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[challenge entry] Bleedin' fousands of em!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ZooLoos?
Good god.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Good grief man :(

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# More water for the dancers, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# they're a tough crowd :)
woo to mungling :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# haha
"Look Geoffery - I'm having it large!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# "Can any of you have it large, too?"
Rave on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# A Bridgend Library classic this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha, ooof
i loved the film
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# this IS a pic - it's an ascii art drawing of an email newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue403/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# newsletter 404 better be a page not found error
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# It is :)
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue404/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ive never felt so upstaged
splendard
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# If it's newsletter Time, it must be beer o'clock
*checks clock*

Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Please read FAQ off to /links with you
;) haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# The linky to the interesting article on typography in Brussels is all broked :(
Unless it's meant to be a small pink gif thing...
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# this.
I demand satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's still all broked.
:( I need closure on this anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I could have done it better, but i just cant find the time
lionbunny2
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I'd still want one
They have such lovely ears :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hmm perhaps you need to see
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
footage of one in action
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# That's not a floppy-eared rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# its a space station
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# That's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Thanks
now i am away, to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# crazed Jennifer Anniston fan
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# wonder if they're signed up?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Now do www.fiendfinder.com
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# would, would, would, would, would, aaaaand would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:29, archived)
# SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :O!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Christ, it really is too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone's dirty secret gone a little too far


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(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Why did you delete this?
Or can I just see into the future now? Oh, please let it be that I can see 1 minute into the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Would 1 minute be long enough to place bets
or run away from a tidal wave and all the other things seeing into the future would be useful for?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# You'd never get caught wanking again
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Is a minute long enough to finish...
under such pressure? Or would you abort?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# you could answer people before they asked a question and really screw with their very minds! Mwahahahahah!
edit: what's happening with the empty newsletter?
edit2: ah, the new one is up :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# NEWSLETTER 404 NOT FOUND
LOL

edit: Oh, I just realised 404 is next week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I could make it look like I have ninja-like reflexes
And avoid people launching a full on attack of hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# he he
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this was more about faking reality
...but it did bugger history up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahah
I can imagine that this might have been a real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's EXCATLY how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Crachez le chien
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# IT'S A (cock)PUPPET!!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# It's Spit
I'd stand well clear if that went off

(shamed now as I bothered to find out what crachez meant)
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Kuato
looked a great deal better in his younger days.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Ah, tres bien, monsieur!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Barbie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(wbagis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# And that's the reason you're only allowed to back out lorries and vans once you reach a certain age.
I'm not there yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I passed my test before they changed the law
so I was let loose in a 7 1/2 tonner without any formal instruction. Fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# BOSH!
Also, why is he saying "Back a tit?" Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# well back tits may be possible, here is a foot tit
spluch.blogspot.com/2007/01/supernumerary-breast-tissue-on-foot.html

I would venture that an interesting scientific article is safe for work but exercise caution anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# gross!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# thank goodness U2 came and rebuilt it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I had a dream last night that Bono was dead and I found out from b3ta...
I may need to consider getting out more... and buying a sniper rifle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It must be something in the air...
The other night, I dreamt that I was trying to stop the Illuninati/Masonic types from taking over Lloyds bank, they had employed masonic-ninjas (with aprons) to try to steal the deeds to the bank, we had to stop them by running round the bank at night shouting verses from the bible at them... I swear it lasted about 7 hours, I woke up more tired than I went to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
at least you're now fully trained, should it happen in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# weird
I had a dream where I was Larry Mullen, and I kept thinking "I fucking hate being in U2. I have to put up with that gobshite Bono every fucking day. I wish he'd just fuck off."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
It could have been worse, you could have dreamed you were The Edge, complete with the belief that your shite tastes the chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ahh
opportunity missed, should have replaced the tranny for a u2 tour bus!
(wbagis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Haha, the irony!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# bosch?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Unlucky-in-love : 8-1 odds on
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Top Shop!! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahah that is really well done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Excellent!
So is the Booby heading for divorce or beheading?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# The going is always firm for beheading

/bows to the pixies sig btw
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sig added
after seeing the Debaser 20th anniversary show the other week.
It was fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yous very lucky
I saw em a few years back now at Brixton Academy - amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I never got to see 'em first time around
was chuffed to get tickets for one of these shows, was also at Brixton.

I'd still fuck Kim Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ^^^ THIS ^^^
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Are the Pixies still going, then?
"This monkey's gone to heaven, this monkey's gone to heaven"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# "Where is my Diet Coke!! Where is my Diet Coke!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
what a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! outstanding 'shops!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I really doubt this was shopped.
This is simply a photo from the races last week...

:P
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# would have thought they would offer 6-1?
but brilliance
(meetchlay eats iphones for breakfast, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] holocaust or dodgy plumbing?
*edit* Hitler could never hold a phone correctly FACT

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# careful, that's his standard routine, asking people to "pick up the soap"...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)
# pffft
but he actually meant something totally different ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hehehe :=)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahah comedy Hitlerphone
"You now haff ze following funf choices"
"Press Ein to invade Poland"
"Press Zwei to order a burger for Goering"
"Press Drei to pretend Stalingrad voss a great victory"
"Press Vier to do comedy jiggyjig dance at Berchtesgaden"
"Press Funf to make mit zer shoot-bang in zer bunker"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha
is that how hitler always held the phone?
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# They should have spotted he was a wrong'n when he called for a cab at Munich.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the real truth. It's a conspiracy that he died. He's really living an eternal song and dance routine in Chicago.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Well I like it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
I have seen this film more times than any other
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I hear.
It's Garry glitters favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I bloody well like this too.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# eeewww
unexpected bukkake
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] WWI The TRUE Story


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(theyellowknight, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha I'll even forgive TEH SANS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Sans
Sans for bubbles. Nothing else.
(theyellowknight, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# These aren't the hobbits you're looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Gandi-Wan?
Awesome btw
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# "Mordor - you'll never find a more wretched hive of orks and villany"
:D top'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Cheers sir!
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# aside from some *really* idiotic requests as work, most excellent, sir! How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Fine ta sir!
Send 'em to me, I'll Ninja their ass! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# woo : )
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Bendalf!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Obihave...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
Don't... you'll only George ideas to remake it

Also, does anyone else think that looks like Bill murray?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ning Joe! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
"There was nothing you could have done, Frodo, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the ring would now be in the hands of Sauron."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Cat likes fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# "For just 3 pounds a month, you can help unfortunate cats who have lost an ear due to firework-related incidents...."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ADRIAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# My poor moggies didn't know what to do with themselves last night
I'm so glad we decided not have fireworks at home
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Me neighbour's 9 cats apparently all went mental
and hopefully attacked her :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# aaaw, the poor fluffs
we had to pick up a trembling ball of fur from under the shoe cabinet last new year's eve :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# And who said gambling doesn't cause violence...?

(wbagis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Oh dear
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Nothing quite like an
iced pun in the morning!
(wbagis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *Facepalms*
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# *punches with fists of spanging pans*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Stakin's too good fer 'im!
Black-souled devil dog!

Brr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I always knew
sweep had no backbone!
(wbagis, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# only in thailand
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# oh for fuck fucking sake
what worse is i got it immediatly...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# testing the dragon flamer


nings to all
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I would like it more if he wasn't torching defenceless vegetation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# He's attacking feral chinchillas
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# it's an anti-triffid exercise,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# "This is Mr Nesbitt of Harlow New Town.
Mr Nesbitt, would you stand up please?"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
"In this picture we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# "...and Manchester and the West Midlands, Spain, China ..."
:'D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# haha
comment of the week
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Is that Darth Vader working as a fire starter?
Surely he could use the force?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# "Ok, which dickhead swapped my lightsaber for this joke one? Own up; don't make me go all force-choke on the whole team!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# if Vader were the bastard he claims to be, he'd smoke fat cuban cigars, lighting them with the force
bonus points for extra hard breathing

but no, he's a pussy really
"PADMEEEEEEEEEEEEE" *sobs*
...
...
...
*force-chokes everyone who saw that*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# It certainly reduced fuel costs


If you look really closely you can just about see the join...
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)

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