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#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# is he poking
himself in the eye with his shitty finger?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# i think we've found the reason
all of ht's characters are blind
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *edited to avoid unexpected confusion*
hopefully the lack of noses on the characters will stop you thinking he's sticking it up their
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# is he
sticking his shitty finger up his nose?




sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I preferred the
shitty eyeball version. It was edgier. Everyone knows the cool kids poke themselves in the eye with a shitty finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Mmmmm yeasty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
Can you do airbrush after a curry?

edit - coincidentally - am currently in process of doing "The Great Poopendo" - a magician / superhero who can make you crap yourself instantly
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Does he have a magical tuba
Like in "Mitchell and Webb"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# could do - he's a work in progress
or a Man in Motion, as Americans would say!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
is the guiness version more like a marker than a pen?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i'm sorry but that is crap
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# apparently guinness is red
but I still like this
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Nobody's going to ask to borrow your writing implement
Just don't chew the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# squik! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha! That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# that's most puzzling
....
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah but could he procrastinate away an imminently due essay for an entire day?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# nah, he's not a student any more.
He's a professor now. You can tell by the pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Is that what you're doing, zeltergusset?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Totally is.
I think I could probably procrastinate during a car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Oh, I'll just get horribly mangled in a minute, I want to wash the dishes first."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# looks like he do with some help


(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# A Rubiks Monkey
nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# arf
previously b3ta.com/board/9821689
teacakes win by a nose
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# indeed...hmmm :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(theyellowknight, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Cool.
Can anyone help? I'm looking for that cover mock-up of Closer magazine where's it's all CMYK.
I know someone on here did it. Who so ever finds will receive an original drawing by me for their time.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Did you mean this?
www.b3ta.com/board/8447342
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ha, we've both posted different reposts of it
Here's the original
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# YES!
Thanks. This is me being appreciative.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Excellent
You have cool hair.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Thanks.
Here it is in ASCII form @:)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# *spazzes*
b3ta.com/board/8620844
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Haha apparently I've asked for it before.
I'll save it now just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Merry Christmas, boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# those sick lemurs have a furless fetish
i still cannot think of a suitable derogatory term for animals with a human fetish.


'smoothers', 'slickies'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Nice.
The Lemur's Wives section is particularly good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus on tour
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# shouldn't really post my political rants on b3ta
but some times you just have to stand up for your own beliefs.



(this started as a quick celebratory doodle... 2 hours ago)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Oooh splendin idea
*goes to make cuppa*

PS and what a charming doodle it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Tea ants! Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# They look more like Tea Seagulls to me : "M M M M M"
Or "Teagulls".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# they read
mmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmtastey

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnoyoucantuseabag
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Forbidding me to use bags? How will I commit baggery, or be baggerly bagged?
I have to rethink my life's goals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# i don't make the rules
only enforce them.

take your baggery elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# How about a bag
that has green tea and vanilla in it? That's what I'm about to use and I'd hate to think it wasn't allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Infinitea :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# pfft
is that daevid allen?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Indeed it is!
Would you like some tea?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# i need a tea injection
time to get some milk
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# You're such a radical (but lacking in free radicals thanks to the antioxidants)
Might I suggest you found your own political group? The Tea Party?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Bollocks, put it in a fucking mug.


This pot shit winds me up.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# your tea clock is turning the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# "ARE WE THERE YET"?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# This gave me an idea
blind people's houses should have tentacles instead of windows, long soft tentacles that can feel passersby, and, in more picturesque suburbs, gently palpate the natural surroundings for pleasure. It's little ideas like this that make the world a better place, one step at a time.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# They should also have this:


Noseefax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Uuuggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I endorse this idea.
It might excite hentai fans a bit too much, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# i finally took a picture of this cat (with all natural low quality and "red" eye effects)
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Cat is an Alien!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
BEWARE
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# you appear to have
a tiny mustachioed batman living in your garden
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ^ without reservation this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# but....but....I had SO MUCH FUN makin' it..........:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# :D
You and Gordon Brown made a baby you must be so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Is he going to have a Brown baby?
/The Slobs Blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha.....Slobs ftw.....boy o boy they used to have me rofl'ing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
must be just trapped wind
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I feel very, very sick
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Yuk!
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# its gonna be a long day
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nice reflection!
Anyhoo, I thought it was Catholicism that took money off of poor people in the name of religion?

(ducks, covers)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Right, I'm off.
Ningles, folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# eh, the Starvation Army will take it from anyone
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Arf. This is me today:
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# and your enemies will piss on your grave
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# POOR LITTLE GUY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# All true.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on, but it's beautifully reflected.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Certainly makes this true!
www.b3ta.com/board/9822588

click, BTW...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon all
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Edit
So....you pinched someone elses image off the web....then posted it here....and entered it into a challenge?

www.tineye.com/search/8833a2d16074cd1c98da1147b6cba04fdbf68076
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# tin eye's good, innit
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# It's No2 on my list of favourites
B3ta is No 1
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# MAGIC JUAN
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Look closely
you utter bumwasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I noticed, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# "bumwasp"
That's a keeper for work on Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I read it as "bumswap"
which I think is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# bumfwap perhaps?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# perhaps indeed
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ssssorry, too ssssubtle for me
Where was Jessssussss touring...Lilliput?


(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Magic Juan is MASSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Just checked him out on Youtube
I prefer Immortal Technique
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP1exQ8tcUc&feature=related
NSFW due swearing
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# COMPARE IMAGES.
Snooker in 3. I'll be watching the Murphy match.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# tiny jesus innit
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Never Trust a Hippy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I'm so gunna play that now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# yea!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# he looks like the lovechild of kurt cobain and dave grohl
CONSPIRACY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That would be one beautiful child but without a head unfortunately :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# With so much talent crammed into one little body
it wouldn't NEED a head.

God, I'm going to go and listen to some Nirvana now. And then maybe some early Queens of the Stone Age to get the joy of Grohl's drumming.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Did Grohl drum with Queens of the Stone Age?
I didn't know this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# First album, I think
I'm just going to check that, actually, but I'm sure I'm right.


Edit: I lie, it appears it was only on Songs for the Deaf. I'm surprised, I thought he'd done more with them. AH well, it's worth listening through to QotSA again anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# If you haven't already, try Them Crooked Vultures.
Grohl/Homme/Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# What do you think of them?
So far I'm going with: Pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Average stoner-rock to my ears. I'll try again later though.
Or maybe I'll listen to Fatso Jetson instead :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Oh, yeah
I was going to check them out a while back and clean forgot to. I'll,e rr, acquire that right away, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Meh, Probot FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# It had a couple of good tracks admittedly, but it's not the best thing he's done to my mind.
In fairness it's been a long time since I've played it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# He did on the Songs for the Deaf album.
He does guest duties on Killing Joke's 2003 self-titled album as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I used to love Killing Joke - saw them in their latter years at the Leadmill in Sheffield
bah I need to get more albums I'm so out of touch thesedays.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I have never heard any Killing Joke
I don't know if I've even heard of him/them. Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Early Killing Joke was amazing
Empire Song and War Dance etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Grab both their self titled albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Laugh I Nearly Bought One is a better bet.
Compilation of all their best.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I shall do so
I've been stocking up on new music (new to me at least) in the last couple of weeks so I'm open to all suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Got last.fm?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# nup
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Why you gotta break my heart :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# cos I'm a heartbreaker
i try my best but it just seems to be a part of me :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# :C
If you have the time or care, send me a list of bands/artists you enjoy - maybe I'll be able to recommend you something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# He's good at this.
I endorse him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You'd probably laugh and point and sneer
but I shall do so before the weekend is out. Alas, at the minute I appear to be on a commercial emo jag, but in time I shall finally tire of it and move to pastures new.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Am going dan, dan loo-ee-oo-ee-oo-raaaah!
An shergar we've gun dan swinging
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Nice picture, awful band.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The band was fine but the concept of Malcolm McClaren's puppet band was bad
I preferred The Clash, UK Subs, Buzzcocks etc. But I have to admit without The Sex Pistols not much would have come of Punk.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# You're right that without them the punk scene would've never kicked off as it did - I still cannot stand them.
Punk-wise I tend to stick with Rudimentary Peni, Flux of Pink Indians, Void and Urinals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Oo Flux of Pink Indians
I remember they played The Marples back in the early 80's
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :3 I'm not a big fan of punk, but a few acts seem to always catch my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It's a pity that the punk ideaology was a hundred times cooler than the music
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# In many ways yes.
Although there was some great bands, just an awful lot of trashy crap bands.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Vaguely related
I saw The Damned supporting Motorhead the other week, I hated the pop stuff but surprisingly the live gig was much much better.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He's at it again!
(BootBeat, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Worse things happen at sea, I suppose.
TJ: A document I've been working on for a year (and I was sure I'd backed up, but apparently haven't) now looks like Zalgo has had a go at rewriting it. Random characters and no chance of recovering it...
Fucknuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Always back up remotely!
Bad luck matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# And never keep files only on a crappy-quality USB stick....
Ah well, at least I have an old version, so thats 50% there to work from. Pisser is, it has to be submitted by the end of next week...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'll help, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# remote backup?
Dropbox rules, especially if you use a mix of Windows & Linux boxes. (That's a referral link, I get some extra megs of space if you use it.)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# did you try using a file recovery tool on the stick?
maybe there's a recent temporary file still hidden somewhere between the bits
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Checked and nothing but a 1k Open Office temporary file.


(thought I'd capture for posterity where Zalgo overwrote my magnetism bit).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# bugger :(
HE COMES ...

Edit: DAMN YOU CR3
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Most enjoyable meme ever, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I fully agree
This is why
I'm going to try and see
if I can at least pollute
my OWN post
with this kind of tomfoolery

Of course, it looks like poo on a Mac, too :(

Also,



And sorry to hear about the file loss. I've only lost a week of work before that way (well, in my case it was deciding for some stupid reason to type in 'rm -Rf *' one directory up from where I thought it was) and that was painful enough. Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# comics
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# comics

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ahahahahaha
oldskool classic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Needs more squirrels fuckin'
Yiff.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I don't have many comics :(
And I'm loathe to repost the Peanuts Apocalypse ones much more at hte minute for fear of even beginning to bore myself with them, let alone anyone else

So I'm changing tack a bit to something that at least has black eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# are you sure that you can't pull anything off the stick with dd or something?
tough break if a paper's gone down the can, most I've managed to lose is an afternoon of code from a poorly placed rm command, that was bad enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# "pull anything off the stick"
snicker




sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# with double d's too!! AHAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Dungeons and Dragons is not going to help with this....
Although the idea of rolling a six to save a file is appealing right now.

What's dd?

And how are things over the road?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# rumoured to be short for destroy data, it's a really low level utility for copying data.
there's a couple of higher level things based on it do you don't trash something while using it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dd_(Unix)

I don't know if it's going to be any help though, you may have already tried a few things.

I have had my arse kicked for a month by a visting fellow (fairly famous in my feild) so I actually did some work. And I get to go to a conference in New Zealand in February, so I'm pretty chuffed. And you? other than losing a paper?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Otherwise, really well.
Made a brand new compound that has the boss all happy and he's sending me to Beijing and Hawaii next year for two big conferences.
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# damn i only get queenstown. :(
(possibility of Edinburgh late next year but no real idea about that)

are you sure there's a conference in hawaii? :P
www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=60
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# If I get my job
I have Kyoto. Or it might be Tokyo. I shall also be entertaining myself with Chicago and Halifax.

If I don't get my job I shall be sitting in the park here drinking cheap beer, accosting young mothers for cents and growing an impressive collection of warts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# mmmmm cheap beer
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You want to get a job in Germany
They complained soon after I got here because the tax on beer went up a cent or two a bottle. Actually it may have been as much as FIVE CENTS. I don't remember, chiefly because I'd just moved from a country selling bottled beer at about £1.80/bottle and was in one selling it for 70 fucking cents even after the tax increase!

They don't know they're born!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Ha!
Oh, but there is....
www.pacifichem.org/

Birthday in Hawaii!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# damn anziam only covers here and new zealand :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This is quite creepy actually.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# try using one of these..or look for something similar
downloads.zdnet.com/search.aspx?kw=Recover+Files+2+(Windows)&tag=nl.e530
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yeah worth a go
Recuva has worked well for me in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ta!
Have a hastily-made Zalgo by way of thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I can't resist it much longer
I'm reposting one of the distinctly Zalgo-inspired cartoons I've been boring the board with for a couple of weeks. Because it always makes me giggle uncontrollably. :)

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft!
Not the sort of thing you'd want to bring up in a Psych review...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
no, it's the kind of thing that makes me glad that the only people likely to link me with b3ta are people who both know me *and* look at b3ta. hunting for me online shouldn't track any of this stuff down, which is something of a relief to me...

www.b3ta.com/board/9819430 has the links to the others I've done so far. But I'm trying to ration reposts now because I don't want everyone to get sick of them while I still love them so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] pesky jesus!
always wanting to ruin tourists photos!

*pop*
first post, first ever attempt at photoshop!
(BootBeat, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# good start! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Good shoppage
Pity you pushed your own thread down with another almost the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# yeah, i had a few ideas
and just wanted to test the waters, here and photoshop!
(BootBeat, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Good start :)
Friendly tip for you: if you replied to your own thread with your second one, then there'd be no risk of you initial thread being pushed down the page by the second one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# noted
:)
(BootBeat, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# parkinsonslol


Edit: been meaning to animate that for a while, can't quite get the shakes right though

Second edit: playing around more with the animation after ellis's advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# haha--I just noticed who
I wouldn't let Ali near a woodpile, let alone my bod
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# It's an old image from the inappropriate jobs compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# well it's a good un
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Thank you, I had a quick go at making his hand shake
but I don't seem to have your ability to emulate the rapid shakes :[
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# with these posts
frames are .05 sec per frame, which is sorta spacky, and some players won't handle less than .10 per frame (Internet Explorer, for one)

also, instead of just moving the same layer around on the canvas, different layers have had slightly different perspectives applied, which gives the movement a little 3d quality

that effect is a little more noticeable on this one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha this one's ace too
thanks for the advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
At first I thought it was Craig Charles.
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Has b3ta scarred my brain for life?


Click for bigger (270 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# how so?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:25, archived)
# goatse!
and he's got shit all over his hands
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# It's quite blatant and disgusting
what were the BBC thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# at least they had the decency to hide the orifice with a fig leaf
well a tree
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# They needed a tree
'Cause there ain't no leaf big enough to cover that up!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# :D There was a different story in headline when I looked earlier
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha
that's a perfectly natural response to anyone who's seen Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# BBC webdesigner mentally scared for life after friend send email link.
hehehe.

maybe he's a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely done :)
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# thanx
been experimenting with different methods of motion
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me proper laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# :)
makes me wonder what a gif of someone trying to parkinson their car would look like
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
God I miss Image Ready
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# poker face?

She may bite.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# rather poker face than the rest of her ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# mind out for her massive nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
#
nose cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# she can apply her own lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Is it Caturday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# GIANT CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Yeeehaw!
Ride 'em catboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
I love the motion blur on the stick man.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Awwwww...

Shy kittly likes giant sky kitty
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Aww
Don't be shy kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I can't be the only one that finds Mandy sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 7:12, archived)
# on an unrelated note
I have had this in my head for a few days
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 7:39, archived)

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