annie is hot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Ahbed and Troy make me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# They are like best friends
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ah the english guy is on The Daily show! That's where I recognise him from!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah,
he's been on Have I got news for you and Mock the Week a couple of times too,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
# He's also part of the best comedy podcast I've come across
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/the_bugle/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I don't listen to podcasts really.
I'll give that a try. I find Andy Zaltzman quite funny, but get hideously annoyed when I see his big freak noggin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Ha - yeah, he certainly doesn't look normal.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh well, who wants to wait forever for a parcel?
DEEEEELIVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
i cocking love this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha
What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] She's been buying tat on Ebay again.....



(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Arf,
but sadly been done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Has it.....Ah never mind
And I thought I was being so original :-(
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# oh Hai new Meme
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You have made Formula One x10,000,000,000% more interesting
woo
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# They should have built a Lizard
tunnel at Yas Marina!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I think silverstone needs a lizard tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Bernie would HAVE to let them have it if they did!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# As the weather has shitted over in Sheffield


i think all bushbabies should be introduced into motorsport.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It looks like fun there,
but it doesn't end well when they wrap their fingers round the visor!

www.b3ta.com/board/9775278
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# stupid bush baby (i assume thats what it is)
maybe we should get some bush baby extreme sports going....
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!


I didn't mean to post this as a new thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# oh hai bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Brita is hot!
As is Annie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I think I prefer Annie
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# In the latest episode,
she wears a skin tight body suit.

Schwing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# im on ep 7 now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# what have you done, WiL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Poor Ned
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Suprise butt sex
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
#
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Edit: Phew
Sorted
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# What was wrong with it?
Seemed fine to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I suddenly got the feeling it was waaaaaaaaay
too big - Although after rescaling it's reverted back to the larger version
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Fair enough.
I HAVE JUST MADE ANOTHER PICTURE! I WILL WAIT A WHILE BEFORE POSTING IT AS I ONLY POSTED ONE HALF AN HOUR AGO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Cool
I've got another in the pipeline ........ Am I posting too much? Board ettiquette is anathema.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Meh.
It's sunday. People moan that it is too slow all the time anyway ;)

Apologies for posting my pic above. It was not intended to post. I accidentally pressed the wrong button when "flicking tabs".
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Good stuff
No worries - It was as funny as fuck.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hope he wore a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! HOLD ON TIIIIIIGHT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# awaits the senna "bring on the wall" post
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# If you insist....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# a B3ta classic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I think it is the only thing I have ever made that
has actually got me told off for bad taste :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Anybody that comes into b3ta with expections of good taste
is completely out of his/her gourd...the tastelessness here is epic. Which, I might add, is part of the appeal here :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I wasn't really told off.
It just made someone cry little girl tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# b3ta does have its standards
Even if they are a little low...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# this is bas taste
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Bas is French for low,
so I guess yeah, it is :D

Or should I say, Mais ouí ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# oi ninja!
or should i say bonj too bonj too sur le mare
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Arf!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'll have a BIRTHDAY CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Is it your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Oh, you don't even know quotes form telly shows you recommend
Bad Mikey, bad! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I can't be expected to remember every single line from every single show
I saw a while back.

Well, unless it's that hit show Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It's the guy who wants Jeff to sieze the day
He rips up the menu and asks for a birthday cake
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ah yes.
That was lolarious! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Not really sure where I was going with this it started as a landscape


Click for bigger (72 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Y'know
This puts me of a mind of the rave flyers from the early 90's ...... Good stuff.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# after the party last night that could explain it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
I fucking love this banister!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# watch out
for the newel post furry fella
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I've just learnt a new word
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# VERY late, I know, just woke up.


The Yourmumkin

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Your mum has orange skin, she self harms and she smells of rotten veg, I hear she still holds a candle for me....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ooh
Nicely done Sir
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# How very rude of me...
Very nicely done yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# and
congratulations on your 2000th post on main board, I suppose I am honoured or some bollocks.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Hahah!
Spamming my way into your Internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Yer maw!
This is some excellent work :)
Good job, that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
Also, Jenson Button totally just said FUCK on national TV! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Just 'cos...

De-Ris:- b3ta.com/links/I_fucking_LOVE_this
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Here, knock yourselves out:
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/i-fucking-love.gif
I'd upload the full PSD I've made but I'm not sure how...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# That's not all he loves...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# HAHAHA! Yoda's youth?
That was my second choice! ;
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# this stick I fucking LOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I fucking LOVE this logo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# it's a septic, right?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha....very civil
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Sorry.
There were much yuckier images in that particular image search, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# It's ok,your cat from last night makes up for it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I hope you're suitably ashamed of yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Yes Prequal.
*hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Being suitably ashamed of yourself is what b3ta is all about :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Silly cat
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# aw
reminds me of Issi Noho
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# This side up
Use no hooks
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Yay!
It's not just me!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Cats <3 boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Schrödinger's Fat Headed Cat?
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# silly box cat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *spang*
Ning Em!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hello fella
Did you have a good Hallow's eve?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Meh,
sat in and watched HIGNFY and The Thick of It, so yeah :D

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Went out and got a little bit wasted in Camden
currently lying in bed watching HIGNFY followed by The Thick Of It
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ha!
Absolutely loving the new series of The Thick of It so far! I fucking *heart* malcolm tucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Afternoon :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# o hai familiar spliff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i love this, forever
afternoonz all
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# looks tasty
mmmmmmmmm:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# looks tastier than skunk
skunk is the pits as far as I'm concerned....bring back old gold leb etc:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Yummy
and good honest squidgy black
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# :P
is that the girl from harry potter moovays?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Yes it is and she's legal now.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# legalise it!
Johnson's a CUNT.....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8336509.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Johnson's an absolute wanker
The drugs policy (as laid out in section 1 of the Misuse of Drugs act) should be informed by scientific opinion, not those of the dour Presbyterian PM. Nutt was just doing his job, and got sacked for going "off-message". It's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^this.
Anyone remember the research done at Strathclyde Uni that showed some people could use heroin and hold down jobs? Condemmed as "irresponsible" in favour of the "if you take drugs you will lose everything" message. Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hmmm, who should one listen to in the debate on drugs?
A professor of psychiatry and pharmacology?

Or a former postman?

I suppose I should point out that I am also a former postman
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *doesn't listen*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yes, lets not let evidence get in the way of a good moral panic
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yes legalise it!
:D
(herman:D, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ningles! Have a Hammyhead shark!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# awww
lovely cockeyed shark :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Exactly what I thought :D
Well, actually I thought "not long before someone shops those eyes into cocks"
Woo though, tis a lovely shurk.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# colon capital d.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Woooo HAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Go on, touch it!
I know you want to!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It's usually my day off on Sunday....but fuck it...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *points and shouts*
HAMTOUCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# There there...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Adblocked
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Why is there a floating cigar he's clapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I didn't know he used to work for Haringey council....
BAZINGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Yeah, bit late. Didn't get round to taking photos earlier.
Fluffkin!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Nice Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# nice
Cock it I can't be arsed to work out how to get it from twitpic to here. bit hungover...

I won a metre of jaffa cakes for mine :)

shame I'm allergic to chocolate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Nicely!
But I would like this pumpkin please! twitpic.com/l3p80
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I made pie from mine too.
But not with bacon - it was a sweet pie with cinnamon and almonds.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# sounds pretty damn good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# The leftover garlic bread bacon sandwich is one of my finest culinary master pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Oh is that what that is?
I thought they were like chapatti type things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# oh no, thats one slice of garlic bread, one slice of hot 'n spicy pizza, bacon and HP sauce.
I cried oil afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *looks again*
I am crying tears of joy.

*rolls out the related artery blackage inducing cuisine of the land where the haggis roam free*

Naan Kebab! Naan Kebab! Naan Kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# leave my granny out of this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# LOLS!
How do young Duncan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I've been stomping around liechhardt collecting alsorts of goodies that people have left in the street
I am also burnt to a crisp because I wore a tshirt and didn't wear sunblock?

and you mikey?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I woke up this morning feeling human
for the first time in a week. Fucking shitty illness :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# aw poor widdle redsushi :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It's fucking horrible.
I have been presenting flu like symptoms all week, despite having had my flu jab this year. Fucking shitty doctors :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# good lord, that looks like a party
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# As I have said before too,
that was a "regular". There was a large option :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# yeah my local kebabary does similar beasties
the regular tests even my prodigious appetite, christ knows what the large would do.

reminds me of when I was in Kentucky and ordered a coke, I got asked if I wanted the 32oz or the large

(Yes, that is a Bill Hicks joke, but it also actually happened to me)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Thankfully the place that came from is
a good few hundred miles away from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Two pounds of coke?
Who was running the place, Kerry Katona?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# the only things missing are some batter, and a deepfrier.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Now you're talking my language
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Deep fried marsbars are awesome, I have also deepfried turkish delights, and a turkey leg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Turkish delight intrigues me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# it went rather well actually (it was a firm, chocolate coated turkish delight)
done in the same way as the mars bars
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Have you sampled the unique delights of the deep fried curry pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# alas, i have not sampled the deepfried curry pizza
I am, however, incredibly tempted to try to make one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# What is it with this pumpkin shit?
Doesn't anybody make turnip lanterns any more, or have they all been sucked in to the all-American consumerisation of Halloween?

(nicely carved though)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Turnips aren't big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yes, they are, although it depends where you're from.
What are called turnips oop north are called swedes darn sarf and vice-versa.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *carves up Ulrika Jonsson*
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Collymore?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# The Irish started it.
They used to use turnips and swedes and shit until they went to America and discovered pumpkins and found they were so much easier to carve.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Fucking Manx and their Hop to fucking Naa!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# are you including christmas as well?...or is it just selective holidays
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You make turnip lanterns at Christmas?
No, I'm not selective. I think the yanks have turned Christmas into shite too.
The again, I'm an atheist, so I don't really care what they do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# an atheist moaning about halloween...yea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# and?
Religious twats moan about stuff that has nothing to do with religion all the time.
Does being an atheist mean I can't critise stuff that's religious (and anyway, I was criticising rampant consumerism/bastardisation)?

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# if there's no heaven or hell why does it bother you that halloween's been commercialised?
surely as an atheist it should mean nothing to you,
thus not affecting your beliefs or lack of them..it was just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ah
had a more considered think than "yawn" have we?

It bothers me that people are being exploited, regardless of whether or not it has religious connotations.
If people want to believe in the great sky fairy, that's fine by me, but if somebody is ripping them off financially (which is what I'm "moaning" about), that's not on.
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# the prices of pumpkins now-a-days are shocking
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Does anyone really celebrate Halloween as a religious holiday any more?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I think anybody of a 'pagan' religion, Wicca etc. celebrate All Hallow's Eve
as a kind of Winter's Festival. I knew a woman who described herself as a White Witch and I was invited along to one of their All Hallow's Party and they had cloaks, robes and knives and suddenly I knew how it felt to be that Policeman in The Wicker Man hehe. But they were all very nice and only used the knives to mark symbols in the earth in a ceremony in the back garden that I wasn't allowed attend as I wasn't a pagan - so I sat in the kitchen by myself, ate carrot cake and felt like a lemon :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Samhain
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Peterhain
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Also late..
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Nicely!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bob Todd whee, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# We named him Ralph..
But I think we missed a trick with Peter Parker Pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Masterful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Also late...
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# wif da angels 4 eva
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Poor Stephen GAYtely :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Their music was shite and I'm glad he's dead
There's now one less talentless "artist" on the planet, filling the world with blandness and mediocrity ..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# You may not like his music,
but that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to live surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Nobody "deserves" to live or die.
They just do one or the other.

But usually the other, eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Surely he deserved to live - tragic accident etc
He's now de-composing
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# good morning :D
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(herman:D, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha, he's actually flying around in circles :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# 'ning guvnor
nice birdie:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Technically speaking...........Scotty didn't cross the picket line.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I'll get the ensign postbag in red
I know it - my post will be killed in some inhuman way :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yup, security postbags ALWAYS cop it :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)

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