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[challenge entry] The answer is birds. But I may have misunderstood the question.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Hehe, outstanding.
pixdaus.com is a brilliant site for animal (and more general nature) source pics, by the way.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Good link is good. Thx.
And thx.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Hahaha hello Mr khaT :)
Nice lookin' bird you've got there. Look at the breasts on that!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# And into scat, BONUS!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Phwoar yeah, that's always a plus!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Yay for giant redshanks!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:20, archived)
# "Larks" GIS turned up some nice birds to use.
I'll get three or four made out of that spelunking.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Ooh, lovely.
See also: bee-eater.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahaha what is this madness
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Alt-compo suggestion from zeltergiset.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# LARGE!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# BURD!
bagsy the eggs!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Need a forklift for the eggs.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# and a fucking HUGE piece of toast
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# i found waldo
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Hohoho
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)
# ha!
food lols
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Howdy McB!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)
# evenin squire!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# celebrity vegetable dancing on olive oil
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:18, archived)
# a true ratings winner methinks!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# probably hosted by davina or ant and dec
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Hello Clan.
Bumped ya, but you'll laugh.

I like fast food.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)
# hmmm
overcompensating for something?
;)
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Yes, my awful humor. 8D
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# HAHA! Time padders got their asses handed to them.
Silly posties, bins got teeth and apparently clocks.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] keep perfectly still
and you might get out of this alive

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Have we started then?
*keeps very still indeed*
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I don't see why not
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Right, then. I've had my first one ready for a few.
I will plop it in now.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Cool, well I'm retroactively adding my earlier ones.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like this merger will do it
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Another for the 5800 owners who want some nice free wallpaper

I fancied something like Spring, the sun coming back thru the cold...
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# OOBS?
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# This is like the desert at sunrise
The jaggy dark cliffs against the magnificent hues of orange and purple and red... it looks as if the sky is literally broken and cracked.

1.bp.blogspot.com/_u8RzBC9dWv0/Sy6aKyVta1I/AAAAAAAACFw/bh75DsvH-h8/s400/DSC04475+Laughlin+Sunrise.jpg

That photo doesn't do it justice.

edit: DELETED THREAD!!! *taps* Was it my bullying? We'll never know...
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# where's the bunny?
there should be a bunny
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry...

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)
# The viewing public would riot and the police would have to rescue him
Saved by the Bill!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# It's the secret ingredient in Bettys hotpot
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha
he likes teh scat
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:43, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Pffffft!
*buys eleventy*
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Some cinemas/theatres do that prior to complete refit
They sell off their old seats.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)
# They look so happy
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# /LOL



/...notLOL
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] the BBC could hold a fundraiser for them...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# The other direction could be rather foul.
ALSO
fat
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:52, archived)
# and yet...
FAR more entertaining...
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] this would be a bobby dazzler ...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# haha
Followed by 'Hash in the attic'
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# *cleek*
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# that
could be his dapper suit
(, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)
# DANCE IS CRIME
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Do, do, do the Funky Gibbon
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Some Quality Monkeyage
Lovely
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] fairly simple
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:39, archived)
# flame on?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Oi sis
whatcha doin on the telly?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)
# mum?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Dad?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)
# 5th cousin by marriage, twice removed?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# DAAAVE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooOOooOOOoooOOOoooooooooooo
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Dave ja vu?
(, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 18:38, archived)
# is this you?
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# How do you make love to an fat/ugly lass?
Wank into your hand and then throw it at her.


Maybe he sees these girls as so fat/ugly that he wouldn't even throw his own spunk at them.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I always remember a mate describing his
first experience of shagging a fat bird as "trying to get a overloaded wheel barrow to the end of the garden" Still makes me chuckle.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# She looks quite young. Like Daily Mail young
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV2 should become a Sky 900+ channel
with added mimsy

(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Clare Short's dyed her hair, I see
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Lord Mandelson's dyed his hair, I see
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Liz Jones has dyed her hair, I see.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)
# The Joker has dyed his hair, I see.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Michael Jackson has died, I see.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Bruce Willis died? I see dead people.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Tie Dye is back in vogue, I see
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Magnet Magnet's dyed its magnet, I see
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to Re-Brand some Shows
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Squeak!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)
# That's got to be messy.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# That's what she said
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Damn, I'm slow on the linking this eve.
Hahaha!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Suggested musical accompaniment.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha aww
:D
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# absolutely splendid
in the best tradition of British Humour
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
simple, but a corker !
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# hahahhahaaha
mentals!
(, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Wahey i can wheel this old pearoast out...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# COMPO IT YOU FOOL!
PS: Tee hee
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# gah
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
You are a loon! Hooray!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Wow
that must have taken ages.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love the useful milk carton!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)
# are english people really that fucking pale
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)
#
pale translucent
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Yes. Scots too.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Yeah they're also stupid.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Quite right, those socks are a dreadful mistake.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# only the white ones.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)
# racist/pedant
*Delete as appropriate.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)
# HAHA! I did this with my art skills. Can you guess who it is?


Click for bigger (20 kb)


(Actual picature too)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# desperate dan?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# David Cameron?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I was confused till I clicked for big, that made it much easier
Top username btw! Welcome to /board, pull up a kitten etc etc
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
Why thankya, don't mind if I do. It was a toss up between this and Rickspin McClacker. Toughy.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# peter the goat herder
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Ziggy Marley?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# WINWINWIN!!!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Gordon Bennett?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# is it Rolf Harris?
I mean Baby Hitler.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I was looking at the unshopped picture the other week
very interesting questions spring to mind.
If you knew what was to come would you kill this baby
at what age would it be right to
what were the final influences to push it over the edge and become what he became etc etc (I didn't get to do history at school)
You're not born evil, so at what age do you become it
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Replaceable at the foundational portion of the movement.
Any number of those wankers could have stood in and the results
would likely be just as awful. Those rallies were very well attended.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# aye, he was just the circumstancial figurehead
cut it off and another will grow and all that

but that's a magical journey of fate I really must look in to some day
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# WILL THERE BE UNICORNS THAT POOP CANDY BARS ON THIS JOURNEY?!?!?!?!
WILL THERE???

WILL THERE???
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# true
making history by stephen fry is an interesting novel on just that idea
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# There's loads on this.
There ought to be a Godwin's fiction law.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:16, archived)
# TV Tropes wins again:
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Haha!
Beat me.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# :)
I may have to hunt down the book "Raven" mentioned there, sounds cool:
"A British commando team launch Operation Raven, in which they kill Hitler on a train and replace him with a lookalike actor named Archie"
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Haha!
I knew there had to be.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# There's a couple that apply...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)
# oops!
^this^
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# "But the dictator is merely the tip of the whole festering boil of social pus from which dictators emerge; shoot one, and there'll be another one along in a minute"
- Terry Pratchett
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# yeah but Blair totally had to (help) get rid of Hussein
 
you know, because.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Sometimes the pus gets stronger as a result, if it can be writ that way by the survivors.
Martyrdom(willing and unwilling) is tempting for the power hungry and add in nihilism and we're all fucked again.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# So shoot him too.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# This is philosophical banter
Who is to say that if you killed Hitler someone else wouldn't have done what he did?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# as above
:)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# If you can travel in time
or see the future, you can change the timeline in other ways. Arrange for young Hitler to be accepted to the Vienna art school. Set him up with an attractive young Jewish girl. Put him on medication.

www.cracked.com/article_17298_6-random-coincidences-that-created-modern-world.html

Get rid of Himmler, though. Nasty little chicken farmer.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I love Cracked...
they are really the bestest...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# 12 Great Lists
7 Things That Work Well In Lists
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# If I can be the devil's advocate just to spice the debate.
Without him though, no Star Wars finale through Leni Riefenstahl. Debateable question of whether UN would be here and other assorted things.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Tis the Pendulum of humanity.
For every direction it swings, it almost always goes as far the other way as a result.

Good time---------{ }----------bad time

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Tie Fighters...
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Zach Braff?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)

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