Soon to be MR. ROBBED, RAPED AND FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:31,
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Keep those wagons rolling, RAWW-HIEEEE-IEEEEE-AH-AH... RAWW-HIEEEE-IEEEEE-AH-AH...
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:04,
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Wouldn't, would, would, would, would
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:05,
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My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:05,
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I find my eye looking at the middle skirt a lot, then looking up :S
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daddyswank came out the closet on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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Yes, the desire to see more GMOS skin is hard to avoid.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:10,
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*shudders twice*That's like a low budget alien film
( daddyswank came out the closet on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:17,
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Was this photo taken at the Gimmy Awards ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:11,
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Gamy Awards!And I'm not talking about legs!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:13,
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I pity the wandbagon !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:09,
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It's Bunsen Honeydew's faithful assistant, Beaker
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:32,
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Would./ac
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:28,
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She could kiss you and clean your ear at the same time ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:30,
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Guess Who 2009 EditionI'm sure the little twerp's cheating somehow...
( daddyswank came out the closet on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:55,
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Hahaha, ohhhh to die of gayness mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:05,
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It happensIt's a happy death though
( daddyswank came out the closet on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:18,
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Do some for Elton John.And make sure you don't compress it too much so you don't get artifacts.
(
hoifbjifbef,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:50,
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The rock-god stance of the 'K' is too much.LOL! AAU
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:52,
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Next I suppose will be a tattoo . . . at least one of those wash off ones . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:53,
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MateSave it for valentines, mine is already making plans! Eek
( daddyswank came out the closet on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:58,
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I'm glad it's subtitled as I have a lot of trouble reading graffiti.very nice!
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:58,
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You are awfully big clever an allmaking graffities like this.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:08,
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this looks like fun
am I doing it right?
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:16,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: How do you hide an elephant?"){kind=small}
How to hide an elephant? Get the internets to help.
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:46,
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Heffalumps Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:49,
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Fantastic . . . you broke the secret edocs with that one ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:52,
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He he heThank you everybodies! I even learned tonight the secrets of delaying frames in Photoshop animation giffery though this took me much longer than it would anyone else I bet.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:05,
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he could go as himselfin a place like that, everyone would think he was a couple of fanboys dressed as an elephant
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:14,
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If I were to hide something, I wouldn't bring it to an expobut maybe I'm just being oldfashioned
*drops pance*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:15,
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What's the Spanish Inquisition doing there?(edit) Erm... I mean: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
( RarelyEvil,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:18,
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:19,
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Made this to put this below, but it's more thematic here.
Woo & Arf.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:23,
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Mr E Nigma?EDIT: ARGH MY HEAD'S ON FIRE
EDIT EDIT: Thank-you, I think I've only posted about 4 pics in these many years, but it's always fun being here. Even that thing with the gourds.
(EDIT EDIT: Thank-you, I think I've only posted about 4 pics in these many years, but it's always fun being here. Even that thing with the gourds.
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:49,
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That reminded me of this.
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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Little Miss Carriage ?
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:51,
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seeing as everyone else is doing itbut not really worth its own thread
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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hahahaha! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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Show some pride in your work.Start a new thread.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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*joins in out of boredom*
(it was topical at one point)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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Hehe! But he's wrong!/Pedant-on-pedant action. ;D
(
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:25,
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neigh!s'ok
well done chap
(well done chap
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:46,
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Pengasus! :Dyou want to try make the penguin pinker or the horse whiter somehow.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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Aye.How's yourself.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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not badnot bad at all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:51,
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THE BOO BOX!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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BOOTMAN AND DUBBIN!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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is his arch enemy doctor socktopus?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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"Dusts off posting shoes"
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:31,
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splendid stuff
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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Orally spluffssplendid!
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 22:40,
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needs more gin
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:58,
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*pours large gordons*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:18,
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Well, Mr Brown does often appear as though he's been poured into his suits*.*Quart into a pint pot.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:27,
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and not left to set for long enough
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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it is rather niceunfortunately, all i have is vodka.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:51,
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thanks for that, my mum died 12 years ago today, i pop over onto b3ta to keep my mind sane, and i get that :(((
(
mongychops,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:23,
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I remember this.That is why I said "b3ta's collective mothers" rather than "Your mother"
Marginal sensitivity in action
(,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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Marginal sensitivity in action
This is disturbing... Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:03,
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Bucket not included. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:11,
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Why a bucket and not a casserole dish?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:14,
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there is a vegetarian optionthey can fuck off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:17,
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coathangerlols!Casserole dish it is then. I'll buy twelvety.
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Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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i already have oneit's a woman thing, apparently
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:21,
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those nipples are so large and redthat i feel the need to press them, just to see if they cause missiles to launch
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:53,
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to be honest i have no idea what a women really looks likethis is my best guess
( mongychops,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:55,
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it's not far offalthough most women are a bit less purple
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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You're spot on
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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I was distracted by them initiallybut then I saw those shoes and was swept away with desire.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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they are rather good, aren't they?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:57,
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Brilliant Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:12,
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good cyclops-goat disguise!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:15,
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You could always print it out, make two little holes in the sides, attach strings, and wear it to the shops.Like I do.
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:17,
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they already think i'm weird in that shopespecially after i went in for something, paid for it, then looked at the cashier and said ""MMMMMMMMMMMM, CHICKEN!" really loudly, before walking out.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:19,
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But how would they know it was you, in your cyclops-goat disguise maskUnless you shouted "MMMMMMMMMMM, CHICKEN!"
which would rather give the game away, somewhat
(which would rather give the game away, somewhat
Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:24,
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because i'm in there almost every dayand i know he's been checkin' out my fine ass
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:26,
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So,he wouldn't be looking at your face then. The scoundrel!
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:30,
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dashed cleverscuttling my disguise like that
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:32,
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works for me all the time.
that lady is checkin out MY fine ass
Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:40,
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yes, butshe wears her handbag strap around her neck, which is pikey and wrong.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:44,
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I bow to your superior knowledge of what is pikey and non-pikeyI shall look for a future partner elsewhere.
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:48,
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avoid femaleswho wear pyjamas outside.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:52,
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Thankyou for your kind advice.I shall restrict my hunt for a future partner to hospital wards and suchlike.
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:59,
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this is a good planas they will probably be too ill to fight back ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:01,
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even better
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:04,
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i'm a disgrace to my sexand i like it ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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compo it!because it has something vaguely to do with elephants!
oh and: woo!
(oh and: woo!
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:24,
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Butabsolutely nuttin' to do wit hidin'.
ta for de woo!
(ta for de woo!
Chumps 👀,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:25,
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This is wonderful.*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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haku, have you ever flashy-thinged me?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:09,
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I flashed my thingy at everryoneat some point in time
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:11,
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would that be some point last yearin a certain earl's court garden?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:14,
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probablynow im going to repeat it in a certain labour club in south wales
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:16,
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do sosouth wales needs a bit of livening up!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:17,
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molto bene!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:20,
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this ugly bugger showed up at the birdtable the other day
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:59,
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Is that the rarely seen wood warbler ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:01,
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WOO! It must br related to the North American Sandwich Bird (they love to eat sandwiches)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:04,
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wonderfull Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:12,
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That . . . indeed works ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:51,
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hahahaclever
poor elephant
b3ta.com/~elephant
(poor elephant
b3ta.com/~elephant
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:52,
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That's a lurkers lurker right there ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:59,
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hehehe sure is!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:00,
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Both stories however are outrageous ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:02,
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That's a lurkers lurker right there ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:10,
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hehe he sure is!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:10,
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Does this remind you of Deja Vu?Does this remind you of Deja Vu?
tubaman,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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Pork Fillet Stuffed With Blue Cheese.
1500k
1. Pre heat the oven to 200°C.
2. Make a deep cut in the end of the fillet and using the end of a wooden spoon, ease through till you reach the other end.
3. Push the wooden spoon left and right to make the hole wide enough to accomodate the cheese mixture.
4. Mix the blue cheese with the honey and chopped sage leaves with a fork, then start pushing into the pork fillet.
5. Place a tooth pick on each end to secure the hole.
6. Heat olive oil and butter in a frying pan then lightly brown the fillets on all sides.
7. Place in the oven for 25-30 minutes or until juices run clear.
8. Serve with sauteed potatoes, cabbage and fresh apple sauce.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:42,
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thatsounds pretty fucking nice. i could do that.
until you mentioned cabbage that is
(until you mentioned cabbage that is
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:46,
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Go with Bok Choi instead...yum.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:47,
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This is made of the stuff that stuffing is made of ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:46,
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There certainly are suggestive suggestions in the selections of the list . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:51,
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Or the Sundae version:1: Forget to defrost meat
2: Stab self with wooden spoon
3: See the blue cheese and scoff the lot on impulse
4: Spill honey on breadboard
5: Burn some butter and olive oil
6: Reset smoke alarm
7: Place meat in oven and go and watch TV
8: Reset smoke alarm
9: Wait for 25-30 mins until pizza delivery man runs clear
10: Serve with grim expression and copious amounts of wine
Woo the pic!
(2: Stab self with wooden spoon
3: See the blue cheese and scoff the lot on impulse
4: Spill honey on breadboard
5: Burn some butter and olive oil
6: Reset smoke alarm
7: Place meat in oven and go and watch TV
8: Reset smoke alarm
9: Wait for 25-30 mins until pizza delivery man runs clear
10: Serve with grim expression and copious amounts of wine
Woo the pic!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:00,
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Bwahahaha!Superb....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:03,
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Your sense of self deprecation is wahay too funnay ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:06,
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I'm not kidding!I can foul up a Pot Noodle. The only reason I'm not fat is that most of what I try to cook goes in the bin. I might sell it as a diet plan!
Lose 3 stone in 3 weeks! Let me cook for you...
(Lose 3 stone in 3 weeks! Let me cook for you...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:11,
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Tasty-sounding recipe, nice crazy imageSuccess!
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:03,
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new backgroundhazaa!
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:15,
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how do you make these?they're very good.
Reminds me of Mandy Wilkinson's stuff.
. . . . and was it HTTP_REFERRER that hid the elephant?
(Reminds me of Mandy Wilkinson's stuff.
. . . . and was it HTTP_REFERRER that hid the elephant?
lord bofingham,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:51,
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Thank you!They are some reflective geometry + coloured lighting, rendered in Vue.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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thanksI'll take a look for Vue.
Not spilling the beans huh?
.
(Not spilling the beans huh?
.
lord bofingham,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:18,
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Sorry :)Wasn't being stealthy - I'm not quite sure what you're asking....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:26,
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just curiousas to whether the elephant hiding in the reply post was done using PHP's HTTP_REFERRER attribute.
I guess from the reply it was maybe some other way
(I guess from the reply it was maybe some other way
lord bofingham,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 21:50,
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Like molten glass...Looks like you need some Pyrex cookware :)
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 20:54,
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I am very much liking these glassy-looking images :DThey have supplied me with very good backgrounds :)
*click*
(*click*
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:08,
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wank bunny
probably nsfw but who is working on a sunday anyways?
this makes me hornytherefore it is NSFW :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:28,
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it's not NSFW he's just rubbing his stomach because he ate something tastybut has the misfortune of having a cock drawn on his stomach
( Shada,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:29,
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I thought that was a self-adhesive carrotthat just looks a bit like a willy.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:30,
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yeh it certainly is a carrotsee everybody sees dicks in any drawing and makes family friendly content nsfw
(,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:32,
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Ban this sick filth!Won't someone think of the chilled wren?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:34,
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any relation to...
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:48,
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:DThis makes me happy, but at the same time guilty about it because of his apparent suffering
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:07,
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Hum in a hum in a . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:18,
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she sure gots some fancy moves (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:22,
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it's the move that grooves ya Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:24,
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Insertion is not out of the question . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:30,
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I don't like the 'phant, it's too brownGame over, man, game over!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:31,
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Way too brown . . . the game ends in a draw . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:33,
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