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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# :. ::: .:. '.. :.:.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
needs more "LOL U CANT READ THIS :p"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hey have you seen Stevie Wonder's Christmas Tree?
Neither has he...

P.S. except for the 3 minutes Jessica Alba runs around in pants, The Eye is just SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I closed my lookers and wrote this in return:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# hahahahhaa
thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Dismantlefiend
thankyou
fortlegourd
menstratemus
ttsatyr
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# You do better, Mew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# hoheybunch
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Ho hey
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
fucking break it up or get a room.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:16, archived)
# you have beautiful writing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# They would love it
White cate in a Snow Drift :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] based on personal experience.. and never to be repeated.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hello. This isn't 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Wassit got to do with 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Dude you gotta use the right template.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# YOU TELL HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
honest reaction
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Both wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# They aren't meant to be the rage cartoon template you mong, they are illustrating your face right now.
You massive cunt. :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Gosh a severe blow to my feeling there, Dave :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Also gosh /mu/ is awful right now. I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# This is ART!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Neither of those are the right template, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Twat.
www.b3ta.com/board/9832150
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I'm messing ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha what the fuck is going on in this here that there picture?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# It's one of /b/'s "This picture can't be explained" images that keeps getting posted every 5 minutes.
They're right though, as I can't come up with any reasonable sequence of events that might have led to this situation arising.

I did take the trouble to see that the keyboard is a Yamaha PF-70 though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I see.
What's that around him? Leaves? Petals?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Petals.
The mains lead also seems to be plugged into his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Oh wow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# wow indeed
why am I banned from your 'community'?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# You're banned?
Hang on a sec :P

Edit: Haha oh yes, "homo" was the reason.
I thought it was funny ;D
Lifted it now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Lightning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Simple.
He was playing 'The fucking little fucking drummer boy' within my earshot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# wtf?!?
no srsly, wtf?
:P
wheeeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Wow Dave
those are frightening, and I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# The second one is my favourite.
Pure Internet Rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# this is my current situation
I'm not dumb though.. I'm buying.

Also, this isn't 4Chan, blah blah blah blah theliestheliestheliestheliestheliestheliestheliesthelies...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# YES.
Always be buying when the laydees say they won't be buying.

1/ If you haven't got her a present but she got you one the above situation occurs. Lose.
2/ If you have got her a present but she hasn't got you one you win valuable relationship points. Win!
3/ If you have got her a present and she got you one you can both have a laugh and a cuddle. Win!

from The Best Big Book of 49 years of Bunny Knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# thank you WB
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# YW Scoop :)
Don't forget: the bunny ALWAYS knows these things.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Ignore this "this ain't 4chan" stuff
I assume you can read the title bar at the top of the screen, so you already know this... On the other hand, I like this and have clicked accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :(
ok i'm going
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# seconded
Hi there! My name is Doug and I am your

SQUIRREL

Hi there! My name is Doug and I am your friend because I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# The "this isn't 4chan" brigade get jealous, as 4chan is more inventive, creative and funny than this place is these days.
99% of memes peddled here are from 4chan, and these turds don't even realise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# ^All of this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# So...
go back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# OH SHIT I WAS NOT AWARE WE'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO BROWSE B3TA AND NO OTHER WEBSITES!
SHIT I MUST DELETE MY BOOKMARKS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I am here and there, at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I don't understand the layout of 4chan
so I post on b3ta and steal their tired old memes for my own amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It makes more sense if you sign up for a GOLD account.
I did, and never looked back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# does it cost?
there's a reason i never bothered joining the something awful forums

firstly, i feel like retaining what little shred of dignity is left to me

secondly, i didn't feel like giving lowtax a tenner. well, a fiver given the state of the dollar at the time.

i know, i'm a cheapskate.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# It doesn't cost, but you have to put your credit card details etc. in the fields and post it in a thread.
It's hidden, and it automatically upgrades you.
Not many people know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's only $1.
You just post to /b/ as normal in a new thread, with your name and real email address, and your credit card number in the subject, and the expiry and security code details in the main message.

Instant GOLD status for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Oh it does cost?
I thought it was free, my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Protip:
You're being trolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Protip: ????
Profit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Protip:
I have no intention of giving my credit card details to anyone. Stupid I am, moronic I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Same here about the SA forums
Except I was quite ambivalent about giving lowtax some of my hard earned pence. I don't think I would last a minute there either yet I've been reading there for a long long time now.
Bear in mind I've been getting the newsletters from here and reading /talk and /links for seven years yet only made a posting account a few months ago after discovering /board wasn't as volatile.
/timid bunny blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# /talk aren't so bad once you realise that insults are the place's currency.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Which is probably why I wouldn't last a minute over there.
I can only do insults for so long before surrendering. Even play insults upset me sometimes :)
/old lady blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Just call everyone 'wee-breeze'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Pffft!
At the beginning of summer, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I tried going there a few times.
It goes too fast for my little old brane and very daunting too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Well yay for as much funny as one can handle!
But to say that 4Chan is responsible for most of the memes we use is ridiculous. It's FILLED with things we've made here.

100% of TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Who cares where things come from?
SA will claim everything is from their forums.

4chan will swear like a bunch of 15 year old kids and say it's theirs.

b3ta will draw a magenta cock on it and say it's theirs.

In the end we'll all find out that it was done by an autistic kid in Japan who thinks all of us are twats.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ahh yes,
except that some of us have been here long enough to have SEEN the original posts that become memes on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha
in some ways i'm glad i'm still a youngun here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# It's just weird that you are...
after 4 years...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# It's my youthful exuberance
and the way i give the impression of being painfully innocent
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yeah sure, I'm jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Can we have child porn too???
PLEASE?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# 4chan don't allow child porn, it's illegal and gets deleted just as it would should it be posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# uh huh
okay. Well, that's all fine and good, but I know what I know. And the assumption that 4Chan is better is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Anyone can post anything anywhere; photobucket, b3ta, deviantART, any forum...
Personally, I've never seen child porn on 4chan. Though, I don't really go on there very much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# sure
a little mild porn, possibly child related
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Sooooooooooooo not clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Pah!
Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# he fell for
the oldest trick in the book ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 12 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
#
its called one-upmanship, deal with it.
(lunatek, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I has an idea :)
I hopes you all likes it. I wanted to do a b3ta round up of this year's memes and events and put them all as decorations on a Christmas tree. But I have had trouble searching for some of them (for instance I only learned the scary man was called "freebase" about ten minutes ago) and when it came to putting a CDC on it there were too many to choose from.

So I thought I would post a Christmas tree and anyone can take it add a meme or something repost it and encourage others to add their favourite b3ta meme of the year. Or ignore the whole thing if the idea is crapola.

I started with teh Quo :)



(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# YAY!
Exactly the right person I was trying to find for the top of the tree. Not knowing his name made it impossible....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Boardless
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Chinese Guy
It's official.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# No, it's boardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# yep
boardless
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I MADE THE WEBSITE SO IT'S OFFICALLY CHINESE GUY
:'(

I'm taking my ball and going home now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
#

edited:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# great minds!
(below)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Added it and edited it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# schweet
I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
#
Photobucket

Edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Right, good choice.
I'll edit it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# :)
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ill edit it
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Same post time. I'll move mine up a branch.
Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# space hoppers
and meat puppy featured heavily if I remember right
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Meat puppy?
LOL that one passed me by!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# what?
he was everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Which now puzzles me somewhat.
Maybe it was before I discovered /board. Until recently I only thought b3ta consisted of.... well everything except /board.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# needs more penis
no massive pink cocks?
(tichy, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# What did you buy me for Christmas, BW?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# But Tsttasrts
I haven't done my Christmas shopping yets :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# onoez.
Me neither, but shh - it's a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Oooh!
These are all brilliant! Thankies for playing :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Mehhhhhhhh. Darling!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Juxtawhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# The white one's not gonna like the rainbow one
he'll move out of the forest into the suburbs and purchase a volvo.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Edited just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You edited.. just for me?!?!?!
I'm HONOURED!!!

why wasn't it me??

edit: Sure, the white one will SAY he's comfortable with the rainbow's "lifestyle" choice, but behind closed doors, he's disgusted... he's disgusted...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ahahah
dinosauracist rex
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# he looks apprehensive
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Well you know what they say about the coloureds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# They've got big cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# That WOULD explain the apprehension.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# and the large purchases of hemmorhoidal cream
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah
After all, rainbow dinosaur = gay dinosaur. Right?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# speaking of apprehension...
fsk!!! fsk!!!


Fssssskkkk!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Is there something at your window?
Don't look. For the love of all that is Holy, don't look! Another three minutes of innocence will be better than the looming horror that will otherwise engulf you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I can't help it.. I have to loo...
MY EYES!!!!!
AARGHAPEO :: E:KE: IAPE(HAY("(ASP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I've clicked this
It's what he would have wanted, even though he'll never return.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# THE EYES THE LIES
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Look!
where iguano is looking!
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# actually it looks like snowy is looking at iguano's little hands
iguano is undoubtedly staring at snowy's crotch though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# :o
*wells up*
I'M TELLING ON YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# NO! No, don't do that.
Look, I'm really sorry, ok? I'll be your best friend forever, and I'll...I'll tell you a really great secret, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hey, you can work out all you like
and buy yourself guns and a natty little rainbow hat, but it doesn't change the fundamental fact that you're gay. I mean, I don't know why you're so touchy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ahahah
*click*
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Damn apartheid. It's wrong.
It's spelled wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Apart-hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Apart-height.
Goodies goody goody yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I think Dinosaur must have no colour at all
well Black and White movies didn't come in until the turn of the last Centuryand now we have colour and even Blu-ray Hi-Definition so it goes without saying that Dinosaurs was before colour or even black and white. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Oh gawd, anything but that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# sorry
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I had a dream more or less like that once

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# nice boing!
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# this is disturbing
yet bizarrely good
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You know those people who say you can't feel pain in dreams?
Utter bollocks, you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I had a horrible dream the other night
One of my closest friends was pregnant, with that weird disturbing creature from Total Recall, and you could see its head sticking out of her belly and it looked fucking *angry*, and it would be born by tearing itself out of her. And she didn't seem to know and I couldn't warn her and she seemed so happy :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I hate dreams that are rooted only tenuously in reality.
I went through a period of lucid dreaming a while back and sometimes it was really strange trying to work out what was real and what wasn't. *brrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Read
or try a lightswitch. Reading in dreams is notoriously difficult because if you try and reread a passage it will almost always have changed. It's also common for lightswitches to not work -- or not work properly.

I decided I'd not investigate the psychology of the dream I had. It was disturbing enough as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I used to have recurring nightmares as a child about electrical equipment
Whatever the piece of equipment it would gain a life of its own and be unstoppable. When I was in college I read as much Jung as I could stand - I just kept getting bogged down in all the mandala stuff as I obviously couldn't make the same connections there as he could.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Jung was making shit up
So was Freud.

I am told this by people who have studied, and then grown disillusioned with, their approaches to psychology.

Me, I know jack shit. I'm just glad I barely have any nightmares anymore. I used to have one as a child that came night after night and was something to do with a swimming pool in a house at the bottom of my street. I have no idea what scared me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# O HAI Freebase,
I thought you were dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hypnotic
it's got an etherial quality because I am listening to Faith by the Cure and the horned god is coming through all of the open sore and Pan the great one is upon us and the perfect blood and the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies the lies
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I'm proud to see I'm having an influence
......or.....Pan is influencing both of us..........something's scratching at the gate there's cat's scratching at the window
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# THE CRIMSON EJACULATE
THE CROAKING DEATH OF THE BLUDGEONED SONGBIRD



Previously on "A Peanuts Apocalypse":

01: The Lies, Charlie Brown, The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies ("Derivative Tosh")
www.b3ta.com/board/9798257

02: The Devil's Ejaculate, the Demon Afterbirth ("The Flames They Gather")
www.b3ta.com/board/9799929

03: The Music of the Night, What Children They Make ("Beware the Lonely Night. Beware the Scratchings of the Cockroaches"
BEWARE THE SCRATCHINGS OF THE COCKROACHES")
www.b3ta.com/board/9803889

04: The Hairy Barbs of the Phallus ("The Lies, the Lies, the Barbed Phallus, the Haunting Sound of the Pipes")
www.b3ta.com/board/9816354

05: Sick and Tired ("A Break from the Challenge for a Few Short Minutes")
www.b3ta.com/board/9819430
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Dude, you're messed up - brainularily.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hey, *I* didn't kill Roy
*I* didn't summon the spirit of ancient Pan to try and get hold of the little red-haired girl bound in my basement

*I* didn't collect spiders and spend my Sundays inserting them into my rectum to prepare myself for the love of the horned God

I'm only the reporter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Oh you so did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :(
didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# The Lies...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
the lies the lies the lies the lies
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Iguano
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Rainbow tail!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# There's only so many places you can put rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You speak truth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Puddles of oil, raindrops on windscreens, the tears of a child...
My Little Pony Soup.

That sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Yay for dinysaurusses
ESPECIALLY rainbow dinysaurusses.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# colors!
eheheh
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Even dressed in rainbows this one looks like an 'ard bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# his expression!
he is asking for trouble
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# You should bring these out as toys :D
i want 2% of profit for having the idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# And I want 5% for being here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hey, everyone will get his or her cut.
Except him over there. Not him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# :(
It's even my thread.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# NOT ANY MORE, BUSTER.
:)

Oh, and I just watched 'Let The Right One In', and it was good. And sinister. It was braw, even.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I have not seen it
I have just read Wikipedia's description of it. Based on it being a vampire film, I am going to get hold of it and watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Pan is just an Agriculture god
believed to look after crops and bastardised in Christanity as the model for Satan as a goat hooved evil being... The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies... He Comes...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# LIES
ALL LIES

Pan's agricultural image is a lure, a glamour, cast to entice strangers into his grasp at which point they are lost, lost forever to his barbed lust and his unholy desires a rampant desire that will never be slaked no matter how often he rapes and drowns in blood and chews the defiled livers of victims sacrificed on his altar while he gloried himself in their death agonies to the sound of the pipes and the fifes and the frenzied screams of his ecstatic worshippers engaging in their foul and rabid rites of blood and pain and anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Sounds good will there be beer?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Yes
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# But it's still beer, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9832008
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# But it IS still beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yes.
But it will be acidic, brewed from the rotting ruins of ergot-ridden grain, inducing vicious hallucinations that lead rapidly to vomiting, projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils, lubricants for the untameable desires of the goat God.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# dejavu
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This has been edited
I was advised that the word "foetid" belonged in there. After much consideration, I was inclined to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# heineken? Ewwww... I think I'll give it a miss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Wise choice
A few years back they were using Tennants and at least they got over that but... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# It could be worst they could be serving Fosters or Budweiser
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Fosters isn't beer
And Budweiser is just Heineken that someone dropped a set of keys in while it was, for want of a better word, brewing.

Even Pan has his standards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# and an erected fallus
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Permanently so
Some attribute that to Priapus, others to Frey, but these "Gods" were but manifestations of mighty Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BUDWEISER IS SHIT
and ALWAYS GIVE ME HEARTBURN!!

I AM SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET!!! FUCKING LOOK AT MY COCK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# NO LOOK AT MY COCK YOU CUNTS
BUDWEISER TASTES OF METALLIC WEE-WEE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I'm enjoying this cockathon :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I am glad
I live but to make others happy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# too many cocks to look
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# too many cocks spoil the broth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Unless it needs more salt :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# And a bit of thickener
Bukkake Broth
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Needs more foetid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# OK
"...projectile streams of foetid blood spewing from mouths and colons and urethras and nostrils..."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9832026
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# You have broken the internet
and now my eyes are bleeding...

DO YOU SEE?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Clearly you don't
If I were you I'd listen out for scratching on the window. The little ones will come, tens, scores of wild untamed youth boiling from the forest like maggots from the rotting bloated corpse of a cow drowned at sea, they will overpower you, you can kill, you can spread their blood around your room and fill your bed with their severed limbs and still they'll come and they'll stifle your screams with your own underwear soiled by their filth and their waste and they'll drag you to the forest where he waits, the barbed God Pan, the horned beast of the wild, and you'll wish you could die and you'll wish and you'll wish but this is real and you can feel it and it is real.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Jesus Christ, Boris!
I'm not going to sleep tonight!

glees
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# This is all I aim for
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Well, it worked for me a couple of weeks ago.
it worked for me a couple of weeks ago.I still am careful around my Chiropractor these days as well.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# This is wise
He is not a man to be trusted. If he ever draws the blinds when you enter his office.... save yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# But...
the blinds are always drawn :( And I'm due back there tomorrow for some more acupuncture on my knee :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Take a knife along
and stay alert. Stay ever alert.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# "The Horned Old One"
Gary Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# This is entirely possible
now that you mention it.

Zeus came down as a bull to have sex with human women; it's not beyond belief that Pan would reappear as an ageing old musician to violate young boys.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# "Zeus came down as a bull to have sex with human women"
Must have come down in Kings Cross...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# The story was taken back to Greece by Pythaeus
He saw the whole thing. "Horrible, it was," the Confessions of Pythaeus begins. "Horrible. It was in King's Cross, and horrible it was." It goes on in this vein for a while, but if you've been in King's Cross, you'll understand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Not a tiger then?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# nah
the greek gods have somewhat limited imaginations.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I would totally manifest as a tiger, if I was a god.
Or maybe a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# You could be a tigershark!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# That would be awesome, and also totally sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Contradictions...oh Preacher Brown!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# He is not a man to be trusted
when the bloodlust comes upon him and he starts cutting, he opens holes in which he'll slake his foul desires. Just be thankful I didn't have an extra frame. You have been spared a horrific sight.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# THELIESTHELIESTHELIESTHELIESTHELIESTHELIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Now that's a dinner party I'd love to be at
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Could be problematic for me. I'd be tempted to chop up the guests.
Big bowl of batter, deep fat fryer and a tub of seafood sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Ah, see
that's fine for me. Don't like shellfish.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# lost in the forest
hadros is searching his way



previous
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh hello I like your little arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I still think you need more rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# you take all the rainbows!
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# If I had a template for an Iguanodon character I'd add it to this to see how the juxtapositon works.
But I don't, and I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Draw one now please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Er...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# YES!
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# careful of the trees,
hadros
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I hope this is a real photograph
I really want to believe in white cartoon dinosaurs roaming around in the forest.

Full of Glee *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# this *is* real
eheheh
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# \o/ now I'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# me too
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I immediately thought of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmt7YIGP1d8

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# great
in the other video why is ben affleck singing?
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# HA HA!
He was 18 in that video. Can you believe that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i believe in superalbinodinosaurus
so i can believe also that!
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# This is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Yaaay!
He looks a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# probably he is thinking
should i go right or left?
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# The answer is clearly
not to go right. There's sun over there, and he'll get burned.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# right!
no, wait..
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# aww
i don't think i saw the albinos are not sterile one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# RAVEOSAUR
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yay! Albinosauruss!
I still want to live on the happy albinosaurusses island with the happy albinosaurusses.

They all look so happy and lovely and I would hug them and keep them safe and call them all Snowy.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Snowy
is really a pretty name! I think they will like it.
^___^
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# o hai hadros!!!!
:DDD
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Atheist, Cynical and Proud ... and Cynical
xmascard1
(I am Tarka [insert generic witty comment here], Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Jeremy!
Stop it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Amazing o-face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh


edit: he doesn't look any different...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Neigh thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# BUY ME A PLAYSTATION3!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Only one thing to do at a time like this
*eats sprouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Why are sprouts so much more nom at Christmas
than any other time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# They're in season.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# +5 for sprout knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# now...
roll the dodecahedron to see if the sprout monster will come...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
om +u
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# HA!
*imagines messy messy vegetable sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I used to watch people play Dungeons and Dragons but
I didn't have my own rule book so they didn't let me play :(

To think D&D was created in the 60's but only became really popular in the mid 80's
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I am sure that had something to do with
the entire world being baked in a layer of drugs during the 60's

Then in the 80's we all had the after high munchies and doldrums. D&D fills this void.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# In season like they are ready for mating?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# They're brimming with tasty sprout spunk,
ready to burst.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Sprout Bukake :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Like a tiny green volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# you can get Sprout Mating Kits in Wilkinsons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha
*desperatly tries to visualise*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I hear you like butter with yours
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oh yes!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Media-Induced Mindless Consumerism keeps a large proportion of the population in work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Isn't that just basically the structure of western society?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Let's do the same as every other day
EXCEPT MORE SO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# What's the difference between 1st and 3rd world countries?
Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# May not be true, I just made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# either way
I shall certainly quote it and so should everyone else until we all believe it to be true

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I'm only a part of society cos the papers say so
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hmmm, I believe that's the opposite of what the papers said
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *hermits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# *kermits*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *permits for kermit hermits*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Mummy...
Can I have a bigger monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# The plot thickens!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# INTENSE.
INTENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# also, as usual...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yes okay whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Very true
www.b3ta.com/board/9831875
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# and, frankly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/whyfuckingbother
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# If you have such a problem with me, ignore me.
There, a simple solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Oh it doesn't matter. He has some vendetta against me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Probably your backstory
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I have a backstory did you know? It's that I'm a cunt.
HORRIBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That's awful
How could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I'm verly sorrins for what I hab done in all the past :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# If it were up to me or Amon Goeth, we'd forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# You're both very nice people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# That's real power, Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Fuck, what have you done to SKuG
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# punnage!
HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Lots of toap tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh no wait, there's that guy on the right.
I don't know who he is though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh yes, ze wonderful life

of speed...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# haha I remember this meme
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# so I take the blue line from Paddington
down to Covent...

*inserts £5*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# The blue line doesn't go from Paddington.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Yellow? No wait.. Orange!
I haven't been in some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Triple word score!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# That's Twister
From MB!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# YAY!
I'm part of something!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. ...
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I am about to get Pot Noodle
coming out my nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Then my work is done :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# HE COMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I shoulda taken a picture!
damn! Next time Maiden makes me laugh whilst I am having Pot Noodles I'll have the camera ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# HE ARRIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
FAST shoppage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# No he's a very old photoshop
done many years ago when Pot Noddle were running a compo for Pot Noodle Spoofs - I didn;t win :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh der!
I even remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure im not alone here.
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Enjoy your debt!
:D

*edit: also serves you right for going to college in Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ahem!
There are tuition fees in the UK as well!

Plus the Uni of Ulster is in the UK, depending on your political bias anyways.

Nomatter where you go i think you're gonna be screwed financially as a student really. But yeah the republic is renowned for high fees in general. Should have went to scotland!
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Your grammar
is poor for a University student.

It's "should have gone" not "should have went"

tsk. No wonder graduates can't get jobs...
(once_upon_a_time, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hi there!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# It's pretty small, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# file size, yes...
but it's a screenshot.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# What resolution do you run at?
(Peter_G, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# 320 x 240
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# well that makes sense
from my end it's taking up the screen (936 x 585)

needs a little "width" action...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *points*
Amstrad PCW User!!!!

The sad part about this is that you wouldn't even remember them...., ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# PLOT 255,175
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Buy a new, bigger monitor for Xmas
And you can have a New Year's Resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# this would make a great ad
get on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# That was appalling, Tribs!
Just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# That was genius
Well done my good man, i salute you.
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# oh dear
my asparagus has wilted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I get it! It's a joke! I understand jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# You are the Anti-Redsushi :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Redsushi is a jerk. This bodes well for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Cannae read it mun
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# squints
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# try backing up
like maybe to the moon...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Well..
I couldn't make it any smaller or nobody at all would be able to read it.


Anyways theres bigger images out there in the competition.
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# haha
google ireland.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# eh?
im lost there
(Komsomol, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Yawn
is this shite still here. If so don't wake me up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Pay your fucking bill then.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# the piano player's friend
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'll take twelvety, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# that's a foreign import
more than three hairs per testicle
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I must say I have noticed
recently a failure to adhere to the standard number of hairs on a CDC. Standards are slipping old boy standards are slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# just a genetic mutation ...runs in the family
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)
# unlike diarrhoea
which runs in the genes jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I invested in Imodium shares
But the market fell out of the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# You're on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# like a slice of sweaty ham and wilted lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I was thinking Andrex
But i prefer your imagery
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# friggin liberals
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# well a metro gnome is just dwarves on the underground
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# ..is that a golly?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Just one less drink this christmas..give the money to a childrens charity?
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# not a fucking chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:56, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Just one less drink last Christmas...
and I wouldn't have the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Shagging goats is never a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# But I looked into thoes big yellow eyes
How could I resist?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# awww--sadness has many fathers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# We should all hide while he's counting to 10
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Not until Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt
and any other over paid actor I can think of-gives 30% of their money.

I'm the working poor.

/nerve
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# ^yes

I pay my taxes like the rest of us
just to keep the chav sluts in dry knickers as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:15, archived)
# really
it makes me angry when some rich cunt asks ME to help the poor. why don't THEY help the fucking poor?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# we should run this cuntry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# umm...
technically we do...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I don't drink . . . so we're even . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# DING DING DING DING DING
IT'S THE RIGHTEOUS CAUSE SIREN!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hoho!
I've been drinking my own homemade beer for the past years.


So i don;t count. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# where do Barnado's step in....and social services step out?
...surely they should club together...just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# STOP TRYING TO BE SINCERE
You've been here for over a year and should have learnt b3ta doesn't care when you try to do that and use MS paint at the same time.
(Peter_G, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# is that one of those
old fake banardos ads? his trousers do look suspiciously neat for rags.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)
# all I know is
he stopped making Nikes. ANd I want my cheap Nikes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Buy some better clothes, for god's sake!
How do you expect sympathy dressed like that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# But
I am the poor of the parish.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *abuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Sod charities.
Childline etc should be government funded. Childrens welfare isn't a matter of generousity or goodwill. It's....well; everything.

I work for a charity, but not a life or death one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I hope there are nuns involved
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Sadly no
It is more educational. I'd struggle with women who think the best hope for mankind is to marry Jeebus and not propogate the species.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Is this the sundae_girl_2004 charity I've been hearing so much about?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# FAME!
I AM a charity, but that's because I work for one. The pay isn't great.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Xmas Toapage
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# hmm define barn
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# What am I, your Wikipedia bitch?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Awesome
Almost as exciting as en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doorknob
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# it has just occurred to me that doorknob backwards is
bonkrood
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# define bitch
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ivana Trump.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Sprouts already?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Eeek!
never touch the devilish things; Those and broad beans. Euyuch!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Nice!
Short and sweet! pub humor there! clickity click.
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Light up Grandpa this year
In appreciation of your patronage, we now offer a free wiring upgrade on your mounted loved ones.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Niiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Is that Arthur C. Clarke?
He looks like he's full of stars...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# ..still "flashing" all these years later...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# It gives a whole new twist to stocking stuffers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# :) I misread your post as 'shocking' stuffers
(possible)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That works too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# For wufflebunny
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# One ring to rule them all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I'm not convinced
there's no wedding ring...

*clicks*

talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Yes... there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *GASP*
I SEE IT I SEE IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# what do you want!? A recusive goatse ring loop
Arrrgggghhh!! my mind has melted.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# There is
Just a bit faint. For an extra £100 you can have the detail picked out (ewww) in gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# The ring is a bit bloody obvious if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I just missed it
I see it now.

Look, I was shit at where's wally as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Its a claddagh ring sure.
Nicely done
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For me? How.....um.....lovely.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Dear Lord. It's everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
#

This got quite a few votes on Wired.com...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Noooooes!
Actual LOLs now. Good job I'm alone in the house Mr Bunny would be wondering what on earth I was doing in here.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# "It's ok, honey, I'm just looking at goatse!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Oh dear Lord no.
I'm sure he already thinks I'm pervier than I really am. I found myself in the awkward position of having to explain "bukkake" to him a couple of weeks ago during The Thick Of It. Malcolm Tucker said something like "what's this? bukkake at bedtime or something" and I almost fell off the sofa laughing. If I had only been quiet I could have gotten away with feigning innocence....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Its called Xe now :P
(blah yep im that boring correctionist bastard tonight)
(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ..ring in the new year
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Somewhat misogynistic, but fuck it, ITS CHRISTMAS!!!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)
# well Fred I'll tell ya
I thought it was cute. Good effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# There is a jug band that has a song called
"Santa Lost a Ho!"

This version done by someone else:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnN4zqJzsYM

Double Entendres R Us...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
It was a cool picture,
Photobucket
So I messed it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# link has expired, it is a dead link, it has shuffled off it's mortal coil and joined the choir invisible
it is a dead link :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Works if you copy/paste it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Ah so it does :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Stoopid pixdaus
*baffled*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# It's like it's giving Jazz Hands with its ears
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# nice hair!............................................................................................................................*GRONK!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Gruffalo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)
# GRONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I am very much liking this cheery fellow
Gronk. I hope to see more of his adventures some time.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# They are both happy now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Heh.
You messed it up, real good, I tell you whut :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

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