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# I...
um...

Yeah.



Click image for 345k of 1440x900 goodness. I actually have an obscenely oversized version showing remarkably few seams at something stupid like 3700x2450 or something like that. I decided that would be overkill to post onto the board. Instead I'll keep it in my... "private" collection.


Edit: Source, if anyone is interested. (Well, of her. The wings are what you get googling for "bat".) Edited so it's not the thumbnail anymore. I'm not doing very well tonight.


Edit edit: Here is a version with properly-lit wings. I really am not doing well today.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# How nice, who is she?
And why is a bat humping her upper vertebrae, making her bite her lip in surprise?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# a) Katie Melua
b) Because after all the time I spent cutting things out and overlaying a layer of noise and fixing everything up and cloning it so it didn't add odd patterns where I didn't want them, I... forgot to adjust the lighting on the wings. GGRRRRAAARGH FUCKNUGGETS.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# More-gothic-than-thou.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Damn straight
/ac
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# she's an igor?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Shegor?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Shergar?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Nutrientagar?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# That stuff smells foul.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# quite possibly
she might even have a shenis
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope it isn't too big, or crap, or pointless
Photobucket
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# she is both crap and pointless
but this pic suits her well
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# not that i'm saying your pic is crap and pointless
i'm simply saying she is a cunt.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# She's got two very good points
.... matron!!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# i could pay for some very good points
if i shagged as many people and sold the stories as she did
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# B3ta whip round for Smashy!
Pay-pal Donations for Smash are being accepted NOW!

Smashy in need
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# too fucking right!
spaniel's ears belong on spaniels!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# not yet
but they migrate to my armpits when i lie down :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I don't have paypal
but I could fax you some shekels if you like?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I could draw a picture of some crude boobs in Paint and post them on here if that'd help.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That's pretty much what b3ta was invented for
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Here's me thinking it was just cocks and kittens.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# The boob3ta (not to be confused with ryvita) board got hijacked
by the joint forces of the CDC and kitten fandoms.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# well
not really
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Was only trying to help :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# i know
i'm sick of buying ever smaller bras :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Here, saved you the effort
5K of booby goodness.

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# *nominates for Turner Prize*
*sings "Thanks for the mammaries"*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I'm sure to win
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I actually had one in reserve too.

It's Keira Knightley.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
is that a gargoyle poking out of her cooze?

i drew mine to your order.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Jackie Chan had a secret affair with Lord Lucan

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Apparently
I'm loosely related to Lord Lucan...... Makes you think.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Okay, here is my entry


I've gone for a classical look
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# strangely, my nipples are almost exactly that colour
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# We will transfer them you see
Nothing wrong with them so it would be a shame to waste them.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# true, true
keep as much of the original features as possible
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Pics or we don't believe you
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# one of these days
i might just ;)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Is one of those days today?
Also: HI :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hello :D
no, not today. although, i might have a little job for clansoul to do before my next milestone...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Haha, can't wait :P
I'm he's going to love working for you ;D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# i'm sure he shall
once i get him drunk ;)
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# 30606!
That's the magic number. You have to post nawty pics within the next 10 posts.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# nice try, grasshopper
but no boobies for you just yet
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hey, I don't make the rules
I just misinterpret them for my own purposes.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# that's funny
so do i
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Must be standing next to a Dulux colour chart
In B&Q
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# they threw me out last time i did that
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# This is a work of beauty
Or at least a tinge of subtlety with the brush strokes.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Don't look for meaning in the artwork
just embrace it!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I just broke my monitor :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# are you inviting people to embrace my boobs?
when i do that, they tend to run away
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Sure ting baybee... ya'll just need a good pimp daddy!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# They'd get lost in the machinery
Shekel and Hide, ya know.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Aaargh!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# just get some fillets.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# "Make your my mind up"?
Otherwise woo :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# gah!
looked at that at least 10 times without noticing that!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# pfff!
those fillets are crap, my sister had them
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Keep one handy in your wallet

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# stick him up your hit parade
number ones and number twos.

anyone want to guess what i have just done?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# you have smeared a shrew with baba ganoush
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# no, though it sounds like a adequate activity for an evening such as this
and i am a fan of all things brinjal
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# you have invented a method of watching television using the medium of osmosis
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# no, though i don't tend to find television particularly absorbing.
HA! SEE WHAT I DID THERE! HA!

:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# you have just googled baba ganoush and osmosis
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# i refute that.
i eat a lot of middle eastern food, and indeed have a table booked at one for my birthday on tuesday.

nd osmosis, i did go to school you know... :) and i make sausages, using non-osmotic skins. so i knows. (Blows raspberry)

i am not above a bit of googling though.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# OK I give up, what have you just done
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# taken my anti-biotics
though how you would have seen it is beyond me. have you got a camera in my house?

stop stalking me.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# You look great in the blue shirt
However the novelty polar ear paw slippers were a poor choice
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i know, ear slippers SOUND good!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I meant to type bear but I typed ear
and I salute the way you have created a terrible pun from my ineptitude
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Burnt down a cow.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# no, though a trip to milton keynes to incinerate their bovine sculptures would please me
being a womble.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# concrete
doesn't burn though

sadly :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# surely, it is only a matter of temperature....
everything burns in a supernova.

maybe dissolve them in acid?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# give them cancer
of the concrete variety?

apparently concrete can melt: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080212001028AAD4e5X

but it doesn't get that hot in Milton Keynes.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# it does if you take along some acetylene torches
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# run naked around a pretzel factory with an imaginary lion
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# no, though i do own two cats, they are not of such feline stature as to be considered lion-like
however, this makes me reminisce for the days when you could get white chocolate covered, but still salted, pretzels in bags in the sweetie shops.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ah, pretzel flips
the brown chocolate ones were best
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# had a massive shit
that made your ring bleed
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# no, that was me
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# goatsepoo
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# the perfect advert for dulcolax
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# oh don't
I had to listen to my mum going on about her fucking bowels on the phone yesterday.

again.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i had to listen to my mum
telling me how lovely and warm it was in spain yesterday, while i was sat here listening to howling winds and torrential rain.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# mums.
fucking slags.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha!
my parents have been married almost 40 years, they're still at it like rabbits, it's sickening
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# What's up Doc or more Jessica?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# definitely jessica
of all the women in the world, that cartoon vixen is the only one i'd ever consider turning rug muncher for
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# what, eating their own poo?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# um
no
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# no, though as a sufferer of quite obdurate haemorrhoids, it is by no means a bad guess.
makes cycling an S&M pleasure.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Conquered a small South American country using only a cardboard tube
and some Marmite.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# marmite should be used more to decide important political issues
no more left-wing right-wing bollocks.

just love-it hate-it.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# marmite conquers all
and coats it in a delicious beefy blanket
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# nononononononononononono!!!
marmite is not beef.

you're thinking of bovril.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# but it tastes beefy!
although bovril is also delicious
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# no, though as a professional structural packaging designer,
i would have confidence in my wood fibre based weaponry, yeast spread or no yeast spread. i would probably go for French Guiana.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# anywhere with french in the title is a viable target
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# They'd surrender within minutes
It's traditional.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# that's why their arrogance confuses me
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# having looked into it a bit more...
...french Guiana is still part of france - it uses the euro and everything! and though small compared to lots of other SA countries, it is still the size of portugal.

perhaps we should try an island, or an african country?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Isle of Wight
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Too many panthers
How about Rockall?
"Come to Rockall, we don't have panthers."
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i've always fancied a trip tot he isles of scilly.
somehow, that sounds right for a b3ta military junta...

the B3tan Scilly Republic.

i don't mind bringing the sandwiches, if someone can source the knives and guns,
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# french connection?
where do I sign up?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# under the white flag
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Posted your letter to Santa?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# no, though i plan to pen one for my daughter this weekend at some point...
what i did, was in fact, to pickle 18 eggs, in home made chilli pepper, all spice and black pepper vinegar.:)

the whole house stinks of boiling vinegar vapour now!

sorry for the build up!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# build up
of gas when you eat them?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# well, the record for eating boiled eggs is 60+ in about 5 minutes....
...i'd love to know what is possible with the pickled variety.

tried it with my home made scotch eggs once - felt pukey after only seven. :(

anyone want to put a wager on it? i think it could be woven into a sheffield B3ta meet.... :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# *trademarks, patents, offers to the adult tv channels*

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# arf
wrong pictures wrong :D:D:D woo

edit:

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Needs more rainbows.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Now this is amusing.
And just to clear it up - Umbongo chosen utterly at random. It has a funny name. That is all.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# it still upsets me...
i got down to the last 8 for the sheffield show that was filmed a couple of weeks ago. they came round my house with cameras, recorded an interview and everything.

i wasnt controversial enough. :(

my life will always be one of 'almosts' now.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)
# hahah fantastic!
Did you enjoy your hunt for teh source?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I was very careful
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hahhahaha

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Are the people hosting
also voting for themselves?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# they're should be more score cards carried around in day to day existence
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# [3][7]
.......\o/
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I very nearly gave women score cards one day, whilst enjoying a pint
on the waterfront. But then I considerd that it might be sexist and mean. Was I right to decide against it?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It's only sexist if you give them less than 9 out of 10.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# [6][9]
.......\o/
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Are calling me a 6.9? :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# That's what I thought.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# And the show set in the drug rehab clinic
Come Down With Me.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Cough.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# okay, now be a sport:
paint the fence and wax the car love.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Kung Fu King Hardcore !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# kung fucking hardcore.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Five times real fast !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I have that video somewhere
next to Squatting dragon, hidden fisting
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# no wait it's: Big trouble in Little vagina
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# no wait it's: Drunken Rapist
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Nope it must be: Way of the exploding jiss
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# no it's: Half a Load of Cum
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Spanging?
Is that an artform too?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *SPANGS*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# haha
WOO . gets a click from me :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# So, the vacuum cleaner, iron, mop etc
are examples of female marital aids?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# They're modern anniversary gifts
1st Iron
2nd Duster
3rd rolling pin
4th wisk
5th Hoover
6th Mop

7th divorce papers. (7 year itch and all that y'know?)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# 8...?
9 profit.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
profit Bankrupt
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 8... 9..?
Who the hell stays together for that length of time? I suppose you'd have to get a coffee maker or a hot latino gardener for those anniveraries.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Rolling Pin's just before Divorce
Don't you read Andy Capp?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Why do you say
'female'?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hah! nicely done
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 8:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)
# i hate manure.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Brown Gold, Friesian Tea
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# nothin like a little bubblin' crude.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# It sure burns fast !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# kind of like...oil.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Cheap n Quick
BecauseClarkson loves his caravans
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# He's holding his own . . .
next he'll be taking up pro stock car racing . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# My, isn't Sarah a lucky girl!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# RACIST
*ignores*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Can't hold his licker !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)
# LickyLickyLicky!
.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# IT's
PULSATING
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# smug overload......................
"LOADSASMUG"
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# HAhahahahahaha!
jelly-arms-a-go-go :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Just when you think that he had it all . . .
noooooooooooo . . . he's got more !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# smug AND flamboyant
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# nice moves
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# excellent
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
your far too good at this animation malarky
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# true that.
you smug cunt elvis.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# ARF
I would be if I had all that money......smug as f**k..:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Very nicely :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Fuck him
I've got his croissant and wine!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# LOLZZZ:DD
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Brilliant
:D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# This is a journey into smug
Loadsa smug.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:35, archived)
# the taste of success
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
It's Obama and a popular juice drink!

... Racist.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# He looks sexy there
Sexy and RACIST
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# he's a damn good looking, panda pop appreciating guy
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I defy anyone to dislike pandapops
To dislike them is like shitting in Mother Theresa's skull
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# In that case
I heartily dislike Panda Pops.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# "FRESH CLEAR CHINESE RIVERFLUID!"
:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# you racist CUNT
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# panda pop because pandas are black AND white?
equal opportunity racist ;)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
if pandas can't end racism, no one can,

except maybe penguins,

and maybe nuns
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# all of these are sometimes red all over
and newspapers :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# See also:
Zebra.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Heh.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Ooh it's my b3ta day tomorrow apparently.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# happy b3tadayeve
:)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Thanks!
Four whole years ... Gah.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Sales are up !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# but tights are down
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)
# RACIST!
*burns embassy for good measure*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# the long legged Mac Daddy also likes his red twists

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# OMG, it's the same tie
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# see also:
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# oh arf!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# oh my!
Haha!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*burns something by way of a protest
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK!

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I've got an ointment for that
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# if the ointment is 100% gin, I accept
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# There's an app for that.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Better out than in
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# that's what me grannie used to say
before she was committed

FOR MASS MURDER!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# In other words . . . ________ . . . there are no other words . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# maybe I just need a hug
or a gin
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Double up and catch up . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Well, that's alarming.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# oh my
this is my version of a kitten playing with a ball of string

it's far from alarming :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# is the penis controlling the robot penis
this is random and good
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# no the penis has inadvertantly been stood in during a prior occasion and has yet to be removed
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i'm sure if i understood what's happening i would agree.
one cannot be so certain.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# well, to put it in context
the triple breasted noseless person with the multisocket legs has stood into a penis and is now spectacularly throwing up including the throwing up of a large head with a pole through it which forms part of an avante garde large scale tent structure near the waterline and a clipper ship is gently sailing out to sea.

"fuck!" is the sentiment in this regard.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Get outta my way Ray!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Why has no one replied to this? This is great.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# It is indeed.
Superbly photographed :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ta...
...taking pics is the day job, so got a bit of an advantage there...
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Ooh, whaddya do?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# News, sport and PR mainly...
.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Jealous.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Don't be
Reality is nothing like you'd imagine.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# because MACs are shit
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Are they like Macs but LOUDER?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Oh okay.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# oh christ
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Feel the heat ____~__~____ !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Is he shitting on your mouse pad?
*smells finger*

ewwwww.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I like this.
Ray Mears is responsible for 73% of all computer fires. Fact.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# great picture :D
good music tent and all :D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ray mears taking a dump on a mac........
....my kind of bloke. i've got a different kind of shit on my machine.


Click for bigger (279 kb)

(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 2:12, archived)
# I love this
*click*
(, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Enjoying the under sea life . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Racist. That's clearly a cuban cigar.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Si SéNiOR !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Smoooooth smokin' . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I recognise that fish!
Photobucket

Yours has more class :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# They should get together . . .
glub . . . glub . . . Φ
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha
an A.. a C.. an E.......!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Life is good ______________________ *exhales* _________ . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] cheesy but hey

cut it out


edit:oh and grow up OCTO
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Why does he need to grow up? What's he done?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# scroll
down
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I saw the picture. Is it racist because of obama, or the um bongo, or the cow tongue? Because I don't see it.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# "they drink it in the congo"
........
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# So just because he happened to place Um Bongo in a picture of a black man that makes him racist?
It seems innocent enough to me.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I don't think they actually do
I think that was just a rhyming thing for the cartoon advert in this country
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# haha happy toast stop it
hence me putting it in speech marks to mean that it is a quote
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I think he just picked a popular juice drink rather than chosing it for any racist connotations.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# That seems unlikely
not that I'm interested in policing political correctness, but really I doubt that Um Bongo would have been just as easily substituted by Capri Sun.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# It depends on how cynical you are I guess.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It's people like you - people who always take political correctness too far -
who are the ones that take all the fun out of a good lynching.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# .
^ this
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I think I'm misunderstanding...
isn't being racist saying something like 'I don't like black people because they're black'? Or has it changed its meaning to incorporate shopping and animating pictures of people who aren't white?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Um Bongo was advertised as being drunk in the "Congo", which is in africa.
So voddy took the opinion that octo chose it because Obama is black, rather than it being a lovely juice drink.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Wow. Bit presumptuous.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# This is silly.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# ?
what's wrong with Octo's post?
Who doesn't love Um Bongo? I know I do

Or are you saying that Um Bongo is only drunk by people of specific skin tones?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# dont turn this round happytoast
he meant that
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# if he does mean to be racist, then he's not doing a very good job
if he is being racist then he can fuck right off
but to me it may as well have been a bottle of blue panda pop

p.s. I like the cut out racism image, very simple and visual, could be used for a proper campaign
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# they don't drink blue panda pop in the congo though
it's only in china, where they have rivers that are bright blue enough

:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# he was born in kenya anyway
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# enya enya
they listen to her in kenya
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# sail away sail away...... oh wait, thats how they took the slaves, whoops
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# which of the "more slaves on earth today than in the entirety of history"
would those be ?

fuck, I started out this evening depressed

:(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I thought that came from the lake in Iceland next to the power plant
You're thinking of Corona Limeade that is syphoned straight from the yellow river
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Panda Pops did/do the green cola didn't/don't they?
Aw man I want green cola.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
# probably still do
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# this is turning into /talk
if he doesnt mean to be racist , what does he mean...........
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I say ask him
until then just take it as an animation of no meaning
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# talk would probably just all agree to call him a n***er and be done with it lol.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# That Obama likes Um Bongo.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# teeheehee
negroes.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I don't see drink labels
some of my best friends are Odwala protien shakes
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i don't think octo was being malicious
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Maybe he meant
"Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in Chicago"?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# i tried something, it sort of worked


edit: source
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# You're right, it did
Nice one
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# sort of anyway
i rushed a lot of it though
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# nice
very sixties somehow.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# this is SEXY
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Looks like really well done fuzzy felt.
It's great. :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# like a nice carpet
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# it bloomin well did work
this is fantastic :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Shooom!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# i concur!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Ver'ver'nice Mic.
appreciating the work of late.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# cheers!
have you lost your vector stick?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# unfortunately i've been bouncing about lots lately and only have a webook to take with me, no vector powah sadly.
saw your red and blue lady t'other day........NICE
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Smoooooooooth going . . .
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I like that a lot.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# cheers
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# nice one
shades of Hopper....
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# denis or space?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# :)
Edward
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# VERY nice micto :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i like both pictures.
but yours is excellent.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Much prefer your pic
Nice.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Late to the party
but I like this a lot.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Obama bloody loves his Umbongo
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Oh you are in so much racist trouble.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I am utterly intolerant
of capri sun.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Those fucking juice drinks
coming over here, taking out jobs.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Quenching our thirst, satiating our children, the fuckers.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# SATIATING THE CHILDREN!?
LOCK THESE PEDFOILES UP AT ONCE!

11!!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# racist
*sarcasm*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# does 'umbongo' mean 'himself?'
if so, I'm on board with your header ;0
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Lucky Michelle!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
# light armour
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# cool, total winnage ellis!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Yay! Onwards to victory!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Bang
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# :)
able to leap tall bullets in a single bound
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahah
hahahahahahha
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Wartoise yay!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Look Out Ten Men Squared !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# stealth!
they won't know what hit 'em........after they've stopped laughin'
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
# one more for the road eh
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# It's a squirrel!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# arf :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# haha
a little drop shadow beneath that and it would look like his real mop
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Gone with the wind -------->
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha absolute hatstanding
:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# For those who prefer savoury soft drinks
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# *vomits into mouth*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# *Projectile vomits & hits wall ten feet away*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# This I would buy
but possibly not consume.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Mmmmmmn . . . slice me off a drink of that !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I'd buy it.
And I'd taste it...caerphillly.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

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