b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 37896 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] From a while back...


Eeeeexceeellent.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# £16.99?
I don't get it.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] This shop not shopped


And I am most certainly NOT going to encourage London-based B3tans to go down there and tip it over the edge.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I passed a health food shop this morning.
It had a herbal antiflu product poster.

Under a health looking woman was the legend:

Effective.
Suffer free.


Mmmm, free suffering.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha
Ain't that the truth.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Haha! Fantastic!
A fellow (non)believer!
[Clickaroo]
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Our team of professional... (yadda, yadda)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick this one here too
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Especially in Mega City One..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] well that would explain one or two things.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Ha
Good one.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# now that is some stylish foot hair right there
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# lord of the rings isn't sci-fi!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# The Orcs were genetically engineered
The Eye of Sauron is a big hologram!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] SOOP!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# By my soupe vere cheap onle dollar one.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
#

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# mmmmmm nothing like some blü string pudding
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# The red one is just cocodamol.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# One day, you log into the Matrix, and all the walls are covered in "GeT Fr33 V1/\GrA!!!" posters...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I never understood why anyone would want to know the truth in that film.
This applies to real life, too. Stories are much more interesting.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
nice one
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Morpheus is such a hustler..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Warm and moist
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahaaha candy canes
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# GANZA!!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# One Candy Ganes please.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# It's not Ghristmas, you know!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ghristmas is ruined.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# all because of you
GUNT
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# That post was like Marmite.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# he was asking for it with that sig...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I'm sorry and I don't moan very often and I'm not picking on you
but this type of thing is humour for people with no sense of humour. It's fine every now and again but encouraging it really isn't a good idea.

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Now I'ma let you finish
but Dubs had the best compo post ever!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] A long time ago, in about 1996...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Haahahaha
I love this!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom Nom
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Rockits!


Oreos are nom. They shouldn't be, but they are.

It's not proven, but that's actual scientific fact.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I dispute this! With a vengeance!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# bourbons
kick their arse
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Dur-dur-dur-DURNERRRR...BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM <repeat>
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Much like Brighton rock, but this has 'win' all the way through it..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Spock Prefontaine
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Just do it Spock!
Ace - that took me a minute...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Kick 'im in the face, Spock!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm!!!
Smell good with this you will

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *goes for high five & misses*
Woo!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Haha

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Exactly that.
XD
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Clicked and SPANGed
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Stop being funny.
My colleagues are looking at me strangely.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Top tagging :)
Just do it! (If it is logical).
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# The subways of my home town have taught me well..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# now that's good. Great idea, well executed
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Praise indeed. Thank you, sir.
*fans self with old rave flyer*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)
# just thought i'd throw in this pearoast
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I'm glad you did.
Excellent.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Is this really a cause for celebration?


'Commiserations' methinks would be apt
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Windows Search will now index your documents, e-mails and more.
Your system will now run like a 3-legged arthritic dog.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I like your sig :)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# It's from the heart, man.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# but you are not a millionaire footballer!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# That is one of my more favourable qualities
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Thanks - I'm almost brought to tears ;-]
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# It's a new handicap system to equalise performance at work.
...now it will run at the same speed as the rest of the network.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# congratulations
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# commitulations
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# permutations
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# pericombobulations
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)
# haha, I cannae top that
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one for now

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Still would....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Would.
Wood!
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I LIKE
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, I actually had to move something for this one...

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# HA HA HA!
Grenville should be after Gregory! HA! HA! HA! ALPHALOLS!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ris.....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# My guess..
I think that the OP is trying to make a point that a 'wise woman' should be in the fiction section.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Well no,
because "the wise woman" is a novel. i have fuck all idea what this man is trying to say.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# John
gRISham?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# ummm......
ate Grenvill Author of The Other Boleyn Girl?
River The Wise?
The Wise Grisham?
Woman Brethren?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Dark Helmet.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# WHAT? You went OVER my helmet?
:D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# LOL Most of your friends are dead, Lord Vader!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Also I'm going to pea this for the lulz

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# LULZ
:)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I lol'ed
Far more than I think I should have - it even came out as my 'surprise gay laugh', but this just really tickled me :)
(, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad motivator my arse!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahhahah! What are you trying to push on us? We'll take that blue one....
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# It seems like it really DID have a bad motivator :O
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# That man.
Dear Christ.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# R5-D4! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Botty shop

Purveyors of rusty sherrifs badges, tea towel holders and barking spiders, since 1878
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# In the pub on the Galapagos Islands.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I'll not bother 'shopping a giraffe of wine then...
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Do it.
Do it now!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha
takes something away from the solemn mood, doesn't it

still haven't seen that film, the book was good but very grim, not sure I can be bothered
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I don't think the fillum will be able to handle it.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# If I wanted unrelenting shitness and despair
I'd watch a Uwe Boll film!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Or simply listen to The Smiths on loop.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
# it was alright. not much really happened.
the Book of Eli, though, hell yeah.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I heard that it was just a thin excuse for the message "we all need the bible in our lives"
was it really any good?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
God that book's joyless.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# You'd need a heart of stone
not to laugh at the ending.*




*based on an origional concept by N. Coward.


(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Not as funny as Schindler's List.
They're making a musical of that, you know.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I cried at the end.
When they hung Raphe, it was so sad.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# haha, Sutcliffe the Musical
/Chris Morris
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Liszt's Schindler?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Bada boom bada bing!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# My lovely gammy thumb is now (mostly) all better!
See?!

Note : Next time I walk upstairs carrying a wine glass, I WON'T fall over and thrust my hand into the broken shards.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# ouchy :(
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# You stupid boy!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Especially because I was going upstairs to go to the loo
So I don't even know WHY I was carrying my glass anyway!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sorry, but it is amusing :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# A friend of my sister-in-law
DIED.

She stood up in the pub and her handbag strap tripped her up and she fell onto the table severing an artery.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)
# :S
Really? Shitty biscuits!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Shit, that's pretty bad.
I caught an artery doing this too. Squirting blood several feet into the air.
Somehow it clotted when I got back from the pub, and after passing out in the loo I bandadged it up and went to bed for 8 hours before deciding it needed a trip to A&E.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# were you a little
drunk? Could that explain it?
*looks at scar on hand, the result of alcohol and a pen knife*
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Not the typical 'Cutting a Bagel in half' scar that people get on their hand, eh?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
Not even I have done that, and I am an idiot.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Ugh!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# O_o looked painful...
how long ago did you get the stitches?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Injury was about a month ago,
but the stitches pic was taken 1 week later just before I had them taken out.
Final frame was from yesterday, so not a bad turnaround really. Pity my thumb is still totally numb down one side, but oh well. I'm left handed, so it doesn't effect my love life.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hmmm
Perhaps I should have done this with my big toenail that fell off.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Redsushi fell over a cup.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Just found this old promotional poster..
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# haha
have people seen these?
www.flickr.com/photos/justinvg/tags/starwars/
I remember someone doing something similar here.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# These are gorgeous!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)
# awesome work, sir! :D
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# That's excellent :)
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# awesome!
Thanks the second best version of that poster I have ever seen! - the best being from viz - www.bobpitch.com/anon/badbrains_skegness.jpg

Have a much deserved click!
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Wow.
Clickage.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# lovely stuff
one of my favourite themes
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds