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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# A relatively liberal definition of superhero...
but comic book - check
super powers - mos' def' check
general all round hero - check.

Just cos he wears his pance on the inside shouldn't exclude him from the group IMO
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Rogue would kick their arses
There's a scene a bit like that in the game in which you have to storm bunkers.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I never ashally knew there was a game until I started searching for sauces.
any good?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# It is, yes
It goes through the plot to track down the traitor general. Little easy but fun, good gameplay and captures the setting well.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# What Tribs said.
Easy, and I'm not a gamer, but it was ROGUE TROOPER. I had to play it, and it really does capture the strip well. You get to knife Norts and all! Plus the game is on Amazon for about a quid.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Humm is the 360 back-compatible with Xbox games?
...actually forget that I'm in the middle of Mass Effect 2 and FFXIII is out next week.

/swamped.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Ace!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I used to love that series in 2000AD :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Nordland Forever!
shoot the souther scum!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# We shell find them on the beaches !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Genius
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] quick'n'shit
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why is it
that your "quick'n'shit" pics are still bloody good?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# After Effects ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# nope, never been able to afford it
or find the time to learn it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# So how is it done?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# magic, mystery and brute force
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# paint shop pro
(version 10 with Animation Shop to export the animated gif frames)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Oooooh
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# elephants
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# it took ages to dress it as a tank
but the trunk work came out really well
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Stop using your vastly superior animation skills - we'll have none of that round here
:-)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Very attractive !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Or as his enemies called him
"Captain Colon".
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# and he had irrigation
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# stop using your brain! we'll have none of that round here
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# sorreeeee
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Now . . . it sinks in !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# That was 39 mins.....
which is a measure of how shit my ideas are - not how quick you are
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# cyclops?
well timed... That was almost a mindpiss!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Oh 'Arold ...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hehe
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hawkeye, circa 1066
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# There's timing
Brilliantly done too
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Must be some kind of telepathic bond between you
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# yes :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Gawd Bless 'Im
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Lucky Tottenham
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I thought she was becoming a cowboy meself like
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# a stationery farm
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Heh! :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this is excellent
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Got any staples?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# millions.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Thor!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# :(

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Blondin bloody hated Batman...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one, Ninj!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Nicely.
I have run out of hummus :(

Edit Not the vile chickpea creation, but the indefinable quality required for creating a successful b3ta image.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# At least you had some to begin with.
I ran mine out doing that animation of the queen getting raped by a horse.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Opps!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Seamless ;)

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yay
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# cityscape (finished)

dedicated to the memory of my favourite pen, which died during the making of this picture :(
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# That's gorgeous!
Like this loads.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You are a blummin wonderment.
This is fab.

EDIT: I would love to see some of these fully rendered.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Oh that's cool
You should totatlly design a futuristic RPG
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# what these guys said ^
pretty damn good
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# what this guy said ^
about what those guys said ^^
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ^what this guy said about what that guy said about what those guys said^
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# \/ what will be said
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# v what may be said v
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# wow, amazing
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *awaits a Tahkcalb colour version*
Very nice! ^_^
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# woo!
r.i.p lovely pens.

i know your pain. :(

edit: how big are these pics of yours btw?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# this one is a3, most are a4.
i got a massive canvas the other day which is about 1.5 metres squared... i'm afraid to get started on it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# god speed
i got one of those about 4 years ago.

i'm on the verge of declairing it minimalism and giving up.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# So very Mega-City!
Wooo yay and a "That's awesome".
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# this looks nothing like leicester
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Pentastic !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# *clicks hard*
NICE.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] How much for this? Still warm...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hang on... this actually has merit...
fucking hell
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# i concur
on the other hand, this doesn't
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Nor this...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
and now I have an idea....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# *click-a-dee-doo-daa*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I dunno, still better than most of my posts
I watched Flags of our Fathers the other day, yes it was obviously pretty brutal, but a 6% casualty rate is far better than I used to get on Company of Heroes!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Fighting for the rights to bear fur !
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] the fries familiy originates from the netherlands it seems

"maak je geen zorgen, de vleermuis man zal zich te ontdoen van hem"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# As a Dutch landscape, this has one big flaw

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Shirley
"The Dutch landscape is one big floor"?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# o^^o
well played
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Haha

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# thus my logical explanation
batman villans
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha
flat grounded bastard :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# thats not half bad that
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Yep ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Maybe not quite..
When I lived in NL, a few of my friends had no idea where my village was. Fair enough, it didn't matter to the story I was telling them about getting lost by a hill; at this point they both chimed in unison, 'oh, I know where you mean now!'

Alleen in Nederland!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Bloody Northerners...
;-)

Edit: Fries and proud of it

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Has any Tommy here read Sherman Bill Bryson's book
Neither Here Nor There? If so, did they not LOL at the treatise on Dutch being basically English with different words?

"The odour of petroleum pervades throughout."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# o_0
*ahem*

I think not, young sir.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Oh I think so, Sir.
He is entirely correct. If you recorded background chatter in Dutchland and England, it would sound absolutely identical.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Ahh, well - you may have a point there...
You fiend!

;-)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# First time I was in Amsterdam
It was Koninginnedag and the streets were full of drunk Dutch people shouting at each other - they sounded exactly like drunk Midlanders shouting at each other. It was then I decided that I would be returning to the Netherlands and learning Dutch. It wasn't as easy as I imagined.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Queens day is the best.
The largest little known party I've heard of.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I have tickets for this year
:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# oh fuck, now i have an uncontrollable urge to watch batman and robin again.
god dammit.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# it was depressingly tricky
to find a decent picture of mr freeze that wasn't arnie.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The Allies' Secret Weapon


(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Argh!
Why hasn't he shot it yet?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# He has, but she has a bulletproof bra

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Christ, even I wouldn't.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# even
with the addition of 12 pints, and the some very bad disco lighting?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Acid and Viagra wouldn't change my mind on that.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Mum
Where have you been all my life, I thought I would never see you again.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# haha fuck
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
He's ran like fuck and his mates left there with her thinking 'Prick!'
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Also obvious but more shite
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# taste the marmite!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Hahaha
he doesn't like it much.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# "NOOOOOO, I DONT WANT"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm with Luke
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I concur. Taste it Luke.
YOU'LL LIKE IT
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# tastes like licking a battery dipped in engine grease and salt
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# oops
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hehehe....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Gee, thanks superman. There goes our tourist attraction

and main spayce gun
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click*

:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# hahah, oh fuck!
too soon man, tooo soooooon
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# It's weird to think of it as history
cos it wasn't in black and white
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Hurry up Alfred, it's friggin tatas out here in these clothes"


(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
look at Robin's ickle facE!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha
should happen. Then again it probably has.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# obvious and shite
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Well I like it
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Ni!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# we require...... a shrubbery
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# A nice one - not too expensive, mind.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# "These are bad times when young men can say 'NI' to an old woman."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# who made you king? I didn't vote for you.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Oh there you go again, bringing class into it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# "we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, leaders are voted in at bi-weekly meetings..."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Nice
There will be trouble.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick this in here - mildly related.
Made it last week but didn't post cos I wasn't happy with it, but since it fits the compo...



EDIT Oh yeah - that's why I didn't like it. Completely ballsed up the reflection on the armour :/
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Add blur to the reflection?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# junked my layers now :/
'twas a project born of boredom rather than any real inspiration. I may revisit it at some point in the future and bake a better go of it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Not sure baking will help.
{;-)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Wolvewhat?
We just call him Ug

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# is that wolverine?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# No
that's Ug.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# damn it
next suggestion was stig
doh...


edit:


prolbindun
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# good. subtle. good.
well done :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers
even managed to avoid it looking like a Paintjob.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Nice ;)

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] X marks the spot...... Or does it?
The Brady Bunch.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ...um
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ...bongo?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# it's too orangy for crows
ya know.

fact.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ;-)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# That man! Hahahahaha
Did you see him on Have I Got News For You?

That's right, Bob - go on - try to take on Hislop, and be bitchy while you're at it. You won't come across as a bitter old workshy pleb at all.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# You no mess with
The Hislop...

I missed that one, more's the pity.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Youtube it. Well funny.
"I expect you'd be used to that, Ian."
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
nicely done hahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# A joke is never as funny
the second time you hear it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Higgs particle found - piece of cæke!


Click for bigger (197 kb)



One evening, not so long ago, me and my friend created a particle accelerator of the finest hightech appliances. Most important are 1,5 m USB cable for the accelerator unit itself, extra batteries for additional powersupply (it takes quite a lot of energy to accelerate particles), tea, emptied sweets tin for capturing and containing spontaneus generated black holes, weapons (against spies - especially the feebleminded and envious dolts from CERN) and probably most important: safety goggles (preferably 3D-ones so you won't miss anything).
As can be seen, our first particle was captured on our high-speed camera and came out very nice.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# haha
it took me a while to work out what the hell it was

silly person


also WORDS
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
Thank you.

Particle science is unfortunately difficult to explain with few words.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
indeed
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I've got some higgs bosons right here on my sex cock

I'm just thinking about a way to prove it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# the twin proofs of SCIENCE and PICHERS
will be sufficient to sway even the most cynical mind
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# bang it on the desk
see what falls off

pfft :D
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)

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