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O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)

I'll never go to sea in a lime again

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)

the mistake the owl and the pussycat made, was that their boat was pea green

and not nautically lime hued

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)

Foolish indeed.

as was taking

"Some honey, and plenty of money,
wrapped up in a five pound note."

As was singing: "Oh, lovely pussy,
Oh, pussy, my love,
What a beautiful pussy you are
You are
What a beautiful pussy you are."

Neither of these approaches have ever worked for me. And I'm ludicrously attractive.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)

oh, you need a more suave and sophisticated phrase

for example "You've got hair like the last woman I fucked"

alas, this did not work when said to me, and caused great consternation for the gentleman* who said it.

* the mong

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)

Wow.

I'd happily take advice from someone who's had it it off with a woman who's actually got hair.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)

beatiful long hair all the way down her back

sprouting palm tree like from her armpits

and none on her heavily tatooed head

which is nice

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)

If someone could recite that to me with a straight face

I would be theirs.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)

Imagine Verity Sharp off Radio 3 and The Culture Show reciting the entire thing.

*retires to a booth to consume vitamins or something*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)

I'm afraid I'm not of the lesbanim variety...

I know, right, a straight female on the internet, shocker!

Maybe... a Daniel Craig type voice would do.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)

No problem. Vezza's bent as fuck.

All she's gorra do is drop an octave.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)

DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)

I never will man

*stands in the pouring rain, staring out to sea, tears in his eyes, watching the ship sail into the distance*

FUCK, I MISSED ME BOAT! FUCK!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)

LIMES!

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)

haha limes! the funny fruit!

I hope one day we spend a whole week making lime images on b3ta

thought I guess something like that could never happen :(

EDIT: LIME LIME LIME!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)

I concur greatly

Viva El Lime!

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McBadger COW, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)

yes, quite, but let's not get all carried away with it

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)

LEIMS!

which would explain why he's always making that face.

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Rainman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 7:27, archived)

How odd

Take a long hard look at the motherfucking BOAT

(Cloudane, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)

this, I feel, is why port towns are so violent

BOATS MAKE MOTHERFUCKERS ANGRY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

it's a scientific medically proven fact, though untrue, but still a fact.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)

That's the exact same lime I used to make myself decent in the great limewagon...

*reminisces*

Hi board, also. It's been a long while.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)

hello face

yes, the power of lime can tip an image from something, to something with lime

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)

Yeah, like those hint of lime Doritos...

which really were just the same as before, but with lime.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)

I see what you did there...

and I like it, yes... yes I do...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

YESSSSSSSSSS

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

I have just had sainsburys own brand honey nut cornflakes, not even this can defeat me now!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)

They are indeed tasty treats

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

and, potentially nutritious!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)

Animated!?! Ok, here.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

I think

we have a new "Fear"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)

i think she's quite lovely

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)

GJM

*buys season tickets*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)

Dissonance!

$.
'Through'.

Uh?

Sod time.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

he's wearing colored armor

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Microwave, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)

My apologies, Microwave.

There I was thinking the word 'through' would go with the symbol '$'.

My bad.

I'm really bad at distinguishing armour colours.

*DUN A NINJA EDIT THERE, DIDJA SPOT IT?*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

Is he a Jedi Knight?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)

$10 robot

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

would it be cheaper to send the robot back in time, or to send the knight forward?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

ROBOT FIND KNIGHT?

ROBOT FIND KNIGHT!

GOOD NIGHT KNIGHT!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)

Brucey bonus

(peasman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

The Nightmare 24 days Before Christmas.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)

MORE of this sort of thing!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)

this, however, is able to defeat me, even after the consumption of sainsburys own brand honey nut cornflakes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

"Stop!"
Ray Mears' eyes darted up from a small pile of smouldering kindling.
"We must have fire!", screamed Ray, a bead of sweat trickling down his brow, fizzling on the embers below.
"But Ray, this is the International Space Station!"
The portly adventurer, confused, and as if for the first time, looked around at his cramped, plastic surroundings.
This WAS the International Space Station - and this was going to be his toughest survival challenge yet!

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tweaknik, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)

Hahahahhahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)

haha :D

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Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)

BURN! BURN IT ALL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)

Dude's like . . . all . . . s p a c e d . . . out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)

Heh!

"General Aldrin, descendent of the NASA tribe, told me about their ancient practice of 'Shutting the fuck up'.
"After a few friendly nudges, I got the hang of i-"

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haaaaaaahahahaa . . . you've been cut o-

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)

Just so long as we remember to show these people the appropriate respe-

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

Hal

OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave

Because you haven't had your Sainsbury's own brand Honey Nut Cornflakes...

UP WITH RANDOMINOSITY*!!!!

*May not be a word

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)

Now with real honey!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)

...

well what was it before???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)

I love this

but his pants creases look a litlle like they're belming...

HUZZA! I should learn to shut the fuck u-

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)

Hahaha, portly adventurer

The Kikuyu people don't like you, Ray Mears, they just don't.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)

Arf!

May I be pedantic and point out how hard it is to burn a fire like that in freefall (zero gravity)?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)

If there's a breeze then it'll burn ok

Otherwise it'll turn into a big blob of smoke and go out

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

Correct

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

Wow!

This really is Ray's toughest survival challenge yet!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)

I think he should show us where the massive Pie Plants grow

He must find them all the bloody time

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

Hahaha! this is madness! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

he'll probably poke a stick out of a window and collect plasma

and fry it in the juices of dead space weevils

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

excellent.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)

7 Shape ... Noel Fielding

7-Shape Vector Adam Ant (T-shirt, Poster, Greeting Card Etc.)

Nice Video for those that remember
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tans
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

As always, this is cool :D

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)

Huzzah!

Whatever happened to this sort of rock star? It's all lame now...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)

He had a bit of a breakdown

and it turns out ridicule IS something to be scared of thanks to a cowboy hat and a pub.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

O_o

ooooooooooooooooo

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

yes, he went *checks technical term* batfucking shit insane

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)

feck!

I think this is the best one I have seen yet

(JoePesky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)

You've cut his jib nicely !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)

This is superb

I really like this one.

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)

Girl with the pearl necklace

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FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

MAN MILK!!!

AHOY!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Needs an oriental touch...

..."NEXT!"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

Jizzface

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

haha

nice

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

I don't know why I love this so...

I would love to see some sort of Flash generator with this. I shall set to work on it.

You can find the originals here

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

i like these

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

HAHAHAGAGAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

this is very silly

and eye strain is telling me it's time to turn the computer off.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

Doesn't work for some...

but cool!

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tubaman, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

Oddly

That just makes her look like Prince Phil

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

they got a pretty good "double" of her for 2012

credits say "Elizabeth Richard" www.queenlookalike.com/

and if needed, she can play bagpipes. (don't think the real one can do that!)

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tubaman, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

you like to see the look of fear on their faces

as you approach them with a tub of wax, a buttered parsnip and an evil grin.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

ahh yes

legume terror on Spooner street.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

eeney, meeney, miney moe

i wonder where this veg will go?....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

moe, miney, meeney, eeny

first I think I'll cut off your weenie!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

HA!

i haven't got a weenie!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

it's all that rhymed :(

at least off the top of my head...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

you've got a weenie on top of your head?

i wouldn't advertise that fact if i were you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

why wouldn't I?

I've always got hair gel and I can please two women at once. The only displeasing thing is occasional bad odor.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

cheese hair is a problem

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

I am french

smelling bad is in my genetic makeup, but so is cologne.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

*moves post up here*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

God I laughed at this.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Good fun, thx!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

If anyone knows where I can see how to import

images dynamically onto a flash stage, I'll make this!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Brings back memories of stoppit and tidyup

I loved those cartoons :D

(waofy, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Another one, because it's fun.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)

This sums up something or other about stuff in general

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

poor Snoopy.

Click for bigger (40 kb)

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Hahah

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

Hahaha

I take it Schroeder's been affected by Lucy's diseases too. :)

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

lucy, you dog-humping whore!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Arf!

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Couldn't resist, sorry

Click for bigger (46 kb)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

What...

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

Hahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)

evening!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

i'm now thinking of KFC and coca cola

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

why?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

blame ellis

thanks to that bloody pizza pic, i've got food on the brain and the combination of red and white in your pic is reminding me of the advertising logos of both coke and KFC

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

aha

fair do's

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

fortunately, i now have coffee and homemade soup

so all is well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)

Oh much prettiness!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

evening!

that's a lovely offering, sir.

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

nice vector!

I am always in admiration.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)

Nicely, sir

*clicks hard*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

you plap

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

Coo, that's rather lovely :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

Shit Micto

that is awesome

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

yes it is

that's brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

Awesome!

Woo Micto

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

REGGAE\1

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

You've had her . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

this is fab as usual

i love the brush stroke style at the bottom, or is it something? either way this is woo . click

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FIEND, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

it's some custom brushes i found

cheers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Stunning!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

cheer up, love!

it might never happen...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)

I think it already did.....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

gaaah

bunny mind-piss :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

Great minds think alike.....

or fools seldom differ
:D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

By the look of her eyes

I suspect that it already did!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

ha ha!

twice!
edit: And I understand bithday congratchermelations are in order. Hope you had and are having a good one!

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

It's the hot look

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

but she wears it so well...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

needs more toe thumb

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

Some cheeky scamp has written on her shoulder blade

with a biro!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)

shopped images only, please

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

HOLY SHIT

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)

Yoinks!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)

tell me

you have the png files or summat. That could be ALOT of fun.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)

I can post the eyes and mouth as gifs if you want.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

IOhhh I want

I want!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)

It's two separate pictures.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

I shall use them

everywhere... :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

*runs and hides*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

apologies

I'm in a weird mood today :/

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

damn

i'm hungry now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)

great, now i want a pizza

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Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)

crust!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

ah--Jesus Crust--I see an image emerging :p

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

can I have some

itarlic bread with that?

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

one loafer or two?

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

if they're Gucci, and they've got tassles,

I'll take the pair!

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

That's a very bold request

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

I can only underline

its seriousness...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

Oh, god...

I don't think that chef washed his hands...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

more glaze on hands

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

COME AGHN, DOND BULLSHIT MEH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

why are mini-guns

called what they are? there's nothing mini about them. I don't get it...
And what's with airline food?

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)

tsk--mixed metamorphosis

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

each round they fire is actually an individual hand crafted replica of a 1965 Austin Mini

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)

fact man to the rescue

the 'mini' in the name is comparing them to guns of similar design but higher calibre that are used mounted to vehicles or buildings because of their weight and power.

(tool, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)

aahhaaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:50, archived)

Its not bullshit, however it just might be the shittiest pizza ever. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

that looks delicious

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

what?!?

it does, it looks delicious, and I have now eaten since my first comment, so I know it was not just some hunger-driven desperation

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

b3ta is no place for apologies

even if you do deserve some jailtime for that one...

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

I will fight extradition

tooth and nail

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

This is the world as it should be

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

mmuuunchchcchccc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

A nice slant on the idea

I want pizza!
(already had bacon and potato waffles tonight)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

WACCA WACCA WACCA WACCA WACCA

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

I had to eat

thanks to you :P

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

I expect mines hear in twelvety minutes or less !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)

is eleventy fourths and marmalade

alright by you?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)

THE LIES THE LIES THE BARBED PHALLUS THE HAUNTING SOUND OF THE PIPES

Click pic for bigger (200k)

Previously on A Peanuts Apocalypse:
www.b3ta.com/board/9798257
www.b3ta.com/board/9799929
www.b3ta.com/board/9803889

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

are you having a peanuts-based acid flashback?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

BEWARE THE APPROACH OF THE HORNED GOD

THE DARK IT RISES THE FLAMES THEY COME THE CLOUDS THE BIRDS THE BATS THE RATS THE COCKROACHES THEY CRAWL INTO YOUR EVERY ORIFICE AND THE LAUGHTER OF THE DAMNED AND THE PAIN AND THE LIES

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

I'm having this as my voicemail message

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

Hahaha

I sincerely hope you do.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

there's no cockroaches in MY orifices, mate!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

LIES

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

i'm fairly sure i would have noticed if there were

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

They drip anaesthetic

from their clacking, slurping fangs

You don't even feel them until, sated and bloated, they drop comatose from where they hung and you feel them slipping down your leg, or your cheek, or your lips or out of your eyes or in your hair and you brush and you brush and you scream and you choke on the cockroaches that cling to your tongue and stifle your cries and your breathing.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

i believe you have been reading Poe and smoking opium

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

I wish this were true

but I've lost my pipe so it's back to chewing for me.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)

carve a new pipe

out of the shin bone of a lemur

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

No lemurs here :(

It's OK with opium, but have you ever tried chewing crack?

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

yes

but not that kind

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

Well... I would say "He comes...."

But I think he might have done that already!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

Repeatedly

Apparently it burns.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

Bappy Hirfday Mr Chutney

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

ha ha

Cheers I have indeed have had a wonderful day! I am off to curl up with the new fortean times book of "odd stories" :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

Hope those odd stories don't give you nightmares!

But lots of inspirations for conspiracy theory image challenges insteads :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

Next time

try some of heysamgraham's. Less impurities, less bad dreams.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

But without the dreams

life is empty and without inspiration. Although there are fewer night-sweats and terrors, this is true.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

Charles Schutlz, even though deceased, is getting a case of morning wood over this

EDIT: actually, Peanuts was kind of like a religion to me when I was a kid, so I feel I may go to hell over enjoying this

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

I don't blame him

I was getting pretty excited when I made it.

Edit: Oh, me too, especially the earlier ones -- up to about 1966 or so, about the time Snoopy started flying. I enjoyed those ones but there was a certain charm in it when Snoopy was still a normal dog and Linus was but a baby. Have you seen the reissues of the Complete Peanuts? They're lovely books, beautifully done. Well worth it, actually.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

Yeah, I liked it up until woodstock. As an older person now, I can imagine that the bird was added to keep the brand fresh and hip.

I will check that out, thanks!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Peanuts-1950-1954-Box-Set/dp/1560976322/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259619755&sr=8-5

I'd have linked to the UK Amazon but the US one has more previews. They're actually very nice editions. Well recommended.

No Pan, flames, magenta cocks or apocalypse though :(

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

Not until you've scanned and photoshopped them, anyway ;)

anyway ;)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

Hmmm, now *that* would be an ambitious project

Photoshopping a mixture of Pan and Zalgo-inspired apocalypse onto every single Peanuts cartoon ever drawn...

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

Bet you never thought that would be your life's work

when you were speaking to the careers adviser at school ;)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)

Not at all

but if they'd told me that I'd have been a lot more enthusiastic about the whole thing.

"So, Mr Spider. In your career you might expect to be an accountant, or an actuary, or you might expect to photoshop every existing Peanuts comic into a grotesque apocalyptic sequence replete with bum-rape and Pan."

"Hot damn!"

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)

Heh heh

and who cares about the pay or pension scheme with a job like that.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Exactly!

The pay will look after itself. Or it will until Schultz's estate come after me -- but they'll have to find me first... :)

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

wow, that is fabulous

buy me that :D :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

I need to buy them for myself first

I keep buying them for my Mum as birthday and Christmas presents. Now I need to buy my own. Then I can move onto other people. :)

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)

Before 9am delivery, guaranteed

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

Good grief!

Roasted Peanuts...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

I can't tell if he's about to solve it

or if he's about to go on a massive killing spree, stabbing people in the hearts with scissors and then pissing over their corpses.

I go for the latter.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)

I am very much afraid you might be right.

*sigh*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

Hey

don't knock it till you've tried it

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)

It's the last bit I would find difficult.

I'm quite modest, you know.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)

Weeing over corpses is easy

It's posting it on YouTube and not being arrested that's the hard part.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

THE LIES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)

THE LIES

Is she about to wee on him while he's in his coma?

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Contemplating who gets the barbed phallus first?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

I'm always contemplating who gets the barbed phallus first

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

ngghhhmmpfff

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

to a ten-year-old, he's huge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

i love that film

so fucking much.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

me too :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

and to ronnie corbet

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

corbettlols

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

ahahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

THE BOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOX!

- no..NO..NO!
...nnyeah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

you are a strange person

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

HOOOOOOOOOOP..PAAAAAAAAAH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

If you wanna buy that vehicle

it is on Amazon
www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=tag_tdp_ptcn_edpp_url

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tubaman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)

bbbbbbbbbbb

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Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

flazm

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

I thought he always

insisted on control of his features, as he's such a big noise in Hollywood.

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

nose, dear, not noise.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

that too, obviously...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

He's trying to seduce me!!!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

I will not sleep tonight now

for fear of the Hoffman coming to eat my delicious soul...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

:) got some really bad crack happening there

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Oooooooooooh nose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

meanwhile in the superalbinosuperhybrid superisland

Steggy is thirsty

previous
previous

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

his camouflage skills are crap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

yes

but, luckily, no predators in sight

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

they're there

they're camouflaged

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

run Steggy run!

or use your natural weapons

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)

what are his natural weapons?

apart from the armoured plates on his back, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

the tail

with long spikes.
and of course his sense of humour.

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

yes

he can make predators laugh so much that they can't chase him! genius!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

superalbinos superpowers

^__^

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

you do realise

that if he runs into a t-rex with no sense of humour, he's fucked.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)

properly?

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

yeah. randy fuckers, those t-rexes

they wouldn't be if their arms were long enough for them to have a wank.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

before "Zee Germans" get there.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

aww,

Steggy is sad because some bastard stole his colours!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

i like these :D

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Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

Steggy, you are lovely

Don't drink the water though, it's full of Canadian piss.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

Yay! Dinisauruss!

I am loving the adventures of Steggy and his albino pals.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

one day

they will encounter each other!

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

I am very much looking forward

to that day *glees*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

aw...

he looks a bit forlorn...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

i like this:DD

(herman:D, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

aww

he looks sad :(

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

he is thinking about the canadian piss :)

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

That makes more sense :)

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

You can tell that it has really been there . . . the water level is down . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

"The Beatles Bird"

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

What HAVE you been taking?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

heh heh

...yoga?

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

he's going to start saying

'number nine' over and over again in a minute, isn't he? He must be stopped!

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

ha ha

ha!

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

Amazing!

Also, I played Beatles Rock Band for the first time this Holiday weekend. Very fun!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

Thanks!

Yeah! That game is awesome!

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

ha!

i don't understand this.

but i love it.

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swifteh You want cheese on that?, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

Ace

and HEEEUUUUGE :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

ahh

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Shada, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

this is disturbingly confusing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

ha ha

I guess that's good?

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

fantastic.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

*slinks behind spang shield*

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

I would spang you

But, I lent my spanging pan to another member and never got it back

*click*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

In case of emergencies....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

Thank you.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Thang-ang-ang-ank you too

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

You're welcome. One never knows when one might need a spare :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

I saw that episode

awesome :p

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LS18, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)

Hahaha

That's the kind of thing that should be illegal.

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boris the spider, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Ring around the collards !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

their success lay in the geometry of the vocals

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)

very woo

TJ did i just see a thread deletion occour?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

Ooof!

Very nice.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

you've really gone off on

a tangent with that one... :)

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

Square bidnets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

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..wil, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

Next time, use a hanky

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

burn it with magic

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

Hmmmm lunch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

Awwwww!

I love it! Can I take it home and love it and squeeze it and call it Clive?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Can I borrow him after you

We can pass him around like the school hamster

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

Ohhhh, ok then.

As long as you're going to give him love.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

Why do I never get offers like this?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

Cos you're not fluffy and boss-eyed like Clive is.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

*takes notes*

I'm moderately fluffy.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)

Hmmm....

Only moderately, eh?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

*shows moderately fluffy bits*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

*is suitably impressed*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

aw....

but careful, those things can give you a nasty rash...

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enceladus, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

Prickly little creature !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

I blame spicy foods

and a fifth of Gin. *ckicks*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

wt hell?

Is that thing coming out of ham??

(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

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