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# Probably beaten, but meh :-p
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(MrBeansHoliday, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Politilols.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:35, archived)
# He does have a PEACE prize to live up to y'know.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# haha
something of an irony, isn't it.. Although the Alfred Nobel invented dynamite anyway so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# It's very ironic
Barack Obama has started more wars than anyone else in history. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# God bless the United States of America!
lolzors
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Yeeaaaah Boi

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# time to go to work
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:32, archived)
# awww look at the cute little . erm
what it is teh fluffeh ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Works for b3ta sometimes
But usually wears a penguin mask for anonymity
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:40, archived)
# I think it's a baby penguin body with a racoon head.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Don't be daft.
Couldn't be.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# pengoon
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Another day, another bin to go through
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# FLUFFEH!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Happy day at work, fluffeh person.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Hee hee! Woo! Quick pea
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# it am difficult to take teh kittin pictures
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:22, archived)
# That's because you haven't set the white balance properly
true
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Take Samoa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# FLUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# more pricks than a hedgehog factory manned by junkies
(goldfish23, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:03, archived)
# <img src="http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6614/hedgehogfactoryfullofju.jpg">
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:04, archived)
#
thanks :P
(goldfish23, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:05, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:19, archived)
# doughnuts = pricks
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:42, archived)
# that blonde junkie with the holes in her arms was on the late late show over here, shes actually cleaned herself up well
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00095/rachael-keogh_95775t.jpg i gotta say fair play to any junkie that gets off that crap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:41, archived)
# pricks
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:56, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:34, archived)
# yes
YES
YES
YES

AWESOME-O ! FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:23, archived)
# aaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Nicely done!
Woo+click!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Oh my god!
That's probably the greatest thing I'm going to see all day! I'm going to shut my eyes so the rest of the day isn't a massive disappointment. (but not before giving a click and a wooyay!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# my day is best now
because of you and this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Greatness exists herein.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ha!
That's ace. I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# "Gasoline Eyes" by Sam Graham
see more at HeySamGraham

"Gasoline Eyes" webcomic by Sam Graham
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:43, archived)
# This is very nice and all
but i'd recommend saving as either .gif or .png

BECAUSE I'M LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Nice but very big
Resize it a bit, or tick the "force this" box when you upload it :)
Look forward to seeing more.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:00, archived)
# OOPS
ALRIGHT FELLAS. Sorry, I am new to B3ta.

Thanks,

sam
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:49, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# how
does time go backwards? is that what the gas eyes do?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha
I'm glad you noticed.
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hung up on body part puns tonite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# pffft.
anal.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:28, archived)
# another body part
I'll make the edit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
# kang of hil
(Hairy Midget, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Never seen him with a pipe.
I thought you were dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:29, archived)
# SMOKE PROPANE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:30, archived)
# THIS METHLAB AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
 
yo Midget
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# THE PIED PIPER SMOKES AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# :D
Here is a pretty cool Dale Gribble someone might use as a sauce pic

media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/398434/80590900.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
#
RUSTY SHACKLEFORD
(King of Beers living the dream, in his head, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# NOW LOUANNE, TAINT GON HELP WHEN YOU KEEP DOIN SHITS IN THE ICE CUBE TRAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Is that the kid from two and a half men?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:15, archived)
# don't think so
but I couldn't swear. Maybe just an unfortunate Bobby look-alike
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:16, archived)
# lordy
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:43, archived)
# 30,000

For the confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# It too me too long to figure out what the fuck was happening here.
Literally seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# What I don't quite understand
is the 30,000. I'd presume that makes this your 30,000th post, but looking at your stats, this isn't the case.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)
# hahaha... awesomeness right there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Well, that's my nightmares sorted.
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Mars wins again.
Could be shoring up to make a cleaner exit, but I somehow doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:32, archived)
# YO MAMA!
OBAMA GONNA GET OSAMA.

WERD
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:00, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 6:36, archived)
# beats bringing the pschopaths with ptsd back home
just send them somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Limes.


It would explain why he's always making that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:54, archived)
# LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEETTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
# LIMES
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
# LIIMEMMEMMESSS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
# WHERE HAVE ALL THE LIMES GONE Cr3 took down the limes bcuse people were saying 'oh look at that is hexachordals penis and oh my moohlalaa has photoshiped his penis onto hexachordlols body oh man iolololololololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:02, archived)
# ^ I'll have what he's coming down from
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I'm fine now.
I just react strangely to new threads that begin with limes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Hmmmm
I know what you kids are like with glue.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Kids stick to the pavement
whenever I sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:16, archived)
# That was Ian Huntley's excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Close to You
Variants on this are now playing in my head to the tune of the Carpenter's.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# That is a very true story. It is very true and very informative. Thank you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:03, archived)
# He didn't even see it with all that hair in his face
Fucking hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Hippies do grow them long eyebrows...
and they comb them down all grizzly-like. Goddamn hippies with their woven baskets and tarpaulins.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Hexycordial even combs over his armpit hair
To make it look like he's got pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I can't deny a word
you utter fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Innit
Fo shizzle.

See, I can get down and groove like I used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:22, archived)
# :D
AND anti-limes...he hasn't missed a trick:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Pucker up!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Some 'Tilt-Shifting' I did on San Francisco
(Taken on an iPhone, messed about in CS2)

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I like this :)
Reminds me of the beginning of beetlejuice . Good stuff :)
(JoePesky, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Haha
^ This, indeed.

*Edit* And nice cock, blurry as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# No shark. No helicopter.
Nice pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:11, archived)
# thats a lully pic
needs more ...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Hahaha
That's great - thanks
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# *doing nice thing to my brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:23, archived)
# What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Either the top of Golden Gate Bridge
or Coit Tower. My money's on the former, as the latter is not orange/red.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Good evening gentlemen.
I am currently listening to 30s dancehall music whilst imagining people getting shot and exploding in wars.

The two go together quite well, I think I will have to do a new youtube video.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# 'The first time ever I saw I saw your face' , by Roberta Flack
it's not a 30's song, but it would be nice twist
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# The first time I ever faced your saw
A song about the challenges of living with an evil genius/carpenter.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I normally watch porn
But whatever gets you off!
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Evening you.
Haven't seen you around in forever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Hello.
Same.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# badum-tish!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNN
woo :D these are fab
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# tee-hee, cheers mate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# glad you aren't my barber :)
edit: or cosmetic surgeon, for that matter ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# aye, i'd be a fookin disaster for sure
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Aaaa-yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# therefore, there will be chips
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# what au gratin thing to say!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# there will be dancing spuds
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# cor!
Check out the yams on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# :)
it takes almost no skill to use spuds like this. I used a pic of a ballet dancer as a template and overlaid the same potato, then reshaped with scaling and oriented the parts.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Sequel?
Good Bye Mr Chips?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# coming soon

or maybe not...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# always been better than the right one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# ah, fuck it, bed time
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# does someone have to work tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# no
coffee-related migraine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# take care then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Sos mate
I wandered off like a simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# no worries ;)
nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# night, mate
it feels like I'm tucking in an old friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# don't come in mom, I'm tucking in an old friend.
real old ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I can't wait for that bit of entertainment :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ear, have another bad pun
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I like, I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# isn't symmetry cool at times
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# yeah, but that's just plain nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# bite me
:P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# now THIS is all of teh sexeh


Click for bigger (198 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# ah, i had to click big to see that toes were involved
thought it might have been fallopian tubes or the like
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Yog Yog Yog Yog...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I wanted to make the point
that symmetry isn't always good, but these didn't turn out bad...




edit: there isn't a bit of shopping here aside from flipping the face.

Most people you do this to turn out to be munters. That's actually science at work for you here. The more symmetrical your face, the more attractive you are. That's Miss Lohan, for those who may not know...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# agree on symmetry and attractiveness
altho I'm sure it wouldn't help some people one iota

edit: I've experimented with flipping faces. Since most people have some assymmetry, you can produce two different facial personalities from the same image. To do it justice tho, the head shot needs to be perfectly straight at the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# well if you're symmetrically filled
with pimples and manky teeth, then no...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# well, I'm only speculating but
try it with anyone who is decidedly 'ugly'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# the IDEA is
that "pretty" people aren't so pretty when you do this to them. I was taken back by the fact that Miss Lohan, is still decidely doable...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# K i gotta scoot.
I'll type at you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# later
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# you may be right about that, attractiveness is always relative
This model normally looks very good to me. When splitting the halves, and pairing them, the matched halves look even better. Then the original pic looks like she's had a stroke or something
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# It's not always easy to find head shots perfectly straight facing the camera
the slightest deviation can impart bad results in flipping halves
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# interesting
I thought the bottom one still looked almost exactly like her, whereas the top didn't at all. Maybe I have a thing for 1 side of her face :-/
(chrisbtoo realises why he didn't need an account for 8 years, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Ace
I like it - click
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# As much a 'phttt-er' as I have ever done
but relax--it's only for the brain dead ;p

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# oof!
is she part ferengi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# these days, it's anybody's guess
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# haha, these days.
I can't name a single contemporary aviator. There's no romance to it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# well, there were the two Northwest pilots who overflew Minneapolis by 150 miles last week
there might have been some romance going on there :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# haha, blimey.
You'd think they'd have some training or something.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# she turns her head sideways
and uses her ear to serve the complimentary peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# can't be
I don't remember any Ferengi on Voyager...
(Cloudane, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# They did appear in one ep (not including the ep set partially on DS9)
A Ferengi ship found a wormhole and set themselves up as gods in the Delta quadrant.
Edit : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Profits
Also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Man_%28Star_Trek:_Voyager%29
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Ohhhh yeah
The ones that refused to turn back during a wormhole experiment thingy on TNG. Forgot about those.
/hands in nerd card
(Cloudane, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ah, yes
where neelix pretended to be the grand nagus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Alpha, Gamma, Delta... Yet we hear so little about the b3ta quadrant
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# that's because we're too busy
shagging hot aliens to go exploring fucking dangerous planets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# :D
True!
(Cloudane, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# This made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# ARRGGHHH
THE FEAR!

*points at the shadow in the corner*
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# A sequel to a TNG episode...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Price_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)

"Of note this episode contains a workout scene with Troi & Crusher showing a healthy amount of camel toe."
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# This made me laugh
too
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# The adventures of Clive and Miranda.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Yin/Yang Ear!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# As is the custom in their land!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Same with cat t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I was just about to ask
if that was a squirrel. Yay for pussy shirts!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# clive and miranda
would pass for normal around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# There's something about this that confuses me.
Why does the cat on her jumper have a thumb for a tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# ...you're not familiar with thumbtails?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Gibbering freaks!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# This is very lovely!
the drawing style reminds of B Kliban for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Interesting!
Maybe the shading?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# that and the hair.
the faces remind me of something else, but I cannot place it at the moment.

Good style tho!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Stoopid bloody compo....
My Desktop...


Click for bigger (16 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Why do people think it's a good thing to have an empty desktop?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CLUTTERED WITH ALL THAT COOL STUFF YOU ARE DOING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# little known fact:
The reason the desktop exists is so that things you use all the time are permanently in the virtual memory, pre-loaded for easy access. This is why if you have a lot of things on your desktop your computer runs slow and goes 'DERRRR' a lot, because it's CONCENTRATING ON SO MUCH STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I have a mac though
it doesn't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# My PC doesn't do that either
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# mine is black
with holly's head in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# More important than all the cool stuff I'm doing is the cool picture I have as my wallpaper.
It's a war of cool. There will be casualties.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# the cool war
makes me think of clarkson and hammond fighting over a pic of a mustang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# That's quite wide
You still need to bin that bin!
(Cloudane, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Malevich?
Is that you?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/9810014
and:
if you turn off desktop icons, you can lose your recycle bin too!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha my desk top is waaaaaay wider than yours
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:57, archived)
# It's December, Xmas wallpaper for your Nokia 5800 guvnor?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Knockyer?
Ewwwwww.........

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# it's nice
but it makes me think of tales of the unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# How warm and fuzzy :)
It's a shame I only have a 3510i...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Nooooo
Too many people already have their decorations up. Silly, silly people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Gimme a week or so n I probably will,
but not on December the 1st!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# December 24th!
And leave em up for 2 weeks afterwards. It's what Jesus himself did, it's all in the bible*.

*Housekeeping 10:16
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# decorations go up on december 13th
and come down on january 6th, as it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# not as good as the domo kun one from the other night.
but still lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I just make 'em for meself and mates,
and share the ones I think turned out ok...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i should really do one myself.
the domo one is currently gracing my screen.

give away free on the ovi store, it's better then most of the crap on there.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# f


sorry for the lack of filters.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# i see davina has been trying the luscious cherry range of hair dyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# quiet, you hooligan!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# NEVER!
*spray paints rude words on grunty's garage*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I so hope that's a euphamism....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# *phew*
I'm so glad to hear it.

You had me worried.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# heheheh
when have i ever let you down? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Well, last night for starters...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i told you
start without me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hahaha
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8382348.stm

Edit: oops, actually that's not quite what so ever similar; I may take this moment to bid you all a fantastic winter's slumber, and depart
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# How very dare you!
You insensitive fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Tears are swelling in my eyes
I shall be a mumbling wreck the next time we meet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# *comforts*
Now, off to bed with you, sir....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Actually I suppose I should do, even for the 'silent photographer' doing his thing
a whole day photographing plates from books from the eighteenth century may need some soberness; especially given some of them are quite valuable (half a million), and it might be frowned upon if I cough flem to recklessly

Google Mark Catesby

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# come, let me clasp you to my bosom!
poor child, let me comfort you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hairy!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# im a bit late
but i really like this
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 4:09, archived)

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