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[challenge entry] Luverley with snake and herb croutons
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ...a snake, a snake!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Ahahaha!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I don't know why but I like this!
(Flaming Badger likes mushrooms, not so much snakes..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# *Click*
*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*!
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] think i better go lie down
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ha, like it :)
tj: Im stuck in work today because a moron from another department did something wrong, which screwed up all my stuff from friday. On the plus side 'they' didn't have to come in to fix it ¬_¬
edit: I meant to put didn't
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# buy a shovel and deal with them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# good plan
If I go buy one now I can hide it in the office somewhere, get them on monday.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I don't think he'd apporve of vice versas
they were amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# been painting...
beard painting



more here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# nice - want to ruffle his beard
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# i'm sure
he would like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Self portrait?
You are Uncle Albert aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hehehe
no not a self portrait - my beard isnt that full :D source - www.sxc.hu/photo/1206688 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# That's lovely, Jesse
once again with the piercing blue eyes, just like your Superman.

Lovely Stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# thank you lovley lady!
i always seem to do blue eyes - i should try red ones :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Very good

I think this is your best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# thank you
sir! :D i'm pleased with it!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ^ Lilly Savage?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# heheh
maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hampstead heath takeaway
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Because gay men like potato?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# rumour has it
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# dont be silly
they only like sweet potatoes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] compo homage to the life of brian


..too subtle, or too crap?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ewwwwwww!
Seems the plasters he put on his nipples to stave off the effect of joggers nipple were just that wee bit too sticky....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Also, Meat and Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# lark's tongues were too tricky....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Lark's Tongues get yer Lark's Tongues
:D

**I admit to checking the filename as it looks like potato peel.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# couldn't get hold of jamie olivers illustrated recipe
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Jamie Oliver can't cook he just does Mockney impressions
and that annoys people enough to distract them long enough to swap his mess for some shop bought precooked food :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# wasn't the salesman in life of brian also cheeky-chappie?
..agree he's total tosser ..and is now inflicting his entire family on us..bastard
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# read at as life of brain at first
and thought that brain and chips are not so odd.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Nasty!
Do you want some peas with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nips and chips?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# .wolf nipple chips, get em while they're 'ot.....they're luverlee
(or words to that effect)
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# "WOLF NIPPLE CHIPS!!"
get'em while they're hot, they're lovely.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Aww, lookit the cute doggies enjoying a show...

Click to see the full thing (144 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# You win my first click of the day.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Er yeah, mine too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Hey Mediocre,
I just totally went for a fry up and I totally feel sick now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Haha
I could do with a fry up right now

Waiting for the girl to finish her driving lesson and return for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Awwww
The looks on their ickly doggy faces is quite good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Haha evil pure evil :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# oh yeeeah
I love it when you click me right there!

*quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's right on the *W-Spot
(*Woo-Spot)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# GET A ROOM

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha!
We like to do it al fresco ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# personally
I prefer it al dente ;)

*firms*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The firmer the better :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *gasp*
FILTH!

I'm telling the daily mail! There's filth on the internet! What has this world come to!?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Haha!
"Internet Porn and Rudeness Shock - the Daily Mail Reveals ALL, please have Credit Card details at hand"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# a click from me
..but it would have been better if judy had done the deed.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I was also thinking this....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# well, why don't you spend
an hour making it, then you can have whoever you want doing the deed!

That sounds so wrong. Yet so right.

I'm off to search for punch and judy porn...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :O
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# haaha
aceness abounds
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# awww poor doggies all sad
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# With the recent snow brings new fun games.
Ice Road Rundown
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Nooo!
Leave Henry alone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Daft cunt has lost his broom head....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] had a bad dream last night....


..goody gum drops will never quite be the same
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuuuuhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkk
Have a pea.

From idea:



To reality:



(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# fab - life imitating art...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Vomit imitating food.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# These should be made!
Just like Jaffa-Donuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# yay - jaffanuts !
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Unfortunatly, McVities would not make them...
"Donuts are fried and would be an unhealthy option"

Sodding Tarts!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# jaffa-knobs then?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# re down there V
I'm ok, are you wobbling in the right direction?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Indeed...
I have not been on here much lately.. work is an arse and I don't get time to spank about all day any more...

It's good to see the the normal suspects are still wasting so much time creating such quality work.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# om nyom nyom.
That looks delicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ta!
I've never had a summer birthday until today and I just so happen to be suffering from a cold...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# happy birthday.
my dad's was yesterday. I had food poisoning from Thai La-Ong :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Glebe or newtown?
I get delivery from the glebe one all the time, I've never had a problem
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# thai la-ong 1 in newtown, last time I go there, been sick for three days
been to both thai la-ong 1 and 2 a few times with no worries but this has been terrible.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ahh, Thai La-Ong 2 FTW.
Much quicker as most people can't be arsed to walk an extra three minutes down the road. Pad Khi Mao is pretty damn' good there, too.
Thairiffic is still the best, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Don't think I've been to Thairiffic, my favourite is times 9, but it's an extra fifty cents.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# You pay for your oriental food
with Rappers in Australia? How queer....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# three curries and rice costs Kanye West in Newtown...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# And a Korean Curry is one Snoop Doggy Dogg.
The irony is not lost on the asians....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# The funniest thing is buying Ice Tea
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
When did you get amusing? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I just think you're more easily amused of late sushi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Ah, never been in there.
Thairiffic is $9.50, but much more meat and a can of drink, not to mention the sauce is not just greasy water, unlike Newtown Thai 2...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# my postgraduate pockets are not that deep
(although it's still decent with a can of drink)
should probably try it, anywhere but thai laong
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I completely thought that it was riverghost that done this
but now I realise it was the meatenburg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# That was truly a meaty treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Yours looks more...eatable thogh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Lack of association with sweet cakes,
I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# They never look as good as in the photo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Got peas?
Well, as it happens, I do.




OK, so it may not fit the compo criteria perfectly, but it's close enough. Lions are edible, aren't they?
(Pseudonym, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hmm licky lion...furry nice!
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# and me...
NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hershey move over !
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I like that..

HARD!

Quite a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm its so chocolatey


Click for bigger (11 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
what's wrong with your mind these days
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Well,...
seriously, there have been some awful times recently and I've found myself making some darker pics along the way. Didn't plan to do that, it just kind of happened. Perhaps it's theraputic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:59, archived)
# THE LAST THING THEY EVER SAW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Damn!
that is creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 7:34, archived)
# Aaarrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# corrr

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Halloween in heaven.
Christmas in hell.

Go ahead and laugh, but

www.spike.com/video/iron-maiden-number/2794239
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Blocked for me.
But isn't Halloween In Heaven a Type O Negative track, rather than a Maiden one?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Dec 2009, 6:23, archived)
# AAÁAAÁAAUUUUUUÚUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Or a sound something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:55, archived)
# This really is fantastically sinister
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 7:00, archived)
# eeeew!
It's creepy as it is, but if your monitor has a crappy viewing angle like the one I'm using here, then when you go off centre with your head, the image goes ino really creepy negative.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 7:13, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# ^THE FEAR
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Way Hay!
How are you Mr b/-\b?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# *Shudders*
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 8:50, archived)
# meep!
fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# EEP

that's right...EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(thanatos, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# arf
that's a helluva source pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 8:52, archived)
# with the police watching on too!
(pdjpdj, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Maybe it's because I'm Dutch
but pot related jokes never seem remotely funny to me

Er, that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Nothing to do with your nationality I reckon.
Pot jokes just aren't that funny usually.
"LOL, I am slightly forgetful"
"LOL, and a bit hungry"
"LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No new posts in over an hour
Have some heavy machinery

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:39, archived)
# that's some mighty fine machinery
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Oh hai andy
How is kent?

Snowy?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:46, archived)
# pretty icy
working in London now in a pub! Hows things up your way? Also I made you a picture
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Oooh pub, is it anywhere near charring x or euston station? I am there on monday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# it is
Oxford Circus tube stn, come out go right and it's the first turn. Star and Garter. I'm in from 5 onwards. mini b3ta bash! : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# gah
I get back to folkestone at 4:09

I wont be there then. and I doubt I'd have had time for a run around and getting a full pint. Maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# no probs
will probably be working there a fair while. nice little place but it's tiny and gets busy.

still in sheff?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
# In Brum now
Brum brum brum.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Have a pearoat in return for the diggery goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I was hoping that that would be a digger related roast

You are in australia now arnt you?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Yarp.
It's nice here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:40, archived)
# it's fucking minus 5.2 celcuius outside!!
it got to -5.5 earlier and it snowed for a short while during the day

hello? is this microphone on? I can't tell, vodka impairs my somethingorother
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
# It's about -6 here I think
and we're headed for some colder and snowier weather.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# It's 28 and rising here
I get the feeling it's going to be a bitch of a summer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
#
“Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:15, archived)
# you are Emo Philips and I claim my downtrodden story about how life was ironically tough as a child
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
# No I'm not him.
So no, no downtrodded story for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# aww :(
not even the one about going down to the playground to watch the kids jump up and down and run about screaming, but they don't know you're only using blanks?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Would you mind pretending for a few moments?
It seems like the only polite thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
#
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
#
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
#
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Thankyou that is very good manners.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I'm sorry I can't do the voice properly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# but you got the hair down to a tee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
#
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# -5.8 now
I'm going out for a smoke, if I don't come back, please make fun of me.

earlier in the day when it snowed I threw a snowball for a dog, fucking priceless when she caught it in he mouth thinking it was her normal ball :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Brrr brrr brrrrr bbbr bbbrrrr bbbrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# He saw that. And now look what he's gone and done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# oh you shit
he's gonna cause some havoc the little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Indeed. But it took forever to render.
cfb 220k 1024x768
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Seems like no-one on here is bothered about safety any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# He ripped the whole upper enclosure off.
It even had safety glass. Elk today, I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:19, archived)
#


Fuck I didn't realize how fucking disturbing this picture is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:26, archived)
# not as disturbing as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnhYK0oi0wU

an animation that was on links earlier. Fucking owns.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Dude, if I'm 30 seconds into a 4 minute clip and I'm still reading credits
I tend to lose interest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:39, archived)
# worth it.
I aint seen anything quite as gloriously deranged for sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Damn I'm too impatient
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Professor Chike seems to have really dropped the ball lately
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# No, I blame us.
We've not been very supportive recently. I mean, I care about safety just as much as I always did, but I also really like breaking things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Time has taken its toll, actually.
All of that sequence is before restore point for b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# That's really too bad.
ALSO: I was looking for the original TOATS thread earlier and that's gone too.
Er, what I mean is it didn't show up in the b3ta search. I'm spectacularly jet-lagged and I don't know what I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Did you put any of them on the pizzablog?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Fuck I don't remember.
I was actually looking for the thread where Discomeats first said it but it didn't come up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Yeah
Also my laptop died and I haven't worked out how to get the data off the hard drive

Also I don't have photoshop installed on this pc yet (I'm using paint.net) so I can't make any fresh chike.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:35, archived)
# The HD is ok?
If so, one idea is to put it into an enclosure and get the data off that way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the HD will be ok
The laptop just doesn't switch on anymore, I think the PSU is fucked. I need to work out a way of firing it up so I can plug an external drive into it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Actually those enclosures look pretty cheap and the Aussie dollar is strong at the moment
I might go with one of those - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
# It's the first link I found,
you may well be able to do better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Couple of my later ones are still there, hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
# New source?
I don't think I've seen that pic of him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# From second batch of them.
I forget exactly when that was.
edit: other one is from it, so it must have been that day (Jan 30 2009)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:49, archived)
# He looks happy.
That makes me happy too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 5:46, archived)
# haha
HAPPY CHRISTMANSSSS
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# STATE OF THE ART COMPUTER GRAPHICS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Doodle Bugs // Doodle + Photoshop = Arts


Click for bigger (218 kb)
/arts
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# A full assortment.
Which ones have the almond cream centers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# they're all so shiny
unlike many people, I am fascinated by bugs. I think they are very cool.

I wish I could actually draw stuff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# They look to belong to the genus rasahus varnishicus
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)
# top bugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# BUGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Oooh I like it
(blackswan, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# I love you so bloody much
your pics are brilliant! I love insects too, so that's gotta be unusual. Love the shine on their carapaces and elytra!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I Love you too in a jelly and chocolate sauce kinda way...
:)

I shall do more bugs forthwith.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# oooh
i borrowed an insect case from my local museum yesterday, not disimilar to this.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# great artwork
and lovely colours
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Christmas comes early

for ONE celeb...

NIGHT B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# D'ya wanna be in my gang?
No thanks Gary, because you fuck children.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# oh that's just nasty...
/Clevland
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Damn he looks so evil in that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# HYDRA
forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gary-glitter.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Hahaha
just cross out the word Railcard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# CYA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# haha
the younger one seems to understand what is occurring
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# it's a game you can play with your own family this christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# yeah, i akshally started a new thread with this shit :P

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# ...but here's a bonus, i mofahad :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Aaaawww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I don't know how to write the sound for this one.
It's kind of mnnnow mnnow mnnnow like that but very highpitched.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I'd Hwang her Mi Hee
wink wink nudge nudge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# TJ: Thank Christ
I was about to gouge out my eyes from that piccie down there...

NO OFFENSE...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# would
and it's lubberly.

'ave a good night, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# sweet dreams
'cause tormorrow you're gettin' it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Yay!
with large sticks I hope??? And barbed rusty needles?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# it's a secret
when you least expect it, expect the unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# That's my favourite kind of shit
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# haven't quite got the hang of these yet

but hows about a kiss anyway
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Happy christmas. I'm thinking of printing a few and sending them to the neighbours I dislike.


That ought to intimidate them....
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# that's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# that's your mum that is
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# at least it's not me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# In the top right ?
Singing jingle bells for the 20th time
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Why is this news?
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/welsh/8421956.stm

Someone is gay, big whoop.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Him being gay has been an open secret for years...
Its only a big deal for the tabloids (cunts)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hahah OMG
I like the way they included that hurling's Donal Og Cusack is gay. who?
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Because now it means that Gavin Henson
can finally come out, and I can have Charlotte Church to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I would very much like to be in the gang
Could you send me a membership form please?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# There is a spot in the top left
We are looking for a mullet to fill that position
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# My mullet should be more than satisfactory
I also have a moustache, as my diagram shows.

Can I join pls?


(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# you're in my friend


oh yes, you're in....
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
*Beams*
*Belms*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I'm intimidated now
...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# arrgghhh
*shakes fist as you retreat*
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# One can hope they open it with lots of family or friends nearby.
The puzzled look will invite investigation... [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha like a trojan horse card
(JoePesky, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Collypigger
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Poaurkflower
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I suspect that may well be a racist term,
in which case, RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I'm not a racialist...
...some of my best friends are pigs...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I was thinking collieflower earlier
but this is far better
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I want baconflower cheese
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Piff, sushi's being mean to me. Make him stop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I don't know where he keeps his off button.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Next you're going to say I can only press it with my cock, aren't you? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Middle finger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Prostate! The thinking mans erogenous zone....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# It can even be milked.
So I've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# How about you milk my
shut the fuck up would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# You use me to draw you a portrait, then you throw me away.
Well, that's it. We're done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# YAWN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr,
your house is totally precarious in those high heels!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Dude but it looks way sassy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Oh man! You do all the best shoe related pictures!
Where are my shoe worms?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah it's time for shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! :D
I want blue cowboy boots now please kthxbai!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Goddamn it I can't draw blue boots ontop of the red ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# FIND THE ORIGINAL PICTURE THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Okay I'll try
#redsushi+broken+bones
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# No it wasn't there
#redsushi+hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This is tough.
#redsushi+cup
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# BOOM!
www.b3tards.com/u/91cbdca9d1a966f4d086/memesox.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# try these on
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Oh damn you beat me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# he looks proper weird 'mercan now :D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# BLUU BUUTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# He fell over a cup :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Haha I just did that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr,
Why does your house look like it is smiling at me? Does it fancy me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# YAWN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Where is your off button sush?
I'm going to reset you and hope you like me again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Seriously you tedious fool!
The last thing you need to worry about it turning me OFF. You've never turned me on.....

ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I love Sheldon :D
He has really come into his own this series.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Hey, TheMattInAHat,
are you Ttssattssr? Because you both have very similar handwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Nope, I don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# You're lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# No I'm not,
your handwriting always uses those letters and in black too! CONSPIRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# What? Those letters
FROM THE ALPHABET!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# What is this alphabet you speak of you nerk?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# You know not of the mystical symbols?
The symbols passed down from the ancients?

BURN HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# That was the joke.
You just shat on it. Hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Are you sure
Redsushi doesn't usually do jokes
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hey douche,
do your feet hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Seventeen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# 7.3 parsecs
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Isn't a parsec
a measurement of time and NOT quantity?

/Blue Harvest
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Sorry, I meant parsnips.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Alright...
That makes more sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
I don't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Yes.. mmm hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Frosty Beverage?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Americans are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Now you're being mean to americans too.
It's mean sushi night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Also, needs more Rape Soda.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# The next track in my queue list is called 'Absolute Rape Beat'.
Lets all boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I never learned to boogie :(
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# How do I make it so music on my computer has the right genre tagged?
Right now I have songs with numeric genres. I feel correct genres may be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# "Ge ge, ge ge genre wanna!
Ge ge, ge ge genre wanna wanna go! Where I've never let you before!"

Franz Ferdinand are shit! Why would you wanna listen to Franz Ferdinand zeltergiset? They're shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I have heard from a reliable source that you like music made by a band that does not fit my complex tastes
Death to you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# You can either use Musicbrainz Picard tagger and assume their choice of genre is correct.
Or edit the metadata yourself based on what you think is suitable. Alternatively, on the Songbird roadmap, there's plans for an automatic metadata fetching service.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I tried with MusicBrainz earlier and it didn't seem to work.
I am unhappy at this lack of automation.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I use Picard and it works just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Do you click a button that says,
MAKE IT SO! on it to make it work?

What is this Picard you speak of? I have many problems with my METATAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# It analyses your music and suggests correct tags. You simply check that its suggestions are correct and it'll fill your Mupfrees with tags.
musicbrainz.org/doc/PicardDownload
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Dude!
That sounds like a song I could totally party to!

The next song in my playlist is called Murder in the City! Let's all rock our cotton socks off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Mine is called Kettering
But I don't think it's about Northamptonshire.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Is it by When Trams Were Kings?
They are from Northampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Is it by James Morrison?
He is from Northampton.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Is it by The Communards?
Because Richard Coles from the Communards is from Kettering.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Is it by Jack Lucien?
Because he is from Kettering.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Oh cool it's time for music talk.
You start.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I am really digging the music of The Avett Brothers at the moment
and Forever by The Beach Boys is the most beautiful song ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'm listening to Kylie Minoise. It's not beautiful. It's noisy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# first thing I saw
'Mericans.. pfftt...

hides passport
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# actually
I was thinking of that...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Also, Americans are still weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ...
Yes... yes we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Ooo ooo ook AH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)

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