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# I'm so lonely...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:31, archived)
# Oh fuck, I better draw a picture.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:31, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:35, archived)
# lol that picture is so old it has a CRT monitor
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:37, archived)
# that picture so old your momma went into a haunted house and came out with a job.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:41, archived)
# That picture is so old super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:47, archived)
# that picture is so old the jpeg is compressed using roman numerals
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)
# that picture so old it puts lipstick on its head just to make up its mind.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)
# Bruh?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 6:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 6:19, archived)
# The End.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 6:20, archived)
# encore!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 6:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 6:45, archived)
# THE SHARK OF LOVE
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Normal service has been resumed.

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)
# gah!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)
# i bet this is a poisonous variety.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)
# Plus it eats its young,
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:51, archived)
# i can't really object to that.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)
# you've been pushing F5 like a spaz
I just know it.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:31, archived)
# Actually no. I didn't know we were down so I was checking various mirrors, one worked so I posted.
I seem to have just checked at exactly the right moment,
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:34, archived)
# Also, what the hell is that icon? It looks like a midget wearing a pair of breasts like a hat.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:37, archived)
# it calls itself a frog
I'm not convinced.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)
# ...says the man sporting a hexapus.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# I'll hex your puss if you're not careful.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)
# well butter my toats!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:47, archived)
# pushhing f5 like a spaz?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:45, archived)
# !
well, it's about damn time that b3tasctv came back on the air. i was about to heave my televisioncomputer off the balcony.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:39, archived)
# the stupid iceberg has come for us.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] meh


In my head it looked better
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Raisins to be cheerful?
1, 2, 3...

"b3ta will be coming down for maintenance at 1am. "
Noooooo!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# re: "b3ta will be coming down for maintenance at 1am. " Noooooo!
I just got home from work, and popped open a bag of Reese's Pieces :(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# The best part is that they're not putting the site back up
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# robs closing /board and turning all of b3ta into /talk
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# i do love this pic.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# That's nicely done.
Very nicely done.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# maintanance
A coat of paint, some new wainscotting, better lighting..
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Hope they install a pool table.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:36, archived)
# Really?
Well, goodbye everyone. It was nice to pretend to know you, electronically!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Go do some work!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Hahaha, clever.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Nice.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure it's opposite, but the concept made me giggle :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# 2010: still a smug git, haven't written a decent song in twenty years but nobody seems to care
xoxoxoxo Bono
 
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:37, archived)
[challenge entry] A must see
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Exor!
Best of all the Boolean logic.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder he needed a dentist.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# MARATHON MAN
I just watched fame... and enjoyed it... I think there's something wrong with me :(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# thta's like a Milky Way bar but with peanuts, eh?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha
: D
tickled me this did : D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Since everything was dead for a while...
maybe somebody will see this:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# pfff
oh well, this place is deader than a dead thing, i'm off to bed.
g'night all
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# It is, isn't it?
'night, Smash.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] silly humans
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i just want to know
where they originally came from
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Dundee
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Cleveland.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# the brussel sprout patch, from the look of it.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)
# pffffffffft!
 
hell yeah
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Racists!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# oh, good.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Director's cut
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# arf!
silly person!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] From John Woo-get-you-with-your-fancy-fecking-doves


Apologies to the two guys who showed up as 'Grumpy' in Google Images.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# hahah 'it's all a load of shite'
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Looks like Rooney on the right.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# lol! : D
arse on ha ha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# the one on the right
looks like that tubby survivalist bloke
EDIT: ray mears, that's the bunny!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# : O

consume......or something : )
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# took me 3 times around
to notice the missing I
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# he he
what a scary ad that was though, eek!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# i was only a kid
so it didn't really bother me. it was still a case of "oh, it's only gay men who get aids" back then
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Lol
Yeah, me too. It still scared me as a kid. Well, I never got AIDS or turned gay so maybe the ad worked!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# heheheh
the only ad that freaked me out was the judderman
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# aye that thing too
most gov ads were pretty grim. still are
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# the government is grim
it's what they do
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# and weird Mark off Eastenders
who caught bad AIDS off his bike
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# he was alive on ITV!!
I seen him
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# yeah, i remember that
i hate soaps with a passion, but it's hard not to know what's going on when everyone is talking about the fucking things, especially my family :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I found BLAH BLAH BLAH
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# don't tease :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# NOOoooooooo!
not the Hulk!
: O
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# yes
he is a mustachioed twat.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# lol
ok, you win.
DIE!!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# yay!
*prepares tap shoes*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] John McClane's allergies made for a very short film,,,
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha poor Bruce.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Directed by Anna Phylactic
Produced by Al Lergic
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Executive Producer
D. Abetes
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Pffft.
"Now I have anti-histamines. Ho. Ho. Ho."
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha (or ho ho ho)
Karl, schieß auf das erdnussbutter!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# worst of all, no talent.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] fact
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# haha
they should've just done Brownian motion instead of making Kelly le Brock and her terrible acting
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# There was acting?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# and pance
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# knee biscuits
Photobucket
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Well done.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Don't eat your knee biscuits!
You might scrape them, if you fall down.
Also: woo!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# I know someone
whose daughter is going out with a guy who recently shattered one of his kneecaps.
Owwww.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# wahhh
How did he manage that?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Chasing after a patient in the local psych hospital
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# The patient's streetname was
"Knee Crusher"
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# well thats one way to do it
also haha
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Odd...
...I know a girl who shattered her kneecap leaving a hospital. She was crossing the road on hospital grounds and run over by a nurse cutting a corner.

Ouch :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# and you know me (well, online), who recently had knee replacement surgery.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Spooky.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# rodilla fantasmal.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Are you now a cyborg?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# i prefer the term 'artificial human'.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# NASTY!
Can you feel when it's gonna rain?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# i think that's one of those myth things all the kids are talking about.
srsly, people just like to claim magic powers and that's one the gimps latch on to.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Ha!
I ache when it's going to rain or is overcast more often. Shoulders mainly. True fact.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# zippy knee!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# i bring it out on special occasions when velcro would seem declasse.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# They'll be sending you back in time to be nawty, you know
How long until you can use it and cyber-kick bottom?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i walk on it now pretty well (with a limp, of course).
but no kicking anything ever again unless i want to be one-legged.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# a limp what?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# a limp et.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# you have to smack them with a rock
to get them off the rock they're clinging to
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Clicks
ahahah
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# It's Marty Feldman!
Reincarnated as postbear's knee.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Aw, how cute!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Glad you did it so I don't have to
;)
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# arrghh
feed mee wif a straw
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# i made a gif way back when that did something similar to someone else's wound.
and of course i can't find the damned thing now.

edit: from 2005, no wonder i couldn't locate it easily.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# had too
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Ok ow.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# looking good!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i have to take some new pics, the scar is keen.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# fuckin hell what did they use rexel staples???
here's the pin that was in my leg
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# that's not a pin!
it's got a hole in it, so it must be a needle
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# there were screws going through the holes to hold it in place
I do however use it as a needle now. For crochet
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# it's a flute
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# that's not a pin!
Thats a big old rod you've got there! oooh errrr!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# arrrghhh, fucking hell!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I know
when they took it out, the bone marrow came out with it and I had to eat it*

*may contain lies
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# what did you do to your feckin leg to have that put in it?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# sport gone wrong
the cast didn't work and that big fucking nail was the result
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# that's why i don't do sport
*smugs*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
#
i o
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# is that a mime eye?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# holy hell.
that's enormous. and they removed it?

staples, yes. there are pros and cons to them, but mine caused me no trouble and were easy to pop out.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# yeh
If they hadn't and I broke my leg again the result would have resembled a jigsaw of bone fragments. So out it came. good as new now, but I did have one really skinny leg and one normal leg for a while.. Not a good look
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# similar deal here, the left leg's muscles are a few cm smaller than on the right.
good to know you're 100% now.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# you'll be alright
amazing how quick things turn around with a bit of physio
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Looks like a Grosse & Kempf
Not many places outside Edinburgh do many of them.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# 10 out of 10
Done in Newcastle
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# VEGONICLE MAN

The first human being to have 63% of his bodyparts replaced by vegetables.

Wielding the power of Statistic Electricity™
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# that 63% figure is misleading.
technically there are fruits and legumes in there as well, and though they are part of the vegetable kingdom (i'm a viscount there, for reals), most people don't commonly think of them as vegetables.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Your secret is safe with me, viscount bear
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Pineapple! :D

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# They're commonly evil, but I love them for it

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah better than those do-gooder oranges
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# evil pineapple
but tasty
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I also had knee surgeries recently
But mine was keyhole so the scars are not nearly so spectacular as Postbear's there. They also gave me a DVD of the procedure as seen through the camera and that makes for seriously gruesome viewing.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# i should ask for the procedural pics.
i have the xrays and mri on disc.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I got the MRI too
but it only plays on a Windows machine and we are a Mac household :(
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I know someone
whose friend has a sister who knows this guy, and his barber has a daughter. True story.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I think I may know him too

(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# See, people like to latch onto this stuff as evidence for the supernatural,
but really, it's just coincidence, confirmation bias and wishful thinking.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# that's what they want you to think.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# we must protect our knees.
good job, goblin shark man.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# i've had her
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# slag!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# hahah i like this
but who won the war
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Hmm
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# sorry about that I have no idea what just happened. I was going to write something then the page refreshed and that spamshit appeared.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Durrrr
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# yeah I will admit that was a herp derp moment
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# No matter
We all have our moments.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# if you accidentally hit return
with no body text, it posts
then if the screen doesn't refresh, it's easy to accidentally double-post

good on you for clearing up your mess though
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I couldn't leave that crap there
People would have taken it the wrong way and accused me of deliberately spamming...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# he should go to the dentist
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
#
dentist barber, by which I mean to say he should definitely do something about that 'tache.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# no no no
that tache is ace
i grew one once
and a handlebar on another occasion
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# is it possible to be happy there?
any time i walk past one of those places, the people i see in them look grim and resigned to their fates.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Just Kidding!



one of my all-time favorites - and he is not from there, I know...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# ning
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Who would win
a Reliant Robin vs. tractor drag race?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# The tractor
the robin would be interrupted halfway by Mr Bean and would crash into the side.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)

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