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# I work with a historian who can't stand me repairing images in tattyshop :)
I emailed him this earlier just to irritate him


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Original I took on Monday at the British Museum


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Is it Bob Crow?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha, fucking excellent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ah, but you didn't paint the fucker
did you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# OH GAI JULIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Simon Carol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# haha nicely done that must have really got up nose :D
I have a friend who works at the Natural History Museum in Oxford he does all the Photography of the exhibits and usually plays pranks on the Archiving Dept. as they are so anally retentive - They complained once because the Museum ordered bubble-wrap for archiving exhibits - they complained it contains the wrong type of air and could damage the exhibits!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I guess it's part of their job to be retentive to be honest!
I am surrounded by curators given the age of some of our stuff in the library, and your friend may be onto something, we have been wrapping lots of our old books in specialist acidic free wrapping, and have just finished replacing all our archive negative photographic plates in specialist packaging. Curators tend to be ultra cautious, which isn't a bad thing; what they are in charge with is generally not replaceable!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# As it should be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# oooh
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# top work-worth twice as much now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ha, that is some good photoshopping there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# it looks like it's wearing little leather gloves!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# always ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# The squat wank: excersise your core, thighs, biceps and wrists all in one easy exercise!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# this is a thing of joy
and jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I would like to feed it some fresh feesh from a very far distance !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# :DDD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Your shops are simply amazing mate
*throws fish*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *catches fish and eats*
mmmm halibut
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# This definitely deserves my new woo yay

and a click
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I believe the ancient response to this is "High Cockalorum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Technically it's Hi Cockalorum
High Cockalorum is Disney Cockney
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WdlQhFNa4c
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# top woo yay there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# well you do deserve the best
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# :)
yay
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Magnificent!
Best in a long while
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# This creature is lovely
Does it like fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# loves a bit of fish
likes chips too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# i have a fish 4 it :DD
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# yay
*wanders off to get tackle*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# awesome blend as per...
quality shop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# lovely!
have a squilliam



or a squatner
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Squatner
Our forests should be full o them !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] At the moment I'm stuffed
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# the size of your belly is measured in months?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# mmm
roast dinners.

Is the UK the only country that eats proper roast dinners?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# In Soviet Russia . . . dinner roasts you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Pot roast belly or pot belly roast or roast belly pot or roast pot belly or . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea-Roast For compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Nice One WB!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Click . . .
Click . . . Click . . . Click . . . Click . . . Click . . .
Click . . . Click . . . Click . . . Click . . .
Click . . . Click . . . Click . . .
Click . . . Click . . .
Click . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# you spelt yay wrong
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# italy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Jamaica ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# No.....
she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Nothing quite like a self proclaimed trip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Bubba
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# shiny bubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Spit and polish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# forever blowing bubbles eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# west ham are shit :D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# LOL
im chuffed i got that joke even though im not a football fan, i was thinking of brents jackson joke, lol

*chuffed face*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Just like a bubba machine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# lolz
:DD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# So much fun too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Yay!
Wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# A little trick that it taught itself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# numnumnumnumnum *ploop*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I take it that you have been there in person to hear it too . . .
can't get enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# That *is* me
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# My goodness . . . that is spectacular !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you just knocked it up this afternoon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Thanks, Smash :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I made this.


meh. background goes a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Noooooooooo
Never woo a woo!!!

*Awaits the world to end*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Woo D !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# thats fucking gooooooooooood :DD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Cheers but I should not take the credit completely as I simply followed a tutorial
library.creativecow.net/articles/park_michael/Bessie_Potter.php
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Cheers 4 this :DD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I love this one :D
and I love Big Trouble in Little China not seen it on TV in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# thanks :D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
Is that still used? Either way,fab stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# well as I'm a old skool b3tan I take is as a very high compliment
which is why I also include "Houpla and Panowie" in my Harry Potter wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# wonderful
*watches forever*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# In that case . . . Bubba will keep it going and goingoingoigog . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# bubbly & lubbly
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# He has to do something with his creative juices . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n shite
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# i'm enjoying the jaws reference
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Whoa, spoiler alert there missy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# arf!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# you're going to need a bigger graph
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# In answer to your question near the bottom of the page, Google Chrome does have some adblock things
But, like other extensions, you can only install them if you have the latest beta version. They're also not as exhaustive in ads they block as Firefox's one, in my experience.

All Chrome extensions are here: https://chrome.google.com/extensions
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# nice one
cheers zelter, i won't be switching anytime soon then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Google, blocking ads? Isn't that against the google religion?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah - obviously they didn't develop it themselves, but they've also not banned it
Probably because of the backlash the browser would get.

Still, don't expect it to be a featured extension on their site any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Just when I thought that it was safe . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Stastics of being a barracuda are slim
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Why?
Just Cos
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] what a kid REALLY likes best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# happy incendiary day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Happy B3ta day

You may borrow my hat!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# the little chavs love their chips though :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# a little too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# daddy/chips/sweets/my cock up their arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# no, that's what YOU like best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Twice as high and half as wide !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# fat daddy
fat chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Chips or Maddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# maddie chips
the new taste sensation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# We're all going on a, bloody holiday...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# No Batchelor Boy, nooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# CLIIIIIIIFFFFF!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# CLIFF'S HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# At least GBH survived...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Gary Barlow's Head?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# What he needs
is them new giant cat wipers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i was half thinking about doing that when i seen one while googling for a wiper :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Watch out for that . . . cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffff . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# haha luckily this is not what busdriving is like
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# In that case . . . I'd rather ride with you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# hahahaha
top madness
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# matrix cock!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Just because you're a lunchtime poster ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# haven't really been for quite a while
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha, wotcha matey
Could I just say that Fran smells of old cat wee!

EDIT: Obviously the nicest old cat's wee known to man kind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I think that this is good,
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# sounds about right
thanks for representing us gayshifters as pubic hair rather than airborne spunk
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# And once again a fun site disappears up its own crevice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Another one


(although this was not much of a shop.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Nope... can't see what you've done...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# only about a 50% increase
in the mouth department.

Any more and it would have fallen off the edge of the world.

sauce
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Cos it's serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ^ David Allan
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Lesley Ash?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# If I'm ever drowning . . . throw me her lips to keep me afloat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# steven tyler?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Shopped photos only kthxbai.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# My new life


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# enjoy your new home, turtle-faced man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I have a kittin on my lap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# that sounds fluffy and nice
i have very sore legs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Awww
Been kicking people's arses?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# no, falling over
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Note : Check paper supply BEFORE use
This is but one of the two pearls of wisdom I can offer a child.
That, and never suggest to a physiotherapist that a doctor knows more than they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Looks like you're wiped out in more was than one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Man up and use the cardboard roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# That's it . . . Stick with it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# what's he fucking worried about?
he has a bow-tie
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# he just had four cups of coffee for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# nice


www.b3ta.com/board/9854747

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# awwwwww!
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# wants :0
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I love anything that has to do with FUDGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Fudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More fudge, more fudge.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# no problemo.
its really just a square bird painted brown that looks like fudge.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I like this pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# This. Is. Superb. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Because I had nothing better to do
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that's fucking ace
i can imagine the animated cartoon series now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Ta very much
I've worked out how to animate stuff, but can't get it to post. Any tips? (I'm using Imageready)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# have you managed to create a gif?
from memory it's in the file menu
once yo've got the file, post it exactly as you would a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Ta. I'll try that
But if I fuck up, promise not to kick my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# eww
my pissy pissy mind
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# save as gif and post as normal, I think.
Though be sure to check the FAQ regarding filesizes and maybe post it as a link from this one (edit original post)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Bagpuss has changed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# i like it :D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Proof that evolution is still evolving over at the Galapagos . . . and elsewhere !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ^ta
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# that's ace!
in other news Edwina has died
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I thought it was Curry for a minute!



Well, it may be later! Ba dum tsch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hehe
drowned in a Major blow job
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# it turns out, die hard 4 isn't very good

click for 1280x768
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Looks nothing like Kevin Smith
Nice work as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# very nicely indeed :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# bruce with hair is a better maclean :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# this is super aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# at least something good came out of it :)
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hope that you're not fishing for compliments again, Micto as this is rubbish ;)
haha only joking, of course this is brilliant as per your usual standard.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# no, i'm pleased with this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# i thought telly savalas was dead
who loves ya baby?

edit/ 'tis rather good master micto
also turns out google chrome actually works
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *something about lollipop*
does google chrome have adblock?
it's the only reason i use firefox
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i dunno mate
just giving it a whirl and it seems to make a difference on really slow loading sites, might just be me of course.
will stick with fox as default because i like the add ons.
edit www.google.com/support/forum/p/Chrome/thread?tid=49e8c28d303744e8&hl=en
don't know if this answers the question
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# That's actually a great question
given that Google make their money through on-page ads. There's a definite conflict of interest between giving users completely customizable content, and on the other hand needing to serve up ads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Yes it does
pops up on the bottom right hand corner with amount of pages blocked, only when it has to.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Nice pic :D
I enjoyed Die Hard 4, a fact which I attribute ENTIRELY to the fact that I wasn't in the UK watching "Die hard 4.0", I was in New York watching "Live free or die hard".

Title makes the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# to be fair
regardless of the title, the whole truck/fighter-plane scene would still have been arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Indeed
but it was the arse of capital-f Freedom, as opposed to the arse of "it's the fourth movie, and adding .0 makes it modern and cyber".

Basically I was watching a film in a silly mood as opposed to in an already-slightly-annoyed mood.

For examples of how easily it can go the other way check out kindom of the crystal GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I liked Kingdom Of The Crystal GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I was against the bit where the man pretending to be Indiana Jones
survived being thrown several miles inside a fridge.

Indiana Jones not having any actual superpowers was kinda key to my enjoying his adventures, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha I think that bit being right at the beginning
induced a massive 'FFS!'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# yep.
I had nearly returned to not being pissed off when the remaining 2 issues occurred:

1) Shia Lebouf swinging with monkeys. Cock off, needless bad CGI scene that adds nothing.

2) The last 20 minutes. At some point, someone in a meeting failed to notice that the last three pages of script just said "fuck acting and plot, do some impressive effects." That person should be told off in no uncertain words, and a stern note should be sent to their mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Nicely done micto
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Lush :)
It's the same with Rambo 4:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Speaking of hard . . . I imagine your image wasn't all that easy to do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# It's just a filter
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ooooooh . . . the hard filter . . . I must get that plugin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# where do you get that plugin from ? thanks
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# elbowgrease.org
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# funny
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
#
thepluginsite.com/resources/freeps.htm
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# That is superb
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Season's Greetings
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# This made me do a proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny because it's a disease.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Pretty shaky . . . if you as m m m m me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Oh that's bad
In a funny way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] That's no ...
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# nice
punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# d'oh
2 for 1, nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
#
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# The donkey should have closed eyes and its tounge hanging out..
/end cattle humping blog
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Is it just me
Or does it look like the donkey is taking the ox roughly from behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hello!
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's all in the eyes

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# away in a mnnnnnnnger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# you are a bit late for xmas...
but the truthfullness of your image is not diminished in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# :DD

(herman:D, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# cus thes is thrella
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Away in a monger.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# is this even a joke, i cant tell anymore

#

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Either way
It's a lully image :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That robin has attitude
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Quick, someone, 'shop on a Mohican and some gold chains
Give it a Bad Attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# that is some nice MSpainting right there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# all about the mspainting while in work
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Give us #1 through #196 then?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i lost them.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I want to see a fudgerigar
Ideally not under the sea where it would get soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# is that a budgie made of fudge?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Or fudge made out of budgies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I knew a few guys in a band called Shoctopus.
They are "Ireland’s top classic metal/hard rock band". They weren't to my taste but people seemed to like them.

I prefer your picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I'm feeling silly
After watching it this morning - I just couldn't resist (probably bindun knowing my luck though)
click for actual scene
[edit - please forgive the terrible paint job]
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# arf
paint job none too shoddy but have you tried this
www.getpaint.net/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Thankees
I'll check it out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Paint jobs we can forgive
But not watching Twilight. Please remove yourself from these premises and go wash the dishes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# i was asked to make some xmas cunting,
i thought it odd but duly obliged

/needs ears syringed blog
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# this is adequate cunting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# is that some sort of santa broom below that ginger cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# There's not nearly enough fire in this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# everyone seems to hate McIntyre lol, i think he's funny
all the rest are correct though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# sadly,
the problem with McIntyre is that he thinks he's funny too...
All too often :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# i think the two dudes either side of him are the biggest disgrace ever, proper cunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# the women either side of those two belong to be there
although catherine tate did redeem herself slightly on doctor who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# and jedward make me ashamed to be irish, see i didn't even give it a capital I
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# they really are a blight on the whole country
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yup. id even go as far as saying they are worse than the potato blight
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
#
Is Michael McIntyre's head always at some ridiculously fucking jaunty angle?
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# needs more Alan Carr
He's the biggest cunt of all...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)

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