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[challenge entry] Napoleon's Retreat from a Toby Carvery.


Over-veg'd and left no room for the bottomless jug of custard...
(twattybanjo, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# No . . . room at the Inn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# one hell of a bill............
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Special rates for retreating armies on Tuesdays innit.
(twattybanjo, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Smug Boat tows smug people to Smug Island
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# hahaha
"Smugtug"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Big toes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# thank you for the correction
good to see you're living up to you're name :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(herman:D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# it's going way faster than when i saved it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Hahhahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# "Tows", but yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# *sings the "Captain Pugwash" theme*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Tug it . . . Tug it . . . HARD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# .........it's come OFF!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:18, archived)
# juddering sea, how do i love thee?
let Smee count the waves
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty Awesome CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Judas gets the JK Treatment.


Click for bigger (140 kb)
(Emi, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Sam Cam Thank You Ma'm

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Did you see yourself in the Guardian today?
I was amused.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# you mean my comment on CashGordon?
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# You were mentioned in the article too
It said 'some internet weirdo called Neil*

*it didn't
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Here is is:
"@BeauBodOr "Like the fact you get 50% extra points if you're a non-dom on the #cashgordon website." We don't think that's true, but then again..."

www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2010/mar/22/conservatives-cashgordon
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# ..
:-)
Yup. I meant they put my comment in the article...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Aha!
Then yes.

Fuck off, you popular cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# but totally penniless
and once my visage is seen, any popularity I have in small corners of the web evaporates.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Whereas I have the opposite effect.
Perhaps we need to do some sort of deal?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
# *boke*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# *joke*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Say it loud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I can't believe they've started calling his wife Sam Cam
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I said a hitch hop, the hitchie the hitchie to the hitch hitch hop
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# That's gigantic.
Huge.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Sniper's view.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Excellent view with a rear !
Hitch Hop On The Hop Scotch Hitchcock !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# at the docks
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Dunbin?


CFB (468 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'm afraid . . . I don't know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha
this is some gooood shit
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Makes me wanna scream.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# look what I done.
(FlangeCat, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# CORKIPEDE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Lots of lonely bottles... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Awesome.
And you found a GIANT LEAF to place it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# It does look like a leaf but it is in fact Anthony, a trolley typed thing
(FlangeCat, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Stop calling me Anthony!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# lols
(FlangeCat, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# You have pulled out all the corx !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# That's phantastic...but can it be milked?
If so then I hope that wine comes out...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# efficient bum-cleaner?
also: id like to see a picture of all these creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Is that a green linoleum floor?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I f'n' love these :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
# i do love these.
somewhere here are some pics of my wee carved corks but i'm too lazy to search.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Winter And Summer Trade For Spring
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# oooh
occult-tarot-tastic :D
Really though, you have a wonderful style.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# That is just bloody lovely innit

I want you babbies, and we'll call them Woo & Yay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# *canned science*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# :D
AMAZZZZZZZZZZING AS USUAL
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Are you doing these in dippy type pens or off the shelf ones?
(or summat else entirley)?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# MICRON pens...
made by Sakura Color Products Corp. Made in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Wow they are nice
but a bugger if you leave the cap off... expenseeeeve.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Your vernal equinox is equinoxically vernal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# It's always good to see the other side...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Very Good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# you should some how sell these
you have fantastic talent and style
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Artists only get rich when they die... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Fake it . . . collect the insurance . . . draw more . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Bloody awesome
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Now I'm thinking about heaping spoonfuls of coconut!...Mmmmmm coconut!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# god but thats nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Geez Louise!
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# V V V Good:D
(herman:D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# fab-you-lous
top marks that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# pure talent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# yes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# *punches cat in the face*
YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# No?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# bit like yes
but with more struggling! :D

/sick humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# No Way!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# May Be
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# tis a YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I think that ballet is an art form much overlooked in this compo*


* mainly because it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I have said it before, and I will say it again!
you are dangerous and need to be stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I am dangerous and need to be fed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# This is not shit...i've seen shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I wasn't talking about my picture; that's mediocre

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# :D...ha ha, sometimes i miss reading the titles...oops!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# To tutu or not too tutu . . . those are the two tutus to do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Probably

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# They just got a replacement, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Woo!
I thought there was only ever a choice of two?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Funny thing was...
He only learnt what a cunt looked like by use of a mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
Did Mandelson do the same? Only prospect of him ever seeing one.
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Unfortunately
Mandelson was in a hall of mirrors. Thinks he's better endowed than he is. The dick. Now give me an excuse to have a go at the libs....
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
#
they would be torn between the mouth, vadge and bumhole, and end up using the navel. No good to anyone, but it would be a compromise.....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Well...
at least use of the navel as a cumbucket would stop them multiplying. My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# it would seem that his wife was fucking a cunt and an arsehole at the same time.

it's it's splendid timing, just before the announcment of the general election.

'lo toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Imagine what they'll tell the kid when it's older
"You were conceived in an obvious attempt to garner public support during a general election campaign."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Woo
I hope the baby is ganglyfingered as this guy, then we can point and shout MUTANT. Or we could just do that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Shouting "mutant!" at babies is one of my favourite things to do as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Wonder if anyone did it
when first seeing Megan Fox's gangly thumb?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# You stop it. He's lovely.
He is smooth and shiny which will make him easy, if not satisfying, to eject from our collective politi-poo-pipes in five years time. And then vote for the same twat with a different coloured rosette.

Yes. I remember rosettes.

It appears politicians are the only portion of society who don't realise that because of the laws they themselves have passed it is absolutely unacceptable to kiss someone else's child repeatedly on the coc...waaait... hmmm... never mind

And for that reason, I'm out /Bannatyne

That IS a funny tottyshop though. Sorry.

Unless you're Jewish. Then it's OK to suck a baby's co... Only if you're a Rabbi. Then it's oooooo...dear. Catholic prie....fuck it!

I'm very drunk now. I love being unemployed.

KILL ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha
i love that about drunk people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Which one has the nut in it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Spoken like a true Tory
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# arf!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I like this challenge


CFB
1 2 3
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Fully Engaged !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Oooh I like the penguin one too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pieter Brueghel The Elder's "The Defence of Hoth" (1565)


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Blimey Barbie, that's a bit good.
that's a bit good.:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Does Jeremy have any tauntaun cousins?
OMG I WENT TO TATOOINE ONCE IT WAS SO HOT AND I HAD AN ICE CREAM AND HAD A RIDE IN JABBA'S SKIFF AND THEN DID A POO DID I TELL YOU IT WAS HOT? I LIKE ICE CREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo! And the aftermath :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Dopey Tauntaun thinks that was fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# And you think they smell bad in the front!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# You have made art more awesome

click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# As Bernard Matthews would say..
Booooooooooooooooootiful.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# lovely stuff barbs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# It all over
the star destroyer has turned up =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Heat in the Winter
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# All too real!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Awesome!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# The 'W' is what you get if you 'Tickle' the 'Gland'


No 'shopping I'm afraid but I had to share this...
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# TJ : Convenient timing?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2902475/Samantha-Cameron-is-pregnant.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# yea great timing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Does that mean the slogan will be
"I've fucked my wife. Now to do the whole country!"
Po-lol-itics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# She looks
like she has a bendy head
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# that was my first thought
my second was, what dopey fucking wants a PM with a newborn, the man will act rationally.

and he's still a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# i'm sure they got in the phallic logo awards in newsletters wayback.

also, what rubbish typography, shirley the bridge should ahve a capital 'B'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I had seen the wakefield logo in the phallic logo awards
But this was an ad a week or so back, and I couldn't believe they had put an advert out with not only a spunking cock logo, but references to 'Tickling cock' and 'gland' as well. I'm sure the person that approved this must be a b3tard. And stop calling me 'Shirley'.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pollock's to it...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Splateringlingly Prolific !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Work it!... :D....another messy masterpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] De Dee Deed Deeeeeeeeow!


(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# LEAVE HIM ALONE, GRIPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# yep!
and likes
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I LOVE YOU ROLL LAN'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *puts hand in air*
I do.

:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Whack im Zammo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Don't you mean
'smack' 'Im Zammo?
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Zammo..
Used to keep his skag in his calculator...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# And he used jam his back-monkey
into Jackie's capacious bag when Bullet Baxter wasn't looking.
Dee-dee dee dee dee dee. Dow dow dow. Dow-ow-ow. De de dit dee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I'm far too young to get the Grange Hill reference
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# KEEEENNNNDDDAAALLLLLL!!!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Hot Dog Fight
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Pop Art
Sausage..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

*edit - SAUSAGE?!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Magic darts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Pffft.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# WHAM
Fucking awesome, even though I probably don't get the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Where the hell is my "I LOVE THIS!!!111111!!1!11eleventyoneoneone!!1!" button?
Awesome winingness! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Awesome indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# take that Tricia Yates!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I hate You
Miss McClusky..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Roooooooooooooooooooooooo
looooooooooooooooooooooooo

ace
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# FACT! I used to sit next to
the character who was named Sonia in (real life school, East Barnet Secondary, since you asked) English (can't remember her real name now this is 22 years back), on the times she wasn't filming. She ended up giving our family her pussy. Get your mind out of the gutter, it was a spare kitten she had. Still, nice thought!
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# oh yes!!!!
that has to be my favourite so far!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hello thar...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Looks like he's lost a few pounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# And his trousers are nowhere near high enough.
He's the Simon Cowell of astronomy, although, as far as I am aware, Simon Cowell is not a massive racist with a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# i know who's contributed more to humanity
and it isn't an excretebly smug fuck making a career out of other peoples talent while dumbing down music to the point of idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# NASA used his drawings to help them land Apollo 11
I can't remember Patrick Moore doing anything useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Cowell was great on Gamesmaster too
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# "I'm sorry, but your performance on Alex Kidd
was woeful and the amount of coins you collected wouldn't keep me in hairspray and shiny trousers for five minutes. I say no. Dominic?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Alex Kidd -
Rock, Paper, Scissors.. I'm sure there's a joke in there, but I can't be arsed right now.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# :D
That works splendidly!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# pffft
:)

Is he still alive? Gamesmaster I mean, not churchill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I've thought the same since a lad.
They've never been seen in the same room together, afterall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I met Patrick Moore a few years ago
and I can confirm that Winston Churchill was not there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Long Thumb
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Moore the merrier :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Very, very good.
very good.:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# haha impressive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahah King Charles is Jesus is a Barbershop Trio.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)

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